Wednesday, May 12, 2010

stupid

i've never been able to figure something out.

twilight-eclipse tickets go on sale tomorrow, beth is wet

sex and the city tickets already on sale...meiz has his.

ironman2 was a disappointment.

Betty White might host the Oscars

LeBron quit on his team

If lebron was going to stay in Cleveland, don't you think he'd have already said so to end the speculation.

Maybe the Nuggets can get LeBron

I would like to see that amanda seyfried naked...spiff get on it

other people i'd like to see naked, Kathy Ireland, Jennifer Aniston, Beth, Megan Fox (covered up thumb), Sandra Bullock, Avril Lavigne, Betty White, hsil

christian bale /ep

almost time to get my directv back...wahoo

that russian billionaire got final approval to buy the Nets...they're going to move to Brooklyn for sure now. Fits in great with the suckitude that is Brooklyn

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tem said...

freaking broken comments

tem said...

oh they are fixed. good post

tem said...

blue didn't get a doctorate did he?

tem said...

just an mba or something. so now he knows how to use a group to do something one person can do.

tem said...

Bron is probably gone from cleveland. that town will be sad.

tem said...

maybe drew carey will convince him to stay

tem said...

softball was cancelled so tem got drunk

tem said...

good times

BLUE said...

yep just an mba

tem said...

now i am pretty tired though

tem said...

someone once told me that you don't sleep well when you are drunk. at first i thought they were full of shit, but maybe they were right.

tem said...

something about alcohol preventing REM sleep

tem said...

oh and i see that since i bet on the pirates the super suck version of them played

tem said...

fucking pirates

BLUE said...

i sleep well when i'm drunk...it's the waking up part that sucks

BLUE said...

stupid shit they talked about on the radio here.

would you give up your current relationship to be 10 years younger

Beth said...

"twilight-eclipse tickets go on sale tomorrow, beth is wet"

Nope, I'm not 12.

Beth said...

"would you give up your current relationship to be 10 years younger"

That's easy, of course I would.

tem said...

would you get to re-do some things in your life or would you just magically be 10 years younger?

tem said...

like would you get to travel back in time to 2000 and live the decade again?

tem said...

beth, like 16 more days or something and i will be looking in buford for you.

blonde with an accent. can't be hard to find.

Beth said...

"blonde with an accent. can't be hard to find"

And you're what, 30'something balding blonde guy with a slight paunch? You should be easy to spot too.

BLUE said...

"Nope, I'm not 12"


but you are 30

tem said...

yep, just keep your eyes open and you'll see me.

tem said...

slight paunch makes me think about CHiPS.

BLUE said...

"like would you get to travel back in time to 2000 and live the decade again?"


no I think that if you're 33, magically tomorrow you'll be 23.

BLUE said...

"slight paunch makes me think about CHiPS."

erik estrada is dreamy /lp

Beth said...

"but you are 30"

Well 31 but who's quibbling? And if I give up my "current relationship" I'll be 21.

El Padrino said...

hellacious morning

tem said...

i wouldn't give it up unless i got to travel back in time.

El Padrino said...

tems in love

El Padrino said...

ftr brooklyn is awesome

El Padrino said...

bron is gone

mafuggin joke, his surronding talent is awful though

again

Steve said...

born to wear a bikini

or surgically altered to wear a bikini. either way is fine by me.

El Padrino said...

she's all natural steve

El Padrino said...

the faster lebron loses the better the chances he's a knick

El Padrino said...

the phillies getting an extra teo home games is bullshit

El Padrino said...

*three

tem said...

annihilate the mets

jugdish said...

That's easy, of course I would.


^^^^^^^^^^^^

tem said...

nets are getting ready to sign bosh and lebron.

tem said...

nets win the title in 2011

tem said...

el pad becomes a nets fan in 2012.

tem said...

in 2013 el pad says he was never a knicks fan and was always a nets guy.

tem said...

in 2014 el pad finally gets chance to buy season tickets to the nets.

El Padrino said...

"A spokesman for Major League Baseball said a neutral site for the three games was not seriously considered by the commissioner's office."


WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE RETARDED BUD

tem said...

in 2014 bosh and bron get hurt and the nets finish with 5 wins.

el pad gets mad and says knicks rule.

El Padrino said...

"in 2013 el pad says he was never a knicks fan and was always a nets guy."

would never happen

tem said...

you say that now

H said...

"the phillies getting an extra teo home games is bullshit"

::Philly Phanatic::

H said...

last day if vacation for me.

Woe

tem said...

what did you do on vacation?

kod said...

"I forgot, does anyone on LOV still watch Lost? I do but am honestly ready for it to end. Even when they say they are going to give us answers they don't."

-I do; and FWIW I think they've answered most of the important questions this season (of course, I've seen every episode from prior seasons at least 3 times; I pay pretty close attention)....I think it's the strongest season of LOST since season 2.

jugdish said...

-I do; and FWIW I think they've answered most of the important questions this season (of course, I've seen every episode from prior seasons at least 3 times; I pay pretty close attention)....I think it's the strongest season of LOST since season 2.


beth is lost



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H said...

"what did you do on vacation?"

Nothing crazy. Went to Albany over the weekend to visit some friends. Then hung around local and just chilled with some people that I don't get to see a lot, since I'm always working. It was good times. Lots of beer was consumed.

H said...

I suppose some of that beer could have been sent to NY

kod said...

looking back they (LOST) dragged out fairly inconsequential subplots out far too long (the whole Sawyer/Kate romance subplot episodes were horrible, and the most extreme example) but people who say they are not answering questions just aren't paying close enough attention this year IMO.

El Padrino said...

C from bronx tale and cheddar plax are buddies in jail

Beth said...

"people who say they are not answering questions just aren't paying close enough attention this year IMO."

I can't really disagree with this. I watch it but I don't really analyze it or focus too hard on it. I figure I'll just keep watching til the end of the series and then read a summary of it all by some Lost fanatic to explain it to me.

El Padrino said...

"the phillies getting an extra teo home games is bullshit"

::Philly Phanatic::

Phillies get three extra home games for no real reason.

H said...

I'm not gonna start being insufferable, I promise. But I do have to say that I was shocked by the Cavs effort, or lack thereof, last night.

jugdish said...

I can't really disagree with this. I watch it but I don't really analyze it or focus too hard on it. I figure I'll just keep watching til the end of the series and then read a summary of it all by some Lost fanatic to explain it to me.



kind of why i stopped watching it. i don't want to have to watch an episode 2-3 times to totally get what is going on. im not going to study. with and heros i stopped watching after a few WFT episodes

jugdish said...

But I do have to say that I was shocked by the Cavs effort, or lack thereof, last night.


sports talk has been all over Lebron this morning for mailing it in.

jugdish said...

sports talk has been all over Lebron this morning for mailing it in.



he should have shipped it!

/mize

H said...

"I spoil a lot of people with my play," James said. "When you have a bad game here or there, you've had three bad games in a seven-year career, then it's easy to point that out. So you got to be better."

Kind of a dickhead comment, IMO.

jugdish said...

Kind of a dickhead comment, IMO.


he is a showboat. jordan or kobe would never say anything like that

Spaceman Spiff said...

amanda seyfriend blurry nekkid screencaps

jugdish said...

Jordan said things like "We will win game 7."


IN YOU FACE freak!

H said...

Thanks for the link, LP. I can kinda see why they are moving the series, but they should definitely have done a neutral site. Kind of ratarded to give Philly extra games at home, but count them as road games in the record books and put the attendance numbers towards Toronto's season total.

H said...

"he is a showboat. jordan or kobe would never say anything like that"

No shit. Lebron basically said "I'm great, it's a privledge to watch me play and you should be thankful that I don't suck more often."

tem said...

cleveland will miss him.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"We're told Lawrence will not deny he was in the same room as the 16-year-old prostitute, but his lawyer will argue Lawrence did not have sexual intercourse -- an element of third degree rape.

As one source put it, Lawrence engaged in a "masturbatory act" and that was it."

El Padrino said...

it's insanity

first of all the G-20 summit was held in pittsburgh last year and the pirates were in town and played all of their games

second of all they easily could have moved the game to the olympic stadium in montreal which is sitting there doing nothing

H said...

"cleveland will miss him."

Yea, if they lose this series there is no prayer that he stays in Cleveland. Even if they win it all I think the chances are slim to none.

H said...

I'm out. ttyl bitches.

H said...

"second of all they easily could have moved the game to the olympic stadium in montreal which is sitting there doing nothing"

Possobly. But what kind of condition is that stadium, since it has been sitting there doing nothing. I'm sure they've held some type of events in there since the expos left, but is the field maintained?

El Padrino said...

mail me beer faggot

Steve said...

Amanda Seyfried

and lets not forget the scene with Megan Fox

link

El Padrino said...

Possobly.

outstanding

El Padrino said...

"It currently serves as a 56,040-seat multipurpose facility for special events (e.g. concerts, trade shows) during non-winter months, and continues to serve as a 66,308-seat venue for playoff and Grey Cup games hosted by the Montreal Alouettes."

it's fine

El Padrino said...

or let them go down to puerto rico to play at hiram boccheria stadium

BLUE said...

"or let them go down to puerto rico to play at hiram boccheria stadium"

too much butt sex going on there

BLUE said...

if the NETS move to crooklyn...i wouldn't fault EP for becoming a fan

BLUE said...

this guy took the 10 year thing too seriously

Meiz said...

Tomorrow I turn in the cable box.

woe

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Major League Baseball has reportedly issued a warning to the Philadelphia Phillies over accusations of sign-stealing

Philadelphia bullpen coach Mick Billmeyer was caught using binoculars to look in at Colorado catcher Miguel Olivo during the second inning. The camera also apparently caught centerfielder Shane Victorino in the dugout on the bullpen phone"

BLUE said...

fucking cheaters

El Padrino said...

Philadelphia bullpen coach Mick Billmeyer was caught using binoculars to look in at Colorado catcher Miguel Olivo during the second inning. The camera also apparently caught centerfielder Shane Victorino in the dugout on the bullpen phone"

notrious for this at CBP
apparentely there is a birdhole in the CF wall there

mets brass contacted MLB many times
ns

El Padrino said...

Boobie Miles school

BLUE said...

phils should be suspended 50 games


all of them

El Padrino said...

"Tomorrow I turn in the cable box.

woe"


you cant afford cable?

El Padrino said...

if Harry Stamper were on the Titanic it would not sink

Meiz said...

Dan Gadzuric is painting his own car. What ever floats your boat, I guess

BLUE said...

26/40

tem said...

meiz should get a job at home depot ala as.

Keef said...

"blonde with an accent. can't be hard to find."

Just look for the girl sucking in her gut

/Teej

Meiz said...

"you cant afford cable?"

Nope, not really

Meiz said...

"meiz should get a job at home depot ala as."


You didn't do much ketchup yesterday, hey?

El Padrino said...

"Nope, not really"

that's fucking sad, isn't basic like $25?

Steve said...

no more LOVAD for Meiz

Keef said...

"first of all the G-20 summit was held in pittsburgh last year and the pirates were in town and played all of their games

second of all they easily could have moved the game to the olympic stadium in montreal which is sitting there doing nothing"


Woe

El Padrino said...

Woe

philly filled with a bunch of assholes, you should all be mad

El Padrino said...

AND THEY CHEAT

tem said...

"You didn't do much ketchup yesterday, hey?"

nope

tem said...

can meiz not afford cable because rent at his new place is so high?

Meiz said...

So there another alleged "lost" iPhone 4G. Jobs clearly knows what he's doing.

El Padrino said...

i dont know, if he doesnt re-hash any woe we'll never know

Meiz said...

"that's fucking sad, isn't basic like $25?"


I don't know

Meiz said...

"can meiz not afford cable because rent at his new place is so high?"


I don't have a new place

tem said...

then what is the change in the budget that means cable is now not affordable?

Keef said...

"philly filled with a bunch of assholes, you should all be mad"


So is NYC. What's your point?

Keef said...

He can't afford cable because he has a "real girl"friend now

tem said...

oh. i saw some stuff about a girl, but figured you all were just making shit up.

Meiz said...

"then what is the change in the budget that means cable is now not affordable?"


I went out a couple extra nights

Meiz said...

"He can't afford cable because he has a "real girl"friend now"


This is kinda innacurate

BLUE said...

so you're going to watch TV at her place?

BLUE said...

a couple of extra nights?

so you're getting rid of cable?

I would get rid of food first

El Padrino said...

"So is NYC. What's your point?"

you should hate philly is my point

Meiz said...

"no more LOVAD for Meiz"


I'm just dumping digital cable, here guys. Lets not panic.

Meiz said...

"I would get rid of food first"


I've practically done that

Meiz said...

"you should hate philly is my point"

We'd rather hate NY

El Padrino said...

so your fingerbangin' some twat and your giving up cable so you can buy her some schilitz once in awhile?

El Padrino said...

"We'd rather hate NY"

you do already, philly is becoming like a baby bahston though

like a diaper rash

El Padrino said...

meiz you need a life coach

i can help you

El Padrino said...

i'll do it for free too

Meiz said...

"so your fingerbangin' some twat and your giving up cable so you can buy her some schilitz once in awhile?"


No sir

BLUE said...

so you're saying we need an O:FP?

isn't philly an awful enough place to live that we don't need to operation fuck it?

BLUE said...

meiz is holding out


he's freeing up the digital cable money so he can have some excess

Keef said...

"you should hate philly is my point"


I do hate Philly. I also hate NYC. And Boston

Keef said...

schilitz is the worse

El Padrino said...

"isn't philly an awful enough place to live that we don't need to operation fuck it?"

no operation needed, just hate the shit out of it

El Padrino said...

"I do hate Philly. I also hate NYC. And Boston"

excellent

BLUE said...

O:WP

Blast from the past

Meiz said...

"he's freeing up the digital cable money so he can have some excess"

Pretty much. Also, cigarettes and weekday booze.

El Padrino said...

and i think you hate nyc because of the people

if you liked the people you would love nyc

tem said...

so meiz needs money just once to pay a cable bill or is new girl a continual expense?

Keef said...

The order of hate would go Boston, then NYC, then Philly

BLUE said...

are there people who like Philly?

BLUE said...

that's when you know you have a problem...when you have to give up cable so you can have cigs and booze then you're on the road to nic cage in leaving las vegas..

without the hot hooker

El Padrino said...

"No sir"

i like how meiz wants us to drag the words out of him, like we have time to deal with this shit

El Padrino said...

The order of hate would go Boston, then NYC, then Philly

and then

BLUE said...

my hate cities go:

Boston, SLC, NY, Philly, Overland Park, Indianapolis, San Francisco, Hartford, Topeka, Wichita

Keef said...

"i like how meiz wants us to drag the words out of him, like we have time to deal with this shit"


mize ♥s attention
ns

Keef said...

"and then"


Brooklyn

El Padrino said...

i hate philly and boston.

El Padrino said...

why does blue hate salt lake city?

BLUE said...

so EP's list is Boston, Philly, NYC

got it

BLUE said...

"why does blue hate salt lake city?"

who doesn't hate SLC

Keef said...

"why does blue hate salt lake city?"


It sucks

BLUE said...

oh, I left crapamento off that list...it would be before Hartford

Meiz said...

"so meiz needs money just once to pay a cable bill or is new girl a continual expense?"


She's not an expense at all.

I just need money. I have none.

Keef said...

Cleveland is probably #5 on my list

Steve said...

i don't really hate NYC. i wouldn't live there, to cramped, crowded, expensive etc etc.

I just hate the damn yankees that move down here for what seems like the sole purpose of telling everybody how great it is in NYC.

Don't get a lot of people moving from Boston. That city must suck less.

Meiz said...

"i like how meiz wants us to drag the words out of him, like we have time to deal with this shit"


No, you're the one prying. All I said was I was getting rid of my cable box.

Meiz said...

I really only hate NY and Chicago

BLUE said...

i do not hate chicago

Keef said...

"No, you're the one prying. All I said was I was getting rid of my cable box."


Yeah you probably had no idear* that anyone would axe why you were getting rid of it

BLUE said...

pussy is expensive

Steve said...

"mize ♥s attention"



kinda like you acting like an as.

Keef said...

"kinda like you acting like an as."

Yeah. And?

Meiz said...

"Yeah you probably had no idear* that anyone would axe why you were getting rid of it"


What other reason is there? Everybody knows I'm poor. And If someone doesn't believe me, that's not on me.

El Padrino said...

I really only hate NY and Chicago

and vegas

Keef said...

mize has forgotten what LOV is about

Meiz said...

"mize has forgotten what LOV is about"


Yeah, sorry. Nobody's fault but mine.

Meiz said...

"and vegas"


I like Vegas

El Padrino said...

add jersey city to my list and jupiter fl

El Padrino said...

you know what the word like means right?

tem said...

ok, so meiz needs spending money. the budget was tight before and now he wants spending money so he's gotta cut something out.

Keef said...

I get what mize is doing. I just want to give him grief because I got grief when I didn't get internets

jugdish said...

If I didn't have roomates I probably wouldn't have cable

ns

jugdish said...

roomates


nice

tem said...

jug has roommates?



s

jugdish said...

one is moving out this weekend and the other will be gone for the next 6 weeks...house all to myself

tem said...

then you won't have cable

Meiz said...

"ok, so meiz needs spending money. the budget was tight before and now he wants spending money so he's gotta cut something out."


Kinda, but not really. I need bill paying money, and food money, and gas money, and car insurance money, and oil change money, and doctors office copay money, and money for prescriptions, and money to buy a new pair of shoes, and money to buy some clothing.

Keef said...

"one is moving out this weekend and the other will be gone for the next 6 weeks...house all to myself"


Are you going to walk around naked?

/LP

jugdish said...

Are you going to walk around naked? If so you could do a cribs post for LOV...just sayin.

/LP



fixed

Steve said...

"I need bill paying money, and food money, and gas money, and car insurance money, and oil change money, and doctors office copay money, and money for prescriptions, and money to buy a new pair of shoes, and money to buy some clothing."


you must have had one hell of a cable bill.

jugdish said...

you must have had one hell of a cable bill.



godmann hbo

Meiz said...

And dig this, homegirl's gonna be my roommate. Ha. Not at my current dumpy place though. She wants to get a duplex. I'm really rooting for some no strings attached sex. H will be proud.

Keef said...

Good fiz

jugdish said...

I'm really rooting for some no strings attached sex.


no strings attached sex is a myth

jugdish said...

no strings attached sex is a myth


yeah, remember we tried that mize?

/Deluxe




s

jugdish said...

when are you moving mize?

tem said...

so meiz is like weeks away from shacking up with someone?

Meiz said...

"you must have had one hell of a cable bill."


I assume its pretty average. $112/month

BLUE said...

that's what happens when the pussy has been on the pedestal...you get some and now you cna't live without it.

so he moves right in

Meiz said...

"so meiz is like weeks away from shacking up with someone?"


Nah, a few months

jugdish said...

I assume its pretty average. $112/month


is that including internet?

Meiz said...

"is that including internet?"

Yes

jugdish said...

i pay 120 between the 2, but its not a bundle or anything. 2 different carriers

jugdish said...

id save 75 if/when i cancel cable. gotta shop for some cheaper home and auto insurance though

jugdish said...

maybe I'll do that today

Meiz said...

"id save 75 if/when i cancel cable."

WOW

Steve said...

"I'm really rooting for some no strings attached sex."

i don't see how this could not happen. I'm still amazed when i think about H not being able to close with that girl that walked around topless.

Man and Woman living in close quarters...sexy time is gonna happen.

Keef said...

"I'm really rooting for some no strings attached sex."

Every guy roots for that. It's like rooting for the Mess

tem said...

mine is about 115 for both cable and internet.

jugdish said...

"id save 75 if/when i cancel cable."

WOW


that is direct tv...comcast internet is 45

jugdish said...

that is direct tv...comcast internet is 45


so 120 for both...not too much more

Keef said...

"I assume its pretty average. $112/month"


Seems like a lot. Just get a low tier of cable. I think my DTV bill is like $35/mo

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