Tuesday, May 04, 2010

Goddman Computer

My computer is pissing me off this morning. It took a solid 20 minutes to boot up and load up LOV. WFT Mayne?

Oh well, I have 8 minutes to write this post now before I have to go into a meeting. Let's see if I can reach the D- level we all strive for.

O:FB(ron?)......Celtics went ATM on the Cavs last night. Bron had an OK night, except his team got crushed, so he is probably pissed. I guess there is a reason that the teams split the season series. In any case I still think the Cavs win this thing in 5 or 6. I don't think the Celts have that much juice left in them. Their starting five is a combined 501 years old and KGs knees work like the knees of a 156 year old. Of course Shaq and Antawn aren't exactly youngsters anymore.

I was flipping through the channels last night and I came across some WWE stuff. It was Monday night RAW, not sure what that is, but Wayne Brady was on it. I was hoping he'd do stuff from that Chappelle show skit, but he never did. He played the good guy. He got RKOed, whatever that is. Looked like what they called a neckbreaker back in the day. I think it was the same thing Rick Rude used to do, except maybe inverted. Rude called it the Rude Awakening or something....Are there any new moves in the WWE or are they all just shit people did back in the day with new names? I remember watching it a couple months ago and someone got DDTed, but they called it something else. Then they DDTed someone straight down and called that something else, then they did it inverted and it was another name....Anyway, Brady looked terrified before he got RKOed. I don't think he did that kind of stuff on Whose Line Is It Anyway?

NHL playoffs are still going on. This is like day 25 of them.....we are in the 2nd round.

This Dez Bryant stuff isn't going away anytime soon. I think we all get it, his parents were not very reputable...They weren't a dentist with a nurse practitioner wife, I get it. Not everyone has jobs like that. Some people are fucked up, his parents are. Instead of talking about how screwed up his parents are maybe people should talk about how he seems relatively normal. I mean, I listened to him give an interview and he doesn't really sound like the brightest bulb in the pack, but he seems OK enough.

Damn, +3 minutes, I am late for my meeting. Dez Bryant talk ruined it. I was pussy footing around and trying not to insult pimps or make it seem like they were bad. They provide a much needed service.

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blue said...

pimpin ain't easy but its necessary

blue said...

so i'm chasin bitches like tom chases jerry

Jugdish said...

Happt birthday keef!

Jugdish said...

Happy even...nice start to the day

blue said...

happy birthday Erin Andrews...hope you don't get eliminated on your pirthday

blue said...

also happy star wars day Meiz.

he's going to get drunk and wear his princess leia bikini outfit today

El Padrino said...

happy birthday erin sweetie, sending over a dick in a box

blue said...

maybe EA should wear the princess leia outfit

blue said...

"happy birthday erin sweetie, sending over a dick in a box"

consequently that's the same gift you got Keith

Jugdish said...

happy birthday erin sweetie, sending over a dick in a ring box



fixed

Steve said...

Meiz?

Jugdish said...

consequently that's the same gift you got Keith


do you neerd a hand with shipping and handling?


/mize

Jugdish said...

Meiz?



gross

Beth said...

"I was pussy footing around and trying not to insult pimps or make it seem like they were bad. They provide a much needed service."

Yeah, but why do they need to hit us so hard just cause we try to keep an extra $20 for ourselves?

Beth said...
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El Padrino said...

ea's dance last night i think

El Padrino said...

dont know why she wore that grey sewater around her waist, it covered her ass in white sweatpants

El Padrino said...

i like the practice shots better than the dancing

El Padrino said...

nice work catching that bomber

El Padrino said...

i'm not having a good day at the office

blue said...

did you have to use your AK

Jugdish said...

philly kid getting tazered is all over sports talk this morning.

blue said...

don't tase me bro

Jugdish said...

when is rev going to AZ? is he going for keef's birthday?

El Padrino said...

why is everyone making a big deal out of the celts win?

did they expect a sweep or something

El Padrino said...

happy bday as.

blue said...

because david stern deemed it so

tem said...

"why is everyone making a big deal out of the celts win?
"

because they dominated

blue said...

annihilated them

blue said...

kim K is hooking up with that beiber kid?

El Padrino said...

stop it

tem said...

i heard that too blue.

tem said...

don't know what a beiber kid is though.

some disney channel guy i guess

But It Belongs There! said...

"did they expect a sweep or something"


Yes. The Celtics suck.

El Padrino said...

i would have loved to see that scumbags face when they pulled him off that plane, talk about almost making it

But It Belongs There! said...

"stop it"

^^^^^^^^^^


The kid's like 16

El Padrino said...

and they got him using some enemy of the state cell phone tactics

awesome

But It Belongs There! said...

Gargamel

El Padrino said...

god bless the patriot act

thanks GW!

El Padrino said...

i'm in the smurf cast too

/ep

Jugdish said...

god bless the patriot act

thanks GW!



i hope they didn't put the handcuffs on too tight when they arested him. that would be uncomfortable!

/kod and steve


s

El Padrino said...

The number from a disposable cellphone led FBI agents to the suspect arrested Monday night for allegedly driving a car bomb into Times Square on Saturday evening, according to a senior official.

“They were able to basically get one phone number and by running it through a number of databases, figure out who they thought the guy was,” the official said.


USA!USA!USA!

El Padrino said...

"i hope they didn't put the handcuffs on too tight when they arested him. that would be uncomfortable!"

LOL'ng

El Padrino said...

still not understanding why we are disclosing how many nukes we have and how many we plan to disarm

it's the equivalent of saying i wear panties (i dont)

why tell someone?
let them believe we have 1 million

tem said...

hmm, chely wright (country singer) is gay.

she hasn't put out any new music in ages (it seems) so i don't care.

she used to be hot though, so she has that going for her.

Jugdish said...

hmm, chely wright (country singer) is gay.


i saw that yesterday. she is hot. its a move to sell herself more though because now she is coming out with a book and probably a new album.

tem said...

yeah just read an article about it.

it is a definite move to sell books and the album

Steve said...

"USA!USA!USA!"

It's great that we caught him but it would have been a whole lot better if we caught him BEFORE he parked the SUV in times square.

tem said...

the album must suck

Spaceman Spiff said...

"why is everyone making a big deal out of the celts win?"

easy win plus they were in control of game 1

Jugdish said...

TP...go to this and report back

El Padrino said...

the taser vid

El Padrino said...

"It's great that we caught him but it would have been a whole lot better if we caught him BEFORE he parked the SUV in times square."

well yeah, like Zazi

El Padrino said...

you break the law you get tased

bottom line

tem said...

kid gets up pretty quick after being tased.

they should have tased him again.

But It Belongs There! said...

They need to take tasers away from those useless fucks.

But It Belongs There! said...

Man up & catch the guy.

Steve said...

"Man up & catch the guy."


that's what i was thinking. it took half a dozen men or so plus the tazer to take a teenager down.


pussies.

Steve said...

then again if i was a security guard and had the slightest chance to use my tazer gun i would.

just cause it would be cool

But It Belongs There! said...

"then again if i was a security guard and had the slightest chance to use my tazer gun i would.

just cause it would be cool"


Tasers get abused, IMO

Jugdish said...

Tasers get abused, IMO



they should use the night stick more

Jugdish said...

she rose up

kod said...

Tasers get abused, IMO


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

-big time; also, accidents are not uncommon, even when used by trained law enforcement professionals (a jailer in our local county jail accidentally tased a guard a while back.
-Would have been hilarious if he accidentally hit one of the players

Spaceman Spiff said...

"you break the law you get tased

bottom line"

huh?

Jugdish said...

email convo this morning between me and old roommate today:

me: Still on for lunch at Hooters tomorrow? 1100 OK?

him: I have a Noon meeting, do you think an hour is enough time? I am open on Wed from 1100-1300. Could you go two days in a row?

me: Tomorrow is Wednesday.

him: I have a noon meeting today but am free on Wednesday, Wednesday would be better so I don't miss my meeting today. Sorry for the confusion.

me: Yeah, that is what I was originally asking about it tomorrow. Wednesday is cool for me...1100 good?


all our emails are like that...

Steve said...

"Tasers get abused, IMO"

In that case a simple tazer shot took him down, no harm no foul. If they would have wrestled him to the ground there would have been a greater chance of injury to the guards or to the dumbass kid.

But the times when they already have him to the ground and then they tazer him to shut him up or for whatever reason…that’s fucked up.

Jugdish said...

"you break the law you get tased

bottom line"

huh?

like cowherd said this morning...don't go where you're not supposed to go, don't do what you're not supposed to do and you won't get tazed

Jugdish said...

But the times when they already have him to the ground and then they tazer him to shut him up or for whatever reason…that’s fucked up.



i see what you're saying somewhat, however if they are trying to handcuff him and the guy is wrestling around and fighting...i still think he has a greater chance of dislocating his shoulder or getting further injury if they keep fighting him...but if they zap him it actually prevents some of that.

But It Belongs There! said...

Bossman pisses me the fuck off

But It Belongs There! said...

Tells some guy we have something we don't have, guy comes in to buy this item we don't have, and leaves it to me to tell the guy we don't have it

Jugdish said...

almost time for lunch

Jugdish said...

Bossman pisses me the fuck off



taze him

kod said...

I'm not sure if many people really understand how much it sucks to get tazed.

It's never happened to me, but many of my clients were tased before I represented them in Court as their public defender (if you run from the police up here, you are almost guaranteed to get tazed).
-From the kids I talked to, it was pretty unanimous that it was the most painful thing they've ever experienced (unless you are very large, or on some serious drugs).

El Padrino said...

"you break the law you get tased

bottom line"

huh?"

philly fan, rif

El Padrino said...

all philly fans should be tased

El Padrino said...

they havent built a big enough taser gun to take the rev down though

El Padrino said...

it's funny cuz he's fat

Keef said...

"Happt birthday keef!"

Thanks yug

Jugdish said...

I'm not sure if many people really understand how much it sucks to get tazed.

It's never happened to me,


its never happened to me either, but I have friends who are cops and they said the same thing. I "think" that if a cop carries a tazer he/she is required to get zapped once, so they know the punishment they are handing out.

Keef said...

"happy bday as."

Thanks zorse

Jugdish said...

they havent built a big enough taser gun to take the rev down though


cattle prod

Jugdish said...

it was pretty unanimous that it was the most painful thing they've ever experienced (unless you are very large, or on some serious drugs).



so a good deterrant I would say...

El Padrino said...

cattle prod is old school

they use that in the casinos back in the day

El Padrino said...

"it was pretty unanimous that it was the most painful thing they've ever experienced (unless you are very large, or on some serious drugs)."


my ss buddy said pepper spray bothered him more only because the itch in the eyes lasted longer than the shock

El Padrino said...

he did say the initial taser shock hurt alot though

Spaceman Spiff said...

"my ss buddy"

nazi?

El Padrino said...

secret service

kod said...

"so a good deterrant I would say..."

so would medieval torture or just shooting them in the head and killing them.

-I'm not too concerned with uses on adults; but minors have undeveloped brains (in areas of reason and logic) and overdeveloped brains (the part that deals with stimulus/response and compulsiveness...which is why you can't execute a minor or an adult for a crime committed as a minor). Using tasers so freely on minors is wrong IMO

kod said...

"I "think" that if a cop carries a tazer he/she is required to get zapped once, so they know the punishment they are handing out."

-yeah, I've chatted with a few SO deputies here about that experience.

El Padrino said...

birthday blow jobs are grate*

Jugdish said...

so would medieval torture or just shooting them in the head and killing them.



not even a good comparison.

tem said...

"I "think" that if a cop carries a tazer he/she is required to get zapped once, so they know the punishment they are handing out."

FBI agents are.

Also they get pepper sprayed in the face.

But they get to immediately wash out the pepper spray.

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ass

El Padrino said...

yummy

El Padrino said...

dave and busters sold

Steve said...

I've said it once, i'll say it again and a thousand more times.

People that wear the little ear phone things just for the hell of it are giant doushe bags.

But It Belongs There! said...

Time to go look at that apartment

kod said...

not even a good comparison.

why not? it begs the question how important is the deterrent value; clearly there are other considerations. Where is the line between effectiveness of deterrent and consequence of action

El Padrino said...

i dont like the headphone thing either especially the bluetooth

but i did just get a $130 ticket for talking on the phone last weekend

not thrilled

Spaceman Spiff said...

"doushe bags."

ymsoab

Spaceman Spiff said...

dog smile

creepy and hilarity

El Padrino said...

did wade fire del negro?

Spaceman Spiff said...

no

Jugdish said...

why not? it begs the question how important is the deterrent value; clearly there are other considerations. Where is the line between effectiveness of deterrent and consequence of action


why not? you compared getting tazed to shooting someone in the head as a deterrant.

kod said...

why not? you compared getting tazed to shooting someone in the head as a deterrant.

-yes, to point out there are more considerations than mere deterrence, and that most sane people will draw the line somewhere.

Jugdish said...

-yes, to point out there are more considerations than mere deterrence, and that most sane people will draw the line somewhere.



tasing is non lethal...getting shot in the head just might be

Jugdish said...

I just heard this guy call the radio and say:



“Yeah they should have tazed him! And then they should have went up into the stands, found the kid’s parents, and tazed them too!”


thought that was funny

Steve said...

i think what he's saying is physical harm should not be used as a deterrant.

whether is be tazer, bullet to the head, caning, whipping etc etc

Jugdish said...

i meant to add that i understand the view on minors being tazed and what you said with that.

El Padrino said...

'I acted alone'...

sure ya did

"Pakistani intelligence officials say man detained over links to Times Square bomb attempt..."

wanna think again if you acted alone?

Jugdish said...

i think what he's saying is physical harm should not be used as a deterrant.

whether is be tazer, bullet to the head, caning, whipping etc etc



i got that. tazing is a one time (usually) shock that they don't usually forget and they usually want that again again. its not a public beating or a murder

kod said...

i think what he's saying is physical harm should not be used as a deterrant.

me? no. I used the most extreme examples that came to mind to point out that society considers more than just deterrence when deciding what levels of force to use in different circumstances. There are plenty of effective deterrents we as a society choose not to use for various reasons (unconstitutional, against Natural Law, etc.).

-should tasers be one of those? I don't think so....but I was just seeing where people draw the line. I'm ok with tasers in plenty of situations....just not always.

El Padrino said...

what's with werth's beard

Jugdish said...

should tasers be one of those? I don't think so....but I was just seeing where people draw the line. I'm ok with tasers in plenty of situations....just not always.



i think that sometimes being tazed neutralizes a situation much quicker than what might have been by using more "peaceful ways", and that can prevent injury to the suspect and cop

kod said...

i think that sometimes being tazed neutralizes a situation much quicker than what might have been by using more "peaceful ways", and that can prevent injury to the suspect and cop

I agree 100%; and that's why with very few exceptions I am not against tasoring adults.
-However, if an officer has a reasonable belief the suspect is a minor, I don't think they should be able to taze the minor unless it is necessary to protect life or safety (so if they are running from a kegger to avoid an underage drinking ticket for instance, they shouldn't be tased).

Jugdish said...

ill go with that

Spaceman Spiff said...

"-However, if an officer has a reasonable belief the suspect is a minor, I don't think they should be able to taze the minor unless it is necessary to protect life or safety"

you only want this because you look like a minor when shaven

s

Jugdish said...

you only want this because you look like a minor when shaven



hilarity

El Padrino said...

next game in the clev/bos is friday?

the fuck

But It Belongs There! said...

They should just use those beanbag shotgun loads.

tem said...

tazing kids is part of the joy of being a police officer.

i don't think you should rob people of their happiness.

in fact i think that is unconstitutional.

so really, if you don't think cops should tase kids then you are anti-american.

But It Belongs There! said...

The thrill of the chase has all been eliminated. I don't want to live in a world where the kids can't have the experience of running from the cops and not getting caught.

But It Belongs There! said...

I ate a double QP. I feel dirty.

But It Belongs There! said...

So its Mize & 2 people on their 1st day here. Do I start corrupting them immediately?

Keef said...

"what's with werth's beard"


He's trying to look like DWright

Keef said...

"So its Mize & 2 people on their 1st day here. Do I start corrupting them immediately?"


No, you have to take care of the customers. What are you going to tell them? "Sorry ma'am, I can't ship your package. I need to finish corrupting the new people"

But It Belongs There! said...

You are the opposite of witty

Keef said...

You are the opposite of thin and hetero

Steve said...

"So its Mize & 2 people on their 1st day here"


is one of them the hot chick?

tem said...

" Do I start corrupting them immediately?"

obviously.

or train them to do the job right so they don't become dummy 2 and dummy 3.

El Padrino said...

man peta has their hands in everything

But It Belongs There! said...

"or train them to do the job right so they don't become dummy 2 and dummy 3."


This is the option I'm going with

Jugdish said...

" Do I start corrupting them immediately?"


show them where bossman keeps the extra 128 mb sticks of ram

But It Belongs There! said...

"is one of them the hot chick?"

Jugdish said...

also explain the difference between mailing and shipping

Jugdish said...

"is one of them the hot chick?"


remember, hot chick in sconnie = under 185 lbs


s

But It Belongs There! said...

"show them where bossman keeps the extra 128 mb sticks of ram"


I have them all!!!!!

MUUUUAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

El Padrino said...

when you put in google

does milk

the first search is, "make breasts bigger"

Steve said...

if one of them is the hot chick.

you should tell them you want to take a picture for the UPS Store scrapbook. then post her picture here

El Padrino said...

meiz you need to be all over the hot chick

But It Belongs There! said...

Bad idea jeans, Steve

Steve said...

"the first search is, "make breasts bigger""


you must do a lot of searching for boobs cause mine was "Does milk really do a body good? - Diet and nutrition- msnbc.com"

Jugdish said...

tem = Robin Hood?

El Padrino said...

does milk

lower case

Jugdish said...

you must do a lot of searching for boobs


i don't search for boobs, boobs search for me.

/Lp

tem said...

does milk auto fill for me is the breasts one.

but when i do an actual search the does a body good one is tops.

Steve said...

"lower case"


google isn't case sensitive.

Steve said...

"does milk auto fill for me is the breasts one."


likewise

But It Belongs There! said...

Oh, by the by I nerve said "hot"

El Padrino said...

what did you say

Steve said...

great body

Steve said...

so this lacross dudes is saying that even though he kicked the girls door down, punched her, shook her, slammed her head in the wall; the death was actually an accident.


not the sharpest tack in the box

tem said...

lacrosse is a rich kid sport.

tem said...

"so this lacross dudes is saying that even though he kicked the girls door down, punched her, shook her, slammed her head in the wall; the death was actually an accident.
"

as was said before, bitch rose up.

El Padrino said...

"World's oldest person dies"

bound to happen

Beth said...

"i don't search for boobs, boobs search for me.

/Lp"


Hilarity.

El Padrino said...

starbucks sued for selling hot tea

El Padrino said...

that is called the Wink

nsfw

Jugdish said...

nsfw


nsfLpw


new acronym

El Padrino said...

Pacman to sign with the Bengals

El Padrino said...

that was funny

El Padrino said...

"Tasered teen called dad for OK to run on field"

asswipe

Jugdish said...

i heard that too. I think his dad told him no.

ZAP

should've listened to your old man kid.

Keef said...

"lower case"



fucking hilarious, YMSOAB

El Padrino said...

how to butcher a pig

El Padrino said...

fucking hilarious, YMSOAB

thank you

Spaceman Spiff said...

"how to butcher a pig"

july 4, going to a friends house where they will have butchered and cooked up 2 pigs

im pumped

tem said...

time to do some sporcle stuff.

meiz is jealous

El Padrino said...

Authorities have brought terrorism and mass destruction charges against the suspect in the failed Times Square car bombing, saying he has confessed to receiving explosives training in Pakistan.

loser

El Padrino said...

"july 4, going to a friends house where they will have butchered and cooked up 2 pigs

im pumped"

excellent, been to a few cuban pig roasts

they are fantastic

Jugdish said...

excellent, been to a few cuban pig roasts


is that like the comedy central roasts?


s

tem said...

59/129

Steve said...

"Small Piece of Luggage Explodes at Bush Intercontinental Airport in Houston"

El Padrino said...

whoa

shit just got real

Steve said...

"shit just got real"


maybe. that's all anybody knows. could have been a can of hairspray that got to hot.

tem said...

keith will get 12/12

tem said...

tem got 10-12. ran out of time...

El Padrino said...

0/12

tem said...

18/24


apologies if these are temfast

tem said...

6/8

Steve said...

no fire, no damage, no injuries, no disturbance in Airport activity.



i hate Fox

tem said...

35/35

El Padrino said...

your full of shit

Keef said...

78/129

El Padrino said...

keef, get a pizza oven in your backyard

Keef said...

6/12

Jugdish said...

i can't sporcle from work either...woe

tem said...

"your full of shit"

me? not so much

tem said...

the 35/35 one is pretty easy

Keef said...

9/24

Keef said...

5/8

Spaceman Spiff said...

"keef, get a pizza oven in your backyard"

have the parents deported then buy it at the auction

El Padrino said...

i dont do word ladders

Jugdish said...

i dont do word ladders, unless they help me get the booze off the top shelf


fixed

tem said...

being able to spell and/or type well does help the word ladder

tem said...

cmelp gets the booze off the top shelf

tem said...

or lp puts on his heels

tem said...

either way a word ladder is not needed

tem said...

annihilate

tem said...

you

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