Monday, May 10, 2010

Weak sauce

It's 3:30am (PST), so this will be a short post.

Tiger hurt his neck. That karma is a big bitch. Non-PEDs Tiger is worst* than PEDs Tiger. That's not sarcasm. No PEDs means he's going to be breaking down a lot more. Jack's record # of majors is safe.

Rev went to the Grand Canyon but didn't jump in.

Suns finish off the Spurs. People around here think it's grate*, but the Spurs are an average of 81 years old.

BP sucks. Now they want to shoot mud at the oil leak. Smat*.

Freak, I'll have your name/pic later.

Went fishing & camping this weekend. Camping was ok, but the wind was like 30-40mph all day so fishing suckt*. Woe.

I felt like mize there for a second.

Summertime is almost here. Summer summer summertime, summertime.

That's enough

TWSS

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BLUE said...

somebody has a case of the mondays

Steve said...

i hate cops

Beth said...

Let's see if we can keep today's comments under 10.

s

My Team Is The Gay said...

great post and the comments are awesome too

My Team Is The Gay said...

this is what happens when i'm off

jugdish said...

good yob so far

JFreak said...

If everyone stays quiet, maybe EP will go away.

jugdish said...

short week this week, family coming into town, brother's wedding this weekend...suite

My Team Is The Gay said...

you wish freak

BLUE said...

my pick of the Suns in the western conf playoffs looks solid now.

my pick of the hawks in the east...not so much

jugdish said...

beth, have you ever run with the hash house harriers? sorry if ive asked you that before.

Meiz said...

On fire this morning

jugdish said...

wall

BLUE said...

you may not have noticed, and judging by your attendance you haven't, but "don't mess with the johan" has won a couple weeks in a row and is starting to put it all together

H said...

This place is jumpin' today

H said...

I was in Albany for the weekend. I was tempted to drive down and bring EP his beer solely for shock value. NS. However, I lost his address and couldn't do it. (That last part was S)

H said...

So are all the lawyers in Beth's office happy about the Bethgagement?

H said...

Did Meiz get any play from the real, live girl that he had drinks with last night?

H said...

I'm on vacation until Thursday. I love me some vacation

H said...

From LOVWeekend, apparently Mize has blackberry envy.

Beth said...

"beth, have you ever run with the hash house harriers? sorry if ive asked you that before"

If you did ask me that before I don't remember it. But no, I never have but from what I've heard of them it sounds like fun. That's where someone lays a path of something like flour for the others to follow and there's lots of drinking involved, right?

H said...

Did EP say he was off today? Is it a holiday, vacation day, or did someone see another cooler?

H said...

Tattoo: Da plane, Boss. Da plane.

EP: RUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!

Beth said...

"So are all the lawyers in Beth's office happy about the Bethgagement?"

So far they've all expressed the appropriate condolences, but I'm a little worried about the married guy who kept asking me to lunch when I first started. (ns)

Meiz said...

Last night was catching up time, H. Relax.

H said...

"Last night was catching up time, H. Relax."

Perfectly relaxed, homie. Just trying to stir up some conversation.

H said...

"So far they've all expressed the appropriate condolences, but I'm a little worried about the married guy who kept asking me to lunch when I first started. (ns)"

Yea, my comment was kinda NS. I mean, it seems like when any of my female friends breakup with their boyfriend or fiance, all of a sudden they ar inundated (sp?) with date offers

Meiz said...

Twitter's been a fucking piece of shit lately

Steve said...

"So far they've all expressed the appropriate condolences, but I'm a little worried about the married guy who kept asking me to lunch when I first started. (ns)"


worried = intrigued?

H said...

some bitch on the Price is Right just bid $9,999. I don't think she understood the closest without going over concept.

H said...

holy shit! one of the prizes is a '66 GTO. That is awesome.

Beth said...

"worried = intrigued?"

Maybe if he wasn't married and I wasn't on the rebound.

jugdish said...

That's where someone lays a path of something like flour for the others to follow and there's lots of drinking involved, right?


that's the one. A friend of mine and his woman run with the Houston group occasionally and I'm going to join them in the near future...sounds like its right up my ally.

jugdish said...

I'm a little worried about the married guy who kept asking me to lunch when I first started.


don't shit where you eat

jugdish said...

that was to him, not beth

Meiz said...

Ack. Laundry tonight. I hate doing laundry. And yes, I'm going to continue to bitch about it every time I have to do laundry.

BLUE said...

laundry? you don't have a maid that does that shit for you?

you need to get a lady friend

Spaceman Spiff said...

"don't shit where you eat"

beff is worth eating shit for. i would drag my dong through a mile of broken glass to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

/steve

H said...

"Maybe if he wasn't married and I wasn't on the rebound"

Rebounds can be fun. Sleeping with a married person can be too. NS on both.

jugdish said...

hilarity

H said...

"...sounds like its right up my ally."

ymsoab

jugdish said...

Sleeping with a married person can be too.


not cool though

Beth said...

"Rebounds can be fun. Sleeping with a married person can be too. NS on both."

Oh I'm not ruling out the 1st but I'm staying away from the 2nd, especially around work.

There's something about shitting and working that I heard somewhere that applies here.

H said...

that same chick who bid 9,999 just bid 800, the chick after her bid 801. Chick #1 looked like she wanted to murder chick 2. Then chick #2 won with the 801 bid and I think chick #1 started crying.

Beth said...

"that's the one. A friend of mine and his woman run with the Houston group occasionally and I'm going to join them in the near future...sounds like its right up my ally"

I definitely want to hear about this when you do it.

BLUE said...

hey, married guys need love too

BLUE said...

wait, i mean "married guys need sex too"

H said...

"Oh I'm not ruling out the 1st but I'm staying away from the 2nd, especially around work."

I hope EP reads this ENTIRE comment and not just the first half. Otherwise he will have a plane ticket to the ATL within the hour.

jugdish said...

I definitely want to hear about this when you do it.


will do...im looking towards the end of the month to get in on one of their runs

H said...

"not cool though"

I've done it. Wouldn't do it again. I was younger, so I blame that. I went to a Red Sox game with her and hubby too, which makes it extra scumbaggy.

Beth said...

"will do...im looking towards the end of the month to get in on one of their runs"

Jug I know for some people this is a personal question up there with how much money do you make, but how fast are your training runs?

Steve said...

"Sleeping with a married person can be too."


never ends well.

jugdish said...

I've done it. Wouldn't do it again. I was younger, so I blame that.


^^^^^

Beth said...

"I've done it. Wouldn't do it again. I was younger, so I blame that."

Yeah, add me to that list too.

BLUE said...

"but how fast are your training runs?"

fucking annihilate you

jugdish said...

but how fast are your training runs?


im not too fast...im not training for anything inparticular, so anywhere between 8:30 - 9:30 a minute depending on how far i go

BLUE said...

shit, i sleep with a married woman all the fucking time...and i don't regret it.

jugdish said...

unless im running the 40

Beth said...

"fucking annihilate you"

Well I'm not talking about 40 yards so his answer has nothing to do with fitness.

Beth said...

"im not too fast...im not training for anything inparticular, so anywhere between 8:30 - 9:30 a minute depending on how far i go"

That's cool, at least you're really running. I hate the people who go on and on about their races and running and then I find out they "run" like 14 minute miles.

Oh and "8:30 - 9:30 a minute" is some good HDH there.

jugdish said...

Oh and "8:30 - 9:30 a minute" is some good HDH there.


it is

you meant what i knew

ive had some good hdh lately.

H said...

"never ends well."

I was fortunate on this end. I ended it with her before it got out of hand (she dropped the L word on me), and we remain good friends. She also got divorced and remarried, and is much happier now.

jugdish said...

I went to a Red Sox game with her and hubby too, which makes it extra scumbaggy.


i wouldn't be caught at a red sox game either


s

H said...

"i wouldn't be caught at a red sox game either"

Well played.

H said...

I don't think i could come close to a 14 minute mile. I'm awfully out of shape. It is getting out of hand.

H said...

everyone leave?

Meiz said...

Mad busy, you

My Team Is The Gay said...

"Tattoo: Da plane, Boss. Da plane.

EP: RUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!"

you double dragoned me on the plane jokes now your making them

i dont even know who you are anymore

My Team Is The Gay said...

in person beer would have been a total shock

albany sucks

My Team Is The Gay said...

while your on vacation you should time to ship it clambake face

My Team Is The Gay said...

pulled pork in the slow cooker

det

My Team Is The Gay said...

got a chicken stock working too
feel like cooking today

Steve said...

looks like not only does Kendra Wilkinson have a sex tape but it's a gangbang.

My Team Is The Gay said...

i'm just off for the sake of being off

My Team Is The Gay said...

yeah that story gets greater every minute

jugdish said...

I don't think i could come close to a 14 minute mile. I'm awfully out of shape. It is getting out of hand.



what's your 40 time?


s

My Team Is The Gay said...

"I don't think i could come close to a 14 minute mile. I'm awfully out of shape. It is getting out of hand."

your out of shape?

wow, didn't see that coming

My Team Is The Gay said...

beff is worth eating shit for. i would drag my dong through a mile of broken glass to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

/steve


LAUGH OUT LOUD

Keef said...

comment

Steve said...

I want one

Steve said...

Avatar:

Not a bad flick at all, worth the rental. Like a cross between The Matix and Dances with Wolves.

Overhyped though.

tem said...

final point from me re: tax talk.

looking at the 90% bracket from way back in the day is also misleading because it was jacked up that way because of WWI. back then the government paid for wars with cash instead of defecit spending.

also in the 70s, the other point in time people like to use or comparison, the tax system got all fucked up. taxes rose like 60% over a 3 year period in the early 70s. they quickly readjusted.

jugdish said...

re: avatar

i have heard that it is pretty cool in 3D. someone told me they might release it again in 3D, and that I should go see it if they do

Keef said...

You might should go see it

Steve said...

"i have heard that it is pretty cool in 3D"

yea, i think that would have made a big difference. definitely a theater movie.

jugdish said...

You might should go see it


i will if they release it again

Meiz said...

"pulled pork in the slow cooker"


You mean pork butt or pork shoulder, no?

Spaceman Spiff said...

just buy a new 3D tv and wait for the 3D dvd to come out

jugdish said...

just buy a new 3D tv and wait for the 3D dvd to come out


I don't have anywhere to put it, and we don't have basements in Houston

BLUE said...

"You mean pork butt or pork shoulder, no?
"

nope he pulls his pork before cooking, and it has nothing to do with the meal

Meiz said...

Hungarian

BLUE said...

i'm gonna take you by surprise and make you realize....amanda

jugdish said...

nope he pulls his pork before cooking, and it has nothing to do with the meal



snack wrap

/cmep

Keef said...

I talkt* to rev yesterday. He has Grand Canyon chills

Meiz said...

"nope he pulls his pork before cooking, and it has nothing to do with the meal"


Hey-ooooo

tem said...

did keef meet up with rev?

BLUE said...

"I talkt* to rev yesterday. He has Grand Canyon chills"


there's always a breeze there

Keef said...

Drinking and golf didn't mix for a Jacksonville man attending The Players Championship on Friday.
Travis Parmelee, 36, was shocked with a Taser and arrested after becoming belligerent with hole marshals and St. Johns County sheriff's deputies. He was charged with disorderly intoxication and resisting arrest without violence

Keef said...

"did keef meet up with rev?"


No. Couldn't break away yesterday

Meiz said...

"I talkt* to rev yesterday. He has Grand Canyon chills"


Did he use his normal voice or the velveeta-y* radio voice?

Keef said...

"Did he use his normal voice or the velveeta-y* radio voice?"


Normal, I assume.

It sounded like he was eating. (s)

Meiz said...

Bossman ♥ undermining my work when the new people are around. Fucking dickhead.

jugdish said...

Normal, I assume.

It sounded like he was eating. (s)


was he breathing heavy?

My Team Is The Gay said...

"You mean pork butt or pork shoulder, no?"

yes

Keef said...

"was he breathing heavy?"

No but he kept saying nom nom nom. Is that italian or something?

tem said...

it's indian.

he was telling his wife "lower, lower, lower"

BLUE said...

maybe it was short for namaste

BLUE said...

indians like to say that

BLUE said...

dot indians i should say


feather indians don't say anything except "where's my liquor"

tem said...

they also say "please gamble more"

tem said...

and "many wampum"

tem said...

kod hates us now.

tem said...

kod hates us now

Steve said...

"where's my liquor"

"please gamble more"

if only their women were promiscuous. i'd be spending all my money in Cherokee.

Beth said...

"kod hates us now"

Nah, not just now.

s

tem said...

yeah i was expecting kod to say "what do you mean now?"

or someone to at least type that and give it the "/kod"

BLUE said...

they also say, "quit peeing on my teepee"

Beth said...

"give it the "/kod"

With kod's history that phrase can have a totally different meaning that what you intended...

tem said...

they never say that.

Beth said...

Maybe they say "don't pee on my teepee and tell me it's raining".

tem said...

"With kod's history that phrase can have a totally different meaning that what you intended...
"

good point

BLUE said...

"they never say that"

they said that to me

BLUE said...

because i was peeing on their teepee

Steve said...

what a shame

just a reminder

tem said...

no you weren't

BLUE said...

nothing shameful about that...the only shame is that I wasn't there

Steve said...

she's lost a step. not by normal girl standards but by celebrity standards.

they have one job. look hot.

Beth said...

Miss USA contestant photos that will actually get your attention.

If people are complaining that they are "too sexy" that's probably a step in the right direction.

sfw

BLUE said...

"no you weren't"


yes i was

BLUE said...

proof for tem

sfw

Meiz said...

This day sucks

BLUE said...

miss alaska has a fucked up nose

BLUE said...

how come meiz can't meet miss wisconsin


she's probably not hot enough though

BLUE said...

who knew ru paul was from Washington DC

BLUE said...

miss idaho looks tasty

BLUE said...

i've been to montana, never seen anyone that looks like that there.

BLUE said...

ditto for wyoming

BLUE said...

miss georgia looks like that tranny that eddie murphy hooked up with

BLUE said...

miss colorado, quite the disappointment

Keef said...

mize isn't talking about the "real live girl". He must of* found captain winky

BLUE said...

aitch should go find miss rhode island

BLUE said...

miss virginia...yes please

BLUE said...

miss maine looks like an ugly drew berrymore

BLUE said...

miss pennsylvania looks like Kim K without the golden shower

Keef said...

"miss maine looks like an ugly drew berrymore"


dept of redundancy dept

BLUE said...

"dept of redundancy dept"


no, uglier

Keef said...

yikes

BLUE said...

well, that's maine for ya

BLUE said...

rockies play 2, 2 game "series" next week..that's weird

tem said...

sigh, mis wava looks not so good.

Meiz said...

"what a shame"


That what she gets for letting hockey players run through that snatch

My Team Is The Gay said...

how dare tem say alexas texias sucks

BLUE said...

"how dare tem say alexas texias sucks"


he's probably right

Meiz said...

"how come meiz can't meet miss wisconsin"


Word up

Meiz said...

"mize isn't talking about the "real live girl". He must of* found captain winky"


Interesting theory

My Team Is The Gay said...

i dont like porn stars that look like michelle pfeiffer

BLUE said...

LP prefers his porn stars to look like dirk diggler

BLUE said...

i'm getting very sleepy

JFreak said...

That's because you're old.

Keef said...

Seattle Mariners star Ken Griffey Jr. missed a chance to enter an unspecified game last week as a pinch hitter because he was asleep in the clubhouse, according to a report from the Tacoma News Tribune.

Meiz said...

Junior runs Seattle

JFreak said...

Report: Ken Griffey Jr. slept through pinch hitting opportunity

hilarity.

JFreak said...

damnit keith.

Scooped me.

Keef said...

FACE!

Keef said...

"Junior runs Seattle"


I thoat* the Breer's* guy runs seattle

Keef said...

lull

Meiz said...

"I thoat* the Breer's* guy runs seattle"


Also true. Jack Z.

BLUE said...

nobody runs seattle

Meiz said...

Anybody wanna make a Keeper trade? I need flexibility.

tem said...

"how dare tem say alexas texias sucks"

bait that you missed.

you missed all the bait i was throwing out there.

tem said...

i'll trade people on my keep team.

i'll trade my team rights. i don't even pay attention to the keeper league.

i'll also trade in the other league. my team sucks.

Keef said...

"Anybody wanna make a Keeper trade? I need flexibility."

What do you want

BLUE said...

i've got some availability in the keeper league toto

My Team Is The Gay said...

"Anybody wanna make a Keeper trade? I need flexibility."

meow

BLUE said...

you want frankie gutierrez?

BLUE said...

you want the fonz?

BLUE said...

you want kinsler or cano?

Keef said...

not for strasburg

Meiz said...

I have no idea what I want. I'll have to look at home

Keef said...

line of customers out the door?

s

BLUE said...

too much sporcle to make trdades

Spaceman Spiff said...

WFT gif

BLUE said...

34/48

for shame

BLUE said...

oops i mean 39

Keef said...

freak
Your new name/pic is Ohhhhhhhh...splat

Keef said...

32/48

Keef said...

I thought one of them was sloth

Keef said...

goddman spoiler

Meiz said...

My liver hurts

Meiz said...

Fuck. Barely gonna make rent this month. Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck.

Meiz said...

FUCK

My Team Is The Gay said...

fuck

Spaceman Spiff said...

38/48 thought one of them was dom deluise

jugdish said...

Phuck

Keef said...

"Fuck. Barely gonna make rent this month. Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck."


You might should have to dip into the excess

Keef said...

"Fuck. Barely gonna make rent this month. Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck."


That's what you get for spending big on a real girl hooker

Keef said...

"Fuck. Barely gonna make rent this month. Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck."


Sell more t-shirts

Keef said...

Lovin every minute of it

loving every minute of it

Keef said...

block

Keef said...

bold

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