Tuesday, June 01, 2010

ATL was nice

ATL was a good time. Didn't see Beth, but had lots of fun. Went Striper fishing on some lake. It was fun. We didn't catch much though. Some guys were shooting some video on another boat and weren't catching anything. So they saw us catching a fish and filmed us. Bro-in law of cgtif reeled one in and then his buddy caught one too. While this was hapening tem was pissing off of the back of the boat. I hope that makes their video.

At one point during the weekend someone said they lost something, so tem said, its probably in the pool. Then tem was tolt that they don't have a pool. Awkward moment.

Sis of cgtif just had a baby. The thing is like 4 weeks old. Sis of cgtif had to breast feed that thing like every three hours. I ran out of ways to avoid these moments. It was wierd sitting next to some chick I just met whipping them out and feeding something.

I don't know what happened in sports even though I watched UFC and the basketball and some hockey.

I also watched some tennis but knew who won ahead of time. NBC insisted on showing me matches that had finished like 14 hours ago.

I do know it is a Boston-LA series. I saw enough commercials for it to know that it is on. I also watched a lot of Seinfeld episodes.

OK this is going to have to be enough for today. It is the first day of the week and I was on vacation. I am surprised I posted at all.

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Beth said...

"Didn't see Beth, but had lots of fun."

Strange, I saw you.

Beth said...

"Went Striper fishing on some lake."

I first read this as "stripper fishing". ns


I'm guessing the lake was Lake Lanier.

tem said...

"I first read this as "stripper fishing". ns


I'm guessing the lake was Lake Lanier."

yes it was.

i also called it stripper fishing.

but after the 100th time i decided the joke finally got old. everyone else decided it was old after about 10 times, but not me. i was a trooper.

tem said...

we drove like 30 minutes to get caribou coffee. the one by their house closed. and that one wasn't even close to their house really.

they love their caribou.

tem said...

the fish i caught was small so i called it the A cup stripper.

tem said...

then someone caught a bigger one and i called it the d cup.

Beth said...

So did you do anything else besides stripper fishing and Caribou Coffee?

El Padrino said...

"the fish i caught was small so i called it the A cup stripper."

not unfunny

tem said...

"So did you do anything else besides stripper fishing and Caribou Coffee?"

went to the mall of georgia.

watched UFC.

went on a walk.

didn't do too much away from the house because they have a 4 week old baby.

jugdish said...

did you get ti taste some of the milk greg focker style?

jugdish said...

I ran out of ways to avoid these moments.


i saw a chick breast feeding her baby with a dip in her mouth a few weeks ago


ns

El Padrino said...

"i saw a chick breast feeding her baby with a dip in her mouth a few weeks ago


ns"


stay classy mom

jugdish said...

chicago trip dates, let's pick one...july 17th, July 24th, Aug 14th, Aug 21st, and Aug 28th

jugdish said...

suite game 2 last night

BLUE said...

ubaldo...amazing once again


that is all, you may now resume your regularly scheduled commenting

El Padrino said...

Ubaldo!

El Padrino said...

"A drone attack in Pakistan is believed to have killed the third in command of Al Qaeda, Sheik Sa'id al-Masri. He is believed to have played an important role in the Sept. 11 attacks and in recent attempted strikes in New York."

Look at the SCORE

BOARD

NOW!!!!

GRASSHOPPER!

jugdish said...

i need to get in on this free agent summit with lebron, wade, and bosh. im just not sure where im going to sign

El Padrino said...

i'd like a threesome with these please

sfw

jugdish said...

If i can go to DC next week i may be at this game

El Padrino said...

$55 on Stub Hub is cheapest

El Padrino said...

i'm trying to figure out his next start against the Mets here but i might have keef do it for me cuz i suck at math

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

El Padrino said...

Andrew Koppel, the 40-year-old son of TV broadcast journalist Ted Koppel, "was found dead in a Washington Heights apartment under mysterious circumstances yesterday morning after a daylong drinking binge with a man he had just met in a Midtown bar, law-enforcement sources said." The paramedics were called when the man and his friend found Koppel, an attorney for the city's Housing Authority, "had urinated and defecated in the bed and appeared not to be breathing."

lightweight

jugdish said...

free agent summit...


they are all going to pool their money together and start a new nba team in vegas

El Padrino said...

can anyone think of a good reason to walk Texeira to load the bases to pitch to arguably the best player in the world?

when gardy did it a few weeks ago i thought maybe be just blacked out or something but it keeps happening

tem said...

"July 17th, July 24th, Aug 14th, Aug 21st, and Aug 28th"

july is bad for tem.

aug 28th is bad for tem.

i feel like the guy who nixes everything now.

tem said...

"did you get ti taste some of the milk greg focker style?"

no but i did get to see her boob.

tem said...

"walk Texeira to load the bases to pitch to arguably the best player in the world?"

because arod is not clutch.

or at least didn't use to be.

jugdish said...

july is bad for tem.

aug 28th is bad for tem.


so aug 14, or 21...takers?

i think mize has the annual klan picnic on the 21st of aug

BLUE said...

so you were stripper fishing

BLUE said...

mile high music festival is one of thos weekends, not sure which

jugdish said...

so you were stripper fishing


what did you use for bait?

El Padrino said...

"because arod is not clutch.

or at least didn't use to be."

myth

tem said...

"what did you use for bait?"

little fish

tem said...

"myth"

no it is true. he didn't used to be clutch.

jugdish said...

i thought he was clutch.


/Carlos Beltran

tem said...

hilarious

BLUE said...

they figure he's off the roids so they can get him out

El Padrino said...

"no it is true. he didn't used to be clutch."

his worst avg with RISP is .274 with 53 HR's and 383 RBI's

just seems he aint clutch i guess because when your watching he blows it

with the bases loaded his OPS is over 1000 and he has 20 grand slams with a .350 avg

BLUE said...

so nice i said it twice

tem said...

"his worst avg with RISP is .274 with 53 HR's and 383 RBI's"


batting with RISP and a 7 run lead is not a clutch situation.

tem said...

"with the bases loaded his OPS is over 1000 and he has 20 grand slams with a .350 avg"


hitting a GS with a 7 run lead is not clutch.


show me his stats in clutch situations. i know the saberdorks have it out there.

jugdish said...

arod was poor in the playoffs until last year wasn't he?

El Padrino said...

"arod was poor in the playoffs until last year wasn't he?"

his playoff #'s are solid
he had an ugly start though but he was the only yankee raking when the sox won 4 straight in 07

El Padrino said...

"show me his stats in clutch situations. i know the saberdorks have it out there."

arod is a love to hate guy

i just gave you numbers with RISP, isn't that clutch?

with men on and 2 outs he is batting .286 with 106 HR's and 518 RBI's

with a man on third < one out he has 435 RBI's

fucking superb

BLUE said...

EP ♥ him some a-rod

because rod is a synonym for dong

El Padrino said...

just was mind boggled about the int walks in front of him

then tem said something silly so i had to de-sillsize him

El Padrino said...

ian stewart only 25

didnt know that

El Padrino said...

i want to heckle strausburg

jugdish said...

with men on and 2 outs he is batting .286 with 106 HR's and 518 RBI's

with a man on third < one out he has 435 RBI's


very similar to my numbers in coed beer league softball

El Padrino said...

keef laughs at those numbers

tem said...

"i just gave you numbers with RISP, isn't that clutch?"

no, and i told you why it wasn't

tem said...

"with men on and 2 outs he is batting .286 with 106 HR's and 518 RBI's

with a man on third < one out he has 435 RBI's

fucking superb"

again, take out all the at bats when his team is already ahead by 4 runs. those aren't all clutch at bats.

tem said...

el pad is too wall street to read a response and actually comprehend.

he just throws out the same info and thinks it answers the question or furthers his point.

that's what bankers do all the time.

they just rephrase and rehash and never do anything of use.

El Padrino said...

"again, take out all the at bats when his team is already ahead by 4 runs. those aren't all clutch at bats."

myth like i said

almost half of his career hr's were either game tying or lead changing hr's

tem said...

"almost half of his career hr's were either game tying or lead changing hr's"

now this is a stat that actually matters.

1 hour later and you are finally bringing something to the plate.

jugdish said...

"almost half of his career hr's were either game tying or lead changing hr's"



first inning home runs when the score is 0-0

El Padrino said...

"el pad is too wall street to read a response and actually comprehend."

mad busy yo

El Padrino said...

"first inning home runs when the score is 0-0"

love to hate

jugdish said...

where did you get that "almost half his home runs were game tying to tie breakers" info?

El Padrino said...

where did you get that "almost half his home runs were game tying to tie breakers" info?

baseball reference

batting splits

El Padrino said...

anyway beth does your vagina have rhinestones on it?

El Padrino said...

in lieu of going back to school i'm going to pursue a CFA as well as the Series 7 this fall and then next year i want to obtain my real estate license

mad busy yo

tem said...

el pad is a jack of all trades it seems.

jugdish said...

you should get your law degree

Anthony Laguardia Gambini

tem said...

"his worst avg with RISP is .274 with 53 HR's and 383 RBI's"


by the by this link says his RISP average in 2008 was .254.

tem said...

it appears though he does hit homers in a timely manner. over half when the game is tied or yankees is behind.

Beth said...

"anyway beth does your vagina have rhinestones on it?"

Ummm, no. No vajazzling here.

El Padrino said...

"it appears though he does hit homers in a timely manner. over half when the game is tied or yankees is behind."

apology accepted

El Padrino said...

"Ummm, no. No vajazzling here."

ok just checking

jugdish said...

from fb:


cmep: These damn rhinestones are driving me crazy!!

El Padrino said...

god screwed up this pregnancy thing, wadr to him

he should have engineered it like dogs, 12 weeks and boom, baby

40 weeks is redonk and cruel punishment

jugdish said...

dogs usually have more than one though...do you want that?

El Padrino said...

"dogs usually have more than one though...do you want that?"

do i want a liter of humans?

no i dont, i just want to steal their timeframe

El Padrino said...

we already stole their style

Todd Packer said...

so ep has his arod jersey on today?

Todd Packer said...

solid effort from the mess staff last night

Todd Packer said...

congrats on the braves passing up the phils, beth... sas the braves are in 1st, but they are playing grate* lately

Beth said...

Thanks tp. Worst to first in like 6 weeks I think the paper said. Of course they might be back in 2nd after tonight's game, but they are full of confidence right now for sure.

El Padrino said...

los bravos es en fuego

El Padrino said...

"solid effort from the mess staff last night"

thank god it was a PST game

El Padrino said...

padres lineup is hilarity too

i dont get it

Spaceman Spiff said...

"he should have engineered it like dogs, 12 weeks and boom, baby"

dogs only live like 10-12 years though

dog pregnancy is around one and a half percent of their lifetime

USA pregnancy, around 1 percent, same shit

Spaceman Spiff said...

"do i want a liter of humans?

no i dont"

what about a liter o' cola

Spaceman Spiff said...

when people used to die in their 20s, u had a point

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i'd like a threesome with these please"

the athleteswives website has a horrible pic of brooklyn as one of her pics, for shame

Spaceman Spiff said...

one of kobe's wife's pics is a picture of rony seikaly's ex-wife

how do i impeach whoever runs the site

BLUE said...

that site is shit

Meiz said...

"chicago trip dates, let's pick one...july 17th, July 24th, Aug 14th, Aug 21st, and Aug 28th"


Not August 14, and likely not July 17

BLUE said...

according to that site, Tim Tebow is dating lucy pinder


maybe keith runs it

jugdish said...

Not August 14, and likely not July 17


aug 21?

anyone?

Meiz said...

"because arod is not clutch."


"Clutch" is irrelevant. Come join us in the statistical revolution. Its fun over here.

Spaceman Spiff said...

alba ass looking juicy

El Padrino said...

"do i want a liter of humans?

no i dont"

what about a liter o' cola"


I'm a YMSOAB!

BLUE said...

21st works I think...MHMF is the weekend before

Spaceman Spiff said...

EPs favorite dennis hopper scene

jugdish said...

almost lunch time...suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I'm a YMSOAB!"

hilarity

El Padrino said...

classic

good flick too

El Padrino said...

alba ass looking juicy

yum

El Padrino said...

i felt like all weekend on the bottom line i saw the astros on the wrong end of an ass whooping

jugdish said...

Cash

Spaceman Spiff said...

yankee fan did something i didnt hate

Meiz said...

"yankee fan did something i didnt hate"

Now that's funny

Spaceman Spiff said...

jeebus

"A U.S. cage fighter ripped out the heart of his training partner while he was still alive after becoming convinced he was possessed by the devil"

jugdish said...

Mola Ram!

El Padrino said...

saw this the other day, i dont even have the stomach to link it

jugdish said...

They claim they found the 26-year-old standing naked over his friend's body with parts, including an eyeball, strewn around the blood splattered room in Klamath, California.



I think its safe to say they're not friends anymore

El Padrino said...

"According to an autopsy Powell, 21, bled to death after his heart was ripped out."

really?

jugdish said...

According to an autopsy Powell, 21, bled to death after his heart was ripped out.



safe bet

jugdish said...

double dragon

El Padrino said...

double dragon !!!

El Padrino said...

AGAIN!

Meiz said...

EP, why is Ollie Perez refusing a minor league assignment?

El Padrino said...

EP, why is Ollie Perez refusing a minor league assignment?

because he's an illegal immigrant fuck bag with zero shame and zero brains and because his agent is a whore and, unfortunately it's within his rights

El Padrino said...

al gore/tipper gore

jugvorce

jugdish said...

no go on DC trip


woe

This is how I roll said...

40/64, goddman acronyms

Meiz said...

"al gore/tipper gore

jugvorce"


You scooped me

This is how I roll said...

Love being right about that shit


/mize

El Padrino said...

classic

This is how I roll said...

Federer gonna lose

BLUE said...

carmelo boat* a $1.5M bugati

he's a wise invester

jugdish said...

do you think tipper will get half the profits from the internet?

This is how I roll said...

Maybe Tipper was the reason for global warming

jugdish said...

Maybe Tipper was the reason for global warming


global warming hasn't had any effect on her cold shoulder

/Al

BLUE said...

i wonder if she'll get the "lockbox"

Meiz said...

The new guy is a fucking dolt. If a customer has more than one thing they want to send, he just stands there and gives them a huge ::blank stare::


I'm so glad he's temporary.

BLUE said...

why would you need to send more than one item

BLUE said...

this sounds like a trick questions

BLUE said...

41/60 on the acronyms

This is how I roll said...

"The new guy is a fucking dolt. If a customer has more than one thing they want to send, he just stands there and gives them a huge ::blank stare::"


Sounds like you're a pretty good role model for him

Meiz said...

I had a dream the other night that Keith hacked into my facebook account and basically ruined my life. That sucked.

This is how I roll said...

Suite

El Padrino said...

wait, delonte west was porking lebrons mother?

This is how I roll said...

betta have my DO-nuts

El Padrino said...

"The new guy is a fucking dolt."

freak word

Meiz said...

"Sounds like you're a pretty good role model for him"


Nah. New girl agrees. He's stupid. He also suggested that she kill herself because she wants to go to art school.

BLUE said...

art school is for suicidal people...it's the truth

This is how I roll said...

"can anyone think of a good reason to walk Texeira to load the bases to pitch to arguably the best player in the world?"


Managers are obsessed with staying away from the righty/lefty lefty/righty matchups

Meiz said...

"wait, delonte west was porking lebrons mother?"


Jeezus, man.

El Padrino said...

todd

El Padrino said...

"Managers are obsessed with staying away from the righty/lefty lefty/righty matchups"

your* right

almost to a fault

Meiz said...

Quick survey


Does anybody here eat a burger whilst it is in the wrapper?

This is how I roll said...

Only in n out

El Padrino said...

I've talked about this sammy before but here is a great shot

if i were on that show, the best thing i ever ate i would choose this for the sammich* episode

This is how I roll said...

AHIK*

Meiz said...

"if i were on that show, the best thing i ever ate i would choose this for the sammich* episode"


That looks out fucking standing

This is how I roll said...

mize
Did you catch any delicious bass?

BLUE said...

ha...chick fil a chicken sandwhich* ranks higher

This is how I roll said...

"ha...chick fil a chicken sandwhich* ranks higher"

Why did you put a star?

/LP

BLUE said...

becuz i'm a dolt

This is how I roll said...

I'm gonna try out John Feinstein's new book on CD. Nerve* listened to a book on CD before

tem said...

"wait, delonte west was porking lebrons mother?"

yeah big rumor here. didn't i say it like a week ago?

El Padrino said...

"yeah big rumor here. didn't i say it like a week ago?"

probably you did

BLUE said...

it was so that lebron would stay in cleveland

El Padrino said...

who the fuck is john feinstein

jugdish said...

who the fuck is john feinstein


that guy with the new book

This is how I roll said...

"who the fuck is john feinstein"

He's the fuck who writes books about sports

tem said...

he is the guy who proved arod didn't use to be clutch.

El Padrino said...

oh book

El Padrino said...

so your saying he is an author
no wonder i didn't recognize the name

This is how I roll said...

He wrote The Last Amateurs and A Season on the Brink

This is how I roll said...

"oh book"

Yeah. That's what "I'm gonna try out John Feinstein's new book on CD" meant

El Padrino said...

"To obtain the charter, however, a candidate must have completed a university degree (or equivalent) and four years of qualified, professional work experience, in addition to passing the three exams that test the academic portion of the CFA program."

scratch the CFA idea, goddamn overrated 4 year degrees

This is how I roll said...

I'm gonna feel like tem if I listen to a book on CD

El Padrino said...

"He wrote The Last Amateurs and A Season on the Brink"

::James Patterson::

jugdish said...

To obtain the charter, however, a candidate must have completed a university degree (or equivalent)


just get your GED

This is how I roll said...

"::James Patterson::"


I know you saw that Season on the Brink on ESPN a few years back

El Padrino said...

"I'm gonna feel like tem if I listen to a book on CD"

arent books downloadable to mp3 files now too

This is how I roll said...

"scratch the CFA idea, goddamn overrated 4 year degrees"

Apology accepted

tem said...

"atch the CFA idea, goddamn overrated 4 year degrees"

doesn't say a 4 year degree.

says a university degree or equivalent.

This is how I roll said...

"arent books downloadable to mp3 files now too"


Yeah, but I'm getting this from the library

El Padrino said...

"I know you saw that Season on the Brink on ESPN a few years back"

Indiana?

jugdish said...

arent books downloadable to mp3 files now too


those don't work on keef's walkman

tem said...

"USA pregnancy, around 1 percent, same shit"

pregnancies are longer/shorter in other parts of the world?

This is how I roll said...

"Indiana?"

Yeah

This is how I roll said...

"pregnancies are longer/shorter in other parts of the world?"


Yeah, where abortion is legal

El Padrino said...

"says a university degree or equivalent."

i believe it says bachelor also i dont think i have a university degree, let me check that

El Padrino said...

"Indiana?"

Yeah"

vaguely remember but i do recall it starring Mr. Callahan as Knight

Meiz said...

"mize
Did you catch any delicious bass?"


I did, but I don't keep them. I also missed what would have easily been the biggest bass of my life. It hit, I let it run for a while, set the hook, and out came the lure. Fucker. That thing was a slob.

This is how I roll said...

The biggest one always gets away

tem said...

twss

This is how I roll said...

"vaguely remember but i do recall it starring Mr. Callahan as Knight"

Yep. Anyway, Feinstein has some pretty good books. A lot of them are about golf, though

This is how I roll said...

"I don't know what happened in sports even though I watched UFC and the basketball and some hockey."

I'm starting to share LOV's feelings on UFC. The PPV was awful. Zero good fights. When UFC is good, I think it's >>>> than boxing, but it's only good about 1% of the time

tem said...

i thought the PPV was ok enough.

the russow comeback KO was suite*


rampage / evans was an OK fight. not great, but not terrible either. evans landed an early shot, that was exciting, then rampage almost finished it at the end.

bisping fight was boring.

El Padrino said...

welcome

say ufc sucks, it feels good

This is how I roll said...

Sanchez fight was bad. Bisping was bad. Evans/Rampage was too much hugging against the cage. Nogeira fight was blah and had a bad decision. Russow finish was ok I guess but only because he was getting his as. beat the whole fight. Even the Dong fight right before the PPV started was bad

tem said...

didn't see the dong fight.

tem said...

nogueria fight was a terrible decision.

couldn't believe that.

This is how I roll said...

It was the last fight on the prelim show on Spike

tem said...

we didn't watch the spike show.

El Padrino said...

"didn't see the dong fight."

best fight of the night

/ep

This is how I roll said...

big karaoke night this weekend. I might axe cmk to record me singing and I'll post it on Monday

tem said...

was watching basketball maybe instead.

oh wait, i was playing beer pong.

tem said...

forgot about that.

on saturday a bunch of people came over and there was a cookout and beer pong and ufc fights.

El Padrino said...

Joe Mauer's accent on the PS3 commercial makes me laugh

CABOW

El Padrino said...

block

El Padrino said...

stick it in your face

El Padrino said...

balls

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