Wednesday, May 26, 2010

what ever happened to...

Predictability, the milkman, the paper boy, evening TV?

EA did not win dancing with the stars. She made some speech about how this show made her feel better and get her life back together. So to recap...nude video taping adored by millions online not ok, wearing slutty clothes and dry humping on national TV, OK.

Caput Mundi (actually east rutherford, NJ) won the rights to the superbowl in 2014. How do you spend $1.4Billion (with a B) on a stadium and not have a retractable roof? If you think this will be better than other superbowls, you're wrong. Although, maybe now Denver can get the superbowl, but they won't.

Why do you care what I have to say, you don't. But I have the microphone and you will listen to every damn word I have to say.

Had a discussion with my Dad about the Winter Olympics coming to Denver. I thought it was a cool idea, because then I don't have to travel to go to the olympics. Then we started talking about it, and it sounds like a huge waste of money (taxpayer money, so EP doesn't care).

This is going on in the little town that I live in this week. It's kind of a big deal. I won't go because i'm not wasting an entire day to watch a bunch of geriatrics hit a tiny ball. But I am playing for the first time this season tomorrow, hookey day.

Suns beat the Lakers, O:FB would be complete if Orlando came back from a 3-0 deficit to beat the Celtics (AHIIK). How awesome would that be, both the Bruins and the Celtics losing a playoff series after leading 3-0, in the same season.

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Steve said...

Look at this fuckin guy.

Meet Tim D'Annunzio, a candidate in North Carolina's Eighth Congressional District Republican primary... in 1995 that D'Annunzio had claimed to be the Messiah, had traveled to New Jersey to raise his stepfather from the dead, believed God would drop a 1,000-mile-high pyramid as the New Jerusalem on Greenland and found the Ark of the Covenant in Arizona."

::hangs head in shame::

tem said...

"How awesome would that be, both the Bruins and the Celtics losing a playoff series after leading 3-0, in the same season."

H would die if this happened.

tem said...

i got drunk after softball yesterday.

tem said...

taking tomorrow and friday off though to go visit beth.

tem said...

none of my comments are really related today

tem said...

leading candidate for most inappropriate porn involves a 70yr old sunday school teacher

tem said...

power went out in my house after i opened the garage.

tem said...

had to pull the red cord to shut it. then the fucker wouldn't lock right.

tem said...

humpty dance might be one of my all time favorite songs

tem said...

it was hot as arizona here yesterday.

tem said...

played a softball team that took a pitch every at bat. they tried to draw walks.

jugdish said...

they tried to draw walks


i hate that in coed...swing the bat

BLUE said...

maybe they just wanted to see some good pitches

tem said...

my after game speech to the team (we got beat 16-2) went something like:


"well we played a team that was full of dicks. but they weren't dicks about it so that was ok. they just wanted to win more than we did and frankly i am ok with that. the important thing here is that we can go get beers. let's go get beers."

tem said...

"they tried to draw walks"

drove me nuts.


i went out to coach third and talked to their third baseman about it.

he was nice about the fact that they play co-ed rec softball like a bunch of dicks.

BLUE said...

joe torre is their coach, he recommends taking that first pitch

jugdish said...

i went out to coach third and talked to their third baseman about it.


what did you say to him?

tem said...

also in the first inning i was playing second base and we went to turn a double play and the guy on first slid in hard and took me out.

spiked me on purpose too.

but when he took me out my throw hit the chick who was running.

BLUE said...

sliding is not advised in co-ed rec league softball

jugdish said...

sliding is not advised in co-ed rec league softball


^^^^

jugdish said...

guy on first slid in hard and took me out.

spiked me on purpose too

they were dicks

tem said...

that guy was a dick.

later in the game when he was on second our shortstop said that they should swing the bat more and not take so many walks.

he said they needed to walk because it was a close game.

at that point the score was 14-2 in the top of the 6th.

tem said...

the rest of their team was nice.

they just wouldn't swing at any pitch that wasn't perfect.

BLUE said...

If I was an umpire, i'd start calling everything a strike if teams were taking walks.


3 feet outside (STRIKE)

jugdish said...

we have a few of those in our league too...always trying to hit it to the chick in right who they know can't catch

tem said...

"If I was an umpire, i'd start calling everything a strike if teams were taking walks. "


umpire was taking it too seriously too.

tem said...

again he was nice about it, but it was just too important to all of them.

tem said...

maybe my priorities are out of line.

maybe it is softball then beer and not beer then softball while drinking beer then more beer after softball.

jugdish said...

no, its beer then softball. if the other team is not bringing at least ne cooler to the game, they should not be in the league

BLUE said...

i don't like beer

/meiz

BLUE said...

you talking about fast pitch softball?

/ep

jugdish said...

tem was fucking annihilated at 2nd


/Lp

Beth said...

"taking tomorrow and friday off though to go visit beth"

You're bringing me a Temhio t-shirt, right?

jugdish said...

Its an I heart Temhio shirt

Beth said...

It's an I heart Tem t-shirt.

*fixed

Beth said...

Or maybe the shirt says, "My online friend invented a mythical place called Temhio for reasons we don't want to know about and now pretends he lives there and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"

BLUE said...

it's an I ♥ Tem t-shirt

*fized

BLUE said...

i have less than 0 motivation today

Beth said...

Temhio talk killed LOV.

jugdish said...

the people on Lost were on a flight to Temhio

Beth said...

Even the hot chicks?

jugdish said...

two more shuttle flights left...end of an era. sucks

tem said...

temhio would have annihilated the lost people.

jugdish said...

Even the hot chicks?


temhio was a lay over for them

BLUE said...

end of an era only sucks if the era was cool and there wasn't another era on the horizon

maybe the next era will be better

tem said...

"Or maybe the shirt says, "My online friend invented a mythical place called Temhio for reasons we don't want to know about and now pretends he lives there and all I got was this lousy t-shirt""


^^^^

tem said...

hot chicks do love temhio.

jugdish said...

maybe the next era will be better


the next era is the US hitching a ride on the russian soyuz capsule at 50 million a ticket to put a man in space

tem said...

is $50M cheaper than a shuttle launch costs now?

tem said...

why do we want to go to space anyway? everything is black there. /blue

jugdish said...

is $50M cheaper than a shuttle launch costs now?


to get one person up there? yes

BLUE said...

well look at that, we're cutting costs

BLUE said...

we've been to space, it's a bunch of nothing

jugdish said...

im not taking the bait

tem said...

we should just build a moon base and let people live there.

jugdish said...

its three towns over

jugdish said...

we should just build a moon base and let people live there.


the blacks

/blue

tem said...

ok lunch time.

i am not too hungry, but i bet i eat anyway. i ate breakfast at 9.

i should have done that sooner.

Meiz said...

Somebody should have built a sustainable place for full time space living. Should have planned ahead.

Meiz said...

Like BioDome

jugdish said...

there are 3-4 people on the international space station at all times

Meiz said...

But not the same people, thus expanding the cost to keep shuttling people back & forth.

Meiz said...

They should just take a loser like me, train said loser, and shove him/her up there until retirement time.

jugdish said...

But not the same people, thus expanding the cost to keep shuttling people back & forth.


they shuttle a lot more than people.

Beth said...

"they shuttle a lot more than people"

Booze and porn??

/ep

Meiz said...

"they shuttle a lot more than people."


They should have built a permanent sustainable habitat.

jugdish said...

They should have built a permanent sustainable habitat.


that was the plan

Meiz said...

It was a failure

jugdish said...

It was a failure


it never happened, its being cancelled

Meiz said...

Some dude shot 25 on the back side on the Canadian Tour.

Jesus fucking christ.

Meiz said...

"it never happened, its being cancelled"


It certainly feels like it should have already happened.

jugdish said...

why are you not running nasa?

Meiz said...

I have no idea.

jugdish said...

i think ill be painting some rooms in my house in the near future.

Meiz said...

My forward thinking would blow everybody away.

Meiz said...

I'd have built a Death Star type thingy ages ago.


One big portable planet.

jugdish said...

My forward thinking would blow everybody away.


its all that star wars watching

jugdish said...

I'd have built a Death Star type thingy ages ago.


chuckle

jugdish said...

so the movie 2010 was just wishful thinking as far as technology goes

Meiz said...

Oh, the scientists say Pluto isn't a planet any more?

We'd zip right over there and blow that fucker right out of the solar system.

jugdish said...

Mize 9000

jugdish said...

warp speed would help too

Keef said...

"does a kim win by decision count as a win for me or does he need to destroy him ?"

Just straight up.

Meiz said...

Imagine the sheer terror of an entire nation that one morning looks up in the sky and sees that fucker hovering above.

Oh shit! Prezident Mize is pissed at somebody in our hemisphere! I hope it's not us!

jugdish said...

Darth Mize

jugdish said...

mize...there is a yob opening on american idol after this season. just sayin

Meiz said...

And I ran NASA we'd have kick ass suits that you can operate both in space and in the deep sea.

Why? Because I'd be breaking barriers and taking over everything. That oil leak would have been fixed weeks ago.

Meiz said...

"mize...there is a yob opening on american idol after this season. just sayin"


Pardon?

Keef said...

my after game speech to the team (we got beat 16-2) went something like:
FRIENDS FOREVER!!


*fized

jugdish said...

Pardon?


simon is leaving

Meiz said...

We have a salamander in the bathroom

BLUE said...

i have a salamander in my pants

/lp

BLUE said...

we're hiring an executive assistant...chick just sent in her resume and said her name is Sarah but people call me "weezy"

Like from the jeffersons? Movin on up.

BLUE said...

my second thought was maybe it was Mills and he'd had a sex change

BLUE said...

her current job is spokesmodel for trade shows.

she sounds hot...interview please

BLUE said...

also hiring for an accounting intern and the chick I wanted to hire (a dancer for the professional lacrosse team) already had found another internship...bummer

Meiz said...

Blue, I'd be a great executive assistant

jugdish said...

and he is currently modeling for ups

jugdish said...

4 day weekend this weekend...suite

BLUE said...

"Blue, I'd be a great executive assistant"

it's not an assistant for me, i'm just filtering for the CEO/CFO.

Keef said...

Jared Allen's trademark mullet is no more ... at least for now.
The Minnesota Vikings' star defensive end, known as much for his hairstyle as well as his ability to get to the opposing team's quarterback, lost his mullet as he gets ready for his upcoming wedding.
"The things men do for love," Allen told Vikings.com.

Keef said...

"it's not an assistant for me, i'm just filtering for the CEO/CFO."


I thought you were the CFO

ns

Meiz said...

Man, look at that oil go!

Keef said...

My new name/pic is pretty suite. Thanks Beth

Meiz said...

"it's not an assistant for me, i'm just filtering for the CEO/CFO."


Maybe you misunderstood what I typed.

Keef said...

The fuck is wrong with people?

jugdish said...

time to reboot

jugdish said...

done

jugdish said...

wall

Meiz said...

Dummy completely pulled a dummy on this transaction. These butch broads are NOT happy. And they're right about that. No reason that should have taken anywhere close to 20 minutes.

Beth said...

"My new name/pic is pretty suite. Thanks Beth"

Simmer down, you are now known as I should be single

Beth said...

Meiz, is this dummy?

s

jugdish said...

gross!

/mize

Steve said...

"Meiz, is this dummy?"

if my UPS driver looked like that i would be shipping random stuff daily

Beth said...

"if my UPS driver looked like that i would be shipping random stuff daily"

Steve: Hey driver, I have a "package" I need your help with.

Steve said...

"Steve: Hey driver, I have a "package" I need your help with."

I'm not saying it would work, i'm just say it would be attempted.

tem said...

"Just straight up."

deal. i assume i already lost the goddman pirates bet.

tem said...

"FRIENDS FOREVER!!"

i tolt my tuesday team about that team. we all got a good laugh out of it.

then i mentioned saved by the bell and got a ::blank stare:: from a few of the girls.

then i mumbled something about goddman kids.

Meiz said...

I need to find a 2nd job fast. Fuck this shit.

tem said...

jobs you can find fast suck.

Meiz said...

I have bills to pay

Keef said...

"Simmer down, you are now known as I should be single"


Alright, as soon as I can change it I will

Keef said...

"deal. i assume i already lost the goddman pirates bet."


1 game apiece. It's a 4 game series

Keef said...

"then i mentioned saved by the bell and got a ::blank stare:: from a few of the girls. "

Are they hot?

Keef said...

28/30

Keef said...

45/48

BLUE said...

"I thought you were the CFO

ns"


controller, but hopefully someday

Keef said...

45/49

tem said...

"Are they hot?"

yes.

the girls on our team are the best looking of all the teams.

that's why we are no good.

BLUE said...

"45/48"

48/48


"28/30"

19/30

BLUE said...

45/49

Keef said...

43/48>

Meiz said...

I'm dreading this application as I fill it out.

Keef said...

associate, but hopefully someday

*fized

jugdish said...

"Steve: Hey driver, I have a "package" I need your help with."


Driver: oh, i thought that was a packing peanut.



s

Keef said...

"the girls on our team are the best looking of all the teams."

Yay for tem

tem said...

45/49

Keef said...

"Steve: Hey driver, I have a "package" I need your help with."


Driver: oh hi, my name is El Padrino


*fized

jugdish said...

link

tem said...

15/30

BLUE said...

"43/48>"

45/48

tem said...

47/48

BLUE said...

oh tem is so smart

tem said...

37/48

tem said...

47/48 was the ladder one.

BLUE said...

oh, yeah, that one was fair

jugdish said...

wall

tem said...

wall this

tem said...

today is my friday. i am excited.

BLUE said...

today is everybody's friday

BLUE said...

except meiz, it's his wednesday

jugdish said...

me too!

/beth

BLUE said...

meiz, do you get paid for the holiday?

BLUE said...

or if you work on the holiday, double time and a half?

jugdish said...

every day is my monday


/mize

tem said...

yay for everyone except meiz.

sorry to hear it for meiz.


today is probably as.'s monday. every day is monday for him.

BLUE said...

salt/wounds

tem said...

that's why he is grouchy all the time.

tem said...

meiz gets no OT ever. this is documented LOV lore.

jugdish said...

mize works OT, he just doesn't get paid OT

jugdish said...

bossman is cheap

jugdish said...

and crooked

tem said...

"mize works OT, he just doesn't get paid OT"

yes, this is what i mean.

tem said...

"and crooked"

scoliosis?

Keef said...

"today is probably as.'s monday. every day is monday for him."

Nope, just Wednesday

jugdish said...

no V8

Keef said...

"that's why he is grouchy all the time."

I am rarely grouchy

Keef said...

We have a meeting here in 30 minutes. They best be buying us food

Meiz said...

"meiz, do you get paid for the holiday?"

No. No paid time off. Ever.

Keef said...

Just stoppt* at circle K and a huge Dodge Ram on like 40" tires pulled up. My first thought was "Wow, someone's compensating", then the hottest chick I've seen in a long time hops out of the driver's side door. That was hot

Meiz said...

"except meiz, it's his wednesday"


Its essentially my 2nd tuesday. Gotta work on Saturday, naturally.

BLUE said...

you should find a better job

Meiz said...

"every day is my monday


/mize"


^^^^^^^^

BLUE said...

"Just stoppt* at circle K and a huge Dodge Ram on like 40" tires pulled up. My first thought was "Wow, someone's compensating", then the hottest chick I've seen in a long time hops out of the driver's side door. That was hot"


there's a chick in the town I live in that has a huge monster type truck, and she's super hot...like 25 yo

tem said...

UFC talk:
Quinton Jackson vs. Rashad Evans

I just don't think Rampage is going to come into this fight in great shape or with his head on straight. I think Evans wins by late KO or decision. I think Rampage is the better fighter if he is on top of his game, but I just don't think he will be.

Michael Bisping vs. Dan Miller

I'm going to say this is going to be a boring ass fight. Miller will try to wrestle a lot and maintain top position, but do nothing with it. Bisping will throw a lot of punches but probably won't land too many good shots. I think Bisping wins a stupid decision.

Todd Duffee vs. Mike Russow

Duffee is one of the "next great" heavyweights. He is some sort of muscle machine. I don't think the UFC wants him to fail yet. He should win fairly easily. We'll basically be watching to see when the KO comes.


Antonio Rogerio Nogueira vs. Jason Brilz

Brillz is a late replacement for Forrest Griffin, that usually never ends well. ARN is like 100 years old. It won't matter, he is a young 100. He'll KO Brillz.

Diego Sanchez vs. John Hathaway

I'm thinking this is a coming out party for Hathaway. I think he wins a shocker here. I think most people will be picking Sanchez here, but I am going against the grain.

Keef said...

"there's a chick in the town I live in that has a huge monster type truck, and she's super hot...like 25 yo"

dirty old man

tem said...

"I am rarely grouchy"

stop it

Keef said...

You stop it

tem said...

i will stop it in a few minutes, when i get bored with it.

tem said...

twss

Keef said...

I'm annoyed a lot. If you think that's grouchy, then yeah I'm grouchy

jugdish said...

Astros are 15-30. the last time they were 15-30 was the year they went to the world series. i don't see history repeating itself this year.

tem said...

"i don't see history repeating itself this year."

not when it comes to the stros

tem said...

"I'm annoyed a lot. If you think that's grouchy, then yeah I'm grouchy"

apology accepted

Keef said...

this is the 80s and Loc is down with the ladies

Meiz said...

Fuck. I go to my credit union service center on tuesdays to deposit my check. They also serve as a check cashing place. This tuesday is the 1st of the month. Fuck.

Keef said...

why is that bad

Meiz said...

Unrelated: Some of my hand numbness seems to be going away.

BLUE said...

"Fuck. I go to my credit union service center on tuesdays to deposit my check. They also serve as a check cashing place. This tuesday is the 1st of the month. Fuck."

UPS Store doesn't direct deposit?

BLUE said...

so tuesdays is like meiz's fridays

Meiz said...

"why is that bad"


It's in the city. Last time I went there on the 1st the line was almost out the fuckin door.

Meiz said...

"UPS Store doesn't direct deposit?"


We've been over this a few times.

BLUE said...

"why is that bad"


gubment checks on the 1st of the month..meiz be standing in line with the obama lovers

maybe he can find a lady friend there

BLUE said...

"We've been over this a few times."


colov?

salt/wounds?

Keef said...

"UPS Store doesn't direct deposit?"


hilarity. blue is on fire today

Meiz said...

Bossman says M&I won't let him do Direct Deposit

BLUE said...

damn m&I

BLUE said...

i hate those fuckers

BLUE said...

pushing

BLUE said...

beth missus zeke

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