Thursday, May 20, 2010

Thursdish: Blogger sucks!!!

I have no idea if this will actually post because blogger sucked ass tonight.

Its official, my posting streak is over. It was a good run, except the exact opposite. Sometimes I disappeared for months at a time, so maybe the streak doesn't really count. Either way, I've already typed more characters on this post than what H averaged on his posts, so I feel pretty good about that. I plan to do a cribs post one of these days, as soon as everyone moves out of my house. Maybe I'll do a work cribs too, so you can see the old as hell government building I work in...Thanks Obama!

The NBA playoffs have not sucked me, they have just sucked. This is really my first year watching the NHL playoffs from the beginning, but they have been much better! I'm actually starting to enjoy watching hockey more than basketball. It is definitely a more exciting game, and the closer games are more exciting at the end of the game. I'd rather see a team pull their goalie and be desperate to score than watch 20 minutes worth of guys shooting free throws while running 38 seconds off the clock...but that's just me. The hockey play by play guys are way better too. However, it looks like it will be a Boston/LA finals. Despite O:FB, I'll be pulling for Boston for the simple fact that I don't want to see Kobe get another ring. I'm a hater.

I don't think its an official post by Jug if I didn't tell you that this weekend I am going here to visit a friend of mine. I'm actually heading there Saturday morning, I have a beer pong party to attend on Friday night.

As promised, below is the country music video of the week. It got late and the embedding thing wasn't working for me...so maybe next week. D- for sure. CoLOV, but most of the country I listen to is not mainstream, so that's what I'll be posting for awhile. This is Cross Canadian Ragweed. They were the headliner at the Music Festival/Ski Trip I went on in January. Tem, when you come down here to visit, schedule it around one of these outdoor music festivals...they are bad ass! NS

Alabama

As a bonus and to go along with Kod's "who smokes and who doesn't" question, here is another one.

Boys From Oklahoma

P.S. Driod phones have porn apps...lots of porn apps.

Talk...

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Spaceman Spiff said...

"Landis comes clean on PED use"

[b]S[/b]HOCKING

"Landis detailed extensive, consistent use of the red blood cell booster erythropoietin (commonly known as EPO), testosterone, human growth hormone and frequent blood transfusions, along with female hormones and a one-time experiment with insulin, during the years that he rode for the U.S. Postal Service and Switzerland-based Phonak teams."

jeebus


"Landis said he has kept all of his journals and diaries and has offered to share them with U.S. anti-doping authorities in recent meetings. He added that he has given officials detailed information on how athletes are beating drug testing."

stop snitchin'
"

Spaceman Spiff said...

goddman preview

H said...

Lots of words

I started off doing good posts too, Jug. We'll see how long it lasts.

H said...

P.S. Nice post

jugdish said...

We'll see how long it lasts.


^^^^^^

jugdish said...

[b]S[/b]HOCKING



ymsoab!

tem said...

"We'll see how long it lasts."

twss

jugdish said...

tps is irritating today.

BLUE said...

good post jug...you had me captivated

BLUE said...

tem...tax question

Lets say the builder fucks up and has to push the close date back a few weeks. They're going to pay all additional expenses like storage and additional rent because of their fuckup...does that have to be reported as income to the IRS?

If your company was in the situation would they send a 1099 to the people they are reimbursing?

BLUE said...

looks like verlander has regained form

Go Cubs Go said...

I'm gonna fucking bitch-out the new guy some time. Its inevitable. The 1st words out of his mouth pissed me the fuck off today.

jugdish said...

The 1st words out of his mouth pissed me the fuck off today.


new guy: Hi Mize!

Go Cubs Go said...

Some dude was knocking on the window 5 minutes before opening, like I was gonna let him in. Shit was hilarious. Go fuck yourself, buddy. Should have been here yesterday, like you said you were gonna be.

Go Cubs Go said...

"new guy: Hi Mize!"


Not even close

BLUE said...

new guy: Nice glasses, why don't you get lasik?

jugdish said...

new guy: i didn't expect to get a raise so soon.

BLUE said...

organized tebow activities have ended for this week.

BLUE said...

new guy: what's the difference between shipping and mailing?

jugdish said...

new guy: do you want some of this chilli? i made a HUGE pot in my kitchen last night.

Go Cubs Go said...

The new kid's got the personality of...

Well something with absolutely no personality at all. I can't believe this fuckstick.

BLUE said...

"Well something with absolutely no personality at all."

they hired EP?

jugdish said...

new guy: i found the stash of 128 mb sticks of ram in the back

BLUE said...

new guy: do you want to come over and watch my digital cable?

El Padrino said...

landis hilarity

wonder if freak is crying

jugdish said...

they hired EP?


he's getting paid under the table

El Padrino said...

"they hired EP?"

talk about left field

jugdish said...

new guy: i got laid again last night

BLUE said...

new guy: the cubs are awesome, can't wait til they come play here

BLUE said...

new guy: how come you always say "that's how I roll"

BLUE said...

new guy: Bomani Jones is an idiot

BLUE said...

new guy: Meiz, was your mom a prostitute?

jugdish said...

new guy: really? that was your sister?




wadr

jugdish said...

new guy: can i borrow 5 bucks?

Go Cubs Go said...

"new guy: i got laid again last night"


Oh, this kid's gotta be a virgin. I will be SAS if it turns out otherwise.

Unless he turns out to be some kind of lyrical poet outside of work.

BLUE said...

new guy: that dummy chick sure is smart

Go Cubs Go said...

"new guy: Meiz, was your mom a prostitute?"


High-larity

kod said...

nice post Jug!

El Padrino said...

beckett has been so awful, now on the dl, time to cut bait

El Padrino said...

mets gonna fir* manuel soon

i dont think they should
especially if they are going to replace him with bob melvin

El Padrino said...

lackey available in keeper

El Padrino said...

meiz do you want to swap dick weeks for phillips?

tem said...

If your company was in the situation would they send a 1099 to the people they are reimbursing?


no we would not.

tem said...

"They're going to pay all additional expenses like storage and additional rent because of their fuckup...does that have to be reported as income to the IRS?
"

i do not think so.

Steve said...

"When CBS News tried to reach the beach, covered in oil, a boat of BP contractors with two Coast Guard officers on board told us to turn around under threat of arrest. Coast Guard officials said they are looking into the incident."

link

gonna get ugly.


I'm bummed i missed the "New Guy" run. well done.

Go Cubs Go said...

"meiz do you want to swap dick weeks for phillips?"


Sure

Go Cubs Go said...

Nice golf picks, Andy.

El Padrino said...

done

jugdish said...

new guy: Andy, did you make your golf picks?

tem said...

new guy: i played for george karl back in the day

tem said...

i don't think the suns can hang with the lakers.

i think the magic can make it a series against boston.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i hope the suns are actually really good but the lakers are just better, would suck to get to the finals on a roll then realize its the same situation as the magic, where the previous teams sucked and a team playing like boston ends up pushing them around

Spaceman Spiff said...

possible because the jazz were tiny and didnt have their whole team, and he suns are tiny

Spaceman Spiff said...

xnij officially in effect

tem said...

"i hope the suns are actually really good but the lakers are just better"

i think this the case.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"
wonder if freak is crying"

wondering this too. freak you using your socks to wipe up tears this time?

tem said...

bos vs la finals will get great tv ratings.

Spaceman Spiff said...

leaving for vacation tonight

2 days san francisco/4 days napa

food should be good, gonna try that salumeria i saw on food network, and gonna try a thomas keller joint

DET

El Padrino said...

i got a lunch meeting piece out

El Padrino said...

food should be good, gonna try that salumeria i saw on food network, and gonna try a thomas keller joint

DET

nice work, have fun

Cosentino's joint

good choice

tem said...

you get san fran / napa, i get buford ga

tem said...

that lady who wanted the $42M from the glitchy slot machine got 20 dollars and 18 cents.

tem said...

should have just asked for the posted jackpot of 251k and been done with it.

she is dumb.

jugdish said...

should have just asked for the posted jackpot of 251k and been done with it.


those questions are better asked through a lawyer

tem said...

she had a lawyer that asked for 42M i think.

jugdish said...

she should have spilled some coffee on her crotch instead

El Padrino said...

"that lady who wanted the $42M from the glitchy slot machine got 20 dollars and 18 cents."

wonder is she has to pay taxes on that

jugdish said...

WWLpD?

Spaceman Spiff said...

santana moss got HGH from that doctor, allegedly

probly get suspended

Spaceman Spiff said...

tyler's twitter is mostly a woe-fest

Spaceman Spiff said...

no megan fox for transformers 3

Steve said...

"no megan fox for transformers 3"

will probably improve the movie. except for the running and out of breath scenes. those won't be better.

Go Cubs Go said...

New guy: I got these pants for $8


Mize: I noticed

Beth said...

Well done hilarity all around on the new guy quotes.

Go Cubs Go said...

Snap. New guy's planning on getting married soon?

A) I'm shocked

B) When will these kids stop wanting to get married in their early/mid 20s?

Beth said...

And congrats on losing the posting virginity Jug!

Keef said...

New guy: Is that a baby bump, Andy?

Go Cubs Go said...

"New guy: Is that a baby bump, Andy?"


Unwarranted, but not unfunny

Go Cubs Go said...

I miss Zeke's musk

tem said...

" Tem, when you come down here to visit, schedule it around one of these outdoor music festivals"

when is a good one down there?

tem said...

i always wanted to get married in my early 20s.

then when i got to my early 20s i decided that was dumb.

then when i got to my late 20s i decided that it was dumb.

now in my early 30s it might not be dumb. probably is though.

tem said...

wall

jugdish said...

And congrats on losing the posting virginity Jug!


thanks. I'm still a little sore.

jugdish said...

when is a good one down there?


usually mid October...Ziegenbock Music festival

Keef said...

"when is a good one down there?"


nerve*

jugdish said...

nerve*


Ziegenbock is always a good time. They have gotten more strict as far as leaving the park to tailgate though. The first few years they had it they were not smat.

jugdish said...

headline: "Report: Landis Admits Doping, Fingers Armstrong"



suddenly doping is not the worse* thing he has done

kod said...

Well done hilarity all around on the new guy quotes.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


agreed 100% Fun Ketchup

Keef said...

"headline: "Report: Landis Admits Doping, Fingers Armstrong""


gross

BLUE said...

first freddy now lance?

Go Cubs Go said...

Trade accepted, LP

Go Cubs Go said...

Heading to the park for some quality time with the river

jugdish said...

new guy: can i go with you?

Go Cubs Go said...

Mize: NO! YOU WILL SIT IN THE BACK AND BE SILENT!

Go Cubs Go said...

Okay, I'm out

Keef said...

New guy: Thank God he finally left

jugdish said...

new guy: he's an angry elf!

BLUE said...

new guy: time for sporcles

BLUE said...

new guy: hey meiz, why don't you accept my friend request on FB.

BLUE said...

only 20/32

hanging head in shame

El Padrino said...

it's nice out

El Padrino said...

new guy: who put this pedestial here?

El Padrino said...

i hate interleague play

jugdish said...

new guy: mize, how many games have the brewers lost in a row again?

El Padrino said...

new guy : I made chilli last night.

BLUE said...

"new guy : I made chilli last night."

funny

jugdish said...

new guy: mize, can you get me in the klan?

jugdish said...

new guy: i remember seeing you around school, but i don't remember you being on the basketball team.

jugdish said...

wall

kod said...

new guy: "is it cool if I just spread my newspaper across the counter like this?"

jugdish said...

new guy: why do you poop so much?

jugdish said...

new guy: have you accepted the lord as your savior mize?

jugdish said...

i laughed a little after i typed that last one

BLUE said...

my "newer" link is missing from top of the page

BLUE said...

new guy: "why do you keep calling yourself deluxe?"

Spaceman Spiff said...

"my "newer" link is missing from top of the page"

wait to see if it pops up when we've reached 201 comments

Spaceman Spiff said...

tommy hanson got destroyed today, goddman thought i was gonna actually win a matchup this week

Steve said...

"wait to see if it pops up when we've reached 201 comments"

i think that was his point.

Steve said...

"new guy: who put this pedestial here?"


i think this one was my favorite

Spaceman Spiff said...

walk off grand slam for the braves

in keefs face

Spaceman Spiff said...

7 runs in the 9th

jugdish said...

clutch

Steve said...

TPS has been killing me.

Steve said...

unacceptable.

Spaceman Spiff said...

scratch that, forgot to start hanson in the keeper, suite

BLUE said...

"wait to see if it pops up when we've reached 201 comments"


so tomorrow, got it.

Keef said...

Do you like pina coladas?

Or getting caught in the rain?

Keef said...

"new guy: time for sporcles"


hilarity

Keef said...

"new guy: who put this pedestial here?"



mize: What's a pedestial?

Keef said...

Any size Thirstbusters for $.79 is the better

Keef said...

"walk off grand slam for the braves

in keefs face"


Motherfucker

Keef said...

And I have McCann & Heyward on my $ team and they combine to go 0-8. Double woe

kod said...

damn, I made a prop bet on the Reds in the 8th. WFT

Keef said...

Going into an old shitty Circle K that doesn't have the full selection of fountain soda is the worse

kod said...

"I WANT MY FRESCA DAMMIT"

/Keith

Keef said...

I wanted a cherry coke.

El Padrino said...

warren buffet drinks a cherry coke everyday

El Padrino said...

new guy : Pep is the worst bartender ever.

El Padrino said...

new guy : Meiz should I ship this or mail it?

Go Cubs Go said...

Cherry Coke is delicious

El Padrino said...

new guy : is there mold in this store?

kod said...

"new guy: what's the difference between shipping and mailing?"

"new guy : Meiz should I ship this or mail it?" (EP)

"new guy: do you want some of this chilli? i made a HUGE pot in my kitchen last night."

"new guy : I made chilli last night." (EP)


-Nice to see EP El Padrino two jokes over 139 comments; impressive sir (ns)

BLUE said...

new guy: why does ep repeat everybody's jokes?

kod said...

was that a DOUBLE DRAGON? or i2i

BLUE said...

it was a little of both maybe

jugdish said...

new guy: mize, where do babies come from?

kod said...

new guy: "I only applied because I hear you guys have great health insurance"

kod said...

new guy: "I've always wanted to work for UPS"

El Padrino said...

they are different variations

and mine are funnier

Keef said...

NOT

Keef said...

new guy: Hey Andy, let's go get some drinks. I made a bunch of OT on the last paycheck

BLUE said...

jug is going to watch the amazing ubaldo tonight

Keef said...

"warren buffet drinks a cherry coke everyday"

regular soda is too sweet for me so I'll fill it up with diet and splash cherrky coke or dr. pepper or something like that to get the flavor

Go Cubs Go said...

"regular soda is too sweet for me"


You're older than Packer

El Padrino said...

"regular soda is too sweet for me so I'll fill it up with diet and splash cherrky coke or dr. pepper or something like that to get the flavor"

ok weirdo

jugdish said...

jug is going to watch the amazing ubaldo tonight

correct...just filled up a flask

Spaceman Spiff said...

"regular soda is too sweet for me"

weird since you can handle the sweetness of sweet tea vodker with simply lemonade, which i find to be on the brink of being too sweet, much sweeter than say coke

Keef said...

"ok weirdo"

Said the guy who can't eat white food

Keef said...

"weird since you can handle the sweetness of sweet tea vodker with simply lemonade, which i find to be on the brink of being too sweet, much sweeter than say coke"


Drinking coke doesn't get me fuckt* up

Spaceman Spiff said...

*sweet carolina sweet tea vodker

never tried firefly or anything else

Spaceman Spiff said...

OIC

Keef said...

"You're older than Packer"


ok

Keef said...

"never tried firefly or anything else"


jeremiah weed is ok

Spaceman Spiff said...

freaks post on landis

jugdish said...

Mize: NO! YOU WILL SIT IN THE BACK AND BE SILENT!

new guy: mize, I think i see your string.

Keef said...

hilarity

jugdish said...

freaks post on landis


he's a suite kid

Keef said...

Then again, I could be entirely wrong. And Floyd could be another Tyler Hamilton.


Apology accepted

Keef said...

wall

Go Cubs Go said...

I'm tired

Go Cubs Go said...

Musta been the fishing

Keef said...

Yeah it's a tiring activity


s

Go Cubs Go said...

It did make make my back hurt, though

Keef said...

how many did you catch

Go Cubs Go said...

8 rock bass

Go Cubs Go said...

some older guy was saying some kid pulled out a monster yesterday.

kod said...

wow, today was rough


woewoewoewoewoe


5 days until vacation


eoweoweoweoweow

Go Cubs Go said...

Goddammit. Zaun should have gotten hit by that pitch. Instead, the ball hits off the knob of the bat.

Keef said...

Get lost old man

Go Cubs Go said...

He's pathetic

kod said...

Go Southern Miss!

Go Cubs Go said...

Naturally

Go Cubs Go said...

I think this version of Norton I got is fucking up my shit. Maybe shoulda stayed low-level

Todd Packer said...

"5 days until vacation"

wasn't there just a kod vacation a few weeks ago

Go Cubs Go said...

Yeah, fuck you people and your vacations

Todd Packer said...

"new guy" stuff was funny

isiah thompson said...

Driod phones



Bravo!

Todd Packer said...

"You're older than Packer"

i don't like regular soda.... never did. i was raised on Tab.

Todd Packer said...

nice 1st effort, jug... although i didn't even think about clicking on the country links

Todd Packer said...

i've pretty much missed the last 3 weeks of LoV because of tps.... i played a little ketchup earlier, but ran out of gas

Todd Packer said...

i'm sas the marriage ref is still on tv

Go Cubs Go said...

""new guy" stuff was funny"


Indeed

Go Cubs Go said...

I just had mad bacon.

Go Cubs Go said...

Can we fucking get to bnewer?

H said...

no

JFreak said...

Who did meiz lose a bet to for the cubs name?

JFreak said...

also, i'm goddman tired, good night.

jugdish said...

nice 1st effort, jug... although i didn't even think about clicking on the country links



give it a listen...its not country like you hear on the radio

jugdish said...

block

jugdish said...

bold

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