Monday, May 24, 2010

There's new TOTPM

It doesn't bother mize, though.

Here's what happened this weekend.

Interleague play. I'm SAS that the National League won more games this go-around. It looks like the Mess are really putting it together and are ready to make a run for the pennant.

The Magic are awful. No idear how they swept through the first 2 rounds, unless Charlotte & the Hawks are really just that bad. Orlando has no playmakers on offense and they have 1 defender.

The Suns showed that they can shoot well at home. I'm not a Suns fan but I hate the Lakers so it was good to see the PHX win 1. I don't think they'll win another game, though. Celtics & Lakers final again. Yay. ETEO. I hate the NBA

In NHL news (that's hockey), the Jughawks are in the finals and will probably play Philly. I hate Philly, so I guess if I watcht* hockey I'd root for Chicago. cmk says I have to root for them since it's Chicago. Whatever

We were watching TV on Sunday and they showed the interview that Marv Albert had with Obamer. Obamer made the comment about LeBron would be a good fit for the Bulls and cmk says "LEBRON SIGNED WITH CHICAGO????" and I gave her a ::LIF::

RIP Lima Time. 37 is way too young to have a heart attack

Your people, Jug. Who knew that Griffey could throw down like that. Fuck Deadspin

This global warming thing is getting out of hand. It was 79° here on Sunday. Fuck you, Al Gore. ETEO

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El Padrino said...

"It looks like the Mess are really putting it together and are ready to make a run for the pennant."

thanks for the jinx as

BLUE said...

what keef really meant to say:

"in case you haven't noticed, and judging by attendance you haven't, the mess are starting to put it together and are threatening to climb out of the cellar"

BLUE said...

There's new SOTPM

*fized

El Padrino said...

the rotation is a mess but if reyes would wake up and bay starts hitting for power it's not a bad team at all

pennant talk is nuts for now though

El Padrino said...

Oh-swalt

that's how jon miller pronounces it

he's such a fat slob

El Padrino said...

os=oz

fat ass

El Padrino said...

good to see obama show some balls for once on the japan us military base

nice work barack hussein

El Padrino said...

"Kingston, Jamaica (CNN) -- Jamaican authorities declared a state of emergency in Kingston after gang members supportive of an alleged drug lord wanted by the United States attacked police stations and blockaded a large swath of the city."

this happens like twice a year

wft

Todd Packer said...

"It looks like the Mess are really putting it together and are ready to make a run for the pennant"

as.

Todd Packer said...

no way lima was only 37

El Padrino said...

lima was a character, he stunk for the most part but you never knew he stunk

i know he had that one awesome year in 1999

Todd Packer said...

lost ending was meh... could have been a lot better

BLUE said...

lima had a hot wife

Todd Packer said...

stayed home from work today.... i feel guilty now

BLUE said...

he was a good singer

El Padrino said...

"I never let hearsay and gossip determine what I think of a player, and I haven't with Jay,'' he said after the Bears' Saturday practice. "What I've seen in him so far is he has no flaws. None. He's got no ego. I'm sure I've not met anyone as intelligent as him at quarterback. He's been a great leader. He can make all the throws. His recognition of the defense at the snap of the ball is freaky, incredible. He sees things the way Kurt used to see them. He came to me with a completely open mind about this offense, and every day when I come to work, he's ready to learn. It tickles me. He's bought in so completely.''

Mike Martz is drunk

El Padrino said...

he was a good singer

^^

El Padrino said...

lima had a hot wife

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I ♥ spanish broads

El Padrino said...

fuck lost

El Padrino said...

let me guess they were in hell or purgatory the whole fucking time

they all died on the crash or some shit like that

Todd Packer said...

not a bad guess, ep

El Padrino said...

none of you will ever get back the time you wasted watching that drivel

hope your happy

meiz cue up the uncle joey

BLUE said...

i don't think she is spanish

El Padrino said...

mark it down

if the super bowl vote works out in meadowlands favor i'm going

Todd Packer said...

"none of you will ever get back the time you wasted watching that drivel"

says the guy who watched jersey shore

El Padrino said...

"says the guy who watched jersey shore"

your not part of chicken cutlet night now

El Padrino said...

"Man gets life in prison -- for stealing $4 package of socks..."


shit be calling me and calling me and calling me

/freak

tem said...

i will have to wiki lost to find out how it ended.

tem said...

lost sounds dumb

El Padrino said...

holy shit aniston is bangin

tem said...

yeah she is hot.

tem said...

good nose.

tem said...

did EA get kicked off that show yet?

El Padrino said...

i dont think so
she might be in the finals and she needs your votes

El Padrino said...

how was buford and beth?

El Padrino said...

did you have a threesome?

H said...

For the record, I am also in for the Chicago trip. Need some notice, but I don't need Jug to pay for me.

tem said...

"how was buford and beth?"

i leave this thursday.

jugdish said...

the Jughawks are in the finals


they could be called the Stevehawks too

jugdish said...

Oh-swalt

that's how jon miller pronounces it



that's how they say it here

El Padrino said...

that's how they say it here

ratards

H said...

"that's how they say it here"

I thought that's how everyone pronounced it. Well, except EP apparently.

jugdish said...

none of you will ever get back the time you wasted watching that drivel


that can be said about almost all of television

jugdish said...

tiger's wife Ellen says it that way too

H said...

EP, I've been waiting and waiting for my beer. WFT?

tem said...

freak's fantasy team got beat by furry balls.

freak should retire. that's like losing to glass joe.

BLUE said...

wFt is going on with blogger, i can't follw anything

BLUE said...

half of EP's comments make less sense than normal

El Padrino said...

"EP, I've been waiting and waiting for my beer. WFT?"

you think your funny

El Padrino said...

OS = OZ

look it up

tem said...

half of 0 is still 0.

tem said...

is ep talking about that gay prison show?

BLUE said...

ok, i'm caughtup, had to read the comments on the blogpage...fucking awful job blogshit

jugdish said...

ok, i'm caughtup, had to read the comments on the blogpage...fucking awful job blogshit



when are you going to fire the people at blogger and start blugger?

jugdish said...

ok, i'm caughtup, had to read the comments on the blogpage...fucking awful job blogshit



when are you going to fire the people at blogger and start blugger?

El Padrino said...

"ok, i'm caughtup, had to read the comments on the blogpage...fucking awful job blogshit"

what did i miss?

jugdish said...

OS = OZ

look it up


im just saying all the announcers and talk radio guys here say it like that.

jugdish said...

Roy Edward Oswalt (pronounced /ˈoʊzwɑːlt/)


well there you have it

Keef said...

"OS = OZ

look it up"


How do you pronounce Osi Umenyiora?

jugdish said...

ozzie

Keef said...

I think Evans KOs Rampage this weekend

jugdish said...

After a month of pain in his upper shoulder, Oswalt was convinced that his shoulder was torn. Shortly thereafter, he was checking the spark plug wires on his pickup truck. He touched one of the spark plug wires, causing the truck's engine to start. The truck's electric current flowed through Oswalt's body, and consequently the muscles in his hand tightened on the spark plug wire. Unable to let go of it, Oswalt grasped the wire for almost one minute. Oswalt then claimed his foot slipped off the truck's bumper and he was finally "thrown off." After the electric shock, Oswalt told his wife that his shoulder's condition improved and that he no longer felt any pain. According to Sports Illustrated, he reported it thus to his wife: "My truck done shocked the fire out of me, and my arm don't hurt no more." Apparently, the electric charge loosened accumulated scar tissue in the shoulder.


interesting

jugdish said...

I think Evans KOs Rampage this weekend



i hope so, i want to see this one

BLUE said...

so who is right, i thought it was Ohswaldt too

jugdish said...

i tend to side with the houston people on this one

H said...

I've seriously never heard his name pronounced oz-Walt. I've always heard ohs-Walt

BLUE said...

shock therapy for your shoulder...nice

jugdish said...

did you look it up on www.elpedia.org?

Keef said...

"My truck done shocked the fire out of me, and my arm don't hurt no more."


Hay-zeus, Tem

Keef said...

"I've seriously never heard his name pronounced oz-Walt. I've always heard ohs-Walt"


Yeah, no literate person says Ozwalt

jugdish said...

his nickname is "the wizard" though...but i still think its Ohswalt

Keef said...

Dude on the Blackhawks lost 7 teeth in the game yesterday. Jeezaloo

BLUE said...

according to the WWL it's pronounced "OWES-WALT"

BLUE said...

so you're both wrong

El Padrino said...

Osi is pronounced

Oh-see

i dont know how to say it in African though

and that dont prove the point

there is a cartoon character on Noggin called Oswalt and it's pronounced Oz-Walt,and that's what I'm basing this argument on

you guys dont have kids, you dont know shit

jugdish said...

just another day at the office. not my office

BLUE said...

"Dude on the Blackhawks lost 7 teeth in the game yesterday. Jeezaloo"

that's better than the dude who got hit with a puck and ruptured a testicle a week or so ago

El Padrino said...

and he's a blue octopuss

he's cool

jugdish said...

roy is part african

El Padrino said...

"I've seriously never heard his name pronounced oz-Walt. I've always heard ohs-Walt"

few people on baseball tonight do

so, you lose that one

BLUE said...

"roy is part african"

TWSS

jugdish said...

Noggin


::rev's head::

Keef said...

"Osi is pronounced

Oh-see"



Apology accepted

BLUE said...

Osi is pronounced "traded"

jugdish said...

few people on baseball tonight do

so, you lose that one


EVERYONE in houston, which is where he plays, pronounces it "Ohswalt"...including the people who interview him after the games and have been for years.

and that is pronoinced FACE

Keef said...

"that's better than the dude who got hit with a puck and ruptured a testicle a week or so ago"



Well yeah

jugdish said...

pronounced

BLUE said...

variations include "trade bait" and "umensuckya"

Keef said...

There's really not much worst* than rupturing a teste

Keef said...

"and that is pronoinced FACE"

YMSOAB

BLUE said...

but how do you say "oscar"

jugdish said...

"that's better than the dude who got hit with a puck and ruptured a testicle a week or so ago"


i asked him help me work on my truck, but he turned me down

/roy Oswalt

Keef said...

There were no signs of foul play or criminal activity in the death of the widower of actress Brittany Murphy, Los Angeles Police Sgt. Alex Ortiz said.
British screenwriter Simon Monjack was found dead Sunday night at his Hollywood home, according to the Los Angeles County coroner's office.

El Padrino said...

"EVERYONE in houston, which is where he plays, pronounces it "Ohswalt"...including the people who interview him after the games and have been for years."

yeah you said that, i was talking to aitch

El Padrino said...

batman returns

the penguin was patton oswalt right?

Keef said...

tem

Reds/Goddman Pirates bet?

El Padrino said...

ozwalt /ohswalt

we're both right

this is a dan qualye moment

jugdish said...

this is a dan qualye moment


but you are qualye in this moment

jugdish said...

i don't even know what the fuck a quail is!

BLUE said...

"ozwalt /ohswalt

we're both right"

Jon Miller accepts your apology

El Padrino said...

he bothers me

like when he pronounces spanish names

kod said...

"Me on your dime, Kod, and you. I think that's it."

-I think it was Aitch (or maybe freak)...I wasn't around for the discussion; I'd like to go, but with my work schedule these days, I can make no promises.

Meiz said...

Its OH-zwalt, you retard

El Padrino said...

it's both

Todd Packer said...

"ozwalt /ohswalt

we're both right"


pronouncing the "z" or "s" in some words is funny to me... eg:

greasy - gre-zee or gre-see?

diesel - de-zel or de-sel?


i think this is CoL

BLUE said...

it's neither

it's Owes-walt

El Padrino said...

my grandma used to say turlet for toilet

never understood that one

Meiz said...

I'm seriously dehydrated.

tem said...

"I think Evans KOs Rampage this weekend"


that or wins by decision. i have a suspicion rampage will not be in tip top shape after doing promo stuff for his movie.

Keef said...

63° right now

DIT*

Keef said...

"my grandma used to say turlet for toilet

never understood that one"



That's ghetto

Meiz said...

"it's both"


No it isn't

Keef said...

"i have a suspicion rampage will not be in tip top shape after doing promo stuff for his movie."


Yeah that was my reasoning

ns

tem said...

"Dude on the Blackhawks lost 7 teeth in the game yesterday. Jeezaloo"

goddman pool.

Keef said...

I think Reggie Miller is ghey

tem said...

"the penguin was patton oswalt right?"

:::danny devito:::

tem said...

"Reds/Goddman Pirates bet?"


sure. normal 2* day bet.

El Padrino said...

"I think Evans KOs B.A Barchus this weekend"

*fixxed

El Padrino said...

That's ghetto

you watch your mouth

Keef said...

"I think Evans KOs B.A Barchus this weekend"




YMSOAB

El Padrino said...

thanks

Todd Packer said...

"I think Reggie Miller is ghey"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

a eracist

El Padrino said...

"I think Reggie Miller is ghey"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

100% true

El Padrino said...

wow blogger is whacked out right now

tem said...

blogger is working better than ever for me.

Keef said...

It's pronounced "Blow-ger"

/LP

Keef said...

It's showing 88 comments right now.

jugdish said...

blogger can't add

jugdish said...

its pronounced "ad"

/Lp

tem said...

92 for me. it knows.

tem said...

and now 131. see, right on track.

Meiz said...

""I think Reggie Miller is ghey"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

100% true"



Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Knicks fan hilarity.

El Padrino said...

meiz protecting the fags

not surprised

Keef said...

jug
Would you mind reimbursing me for my Chicago trip?

BLUE said...

he might be gay

Keef said...

don't talk about jug like that

BLUE said...

whatever happened to grandmama?


dude just fell off the planet

Keef said...

He's playing for the Redskins now

El Padrino said...

LJ tried to get a gig working for the Knicks a while back.

jugdish said...

jug
Would you mind reimbursing me for my Chicago trip?


sure, just fill out the LOV form -160 travel voucher form and send it in

Keef said...

I don't need to pay taxes though, right?

jugdish said...

of course not

El Padrino said...

do you guys like california pizza kitcheN?

Keef said...

no

jugdish said...

I don't need to pay taxes though, right?



wait...did you make money on the trip?

Keef said...

I made money, but not income

JFreak said...

"freak's fantasy team got beat by furry balls.

freak should retire. that's like losing to glass joe."

I didn't adjust the lineup once last week. I should get a reprieve.

El Padrino said...

Yesterday a Delta flight bound for JFK had an in-air nightmare when a 58-year-old woman was declared dead. According to the Daily News the passenger died of natural causes, and was attended to by two doctors who happened to be on the flight. They were alerted after the passenger next to the woman was unable to get a reaction when nudging her. A Bronx local who witnessed the scene told the paper, "They tried to revive her. They brought her up to first class, next to me, to try to help her. They put something in her chest. The flight attendants told everyone to stay seated. It was scary." Allegedly protocol for an in-flight death is to cover the deceased with a white sheet until the plane lands. Creepy."

white sheet is classy

JFreak said...

"Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Knicks fan hilarity."

^^^^^^^^

BLUE said...

that's an urban myth...no fucking way somebody from the bronx is sitting in first class

BLUE said...

"do you guys like california pizza kitcheN?"


it's ok, it's not really pizza, but it's ok

JFreak said...

It's fun when the comments appear and disappear randomly.

BLUE said...

this blooger mysfunction has ruined my day

El Padrino said...

TP, wally backman

Keef said...

"that's an urban myth...no fucking way somebody from the bronx is sitting in first class"



jilarity

El Padrino said...

blue wouldnt say that in the bronx

kod said...

damn; only got 17 of 18 on the LOST limerick character sporcle. I thought it would be my first perfect score on sporcle

tem said...

maybe they have one about indians

tem said...

i missed chicago stuff. damn WE

jugdish said...

11/20

kod said...

"maybe they have one about indians"

-I could make one; if there is one I highly doubt I would get 100% on it though (ns)

JFreak said...

Like I said before, I'd be down with a chicago trip. Just depends when it is.

I don't know if I'd stay a night up there though.

tem said...

if kod made a sporcle i bet he'd get 100%

jugdish said...

Like I said before, I'd be down with a chicago trip. Just depends when it is.


what are you guys doing this weekend?

s

we'll work out a weekend soon and it should work for most who want to go

El Padrino said...

"we'll work out a weekend soon and it should work for most who want to go"

what the fuck is going on

Todd Packer said...

"TP, wally backman"

i'm ready for wally

jugdish said...

lov chicago weekend trip

BLUE said...

16/20

jugdish said...

we're all going to meet at an internet cafe up there


s

Todd Packer said...

"lov chicago weekend trip"

jug is paying for everything

jugdish said...

jug is paying for everything


Borat: Noooootttttt!

El Padrino said...

lov chicago weekend trip

suite

Keef said...

"jug is paying for everything"


nah it's cool, I'll charge it

/LP

Keef said...

If you make the weekend trip the weekend of Sept 18th, I'll attend

El Padrino said...

"If you make the weekend trip the weekend of Sept 18th, I'll attend"

oh this is not fake

BLUE said...

Me: I'm going to chicago

cmblue: why

me: lov weekend getaway

clmblue: fuck that

me: I mean, work trip.

tem said...

why would you even tell her?

when she asks you where you were just say "in the basement"

tem said...

or "at the other house, i thought we were spending the weekend there"

Keef said...

"oh this is not fake"


Depends on who your* asking. Jug says it's real but mize doesn't trust him

jugdish said...

and im paying mize's way, so he is going to be on a diet that weekend


s

jugdish said...

better pack some granola bars

Todd Packer said...

"Jug says it's real but mize doesn't trust him"


funny

jugdish said...

mize, if i pay your way, will you wear a cubs shirt all weekend?

Meiz said...

Fucking mad busy yo. Or just hungover. You decide.

Meiz said...

"mize, if i pay your way, will you wear a cubs shirt all weekend?"


Hm. Maybe.

Meiz said...

"what the fuck is going on"


FACE

El Padrino said...

can't meiz drive, what's that like 12 hours or something

Meiz said...

"better pack some granola bars"

Most def.

Meiz said...

"can't meiz drive, what's that like 12 hours or something"


You know how you take a train to work instead of driving? Yeah, not much of a point in driving down there & having to navigate an unfamiliar city AND pay for parking.

JFreak said...

"can't meiz drive, what's that like 12 hours or something"

It's an hour and a half. Tops.

Todd Packer said...

You know how you take a train to work instead of driving? Yeah, not much of a point in driving down there & having to navigate an unfamiliar city AND have jug* pay for parking.

*fixed

jugdish said...

It's an hour and a half. Tops

he rounded up

JFreak said...

Chicago parking is turrible.

El Padrino said...

"You know how you take a train to work instead of driving? Yeah, not much of a point in driving down there & having to navigate an unfamiliar city AND pay for parking."

so take the train, richard kimball rode the rails

El Padrino said...

stop being gay meiz

Keef said...

"can't meiz drive, what's that like 12 hours or something"

Nice call, Rand

kod said...

I haven't driven through Chicago for about 5 years; but last time I did that it was horrible

Todd Packer said...

stop acting like reggie miller, meiz

fixed

El Padrino said...

"Nice call, Rand"

forgot the burg' was a burb of waukee'

eat a nut

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