Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Frogs and Butterflies

Well lots of fun news out there on the WWL today. Tiger lost his swing cost, goddman pools. Habs forced game 7, stupid Pens, just win already. Lakers into the West finals, good for them. Steroid guy is gonna lose his ROY trophy. I wonder if they come to his house and take it back or if they just make a new one. LeBron asks for Rondo, well Bron its a little late in the year to make trades. (DYSWIDT?) Daley got cut by the UFC for punching Cocksheck in the face after the fight. Haha. Machida just woke up.

You ever wonder what makes an irregular heartbeat so bad? I mean, what if the irregular heartbeat is more efficient? Couldn't it be better? Is the normal human heartbeat the best we have? If I ever get diagnosed with an irregular heartbeat I am going to make them tell me why it is worse than the normal one. Maybe it will be better for 40 yard dashes, annihilate you.

Its raining today and we are supposed to play softball. The over under on number of players who ask me if we are cancelled is 8.5. We have 12 people on the team counting me.

Back to that AP revote...why don't they just give the trophy to the second place finisher? How all of a sudden is he not going to be the new winner? Sorry dude back then you were good enough to get second, but now that the first place guy cheated you are still just second, some other guy did better now.

My roommate wants to buy a motorcycle. He finds one on Craigslist for $5200. Sends the guy an email asking if he'll take $4900. I tell the roommate to look up the blue book value before he makes an offer. So the seller is all about taking $4900. Turns out the blue book is $4000. My roommate is a ratard. Also he can't sell diamonds.

Speaking of diamonds cgtif lost her earring yesterday. She looked for it in the morning and then again when she got home. She finally found it when she took her bra off, it was in there all day. This is awesome because now if anything is missing I can just go right to the boobs and look for it there. Can't find the ketchup in the fridge, check her bra. Can't find my keys, check the bra. This is great.

OK I should go to work. I was supposed to be there 20 mins ago. Its raining so traffic is gonna suck. Although I am leaving later, so I might get there earlier than if I had left...well you know the rest.

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Steve said...

"This is awesome because now if anything is missing I can just go right to the boobs and look for it there. Can't find the ketchup in the fridge, check her bra. Can't find my keys, check the bra. This is great."


sweet!

Beth said...

""This is awesome because now if anything is missing I can just go right to the boobs and look for it there."

If cgtif goes along with this she either really likes tem or needs a helmet. Here's hoping it's the former for you tem.

Beth said...

And even though she wasn't wearing a skimpy dress last night (sorry Elizabeth Hasselbeck), I thought EA looked amazing last night and had a quite sultry tango. Those of you hung up on her nose are ridiculous.

The video is worth watching if for nothing else for her jump where her crotch ends up in her partner's face.

Beth said...

"Tiger lost his swing cost"

Cost?

BLUE said...

"Back to that AP revote...why don't they just give the trophy to the second place finisher? How all of a sudden is he not going to be the new winner? Sorry dude back then you were good enough to get second, but now that the first place guy cheated you are still just second, some other guy did better now."


they're re-voting, and you can still vote for Cushing, so he'll probably still win...but probably not

BLUE said...

so bras and pools, that's where things get lost

BLUE said...

WADR she must have huge breasts to lose an earring in there and not know it.


WADR way to go tem

jugdish said...

Steroid guy is gonna lose his ROY trophy. I wonder if they come to his house and take it back or if they just make a new one.


I can understand taking away awards and how that works, but not taking away wins and titles from college teams for example. We have video that shows they won, and they still experienced it, so how does that work? Until we can travel back in time, this will not be an effective punishment.

jugdish said...

""This is awesome because now if anything is missing I can just go right to the boobs and look for it there."


you can get a lot of mileage out of that one

jugdish said...

also on the nominee for the supreme court...how does someone who has never been a judge get nominated to the supreme court? On the surface I'd think that would be a minimum requirement. Maybe its happened before, just doesn't make cents* to me.

My Team Is The Gay said...

wow how wet was EA during that dance

BLUE said...

EA is boning that dude, no doubt

Steve said...

"also on the nominee for the supreme court"

I'm not a fan so far. She has a sketchy hiring history. And not letting the military recruiters on the Harvard campus is shady as well.

I'll wait till she has something to say, I guess, but she strikes me as a class warrior.

Steve said...

"EA is boning that dude, no doubt"


we can only hope

My Team Is The Gay said...

yeah the judge nomination is mind bottling*

another obama ally, this guy really thinks he's sticking around for 8 years i guess

Steve said...

i'm surprised you don't like her EP.

She's white, she's rich, she's white, she's upperclass, she's connected, she's white.

jugdish said...

And not letting the military recruiters on the Harvard campus is shady as well.


yeah im obviously against that one. im trying to keep an open mind. i hope she at least watches judge judy on a regular basis

jugdish said...

lakers and suns not starting until next monday...dumb

My Team Is The Gay said...

"She's white, she's rich, she's white, she's upperclass, she's connected, she's white."

you meant blue

jugdish said...

you meant blue


she looked white to me

Beth said...

"she looked white to me"

Hilarity.

Steve said...

""she looked white to me"

Hilarity."




^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

My Team Is The Gay said...

what is white anyway, we are all descendents of a european nation

Steve said...

"what is white anyway, we are all descendents of a european nation"


i cam from the congo, biatch!

My Team Is The Gay said...

can we add coloring and play doh building to the lov olympics?

fucking annihilate all of you in those too

My Team Is The Gay said...

"i cam from the congo, biatch!"

assalamkalamam my brother

BLUE said...

not sure that's something to be proud of


and my playdoh skillz are unparalleled

BLUE said...

"what is white anyway, we are all descendents of a european nation"

i think that's the definition...anglo saxon

tem said...

"Those of you hung up on her nose are ridiculous."

i can't help that i have standards.

BLUE said...

by the way, white is a color, not an ethnicity...kind of like how haitians are black

tem said...

"EA is boning that dude, no doubt"

first thing the dancer says to his partner if she is hot "if we start having sex we will dance better together and you will stay on the show longer"

BLUE said...

i would bone that julianna hough chick that's on that show

My Team Is The Gay said...

"if we start having sex we will dance better together and you will stay on the show longer"

good call

My Team Is The Gay said...

"i would bone that julianna hough chick that's on that show"

and her brother

/meiz

tem said...

""Tiger lost his swing cost"

Cost?"

HDH to start the day for me.

tem said...

"i would bone that julianna hough chick that's on that show"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

tem said...

good nose of that hough chick.

BLUE said...

yep, and the rest of her body is good too

BLUE said...

that's the chick that apolo anton ohno was all up in, the year he was on

tem said...

yep, now she is baning some country star...because she wants to sing country.

tem said...

banging

tem said...

she's gonna be on the dancing show again though

jugdish said...

and her brother

/meiz



chuckle

kod said...

Maybe its happened before, just doesn't make cents* to me.

yeah, I don't get the Harriet Miers choice, um, I mean, the Elena Kagan selection

jugdish said...

i want to see judge joe brown on the supreme court...


s

kod said...

"Although many Democrats have asserted that the court under Chief Justice John Roberts has pursued an activist agenda, 46 percent said the court had been balanced in its opinion, 26 percent regarded it as liberal and 21 percent as conservative. Seven percent were undecided. "

-26% of Dems think the current court is more liberal than conservative? Yikes, who are these people?

Steve said...

"yeah, I don't get the Harriet Miers choice, um, I mean, the Elena Kagan selection"


ha

My Team Is The Gay said...

betty white was hilarious sat night

My Team Is The Gay said...

"Best Buddies is a Massachusetts-based nonprofit, now with 1,500 chapters nationwide, founded to encourage friendship and create employment opportunities for mentally handicapped people."

good news steve!

kod said...

aja though, some of the most famous and influential SC justices had no previous bench experience before joining the Court, and that goes for both conservatives and liberals (i.e. Warren, Rehnquist, Frankfurter, Brandeis to name a few...thanks google for those last two!)

-still, I do feel more comfortable with existing judges being appointed to the bench (especially because they have a much more developed record of their jurisprudence and you pretty much know what you are getting ahead of time)

jugdish said...

-still, I do feel more comfortable with existing judges being appointed to the bench (especially because they have a much more developed record of their jurisprudence and you pretty much know what you are getting ahead of time)



agreed...part of me also feels like if you get someone in there without the experience/record then you are getting a "yes man" for whatever administration appointed them.

kod said...

"part of me also feels like if you get someone in there without the experience/record then you are getting a "yes man" for whatever administration appointed them."

-well, justices aren't tied to particular administrations for very long, but I do see your point. Liberals have been pretty fortunate that conservative appointed justices have tended to drift much further to the lefft over the years than anticipated (see Stevens, Brennen, even O'Conner)...at least until the latest round of Roberts and Alito. Roberts still may move over time, Alito will not (nor will Thomas, Kennedy or Scalia).
-in any case, whoever gets picked won't change the political composition of the Court for a very long time (until Scalia, Thomas, Kennedy or Roberts steps down, which I don't see happening for at least 10-15 years....and even then it will only matter if the replacement is left of center)
-only takes 5 to get on your side; which is why we keep getting these bitterly divided 5-4 rulings.

kod said...

and my last comment on the SC is that while O'Conner shifted considerably during her tenure, she more than made that up to conservatives with the timing of her retirement. She made sure to do it while Bush was in office so a conservative would take her place. She was not that old or sick, she easily could have held out her retirement until the 2008 elections were complete. Her timing (combined with how crucial that 9th justice is in a court with a 4-4 ideological split) will shape America for decades.

Steve said...

all this legal/justice/law talk is making Beth miss the good ole days

BLUE said...

supreme court is just figure heads anyway

Meiz said...

"The video is worth watching if for nothing else for her jump where her crotch ends up in her partner's face."


Oh my

Beth said...

all this legal/justice/law talk is making Beth wet

*fixed

My Team Is The Gay said...

"Kagan used to smoke cigarettes and cigars, was coxswain for a women's crew team at Oxford, and played a lot of softball."

cox?

/ep

My Team Is The Gay said...

this nominee sounds like a lesbian

My Team Is The Gay said...

"McCann is going back to eyeglasses despite having laser surgery in the offseason to correct his vision. He could play Saturday if his new glasses arrive."

damn, hope that dont happen to any of us

BLUE said...

fuck oxford

My Team Is The Gay said...

free iced coffee

ohhh...Splat said...

it's some anniversary of doctor j's reverse layup.

ohhh...Splat said...

magic was just talking on sportscenter about it.

he's kinda goofy.

Beth said...

"damn, hope that dont happen to any of us"

The AJC has been all over this. The lasik he had in the off-season was actually his second one, trying to fix the first one.

kod said...

I'd be too chicken to get lasik (I don't need it, so no worries anyway); I had to research cases of botches surguries, and reading some of the horror stories were enough to scare me off for good.

My Team Is The Gay said...

"I broke a personal record last week: Four playoff games in four nights, in Los Angeles (Game 2, Lakers-Jazz), Phoenix (Game 2, Suns-Spurs), Orlando (Game 2, Magic-Hawks) and Boston (Game 3, Celtics-Cavaliers)."


great job

ohhh...Splat said...

Did we talk about the invites the big 10 sent out?

Notre Dame, Nebraska, Missouri, Rutgers.

ohhh...Splat said...

I think they could do better.

Nebraska, Missouri and Rutgers significantly weaken the basketball side of things.

And Mizzou and Rutgers aren't great in football either.

My Team Is The Gay said...

i REALLY dont want joe johnson on the Knicks

BLUE said...

it's not about competitive teams, it's about gaining the TV markets that they're in.

Missouri brings in Kansas City and St. Louis, big Markets. Rutgers gets the NY metro area, Nebraska has a loyal following in the midwest. ND brings in Chicago

BLUE said...

and missouri is consistently an NCAA tourney team

Meiz said...

Mizzou has had a pretty strong basketball team recently, and Notre Dame has been decent as of late too.

I'd be more worried about Notre Dame's football team

BLUE said...

missouri has been a better football team than most big10 schools the last 5 years as well

My Team Is The Gay said...

they said neither were going to accept it

especially rutgers and mizzou

BLUE said...

problem is, that if all 4 teams accept, then they have 15, will have to add one more

kod said...

they said neither were going to accept it

I heard on Sportscenter that all were locks to accept except for ND

Meiz said...

"i REALLY dont want joe johnson on the Knicks"


Well that's what you're getting

Meiz said...

I might be needing to get on the Depot train

jugdish said...

decent article on big ten expansion

Meiz said...

Lame

My Team Is The Gay said...

"I heard on Sportscenter that all were locks to accept except for ND"

my intel was based on hearing it yesterday from andy katz at about 10pm

probably just his opinion and no truth

BLUE said...

they'll all accept it.

last year every big10 team got roughly 22M from their TV deal, which is almost double what anyone in the big12 (missouri/nebraska) received.

Notre Dame has figured out that they'll make more money in the Big10 tvdeal than if they stayed exclusive with NBC.

Meiz said...

This is a fucking shame

My Team Is The Gay said...

ND to big ten has been a rumor forever, why now

BLUE said...

a lot of talk around here that Texas might become an independent if the big12 folds

My Team Is The Gay said...

"This is a fucking shame"

if you say so

BLUE said...

"ND to big ten has been a rumor forever, why now"

straight cash homey.

big10 network is expected to make super huge bank over the next 5 years.

Keef said...

"And Mizzou and Rutgers aren't great in football either."


They've been better than ND over the last 10 years

BLUE said...

also talk that if the Big10 expands to 16 teams, the SEC will try and grab a couple more (Texas and Oklahoma) to compete.

Keef said...

Katy Perry is #1 on the Maxim top 100?

BLUE said...

she has nice tits

My Team Is The Gay said...

They've been better than ND over the last 10 years


^^^^^^^^

My Team Is The Gay said...

"she has nice tits"

they are awesome

My Team Is The Gay said...

the ACC should fold, they are awful

Keef said...

17/32

My Team Is The Gay said...

contract the whole conference like the expos

Keef said...

""she has nice tits"

they are awesome"


Not disagreeing. But #1? Stop it.

Keef said...

"contract the whole conference like the expos"


You know they didn't contract the Expos, right?

Steve said...

"Not disagreeing. But #1? Stop it."


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


Top 10...maybe.

My Team Is The Gay said...

"You know they didn't contract the Expos, right?"

by contract i mean move

My Team Is The Gay said...

technical timmy

My Team Is The Gay said...

"Not disagreeing. But #1? Stop it."

agree

Meiz said...

what's the deal with foreigners and bringing their kids to work?

Keef said...

"by contract i mean move"


So you don't mean contract. Got it.

My Team Is The Gay said...

i have alot of good ofers in y! beisbol

anyone want one?

Meiz said...

"by contract i mean move"


Of course. Like when they contracted the Washington Senators.

Keef said...

And how do you "contract" (move) the ACC?

My Team Is The Gay said...

"So you don't mean contract. Got it."

this close though....that should have been a 30-30

kod said...

"Like when they contracted the Washington Senators."

twice (and counting)

My Team Is The Gay said...

"And how do you "contract" (move) the ACC?"

spread em out, each conference gets one, like a draft

kod said...

this close though....that should have been a 30-30

-agreed; they should do one on the contraction plans for the Twins and Expos and how they fell apart (ns). I will never accept Selig after Polad and he tried to kill us off.

ohhh...Splat said...

"They've been better than ND over the last 10 years"

Okay pecos.

ND 70-52 3 BCS Bowls
Missouri 70-54 0 BCS Bowls
Rutgers 58-63 0 BCS Bowls

Keef said...

"i have alot of good ofers in y! beisbol

anyone want one?"


What are you ofering?

Keef said...

"spread em out, each conference gets one, like a draft"

I see where you're going, but not sure how that would work since half the conferences are too far west. Goddman east coast bias

My Team Is The Gay said...

"What are you ofering?"

hunter
wells
victorino
bird
bay

ohhh...Splat said...

"What are you ofering?"

OFers.

duh.

no hdh, just confusing non-capitalization.

My Team Is The Gay said...

OUTFIELDERS

for all you grammar teachers out there today

Meiz said...

"ND 70-52 3 BCS Bowls"


Notre Dame has a goddmann BCS Bowl clause with the NCAA

kod said...

"MLB commissioner Bud Selig, in a press conference Monday April 10th 2010 in Minneapolis, reportedly indicated that the Major League’s contraction plan supposedly involving the Minnesota Twins was but a “myth.”"

-Selig acts like it's impossible to look up articles from 2002, some of which he specifically talks about the possibility of the Twins being contracted (which I just did...the MLB even appealed the MN state court judge who ruled against MLB trying to contract the Twins in 2002).
-what a douche

ohhh...Splat said...

Your point?

The NCAA made the deal because they wanted to include ND.

How can you hold that against ND?

My Team Is The Gay said...

"what's the deal with foreigners and bringing their kids to work?"

huh

ohhh...Splat said...

They played under the system in place and made the bowls.

It is what it is.

tem said...

if any conference goes away it will have to be the Big East

tem said...

its pretty close to losing its auto BCS bid. well 3 years away or so.

BLUE said...

big least is already shit.

rumor was that Pitt was going to get one ofthe big10 spots too, not sure what happened there.

ohhh...Splat said...

If (AHIIK) all 4 of the current invites accept, Pitt would have to be the frontrunner to round the conference out.

My Team Is The Gay said...

or louisville

My Team Is The Gay said...

big east is great in college bball though

Steve said...

"big east is great in college bball though"

whatever. the trophy is sitting in North Carolina


booooyaaaa.

BLUE said...

"big east is great in college bball though"

true, but all the good basketball teams are shitty football schools (if they even have football)

BLUE said...

"whatever. the trophy is sitting in North Carolina"

yep, at the dean dome

ohhh...Splat said...

Time to watch the Betty White SNL.

kod said...

but all the good basketball teams are shitty football schools (if they even have football)

tOSU is pretty balanced between the two

My Team Is The Gay said...

you'll like it

ohhh...Splat said...

"tOSU is pretty balanced between the two"

Ohio State isn't in the Big East.

ohhh...Splat said...

"you'll like it"

monologue was very good.

Meiz said...

"big east is great in college bball though"


Stop it

Meiz said...

girl from Sunday told me she was actually on eHarmony for a little.

I'm knockin' the bottom out of that.

BLUE said...

ok teej

Meiz said...

New guy asks too many fucking questions. Just stupid shit, like "Can you draw?". Dude stfu.

BLUE said...

well...can you draw?

kod said...

"Ohio State isn't in the Big East."

apology accepted

kod said...

"girl from Sunday told me she was actually on eHarmony for a little."

Hey There

BLUE said...

"17/32"

20/32

ohhh...Splat said...

"apology accepted"

So you misread something and I'm apologizing?

Unlikely.

Apology rescinded.

ohhh...Splat said...

Whatever happened to Jay-Z retiring?

kod said...

"So you misread something and I'm apologizing?

Unlikely.

Apology rescinded."

-a little touchey tody Blue? No firings in a while?

BLUE said...

there you go misreading things again

BLUE said...

apology necessary

kod said...

Hardy going to the DL

shitty

ohhh...Splat said...

"-a little touchey tody Blue? No firings in a while?"

Are you already drunk?

aitch.

Meiz said...

"Whatever happened to Jay-Z retiring?"


He remembered how much he loves making millions of dollars off of white kids in the suburbs

BLUE said...

"He remembered how much he loves making millions of dollars off of white kids in the suburbs"

that's exactly what his press release said

My Team Is The Gay said...

hahhaha

nice kod, you are drunk at work

kudos

Steve said...

"He remembered how much he loves making millions of dollars off of white kids in the suburbs who have shitty taste in music"


*fixed

ohhh...Splat said...

This really segment is fan-tastic.

A+ work so far.

Meiz said...

New kid is really on my nerves

Beth said...

"New kid is really on my nerves"

Didn't see that coming.

S

Meiz said...

New chick's browsing a magazine.

New guy: Whatcha readin about?





Annoying as hell

Steve said...

"New chick's browsing a magazine.
New guy: Whatcha readin about?

Annoying as hell"


is this the chick with the body? If so, YOU should be asking her what she is reading.

Meiz said...

taxes

Meiz said...

I'm eating my sandwich.


New guy: Made a sandwich, huh? How come you didn't make it at home?

Meiz: Because I made it here

My Team Is The Gay said...

isnt that old news?

kod said...

"nice kod, you are drunk at work"

-I'm not at work (ns); not drunk either though. Vicoden

kod said...

hurt my back on Sunday; took yesterday and today off to recoup

back to work tomorrow

Steve said...

yea, i've "hurt my back" before too and had to get vicoden.


[s]

BLUE said...

were you picking cotton?

Meiz said...

"isnt that old news?"


You tend to ignore the weekend conversations & debates.

kod said...

just took my last one at 1:00 PM; it's almost all better

-got too carried away on Sunday playing with the grandkids

Meiz said...

"got too carried away on Sunday playing with the grandkids"



Burns the eyes

My Team Is The Gay said...

meiz new kid just trying to fit in

stop acting like a douche

My Team Is The Gay said...

i didnt eat enough for lunch

if there was a natural way to contain one's hunger/appetite that would be the best diet

My Team Is The Gay said...

what kind of diet are you on?

just not hungry diet

BLUE said...

oh you mean like using a hunger suppressant like appamine

BLUE said...

"meiz new kid just trying to fit in

stop acting like a douche"

meiz is too cool for school

Keef said...

"hunter
wells
victorino
bird
bay"


Larry Bird?

Keef said...

Jay Mohr was clowing* Blake LIvely

My Team Is The Gay said...

oh you mean like using a hunger suppressant like appamine"

right but not that, cuz it's not natural

Keef said...

"if there was a natural way to contain one's hunger/appetite that would be the best diet"


A few chicks I know went on some diet where they only eat 500 calories a day. They lost a lot of weight. Then they went back to their normal diet and gained it all back in like a week

My Team Is The Gay said...

"A few chicks I know went on some diet where they only eat 500 calories a day. They lost a lot of weight. Then they went back to their normal diet and gained it all back in like a week"

500 calories = fucking starving

My Team Is The Gay said...

i think that's the idea behind the lap band surgery, your belly fills up alot quicker because it's tied off in half

Steve said...

"were you picking cotton?"


ha

Steve said...

"500 calories = fucking starving"


if you cut out meat, carbs, grease, sugar, salt, oil etc etc. 500 calories of just fruits and vegies isn't that bad. that's like 3 or 4 big plates of fruits and veggies a day.


but...Fuck That.

My Team Is The Gay said...

"Beyond right field was a pre-existing swimming pool in the city park. Long before the "splash hits" at AT&T Park in San Francisco, there were occasional "splash hits" here. The idea of the swimming pool itself was later replicated in Chase Field in Phoenix)."



Expos did it first

Keef said...

I'm shocked. SHOCKED

BLUE said...

expos did what first.

built a stadium around a swimming pool?

My Team Is The Gay said...

"built a stadium around a swimming pool?"

hahahaa

yeah but by accident, there was a city pool outside Jarry stadium, over the right field wall

Keef said...

"Expos did it first"

Colorado Springs AAA team had a hot tub when I went to a game in the mid-90s

BLUE said...

<a href="http://www.sporcle.com/games/hscer/top30_countries>9/14</a>

BLUE said...

"Colorado Springs AAA team had a hot tub when I went to a game in the mid-90s"

was it a time masheen?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"if there was a natural way to contain one's hunger/appetite that would be the best diet"

moderation is natural

Spaceman Spiff said...

less than a month until EP has a six pack

BLUE said...

9/14

try again

tem said...

only up to 7 people asking about softball

tem said...

whats the deal with this hasselbeck chick insulting and the apologizing to EA?

tem said...

did she say her nose was jacked up?

she shouldn't apologize for that

Spaceman Spiff said...

chick is the key word

My Team Is The Gay said...

"Android phones pass iPhone in U.S."

DROID

My Team Is The Gay said...

block

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