Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Pirates

Not sure how they aren't like 0 for the season. I guess that's baseball. 6 games under .500 but they clearly suck. Maybe next year.


Apparently the Lakers decided that the best way to win a game was to shoot the ball and make the shot. They shot dang near 60% last night. Kobe was on fire. He was showing LeBron how it is done. LeBron should take some notes on how to show up. Actually that's not really fair to LeBron, in his final game he had a triple double, so that was nice. Of course it still seemed like he should have done better. I guess it is tough to be King James. Poor guy. ETEO.


Anyone ever look at the birds sitting on the light posts on the interstate and wonder if they are secret cameras put there by the police? I do. I swear I see the same damn bird on the same damn post every day. It just stares down at the cars.


Can people just buy testosterone? How's that work? Do you inject that into the blood or just take it Flintstones vitamin style? What's it do? Make you angry all the time? Isn't it what they give chicks who want to have a sex change?


I bet you there is at least twice as many men to chick sex changes as there is chick to dude.


Report: USC is paying Kiffin $4 million a year....wow that is a lot for a dude who hasn't really proven himself. I guess that 5-15 NFL record is really something. I guess a shitty NFL coach worked out well there before so it should work again.


I think Meiz called in and cancelled my raise. No word on it from my boss. I think I was tricked.


Shia LaBeouf keeps ripping on his movies. After you say like 4 of your movies are terrible shouldn't you start to think that maybe its you?


I don't have much steam today. I think it is all the TPS. It is busy yo.


Did keef quit at the HD yet?


Beth, like 10 more days then I'll be in town.


Saw Brooks and Dunn and Jason Aldean in concert on Sunday. I was entertained. It doesn't take much to entertain me though. Also I went to a minor league baseball game on Saturday. Had this exchange with the lady behind the counter.

tem - Large miller lite and a brutus dog please (brutus dogs are what they call hotdogs anywhere in columbus)

lady - sure if you have ID

tem - oh i don't have an ID on me so forget the hot dog and just give me the beer.

lady - blank stare

lady - stank face

tem - i'm kidding here is my id. (I had it in my hand the whole time)

lady - this is probably a fake, i gotta run it through the system.



I got home from cgtifs at 7am this morning. I was going to take a nap before work, but instead I wrote this post. I bet we all wish I had just slept.

261 comments:

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jugdish said...

tem - oh i don't have an ID on me so forget the hot dog and just give me the beer.



good stuff

jugdish said...

is tem doing Lp's taxes?

jugdish said...

helped a friend move a couch last night at 9...should have been a quick one hour ordeal. they had a cooler of beer and yadda yadda yadda I'm really tired today

jugdish said...

bastards!


/steve

tem said...

"is tem doing Lp's taxes?"

not if he can't even tell me what form they want filled out.

jugdish said...

that's what he is paying you for

Beth said...

Hmmmm, I wonder if these statements are related in tem's head:

"Beth, like 10 more days then I'll be in town."

"It doesn't take much to entertain me though."

Beth said...

But no need to remind me on when you're coming to town Tem. I have one of those big wall calendars where I mark off each day with a giant red X until you arrive.

s

tem said...

you meant ns there right?

tem said...

i am not licensed in ny so i couldn't charge him.

tem said...

plus i am inactive and won't sign any returns

tem said...

EAs picture on yahoo! is not flattering.

it is in those news things you can scroll through on page 1.

Beth said...

"you meant ns there right?"

Sure if it makes you feel better.

Steve said...

“We are dealing with people who think they should rebel until they get their little kingdom like Satan did,” said Beck. “You know what? Thanks, Mr. President, but I think we’re going to keep the Internet the way it is right now. You know—or at least until people who are worshipping Satan, you know, aren’t in office.”



nice

El Padrino said...

taxact.com

$50 for each return

not bad

El Padrino said...

brutus dog is gay

fucking ohio

Meiz said...

"brutus dog is gay"


No worse than a coney dog

Meiz said...

I'm feeling slightly spry today

El Padrino said...

coney dog?

like from coney island?

nobody calls it that in brooklyn

it's a hot dog

El Padrino said...

O:FB

Papelbon gets it

jugdish said...

nobody calls it that in brooklyn


mize is not in brooklyn

El Padrino said...

ufc sucks

Meiz said...

You know what really sucks?

Taxes. amirite?

El Padrino said...

yeah they suck

Beth said...

"I'm feeling slightly spry today"

So only 80% woe today?

jugdish said...

the woe baton has been passed to Lp for the week

jugdish said...

4 day weekend next weekend...suite

El Padrino said...

last night lying in bed bout 11:15 and i was feeling down obviously and i was trying to watch a lil ravy and krukie on baseball tonight but the yanks/sox was still on and right before commerical they showed papelboner* running in and the sox had a 2 run lead i said to myself eh, let me watch this maybe he'll implode

then arod tied the game with a bomb then he hit that italian catcher then Thames hit a missile to win

watching him walk off the field immediately made me feel better

El Padrino said...

O:FB feels so good

El Padrino said...

does he really think making his lips look like a bunghole is intimidating?

El Padrino said...

thanks kodpiece for trying

the news was awful

El Padrino said...

Tem, form

1065

tem said...

taxes annihilate el pad.

El Padrino said...

i'm disappointed in myself

kicked the gambling habit yet it still haunts me

Meiz said...

"Tem, form

1065"



Dude, I said I'd do it for you

El Padrino said...

and i don't think i'm gonna be sporting a six pack by June

i only see like two abs, maybe a third if the light hits it right

i have to call the Situation

El Padrino said...

"Dude, I said I'd do it for you"

i must have missed that

tem said...

NY uses letters then numbers for their forms.

so it will be like IT-201

tem said...

1065 is a federal form.

tem said...

"Dude, I said I'd do it for you"

you said it in AD, you know lp doesn't read AD

El Padrino said...

"NY uses letters then numbers for their forms.

so it will be like IT-201"

for personal taxes yes but maybe not corp

Available for Many States - TaxACT State 1065 is available for the following states: AZ, CA, FL, GA, IA, IL, IN, MN, MO, NC, NY, PA, SC, VA, WI

kod said...

so it will be like IT-201

-The NY Dept of Taxation has a site like irs.gov where you can search and printout the forms you need.

El Padrino said...

thanks meiz but i'm doing them tonight with my partner on that taxact.com site

$14.95 a return for state

El Padrino said...

oh lord RA Dickey is pitching wed for the metropolitans

Meiz said...

"thanks meiz but i'm doing them tonight with my partner on that taxact.com site"


I was kind of kidding

tem said...

"for personal taxes yes but maybe not corp"


yeah i am not a CPA or anything so I don't know.

good luck.

Meiz said...

Bossman working the phones. One of the local stores is totally undercharging people. Cost him a $251 sale. Good times.

kod said...

"for personal taxes yes but maybe not corp"

taxact? I know that at least for Minnesota you can file state business taxes (s corp, llc, maybe c corp) through turbo tax. A bit more expensive than using them for personal returns, but probably cheaper than most alternatives, and they make it pretty easy (at least for income taxes)

El Padrino said...

"yeah i am not a CPA or anything so I don't know.

good luck."

i told you what form, you said it's not right but it is right

accordint to turbo tax and taxact i need to file 1065 state returns

maybe you are a CPA, maybe your not
i dont know, you could be a scientist

Meiz said...

bossman is 3 page long facebook comment guy. Must suck to be one of his fb friends. Jesus fucking christ, man.

El Padrino said...

"A bit more expensive than using them for personal returns, but probably cheaper than most alternatives, and they make it pretty easy (at least for income taxes)"


taxact is cheaper by alot

El Padrino said...

"I was kind of kidding"

this is not a laughing matter

Meiz said...

"maybe you are a CPA, maybe your not
i dont know, you could be a scientist"


Everybody knows tem is a scientist. Its science.

Meiz said...

"this is not a laughing matter"


I find tax evasion pretty funny. Especially since you all like to poo poo my finances.

kod said...

taxact is cheaper by alot

-I switched from taxact to turbotax in 2007 and haven't looked back. But yeah, if TaxAct is a lot cheaper I'd go that route, since really you're debt isn't all that large (no offense, I know it is to you and would be to me....but to the NY Dept of Taxation probably relatively minor)

El Padrino said...

"I find tax evasion pretty funny. Especially since you all like to poo poo my finances."

on purpose yes, it's funny
if i had known to file every year i would have

Keef said...

"by the by tell hsilok that i am resilient."


Didn't see this yesterday, tem. I don't know what this means

Keef said...

No, haven't quit the HD yet

El Padrino said...

jeff francis gonna remain in the rotaton blue?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"A Toronto woman, Gabriella Nagy, is suing Rogers for $600,000, alleging the company's billing tactics revealed her extramarital affair to her husband."

whore hilarity

Meiz said...

Whorelarity

*fized

Meiz said...

New guy's an idiot. Confirmed.

Keef said...

I hit a $200 dolly last night with a forklift and broke it so I have to take a drug test today. Lame

jugdish said...

on purpose yes, it's funny
if i had known to file every year i would have



::wesley snipes::

Keef said...

"if i had known to file every year i would have"

Yeah that made me laugh

kod said...

"I hit a $200 dolly last night with a forklift and broke it so I have to take a drug test today. Lame"


-sorry Keith, but that's kinda funny (especially since you don't use illegal drugs)

El Padrino said...

The NTSB says that the cockpit fire that forced a United flight from JFK to LAX to be diverted to Dulles on Sunday may have been caused by a "recurring issue" in Boeing 757 planes. Investigators are inspecting the plane and the NTSB cautions, "We haven't narrowed down what the issues are with this incident yet."


they should probably get on that

kod said...

Yeah that made me laugh

-yeah, I'd probably avoid saying that if you have to meet with any revenue agents or speak with them on the phone. It's pretty mind bottling actually WADR

El Padrino said...

"Yeah that made me laugh"

not sure why

if you make zero money why file?

Keef said...

"-sorry Keith, but that's kinda funny (especially since you don't use illegal drugs)"


Yeah it's funny. I just hope there's not a 2 hour wait at the clinic I have to go to

Keef said...

"if you make zero money why file?"


$1100 > than $0

kod said...

if you make zero money why file?

you generated income; gotta pay taxes on that or find an exemption holmes.

-it's not like you found $20 on the street either, seems pretty easy for them to track your taxable revenue

kod said...

"it is bullshit though"

-if I hit a winner over $1000 at the casino, I have to fill out tax forms on the spot before getting my money. Doesn't matter that I've lost thousands over my lifetime at that casino, gambling is not a profession for me so I can't offset losses.

Beth said...

Blue, time to get a Rockies jersey with Tebow's name on it.

Beth said...

Where is blue today, anyway?

kod said...

death and taxes; what can you do?

Beth said...

Die and pay them, that's what.

El Padrino said...

"-if I hit a winner over $1000 at the casino, I have to fill out tax forms on the spot before getting my money. Doesn't matter that I've lost thousands over my lifetime at that casino, gambling is not a profession for me so I can't offset losses."

if you dont fill out a form how can they prove this?

1000? thought it was higher

tem said...

"Didn't see this yesterday, tem. I don't know what this means"

just tell her.

Keef said...

"if you dont fill out a form how can they prove this?"

Doesn't the casino file it?

tem said...

actually don't.

Keef said...

"just tell her."

Just like you with the tax form, I'm not gonna do that if I don't know what it means

Meiz said...

ooooh, I struck a nerve on new guy. He shot me a nasty little glare. You cannot win this fight, little fella.

Keef said...

you get him, mize

tem said...

check fb keef

Keef said...

I'll check when I get home

Keef said...

"check fb keef"

Ah, just saw my email. I was thinking it might be that bud didn't know if you knew about it. I haven't read her latest one

Keef said...

*but

Meiz said...

Don't let her know we're creepers like that.

Keef said...

I don't talk to her

Keef said...

Apparently she didn't give us money for the last 3 months she was there and cmk didn't tell me

Meiz said...

Thank god.

Meiz said...

I need to move in with Mr & Mrs As. Free rent sounds like its just about my speed.

jugdish said...

Apparently she didn't give us money for the last 3 months she was there and cmk didn't tell me


that wasn't the original agreement

jugdish said...

how many months was she there total?

Keef said...

"I need to move in with Mr & Mrs As. Free rent sounds like its just about my speed."

We got in a good fight about it

Keef said...

"that wasn't the original agreement"


not quite

Keef said...

"how many months was she there total?"

5 months. She paid 2. She owes us $1200

Meiz said...

My favorite part of twitter: Fake athlete accounts.

jugdish said...

5 months. She paid 2. She owes us $1200


think you'll get it?

Keef said...

"think you'll get it?"

Yeah but it won't be soon. She does work for her dad so I told cmk that she needs to have her dad withhold some money each check and give it to us. If we don't have it by the end of the year, she'll axe me to do her taxes again next year and I'll just have her refund deposited into our account. She doesn't know that

Meiz said...

How the hell does a part time waitress/print shop worker get a giant return like that?

tem said...

"Apparently she didn't give us money for the last 3 months she was there and cmk didn't tell me"

1) how would you not have known?



20 did cmk tell you she was giving you guys money or did you just not ask?

jugdish said...

3) what was cmk's defense?

Keef said...

"How the hell does a part time waitress/print shop worker get a giant return like that?"

claim zero on W-4

jugdish said...

4) explain this whole tax return thing to me?

/Lp

Meiz said...

New girl no likey new guy. This is working out well

Keef said...

"1) how would you not have known?"

hsil gives cmk the money. I assumed she wasn't taking advantange of the situation


"20 did cmk tell you she was giving you guys money or did you just not ask?"

I didn't ax.


"3) what was cmk's defense?"

Long story short, she axed hsil for money and hsil started a fight over it so she dropt* it

jugdish said...

I assumed she wasn't taking advantange of the situation


that roommate i had pretty much moved his girlfriend in my house too. it was never talked about. i kind of knew she;d be there every once and while over night, but she showed up the first night and never left. it would be nice for people not to take advantage like that

jugdish said...

sucks when people do that when you are trying to help them out

jugdish said...

i never even got to see her tits

Keef said...

"sucks when people do that when you are trying to help them out"

Yeah. $400/mo is dirt cheap and that included everything including food. I didn't think she was like that.

Keef said...

New M&Ms with the pretzel centers are good

jugdish said...

Yeah. $400/mo is dirt cheap and that included everything including food. I didn't think she was like that.


yeah, can't imagine what hsil was fighting over when she was asked for money

tem said...

" I didn't think she was like that."

your mistake i guess

tem said...

now you learnt the hard way.

tem said...

"New M&Ms with the pretzel centers are good"

saw these yesterday. almost pulled the trigger on them but was waiting for LOV approval.

ns

tem said...

"yeah, can't imagine what hsil was fighting over when she was asked for money"

probably the fact that hsil has no money. or at least thinks she does not.

Keef said...

"yeah, can't imagine what hsil was fighting over when she was asked for money"

She's had daddy take care of everything her whole life. She knew that she was going to be moving out and was worried about having enough money. Doesn't make sense, but that was her thinking.

Keef said...

"your mistake i guess"


Thanks capt obvious

El Padrino said...

let her slide she's family man

Keef said...

"let her slide she's family man"


Yeah, ok

jugdish said...

"let her slide she's family man"



it would be one thing if they didn't already agree on paying rent, but from her side...you don't treat family that way

jugdish said...

i helped my brothers out with rent, but it was something we talked about prior to them moving in.

Keef said...

she already thinks she's entitled to everything, no way I'm just gonna let it slide.

El Padrino said...

she's a welcher, big deal

her and aitch should get a place

El Padrino said...

"she already thinks she's entitled to everything, no way I'm just gonna let it slide."

hahaha, and you think your teaching her a lesson by making her pay?


hahahhahaha

Beth said...

"her and aitch should get a place"

Then she can walk around topless and aitch can again not seal the deal.

Keef said...

"hahaha, and you think your teaching her a lesson by making her pay?"


Who said anything about a lesson? Go pay your taxes, deadbeat

El Padrino said...

Who said anything about a lesson? Go pay your taxes, deadbeat

reverting to an easy joke

weak

the way you said "she gets away with everything" it sounded like you wanted to stick it to her or teach her lesson

relax

jugdish said...

hahaha, and you think your teaching her a lesson by making her pay?


you think its helping her out by enabling her to be that way? hahaha

jugdish said...

Then she can walk around topless and aitch can again not seal the deal.


hilarity

El Padrino said...

money and blood dont mix
like two dicks and no chicks
find yo self in some serious shit

El Padrino said...

"you think its helping her out by enabling her to be that way? hahaha"

no but it wont matter, she is who she is

El Padrino said...

lost cause

Keef said...

"the way you said "she gets away with everything" it sounded like you wanted to stick it to her or teach her lesson"

I'm not trying to stick it to her to teach a lesson. I'm holding her to her word that she was going to pay us.

Keef said...

"no but it wont matter, she is who she is"

Exactly. IDGAF who she does this into the future.

jugdish said...

no but it wont matter, she is who she is


maybe...be keef doesn't need to get walked on

Steve said...

"maybe...be keef doesn't need to be a chump"

*fixed

Steve said...

400.00 all things included is not only dirt cheap...it's a favor.

Meiz said...

I can't wait to have a roommate.

random

jugdish said...

my house is quiet now. my youngest brother just moved out and the other one is away at tech school for 5-6 weeks

Keef said...

"maybe...be keef doesn't need to be a chump"

Awesome. I was waiting for this. Good one

ns

Beth said...

I can't wait to have a roommate so that I can bitch incessantly about him/her to LOV.

*fixed

jugdish said...

Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano admits that she has not read controversial Arizona immigration law even though she's gone on television to criticize it.



nice

jugdish said...

wall

Spaceman Spiff said...

trevor comes up huge for keef

Spaceman Spiff said...

hoffman should retire wrestler style right meow, but leave his glove on the mound instead of shoes

Meiz said...

Congrats, Keith

jugdish said...

hoffman should retire wrestler style right meow, but leave his glove on the mound instead of shoes



i want to do that with my boots when i retire from the military

Meiz said...

Single, homer, double, walk, single off the wall.


Classy

Keef said...

The good news for the Breer's* is that they have a gang of relievers who can step right in and take over for Hoffman



















s

Keef said...

"Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano admits that she has not read controversial Arizona immigration law even though she's gone on television to criticize it."


Yeah, another top guy said the same thing last week. They do that shit and then the ratarded general public follow parrot their thoughts without knowing anything about the actual law.

jugdish said...

that law is only like 10 pages long too...do these people read any laws?

Keef said...

Who knows. When the law was 1st written, it was pretty fuckt* up, but they've made some revisions that make a lot of sense. I would bet that most people don't know it's been revised

Steve said...

"Who knows. When the law was 1st written, it was pretty fuckt* up, but they've made some revisions that make a lot of sense."

^^^^^^^^^^^

I agree. The most important one being a statute has to be violated before police can question somebody's legal status.

Much more reasonable.

jugdish said...

I agree. The most important one being a statute has to be violated before police can question somebody's legal status.


agreed...that is the version i read.

Meiz said...

"The good news for the Breer's* is that they have a gang of relievers who can step right in and take over for Hoffman"




Actually, Villanueva and Coffey

I against giving relievers designated roles.

Keef said...

Villanueva & Coffey don't scare anyone

El Padrino said...

only steve and tyler likes coffee*

El Padrino said...

ok so we are doing the taxes tonight ourselves

i expect to owe a couple of hundred which would be fine

we are just printing out the forms and handwriting them, old school, you cant efile back taxes anyway

Keef said...

so you don't have to pay any penalties?

El Padrino said...

"so you don't have to pay any penalties?"

yeah couple hundred i hope

El Padrino said...

i'm dreaming, trying to be positive

Keef said...

good luck

ns

Meiz said...

Wanting to go home.

El Padrino said...

tonights lottery, if utar somehow lands in the top 3 zeke should be murdered

the real zeke

El Padrino said...

thanks keef

El Padrino said...

thick russian accent, HELLO NET FANS

El Padrino said...

piece

BLUE said...

long fucking day

BLUE said...

francis is going to stay in the rotation. Question will be who gets bumped when De La Rosa comes back..either Hammel to the pen or Chacin back down to AAA.

Meiz said...

Hire some competent people

BLUE said...

i wouldn't expect Francis to throw 7 innings of 1 run ball every game though

BLUE said...

"Hire some competent people"

I did...now they expect me to train them and talk to them and stuff

BLUE said...

i didn't even get to sporcle

Keef said...

time to go pee in a cup

jugdish said...

you should shit in the cup for them

jugdish said...

1 keef 1 cup

tem said...

" agree. The most important one being a statute has to be violated before police can question somebody's legal status."

damn, was hoping he'd say someone had to violate a statue before getting deported

tem said...

i bet csil would fail a HD drug test

kod said...
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Steve said...

"I bet Steve, Meiz, kod and at least two others would fail a drug test today"

i'm close. I smoked some the weekend before last.

but who are the other two?

jugdish said...

i wouldn't

Meiz said...

New internets security crap installed.

kod said...

"i wouldn't"

-I know. you, Keith, Rev and EP definitely do not smoke.
-Tem and Blue probably not either

"but who are the other two?"

-I'm just guessing that at least 2 of the remaining LOV members toke at least occasionally

Meiz said...

I should be in the clear.

April 17.


Doin' the job search thing, yanno?

kod said...

Beth and Spiff are my guesses FTR

Meiz said...

"Rev and EP definitely do not smoke."


You sure about that?

Meiz said...

Old man Packer

kod said...

You sure about that?

-EP says he doesn't anymore; I take him at his word on that.
-Somehow I just don't see Rev doing anything illegal, even speeding or jaywalking

jugdish said...

-I know. you, Keith, Rev and EP definitely do not smoke.
-Tem and Blue probably not either


i never have, but even if i was interested my yob does random monthly testing so its not worth the risk

Spaceman Spiff said...

i wouldnt fail

have tried weed once, few puffs, dont think i got high, havent tried anything else

kod said...
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Steve said...

"I'm just guessing that at least 2 of the remaining LOV members toke at least occasionally"

TP is one, not on a regular basis but it's not news either. And the other? I would say Zeke but I think I remember a conversation that he used to but not anymore. I would say Tem, just cause he can be a bit goofy sometimes (that's a compliment)...but i don't really think so. I'm lost on the second one.

Steve said...

SPIFF!! i forgot about Spiff...you fucking stoner.

[s]

kod said...

"I'm lost on the second one."

-I'd be surprised if Beth said she doesn't do it at least once in a while....then again, I was wrong about Spiff

Steve said...

na, i don't get it from Beth.

I think it's just probably me, you, H, Meiz, TP (when he gets drunk and is hanging out with the right/wrong people) and that's it.

Meiz said...

S-p-i-f-f


S-p-L-i-f-f





Just sayin'

kod said...
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