Monday, June 21, 2010

Is it fall yet?

I'm tired of summer already. It's been mild so far, I guess, but I'm done with it now. Bring on fall, and football, and the World Series, and football, and football.

US Open wasn't that grate* to watch on Sunday. Saturday was suite because Tiger & Dustin Johnson were posting good scores. But noone wanted it on Sunday. Tiger couldn't hit a fairway or a putt. Phil was missing every putt. Johnson was +7 thru 7, finished with an 82. Jesus, the leprechaun that won shot +3 for the day. Just wasn't very entertaining to watch on TV. It's a shame because I always look forward to watching the final round of the US Open each year.

Cmk is watching this show on E! with that Holly chick from Playboy. Seriously, I guess anyone can get their own show now, huh? What could she possibly have to offer that hasn't been on TV yet? She has a nice body but her face is beat.

I skipt* softball tonight because it's dad's day and we were over at my in-laws' house for dinner. Normally I would leave early and go to my game, but this team is so bad that I don't mind skipping it. I bet tem's coed team could beat our team. That's a NS.

On Saturday night we watched some show on E! about the 15 most shocking acts of violence. It included things like Columbine, Cho, the Nebraska mall shooting, etc. I like watching these shows because the stories interest me, but I have a problem with them "ranking" them, from 15 down to #1. Columbine was #2 and the VT shootings was ranked #1, so basically they're saying "You win, Cho. Congrats, you're the best murderer". Huge problem with that.

I ate too much cake tonight. I feel like I'm gonna throw up right now.

We saw the SNL with Betty White on Saturday. I didn't see it the first time around, and it wasn't bad. I always like when they do the "Really" skit during the weekend update. And BW had some funny moments. I don't like that fat black guy on the show, though. He's not really funny and they try to hard to use him as a "hard" guy because he's black. TWSS

Starting today I'm going to be less of an as. Not gonna totally go away from it, but will be less of one. NS

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Beth said...

"Starting today I'm going to be less of an as. Not gonna totally go away from it, but will be less of one. NS"

Yeah, and Rev is going to try to be skinny and EP is going to try to be tall.

Beth said...

Serious question about that though - why the change of heart now? Did CMK or someone else in your life complain?

Celtics LOL said...

"Starting today I'm going to be less of an as. Not gonna totally go away from it, but will be less of one. NS"

No chance

Celtics LOL said...

1-0 Portugal!! Woohoo!!!!!

The Rev said...

Yeah, and Rev is going to try to be skinny and EP is going to try to be tall.



I think my odds are much better.

Beth said...

A rare Monday rev appearance!

What's up rev?

Beth said...

This is for those of you who say you don't like soccer...

Steve said...

"Starting today I'm going to be less of an as. Not gonna totally go away from it, but will be less of one."

we should not let a single comment of Keith's guy by without making a smart ass comment to him.

let's put this to the test.

Steve said...

"This is for those of you who say you don't like soccer..."


she's got a strnage nose.

Beth said...

"we should not let a single comment of Keith's guy by without making a smart ass comment to him.

let's put this to the test."

Oh I like this idea. Like on The Office when Michael said he was going to stop making TWSS comments and Jim immediately started saying things like "that's going to be hard".

BLUE said...

can't believe that there is not more outrage about this phantom call in the world cup

BLUE said...

fuck manny corpas

BLUE said...

jim rome is doing a remote from here today. might swing by and hurl insults

Beth said...

"can't believe that there is not more outrage about this phantom call in the world cup"

If the US doesn't advance, expect Round 2 of outrage. But then again if they can't beat Algeria, they don't deserve to advance.

BLUE said...

outrage

El Padrino said...

"Starting today I'm going to be less of an as. Not gonna totally go away from it, but will be less of one. NS"

as they used to say about mike tyson, you can take the kid out of brownsville but you can't take the brownsville out of that kid

El Padrino said...

i retract my soccer statement

i will not be following any team after this world cup

BLUE said...

not even the redbulls?

Meiz said...

"and they try to hard to use him as a "hard" guy because he's black."


No, that's the joke.

tem said...

" I bet tem's coed team could beat our team. That's a NS."

nfw. even our guys suck. did you miss the part where someone tagged up against us on a pop fly to 1st?

tem said...

"we should not let a single comment of Keith's guy by without making a smart ass comment to him."

i see you are already baiting him.


way to guy

tem said...

"can't believe that there is not more outrage about this phantom call in the world cup"

which one?

BLUE said...

way to guy?

Todd Packer said...

"i see you are already baiting him.


way to guy"


funny

BLUE said...

"which one?"

exactly

BLUE said...

no time for that shit

Todd Packer said...

"way to guy?"


re-read steve's comment

BLUE said...

should I read it first before I re-read it?

El Padrino said...

"I don't like that fat black guy on the show, though."

he's got some hilarity in him

BLUE said...

i looked at it, but didn't read it

Todd Packer said...

got a new bed last week with an expensive mattress... and now i can't get a good night’s sleep.... new mattess sucks. i think this is part of cmtp's plot to get me on the couch fulltime

tem said...

all fat guys have hilarity in them.

BLUE said...

"all fat guys have hilarity in them."

especially when playing softball

Celtics LOL said...

I still can't believe Portugal scored 7 goals. It makes me giddy

BLUE said...

lacrosse?

tem said...

field hockey i think

BLUE said...

women's field hockey probably

El Padrino said...

she picked the mattress out?

did you have a say?

El Padrino said...

my ass hurts from TPS

El Padrino said...

"I think my odds are much better."

-160
fucking annihilate you

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I still can't believe Portugal scored 7 goals. It makes me giddy"

kim jong il having an entire soccer team executed makes you giddy?


s

Steve said...

"i think this is part of cmtp's plot to get me on the couch fulltime"


women are sneaky

BLUE said...

""I still can't believe Portugal scored 7 goals. It makes me giddy"

to bad they lost 8-7 according to the North Korean newspapers

El Padrino said...

portugal will be nuked now

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The 49ers will be a playoff team this season. I'm making that prediction," Craig told Nancy Gay of FanHouse. ". . . The 49ers are the perfect team to annihilate the NFC West."

its spreading, nice work EP

BLUE said...

9ers are -160 to win the NFC west

El Padrino said...

i'm national

El Padrino said...

niners are a sexy pick cuz that defense is suite

too bad the qb sitch is still cloudy

BLUE said...

yeah, and it's june

El Padrino said...

that too

El Padrino said...

"I'm tired of summer already."

it's the first day of summer tart*

some people live in a normal part of the country and dont have 90 degree weather daily

grow up

BLUE said...

i enjoy the summers

Keef said...

"Yeah, and Rev is going to try to be skinny and EP is going to try to be tall."

Last year I said I'd go a week without being one and it wasn't a problem

Keef said...

"Serious question about that though - why the change of heart now? Did CMK or someone else in your life complain?"

I need to get out of last place on your list


s



aja, new responsibilities coming, time to grow up a little

El Padrino said...

"i enjoy the summers"

cuz you know what winter is

Keef said...

"some people live in a normal part of the country and dont have 90 degree weather daily"


So I'm not allowed to be tired of it?

BLUE said...

"aja, new responsibilities coming, time to grow up a little"

now you have an excuse to be a bigger as.

Beth said...

"aja, new responsibilities coming, time to grow up a little"

I can respect that. ns


But said another way, you don't want your kid learning to be an as* from you.

Beth said...

"I need to get out of last place on your list"

Oh and so you know, there's another way to do this. Just get TJW to come back.

Keef said...

"But said another way, you don't want your kid learning to be an as* from you."

Right, they need to learn that on their own

Keef said...

"Did CMK or someone else in your life complain?"

I'm way more of an as. here than IRL

ns

El Padrino said...

"So I'm not allowed to be tired of it?"

you can, but your tired of AZ weather, not summer

Spaceman Spiff said...

H

enjoy

Beth said...

"I'm way more of an as. here than IRL"

Bite your tongue, here IS real life!

s

Beth said...

"H

enjoy"


Spiff is heartless.

BLUE said...

""I'm way more of an as. here than IRL""

I thought you were the realest dog on here?

Keef said...

"you can, but your tired of AZ weather, not summer"

No, I'm tired of summer. I wasn't tired of it in April

BLUE said...

I always enjoy a good parade

BLUE said...

like EP said, it's been "summer" for like 4 hours

Keef said...

"I thought you were the realest dog on here?"

no that's mize

Keef said...

"like EP said, it's been "summer" for like 4 hours"


and I'm tired of it

Todd Packer said...

"and I'm tired of it"

me too

El Padrino said...

WIR

Keef said...

federer almost lost

Todd Packer said...

"she picked the mattress out?

did you have a say?"

i was with her when she picked it out... seemed OK at the time

El Padrino said...

milk

BLUE said...

furniture shopping sucks.

The stuff at the store is always all broken in...then you get it and it's stiff and sucks ballz. (twss)

BLUE said...

marky mark shot a 97 on the course at Pebble.

impressive

BLUE said...

i would have shot about 125

Keef said...

Maltbie had a tasteless comment during the golf tourney yesterday. said something like "these golfers are leaking oil worse than BP"

Keef said...

"marky mark shot a 97 on the course at Pebble."

Saw that yesterday morning. It was funny seeing Gretzky think he had 99 and he had 100

El Padrino said...

i celebrate the seasons change with beer

full mode Honey Moon time

Todd Packer said...

gretzky is an as.

Keef said...

i celebrate the seasons change with beer



USA!
USA!
USA!

BLUE said...

gretzky was just happy to be done

BLUE said...

of course it doesn't hurt that they had PGA players on their bag to tell them where to hit and what the putts were going to do

Keef said...

I could be on that course with a PGA player telling me where to hit it, but I don't think I'd break 100

Todd Packer said...

who was the chick that was terrible on the show?

Keef said...

She won the online contest to be in the group, I think

El Padrino said...

"Seriously, I guess anyone can get their own show now, huh? "

yup, betcha this citigroup women gets a show

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Rafael Furcal is not a lock to return this week after his father tragically passed away after being kicked in the chest by a horse."

jeebus

BLUE said...

"I could be on that course with a PGA player telling me where to hit it, but I don't think I'd break 100"

No doubt

Keef said...

"Rafael Furcal is not a lock to return this week after his father tragically passed away after being kicked in the chest by a horse."



Goddman. I pickt* him up yesterday morning on my $ team for this week because it said he would be back today.

BLUE said...

i didn't watch the whole thing...did the handicaps were for the guys playing?

Marky Mark is probably like an 8 or something

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat back

Keef said...

I didn't see them show any handicaps

El Padrino said...

zorse murder

good fantasy name

El Padrino said...

"I didn't see them show any handicaps"

yes yes, screen shot of steve

BLUE said...

$500 bucks to play that course.


$500 to shoot 125, i got better things to do with my money

Keef said...

"$500 bucks to play that course."

My stepdad did that last summer. I axed him why and he said it's what he wanted to do since he was a kid

Keef said...

Carolina Panthers wide receiver Steve Smith broke his arm while playing defensive back during a flag football game at his football camp this weekend, his agent Derrick Fox confirmed.

BLUE said...

"Carolina Panthers wide receiver Steve Smith broke his arm while playing defensive back during a flag football game at his football camp this weekend, his agent Derrick Fox confirmed."


all the guys looked up to him too...and he called all the defensive plays...huge hit that flag football team took

El Padrino said...

"$500 to shoot 125, i got better things to do with my money"

like light it on fire and laugh?

Keef said...

flag football is gay

/LP

Keef said...

rough touch is where it's at

BLUE said...

"My stepdad did that last summer. I axed him why and he said it's what he wanted to do since he was a kid"

I guess it would be a good bucket list item.

BLUE said...

my hikeskool basketball coach took his kids over once a year and played there...I doubt they played the championship course, but I might be wrong.

once a year at $500/pop would be a bit much

El Padrino said...

"flag football is gay

/LP"

i was gonna say that for real, typed it but erased it

not sure why though

Keef said...

"my hikeskool basketball coach took his kids over once a year and played there...I doubt they played the championship course, but I might be wrong."

My stepdad played PB & Spyglass Hill. I don't know how much Spyglass was.

El Padrino said...

i hate places that have a min on the card charge

only because i use my debit card alot (NS not credit) and to tell me i have to spend $10 or you wont accept my debit (visa) card is unacceptable and poor business practices

BLUE said...

what kind of places you go that have a minimum?

and the places i've seen that say that. I take them my $3 worth of stuff and presented my debit card, and then said, "you wanna sell me this or not"?

BLUE said...

"My stepdad played PB & Spyglass Hill. I don't know how much Spyglass was."

spyglass is 3something I think. They have a course that's $110 but that's not spyglass

BLUE said...

they have 4 courses there, combined if you play all 4 courses it's over $1,200 plus carts, and you probably need a couple dozen balls

BLUE said...

if you don't stay at the resort, you can't even book the championship course until the day before...

if you stay at the resort you have to have a minimum 2 night stay to book it.

fuck they rape you everywhich way

El Padrino said...

what kind of places you go that have a minimum?

various deli's, mom and pop type stores (hardware, fruit stands, etc)

BLUE said...

i understand why they do that, but still think it's dum

Spaceman Spiff said...

local pizza place has a min, but it aint a problem, hard not to spend 10 bucks at a pizza place

Spaceman Spiff said...

lot of bosh trade talk on the radio for a parade day

El Padrino said...

watch out for the fire keef/zeke

BLUE said...

zeke quit

El Padrino said...

late RIP manute bol, had no interwebs this weekend, just some spotty cell service

El Padrino said...

"I think Manu Ginobili is the best player in the NBA ..."

MJD needs to sit a few out..

tem said...

maybe he meant has the best bald spot

BLUE said...

maybe he means the one he wants to kill

Beth said...

"fuck they rape you everywhich way"

Wait, where is this again???

/beth

tem said...

UFC talk:


i don't get how both hamill and jardine were completely gassed about 1 minute into the second round of their fight.

tem said...

"aja, new responsibilities coming, time to grow up a little"

grow up like 1/2 an inch?

Spaceman Spiff said...

hamill had staph, didnt you see his back

tem said...

yeah, is that why he was so tired?

i don't really know what staph does.

tem said...

i'm a scientist, not a doctor.

BLUE said...

staph makes you a crappy fighter

BLUE said...

ron ron with the "boston sucks" chant

BLUE said...

spiff, your people with a goal...leading 1-0

BLUE said...

/lp

Steve said...

""fuck they rape you everywhich way"

Wait, where is this again???

/beth"


can't rape the willing, Beth

Beth said...

"can't rape the willing, Beth"

It's called role-playing.

s

Meiz said...

I'm all over the place today.

jugdish said...

found a half a bottle of crown under the passenger seat of my truck...score!

Keef said...

"watch out for the fire keef/zeke"

It's in Flagstaff. All the hippies are gonna lose their houses

Meiz said...

"found a half a bottle of crown under the passenger seat of my truck...score!"


Nice!

Keef said...

Fridge is dying

jugdish said...

It's in Flagstaff. All the hippies are gonna lose their houses


make sure they keep their valuables...and their papers

Beth said...

"can't believe that there is not more outrage about this phantom call in the world cup"

Well FIFA took care of this apparently, as the ref has been dropped.

BLUE said...

well then

tem said...

FIFA sounds like something you would name a cat.

tem said...

or a fuzzy ankle biter

jugdish said...

FIFA sounds like something you would name a cat.




i think one of our cats is named that

/kod

tem said...

90% of the girls on my coed team are going to the dave matthews concert.

i fucking hate him.

Keef said...

DMB sucks

tem said...

twhnbs

jugdish said...

the chick im seeing likes DMB. she played some for me...some of it sounded like shopping music.

Keef said...

DMB circa 1996 is ok. Anything since then sucks

Keef said...

cmk didn't tell her family about the kid yesterday because csil was in a bad mood and she didn't know how she would react. FML

jugdish said...

cmk didn't tell her family about the kid yesterday because csil was in a bad mood and she didn't know how she would react. FML



some things should take priority...what is she suicidal?


s on the suicidal

Keef said...

"some things should take priority"


Yeah we had a little conversation about that when we got home

Spaceman Spiff said...

parade hilarity

BLUE said...

pretty sure that's a guy holding up that sign

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Tracy McGrady Interested In Joining Los Angeles Lakers"

small chance even i will laugh if he signs and they lose in the first round

BLUE said...

you could just not tell the family, they'll figure it out

jugdish said...

"Tracy McGrady Interested In Joining Los Angeles Lakers"


im interested in joining them too

jugdish said...

same here


/mize

BLUE said...

I'm interested in joining the lakers as well.

I have about as good of a shot as T-Mac

BLUE said...

i2i interests

Spaceman Spiff said...

odds that csil throws a fit about not being told immediately? -160, even though she was gonna cry about it no matter what

jugdish said...

when is she going to get her own reality show?

jugdish said...

does she want to go to chicago in august?

s

Meiz said...

"i understand why they do that, but still think it's dum"

Re: minimum card charges:


Its also kinda illegal

jugdish said...

full mode Honey Moon time



i got some of that left over from softball

tem said...

"cmk didn't tell her family about the kid yesterday because csil was in a bad mood and she didn't know how she would react. FML"

why do you care when her family finds out?

Keef said...

"odds that csil throws a fit about not being told immediately? -160, even though she was gonna cry about it no matter what"

csil already tolt* cmk that she would be mad if cmk told their mom before they tell her

ns

Keef said...

*before cmk tells her

Keef said...

"when is she going to get her own reality show?"

They applied for some reality show that is looking for 3 sisters

ns

Keef said...

"why do you care when her family finds out?"

Because basically I have to keep it on the downlow until they know

Keef said...

"Its also kinda illegal"

You sure about that?

jugdish said...

"Its also kinda illegal"


like the overtime rule

Todd Packer said...

"They applied for some reality show that is looking for 3 sisters

ns"


keith wants to get into non-as. mode before the show starts taping... got it

El Padrino said...

"cmk didn't tell her family about the kid yesterday because csil was in a bad mood and she didn't know how she would react. FML"

the fuck

Meiz said...

My heart just isn't in it today.

Meiz said...

I dislike csil

El Padrino said...

well what a roller coaster and the fed havent called yet, nys assessed 25K, 15K, 10K and 2K penalties chargin tjokes.com owed $52,000 in penalties

so I called, got grilled for 45 minutes and we owe $415 now

good deal i think i'll take it

Keef said...

"keith wants to get into non-as. mode before the show starts taping... got it"


as. mode would be better for tv

Keef said...

"I dislike csil"

i dislike hsil more

Todd Packer said...

"as. mode would be better for tv"

yeah, you're probably right

tem said...

"Because basically I have to keep it on the downlow until they know"

that shouldn't be too hard. just ignore them on purpose. tell cmk you have to ignore them otherwise you might let the secret slip.

Keef said...

"that shouldn't be too hard. just ignore them on purpose. tell cmk you have to ignore them otherwise you might let the secret slip."

I don't hang out around them, I see them maybe once a month. But I can't say anything to anyone else because they might say something or post something on fb or whatever, and then her family finds out, then I get bitched at

tem said...

you are probably going to get bitched at regardless.

Meiz said...

"like the overtime rule"

Playing the role of Keith...Its Jug!

Meiz said...

"You sure about that?"


Yeah

Keef said...

"you are probably going to get bitched at regardless."


^^^

Keef said...

"Yeah"

How is it different than businesses saying they don't accept checks or bills larger than a $50? Or are those illegal too?

ns

Meiz said...

"i dislike hsil more"


Well she does owe you ~$1000

Keef said...

"Well she does owe you ~$1000"


Yeah that's a sore spot.

Meiz said...

"How is it different than businesses saying they don't accept checks or bills larger than a $50? Or are those illegal too?"


Businesses have to sign an agreement with the credit card company, and in that agreement it says they are not to refuse payment relative to the amount being charged. Breach of contract.

BUT, businesses also reserve the right to refuse service to anybody at any time. So, the business owner can just say they're refusing service because of some other BS reason.

Keef said...

ah, hence the "kinda" illegal

jugdish said...

Businesses have to sign an agreement with the credit card company, and in that agreement it says they are not to refuse payment relative to the amount being charged. Breach of contract



I'm not a lawyer, but i did stay at a holiday in express last night

jugdish said...

Yeah that's a sore spot.



tell her she can't see the niece or nephew until this is settled

El Padrino said...

let her slide

/lp

El Padrino said...

heheheh, if you owe NYS money you can pay with credit card

hahahahahaa

El Padrino said...

i shoulda bought cigarettes in pa and sold them here

Meiz said...

Consumerist teaches me these kinds of things. My broke ass needs to be a smart consumer.

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