Thursday, May 27, 2010

Chicago...let's do this!

Still getting used to the posting routine.

So the Super Bowl is going to NJ. I was just giving Lp shit the other day, I really have no problem with the Super Bowl being there. I actually hope it opens the door for other cold weather cities to get the Super Bowl. The reaction on sports talk radio has been mostly negative from what I’ve heard, but that’s not surprising. These sports talk pussies will be traveling to the game and don’t want to be cold. I’ve always enjoyed the conference championship games more anyways. True fans are there and the games are usually more exciting. Lp…my advice to you is don’t go to the Super Bowl up there unless you get a free ticket. Why? You will pay WAY too much money to go to game that the Giants will probably not be playing in just so you can say you have been to one. In reality you will probably have more fun either hosting or going to a Super Bowl party with friends and family.

So the MLB draft is on June 7th. I only mention that because the Nationals have the first pick again, and they will pick Bryce Harper…who has been called the LeBron James of baseball. The kid left high school two years early, got his GED and has been playing at the juco level. The Nats are building a decent little team there. I’m anxious to see how long it takes this kid to work his way through the minors.

OK, so this Chicago thing is going to happen…even if I’m the only one there. The weekend is TBD at this time, but everyone is invited. As soon as I nail down a weekend for my softball team’s beach trip we’ll figure one out that works. I’m planning on flying in on Friday evening and staying two nights. We could have an agenda that may include a personal finance briefing by Lp, an AARP presentation by TP, a yob fair for Mize and H, and bridge safety by me.

Country music video of the week is by the Randy Rogers Band. Go see them tem…do it, do it.

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jugdish said...

sorry for the delay. im not working tomorrow so in my head it was friday and I was waiting for Lp's post.

Beth said...

You can ask Steve where he got his helmet.

s

BLUE said...

good post freak

Beth said...

And yesterday Keith said my name and pic for him were kinda lame (which they kinda were but I picked them out in like 2 minutes), so let's see if this meets with his approval.

Keith your new name is This is how I roll

El Padrino said...

The reaction on sports talk radio has been mostly negative

haters

El Padrino said...

wow

BLUE said...

"The reaction on sports talk radio has been mostly negative"

around here, the guys who weren't athletes are in favor of the superbowl being there, the guys who played, hate it.

Beth said...

Wow?

jugdish said...

around here, the guys who weren't athletes are in favor of the superbowl being there, the guys who played, hate it.


i haven't heard much player reaction, but I just figure the media bitches about it because they are pussies. football is an outdoor sport, sometimes the weather will suck

Beth said...

"football is an outdoor sport, sometimes the weather will suck"

Yeah but do you really want the Super Bowl, which is supposed to be at a neutral site, being affected by weather if the teams are say New Orleans vs. New England? A cold outdoor stadium clearly favors the Patriots there.

El Padrino said...

Wow?

the pic

El Padrino said...

championship games are the better, like jug said

Meiz said...

I am indifferent on the cold weather super bowl

jugdish said...

Yeah but do you really want the Super Bowl, which is supposed to be at a neutral site, being affected by weather if the teams are say New Orleans vs. New England? A cold outdoor stadium clearly favors the Patriots there.


i actually do not prefer the neutral site thing. football is the only pro sport (I think) that has their championship decided on a neutral field.

Meiz said...

EP


Not sure if we've linked this before.

NSFW

jugdish said...

apparently the oil leak was stopped

Meiz said...

My train ride to Chicago is regularly $22. Hopefully I'll be able to score a discount

Beth said...

Blue, you get any hail yesterday?

jugdish said...

the hail was fired

Meiz said...

"apparently the oil leak was stopped"


I watched that boring ass shit all day yesterday.

Watching the oil gush out was much more entertaining.

jugdish said...

good post freak



thanks

/h

jugdish said...

I watched that boring ass shit all day yesterday.

Watching the oil gush out was much more entertaining.



no spoilers! I DVR'd it

Beth said...

"no spoilers! I DVR'd it"

Hilarity.

El Padrino said...

mmm butt burger

delish

El Padrino said...

the tech at the gyno yesterday was HOTTTTTTTTTTTTT

El Padrino said...

in sept cmep will be like 6 months

Meiz said...

Always with the fucking doors. Leave the fucking doors closed. If you're so concerned with keeping your customers happy, then you would listen their complaints about the flies. THERE ARE GARBAGE DUMPSTERS RIGHT OUTSIDE THE BACK DOOR. Fucking shit.

El Padrino said...

not sure if i can swing that, but i will put great effort into it

maybe i can do a football trip out of it, something close to chi town

maybe a Colts game, jug make quick with the actual date so i can check out nfl skeds

jugdish said...

maybe a Colts game, jug make quick with the actual date so i can check out nfl skeds


im working on it...hoping to have something nailed down tonight with the sb team

Beth said...

"the tech at the gyno yesterday was HOTTTTTTTTTTTTT"

Just so you know, hitting on the tech during your wife's pre-natal appointment is kinda tacky.

Meiz said...

Where does one start the process of taking up legal residence in another country?

El Padrino said...

unless i do a mich game

El Padrino said...

"Where does one start the process of taking up legal residence in another country?"

your turning your back on america?

shame on you

El Padrino said...

"Just so you know, hitting on the tech during your wife's pre-natal appointment is kinda tacky."

she started it

jugdish said...

"Where does one start the process of taking up legal residence in another country?"


Woekistan

jugdish said...

Woestrailia

El Padrino said...

Woepan

El Padrino said...

Woeurkey

El Padrino said...

Woetaly

El Padrino said...

Woespain

El Padrino said...

Woemaica

El Padrino said...

Woenzuela

El Padrino said...

Woeland

El Padrino said...

Worea

El Padrino said...

Woeraq

El Padrino said...

Woeussia

El Padrino said...

Woeuba

El Padrino said...

Woe Zealand

El Padrino said...

Woermany

El Padrino said...

Woehailand

Meiz said...

New guy to bossman: What kind of stereos do you like?


What the fuck kind of stupid fucking question is that?

Meiz said...

New kid's been around the world, but has never left Port Washington.

Meiz said...

He's scared of black people. Guaranteed. I can't wait for his first overtly racist comment. It's gonna be embarrassing.

BLUE said...

"New guy to bossman: What kind of stereos do you like?"


is he a bose man? or pioneer? or altec lansing?

Beth said...

"He's scared of black people. Guaranteed. I can't wait for his first overtly racist comment. It's gonna be embarrassing."

You should tell him how you lived in the klan house. Maybe you'll bond and end up liking him.

BLUE said...

"He's scared of black people. Guaranteed. I can't wait for his first overtly racist comment. It's gonna be embarrassing."


it's not as embarrassing as you might think (s)

El Padrino said...

just realized how much college is going to cost me

i need 3 yobs

El Padrino said...

i should start saving soon

Meiz said...

"just realized how much college is going to cost me

i need 3 yobs"


You're so full of shit

jugdish said...

just realized how much college is going to cost me


How much can two years cost?

s

jugdish said...

just realized how much college is going to cost me



don't forget that wedding you'll be paying for. you better get that boy this time around.

El Padrino said...

"You're so full of shit"

you have a warped sense

jugdish said...

Woexico

jugdish said...

Woepan

Meiz said...

"you have a warped sense"


You make too much money to complain about the cost of shit.

jugdish said...

You make too much money to complain about the cost of shit.


he wasn't complaining, he was saying he needs to save for it

jugdish said...

at least that is how i took it

BLUE said...

"just realized how much college is going to cost me"

we're only letting one kid go to college, the other has to be a "dancer"

BLUE said...

college costs an exobitant amount today, imagine what its going to cost in 15 years

Beth said...

"we're only letting one kid go to college, the other has to be a "dancer""

Dancing worked for me!

/beth

El Padrino said...

"college costs an exobitant amount today, imagine what its going to cost in 15 years"

blue knows

El Padrino said...

"You make too much money to complain about the cost of shit."

i can complain about whatever the fuck i want

Meiz said...

"i can complain about whatever the fuck i want"


Your mother

El Padrino said...

i complain about her too

jugdish said...

what time will tem get there beth?

Meiz said...

"i complain about her too"


I just wanted to say Your Mother

El Padrino said...

freak d. lee for reyes

Beth said...

"what time will tem get there beth?"

That's what I keep wondering. I mean I still have to change and everything and my outfit has lots of straps and buckles.

I should be single said...

Youz guyz should meet up with Stiggy in Chicago and form a train

Spaceman Spiff said...

kendra 30 second clip

her naked with the dong, doesnt get put into her moouth until the last second

Meiz said...

This is me not wanting to see dong.

I should be single said...

Watch out, jug

Spaceman Spiff said...

'into' is a reach

I should be single said...

"This is me not wanting to see dong."


Stop it

/LP

I should be single said...

I don't think Kendra's hot at all

Spaceman Spiff said...

"just realized how much college is going to cost me"

so you know your kids wont be smart/hardworking enough to get a scholarship, got it

AJA, out of state tuition is redonk

Spaceman Spiff said...

saw meiz and freak on my vacation, freak had a gf and meiz was short though

Spaceman Spiff said...

disgusting black lady on the bus, had a cup of ice, used all 5 fingers to pick up a cube, put all five fingers in her mouth, chewed on the ice like a beast, repeat

I should be single said...

bgep will get a softball scholarship

Spaceman Spiff said...

black homeless guy o the bus was so ashy his hands looked silver

jugdish said...

Youz guyz should meet up with Stiggy in Chicago and form a train



human centipede

I should be single said...

all the other players will look up to her

jugdish said...

Watch out, jug


we need the AZ law

Meiz said...

"bgep will get a softball scholarship"


The important question: 1st base or catcher?

El Padrino said...

"black homeless guy o the bus was so ashy his hands looked silver"

epic beard man would annihiliate him

I should be single said...

Oh, catcher fo sho

El Padrino said...

spiff how was cosentino's joint?

El Padrino said...

"Oh, catcher fo sho"

the fatter the better

I should be single said...

"the fatter the better"

I wasn't talking about softball

s

Meiz said...

In the butt!

I should be single said...

boogie in the butt

Spaceman Spiff said...

"spiff how was cosentino's joint?"

glorious

got 1 cone

prosciutto cotto
pancetta piana
brown sugar-fennel salami

went back and got another cone

pancetta again
lardo
lonza

lardo was ungodly, phenomenal, but think pancetta was the best because of the balance

I should be single said...

"prosciutto cotto
pancetta piana
brown sugar-fennel salami

pancetta again
lardo
lonza"



::chef boyardee::

Meiz said...

Holy shit. That girl just moved my soul. I can't even describe her.

Meiz said...

Yes, she got a discount, in case you were wondering.

Meiz said...

I'm SHOOK

Spaceman Spiff said...

how are you only gonna bang fine chicks when they get you shook

El Padrino said...

"pancetta again
lardo
lonza

prosciutto cotto
pancetta piana
brown sugar-fennel salami"

i just cummed in my pants

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I have no qualms with making another man cum in his pants"

/meiz

El Padrino said...

I'm SHOOK

pedesital

Meiz said...

"how are you only gonna bang fine chicks when they get you shook"


Not shook in a bad way. Totally made my day.


Shook is a diverse word.

Spaceman Spiff said...

OIC

BLUE said...

oh, you're shocked....got it...there's a difference in the spelling

BLUE said...

btw...the amazing ubaldo, he's pretty suite.

BLUE said...

unbelievable how dominant he's become

BLUE said...

10 starts

9-1 (loss, only gave up one run)

5 games where he hasn't given up a run, and only 2 games where he's given up as many as 2 runs

BLUE said...

.88 ERA through 10 starts is 4th best since 1920

BLUE said...

alright, that's all for my ubaldo slobbering

Spaceman Spiff said...

"alright, that's all for my ubaldo slobbering"

no cy young prediction?

BLUE said...

well, since we're at a quarter way through the season, he might win 30 games (s)

BLUE said...

"no cy young prediction?"


nah, although Greinke started his first 10 games last year with a .84 ERA, and won it.


I will predict he'll be the NL starter in the all-star game though

El Padrino said...

"Let's at least acknowledge the obvious opposite, that if we were currently in a Republican administration that had just okayed offshore drilling in America, and they had gone eight days without serious action, they'd be getting absolutely pilloried in the press."

El Padrino said...

"no cy young prediction?"

Livan Hernandez

S

El Padrino said...

what kind of name is Ubaldo

BLUE said...

dominican?

El Padrino said...

and his last name is jiminez-garcia btw

El Padrino said...

he's got Pedro type stuff

really incredible

BLUE said...

yeah, he got married this off-season

jugdish said...

Holy shit. That girl just moved my soul. I can't even describe her.



she HAD to beunder a buck 60

/mize

Spaceman Spiff said...

wine be expensive yo

El Padrino said...

the pizza idea is the opposite of brilliant

BLUE said...

"he's got Pedro type stuff

really incredible"


yep, throws harder than pedro though...can't wait until he's a free agent and goes and signs with the yankees.

BLUE said...

speakign of the NBA.


if the Lakers get Bosh for garbage (read: bynum and vujacic) as is being rumored...i'm quitting on the NBA...that's fuckign redonk

I should be single said...

"Let's at least acknowledge the obvious opposite, that if we were currently in a Republican administration that had just okayed offshore drilling in America, and they had gone eight days without serious action, they'd be getting absolutely pilloried in the press."


Jesus, woe is me. DIdn't his approval rating take a huge hit because of his reaction to this BP shit?

jugdish said...

if the Lakers get Bosh for garbage (read: bynum and vujacic) as is being rumored...i'm quitting on the NBA...that's fuckign redonk


go to hockey

jugdish said...

Jesus, woe is me. DIdn't his approval rating take a huge hit because of his reaction to this BP shit?


i don't think it was too high before the spill

I should be single said...

"i don't think it was too high before the spill"


So yes. Got it

El Padrino said...

50 cents

El Padrino said...

he's a rapper

jugdish said...

approval rating graff*

jugdish said...

So yes. Got it



so no, not a huge hit. apology accepted

I should be single said...

"he's a rapper"

funny

jugdish said...

"he's a rapper"


::negus please::

El Padrino said...

"Jesus, woe is me. DIdn't his approval rating take a huge hit because of his reaction to this BP shit?"

what does that have to do with anything the rating was low already

and who is woeing, just pointing out that if bush were in office he'd be cricify for a slow response

I should be single said...

"so no, not a huge hit. apology accepted"


Define huge


/twss

BLUE said...

"He dropped from 214 pounds to an astonishing 160 with a liquid diet and three-hour-a-day treadmill walks for nine weeks"

there you go EP, you'll have that six-pack in no time

El Padrino said...

you've been took!
you've been bamboozled!

/zeke

jugdish said...

Define huge


5'9.5"

I should be single said...

"there you go EP, you'll have that six-pack in no time"

I can see 2 1/2 already


/LP

I should be single said...

The NBA on Thursday rescinded one of the two technical fouls assessed to Celtics center Kendrick Perkins in Boston's loss to Orlando in Game 5 of the Eastern Conference finals Wednesday night, meaning Perkins will be available to play in Friday's Game 6.


BF:O

El Padrino said...

tremendous article on the spill and how it should not have happened

BLUE said...

22/30

El Padrino said...

23/30

BLUE said...

fucking pirates and orioles ones were disgusting

I should be single said...

20/30

I should be single said...

"fucking pirates and orioles ones were disgusting"

and the Mess

BLUE said...

mess one was pretty sad too

I should be single said...

Tulo on Rome, blue. I guess it was an hour ago for you

I should be single said...

Tulo promoting some skin cancer awareness program because his cousin died of skin cancer. Blue is shamed

JFreak said...

"freak d. lee for reyes"

I already have a first baseman.

El Padrino said...

"freak d. lee for reyes"

"I already have a first baseman."

yeah i know, i have 4

El Padrino said...

lee and bartlett

JFreak said...

no.

El Padrino said...

i need a damn ac

I should be single said...

22/30

El Padrino said...

Dr. Manish Garg is being accused of fondling a patient. The female patient was rushed into the ER on May 7th after apparently being dosed with a date rape drug, but allegedly awoke to find the 28-year-old intern kissing and groping her. Ever the gentleman, Garg immediately asked her on a date.

El Padrino said...

22/30

I'm Neil Diamond I'll slap you in the mouth!

Meiz said...

On what planet does it take 45 minutes to do a lube, oil, filter on a little car like mine?

jugdish said...

You bet your balls its Neil Diamond.

jugdish said...

On what planet does it take 45 minutes to do a lube, oil, filter on a little car like mine?



Woerth

jugdish said...

or Woearth

El Padrino said...

Woemerica

El Padrino said...

Woesconsin

Todd Packer said...

nice game for jose last night, ep

El Padrino said...

yeah he appears to be back in "baseball condition"

Todd Packer said...

going to NY in august... doubt i could squeeze in the chicago trip (sorry no AARP presentation). sounds like it will be good times

I should be single said...

"Woemerica"

good planet

El Padrino said...

jay glazer piece

I should be single said...

"On what planet does it take 45 minutes to do a lube, oil, filter on a little car like mine?"


you should of* had your world champion auto shop teacher do it

Spaceman Spiff said...

kendra tape is on the interwebz

I should be single said...

Breer's are bad

I should be single said...

"kendra tape is on the interwebz"

Link up some more of the dong scene

/LP

Meiz said...

"you should of* had your world champion auto shop teacher do it"


You have to book an appointment months ahead of time to get work done there. It's crazy, you.

Meiz said...

*2 months

I should be single said...

RM, R?

Meiz said...

seriously. They'll do work on your car for free at the highschool, you just need to provide the parts/supplies

I should be single said...

Wow, what a dumb bitch

Meiz said...

One of the ladies at work was gonna have them do something on her son's car, but there is a 2 month wait.

I should be single said...

Crazy, you

I should be single said...

"seriously. They'll do work on your car for free at the highschool, you just need to provide the parts/supplies"


OIC, that makes cents*. I thought you meant he had a regular shop

I should be single said...

Breer's are battling

I should be single said...

Goddman Lindstrom

I should be single said...

Brauntostrikeout

I should be single said...

That ultrasound pic on LP's blog says siemans

Meiz said...

Shocking

El Padrino said...

made that joke to cmep yesterday

also, one of the systems here, is Seamans

ns

Meiz said...

One of the systems?

jugdish said...

On what planet does it take 45 minutes to do a lube, oil, filter on a little car like mine?

Woeanus

jugdish said...

block

jugdish said...

bold

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