Wednesday, May 05, 2010

OCHOCINCODEMAYO

You know I don't speak spanish.

Come to find out Corey Haim died of pneumonia...not drugs...Corey says apology accepted.

Bret Michaels is going to live. He's not doing his traditional Cinco de Michaels show here this year though...something about brain something.

Bungles are going to sign Pac-Man...I guess since Chris Henry died they needed another trouble maker from WaVa.

Construction on Casa de Blue is coming along swimingly...everything is in but the carpet..yahoo. Of course no work will get done today because of the holiday, and no work will get done tomorrow because the hangover from the holiday.

I guess a guy got tasered at the phillies game, at least he didn't get it IN THE FACE

I'm not watching sports so I have very little to offer on that front. I hear the NBA playoffs are almost over.

LOS suns jerseys back for the game tonight. Coincidence that it's cinco de mayo? I say no....they think they're protesting something or something. Hey if the NBA cared about immigration laws they'd have more mexican in the league. Right now it's Pau and his brother Marc,(which are very odd mexican names, I'd rather have a Jesus Gasol) and maybe somebody else.

Oils Spill in the gulf means blue is not going to the gulf for vacation this summer...he is very disappointed (s).

The hawks lost by 43 last night...by the end of the game they were 2 laps down (nascar joke).


Ok i'm not even going to pretend like this is a great post

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Steve said...

good lord

Keef said...

13/13

Beth said...

"Corey says apology accepted."

Hilarity.

blue said...

"good lord"

freak just soiled his socks

Steve said...

"freak just soiled his socks"


moooooom, time to do the laundry!

Beth said...

And I'm probably the only one not to know this already, but I only found out this morning that Cinco De Mayo is not really celebrated in Mexico, it's mainly a U.S. thing.

Steve said...

just sent my mom flowers for mom's day.

that drops the mom's day phone call from 45 minutes to like 5.


sweet!

blue said...

"And I'm probably the only one not to know this already, but I only found out this morning that Cinco De Mayo is not really celebrated in Mexico, it's mainly a U.S. thing."


this is because all the mexicans live here now.

Steve said...

"The Cinco de Mayo (May 5th) holiday in Mexico does not have the same significance as it has in the United States. In the U.S. it is a celebration of Mexican culture, and sometimes mistaken for Mexican Independence Day. In Mexico, it is a commemoration of a battle which took place in Puebla in 1862, in which Mexican troops were triumphant over the French army."

i always thought it was their independence day. why would anybody celebrate a victory over the French?

El Padrino said...

"Of course no work will get done today because of the holiday, and no work will get done tomorrow because the hangover from the holiday"


well done, this is funny

El Padrino said...

"i always thought it was their independence day. why would anybody celebrate a victory over the French?"


because the french suck

El Padrino said...

tacos

det

blue said...

"i always thought it was their independence day. why would anybody celebrate a victory over the French?"

mexicans will celebrate anything

Jugdish said...

father: Hello?
son: Hey dad, its Me!
father: Hey bud, are you enjoying the game?
son: Yeah! We're having a blast. I'm thinking about running out onto
the field, what do you think?
father: Are you in philly?
son: Yes.
father: Well... might not be a good idea because the authorities will taze you.
Why don't you vomit on the little girl in front of you instead.

El Padrino said...

funny

El Padrino said...

Times Square car bomb suspect Faisal Shahzad sensed authorities were closing in on him, sources say. "I was expecting you. Are you NYPD or FBI?"

keep in mind this guy looked like any other regular pakastani i've seen

El Padrino said...

i think the Magic won last night

Beth said...

Don't be silly, there was no Hawks game last night.

Jugdish said...

Don't be silly, there was no Hawks game last night.


sure there was, it was on right after the bucks game.

El Padrino said...

EL Hawks

Jugdish said...

Los Losers

Jugdish said...

El Miezador

Jugdish said...

i don't know where that came from

El Padrino said...

Coachman from WWE is a sportscenter anchor of some sort

forgot to mention that, i'm so late on it i think

kod said...

i always thought it was their independence day. why would anybody celebrate a victory over the French?

it's Mexico, not exactly a military powerhouse. I mean, the pirates might suck, but if they were to get beaten by a high school team, I bet there would be crazy celebrations.

blue said...

i would celebrate if I defeated the french army

blue said...

but not if I beat the pirates...or the hawks for that matter

Jugdish said...

the hawks might celebrate if they beat you

Keef said...

"And I'm probably the only one not to know this already, but I only found out this morning that Cinco De Mayo is not really celebrated in Mexico, it's mainly a U.S. thing."

RB, R?

Keef said...

"Coachman from WWE is a sportscenter anchor of some sort

forgot to mention that, i'm so late on it i think"


Yeah, a few years

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i always thought it was their independence day. why would anybody celebrate a victory over the French?"

to get drunk

Keef said...

Lakers won me $2.40 last night. Suite

Keef said...

rubber game today, LP

Keef said...

Los Suns is grate* spanglish

El Padrino said...

12:35

kod said...

For those of you that don't "habla espanol" LOS Suns is spanish for....


The Suns

Keef said...

kod is bi

Keef said...

lingual

blue said...

to bad los sols don't have a #9 he could have "el nino" on his jersey


(s)

Jugdish said...

leaving for hooters in 20 minutes...suite

Jugdish said...

sirenas



that means hooters

blue said...

you going to hooters today? because I had a meeting yesterday at noon so I won't be able to make it

El Padrino said...

i dont get how art can be wurf so much cashish

Jugdish said...

plato del jarro = jug dish


suite


we should all change our names to the spanish version tomorrow, except for Lp. he should do the english version of his

Jugdish said...

you going to hooters today? because I had a meeting yesterday at noon so I won't be able to make it


hilarity

sounds good, see you tomorrow

Jugdish said...

risa hacia fuera ruidosamente


that would be H's new name...spanish for laugh out loud

Jugdish said...

plato del jarro = jug dish


i could do it the ocho cinco way and just be Jarroplato

Azul said...

"we should all change our names to the spanish version tomorrow"

si


wait, why wait until tomorrow, you mean wednesday right?

Jugdish said...

¿realmente anthony, realmente?

Jugdish said...

wait, why wait until tomorrow, you mean wednesday right?


i only said tomorrow because i can't get to my profile page at work

But It Belongs There! said...

"RB, R?"


We don't all live in North Mexico like you.

Azul said...

ok, sound good jarroplato

El Padrino said...

"that would be H's new name...spanish for laugh out loud"

his name should be comadreja

which means weasel

Spaceman Spiff said...

MLB teams should blackball milton bradley

Jugdish said...

:: mirada fija en blanco::

Jugdish said...

monstruo = freak


suite

El Bacalao said...

"we should all change our names to the spanish version tomorrow"

si


^^^^^^^^^^


or today

Jugdish said...

retraso = steve

Jugdish said...

s

The Godfather said...

today works

Jugdish said...

sirenas time

The Godfather said...

i need more hall and oats on my ipod

ooo here she comes

SHES A MANEATER

Beth said...

"We don't all live in North Mexico like you."

Funny, as I was catching up I was thinking my response to as* was going to be "we don't all live in latino central like you" but I like mize's version better.

But It Belongs There! said...

"Man Who Alerted Police To Failed Times Square Bombing Is A Muslim Immigrant"



LP?

But It Belongs There! said...

¿realmente Antonio, realmente?


*fixed

Keef said...

"We don't all live in North Mexico like you."

Go back to woe, mize

The Godfather said...

"Man Who Alerted Police To Failed Times Square Bombing Is A Muslim Immigrant"



LP?"

street vendor

TON of mooslim street vendors in nyc

Halal carts bro

Keef said...

Not SOS that mize likes a song about eating men

¡Pero pertenece allí! said...

Muy bien

Steve said...

I have a challenge for ya Spiff. Find some good pics of the girl from the new Heineken commercial (the boss's daughter one).

Her name is Alicia Rountree.

¡Pero pertenece allí! said...

"Not SOS that mize likes a song about eating men"


RIF

Keef said...

I know what the song is, mize. Jesus, I hope your period ends soon

¡Pero pertenece allí! said...

"I know what the song is, mize. Jesus, I hope your period ends soon"


Hey numbnut, EP posted said lyric

Keef said...

"Hey numbnut, EP posted said lyric"


OIC. I don't speak spanish. Apologies.

Keef said...

Not SOS LP likes a song about eating men

*fized

Keef said...

Milton Bradley is due to appear along with Ken Griffey Jr., Ichiro Suzuki and Mike Sweeney at an elementary school Wednesday afternoon for the Mariners' annual education day in the Seattle community.

hope he teaches them all out to correctly use the f bomb

El Bacalao said...

"Ordonez hit a sharp single to right field in the sixth inning and Twins right fielder Michael Cuddyer tried to throw him out at first base. Ordonez was none too pleased, giving a long look out at Cuddyer after the play"

-Man, what a douche. Cuddyer has a cannon; don't be a dick just because you weren't able to half-ass it to first like you usually do.

El Bacalao said...

"Hardy saved a run with a brilliant defensive play at shortstop in the top of the ninth and then tripled and scored on a wild pitch in the bottom half.

"You hate to see any game end like that, whether you win it or lose it," Tigers manager Jim Leyland said."

-actually, I was quite happy with how the game ended. I bet Hardy was too

¡Pero pertenece allí! said...

"Ordonez hit a sharp single to right field in the sixth inning and Twins right fielder Michael Cuddyer tried to throw him out at first base. Ordonez was none too pleased, giving a long look out at Cuddyer after the play"


The Hawk used to do that somewhat frequently, IIRC

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Her name is Alicia Rountree."

not much out there

one

two

bikini pics

Azul said...

spiff is like larry flynt

The Godfather said...

al goldstein

¡Pero pertenece allí! said...

Food Wars is filming in Milwaukee this week.

AJ Bombers vs Sobelman's

The Godfather said...

i hate food wars

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck food wars

Steve said...

"not much out there"


good man. she's moved up to the top of my list

¡Pero pertenece allí! said...

I want some cheese curds

The Godfather said...

"BP and its employees have given more than $3.5 million to federal candidates over the past 20 years, with the largest chunk of their money going to Obama, according to the Center for Responsive Politics."

Not a good look

El Bacalao said...

I just wish this spill would have happened during the Drill Baby Drill craziness of summer/fall 2008.

many politicians (including Obama and AAUGGHHNOLD) have flip-flopped on that since then; woops

Keef said...

what's iirc again?

Steve said...

"including Obama"

Obamam flipped, then flopped...then flipped again.

¡Pero pertenece allí! said...

"what's iirc again?"


If I Recall Correctly

Keef said...

oic

¡Pero pertenece allí! said...

I'm all for offshore drilling as long as the oil goes to the US and A.

Keef said...

goddman acronyms

¡Pero pertenece allí! said...

Its not the gov't's fault the dipshits on the oil rig failed at their jobs, EP

The Godfather said...

"Its not the gov't's fault the dipshits on the oil rig failed at their jobs, EP"

no but his response was too slow, slower than bush was on Katrina

funny how i don't hear anything on that

Azul said...

yeah, obamer should have gotten a team out there with a net or something to capture the oil

Steve said...

"no but his response was too slow, slower than bush was on Katrina"

the coast guard was out there while the fire was still burning...before the damn thing even sunk.

plus, you can't even compare it to Katrina. Katrina was a hurricane not an accident. everybody new it was coming, everybody knew what it was gonna do.

¡Pero pertenece allí! said...

Some dude got the perfect game on MLB 2K10

El Bacalao said...

no but his response was too slow, slower than bush was on Katrina


ahahahahahahahahaha; slightly different circumstances between the two, chief

Keef said...

"no but his response was too slow, slower than bush was on Katrina

funny how i don't hear anything on that"


Not to get all slappy, but they knew like a week in advance that Katrina was coming. Not sure if they knew the rig was going to get blowed up ahead of time

The Godfather said...

"ot to get all slappy, but they knew like a week in advance that Katrina was coming."

and they told people to leave

and they didnt, then the levees broke, something they didnt think would happen

those are the facts of the case

¡Pero pertenece allí! said...

"plus, you can't even compare it to Katrina."



Yep, not even remotely close.

The Godfather said...

"slightly different circumstances between the two, chief"

totally, still think obama was late to the game on it

The Godfather said...

i'm comapring how late the response was

bush was late, fucked up

obama was late too, not hearing a peep

Steve said...

"totally, still think obama was late to the game on it"

whatever. Obama could have landed on the rig himself in full fire gear 15 minutes before the explosion and you would still be saying this.

El Bacalao said...

totally, still think obama was late to the game on it

yeah, I agree. Part of the problem was that they were saying it was only a small leak at the beginning...so while the POTUS knew about it, the information he was getting was telling him it was a very minor problem that would be fixed soon.

-but after he found out the extent of everything, he should have moved faster (ns)

The Godfather said...

i'm not comparing the disaster

i'm comparing the response

sure everyone knew a hurricane was coming, no one knew the fucking levees would break and destroy everything

oil rig blows up? what do you think will happen next, potentially an oil spill right? and that's what happend

The Godfather said...

"whatever. Obama could have landed on the rig himself in full fire gear 15 minutes before the explosion and you would still be saying this."

not true, Kod agrees

The Godfather said...

"-but after he found out the extent of everything, he should have moved faster (ns)"

apology accepted

aja double dragon

El Bacalao said...

but you also have to realize that the severity of a disaster is relevant, as is the need for prompt response. There is a big difference between the severity of Katrina and the Oil Spill (especially when it comes to the need for quick emergency action)

But, while not immediately dangerous...this is huge, and horrible, and faster response was warranted IMO

El Bacalao said...

"God, why must you take New Orleans and Nashville when Philadelphia is just fucking sitting there?!" - Jon Stewart

-that line made me aitch last night

Steve said...

zeke is gonna be pissed

Keef said...

15/24

El Bacalao said...

suite

one of our partner organizations just defeated our Governor in a huuuuge Supreme Court case.

-Although our office hasn't had much luck before the Supreme Court, it's nice to see that they have rendered two decisions with major positive implications for impoverished Minnesotans (the first certifying Al Frankin, and now holding Pawlente's unallotment cuts of services to the poor unconstitutional)

Keef said...

14/26

Keef said...

Not trying to distract you from your work, mize. Keep the revolving line of customers moving

The Godfather said...

chuckle

The Godfather said...

17/24 on bobbles

Monstruo said...

Hello.

The Godfather said...

i've been drinking the shit out of that arnold palmer drink

unsweetend Gold Peak Iced Tea
Simply Lemonade or Minute Maid Lemonade

det

Monstruo said...

bobbles: 18/24

Jugdish said...

but you also have to realize that the severity of a disaster is relevant, as is the need for prompt response. There is a big difference between the severity of Katrina and the Oil Spill (especially when it comes to the need for quick emergency action)



i sat through some disaster response briefings last weekend since some of my duties will involve that in the future. i learned that the feds or the state can't just send help down without it being requested. The example we were given is if a big storm hits Galveston, TX, the state can't send in aid until it is requested by the city. The same goes for federal help. I just thought that was interesting.

On Katrina...I think not enough focus is put on the city/state not getting its people out.

Monstruo said...

18/26 on -age

Keef said...

"i've been drinking the shit out of that arnold palmer drink"


Get some of the Sweet Caroline or Jeremiah Weed sweet tea liquor and add lemonade to that

¡Pero pertenece allí! said...

"Not trying to distract you from your work, mize. Keep the revolving line of customers moving"


Preciate it, darling.


I got 47 seconds in on the bobblehead one

The Godfather said...

"On Katrina...I think not enough focus is put on the city/state not getting its people out."

^^^^^^^^^^

they were told multiple times to leave

Jugdish said...

not only that, but NO neglected to fix the levees for years


its hard to help people who aren't willing to help themselves.

i deployed to NO for two weeks following the hurricane. as we arrived they were taking the last of the people out of the convention center. it was a shithole

¡Pero pertenece allí! said...

Why am I the only person that works here that doesn't need a master list of every fucking thing in this store? Jesus christ.

Keef said...

"Why am I the only person that works here that doesn't need a master list of every fucking thing in this store? Jesus christ."


Because your* the best around? Nothing's gonna every keep you down?

¡Pero pertenece allí! said...

These people have been getting their mail under that name for 10 fucking years. It is impossible that you've "never seen that before".

Keef said...

-y

¡Pero pertenece allí! said...

"Because your* the best around? Nothing's gonna every keep you down?"


sadly

Beth said...

"bush was late, fucked up

obama was late too, not hearing a peep"


I don't really care, just as long as I'm not late.

Jugdish said...

Porqué soy la única persona que trabaja aquí ese doesn' ¿necesidad de t una lista principal de cada cosa de mierda en este almacén? Jesucristo


/¡Pero pertenece allí!


fixed

Jugdish said...

I don't really care, just as long as I'm not late.


well played

Jugdish said...

Abed is the alleged mastermind of the grisly attack on four Blackwater contractors who were ambushed and killed in Fallujah, Iraq in 2004. Their bodies were burned and dragged through the streets as crowds cheered. Two of the bodies were hanged from a bridge over the Euphrates River.



there is a navy seal on trial because this guy was roughed up a little bit...sucks

Spaceman Spiff said...

24/26 age

Keef said...

"24/26 age"

asians are smrt*

Steve said...

"there is a navy seal on trial because this guy was roughed up a little bit...sucks"

0% chance they get anything more than a finger wag and a shame on you

The Godfather said...

"there is a navy seal on trial because this guy was roughed up a little bit...sucks"

disgusting

The Godfather said...

btw that is pretty much the entire premise of that Lone Survivor book

Jugdish said...

0% chance they get anything more than a finger wag and a shame on you


they could lose their military career, as in not be allowed to reenlist. depending the outcome of the case, if they have anything other than an honorable discharge it may be hard finding a yob when they get out.

The Godfather said...

they were hesitant to pop a cap in some afghan farmers and the decision not to cost lives

The Godfather said...

the reason why they were hesitant was because they feared it would be a war crime of some sort if it ever got out

Jugdish said...

i don't think we can afford to have our Navy Seals being hesitant out there on the front line.

The Godfather said...

spiff are you proud your great great great abuelo beat the piss out of the frenchies?

The Godfather said...

"i don't think we can afford to have our Navy Seals being hesitant out there on the front line."

agreed, especially in this type of war

Spaceman Spiff said...

nice tan line

Keef said...

note to self

Jugdish said...

the astros are bad at the game of baseball

Steve said...

"they could lose their military career..."


i understand that. but i very much doubt anything like that is gonna happen in a military court.

the judge (whatever he's called) is gonna scoff and think "ha, reminds me of the good ole days"

Jugdish said...

it happened in a few good men


s


i hope you're right though

The Godfather said...

Iam might miss Harwell

Jugdish said...

he is too busy swimming right now

The Godfather said...

i want ice cream but dont have cash on me

woe

Keef said...

amex

Keef said...

I didn't know about Nashville until now

ns

The Godfather said...

ice cream trucks dont take cards

The Godfather said...

jason bay is trash

Keef said...

The ice cream truck drives through doushe* bank?

The Godfather said...

parks outside the building

tem said...

i changed my name to spanish

Beth said...

"I didn't know about Nashville until now

ns"

And yet I got a "RB, R?" for not knowing the full story about Cinco de Mayo?

RK, R?

Keef said...

"RK, R?"

Really. I'm too busy dodging illegals

Keef said...

"And yet I got a "RB, R?" for not knowing the full story about Cinco de Mayo?"


Should of* went to college


(s)

The Godfather said...

"I didn't know about Nashville until now

ns"

RO, R?

Steve said...

"Duke and Butler will meet again next season, eight months after their classic national championship game....The two schools will play Dec. 4 in what is sure to be a highly anticipated regular-season game at the Izod Center in East Rutherford, N.J."

The Godfather said...

Should of* gotten a bachelors degree


(s)

Ficced

tem said...

17/24

The Godfather said...

"Izod Center in East Rutherford, N.J."

what a fucking dump

Jugdish said...

"I didn't know about Nashville until now



me neither, but i did feel a great disturbance in the force.

/mize

Steve said...

one good thing about the Nashville floods:

Flooding quiets Nashville's famed music

tem said...

22-26

Keef said...

"RO, R?"

O?

Jugdish said...

O'keef

Jugdish said...

jason bay is trash



¡En usted haga frente!

¡Pero pertenece allí! said...

Kobe-Wan Kenobi

The Godfather said...

4-4

The Godfather said...

O?

Obama

¡Pero pertenece allí! said...

I might attempt to "write" a resume tomorrow afternoon

Keef said...

"Obama"

I'm not black, I'm haitian

The Godfather said...

"I might attempt to "write" a resume tomorrow afternoon"

let me know if you need help
i've written many

Keef said...

So the guy who ran on the field in Philly yesterday had pot on him. Smrt*

Keef said...

"let me know if you need help
i've written many"

Just don't let Word spell check it

The Godfather said...

Azul, good read on Ubaldo, who should be a Met btw

The Godfather said...

"Just don't let Word spell check it"

silly goose

Steve said...

"I might attempt to "write" a resume tomorrow afternoon"


nowhere on that resume should it say "jedi master" your potential future employer will not get it.

¡Pero pertenece allí! said...

"nowhere on that resume should it say "jedi master" your potential future employer will not get it."


I'm probably more of a Sith Lord

The Godfather said...

next batman trailer

tem said...

i also need to write a resume

Jugdish said...

I'm probably more of a Sith Lord


I have an in with the Huts.

/Rev

¡Pero pertenece allí! said...

She's so fucking dumb

tem said...

i don't get how they keep saying the spurs tried to join the suns and wear their los spurs jerseys but they didn't have time.

wfT?

you can ship that shit from SA to Phoenix overnight. they had time.

tem said...

from something written on tuesday

"Spurs coach Gregg Popovich is on board, and the team even tried to get their "Los Spurs" jerseys, though it was too late to do so"


the game is wednesday night. you can get shit from SA to Phoenix in less than 24hrs.

The Godfather said...

name change for tw keef

another walk off hr

i hate that fake park

tem said...

"next batman trailer"

hey jackass, that is a porn parody trailer.

¡Pero pertenece allí! said...

Wow.

Dummy: Fighting a forest fire is just as bad as being in Iraq. Except you're being attacked by nature!




Un fucking real

tem said...

nature will annihilate you

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