Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Blue's wednesdays posts

Let the madness begin. I'm not talking about NBA free agency that starts tonight at midnight, i'm talking about another event that took place last night at midnight. I'm talking about Eclipse, of the new moon saga....Are you team Edward or team Jacob? discuss in the comments. The showings of these movies is like shooting fish in the ice pond for the Teej. Think about it, a bunch of horny teenage girls all in one place, then throw in a bunch of sex-starved 30something women it's like teej died and went to Notre Dame.

Ok, Lebron prediction=Cleveland, Wade prediction=NY, Bosh Prediction=Chicago

write them down, throw away the key because those are das troofs.

the video below is one that me and TP and EP made. We let steve in because we had to have the token black guy, but this gives keef something to look forward too.

Dad Life

link to comments since blogger is being the gay

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BLUE said...

EP can officially switch teams now

BLUE said...

don't make me tem out

BLUE said...

damn holiday weeks and everyone taking time off.

BLUE said...

fuck it

BLUE said...

I hate the pittsburgh steelers

BLUE said...

I hate Hines ward

BLUE said...

I hate boston

BLUE said...

I hate philadelphia

BLUE said...

I hate new hampshire, fuck that state

BLUE said...

fuck delaware, I hate that state too

BLUE said...

I hate text messages

BLUE said...

i hate facebook

BLUE said...

I hate twitter

BLUE said...

I hate social media

BLUE said...

I hate fucked up noses

BLUE said...

I hate incomplete thoughts

BLUE said...

I hate oysters

BLUE said...

I hate ford

BLUE said...

that includes hating gerald ford

BLUE said...

and hating henry ford

BLUE said...

also hating ford fairlane

BLUE said...

I hate that mR T thought he was too good to make a cameo in the A-team movie

BLUE said...

I hate square dancing

BLUE said...

I hate that we had to take 2 weeks of square dancing in highschool gym

BLUE said...

there was no point, i've never ever ever used that worthless information in my life, and I hate that

BLUE said...

I hate being the first one to work and the last to leave

BLUE said...

I hate when sporcle gives me a random quiz about cricket

El Padrino said...

i'm off next week

BLUE said...

i also hate random quizes about the EPL

El Padrino said...

fucking twilight

BLUE said...

and I hate sporcle's random quiz function

El Padrino said...

vimeo sucks

can never see a video from that

BLUE said...

I hate twilight and all it has to offer

BLUE said...

EP hates vimeo

El Padrino said...

i do

TheBethWhite said...

"I hate that we had to take 2 weeks of square dancing in highschool gym"

Seriously? Wow. That sounds more like a Georgia thing and I'm proud to say I've never square danced in my life. (It doesn't bring in the good tips.)

BLUE said...

"Seriously? Wow. That sounds more like a Georgia thing and I'm proud to say I've never square danced in my life. (It doesn't bring in the good tips.)"

yep, freshman and sophmore years..so i guess it was more like 4 weeks in total

jugdish said...

cowherd not high on ny as a destination for free agents...smat

El Padrino said...

so on Day 70 Obama finally accepts help from other countries in the effort to clean the spill

El Padrino said...

Day 70

that's 70 days since the spill

fyi

jugdish said...

so on Day 70 Obama finally accepts help from other countries in the effort to clean the spill



that is change i can believe in

BLUE said...

it's not a spill, it's a leak

El Padrino said...

A Missouri VA hospital is under fire because it may have exposed more than 1,800 veterans to life-threatening diseases such as hepatitis and HIV.

John Cochran VA Medical Center in St. Louis has recently mailed letters to 1,812 veterans telling them they could contract hepatitis B, hepatitis C and human immunodeficiency virus (HIV) after visiting the medical center for dental work, said Rep. Russ Carnahan.

Steve said...

"so on Day 70 Obama finally accepts help from other countries in the effort to clean the spill"


USA! USA! USA!

BLUE said...

the french offered to help but quit before they could get here

Steve said...

I wanna bone that russian spy chick.

tem said...

we did square dancing for like 4 weeks every year from 4th grade through 6th grade.

then it stopped.

because 6th grade is pretty much the top in wava

El Padrino said...

this knick talk is exciting

BLUE said...

you mean nets talk?

El Padrino said...

who are the nets?

BLUE said...

the nets are your favorite NBA team in 2 years

El Padrino said...

NEVER

El Padrino said...

i'm a knick fan

El Padrino said...

booked borgata for next week, 2 nights, i succumbed

very little gambling though

El Padrino said...

more of a beach/pool/lounge type thing

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Randall Cunningham's 2-year-old son drowns in family hot tub "

O:FP trying to catch up to O:FB quick

Steve said...

If Lebron goes to the Nets i'm gonna become a fan.

I'm going to say things like "my Nets kicked hell out of the Knicks last night".

It's gonna be great.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"booked borgata for next week, 2 nights, i succumbed

very little gambling though"

hilarity

my 2 faves said...

"whoever added the ::borat voice:: NOT! to yesterday's post...well done"


Thanks

ns

Spaceman Spiff said...

"NEVER"


when the nets have lebron and are in booklyn, you will be at more nets games than knick games though

BLUE said...

expect a huge marketing camapaign from pokorohov* over the next couple years, he'll make it cool to be a nets fan.

they'll be the lakers east

BLUE said...

except with fewer mexicans

my 2 faves said...

""booked borgata for next week, 2 nights, i succumbed

very little gambling though"

hilarity"



THAT^

BLUE said...

i'm taking carwin in the fight this weekend, just because he's from Colorado and he doesn't have aids like lesnar

my 2 faves said...

Amare looking for 5-year, $107 million deal


me too

BLUE said...

amare to knicks, lock it up, teaming up with d'antonio again.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i'm taking carwin in the fight this weekend, just because he's from Colorado and he doesn't have aids like lesnar"

standard bet?

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

anyone see Steven Colbert's interview with Mike D'Antoni last night?


twas hilarity

BLUE said...

"standard bet?"

sure

BLUE said...

anyone see Steven Colbert's interview with Mike D'Antonio last night


*fized

El Padrino said...

"when the nets have lebron and are in booklyn, you will be at more nets games than knick games though"

no, i will just become a lebron hater

El Padrino said...

hilarity"



THAT^

yeah, it doesnt look good

my 2 faves said...

Fucking annihilate those tables

El Padrino said...

"In one of the worst title changes of the last few years, Warner Bros has apparently decided to change the title of the fifth Final Destination movie from Final Destination 5 to 5nal Destination."

lmao

my 2 faves said...

what's snal destination?


s

El Padrino said...

this girl eats 60 meals a day

BLUE said...

shazam

EP will be wearing this in 2 weeks

BLUE said...

how much is 4stone?

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

"Rauch has stepped up in Nathan's absence and provided everything the Twins could ask of him. The sky-scraping right-hander ranks among the American League's best closers with 17 saves and a 2.57 ERA, and -- most importantly -- the Twins have not yet lost a game that he's entered with a lead."

-must be playing for a contract

my 2 faves said...

20/48

my 2 faves said...

46/60

TheBethWhite said...

"how much is 4stone?"

56 pounds per Google.

BLUE said...

60/60

El Padrino said...

44/60

BLUE said...

26/48

El Padrino said...

meetings til 3

piece

BLUE said...

typical conversation with cmblue last night:

cmblue: the dishwasher is blinking some error code and it didn't wash anything, what's wrong

blue: get out the book and see what "blinking lights" means

cmblue: ok...::reading through the troubleshooting::

cmblue: well we have to call a service repair guy

blue: why? what does blinking lights mean

cmblue: it means call the service repair guy. I looked at all the things that might be wrong according to the book and checked them and none of them are broken

blue: ok, let me see...
1. "check the float to make sure it can freely move up and down" did you do this?

cmblue: I don't know what the float is, so now

blue: ok, well it looks like it works fine to me

blue: 2. "check to make sure the water supply is turned on and nothing is preventing waterflow into the dishwasher"...did you do this

cmblue: why would the water be off

blue: so, no, you didn't check...(turning the water back on)

cmblue: oh yeah, i was trying to get more waterflow for the sink.

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

One of our cats up and disappeared a few days ago and cmkod and I are bumming pretty hard; pretty sure he's a goner (he is 18 y/o as well)


yep, it's official I guess; I like cats.

BLUE said...

yep, it's official I guess; I have a vagina


*fixed

jugdish said...

hilarity

jugdish said...

the fix, not the lost cat


sorry kod

ns

BLUE said...

i want wings for lunch...wings sound delectable

BLUE said...

but instead i'm going with the meiz diet and having ramen and saltines

Steve said...

"typical conversation with cmblue last night:"

looks like cmBlue pulled a dummy on you. She acted dumb so that you'll do all the work.


Smart lady.

my 2 faves said...

"yep, it's official I guess; I like cats."


That's a shame

ns

BLUE said...

knicks get carlos boozer and rudy gay

BLUE said...

that's the best case scenario for the knickerbockers

BLUE said...

oh, it's either boozer or amare.

Spaceman Spiff said...

knicks can get joe johnson

El Padrino said...

"yep, it's official I guess; I like cats."


That's a shame

ns


^this

sorry your feeling shitty kod but i fucking hate cats

El Padrino said...

knicks somehow think that getting joe johnson will entice lebron to sign because jj is a perfect 2nd banana (as sg would say) and it would leave room to get a big man asswell

i dont buy it

El Padrino said...

they meet with joe tonight at 9pm, PST

BLUE said...

"knicks can get joe johnson"

they can, but they won't, it's rudy gay and carlos boozer

BLUE said...

JJ will end up in chicago if bron doesn't go there

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

"sorry your feeling shitty kod but i fucking hate cats"


thanks (ns). I don't blame anyone for disliking cats; I did until I moved into the cat house, and then realized that they annoy me less than the dogs.

Of course, one of our dogs is a huge pain in the ass

El Padrino said...

blue says these things so matter-of-factly

El Padrino said...

i only like certain dogs

BLUE said...

"blue says these things so matter-of-factly"

its because blue is in the know

he's the adam schefter of the NBA

BLUE said...

blue is the anti-mort

if he says it, write it down in ink and throw away the key

El Padrino said...

looks like the tigervorce is done

the 750MM is accurate

goddamn smokey that's alot of svedish meatballs

El Padrino said...

"if he says it, write it down in ink and throw away the key"

S = sarcasm

in case you forgot

El Padrino said...

jackpot

Meiz said...

I just got to work. Called in for a few hours. I'm exhausted.

BLUE said...

"I just got to work. Called in for a few hours. I'm exhausted."

that'll get you some extra cash for sure...working less hours always makes my paycheck bigger

El Padrino said...

rivers returning

tem said...

"One of our cats up and disappeared a few days ago and cmkod and I are bumming pretty hard; pretty sure he's a goner (he is 18 y/o as well)
"

old cats go someplace to die.

they know

El Padrino said...

blue = chad ford

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

old cats go someplace to die.

they know


^^^^^^^^^


yup

BLUE said...

"blue = chad ford"

no, blue=adam schefter of the NBA

El Padrino said...

buy your boozer/gay picks are the same as chad fords

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

"The Twin Cities received favorable marks across the board, helping make it the No. 5 city for summer travel.


Average Summer Temp: 71 degrees."


-in you face every city except Portland, Denver, Seattle, and San Diego

BLUE said...

"buy your boozer/gay picks are the same as chad fords"

he stole them from here/me

BLUE said...

"-in you face every city except Portland, Denver, Seattle, and San Diego"

so of those 5 cities, only San Diego and Denver are worth living in during the other 3 seasons

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

"Now we know why Lindsay Lohan's 2007 DUI case may have plea bargained so quickly -- the cop who took custody of the cocaine mistook it for a breath mint and threw it in the trash."


hmmm, that sounds far fetched (ns)

BLUE said...

"hmmm, that sounds far fetched (ns)"

did you read the rest of the story.

He threw it away, then realized what it was so he dug it out of the trash.

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

"only San Diego and Denver are worth living in during the other 3 seasons"

-depends on what you mean by "worth living"; none of those other 3 cities would make a top 5 winter destination list though, that's for sure.

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

"did you read the rest of the story."

going by my comment, what do you think?

BLUE said...

"going by my comment, what do you think?"

i think you did not read the rest of the story

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

"i think you did not read the rest of the story"


you are correct, sir.

BLUE said...

typical lawyer

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

"typical lawyer"


harsh; I am a lot of bad things....but your typical lawyer I am not

El Padrino said...

71 is summer temp?

Meiz said...

I think I saw some dude do that gay ass icing shit this weekend.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"that'll get you some extra cash for sure...working less hours always makes my paycheck bigger"

hilarity

Meiz said...

I'm making up the time on Friday. Suck it.

El Padrino said...

what are you exhausted from?

i think it's the thyroid

BLUE said...

meiz, buy cheaper vodka

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

35/50 on state capitals


not sure if I'm happy about that or not

El Padrino said...

coco saw a shark

BLUE said...

43/50 on the state capitals...fuck them stupid ones

Meiz said...

"i think it's the thyroid"


But my neckmeat's all good.

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

"fuck them stupid ones"

most of my misses were east coast states

BLUE said...

"coco saw a shark"

dat ass

El Padrino said...

full figured woman

El Padrino said...

prince fielder sucks

BLUE said...

zumaya fractured his elbow?

that's a lot of torque to fracture your elbow from throwing a baseball

El Padrino said...

not when your made of milk cartons

my 2 faves said...

"i only like certain dogs"

what kinds

my 2 faves said...

"old cats go someplace to die.

they know"


Dude I work with at HD said for about 4 days when he would walk up to his apartment, it smelled like death. Couldn't figure out what it was. Then this past weekend he looked on the porch of his neighbors who were on vacation and noticed their cat curled up and dead. Sounds like my car story but without the car

El Padrino said...

"what kinds"

i dont know all the species but for the most part i prefer short haired dogs that are big, weight wise 50+, i'll tolerate the dogs that shed long hair like huskies and collies but would rather the short hair type

the only small type dogs i like are jack russel terriers like in The Mask

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

"Another team celebrating its 10th birthday: the Wild. Almost every uni-related move this team has made over the past decade has been pure gold"


woah; that's insane. Wild have the ugliest colors and unis in the NHL (except for the alternate sweater, which is freaking suite)

my 2 faves said...

"i dont know all the species but for the most part i prefer short haired dogs that are big, weight wise 50+, i'll tolerate the dogs that shed long hair like huskies and collies but would rather the short hair type"

Yeah can't have the long hair either. Even the short hair gets all over the floor



"the only small type dogs i like are jack russel terriers like in The Mask"

cmk wants a small dog. I'll be fighting that one til I die or we get jugvorced

El Padrino said...

"cmk wants a small dog. I'll be fighting that one til I die or we get jugvorced"

good for you

the jack russel's are a real man dog, requiring almost strenuous physical activity and listen well

it's the only small dog i'd ever consider having

Meiz said...

Yellow Labs only, for me.

my 2 faves said...

Little dogs bark way too much.

my 2 faves said...

but they're easier to punt

jugdish said...

retrievers are awesome dogs

Spaceman Spiff said...

"the jack russel's are a real man dog"

they play rough touch

Meiz said...

"@ddalessa Sources say 3 way trade between #Bucks #Cavs #Nets. Redd to Cavs, Harris to Bucks, Ilyasova, Jamison to Nets. Possible more involved."

tem said...

bull terrier is the way to go.

or get a wolf.

tem said...

bron and redd would be interesting.

tem said...

why the fuck would the nets want jamison?

if they get him they won't be getting bron.

my 2 faves said...

"Yellow Labs only, for me."


yeah they're good to

my 2 faves said...

too*

my 2 faves said...

rough touch is hilarity

jugdish said...

or get a wolf.


chuckle

tem said...

two loans closed this week too.

TPS was a raping machine these last 2 weeks.

tem said...

boss went on vacation yesterday and left me to clean up the closings.

fun fun.

El Padrino said...

get a wolf made me aitch

El Padrino said...

coyote

Spaceman Spiff said...

"why the fuck would the nets want jamison?

if they get him they won't be getting bron."

this


what is milwaukee gonna do with harris, have him come off the bench

my 2 faves said...

bucks are going to trade for kidd and Harris will be his backup

/LP

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Prokhorov and minority owner Jay-Z, will come calling to convince James to join up and make it a threesome. "

nice writing wojnarowski

TheBethWhite said...

"boss went on vacation yesterday and left me to clean up the closings"

I've come to the conclusion I don't really know what tem does.

El Padrino said...

he works for a company that sells/buys and or builds apartments or condos

and he is on the finance side of those happenings

i think

jugdish said...

what is milwaukee gonna do with harris, have him come off the bench


he'll never play. i feel his pain


/mize

tem said...

"he works for a company that sells/buys and or builds apartments or condos

and he is on the finance side of those happenings"


^

finance and initial development.

Spaceman Spiff said...

tem runs temhio

tem said...

we build apartments. we rarely buy something unless we are buying it just to knock it down.

my 2 faves said...

someone should warn cgtif

Meiz said...

"what is milwaukee gonna do with harris, have him come off the bench"


Not sure. We're clearing cap space for LeBron.

tem said...

"he dates women with the understanding that they're going to get married then he pull out the rug from underneath them when they least expect it
"

that's what i do for leisure.

she meant what i get paid for.

El Padrino said...

"he dates women with the understanding that they're going to get married then he pull out the rug from underneath them when they least expect it"

still trying?

tem said...

temhio is on cruise control now.

it runs itself. the people live in fear, they do the right thing on their own now.

some would call it utopia, some would call it a cruel dictatorship, i call it temhio.

El Padrino said...

Not sure. We're clearing cap space for LeBron.


AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

my 2 faves said...

If LeBron goes to Milwaukee (AHIK*), that completes mize's golf 4-some

Meiz said...

"bron and redd would be interesting."


I don't think Redd's gonna be ready for the season. Also, Redd and Mo Williams hate each other.

El Padrino said...

if he goes to milwaukee i'll eat a dildo

tem said...

mo williams is a goner.

he fucked lebrons mom. he is gone.

El Padrino said...

thought that was delonte west

Meiz said...

"he fucked lebrons mom. he is gone."


That was Delonte West

tem said...

oh yeah.

my bad

tem said...

all those black guys look alike /blue

El Padrino said...

piece

Meiz said...

We have new TOTPM

tem said...

el pad gets a lot of ToTPM

tem said...

but that is worthy

tem said...

james worthy

tem said...

james earl jones

tem said...

bam

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