Thursday, May 13, 2010

stream of conscious

Had an unemployment hearing yesterday for chick I fired... I win again...blue 2 firee's 0. I should have been a lawyer I would have been Denny Crane (undefeated).

rumor out there that Michael Jackson is still alive. Ok, he's hanging with Tupac and Elvis.

Rockies won yesterday with HR in the 10th...take that Doc Holladay...O:FP is in phull ephect.

Miley Cyrus is a whore...I see her following the lindsay lohan path of destruction...it will be great.

Bryant Westbrook is here visiting the Broncos today...maybe they can not sign him....more O:FP

First Screen caps from Kendra's sex tapes are out...not much to see, but definitely looks like it might be worth a watch.


that's all you get

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Beth said...

"Stop being a twat, Jug"

Yeah, this non-posting streak excuse is pretty lame.

On the other hand, if you keep using that excuse meiz will put you on a pedestal.

Meiz said...

I love you too, Beth.

Meiz said...

Dinner determiner

Meiz said...

The difference between these low-cut and extra-low-cut socks isn't as great as I thought it would be.

Beth said...

Did someone mention socks?

/freak

Steve said...

nice new pic, Beth.

jugdish said...

On the other hand, if you keep using that excuse meiz will put you on a pedestal.


i don't think i want to be on mize's pedestal

Beth said...

Why I gave the ring back (besides it being the right thing to do).

Beth said...

"i don't think i want to be on mize's pedestal"

You know how to fix that.

jugdish said...

You know how to fix that.


if there is pussy still on his pedestal it might not be a bad place to be

BLUE said...

that article by Beth was awful

jugdish said...

that article by Beth was awful



i didn't read it...i was happy with "because its the right thing to do"

jugdish said...

no more lebron talk...ipod time

Beth said...

"that article by Beth was awful"

You do realize I didn't write it, right?

Steve said...

"that article by Beth was awful"


no doubt. i bet if the ring only cost a few hundred dollars she would have given it back.

jugdish said...

i bet if the ring only cost a few hundred dollars she would have given it back a lot sooner


fixed

jugdish said...

ok, i'll take a stab at the Thursday posts.

Jugsdays

Thursdish

someone send me an invite

Beth said...

"ok, i'll take a stab at the Thursday posts"

Men are so easy, just challenge their masculinity and it works every time. :-)

Beth said...

Men are so easy, just challenge their masculinity and 60% of the time it works every time. :-)

*fixed

jugdish said...

country music thursdays...suite!

Meiz said...

If you're dumb enough to blow a fuckwad of cash on a ring for a woman, it's hers.

El Padrino said...

atta boy jug

El Padrino said...

get any Jug Wine last night?

Beth said...

"If you're dumb enough to blow a fuckwad of cash on a ring for a woman, it's hers"

Such a romantic you are meiz.

Meiz said...

Invite sent

Steve said...

"country music thursdays...suite!"

great. now we have to hear about jug's wife leaving him and his dog leaving him and his gun not working and his truck breaking down.

Meiz said...

"Such a romantic you are meiz."


I just think its stupid to be so bougie and materialistic. exfemmize's saving grace was that she always said she didn't want a diamond ring, she wanted something green like emeralds.

jugdish said...

get any Jug Wine last night?



nope...but i thought you twittererers would enjoy that


mize...do you have my yahoo account?

Meiz said...

"mize...do you have my yahoo account?"


I can't find it

Meiz said...

Beth, the chick's in ATL right now. Missed a connecting flight.

Beth said...

"the chick" meaning the one you have interest in?

Meiz said...

Well I'm not necessarily "interested" in much with her, but yeah.

Beth said...

Give me her cell #, I'll meet her for lunch and put in a good word for you.

(And if she's updating you about a missed flight, I'd say there's definite return interest on her part, just an FYI.)

Meiz said...

Hey there

El Padrino said...

"(And if she's updating you about a missed flight, I'd say there's definite return interest on her part, just an FYI.)"

nah, she's bored

El Padrino said...

"Well I'm not necessarily "interested" in much with her, but yeah."

what is wrong with you?

Meiz said...

Oh, OH!

She also says every guy in Arizona is a humongous douchebag. And totally missed Wisconsin guys.



IN YOU FACE!

Meiz said...

Sent again, Jug

Beth said...

"She also says every guy in Arizona is a humongous douchebag."

Oh so she's met Keith.

Beth said...

S

It's true. It's true. said...

"country music thursdays...suite!"

haha yes.

tem is happy. most everyone else is sad.

H said...

"She also says every guy in Arizona is a humongous douchebag. And totally missed Wisconsin guys."

She missed the fat, hairy, and lazy guys? interesting.

S and WADR

H said...

I think I am excited for the Jug era

It's true. It's true. said...

arizona guys are always mad because it is so freaking hot out there.

El Padrino said...

the hot weather makes them grouchy

El Padrino said...

who is this lady friend anyway, whats her story

It's true. It's true. said...

yeah, that's what i said. just with similar words as you.

El Padrino said...

that's an eye to eye

It's true. It's true. said...

she is a stripper he met when he was at some dude's bachelor party.

she was just getting off her shift and hung around and talked with meiz.

he wasn't really into watching the strippers because they cost too much so he chatted this chick up.

El Padrino said...

my gook neighbor always spits when she sees me

she hates me, unless that is some chinese custom of goodwill

El Padrino said...

"she is a stripper he met when he was at some dude's bachelor party.

she was just getting off her shift and hung around and talked with meiz.

he wasn't really into watching the strippers because they cost too much so he chatted this chick up."

oh, cool

El Padrino said...

i'm in love with a stripper

It's true. It's true. said...

i totally made that story up.

i have no clue who she is.

It's true. It's true. said...

"she hates me, unless that is some chinese custom of goodwill"

she hates you. probably because you call her gook neighbor.

Meiz said...

"who is this lady friend anyway, whats her story"


Eh. Nothing. Old friend that ran away to AZ 6 or 7 years ago.

El Padrino said...

"i totally made that story up.

i have no clue who she is."

i totally bought it
with meiz anything is possible

El Padrino said...

"Eh. Nothing. Old friend that ran away to AZ 6 or 7 years ago."

you guys fucked in the past?

It's true. It's true. said...

"Old friend that ran away to AZ 6 or 7 years ago."

that's a long run, but it doesn't make her fit.

El Padrino said...

I JUST FELT LIKE RUNNNNIINNNNG

El Padrino said...

old flame contacted my sister and told me to call her, provided a # and everything

this is why i dont have facebook

BLUE said...

"Eh. Nothing. Old friend that ran away to AZ 6 or 7 years ago"

so you finally tracked her down now that the restraining order time limit has run out?

BLUE said...

she can return to WI because the statue* of limitations on murder is up?

Beth said...

this is why i need to get facebook

*fixed

s

Meiz said...

Levis are on sale at Kohl's for $33. Got a pair of 569s last night.

Meiz said...

"you guys fucked in the past?"


Negative

Meiz said...

"this is why i dont have facebook"


Moderation, son

El Padrino said...

"Levis are on sale at Kohl's for $33. Got a pair of 569s last night."

nice, $33 is a sale?

(s in regards to my Levis post awhile back)

Beth said...

"Levis are on sale at Kohl's for $33. Got a pair of 569s last night."

Damn, that's one big waist size.

s

It's true. It's true. said...

so instead of tv you have jeans.

El Padrino said...

hilarity

Meiz said...

"nice, $33 is a sale?"


Well, the retail price is $50.

El Padrino said...

hey i might have missed this but i didnt see Obama tour the damage in Tennessee

like 42 counties have been claimed a federal emergency and the damage is in the billions

Meiz said...

"so instead of tv you have jeans."

the old man paid for them. $33 is steep for pants.

Meiz said...

Fuck Tennessee

El Padrino said...

I'm not a birther but why doesnt Obama just show the fucking certificate already

El Padrino said...

that Dodd bill sucks balls

El Padrino said...

i'm trying to care about the brits new PM story but i just cant

BLUE said...

""nice, $33 is a sale?""

old navy son...$19

jugdish said...

Sent again, Jug



thanks...i'll check that when i get home tonight.

El Padrino said...

also still dont understand why we gave greeze* 60 billion towards thier bailout

no IMF nation gave us a goddamn nickel

shit is so intertwined today it's crazy, everything on the globe affects everybody in the globe

jugdish said...

that's a long run, but it doesn't make her fit.



hilarity

El Padrino said...

this story blew my fucking mind this morning

jugdish said...

shit is so intertwined today it's crazy, everything on the globe affects everybody in the globe



its a symbiont circle, you must understand that.


/mize

jugdish said...

mize...can you resend that invite? i deleted it by mistake on my phone

Spaceman Spiff said...

"my gook neighbor always spits when she sees me"

didnt know this, found this online. if your neighbor is from china

"Spitting. A lot of Chinese people do like a good spit. Don’t be perturbed if someone hawks up a nice big green one just as you walk past, they are not doing it to insult you."

El Padrino said...

21% chance Mets make playoffs

i'll take it!

El Padrino said...

thanks spiff

GTK

Spaceman Spiff said...

"this story blew my fucking mind this morning"

GI Joe movie, watched it last week


was awful

Meiz said...

Hey As., when are the Reds gonna collapse so I can win the annual bet?

El Padrino said...

good thing i dont eat lettuce often
gonna have to ban it fro the house

cmep gonna be sad

"Lettuce E. coli outbreak spreads"

El Padrino said...

rumors Ken Griff JR gonna retire, like within days

El Padrino said...

“According to the people, who were directly involved in discussing the issue, the Los Angeles Dodgers told baseball officials during the National League Championship Series that they were concerned the Phillies were using video cameras to steal signs. The Yankees, whom the Phillies faced in the World Series, expressed similar concerns, as did the Mets in 2007.”


where there is smoke.......

Meiz said...

Can't wait to bone the fuck out of this place today

El Padrino said...

hilarious that the first thing out of charlie manuels mouth is, check the mets, they have a good home record

what a ratard

Meiz said...

I have determined one can have an engineering degree and still be a fucking moron

Steve said...

"In the new memoir she is promoting, "Spoken from the Heart," Bush says she asked her husband to refrain from making gay marriage a significant 2004 campaign issue."


well. he obviously didn't GAF what you thought.

El Padrino said...

"I have determined one can have an engineering degree and still be a fucking moron"

book smart but no common sense

very very common happenence

Meiz said...

Dummy can't work a 2 line phone system. Hangs up on 2 people per day, minimum.

kod said...

"exfemmize's saving grace was that she always said she didn't want a diamond ring, she wanted something green like emeralds."

-cmkod too; she wanted a sapphire. I was able to get her the ring of her dreams for $900...turned out very nicely for both of us

kod said...

they put up one of those "Miss Me Yet" billboards with W.'s smiling face right on the border of the reservation. I get to drive right past it every week...suite.

Steve said...

"I have determined one can have an engineering degree and still be a fucking moron"

Dummy has an engineering degree?

jugdish said...

half day today...off until Tuesday


suite

jugdish said...

mize, can we get a guest post from dummy someday?

Meiz said...

"Dummy has an engineering degree?"

New kid

Steve said...

or at least a picture.

Spaceman Spiff said...

" SI_PeterKing

Woke up with a sick feeling about Cushing re-winning. Won't go away. "


bahahahaha

jugdish said...

yeah, take a pic of dummy with your blackberry

Steve said...

Jug you should do a mock dummy guest post on thursday.

jugdish said...

Jug you should do a mock dummy guest post on thursday.



i may do that for a later post

jugdish said...

looks like a good movie


s

Steve said...

marketing chick has a very very thin white shirt on today. it's quite distracting.


i love summer.

Meiz said...

"mize, can we get a guest post from dummy someday?"


Fuck and no

jugdish said...

what about deluxe?

Meiz said...

"what about deluxe?"


Why don't you ask him?

jugdish said...

i thought i just did

jugdish said...

mize is the LOV ambassador to sconnie, and all sconnie posts are coordinated through him.

Meiz said...

He hasn't lurked for quite some time. Are you not in Y!FMLB?

jugdish said...

no, just espn

Meiz said...

Home time

jugdish said...

for me too...later!

It's true. It's true. said...

i'm still here

It's true. It's true. said...

i've determined beth will be easy to find in atl. I can track the scent of a temgagement (or in this case bethgagement).

BLUE said...

does it smell like vanilla or vinegar?

El Padrino said...

"i love summer."

summer started?

Spaceman Spiff said...

hell yea it did

It's true. It's true. said...

it smells like cinnamon vanilla.

Spaceman Spiff said...

hubie brown killed mike brown

It's true. It's true. said...

mixed with 3 of KFCs secret ingredients.

Keef said...

"She also says every guy in Arizona is a humongous douchebag."


You said she lived in Scottsdale, right?

El Padrino said...

oh face

BLUE said...

maybe meiz's chick is fmzeke?

coincidence?

Keef said...

That wasn't a face comment towards zeke. There are just a lot of posers in Scottsdale

Keef said...

"Hey As., when are the Reds gonna collapse so I can win the annual bet?"

THe usual

Keef said...

"Hey As., when are the Reds gonna collapse so I can win the annual bet?"

THe usual

BLUE said...

i think keith is trying to start a ze slapper ®

It's true. It's true. said...

maybe it is hsilok

El Padrino said...

how is zeke anyway

Beth said...

"it smells like cinnamon vanilla"

Great, now I'm in the mood for a cinnabon.

It's true. It's true. said...

that's what a temgagement will do to ya.

kod said...

"i love summer."

summer started?


-it resumes tomorrow here in Bemidj.

kod said...

just in time for the fishing opener though, which is nice

Beth said...

"that's what a temgagement will do to ya"

Good thing mine was a bethgagement instead then.

Meiz said...

You're gonna love this.

I unhook the cable box, grab my remote, and walk over to the Time Warner joint to turn it in.

Turns out that my cable package is so discounted that if I canceled my digital/HD my bill would actually go UP $16. And that's how they get you. The "standard" rates are so inflated, it looks like a great deal to pay $112/month instead of paying $128.

Unreal

Meiz said...

"You said she lived in Scottsdale, right?"


Not sure if it was Scottsdale where she actually lived.

Meiz said...

"hubie brown killed mike brown"


And he was 100% right

kod said...

"Organizers of the Stop Treaty Abuse Rally concerning tribal off-reservation fishing rights encourage those wishing to participate in peace-keeper and non-violence training events.

The rally is set for 1 p.m. Friday, May 14, the day before the state walleye opener, at the Lake Bemidji waterfront.

Non-violence trainings will be held at 1 p.m. Thursday, May 13, at Dream Catcher Park in Cass Lake and at 6 p.m. Thursday at the Lake Bemidji waterfront. Peace-maker training will be held at 11 a.m. Friday, May 14, at the Lake Bemidji waterfront prior to the rally."

-I get a little nervous that there is the perceived need for people to take specific non-violence classes before the protest. I'm not going to be able to make it after all, at least not until near the end (bummer, I'm a good peace maker), but hope that whatever happens, there is no violence and no arrests.

BLUE said...

if (AHIIK) I ever win a bet with kod, this will be his picture

BLUE said...

"but hope that whatever happens, there is no violence and no arrests."

as chief joseph says "i will fight no more, forever"

Meiz said...

"who the hell wants to smoke a blunt right now???"


My cousin's fb status.

Numbnuts didn't bother to think that his Dad's siblings are also on fb. What a dipshit.

BLUE said...

lagarrette blount?

Steve said...

"Raids in 4 states over Times Square bomb attempt"

homeboy must be singing like a canary

El Padrino said...

just sold a pair of old Tims for $25 on Ebay

old and used

El Padrino said...

"homeboy must be singing like a canary"

yea thank god he waived all his rights

El Padrino said...

freak does derrick lee tickle your fancy?

El Padrino said...

kod post some crazy ass shit sometimes

Meiz said...

"homeboy must be singing like a canary"

Hey, good on him. No matter what, bad things were going to happen to him.

Meiz said...

"kod post some crazy ass shit sometimes"


I don't think that was crazy

Steve said...

yea, i would imagine they gave him the "do you know what happens to people like you in genpop?" speech

Steve said...

"kod post some crazy ass shit sometimes"


says the birther.

BLUE said...

waterboarding does wonders

BLUE said...

hot receptionist is wearing a skimpy little tanktop and tight jeans today.

I had to go change my pants

El Padrino said...

I don't think that was crazy


says you

BLUE said...

he did say it...by typing...steve also said it, but that's because he was sounding it out to read it.

It's true. It's true. said...

tems reader also said it

Steve said...

anybody ever try the Listerine PocketMist?

very strong. it'll clear your sinuses right out.

kod said...

"says you"

Of course, I don't think it's crazy. When other tribes up in Minni and Sconnie have done similar things over the past 20 years there have been eruptions of violence and other troubles (of course, tribal members take their treaty rights very seriously, and many non-Indian people take fishing/ricing/hunting/etc. rights very seriously, and are often pretty adverse to Indian off-rez usufructuary rights). I'm hoping (and optimistic) that nothing bad happens Friday, but there is that possibility that trouble could go down.

Spaceman Spiff said...

any scalpings

Spaceman Spiff said...

cheeks clappin

Meiz said...

How badly is Corpas gonna screw me, Blue?

El Padrino said...

ok maybe not crazy but random

El Padrino said...

Corpas?

Street comes back in like 2 weeks to take that job back

El Padrino said...

in fact he's available in the keeper league as we speak

BLUE said...

"How badly is Corpas gonna screw me, Blue?"

corpas is fucking awful

El Padrino said...

cheeks clappin

itd be great if some dude just showed up mid ass shake and plowed her into oblivion

El Padrino said...

anyone else want to know what the room smells like while she shakes her ass

i do

i'm a sensory guy, i like when my senses are heightened

El Padrino said...

i'm sick

El Padrino said...

westbrook skins

they collecting like old RB's?

the RB roster for washington looks like the 2003 Pro Bowl collection

Beth said...

"i'm sick"

This is not news to us.

Steve said...

"This is not news to us."


^^^^^^^^^^^

Meiz said...

"This is not news to us."


Driving to and from work would probably help prevent this. And don't act like that's not true.

Meiz said...

"corpas is fucking awful"


But not Hoffman awful

Keef said...

"ok maybe not crazy but random"


LP said this, right?

Keef said...

"they collecting like old RB's?"

YMSOAB

BLUE said...

"But not Hoffman awful"

worse

Meiz said...

"LP said this, right?"


You know it

kod said...

"LP said this, right?"

yeah, the irony was not lost here either.

Keef said...

He gives us gems

El Padrino said...

so am i random or crazy

Keef said...

yes you are

El Padrino said...

ignorant

i disagree

Keef said...

What is ya, ignorant?

Steve said...

You stupid or somethin?

El Padrino said...

stupid is as stupid does

Keef said...

"Holy fuck, it isn't even 3:00 yet?"

Depends on who your* asking

Meiz said...

It wasn't a question

Steve said...

define: question mark •a punctuation mark (?) placed at the end of a sentence to indicate a question

El Padrino said...

i think meiz would like this site

El Padrino said...

block

El Padrino said...

newer

Meiz said...

"i think meiz would like this site"


That is fucking AWESOME

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