Friday, June 11, 2010

The Grass Fairies Play Now

I might get caught up in the World Cup despite it being soccer. I like to chant USA, USA, USA and do so every opportunity that I get. With that said the USA soccer team is not winning the World Cup. But, they will have some success and it will be fun for awhile. Italy will not repeat so my hood will be quiet this time come July 11th. The round of 16 will include:

Mexico, France, Argentina, Nigeria, US, England, Germany, Ghana, Netherlands, Cameroon, Italy, Paraguay, Brazil, Ivory Coast, Spain and Chile.

Suite 16 : Meheeco over Nigeria, US over Ghana, Nether over Paraguay, Brazil over Chile
Germany over England, Argentina over France, Titaly* over Cameroon, Ivory Coast over Spain.

Quarters : US over Meheeco, Brazil over Nether, Argentina over Germany, Italy over IC

Semis : Brazil over US, Argentina over Italy

Final : Argentina over Brazil, 3rd place game US over Titaly*
( The Argentina coach is a pshycho.)

Now back to your regular scheduled programming. Fuck Strasburg. Serious fuck that kid. And Bryce Harper. Douchebags. And fuck Philly. China sucks. Salt and pepper can rap. What's rap? /Steve. I don't think I can go to Hotlanta in August. Shame too, I'm fun and I've been wanting to slapbox aitch for quite sometime now. Could have also smoked Meiz in bball and raced Jug around the block 80 times. I have no challenge for tem. But I'll beat him in whatever he is good at. Fucking annihilate you. You know those Real Housewives shows? I like how all the dudes made thier riches in real estate and I like how all of that has been wiped out. Their lives are a fraud. Cue the Uncle Joey. I try telling cmep this but she watches the shows anyway. Vince Lombardi has a birthday today. Nelson Mandela great granddaughter died in a car crash. That's the sad news of the day. Big Baby was hollering all game and the Celtics won to tie the series. Fun. When IS IT OVER!!!!! Roethlisberger: 'I was young, immature' -- so i fondled woman whenever the fuck i wanted I'M NEIL DIAMOND, I'LL SMACK YOU IN THE MOUTH. That fat jew retard Katz when on SC last night and was like I know I said he wasn't going to coach in the NBA but it appears he is know. Thanks Mort. These guys are like weatherman now. The Costas proposal to Strasburg is real, they even set a date. (well costas set the date strasburg has no clue)

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El Padrino said...

insert beth here

El Padrino said...

"You didn't even notice,'' said Robinson. "We're like Shrek and Donkey. You can't separate us.''

hilarious

El Padrino said...

great start

El Padrino said...

beth ran away

El Padrino said...

oh great interleague

The Rev said...

I think Beth just went out to obtain about 15 restraining orders

El Padrino said...

friday rev

Todd Packer said...

nice effort from niese last night, ep

El Padrino said...

gem

El Padrino said...

when the yakker is working, the kid is nice

El Padrino said...

my supe is hilarity, he tells our boss whenever he's off he'll be up in the mountains meanwhile the motherfucker never leaves home

tells me i can call him if i need him

The Rev said...

Oh yeah... Fuck you Jug! Fuck you and your fucking Stanley Cup.

WADR

El Padrino said...

i hate when people just meander around my area

hello, who the fuck are you looking for i can tell you which way to go

douche

El Padrino said...

i also hate when i get off the train and people just stop, like they don't do this everyday

or they'll walk slow but when your about to pass them they lean towards that side

El Padrino said...

rev wanted to drink piss ice from the cup

Todd Packer said...

don't besmirch the cup, rev

kod said...

"I think Beth just went out to obtain about 15 restraining orders"

hilarity

El Padrino said...

been working on this problem for the past few days and i was unable to figure out what the number was or what the formula was....turns out......it was THIS

get the fuck out

El Padrino said...

shoulda been a mathametician

El Padrino said...

phd

Todd Packer said...

form the ep link:

"The binomial model was first proposed by Cox"



ep can't stop with the dong links

El Padrino said...

i do it to myself

El Padrino said...

the blue jays in Colorado

home run derby

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I was ok with Robinson getting in Odom's face, even though he got the T."

hilarity

he got in his belly region, maybe lower chest

Spaceman Spiff said...

i wantched 10 minutes of world cup ak-shun, i imagined the home crowd would be screaming all game, they werent

Spaceman Spiff said...

odom getting absolutely abused by big baby the past 2 games, for shame. someone take away his candy

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP is a fucking jinx

/mexico 0-1

jugdish said...

computer problems suck

jugdish said...

needed more ram


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El Padrino said...

odom playing like he did 4 years ago

jugdish said...

Oh yeah... Fuck you Jug! Fuck you and your fucking Stanley Cup.

WADR



suite year for hockey to get me hooked

Spaceman Spiff said...

"odom playing like he did 4 years ago"

2008 finals was 2 years ago

jugdish said...

fun night in softball last night. chick on our team was running to third and took out the guy there. the ball rolls into the outfield so she takes off for home. they throw the ball in to the catcher and she takes her out too. the guy at third was down for a little bit and limped off. he is day to day with an injured pride.

Spaceman Spiff said...

indians catcher called up, hopefully he hits better than wieters right now

El Padrino said...

1-1

El Padrino said...

fun night in softball last night. chick on our team was running to third and took out the guy there. the ball rolls into the outfield so she takes off for home. they throw the ball in to the catcher and she takes her out too. the guy at third was down for a little bit and limped off. he is day to day with an injured pride.


lesbian

kod said...

"suite year for hockey to get me hooked"

-yeah, especially considering it had been almost 50 years since they last won the cup. It's like becoming a White Sox fan in 2004

jugdish said...

actually she isn't...the reason why it was funny is because you wouldn't expect someone like her to be taking out people like that.

another reason it was funny is the team we were playing likes to be really competitive, especially the dude who limped off the field

jugdish said...

It's like becoming a White Sox fan in 2004


now that i didn't do

kod said...

"now that i didn't do"

-and I'm not accusing you of being a bandwagon jumper FTR (ns). Hockey is an acquired taste, and I think USA's run in the Olympics really turned quite a few Americans on to the sport.

-of course here, we eat, drink, and poop hockey

kod said...

but of course in Minni, we don't have really any other sports we excel at in general...so hockey will always be big

BLUE said...

curling, don't discount the curling

kod said...

curling is more of a Northern Minnesota thing; it's not big down in the twin cities or SE Minnesota at least

BLUE said...

hockey is like soccer on ice...it's true

Steve said...

When the Hurricanes were good that year I jumped on the Hockey bandwagon. Went to a few games, got a jersery for my bday.

I hoped right back off when they didn't make to the playoffs (i think) the next year.

Have not looked back.

Steve said...

"hockey is like soccer on ice...it's true"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Ice Fairies

kod said...

"hockey is like soccer on ice...it's true"

bullshit; Ice Soccer is like Soccer on Ice. Hockey is fast paced, exciting; soccer is slow as hell and boring

kod said...

tough guys play hockey; soccer players go down grimacing in pain anytime someone breathes on them

jugdish said...

i agree with kod. don't remember that dude's name who took a puck to the mouth and lost 7 teeth, but didn't he miss like one series and he was back out there?

El Padrino said...

aja hockey is cool

i'm in the closet when it comes to hockey, watch 15-20 ranger games

really enjoy going to the games, one of the sports that's better live and in person

Steve said...

this chick is strange

not a bad ass on her, though.

Steve said...

SFW

El Padrino said...

also one of the rare sports that's better when viewed from the nose bleeds

you see the whole ice and plays opening up

BLUE said...

don't lie, you know its awful

Steve said...

"also one of the rare sports that's better when viewed from the nose bleeds

it's far enough away that you can ignore it while hanging out with your friends and drinking"



*fixed

H said...

"( The Argentina coach is a pshycho.)"

Diego Maradona is pretty nuts. One of the all time great players though.

H said...

"Shame too, I'm fun and I've been wanting to slapbox aitch for quite sometime now."

Ok, guido. All I'd have to do is put my hand on your forehead and extend my arm. You wouldn't be able to reach me.

H said...

It is also clear that EP knows nothing about Soccer, so his WC picks will be even worst* than his football picks.

Are you selling these on Ebay too?

H said...

"hilarity

he got in his belly region, maybe lower chest"

Point taken

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Diego Maradona has promised to run naked through the center of Buenos Aires if Argentina wins the World Cup."

completely SHOCKED that EP picked them to win

H said...

"but of course in Minni, we don't have really any other sports we excel at in general...so hockey will always be big"

Drinking is a sport, Kod.

H said...

"hockey is like soccer on ice...it's true"

And the award for dumbest comment of the day goes to...

Meiz said...

LP Making soccer picks is funny to me

H said...

"soccer is slow as hell and boring"

And the runner up is...

H said...

"really enjoy going to the games, one of the sports that's better live and in person"

This I will agree with. Although HD has made the game easier to watch on TV. But definitely better in person. I feel the same way about baseball. I think football is the only sport that is better on TV.

Keef said...

"Keefm you anywhere near Pinetop in the White Mountains?"


'bout 3 hour drive from here

H said...

"LP Making soccer picks is funny to me"

He just looked at the groups and randomly picked 2 teams from each to advance. If you look at his picks, they are in the exact order of the groupings.

Keef said...

"Salt and pepper can rap."


THYSIIRL

H said...

No way the Ivory Coast advances out of their group. Brazil and Portugal. Lock it up.

El Padrino said...

ivory coast sounds like ivory soap

that's why i picked them

Keef said...

Ivory means white. That's why I picked them

*fized

El Padrino said...

Diego Maradona is the only reason i picked argentina

also i'm loving the chimichurri sauce, made a giant batch and use it on everything

El Padrino said...

"Ok, guido. All I'd have to do is put my hand on your forehead and extend my arm. You wouldn't be able to reach me."

fucking annihilate you

H said...

fucking annihilate your ankles

*fizixed*

Keef said...

why'd you axe about Pinetop, H?

El Padrino said...

spiff how do i get this background on my google page?

Keef said...

13/24

Keef said...

Boise State joining the MWC

Meiz said...

New kid's girlfriend is wearing some baggy-ass jeans. What the FUCK?

H said...

"why'd you axe about Pinetop, H?"

My friend is playing out there this weekend. Just didn't know if it was near you.

H said...

I realize AZ is a bigger state than Mass. Here nothing is more than a couple hours away

kod said...

"really enjoy going to the games, one of the sports that's better live and in person"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

kod said...

"soccer is slow as hell and boring"

"And the runner up is..."


stop it Frenchie

tem said...

soccer is just terrible

kod said...

AJA soccer maybe has 5 to 10 minutes of excitement, tops, spread over a match.

-But, I do get somewhat interested around WC time, and I really like how few commercial interruptions there are

tem said...

"I really like how few commercial interruptions there are
"

the 1 benefit to the fact that nobody in america watches it.

i bet in england it has tons of commercials.

that's probably why the soccer players fall down and act hurt all the time, so england can go to commercial break.

Steve said...

the only good thing about soccer is soccer hooligans. those guys are awesome.

tem said...

morgan freeman's granddaughter died?

sad.

tem said...

oh great granddaughter el pad says

El Padrino said...

world cup is all about patrioism

only reason i care, anything us is in i want them to win and i will root











even if the president is a dolt i root for my kuntry*

/freak

tem said...

i hope the US wins the world cup, but i still am not watching soccer

Meiz said...

This missing shirt problem is a bit of an issue

El Padrino said...

I never said i was watching it

jugdish said...

I like to chant USA, USA, USA and do so every opportunity that I get.



gollum: good morning Lp

Lp: USA, USA, USA, USA!!!!

jugdish said...

cmep: I'm late

ep: USA, USA, USA, USA!!!!

El Padrino said...

you got the right idea

gollum eating fish from a can right now for lunch

ns

Spaceman Spiff said...

"spiff how do i get this background on my google page?"

-find the image, cpoy location or save to comp
-go to google
-you are already signed in since youre on blogger
-click link on bottom left of google page 'change background image'
-put in link of pic or select it from your comp if you saved it

Spaceman Spiff said...

*nvm, have to save pic to comp

El Padrino said...

is there some real beef with brady and the pats?

if so cool

El Padrino said...

grassy ass

El Padrino said...

and to answer aitch's question yes i've been to boston, once, i was about 9 or 10 years old

it sucked

Spaceman Spiff said...

found the pic

El Padrino said...

spill worse that they said, again

El Padrino said...

sasha seems like fun

El Padrino said...

BP not paying the dividend

tem said...

good i hope the stock drops more

El Padrino said...

it will

Keef said...

"My friend is playing out there this weekend. Just didn't know if it was near you."

OIC. The hike school there was our rival. It's a small town, thoug, maybe 5000 people. It almost burned down a few years ago, too

Meiz said...

"soccer is slow as hell and boring"

I disagree with this

Keef said...

though*

Keef said...

The 1 good thing about watching soccer is that the games are < than 2 hours long

Keef said...

"I disagree with this"


Yeah kod was dead wrong about that

/LP

kod said...

"good i hope the stock drops more"

I've heard grumblings about them potentially declaring bankruptcy to avoid payment of claims (as I'm sure most of you have as well); I'd be very careful with that stock and putting all of my eggs in that basket If I were me

Keef said...

"I'd be very careful with that stock and putting all of my eggs in that basket If I were me"

What if you were someone else?

Keef said...

GFAHIB

jugdish said...

What if you were someone else?


i'd risk it if i were someone else

kod said...

"i'd risk it if i were someone else"


-Jug gets it

Steve said...

EP, your mayor sucks!

jugdish said...

USA, USA USA!!!

/ep

El Padrino said...

"I've heard grumblings about them potentially declaring bankruptcy to avoid payment of claims (as I'm sure most of you have as well); I'd be very careful with that stock and putting all of my eggs in that basket If I were me"

i'm not sure they said they would claim bankrupt to not pay claims, they pretty much HAVE to pay the claims (or thier insurance companies have to, whatever)

either way i dont believe the bankruptcy talk, they made 17 billion last year

tem said...

bankruptcy talk was all puff to get the stock to drop.

then the media buys it up around $35 and watches the cash come in as it rebounds to $70

El Padrino said...

they are not paying the dividend for political reasons not financial

BOFA put a buy rating on it today

tem if you see it crack 25 i'd jump on it

jugdish said...

BOFUSA, USA, USA!!! put a buy rating on it today


fixed

kod said...

i'm not sure they said they would claim bankrupt to not pay claims, they pretty much HAVE to pay the claims

-why would they have to pay them all if they declare bankrupcy? I'm not expert, but I'm not familiar with the federal government having authority to disallow private companies from declaring.
-Plus, bankcruptcy is not a death-knell; if they did it (and the feds couldn't stop them) it's not like they couldn't start up business again.
-I don't think it will happen (because of all the ill will it would create) and maybe the feds could stop them (again, not an expert at all here)...but it gives me pause

El Padrino said...

what kind of pause?

meno?

tem said...

"tem if you see it crack 25 i'd jump on it"

if it dipped below 30 i was going to jump on it.

i bought some at 33 just in case it actually had hit bottom.

tem said...

it hit 29 a couple days ago.

El Padrino said...

it's risky kod

but at the end of the day it's an oil company, it will hurt them more to claim bankruptcy to avoid paying dead people's family

tem said...

i bought some because jug said he'd do it if he were someone else.

i am someone else compared to jug.

tem said...

i get more emails marked with that damn red exclamation point than ones without it.

not every email can be that important.

kod said...

"it's risky kod

but at the end of the day it's an oil company, it will hurt them more to claim bankruptcy to avoid paying dead people's family"

-Not just dead people's families; they will ultimately be on the hook for faaaaar more than that; including all clean up costs, all costs for efforts to stop the leak, lost wages for fisherman, shuckers, etc. etc. etc.

tem said...

fisherman lost wages are in the pool.

with meiz's shirt

kod said...

but we're all young guys here, it should be a great investment ultimately.
However, I would advise anyone within 10 to 15 years of retirement to steer clear of that stock

Meiz said...

I'm about to send the new kid home

El Padrino said...

do it

Todd Packer said...

"hockey is like soccer on ice...it's true"


negative

El Padrino said...

"but we're all young guys here"

watch your mouth son

/tp

tem said...

send him home in a body bag.

tem said...

SWEEP THE LEG!

tem said...

hockey = soccer on ice


both have goals and goalies.

both have offsides.

the object of both is to get the ball/puck into the goal.

i am 51.562% on board.

tem said...

i'm going home early today. it was a tough week.

El Padrino said...

the pain train makes a hell of a cheese danish

Todd Packer said...

did you pick up some danish for belle?

tem said...

:::pastry chef::

kod said...

"i am 51.562% on board."

-watch Ice Soccer sometime and see that number plummet

Todd Packer said...

":::pastry chef::"

belle.... morrie's wife

Meiz said...

"-watch Ice Soccer sometime and see that number plummet"


This made me aitch

Todd Packer said...

meiz, you still off the smokes?

jugdish said...

hockey = soccer on ice


both have goals and goalies.

both have offsides.

the object of both is to get the ball/puck into the goal.

i am 51.562% on board.




they wear helmets in hockey


/steve

Meiz said...

BTW, walkoff sac bunts are the awesome

kod said...

agreed; the suicide squeeze is one of my favorite plays in baseball

tem said...

"watch Ice Soccer sometime and see that number plummet"

i have seen it.

the number is where it is and will stay as such.

El Padrino said...

love the squeeze

Meiz said...

"love the squeeze"


Who doesn't?

Meiz said...

"agreed; the suicide squeeze is one of my favorite plays in baseball"


Did you see GoGo go yesterday? It was awesome.

kod said...

"Did you see GoGo go yesterday? It was awesome."

-no, but when I get home I'll look for a clip online (I'm assuming he was the one with the walk-off suicide squeeze)

kod said...

"i have seen it.

the number is where it is and will stay as such."


time will tell

Meiz said...

"-no, but when I get home I'll look for a clip online (I'm assuming he was the one with the walk-off suicide squeeze)"


Kod, RIF. It was a sac bunt.

Spaceman Spiff said...

wax on, fuck off

Keef said...

A suicide squeeze is a sacrifice bunt, mize

kod said...

"Kod, RIF. It was a sac bunt."

-how could it be a walk-off if it wasn't a suicide squeeze (unless errors were involved I guess)?

Keef said...

maybe it was a safety squeeze

Meiz said...

"A suicide squeeze is a sacrifice bunt, mize"

A suicide squeeze is done with 2 outs with a runner on 3rd. It can't be a sac bunt. Plus, Gomez scored from 1st.


So, there.

Keef said...

"A suicide squeeze is done with 2 outs with a runner on 3rd."

Really mize, really?

Keef said...

A suicide squeeze is when the runner runs on the pitch and is fuckt* if the batter misses the bunt

El Padrino said...

Law & Order: Los Angeles Is Casting


not sure how i feel about this

El Padrino said...

meiz is dead wrong about this

kod said...

I thought a suicide squeeze was anytime the guy on 3rd took off with the pitch and the batter bunted

I didn't know about the 2 out requirement

jugdish said...

not sure how i feel about this



USA, USA, USA!!!!

Keef said...

"I didn't know about the 2 out requirement"

That's a pecos suicide bunt

Keef said...

I'm enjoying the USA USA USA era

Keef said...

"meiz is dead wrong about this"

Yeah that was embarrassing

Keef said...

Is a hit and run when the runner runs on a full count with 2 outs?

jugdish said...

I'm enjoying the USA USA USA era

i kind of like it too. it cracked me up when he said he chants it whenever he can

Keef said...

"it cracked me up when he said he chants it whenever he can"

^^^^

Keef said...

mize is googling "suicide squeeze" right now

El Padrino said...

"it cracked me up when he said he chants it whenever he can"

^^^^

love it or leave it

/zeke

Meiz said...

"I thought a suicide squeeze was anytime the guy on 3rd took off with the pitch and the batter bunted"


That's just a squeeze

Meiz said...

"Is a hit and run when the runner runs on a full count with 2 outs?"


No, that play is called common sense.

El Padrino said...

wait eliza dickshu is dating rick fox?

Keef said...

"That's just a squeeze"

Stop talking for a bit, mize

Meiz said...

"wait eliza dickshu is dating rick fox?"


WHAT?

Keef said...

You have a safety squeeze when the runner waits until the ball is bunted before running, then suicide squeeze when the runner goes on the pitch

Keef said...

The pitcher pitches the ball. The catcher catches it, too

Meiz said...

A squeeze and a suicide squeeze are not the same thing

Keef said...

"No, that play is called common sense."

To most people, yes. I just wanted to make sure you knew

El Padrino said...

"You have a safety squeeze when the runner waits until the ball is bunted before running, then suicide squeeze when the runner goes on the pitch"

re-read meiz, sounds like your having a rough day

jugdish said...

jug has a date tonight. we are going here for dinner, and then here afterwards.

El Padrino said...

WHAT?

thats what i said

Keef said...

Your* dead wrong, mize

Keef said...

I'm not SOS that LP spelt* it dickshu

El Padrino said...

alright jug have a good time

mexican food is great

El Padrino said...

she likes the dick
wish she liked mine

Meiz said...

Well I say the bible is wrong and I am right. There is no such thing as God.

Keef said...

"jug has a date tonight. we are going here for dinner, and then here afterwards."

Don't forget to bring these

jugdish said...

alright jug have a good time



will do. she is a cool chick, should be good times.

jugdish said...

There is no such thing as God.


at least you paid some repect with the capitol G...nice touch

jugdish said...

respect

Meiz said...

"re-read meiz, sounds like your having a rough day"


Actually, I am. I got shitfaced last night and wound up railing against my douchebag racist friends.

Keef said...

mize, your boys @ BCS would be ashamed of you

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