Friday, May 28, 2010

DID YOU PLUG THE HOLE YET, DADDY?' --- TWSS

Well that is the last time I try to use my blackberry to schedule a post. I swear I wrote stuff. I wrote alot of stuff too. I wanna act all pissed but I'm really not. Anyway it's funs watching the Mets pound that lil hippie twat waffle Cole Hammels into the ground. 27 innings, 27 zero's. O:FP is upon us. Trust me. SAH-WEEP. No I can forget about the past two collapses. ESS. Lakers won, it was close. Cardiac Artest!! You say corny I say genius. I wrote about jobs. I will re-hash in comments. Blackberrys are no IPADs.

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Beth said...

Caput mundi posts are the better.

s

Beth said...

And here I thought the holiday was Monday - where is everyone?

Well where is everyone but Tem, I know where he is right now, hanging out at my apartment.

s

El Padrino said...

i wrote alot, blackberry fucked me

El Padrino said...

i just updated a summary of what i wrote but it was longer

i was complaining how my job is so unfulfilling, i was watching the national geographic piece on the gulf spill and it was awesome

these guys have like amazing jobs

El Padrino said...

how was work today honey?

good, I rescued 115 people, then salvaged a rig fire

oh, i made meatloaf!

El Padrino said...

cmep's gyno has a brother who is a pediatric dr, the offices are across the hall from each other

so he delivers them
lil bro cares for them

how cool is that and how proud are the parents

Beth said...

"i was complaining how my job is so unfulfilling"

Nice post meiz.

El Padrino said...

all yobs have pros and cons so it's a useless thought

which is why i posted it or why i wrote it and didnt post it by accident

El Padrino said...

BAGELS!!!!

El Padrino said...

it's just me and u darlin'

wanna dance

Todd Packer said...

big sweep, ep.... zero runs... crazy

Todd Packer said...

is there an ep/meiz mess/brewers bet on the table?

El Padrino said...

if meiz is willing

El Padrino said...

huge sweep

i know may but damn, three shutouts of that team?

crazy

Todd Packer said...

"three shutouts of that team?"

caught the phils at the right time... the phils will bust out and return to scoring lots of runs soon

Todd Packer said...

jose with 5 straight multi-hit games is nice

El Padrino said...

still only 26
how ya doin

El Padrino said...

wright 27
how ya doin

Todd Packer said...

"wright 27
how ya doin"

too many Ks

El Padrino said...

way too many

El Padrino said...

.300, 25 hr, 110 rbi, 25 SB's

i'll take it though, despite 190 k's

BLUE said...

"i know may but damn, three shutouts of that team?"


that's what happens when the phillies can't steal signs

Todd Packer said...

i think bay would have about 10 HRs this season if he was still playing in fenway.... some of his doubles this past series were HRs in just about every other ballpark

Todd Packer said...

"that's what happens when the phillies can't steal signs"

good point, blue

El Padrino said...

good point, blue

^^

El Padrino said...

"i think bay would have about 10 HRs this season if he was still playing in fenway.... some of his doubles this past series were HRs in just about every other ballpark"

yeah, that park is cavernous
MUCH worse than Shea ever was and Shea was a pitchers park

Beth said...

TMMT.

Todd Packer said...

i think someday they will bring the walls in a bit at citi

Todd Packer said...

"TMMT"

true, but it's rare that they sweep the phils

El Padrino said...

fuck it, leave it alone

polo grounds was like 470 to dead center

Todd Packer said...

i have only watched 2 nba playoff games so far.... i'm not sucked

Todd Packer said...

how is tem doing, beth?

Beth said...

Not too well, he has yet to find me.

BLUE said...

"Not too well, he has yet to find me"

pretty sad if he's sitting in your apartment


did you go to the pool

/tem joke

El Padrino said...

burn obama, burn

zeke read that

El Padrino said...

beard growing in full effect

El Padrino said...

also he golfs too much and really sucks at it

El Padrino said...

meiz coach the potus

he needs you

Spaceman Spiff said...

richardson, weight room

sincerely,
artest

Beth said...

"meiz coach the potus"

What's his budget for new clubs?

/meiz

Todd Packer said...

"also he golfs too much and really sucks at it"

meiz will not like the headline from that article

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP, forgot to menton this, when I was in SF, some Subways over there made pizza too, your dreams have come true

BLUE said...

"EP, forgot to menton this, when I was in SF, some Subways over there made pizza too, your dreams have come true"

subways make pizza here...it's authentic

El Padrino said...

gross

El Padrino said...

what's with this greyson chance

El Padrino said...

poor gary coleman

BLUE said...

no, it's really good

Spaceman Spiff said...

"poor gary coleman"

when one hurts, they all hurt

Spaceman Spiff said...

eltardo mailbag up

El Padrino said...

"when one hurts, they all hurt"

whatchu talkinbout spiff!

El Padrino said...

spiff did you do a keller joint?

i hate him

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea, it wasnt anything special

Spaceman Spiff said...

"• You know how every boxing undercard is horrible? Why hasn't a Vegas casino tried this idea: Instead of lousy undercard fights that nobody cares about, why not start with a headlining entertainer (say, Danny Gans)"

someone tell eltardo danny gans is dead

Spaceman Spiff said...

people have notified him

BLUE said...

ok, instead of danny gans, how bout george lopez?

El Padrino said...

or dane cook

Spaceman Spiff said...

paramore's singer's tits

she tweeted the pic, then took it down and claims she got hacked

Spaceman Spiff said...

the bandwagon fans' emails are hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP made the mailbag!

This is how I roll said...

IIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT'SSSSSSSSSSSS FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY

Meiz said...

I forgot my lunch in the fridge. Woe.

Meiz said...

"is there an ep/meiz mess/brewers bet on the table?"


Get the fuck out of here with that noise.

Meiz said...

"Get the fuck out of here with that noise."


Pussy


/beth

BLUE said...

"or dane cook"

or have one of the fighters warm up by sparring with dane cook

Meiz said...

"i think someday they will bring the walls in a bit at citi"


Or Omar could bring in players that can actually play in a fashion suited for the building.

Meiz said...

"meiz will not like the headline from that article"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


Sitting at the bar with bossman & some people last night I overheard someone say "go golfing", my natural reaction kicked in and I yelled "GOLF IS A NOUN".

El Padrino said...

"Or Omar could bring in players that can actually play in a fashion suited for the building."


speed and defense

BLUE said...

eltardo already fixed the danny gans comment

Meiz said...

Yovani better not suck today

This is how I roll said...

I need to get done with work early so I can go golfing today

BLUE said...

I went golfing yesterday...only got to play 9 though

Beth said...

"Pussy

/beth"

Thanks for saving me the trouble.

El Padrino said...

i play golf once a year

BLUE said...

"i play golf once a year"

but how many times do you go golfing

JFreak said...

I play tolf twice a week.

Meiz said...

New kid doesn't do the sports thing.

Another strike.

Meiz said...

"I play tolf twice a week."

Nice work

JFreak said...

It almost makes me want to try golf.

BLUE said...

yesterday was my first day out.

i sucked

BLUE said...

went with crazy IT guy, hot receptionist, and HR lady.

HR lady didn't golf, just there to make sure I didn't sexually harass (s)

El Padrino said...

is there a pic of the mj stache?

JFreak said...

mj stache

BLUE said...

video of mj's stache

JFreak said...

Mine was better.

Suck it, blue.

BLUE said...

yes, yours certainly did suck

JFreak said...

apology not accepted.

El Padrino said...

freaks was as like

This is how I roll said...

your face is as like

El Padrino said...

is it?

El Padrino said...

as like an as or as like your face

El Padrino said...

this fay guy in my section is so gross

eats giant tuna heroes with extra mayo

big man, there is mayo IN THE TUNA

El Padrino said...

then brings home three heros for home, and doesnt put them in the fridge

so to recap

4 giants tuna heros with extra mayo, 3 sit on his desk all day and he says his daughter loves it

baby rhino

El Padrino said...

this is the guy that looks like paul berra

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Yovani better not suck today"

did he make a comment on LOVAD saying he wasnt gonna suck

Spaceman Spiff said...

"this fay guy "

fat and gay?

Beth said...

"big man, there is mayo IN THE TUNA"

Ummmm, that's why it's called EXTRA mayo.

JFreak said...

"then brings home three heros for home"

Does he take them home?

El Padrino said...

damn Poke died

El Padrino said...

"Does he take them home?"

yes to feed his giant family

El Padrino said...

maybe he lives with jungle cats

JFreak said...

Home?

El Padrino said...

"Ummmm, that's why it's called EXTRA mayo."

i dont think he relizes there is mayo on the tuna

El Padrino said...

Home?

home, yes, to his house, 4-5 hours from now

JFreak said...

home.

El Padrino said...

no way lindsey sucks cock on screen right?

El Padrino said...

i know sg has said this but does lindsey realize how much money she can make if she went the porn route?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"After his Counter-Strike character died in a knife fight, 20-year-old Julien Barreaux spent six months tracking down the virtual killer. Then he grabbed a real kitchen knife and paid the man a visit."

jeebus

BLUE said...

literally or figuratively?

JFreak said...

Randy Wells did not do well today.

Spaceman Spiff said...

tired of these motherfucking bombs in this motherfucking country

sam jackson's character's name is H

kod/steve is played by carrie ann moss

Meiz said...

Should we be having a World Cup fantasy league?

BLUE said...

ggood looking movie

BLUE said...

sam jackson beoing bad ass again

BLUE said...

"Should we be having a World Cup fantasy league?"

yes, the draft will feature tea and crumpets and everyone will have to wear bras and panties..

fairy

JFreak said...

I would do it. And probably zeke.

But most everybody else hates soccer.

Meiz said...

Gary Coleman. Dead.

El Padrino said...

my brother!

BLUE said...

12/13

meiz would be ashamed of the one I missed

El Padrino said...

didnt gary live past his time?

i mean midgets normally die young no

El Padrino said...

12 for me too

you missed mullin, i missed pippen

pippen gets no respect and i hate him

BLUE said...

yeah, he shouldn't have been on that team anyway

BLUE said...

neither of them should have

JFreak said...

9/12

JFreak said...

I need to brush up on my state capitals.

This is how I roll said...

jesus spoiler

This is how I roll said...

"this is the guy that looks like paul berra"


Is that Yogi's brother?

Meiz said...

13/13

BLUE said...

"jesus spoiler"

suck it

BLUE said...

shouldn't have been off lollygaggin

El Padrino said...

boooorrrrring

Meiz said...

Very boring

Spaceman Spiff said...

nikki what are u doing, this is not a good thing my child

Spaceman Spiff said...

NSFW

BLUE said...

yeah, what was nikki thinking ?

El Padrino said...

who is that

BLUE said...

YOU LIE

BLUE said...

"who is that"

nikki

Meiz said...

Dummy's going to learn the hard way that she want pint glasses not high-ball glasses for this event she's catering.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"who is that"

some chick either got hacked or lost her phone

El Padrino said...

you lie

wow 5/21 nice work blue

El Padrino said...

anyone need a tiger head for the living room?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"During the 2010 draft, the Seahawks acquired running back LenDale White. But the marriage apparently will be short-lived. Danny O'Neil of the Seattle Times reports that the Seahawks inadvertently posted a press release on the team website indicating White has been released. Though the release has been removed, O'Neil reports that "indications are that it was not a mistake and White is going to be released.""

hilarity

Meiz said...

So I'm sitting here looking at Jason Bay's stats on FanGraphs and I can't help wondering what the fuck EP is constantly complaining about.

El Padrino said...

"So I'm sitting here looking at Jason Bay's stats on FanGraphs and I can't help wondering what the fuck EP is constantly complaining about."

for the first 7 weeks of the season he was awful, also he's on pace for like 11 hr's

that's not good for 66MM

El Padrino said...

mike francesca with a buzz bissinger moment

glory

BLUE said...

buzz is an angry elph*.

if you want to fight with him, follow him on twitter, he gets super pissed

El Padrino said...

just learnt BJ Upton is BJ Upton because his nickname is bossman jr

his name is like melvin emmanuel

Meiz said...

When you're the Mets, you have to overlook that money.

El Padrino said...

people have to overlook your face

This is how I roll said...

zzzzzzzzz

El Padrino said...

money doesnt matter if you dont spend it right

This is how I roll said...

"just learnt BJ Upton is BJ Upton because his nickname is bossman jr"


Thought this was colov

This is how I roll said...

"money doesnt matter if you dont spend it right"

So Mess mgmt sucks. Got it

Meiz said...

"Thought this was colov"

I'm fairly certain it is

El Padrino said...

"So Mess mgmt sucks. Got it"

jury still out, he just signed
but omar is very hot/cold and you cant be hot/cold if your gm, you have to be luke warm

if that makes sense

This is how I roll said...

"jury still out, he just signed
but omar is very hot/cold and you cant be hot/cold if your gm, you have to be luke warm

if that makes sense"


I wasn't necessarily talking about Bay.

This is how I roll said...

Bay specifically*

El Padrino said...

oh ok, piece

Spaceman Spiff said...

I'm the Bossman* Jr. junior
I'm a man to another man to a bitch I'm a pimp in the whip I'm a hundred grand

Meiz said...

How the hell does Johan only have 49 Ks?

Meiz said...

Huh. I didn't realize we have a transaction limit in the Y! league.

Meiz said...

wft is words with friends?

BLUE said...

yes there has always been one

BLUE said...

it's to prevent retardation

Meiz said...

Fuck it. I deleted it, I think.

Meiz said...

I apparently don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

Meiz said...

I think Prince Fielder might not be a vegetarian anymore

This is how I roll said...

"Huh. I didn't realize we have a transaction limit in the Y! league."

Same as last year

Meiz said...

Family Feud on facebook has finally sucked me

Meiz said...

You just gotta play basketball

This is how I roll said...

Awful NYC parents

This is how I roll said...

Good lord

This is how I roll said...

big DP for the Breer's

Meiz said...

Yeah. I can't believe they got out of that inning.

This is how I roll said...

good start for Wakefield today

This is how I roll said...

So tem is in the ATL this weekend, and the Pirates are also in town. Maybe him & Beth went to the game

This is how I roll said...

barbie montag getting divorced. ISBNS

This is how I roll said...

terrible foul called on Jameer

This is how I roll said...

rashard lewis is awful

Meiz said...

"barbie montag getting divorced."


Good for those fucking losers

This is how I roll said...

i hope rondo broke his back

This is how I roll said...

Kinsler gets a HR taken away. That would suck

Meiz said...

Man you HATE Boston, hey?

This is how I roll said...

"Man you HATE Boston, hey?"

More than anything

This is how I roll said...

I dropt* Branyan in bolth* LOV leagues, mize

This is how I roll said...

nice play by d wright

Meiz said...

I noticed

Meiz said...

I have no idea who I'm gonna drop in favor of Gunderson* in the Yahoo league

Meiz said...

I fucking hate this computer

This is how I roll said...

"I have no idea who I'm gonna drop in favor of Gunderson* in the Yahoo league"

Easy call. Drop the Nyger

Meiz said...

I really only follow BrewCrewBabe on twitter because she's cute.

Meiz said...

You're better than that, As.

Meiz said...

I'm not happy about this weekend AT. ALL.

This is how I roll said...

"You're better than that, As."

You don't think you should drop him? Or are you talking about my comment

Meiz said...

AND I'm gonna miss the Mercs game. Fucking bullshit. I hate family.

Meiz said...

"You don't think you should drop him? Or are you talking about my comment"


Comment

This is how I roll said...

"I'm not happy about this weekend AT. ALL."

Catch some fish so it doesn't suck as bad

This is how I roll said...

"Comment"

Yeah. Oh well. I added the right before I hit post comment

This is how I roll said...

MLBN says Bay just made a highlight play on D, then they show it and it was basically a routine catch

This is how I roll said...

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