Wednesday, June 23, 2010

It's GO time (the prediction version)

USA USA USA....Prediction: they thump algeria 3-nil and move on to lose in the first round of the elimination round....or being "robbed" gives them the "us against the world" (which is actually true if you think about it) attitude and they cruise through and they give everyone a shitburger and win the whole damn thing. Maybe they can get a life size picture of that referee and each time they win they take off a piece of his clothing...i don't know, it's what grass fairies do.

Term that blue hates "re-forecast". This term does not exist. It's a fallacy. You can forecast, and then when you adjust your forecast it's just another forecast, not a re-forecast. People that use this term look stupid...yes I'm talking to you CFO of blue's company. Stop saying that, people laugh at you and it shows you had a shitty education from a non-trad commuter school. Prediction:

The jaguars are making a plea to people to buy season tickets...or tickets...or anything. They don't want another season full of blackouts. Maybe they should have drafted Tebow then, morons. Maybe you don't draft a guy with the 10th pick overall, who is projected to go in the late 2nd round. Maybe you don't have a coach who has a mexican last name and probably doesn't have his papers. Or maybe it's italian...or irish, but I hate him. Prediction: Jags move to New Jersey and become the third team to play at the meadowlands.

When I was a kid I always got "the meadowlands" and "the netherlands" mixed up. Prediction: there won't be tulips at the new giants stadium, but I do enjoy the idea of everyone at the games wearing wooden clogs.

Speaking of clogs, worst fucking idea in history...."crocs". Somehow this company went public and somebody made a shit ton of money off of a crappy idea. They are local company so everyone must love them. Prediction: They will "re-forecast" earnings to show how shitty they are and their stock will be worth .38 by the end of the year.

I have a lot of hate in me today. Prediction: this post will end badly

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El Padrino said...

mario batali hates you

El Padrino said...

bgep has like 6 pairs of crocs

ns

blame cmep not me

BLUE said...

bgblue has one pair...i hate them

Beth said...

I've never owned a pair in my life I'm proud to say.

BLUE said...

i get a kick out of the rockies

the fans, and some of the team are acting like they get some sort of redemption from the 2007 World Series if they beat the sox this week.

the redsox don't give a shit, it's just another game to them.

BLUE said...

funny feeling that ubaldo gets roughed up big time tonight

Todd Packer said...

crocs are the worse*

Beth said...

EP and Blue, y'all know that it can apparently be dangerous for kids to wear crocs around escalators, right?

BLUE said...

we don't have an escalator in my house

Beth said...

Ahhhh, I see it's blue's day to make up for keef being less of an as.

s

El Padrino said...

"EP and Blue, y'all know that it can apparently be dangerous for kids to wear crocs around escalators, right?"

no but thanks for the tip

ns

Beth said...

Crocs and escalators

Todd Packer said...

any of those world cup links still work?

El Padrino said...

radio works

Spaceman Spiff said...

'no but thanks for the tip

ns"

thought you would be up on this kind of stuff

Spaceman Spiff said...

ny parents

s

Spaceman Spiff said...

algeria hit the crossbar few minutes ago, should have scored

El Padrino said...

"thought you would be up on this kind of stuff"

honestly she's never been on an escalator

but ISWYDT

Beth said...

I'm using this one that gives a good pic, but you have to download something called Veetle first.

Spaceman Spiff said...

algeria keeper snatching everything

Spaceman Spiff said...

"but ISWYDT"

didnt do anything, just thought crocs and escalators were common knowledge

Spaceman Spiff said...

hercules, hercules

/mama klump

El Padrino said...

didnt do anything

ny parents

El Padrino said...

"algeria keeper snatching everything"

fucking terrorists

Beth said...

US with a goal but they were offsides so it was waved off, and this call looked semi legit at least.

El Padrino said...

england winning 1-0

El Padrino said...

only sport in the world where beating your defender to a spot is a bad thing

soccer sucks

Spaceman Spiff said...

got fucked again

BLUE said...

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Grass Fairy said...

"not me

/kod"

^^^^^^^^^^^


-Yeah, I've adjusted fine to the animals. Pretty sure we will stick with 2 dogs, 6 cats and a snake for many years to come (no new pets, but replacing those who pass)

BLUE said...

oh, offsides

Spaceman Spiff said...

twas a bad call

Spaceman Spiff said...

england winning

El Padrino said...

cumfastery

Spaceman Spiff said...

"You're taking Jersey Shore too seriously"

this, relax H

Spaceman Spiff said...

almost

Spaceman Spiff said...

goddman, another blown opportunity

Beth said...

US getting damn good chances, just can't close.

Spaceman Spiff said...

open net, 2 feet away and they kick it as hard as they can, over the goal

Spaceman Spiff said...

just taaaaaaaaaaaap it in, tap tap tappy tap

BLUE said...

go to your home ball

BLUE said...

fucking offsides

BLUE said...

fucking dempsey ball hog

BLUE said...

i see where tim duncan gets his complaining from

BLUE said...

fucking nil-nil at halftime

BLUE said...

i hate soccer

jugdish said...

just taaaaaaaaaaaap it in, tap tap tappy tap



chuckle

Beth said...

"just taaaaaaaaaaaap it in, tap tap tappy tap"

TWSS?

BLUE said...

no SS "just the tip"

tem said...

"Prediction: they thump algeria 3-nil and move on to lose in the first round of the elimination round"

wt jinx.

Spaceman Spiff said...

game stream

no need to install anything, but the commentator is speaking terror

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuuuuuck

BLUE said...

fucking dempsey






LOOOOOOOOOOOOSER

Spaceman Spiff said...

hit the post, another nice opportunity

BLUE said...

the closer this gets to 90 minutes at a tie, the tighter the US will get.

BLUE said...

fuckin A

BLUE said...

we suck

BLUE said...

GoTDAAAAAAAAAAMn

BLUE said...

fuck fuck fuck fuck

jugdish said...

I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya... it feels phenomenal.


/USA soccer

BLUE said...

we're getting good opportunities but being a bunch of grass fairies

El Padrino said...

this is over

El Padrino said...

time to be "that" guy as zeke would say

america soccer sucks

Beth said...

If the US doesn't score, they need Slovenia to in their game against England..

Celtics LOL said...

I can't get a single fucking stream to work for me. frustrating.

jugdish said...

I can't get a single fucking stream to work for me. frustrating.


i have a hard time peeing too

/tp

jugdish said...

this game is being played in Petoria?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I can't get a single fucking stream to work for me. frustrating."

you dont wanna see this

Spaceman Spiff said...

matt moore got taken out

Spaceman Spiff said...

is this the gold medal game

El Padrino said...

did spiff do a reverse jinx on this?

El Padrino said...

will be his fault if they lose

BLUE said...

i hate soccer

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea, but got overtaken by todays post

El Padrino said...

wow can't get out of a group with terrorists and a country that has been around less than the age of Freak

way to go america

El Padrino said...

"yea, but got overtaken by todays post"


fucking blue

jugdish said...

too many ties in soccer

El Padrino said...

now the outrage will begin

El Padrino said...

retract everything i said

GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Spaceman Spiff said...

goal?

El Padrino said...

USA
USA
USA

Spaceman Spiff said...

goooooooooooooooooal

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck yes

BLUE said...

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Beth said...

GOAL!!

El Padrino said...

USA
USA
USA
USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spaceman Spiff said...

donovans receding hair line comes through baby

Celtics LOL said...

YEAH BABY!!!!!

BLUE said...

goal goal goal goal

BLUE said...

thanks obama

El Padrino said...

way to go blue

Spaceman Spiff said...

in you face EP, my reverse jinx is awesome

jugdish said...

thanks obama

^

Beth said...

wow, what a game

jugdish said...

GOAL!

Grass Fairy said...

amazing!!

Grass Fairy said...

USA wins the group; wooohoooo

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck england

BLUE said...

i got my vuvuzela out

Grass Fairy said...

"time to be "that" guy as zeke would say

america soccer sucks"



-I'm glad you used your power for good this time EP; thanks!


USA
USA
USA

BLUE said...

they still suck

jugdish said...

i got my vuvuzela out


is that spanish for dong?


/Lp

Grass Fairy said...

"they still suck"


-there were at least 3 "miracle on grass" comments on the ESPN live blog; c'mon now, that's just silly

Beth said...

"-there were at least 3 "miracle on grass" comments on the ESPN live blog; c'mon now, that's just silly"

Yeah, if this had been the final that's one thing but this was just to not get embarrassed again.

Celtics LOL said...

Nice Blackhawks link there, Jug.

Grass Fairy said...

"The U.S. Supreme Court ruled today that arbitrators, not the courts, get to decide whether enforcement of a mandatory arbitration agreement is unconscionable."


-So the arbitrators get to decide if their ruling will be fair.

R, US SC, R?

Meiz said...

Why was Spiff here so early?

BLUE said...

basically arbitrators get to decide if they want to keep their jobs

BLUE said...

why is meiz so late?

Grass Fairy said...

"basically arbitrators get to decide if they want to keep their jobs"

-exactly, they are almost always hired by the business, so they have a pretty high motivation to side with the party that is paying them.

El Padrino said...

-I'm glad you used your power for good this time EP; thanks!


USA
USA
USA

Meiz said...

"why is meiz so late?"

Mad busy, yo. Plus I don't work til 10

Keef said...

What time is the US game?

BLUE said...

USA goes from tied...to almost giving up a goal off a header to a quick turn around down the other way for a GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

Beth said...

"What time is the US game?"

Even I got a chuckle from that one.

BLUE said...

rome is playing spoiler and telling people who won the soccer game

El Padrino said...

"fuck england"

pretty sure they made it too

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Why was Spiff here so early?"

woke up early to watch game, was posting at home

Spaceman Spiff said...

"pretty sure they made it too"

so?

Keef said...

"why is meiz so late?"

prego

El Padrino said...

"rome is playing spoiler and telling people who won the soccer game"

thanks kod

El Padrino said...

"so?"

oh?

fuck england

Keef said...

"rome is playing spoiler and telling people who won the soccer game"

His show doesn't start here for 45 minutes, so don't tell me

Keef said...

Donovan is such a pussy, SAS he scored the winner

BLUE said...

I dvr'd the soccer game...you guys suck for telling me

Keef said...

So does Phil come back to LA and then they win it again next year because he only wins titles in 3s?

BLUE said...

phil might be in a wheelchair this time next year

Keef said...

marlins fird* gonzalez

Keef said...

you mean fins

/LP

Keef said...

Mess are on fir* too

BLUE said...

::yawn::

wake me up when baseball season reaches late august/september and things matter

Keef said...

spiff
Go ahead and give me my name/pic now

El Padrino said...

fish, fins are the dolphins

BLUE said...

LT indicted today

El Padrino said...

"Donovan is such a pussy, SAS he scored the winner"

i think he's our best player

Spaceman Spiff said...

"spiff
Go ahead and give me my name/pic now"

hilarity, still wondering why you came up with that bet

Keef said...

"i think he's our best player"

Name three other players on the team

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i think he's our best player"

supposed to be but think his rep is to not show up, but this world cup he's been good

JFreak said...

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El Padrino said...

"Name three other players on the team"

Jozy Altidore, Bradley (coachs kid), Dempsey

Keef said...

"hilarity, still wondering why you came up with that bet"

I was bored, I'm rooting for the tosu guy, and I haven't been paying attention to pre-dradft stuff

El Padrino said...

"supposed to be but think his rep is to not show up, but this world cup he's been good"

oh, he has alot of international goals but whatever idk, he showed up vs slovenia and algeria

El Padrino said...

"Jozy Altidore, Bradley (coachs kid), Dempsey"

oh and

FACE

Keef said...

Thanks for showing up in Omaha, ASU

Keef said...

"oh and

FACE"


google is grate

El Padrino said...

"google is grate"

i didnt google it
answered you in a minute

El Padrino said...

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^^this

Keef said...

So you say sandwhich, but you can spell Jozy Altidore?



s

Keef said...

AJA, I probably couldn't have come up with 3 other players w/o looking

Meiz said...

"i think he's our best player"


Tim Howard
Dempsey
Jozy
Onyewu


I like them all better than Landycakes

JFreak said...

Bocanegra, Demerit, Findley, Buddle, Gomez, Torres, Cherundulo

Keef said...

We get it, freak. You like lame sports

Spaceman Spiff said...

suite GIF

Spaceman Spiff said...

GIF of the winning goal

Keef said...

37/48

Keef said...

98/170

BLUE said...

36/48

Keef said...

Some Wimbledon match is going on right now and it's 30 to 30 in the 5th set. Jeezaloo

El Padrino said...

"I like them all better than Landycakes"


ok freak

Keef said...

ha

Keef said...

USA won

Spaceman Spiff said...

vid of the goal sequence

with commentary, not an edited highlight

Spaceman Spiff said...

the 2 algeria fans in the front of that crowd shot are hilarity

tem said...

"why is meiz so late?"

deluxe must not have pulled out

tem said...

is freak doing his draft preview tomorrow?

JFreak said...

Sure.

Grass Fairy said...

"Some Wimbledon match is going on right now and it's 30 to 30 in the 5th set. Jeezaloo"

-yeah, I do like the no 5th set tiebreaker rule Wimbledon has

BLUE said...

wimbledon fans are also grass fairies

tem said...

37/48

Keef said...

Rome keeps saying that the USofA had to get out of their pool. He must not know about pools

tem said...

131/170

tem said...

they had to otherwise they would have been lost

tem said...

he knows

jugdish said...

Bocanegra, Demerit, Findley, Buddle, Gomez, Torres, Cherundulo, i read about them in OSQ


fixed

Keef said...

what's osq

Keef said...

nervemind

jugdish said...

is freak doing his draft preview tomorrow?


freak has the spot start tomorrow?

jugdish said...

nervemind



^^

tem said...

obscure sports quarterly?

Grass Fairy said...

"wimbledon fans are also grass fairies"


-I pretty much enjoy anything involving grass

tem said...

"freak has the spot start tomorrow?"

dunno. he usually does a draft post. didn't know if he was doing one since he is not a regular poster anymore.

Keef said...

"freak has the spot start tomorrow?"



YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/jug

jugdish said...

obscure sports quarterly?



yep

tem said...

i liked their expose on using yellow dodge balls instead of red.

Grass Fairy said...

"Usually, if you haven't played, or only played one or two matches, you're actually quite eager," she said during a point. "You might not be match-tough, you might miss a lot of shots, but mentally you're not burned out.''

Perfect. Blake is burned out after coming back from an injury.

Two problems: Shriver speaks loudly. Shriver wasn't far from the court.

"Amazing you used to play tennis," Blake yelled up at her. "I can still hear you."

And then he went on to the next point. Note, he wasn't complaining about what she said, only that she was too loud. Up to there, no harm, no foul. Just an accident.

But then Shriver got defensive during the next point.

"James just yelled at me," she said, not talking any quieter, clearly wanting Blake to hear her again. "I'm way above the court, but evidently he can hear me. He's got rabbit ears."

Yes, he can hear you. And he's playing at Wimbledon. The normal response would have been to whisper.

"You have to be an ass about it, too?" Blake yelled after the next point. "And act like I'm at fault.''

And Shriver was offended again.

"And there he is, talking again," she said.


-surreal; now that's something I've never seen in any sport

jugdish said...

i always thought the scene in that movie with the two guys slapping the shit out of each other with the belts on the ocho was hilarity

jugdish said...

more osq

BLUE said...

42-41 now in the 5th set of that match

BLUE said...

7 some odd hours long

BLUE said...

"-surreal; now that's something I've never seen in any sport"

rome was just talking about this

that lady is a superbitch and loud as fucn

Keef said...

"-surreal; now that's something I've never seen in any sport"


Yeah that's weird

Keef said...

One thing that Shriver has going for her is that she's not Mary Carillo

Meiz said...

"Pls don't trade me, I'm not ready to go. I'm begging. My work ain't done yet. I'm on both knees....pls. I'm serious"


Mo Fucking Williams begging on twitter. What a cunt.

Keef said...

"42-41 now in the 5th set of that match"

46-46 now

Keef said...

bump

Keef said...

block

Keef said...

bold

Keef said...

bnew

Keef said...

I'm wearing an ASU polo today, and I was just standing in a Walgreens doing some work. Old man walks in...

Old man: What are you doing wearing that shirt?

me: Why? Is it bad?

OM: Yeah

me: Oh yeah? Are you a UofA fan?

OM: No, it's just that I'm from Illinois.

me: ::Abe Lincoln::

Meiz said...

Fun

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