Friday, May 07, 2010

They all look alike

I think Chad Ford and Mel Kiper Jr should swap places. Let Mel handle the NBA draft and Chad the NFL draft. Kipe can talk about how far Jon Scheyer has dropped and what a great value he is once he goes. And Chad can rave about the wingspan of Dez Bryant or how "quick to the spot" Brandon Graham is. I believe in hilarity and I believe in hilarity ensuing. The Lawrence Taylor story saddens me. I mean I don't pretend to know him but when you grow up a Giants fan, in my era, he was the best and might still be the best linebacker ever. He isn't a good person obviously but rape is rape. It's ain't funny. Piggybacking on yesterday news, fat boy who threw the ball 80 yards from his knees at the combine a few years ago was released. So that ends that. Wonder if this made Ryan Leaf happy? Or Lane Kiffin. I'm at work really early cuz of the market. They still don't know why the Dow dropped to 1000 in about 46 seconds, crippling over a dozen stocks bringing them to pennies. But you don't care. It's my fault. The Magic haven't lost a playoff game yet. But SG doesn't trust Vinsanity in a big spot so no worries they won't win the whole shebang. I shit you not like 3 dudes on last night's train home looked very similar to the Times Square bomber. You just can't tell, they blend. Unlike Vincent LaGuardia Gambini. He was a fool anyway, he had a getaway car parked 8 blocks from the bomb he left but forgot the keys in the bomb car. He might be on that dumb criminal show now. Back to the Los Hawks for a minute. Do they play defense? I watched like 10 real minutes of the game and the Magic got off like 8 uncontested threes. Someone should coach them. I read an article about baseball merging leagues. That would not be cool. You know we have an immigrant problem when the most poopular team in the USA is Team Mexico. Is an 8 seed gonna win the Cup? Do you care? Well I guess I'll step aside and let the fireworks begin. T, Summer Ale. I got you son.

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My Team Is The Gay said...

let's party

My Team Is The Gay said...

Bangladeshi Donnie Brasco

cool read

Beth said...

"I believe in hilarity and I believe in hilarity ensuing."

Yeah, we can tell from your constant HDH.

My Team Is The Gay said...

Bill Walton read is solid asswell

My Team Is The Gay said...

i give you guys gems

My Team Is The Gay said...

Unemployment numbers came in at 9.9%, they were expecting 9.7%

however 290,000 jobs were created in April

My Team Is The Gay said...

I was referring to mexico's scoccer team in the post y'all

My Team Is The Gay said...

Among the major worker groups, the unemployment rate for whites (9.0 percent) edged up in April, while the rates for adult men (10.1 percent), adult women (8.2 percent), teenagers (25.4 percent), blacks (16.5 percent), and Hispanics (12.5 percent) showed little or no change. The jobless rate for Asians was 6.8 percent.



fucking gooks DO WORK

My Team Is The Gay said...

"The number of long-term unemployed (those jobless for 27 weeks and over) continued to trend up over the month, reaching 6.7 million."

thanks obama!

My Team Is The Gay said...

this place really sucks
maybe we should retire

Beth said...

We need some new blood. EP, get cmep commenting on here.

BLUE said...

suck

tem said...

beth could recruit fmbeth

The Rev said...

So what happened, EP? Were you the one who fat fingered the trade yesterday to drop the
Dow?

http://www.myfoxphilly.com/dpp/good_day_philadelphia/Panic_Ensued_After_Fat_Finger_Trade_050710

BLUE said...

this was a post of freakian proportions

tem said...

the market going down was a terrorist computer attack.

BLUE said...

good link rev

tem said...

a virus uploaded onto computers of wall street people who were watching porn at work.

The Rev said...

Fat fingering

tem said...

"this was a post of freakian proportions"

this post was better than thursdays.

The Rev said...

Yeah, I spaced on the link.

Did not sleep well last night. I'm waiting for my pre-flight coffee.

tem said...

you going to see keef now?

BLUE said...

rev was worried all night about flying

My Team Is The Gay said...

that's not what happened rev go back to sleep

The Rev said...

It appears I picked a busy weekend to see Keef.

We'll see.

The Rev said...

I don't know if it was flying, but I was stressed about something.

Heart was racing everytime I drifted off to sleep. Kept waking me up. It pisses me off.

Beth said...

"beth could recruit fmbeth"

No I couldn't.

tem said...

you could. but you won't.

BLUE said...

hi beth

tem said...

rev is nervous about getting to meet keef.

tem said...

do they shake hands? does he bear hug him? will keef have cheez whiz?
does he talk to cmk at all? will csil be there? what if there isn't enough food?

all these questions are running through his head.

BLUE said...

can he pass gas in front of keith.

is keith going to keith sanchez him right away

where's the best wing place

why can't I find zeke.

BLUE said...

does this burka make me look fat?

why is everyone staring at me

are they going to ask me to buy a second seat on the plane

do they have those seatbelt extenders

should I have upgraded to first class..
is there enough food in first class
did they refill the food cart

My Team Is The Gay said...

wait, is there cheese in this white bag?

The Rev said...

Will they have one of those body scanners at the airport, and will it be able to see my junk?

The Rev said...

Does anyone sell a TSA approved size jar of cheez whiz to get through security?

BLUE said...

i feel like doing 0 work today

BLUE said...

que bueno >>>>> cheez whiz

Beth said...

"you could. but you won't"

Actually I couldn't cause there is no such thing as a fmbeth anymore.

Beth said...

And hi blue.

tem said...

"Actually I couldn't cause there is no such thing as a fmbeth anymore."

ys, b?

Todd Packer said...

have a good trip, rev

Todd Packer said...

"Actually I couldn't cause there is no such thing as a fmbeth anymore."

beth got married?

Beth said...

"ys, b?"

Yep, the term bethgagement can now join the term temgagement.

BLUE said...

"ys, b?"


^^^^^^^

Beth said...

"beth got married?"

It's the other option.

BLUE said...

was this a mutual agreement?

BLUE said...

your idea?

BLUE said...

well, that's too bad Beth.

condolences or congratulations, whichever is in order

Todd Packer said...

"Yep, the term bethgagement can now join the term temgagement."

sorry to hear that, beth

Beth said...

Mostly my idea but then it became mutual. It's kind of a long story but basically I wasn't ready to get married anytime soon and he was and then I realized there must be a reason I wasn't ready so it ended.

There's more to it but that's enough for LOV.

Beth said...

Thanks blue and TP, it's been about a month now so I'm better.

My Team Is The Gay said...

"Yep, the term bethgagement can now join the term temgagement."

wft beth

i have a shoulder if you'd like to cry on it

Beth said...

"i have a shoulder if you'd like to cry on it"

I don't feel like stooping that much, it's not good for my back.

My Team Is The Gay said...

no no no
you sit down i stand

BLUE said...

"There's more to it but that's enough for LOV."

if it involves a sordid love affair with another woman, you can start posting on thursdays

tem said...

"condolences or congratulations, whichever is in order"

^^^


also 100% chance ep blew his load in his pants when he heard beth was bethgaged.

BLUE said...

"I realized there must be a reason I wasn't ready so it ended."

beth is smat

tem said...

but seriously, it sucks, but it'll get better.

soon the search for clbif will begin, if it hasn't already.

tem said...

"I don't feel like stooping that much, it's not good for my back."

hilarity

BLUE said...

damn, and to think I was just in Alabama, I could have drove over and helped you move out.

tem said...

soon beth will live in bethlanta.

Beth said...

"if it involves a sordid love affair with another woman, you can start posting on thursdays"

If that helps you out, sure we can go with that story.

Beth said...

"soon the search for clbif will begin, if it hasn't already."

What's the L stand for in clbif? Lady? Lad? Labrador retriever?

But nope, no searching for whatever that is for me for awhile. Taking a break.

My Team Is The Gay said...

"also 100% chance ep blew his load in his pants when he heard beth was bethgaged."

you heard that?

My Team Is The Gay said...

well bright side is, you are not a divorcee

My Team Is The Gay said...

But nope, no searching for whatever that is for me for awhile. Taking a break.

translation

gonna fuck random dudes for fun

My Team Is The Gay said...

meiz move to hotlanta

slumpbuster awaits
(wadr my lil cupcake)

BLUE said...

how long did it take for EP to make the phone call informing cmEP that he wants to see other people

tem said...

"What's the L stand for in clbif? Lady? Lad? Labrador retriever?"

rb, r?


l=lawyer

Beth said...

"l=lawyer"

Damn, I had a feeling I was missing something obvious.

Speaking of, hey kod, I hear you're about to be single for a week or so, want some company?

(s)

Beth said...

"slumpbuster awaits"

Change meiz to someiz and we may have a deal.

tem said...

did beth go just chicks now?

tem said...

if so el pad will bust another one in his pants

The Rev said...

I have a belly you can cry on if you want.

Monstruo said...

Lo siento, senorita isabella.

My Team Is The Gay said...

"if so el pad will bust another one in his pants"

plenty to go around

Beth said...

"did beth go just chicks now?"

Nah, not just chicks, I'm equal opportunity.

My Team Is The Gay said...

"I have a belly you can cry on if you want."

tummysticks?

The Rev said...

And you can invite three of your girlfriends to cry on it at the same time.

There's room for everyone.

My Team Is The Gay said...

beth you need anyone to kick ffmbeths ass?

The Rev said...

seriously... good luck with whatever you are looking for next

Beth said...

"beth you need anyone to kick ffmbeths ass?"

Funny in that you're not the first one to offer that. ns

The Rev said...

beth you need anyone to kick ffmbeths ass?



Or anyone to sit on him after his ass is kicked?

Beth said...

Thanks rev. The belly offer was very generous (but then again so is the belly).

tem said...

annihilate exfmbeth

My Team Is The Gay said...

"Funny in that you're not the first one to offer that. ns"

his fate is in your hands

Beth said...

Serious questions for you tem - from what you've said you are still friends with exfmtem. That's not weird for y'all? And did it take awhile to get back to being friends?

The Rev said...

Heading to the plane.

Talk at y'all later.

Beth said...

"Heading to the plane"

Wait, where are you going rev?

/ep

My Team Is The Gay said...

later rev

and remember, if you see something, say something

My Team Is The Gay said...

i think he's going to keef's house
gonna stay i the baby shit colored room

My Team Is The Gay said...

keef rev is gonna have to shower in your pool, put some extra shock in there

My Team Is The Gay said...

rev you are gonna flip out when you see keef's food situation

shit is just tuna and carrots

My Team Is The Gay said...

HSIL moves out

rev moves in

My Team Is The Gay said...

Ray Lewis wants to murder Tebow

at least that's how I read it

tem said...

"Serious questions for you tem - from what you've said you are still friends with exfmtem. That's not weird for y'all? And did it take awhile to get back to being friends?"

well we called it off and then dated still for another 4 months. after that we didn't talk for about 7 months. then we got back together for about 5 months. then we broke up again and were good friends until i started hanging out with cgtif. exfemtem did not handle that well. so now we never talk.

so...

12-98 - 7-06 dated
7-06 - 7-07 engaged
7-07 - 1-08 not engaged but still together
1-08 - 7-08 not talking
7-08 - 10-08 talking
10-08 - 2-09 dating
2-09 - 10-09 good friends
10-09 - present not talking due to exfem's reaction to cgtif

tem said...

"keef rev is gonna have to shower in your pool, put some extra shock in there"

you bathe in a pool

Keef said...

"It appears I picked a busy weekend to see Keef."


Pretty much

tem said...

but at the end of the day beth i will say that you and exfembeth will grow apart and hardly ever talk.


it's just that way...

tem said...

keef is only busy with work.

Keef said...

I was gonna wear the green shirt, too

ns

Todd Packer said...

"rev you are gonna flip out when you see keef's food situation

shit is just tuna and carrots"


cracked me up.... although i thought it was tuna and frozen cheese

Keef said...

"keef rev is gonna have to shower in your pool, put some extra shock in there"


How do you shower in a pool?

Keef said...

oic, tem covered that already

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Yep, the term bethgagement can now join the term temgagement."

love being right about that shit

/meiz

Keef said...

"keef is only busy with work."

Tonight. Got mom's day shit going on all day Sunday. rev is making a worthless trip to the hole in the ground tomorrow.

Keef said...

beth
gotta make a new cribs post on Thursday. Thanks & regards

Beth said...

Damn tem, that's some history you and exfmtem have. I don't see it ending where it is after that history, you both will end up at least friends again. (Thanks for the answer btw.)

But yeah, I could see me and exfmbeth never talking again. We haven't talked once since the official breakup. He did try calling me one time but I didn't pick up.

tem said...

"gotta make a new cribs post on Thursday. Thanks & regards"

why? maybe exfembeth still lives there.

or moved out but beth kept all the stuff.

Beth said...

"beth
gotta make a new cribs post on Thursday. Thanks & regards"

I refuse to do a 2nd one til everyone here does a 1st one.

tem said...

"you both will end up at least friends again."

once she starts dating someone we will be friends again.

but for now she is too jealous (i think).

tem said...

we were fine when she was dating some guy. but then they broke up and i started seeing cgtif. it went downhill fast from there.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"He did try calling me one time but I didn't pick up."

tem has a friend that can post the ring on ebay for you

Todd Packer said...

july is a busy month in temhio

Beth said...

"tem has a friend that can post the ring on ebay for you"

Tem's friend needs to contact exfmbeth for that.

tem said...

yeah that is wierd all that shit happens in july.

tem said...

fuck JULY

tem said...

"Tem's friend needs to contact exfmbeth for that."

if he sells it let me know if he splits the cash with you.

Steve said...

It's for the best Beth.

If he let a girl like you go then he was stupid. That means you would have had stupid kids and they would have had stupid kids.

An entire bloodline of stupid people all because of that doushebag.

Steve said...

You've done humanity a good service.

tem said...

i dislike seeing douchebag spelled with an 's'

bothers me a lot for some reason.

My Team Is The Gay said...

gold is 1200 an ounce, fuckhead should sell it

Spaceman Spiff said...

jeebus, steve with some epic knepping

tem said...

maybe it is platinum.

also he'll never get what he paid for the stone.

My Team Is The Gay said...

cgtif knows exfemtem though right?

My Team Is The Gay said...

"also he'll never get what he paid for the stone."

remove stone, sell ring

duh

and platnium is even higher

Keef said...

"I refuse to do a 2nd one til everyone here does a 1st one."

zeke, TP, kod, H, freak. Do work

Todd Packer said...

"jeebus, steve with some epic knepping"

yes

(now that i know what knepping means)

My Team Is The Gay said...

"I refuse to do a 2nd one til everyone here does a 1st one."

cribs?

we all did one
what am i missing, I smell a RIF

tem said...

"cgtif knows exfemtem though right?"

i believe they had a chance encounter before i met cgtif. i'm not sure if cgtif remembers it and i never will bring it up. it'll be a mystery unless cgtif speaks up.

tem said...

"we all did one
what am i missing,"

you are missing that we all didn't do one.

Keef said...

"tem has a friend that can post the ring on ebay for you"


hilarity

Todd Packer said...

"zeke, TP, kod, H, freak. Do work"

i'll see what i can do... like jug, i have a non-posting streak going

Beth said...

"we all did one
what am i missing, I smell a RIF"

Yes, RIF. But not on my part.

Keef said...

"we all did one
what am i missing, I smell a RIF"

What was in zeke's crib? And TP's?

Beth said...

"(now that i know what knepping means)"

I didn't until just now. And nothing wrong with some knepping, at least from a gal's point of view. So thanks steve.

Keef said...

I kind of wish the bethgagement story went that he found all the skeletons
wadr

tem said...

knepping = blank stare

tem said...

HUNGRY

Todd Packer said...

"And TP's?"

geritol, prunes, walkers and lots of couches

Spaceman Spiff said...

charles knepp

the original

Spaceman Spiff said...

beth, boobie, i'm your white knight

/steve

Keef said...

"Thanks blue and TP, it's been about a month now so I'm better."


Goddman holder outers

Keef said...

aja, sorry to hear about it, beth

ns

My Team Is The Gay said...

"What was in zeke's crib? And TP's?"

knew that, dammit

Todd Packer said...

"beth, boobie, i'm your white knight

/steve"


steve is not white

/ep

Keef said...

You might should see if you can keep the ring

My Team Is The Gay said...

"Yes, RIF. But not on my part."

i kno, i meant for me

My Team Is The Gay said...

"beth, boobie, i'm your white knight"

die hard

My Team Is The Gay said...

"You might should see if you can keep the ring"

you lose the HDH bet

pay up

S

Spaceman Spiff said...

"you lose the HDH bet"

you missed some stuff after you left yesterday

My Team Is The Gay said...

"you missed some stuff after you left yesterday"

always

Monstruo said...

South Africa police commissioner says he hopes the US loses just so Obama won't come.

Keef said...

"you lose the HDH bet

pay up"


Meiz said...
I might should go for a walk or something.

May 6, 2010 9:04 PM

Monstruo said...

*in the world cup of soccer

Spaceman Spiff said...

"“He’s got pretty good stuff but, let’s be honest here: I don’t think he’s got no-hit stuff,” said Atlanta starter Tim Hudson"

someone was bitter

My Team Is The Gay said...

that olsen kid

didnt he flirt with a no no with Florida like 2-3 years ago?

anyway he's pitching good so far

My Team Is The Gay said...

spiff's right

meiz is gonna revel in this bethtemgagement thing

BLUE said...

""“He’s got pretty good stuff but, let’s be honest here: I don’t think he’s got no-hit stuff,” said Atlanta starter Tim Hudson""

was he talking about ubaldo?

My Team Is The Gay said...

no blue, Olsen

Beth said...

"You might should see if you can keep the ring"

Yeah, a few of my friends thought I was crazy for giving it back. But the ring is for a promise of a future marriage and there's no future marriage so it seemed like the right thing to do.

exfmtem understands.

Keef said...

I'm wasting my time, but are we gonna do a reds/cubs bet, freak?

Keef said...

" But the ring is for a promise of a future marriage and there's no future marriage so it seemed like the right thing to do."


So your* nerve* getting married?

Keef said...

I guess the good news is that beth can go to the picnic now

Keef said...

repost:

Starbucks is offering 50% Off Frappuccino everyday from 3PM to 5PM until May 16

Beth said...

"So your* nerve* getting married?"

Not to him.

Monstruo said...

"I'm wasting my time, but are we gonna do a reds/cubs bet, freak?"

Sure.

1 day.

Keef said...

that's fine.

Keef said...

Most American voters think Arizona was right to pass its own immigration law, and think the Obama administration should wait and see how the new law works rather than try to stop it, according to a Fox News poll released Friday.

Spaceman Spiff said...

re: kendra
"And the documents referenced the explicit video material in plural terms, confirming that more than one tape was created. Multiple references in the document refer to "the Tapes.""

suite

My Team Is The Gay said...

i'm not sure they can stop it anyway, it's a state law

might cause AZ to secede

Spaceman Spiff said...

dem tits

good gawd

My Team Is The Gay said...

flapjacks

Spaceman Spiff said...

EPs getting spoiled

My Team Is The Gay said...

"There are things that are going to have to happen," Braden told CSN Bay Area on Wednesday. "Out of respect to my teammates, out of respect to the game. I think he's probably garnered a new respect for the unwritten rules and the people who hold them close to their game. But I think you're right, we don't do much talking in the 209."



hahaha the 209, stop it
arod would destroy you son

Steve said...

"i'm not sure they can stop it anyway, it's a state law"


sure they could. lots of states laws have been overturned by the court, which is what will probably end up happening, if anything.

Tucson and Flagstaff have voted to sue.

BLUE said...

i'm starting to buy into the tebow hype

Tebow can open a pinata with a wink and a smile

Cutting onions doesn't make tebow cry, it only makes him stronger.

Steve said...

"epic knepping"

why's it gotta be a white knight?

racist bastard.

Steve said...

this has been a fucked up Friday morning.

i think it's over though.

Steve said...

"Tebow can open a pinata with a wink and a smile

Cutting onions doesn't make tebow cry, it only makes him stronger."


those sound like Chuck Norris jokes

BLUE said...

the supreme court (of the USA) would have to determine that the law conflicts with the US constitution in order to overturn the law.

So somebody has to sue, and take it all the way to the supreme court before a determination could be made.

BLUE said...

"those sound like Chuck Norris jokes"

chuck norris, bill brasky, most interesting man in the world...guess what, they're all tim tebow

BLUE said...

and none of them compare to Macgruber

Steve said...

when Tim Tebow works out...the machines get stronger.

BLUE said...

this will all be awesome when he fails.

i'll have a tebow jersey on straitcashhomey

tem said...

tem says might should in real life a lot.

it is a common saying in Wava.

usually it is "i might should get me some of that (those)"

tem said...

"exfmtem understands."

no she doesn't.

Steve said...

now, that's a pair of jeans

My Team Is The Gay said...

you dont want this to fail
deep down in places you dont talk about in parties you root for tebow
you want him under center

My Team Is The Gay said...

and dont go running around here sayin you told us so when tebow works out

cuz we'll annihilate you for it

Meiz said...

rape

tem said...

where?

My Team Is The Gay said...

i want to play snood
but i dont want to download it

Meiz said...

"bethgagement"



Hey there

BLUE said...

i want him to succeed, of course I do.

I hated the pick, but he's a bronco now, gotta root for him.

plus the more he's around, he's a likeable dude if he's on your team.

BLUE said...

and I hate myself for saying that

Meiz said...

"spiff's right

meiz is gonna revel in this bethtemgagement thing"


No, I don't know Beth or exfembeth. He's probably a jagoff. Most lawyers are.

Meiz said...

"tem says might should in real life a lot."


Tem knows.

Meiz said...

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