Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Go go Gadget Boots

So the NBA draft is this week. I think. I'll just go ahead and do a draft preview.

No, not really, I won't. That's Freak's thing.


I saw some frozen General Tsaos Chicken in the grocery store yesterday. I picked some up. We'll see how that goes.


Can you tell that I don't know what to write about today? During the week I always think of fun things to write about, but on Tuesday morning I always forget them. I tried writing the stuff down during the week, but I was too lazy for that.

In FMLB news Beer Man Here lost to the Worst Team Ever. Beer Man Here has to change his name to "I suck the Worst" for infinity days. Nobody should lose to that team.

In FPGA news I just can't keep up with changing my people around over the weekend. Too much work. No time for that ish.

The baseball college world series is going on, but I have no clue what round. I can't follow that stuff. It is too complicated.

I think we are just going to have to deal with the fact that this post sucks. Freak's draft preview will be great though.

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Beth said...

"In FPGA news I just can't keep up with changing my people around over the weekend. Too much work. No time for that ish."

You're right, that 30 seconds it takes is ridiculous.

jugdish said...

BP spills coffee


for those who haven't seen it

jugdish said...

blue...I'm coming to CO again in january for that same ski trip i did last year, but might spend a night or two in denver before going to steamboat...ill keep you posted.

BLUE said...

suite

i'll give you good tips for steamboat too. like "go to the rio and drink as many margs as they'll let you, typically 3"

jugdish said...

tugboat was the bar we were at last night on the first night...after that we just drank at the concerts

BLUE said...

go ride the mechanical bull at tugboat (except I think they tore down that bar)

jugdish said...

a friend i used to be stationed with also lives in denver

jugdish said...

the bar is there, but i don't remember seeing the bull

El Padrino said...

jug has a seemingly fun life

El Padrino said...

"Can you tell that I don't know what to write about today? During the week I always think of fun things to write about, but on Tuesday morning I always forget them. I tried writing the stuff down during the week, but I was too lazy for that."

i jot down notes in my phone

jugdish said...

jug has a seemingly fun life



i have good times

Beth said...

jug has a seemingly fun life except when it comes to trains and jugvorces

*fixed

wadr

jugdish said...

jug has a seemingly fun life except when it comes to trains and jugvorces



i had fun on those weekends too. a little too much fun on the train weekend as it turns out

jugdish said...

im taking a beach house trip with that same group on the weekend of july 10th...hopefully to trips to the ER

Beth said...

"hopefully to trips to the ER"

I'm sure you meant "no" instead of "to", but I prefer to think you meant "two".

jugdish said...

i meant no instead of to...two would be bad. most would be shocked, but not surprised

BLUE said...

maybe you don't go jumping off any train tracks gordo

El Padrino said...

speak of the devil, read an article this am that part of that financial overhaul bill includes disallowing credit companies like Visa charging merchants for that "swipe" fee

BLUE said...

visa doesn't charge you for the swipe, it's whoever your merchant processor is, the intermediary.

smart companies renegotiate these fees constantly (like blue does) to keep costs down.

El Padrino said...

"visa doesn't charge you for the swipe, it's whoever your merchant processor is, the intermediary."

i know that

El Padrino said...

everyone is comparing katrina to this oil spill, well, here is an interesting op-read with some solid facts

BLUE said...

ok

El Padrino said...

i spoke with the frenchies this morning, they are not happy about the world cup

El Padrino said...

"New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin was late in ordering an evacuation and did not allow the use of school buses for evacuation, which could have saved hundreds of lives. President Bush had no power to change that decision."


re-read that

that guy was a major reason why katrina was so fucked up

El Padrino said...

god i wish ezekiel was here sometimes

Beth said...

"i spoke with the frenchies this morning, they are not happy about the world cup"

Yeah, I'm sure that's even an understatement. Their team is falling apart with everyone calling each other names, players getting kicked off, the team refusing to practice, the minister telling they are no longer heroes, etc. It's a damn soap opera. Fascinating to read about though.

El Padrino said...

"In the current disaster, the Coast Guard has received widespread criticism for forbidding 16 barges from skimming oil because they were not inspected for life preservers."

re-read that too.

goddamn this shit is gold

El Padrino said...

Fascinating to read about though.

^^^

i've consumed 5 articles about the team from last night's train home to this morning's commute

El Padrino said...

frenchies need a reality tv show

El Padrino said...

"Two days after Katrina's landfall, Mr. Bush suspended the Jones Act (which restricts the ability of non-American ships to work in U.S. waters) to allow assistance for Katrina victims. During Katrina, over 70 foreign countries pledged emergency assistance. In the current situation, President Barack Obama has not suspended the Jones Act. Many countries such as the Netherlands, which would like to help and have expertise in cleaning oil spills, can offer only limited relief. This is significantly delaying the cleanup."


RE-READ THAT ASSWELL

El Padrino said...

funny how facts work

Beth said...

Why do we need to re-read all those quotes? Some of us can read them fine the first time.

s

El Padrino said...

mets hot for Carmona

yawn

El Padrino said...

he was brutal last year

El Padrino said...

oh snap i got a vaca coming up

suite

El Padrino said...

looks like a storm is headed for the gulf, not cool

El Padrino said...

is freak still in dallas?

El Padrino said...

peeped game on the holly show as. mentioned

that faggot annoys me

El Padrino said...

i think i'm ok with gays per se but not faggots who talk faggoty and flaunt the faginess

acting like a bitch, your still a man, even though you suck dong your a man, act like one

Beth said...

If the Frenchies weren't happy before, I can only imagine how they are feeling now. They are down 2-0 to winless South Africa.

El Padrino said...

hahahaha

El Padrino said...

1998 seems so long ago now

El Padrino said...

"According to John Fay of the Cincinnati Enquirer, the Reds are close to signing Gary Matthews Jr. to a minor league contract.

The Mets designated Matthews for assignment on June 4, and released him on June 15."


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Take that AS.!!!!

jugdish said...

"New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin was late in ordering an evacuation and did not allow the use of school buses for evacuation, which could have saved hundreds of lives. President Bush had no power to change that decision."



troof

Grass Fairy said...

"1998 seems so long ago now"

-yeah, plus they were a Zidane headbutt against Italy away from winning the last WC in 2006

-England players and coaches must be somewhat happy that France is taking some of the attention away from their sucktitude

jugdish said...

soccer


::too many ties::

El Padrino said...

all of western europe has been underwhelming thus far

also only cameroon and n korea are officially eliminated

El Padrino said...

that is rare that all these teams have a shot, albeit an outside shot for some but still

BLUE said...

north korea won the cup according to the local N.Korean paper

El Padrino said...

prince fielder sucks meiz

chances he picks it up big time 2nd half?

Meiz said...

I see the little fella is in douchebag mode today

Meiz said...

"chances he picks it up big time 2nd half?"


He's fine, just unlucky.

BLUE said...

new chick has a bert farve picture in her office


this is not going to end well

BLUE said...

""chances he picks it up big time 2nd half?""

isn't he going into an arbitration/free agency year?

El Padrino said...

was the cnah ho park diarhea vid linked?

El Padrino said...

"He's fine, just unlucky."

he has like 24 rbis

i think the royals infield have more, both aviles and betancourt

El Padrino said...

"isn't he going into an arbitration/free agency year?"

this is why i drafted him

BLUE said...

but he's a slow starter, rembmer the year he decided to be a vegetarian...took him a while to get his swing going

El Padrino said...

he is the reason my $$ team is 1-10

El Padrino said...

and figgins, ian stewart and now tulo who misses like 2 months every fucking year

remind me to not draft ALL second half players

jugdish said...

I see the little fella is in douchebag mode today



we're working this in shifts since keef is cutting down on his asness. yesterday was my shift, Lp is on today.

El Padrino said...

what did i say that was douchey anyway

Keef said...

"I have no idea what we're betting on but Keith said we should bet. Unless you're a White Sox fan, then we're betting on the Braves-Sox."


You didn't know jug was a White Sox fan?

BLUE said...

ian stewart is a mystery

BLUE said...

tulo always gets hurt...truth

Beth said...

"You didn't know jug was a White Sox fan?"

Tread carefully, you're not supposed to be an as* anymore remember.

Meiz said...

"isn't he going into an arbitration/free agency year?"


Nope

Keef said...

"Tread carefully, you're not supposed to be an as* anymore remember."

1) That wasn't an as. question

II) You lookt* at my post yesterday but didn't read it

BLUE said...

"Nope"

ok then, that's why he sucks

El Padrino said...

i'm trading his fat ass

Keef said...

Dan Patrick thinks the Knicks are going to end up with Rubio

BLUE said...

rubio, lee, galinaro...what the hell is this, Utah Jazz east?

BLUE said...

maybe they can trade for chris kaman and dirk to round out their starting 5

Keef said...

is blue complaining about white people now?

BLUE said...

sure fire way to get Lebron to NY, trade for rubio (s)

BLUE said...

"is blue complaining about white people now?"

racism doesn't discriminate

El Padrino said...

been hearing the rubio talk for awhile now, dont believe it

unless that Kahn guy is willing to give up

El Padrino said...

"rubio, lee, galinaro...what the hell is this, Utah Jazz east?"

only lee is white

El Padrino said...

and lee is a FA

El Padrino said...

as of jul 1st anyway

BLUE said...

"only lee is white"

not this again

Keef said...

"only lee is white"

rubio is haitian

Grass Fairy said...

"new chick has a bert farve picture in her office"


promote her

BLUE said...

"promote her"

she was a packer fan supposedly but really just a bert fan, so now she roots for the vikings....blast

BLUE said...

what if Ernie Els moved to the US would he still be an "african-american"?

BLUE said...

ep does not understand the difference between race and ethnicity

Keef said...

"what if Ernie Els moved to the US would he still be an "african-american"?"

Depends on if he has his papers or not

BLUE said...

"Depends on if he has his papers or not"

obviously

Keef said...

Murder suspect Joran van der Sloot is talking plenty -- just not to the judge investigating his case.
The 22-year-old Dutchman is quoted in an interview published Tuesday as boasting that he has received several marriage offers from women while in his jail cell in Lima, Peru, where he is awaiting trial for allegedly killing 21-year-old Peruvian Stephany Flores.



Woman* are smat*

BLUE said...

i'd like to go to peru

Meiz said...

Faith

BLUE said...

"faith"

i don't see the differences

Meiz said...

"i'm trading his fat ass"


So are the Brewers

Meiz said...

Fuck twitter for being broken

Meiz said...

Re: soccer


We actually have a good shot at the final four

BLUE said...

final four was in april

BLUE said...

"We actually have a good shot at the final four"

this is the most ludicrous statement considering we also have a good shot of not even making it out of group play

maybe win a game, ties don't advance

Spaceman Spiff said...

meiz is on the soccer team?

esssssssss

tem said...

"RE-READ THAT ASSWELL"

that costs too much money to have my reader re-read it.

jugdish said...

meiz is on the soccer team?


i wish!

/mize

Meiz said...

USA

USA

USA

Beth said...

"We actually have a good shot at the final four"

Blind patriotism at it's best (worst?).

Keef said...

"We actually have a good shot at the final four"

Like bleu said, let's win a game against a 3rd world country first before we start talking about getting to the semifinals

Meiz said...

I'm still waiting on my invite

Meiz said...

"Blind patriotism at it's best (worst?)."


Wynalda explained it on PMS yesterday. It isn't entirely outrageous.

Keef said...

Jim Rome must have had lasik for his hindsight vision

Keef said...

Rome: "Steve Smiff should NOT have been playing flag football"


Thanks doc

Keef said...

He said flag football is rough

FACE, EP!

BLUE said...

it can be

jugdish said...

He said flag football is rough

FACE, EP!



he'd get fucking annihilated in my league

jugdish said...

/Lp

BLUE said...

it depends on who is calling the plays though

Keef said...

I bet Rome has nerve* played a sport in his life

ns

BLUE said...

"I bet Rome has nerve* played a sport in his life"

he's a horse racer

Beth said...

"Wynalda explained it on PMS yesterday. It isn't entirely outrageous."

Oh well you should have mentioned that to start with. USA is winning it all now!!!

s

Keef said...

"Oh well you should have mentioned that to start with. USA is winning it all now!!"

Your* as much of an as. as me but I've got the label

Keef said...

Rome describing flag football guy. Sounds like LP

BLUE said...

wynalda said "US can get to the final 4...

first, they have to advance out of their group

then they have to win a game by scoring more goals than the other team (who at this point, I have no idea who they'll be playing).

then they have to win another game by scoring more goals than the other team (who at this point, I have no idea who they'll be playing).

but it's just that easy

Keef said...

love it or leave it

Beth said...

"Your* as much of an as. as me but I've got the label"

Get your labels straight, I'm a bitch, you're an as*. It's science.

But the thingis, there's a big difference in being an ass/bitch every now and then and being one many times every day.

BLUE said...

i love it

BLUE said...

you're a women* so being an as. is expected

Keef said...

8/20

Keef said...

"But the thingis, there's a big difference in being an ass/bitch every now and then and being one many times every day."


Your as. to comment ratio is as high as mine

BLUE said...

i'd like to see beth's as.

Meiz said...

"Your as. to comment ratio is as high as mine"


/needs pics of Beth's ass

Meiz said...

DOUBLE DRAGON

Keef said...

7/12

Keef said...

nice DD

Spaceman Spiff said...

lizard in my office wont leave

Beth said...

"Your as. to comment ratio is as high as mine"

Someone's getting a little defensive about his as* reputation.

Keef said...

"Someone's getting a little defensive about his as* reputation."

I know I'm an as. Some people are in denial

Keef said...

"lizard in my office wont leave"


It's a gecko

El Padrino said...

MAD BUSY YO

Keef said...

LP
Do you wear a wristband with all of the defensive plays on it?

Spaceman Spiff said...

when did geckos become non lizards

BLUE said...

geico

BLUE said...

9/12

Spaceman Spiff said...

kod,

"The Grizzlies would send their 16th overall pick to Minnesota for the Timberwolves' 25th and 28th picks. "

BLUE said...

griz have the 16th pick?

BLUE said...

twolves have the 25th and 28th picks?

BLUE said...

i guess I should look at the draft order


rumor is that the nuggets are going to try and trade into the draft.

BLUE said...

13/18


right up jug's alley

El Padrino said...

"LP
Do you wear a wristband with all of the defensive plays on it?"

negative, i call out the plays with code words


eat it up boys

jugdish said...

negative, i call out the plays with code words


32 belly option on two on two, ready?


/Lp

jugdish said...

right up jug's alley


i can't sporcle from work...will check it out at home

El Padrino said...

"32 belly option on two on two, ready?"

no huddle, just one word before the snap

jugdish said...

no huddle, just one word before the snap


HOTROUTE!!

El Padrino said...

RED 7 RED 7

jugdish said...

will you just go over there please?

El Padrino said...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

CRABCAKES AND FOOTBALL!
THAT'S WHAT MARYLAND DOES!

Keef said...

"negative, i call out the plays with code words"

USA! USA! USA!

El Padrino said...

anyone else notice bradley cooper (zach master) has done movies with some of the most hilarious people

Vaughn, Ferrel, Carrey, Galifinakis, Rudd

now if he can just stay away from those romantic comedies he'd be alright

Keef said...

Dude sitting on the corner here, in his truck, with 3 tents around his truck and a "Knife Sharpening" sign hanging from the tent.

Tough times, you

El Padrino said...

tent city

El Padrino said...

rome is a faggit*

El Padrino said...

Like bleu said, let's win a game against a 3rd world country first before we start talking about getting to the semifinals

^this

El Padrino said...

it's ok we say "let's and we" when referring to team USA right?

USA USA USA

El Padrino said...

"only lee is white"

not this again

thought you'd enjoy that now

Grass Fairy said...

"it's ok we say "let's and we" when referring to team USA right?"


As long as you're not TJW

tem said...

"no huddle, just one word before the snap"


that'd be a tough code for the offense to break.

jugdish said...

they might know the coverage, but it won't matter


/Lp

tem said...

"8/20"

6/20

Grass Fairy said...

"While the Timberwolves may be willing to package picks to move up, perhaps a more pointed concern lies in the front office. Under general manager David Kahn, the Wolves are becoming the organization that no one wants to send players. Kahn's condescending, abrasive style is frustrating to rival GMs and agents because few people believe he has the background, knowledge or credentials to even hold the job."

-it's hard enough selling our winter climate on Free Agents; I'll be SAS if the Wolves are still in Minni 15 years from now

BLUE said...

kevin love will save that franchise

Grass Fairy said...

"fan apathy was really bad back in about 1994; it's much much worse now."

Other than my buddy who is the DJ for the games, I don't know anyone who went to a game last year for a reason other than seeing a particular opposing team or player.

jugdish said...

I'll be SAS if the Wolves are still in Minni 15 years from now


bet?


s

Grass Fairy said...

not sure why I put quotes around my own comment there

BLUE said...

quoting yourself...awesome

BLUE said...

the wolves could draft another pg

all this draft info being on the "insider" is super gay

Keef said...

"that'd be a tough code for the offense to break."


He didn't mention that he says it in eye-talian

BLUE said...

"if i say a vegetable we're in man, a fruit and we're in zone"

"tomato"

"apple"

"watermelon!!!"

damnit, I said watermelon

tem said...

vegetables would be like Dick Clark


fruits would be like Ricky Martin

jugdish said...

there has to be a foot long mozz play

tem said...

9-12

Keef said...

"there has to be a foot long mozz play"

Nah, that's just waht I call my dong

/LP

BLUE said...

what if there was a gay vegetable, like christopher reeves.

Keef said...

*what

tem said...

5/18

BLUE said...

"I thought we were in man coverage"

"i clearly yelled out TURNIP"

"i don't know what a turnip is"

"it's a vegetable"

"doesn't vegetable equal man coverage, or is that fruit"

tem said...

Oprah Oprah.


That's zone coverage.

BLUE said...

"why can't we just huddle and say 'man' or 'zone'"

"because I call the plays"

BLUE said...

"you could still call them in the huddle"


"didn't you guys ever see wedding crashers?"

BLUE said...

"when we're playing zone, is it cover 2 or cover 3?"

BLUE said...

"how come I can't blitz"

Meiz said...

I'm researching emigrating

El Padrino said...

"I'm researching emigrating"

love it or leave it

tem said...

USA! USA! USA!

El Padrino said...

bring your papers

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I'm researching emigrating"

going up north for health insurance?

Meiz said...

"if i say a vegetable we're in man, a fruit and we're in zone"


There are only 2 plays?

Meiz said...

"going up north for health insurance?"

Maaaaybe.


We'll see if its a pain in the ass

Keef said...

"I'm researching emigrating"


Your* not tan enough for Canada

BLUE said...

"There are only 2 plays?"

think about who we're talking about...there's probably one play

BLUE said...

i think there are ups stores in canada

jugdish said...

the punch to the kidney play?

jugdish said...

i think there are ups stores in canada


cps

tem said...

he probably has 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 and 1/2 coverages

0 - man
1 - man with free safety
2 - basic cover 2
3 - basic cover 3
4 - basic cover 4
5 - cover 2 on one side of the field 3 on the other
6 - cover 2 on one side of the field 4 on the other
7 - cover 3 on one side of the field cover 3 on the other

1/2 - el pad blitz and annihilate

Spaceman Spiff said...

first MPS location will be in canada

the fuck?

tem said...

***

7 - cover 3 on one side of the field cover 4 on the other

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