Wednesday, April 07, 2010

Wednesday morning vides

for freak, because Butler lost










that is all

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El Padrino said...

yes!

El Padrino said...

that's how you link

from now on, that's how you link

Steve said...

best.post.ever

blue said...

those were fun to look for

blue said...

aitch will not appreciat the grace and beauty of this post

El Padrino said...

spiff you all over that kfc sammy yet?

blue said...

the double dragon?

Steve said...

"aitch will not appreciat the grace and beauty of this post"


nor the hard work and dedication that went into it.

Steve said...

"spiff you all over that kfc sammy yet?"

i've been thinking about it. but i've also been thinking about going on a diet.

blue said...

"i've been thinking about it. but i've also been thinking about going on a diet."

so go on the LP diet

blue said...

The Vancouver Sun newspaper estimated that the sandwich clocks in at an artery-clogging 1,228 calories

blue said...

that's about the same as a chipotle burrito all decked out

Steve said...

"so go on the LP diet"

i think i missed the LP diet?

i'm going for the don't eat pizza/wings three nights a week and fast food everyday for lunch diet.

blue said...

the LP diet is eat anything you want

Steve said...

"artery-clogging 1,228 calories"

damn

tem said...

temdiet and modifacations thereof are the best diets.

Dominican As. said...

"how much does a valet get paid? is it even minimum wage?

i know they get tips, but do they get an hourly pay?"

This dude told me his is $5.15 + tips

Dominican As. said...

I like when LP says "pshycho" and "sandwhich"

El Padrino said...

sanwitch?

El Padrino said...

i like that you dont think i know how to spell sandwich

Steve said...

Greek Witches are the worse

Dominican As. said...

"i like that you dont think i know how to spell sandwich"


9 out of 10 times you put sandwhich.

kod said...

best.post.ever

way to make the LOV homepage NSFW jackass

kod said...

s on the jackass; ns on the NSFMW

El Padrino said...

"9 out of 10 times you put sandwhich."

that doesnt mean i dont know how to spell it (in real life)

just cuz i dont put a *

Steve said...

"way to make the LOV homepage NSFW jackass"

YOU'RE FIRED!


/blue

El Padrino said...

grandaddy farve

great now i gotta hear Tirico all year after he makes a nice throw scream "He's a Grandfather!"

puke

El Padrino said...

she aint nude

El Padrino said...

GM posted a $4.3 billion loss for the second half of 2009, in the first official accounting of the auto maker's balance sheet since the company emerged from bankruptcy protection.

El Padrino said...

this place stinks

blue said...

it's only nsfw if you click on the video

Spaceman Spiff said...

"spiff you all over that kfc sammy yet?"

nah, havent eaten kfc in over a year

Spaceman Spiff said...

NSFW isnt just nude stuff, i wouldnt want to be caught looking at bikini pics or basically any pics of chicks

tem said...

nsfw for kod means he gets scalped no?

Spaceman Spiff said...

'that's how you link'


bad boys

tem said...

"NSFW isnt just nude stuff, i wouldnt want to be caught looking at bikini pics or basically any pics of chicks"

^^^

Spaceman Spiff said...

kod can get away with looking at this pic

Steve said...

oh, all this time I thought NSFW meant ya'll were worried about network monitors.

Spaceman Spiff said...

thats also a possibility with some peeps

tem said...

CENTRAL
St. Louis 1 0
Pittsburgh 1 0
Milwaukee 1 1
Chicago Cubs 0 1
Cincinnati 0 1
Houston 0 2


Pirates in a tie for 1st...suck it haters.

tem said...

"oh, all this time I thought NSFW meant ya'll were worried about network monitors."

yes that too.

El Padrino said...

96 teams look official

El Padrino said...

gayes tourney ever

tem said...

hmm, jenny mccarthy is up for grabs again.

El Padrino said...

missing the T there

El Padrino said...

joba already acting a fool

tem said...

"joba already acting a fool"

those 8th inning Ks are important.

tem said...

he was exicted that everyone would get to see Rivera pitch.

Meiz said...

"Bill was a playa"


Forgetting your name and speech you're giving is not pimpin', its simpin'.

Steve said...

simpin'?

Jugdish said...

Ortiz to reporters:

"Good," he said, turning to face the reporters encircling him. "You guys wait till [expletive] happens, then you can talk [expletive]. Two [expletive] games, and already you [expletives] are going crazy.

"What's up with that, man? [Expletive]. [Expletive] 160 games left. That's a [expletive]. One of you [expletives] got to go ahead and hit for me."


O:FB

El Padrino said...

YES!

Meiz said...

"simpin'?"


Simpin'. What happens when you think you're pimpin', but you really ain't. Like going out & spending a bunch of money on these hos.

Everybody's guilty of it.

El Padrino said...

cept you

blue said...

"What's up with that, man? [Expletive]. [Expletive] 160 games left. That's a [expletive]. One of you [expletives] got to go ahead and hit for me."


-160

blue said...

roid rage from ortiz

El Padrino said...

soooo

i guess tiger is back

blue said...

did we talk about security at augusta yesterday

supposedly they have pics of all of his mistresses and are walking the grounds

blue said...

one dude went up to a chick and asked "are you the stripper?"

and she was not

blue said...

if that's bluefast...i plead the mad busy yo defense

Spaceman Spiff said...

mcnabbs head looked tiny

El Padrino said...

his face is big, but head is small

troof

Spaceman Spiff said...

schefter's pretty reliable, he says the skins arent shopping fat al.

either way, fat all saw the rumors and will be a pussy about it

blue said...

fat albert should have showed up to OTAs

El Padrino said...

i bought in lunch for the boys

i'm cool

Meiz said...

"cept you"


I'll gladly take that compliment.

El Padrino said...

One day, the 22-year-old began having severe stomach pains seemingly out of the blue. She went to an emergency room, suspecting appendicitis, and, to her total shock, gave birth to a baby boy while she was waiting to be examined. "I felt this lump in my pyjama bottoms," Robinson told the London Times. "Then it made a noise."

gotta be fat bitch

El Padrino said...

tiki barber dumps 8 month prego wife for 23 year old

blue said...

i've watched that "i didn't know i was pregnant show"

no fucking way

Spaceman Spiff said...

cmon EP got to post a pic of the chick. i aint mad at him


nice work tiki

blue said...

wife shouldn't have quit givin out BJs

El Padrino said...

damn white chick, i should seen that coming

his wife is of gook ethinicity

Steve said...

"tiki barber dumps 8 month prego wife for 23 year old"


don't hate the playa...

Steve said...

"Hot, nude yoga: Fitness movement or foreplay?"


i saw this headline and thought it was gonna be something cool it was not.

El Padrino said...

"don't hate the playa..."

i'm not

just adultery bothers me

Steve said...

remember when it was cold as hell this winter and TP took great pleasure in reminding us it was 70 and sunny?

now it's our turn

Spaceman Spiff said...

"just adultery bothers me"

so youre hating the playa, got it

isiah thompson said...

Simpin'. What happens when you think you're pimpin', but you really ain't. Like going out & spending a bunch of money on these hos.

Everybody's guilty of it.


when did Bo Jones say this?

Spaceman Spiff said...

his wife is happy, alimony plus 2 servings of child support will be suite

Steve said...

"just adultery bothers me"

then i would not recommend cheating on your wife.

isiah thompson said...

Navratilova got cancer in her bres-a-sis

Spaceman Spiff said...

for zeke

"Bo was absolutely right. I'm watching in HD & you CANNOT see KG's tattoos."

isiah thompson said...

"Bo was absolutely right. I'm watching in HD & you CANNOT see KG's tattoos."


*shaking head*

isiah thompson said...

tiki barber dumps 8 month prego wife for 23 year old


preggo with twins

El Padrino said...

88 degrees

El Padrino said...

det

isiah thompson said...

In 2004, Barber criticized his own father for leaving his mother. "Not only did he abandon her, I felt like he abandoned us for a lot of our lives," Barber told the Post at the time. "I have a hard time forgiving that."



what a moron

Steve said...

Zeke found a new job already.

El Padrino said...

In 2004, Barber criticized his own father for leaving his mother. "Not only did he abandon her, I felt like he abandoned us for a lot of our lives," Barber told the Post at the time. "I have a hard time forgiving that."



what a moron"


this is what im sayin

Steve said...

"alimony plus 2 servings of child support will be suite"


she'll be crying all the way to bank and laughing all the way back to the house.

El Padrino said...

"then i would not recommend cheating on your wife."

would never

El Padrino said...

rain-blo gum ball eggs

.50

det

Steve said...

"would never"

so you're at a bar, KK walks in out of the blue and you soon discover she is extremely turned on by short dudes. 0% chance your wife EVER finds out.


you still say no?

Meiz said...

Had to get a touch nasty with one of our shitty customers today. That's never fun. I just wanted to cuss him out.

blue said...

"KK walks in out of the blue and you soon discover she is extremely turned on by short dudes. 0% chance your wife EVER finds out."


does she have to piss on him?

Meiz said...

This place is dead.

blue said...

take taht doug davis you pussy

Steve said...

"About two dozen women took a walk down Congress Street topless Saturday attracting a large crowd as they tried to preach that partial female nudity is not worthy of attracting a crowd...the marchers were soon outnumbered by scores of onlookers — mostly young men eagerly snapping away with cameras and cell phones."

awesome!!

El Padrino said...

"so you're at a bar, KK walks in out of the blue and you soon discover she is extremely turned on by short dudes. 0% chance your wife EVER finds out.


you still say no?"

be real, i'm not short

El Padrino said...

"A Central Park artist near East Drive and 5th Avenue attacked another artist with a folding chair earlier this week, reports the Post."

::JR voice::

CHAIR SHOT! BUSINESS JUST PICKED UP!

Meiz said...

I made golf picks

blue said...

take that doug davis you pussy

blue said...

hahaha braun had a ball bounce off his glove for a HR.

way to go hebrew hoser

Meiz said...

Bossman acting like new guy's quitting is a huge inconvenience.

Uhhh, you hired him to work 15 hours a week, and he's been working 30.

blue said...

hey look at that dick weeks struck out again.

Spaceman Spiff said...

cargo needs to learn how to steal better

blue said...

yeah, what the hell happened, maybe milwaukee just has really good throwing catchers

El Padrino said...

daytime baseball

yes

blue said...

can't complain though when a dude is hitting .667

Spaceman Spiff said...

no need to read eltardo toay, celtics column, all sheed

Spaceman Spiff said...

"can't complain though when a dude is hitting .667"

i can complain, he's on my fantasy rosters, that's the rule

El Padrino said...

match point

El Padrino said...

good movie btw

Todd Packer said...

"remember when it was cold as hell this winter and TP took great pleasure in reminding us it was 70 and sunny?"

it was cold as hell this winter (for florida anyway)

El Padrino said...

blue is your new house "green"

not the color

El Padrino said...

green shit is all over the place

El Padrino said...

my firm stopped providing cups and gave out reuseable mugz*

blue said...

our new house is not really 'green', that shit be expensive yo

it has energy efficient stuff for sure

kod said...

that shit be expensive yo

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

-our heating bill is so crazy here cmkod and I have been looking at alternative sources of energy for the house (wind, geothermal, and solar mostly).
-I'm sure it will pay for itself in the long run with utility bill savings...but I don't have nearly enough money for the initial investment at this point.

El Padrino said...

If you thought Spirit Airlines charging customers to bring carry-on bags on flights was bad, European budget carrier Ryanair has just one-upped them: starting soon, customers will have to pay to use the toilets. In addition to raising fees on checked bags by 33 percent (it now costs $30 to check a bag) Ryanair plans to start charging fliers about $1.40 to use the bathroom. The bathrooms will be coin-operated, although there's some speculation that they make also take credit cards in order to prevent situations like this one. Ryanair CEO Michael O'Leary first announced the plan last summer, and until now, it was unclear whether he'd actually go through with it. As O'Leary's press secretary told the Guardian, he "makes a lot of this stuff up as he goes along." The airline also plans to remove bathrooms to create space for seats, meaning that there may be one bathroom for 189 people. Happy travels.

isiah thompson said...

my firm stopped providing cups and gave out reuseable mugz*


it's pronounced sabe-er not saab-ray

El Padrino said...

Now Peter Galbraith, the American who was once a top U.N. official in Afghanistan, has told MSNBC that the erratic behavior may be about a lot more than diplomatic snubbings. Galbraith said he questions Karzai's "mental stability" and dropped a not-so-subtle hint that the Afghan president is a herion addict. "He's prone to tirades," Galbraith said. "He can be very emotional, act impulsively. In fact, some of the palace insiders say that he has a certain fondness for some of Afghanistan's most profitable exports."

El Padrino said...

shit be calling me man
and calling me
and calling me

kod said...

it's pronounced sabe-er not saab-ray

funny, reminded me of the Office as well

El Padrino said...

yeah i know it's expensive

El Padrino said...

steve, duke sucks in general

ha

El Padrino said...

why was the lebrons wearing green headbands

El Padrino said...

my rankings of nerd jelly beans

1) green
2) grape
3) orange
4) yellow
5) pink

El Padrino said...

top chef masters tonight

det

Meiz said...

"why was the lebrons wearing green headbands"


Green week

blue said...

nuggets were wearing green bands last week too

blue said...

"our heating bill is so crazy here cmkod and I have been looking at alternative sources of energy for the house (wind, geothermal, and solar mostly). "

do you guys have Xcel energy? They have a program that will subsidize alternative energy sources, plus with the Fed Gov't tax credits, together it almost pays for all of it. Buddy of mine shelled out like 5K in total I think, and he hasn't paid a utility bill for 2 years, and gets checks from Xcel in the summer.

El Padrino said...

ipad is great but does it blend?

Meiz said...

"ipad is great but does it blend?"


Watched a few of those last night

El Padrino said...

augusta facts

kod said...

do you guys have Xcel energy? They have a program that will subsidize alternative energy sources, plus with the Fed Gov't tax credits, together it almost pays for all of it.

I wish! Unfortunately, Xcel doesn't cover up here....our energy company is fighting against alternative energy conversions tooth and nail. In fact, they had a public meeting on the topic a couple months ago that cmkod attended. I thought it was going to give people information on converting; instead, basically it was a meeting to tell people not to think about using alternative energies.

blue said...

i played with an ipad yesterday at bestbuy...fucking suite gadget

kod said...

If they have another meeting on the topic, I am going to attend and I am going to tape it. I have a feeling what they are doing would be frowned upon by many

isiah thompson said...

If they have another meeting on the topic, I am going to attend and I am going to tape it. I have a feeling what they are doing would be frowned upon by many

Kodpiece Brockavitch*

El Padrino said...

ok mike clayton

Meiz said...

Kod is a man of the people

blue said...

What would Chief Joseph do?

kod said...

hey, guess who's been using green technology for centuries?

Jugdish said...

hey, guess who's been using green technology for centuries?


al gore?




s

blue said...

i'm gonna guess, not GWB

Spaceman Spiff said...

"top chef masters tonight"

i prefer the 'amateurs' and the judges (wanna slam gail) on the regular one, but will def watch. the gook host is back, suite

kod said...

(wanna slam gail)

sexually or violently?

Gail is the worse

isiah thompson said...

green economy article by Krugman

Spaceman Spiff said...

both

isiah thompson said...

(wanna slam gail)

sexually or violently?

Gail is the worse



violently....if she raised up.

/deke

Spaceman Spiff said...

the astros got fucking annihilated this series, jeebus

Dominican As. said...

Shocking

Jugdish said...

the astros got fucking annihilated this series, jeebus


its not going to get any better for them. they have a tough stretch of games to open the season and no Berkman

Spaceman Spiff said...

theyre putting up a fight now

Steve said...

cool

Spaceman Spiff said...

evan turner officially one and done

/kod

tem said...

had to use FB to educate Tyler on how West Virginia got its shape.

tem said...

FB? fuck that. /lp

Meiz said...

No time for that shit

tem said...

conversation:

tem: turner is going to announce that he is heading to the nba today.

wordperfect attny : good, i was worried about the team having enough basketballs to go around next season.

tem: they only play with one ball at a time.

wpa: ::blank stare::

blue said...

why does that guy worry about balls?

kod said...

evan turner officially one and done

/kod


good one (ns)

Meiz said...

Tem's getting shellacked

kod said...

"BISHKEK, Kyrgyzstan — Thousands of protesters furious over corruption and spiraling utility bills seized internal security headquarters, a state TV channel and other levers of power in Kyrgyzstan on Wednesday after government forces fatally shot dozens of demonstrators and wounded hundreds.

A revolution in the Central Asian nation was proclaimed by leaders of the opposition, who have called for the closure of a U.S. air base outside the capital that serves as a key transit point for supplies essential to the war in nearby Afghanistan."

-this sounds problematic

blue said...

let them eat cake

kod said...

let them eat cake

Blue busting out some European History knowledge on us

Steve said...

dude straight up got his ass beat

isiah thompson said...

Obama called it Cominsky Park

El Padrino said...

kid didnt even see it coming
everyone is a hard rock

fucking kids

tem said...

"Tem's getting shellacked"

in what?

isiah thompson said...

"Tem's getting shellacked"

in what?



fucking annilihated

Spaceman Spiff said...

that first punch was suite

Steve said...

"kid didnt even see it coming"

yea the funny part was after he finnaly got to his feet he stood waaaaaaay in the back and acted like a badass...other dude just said fuck it and walked away.

Spaceman Spiff said...

why didnt you prevent that beatdown from happening though steve?

Meiz said...

"in what?"

RT, R?

tem said...

yeah really.

Steve said...

"why didnt you prevent that beatdown from happening though steve?"

some shit is just funny

Steve said...

any dude that casually walks around the halls with his shirt off probably deserved to get slapped.

kod said...

"why didnt you prevent that beatdown from happening though steve?"

his jurisdiction is confined to the Cracker Barrel

tem said...

oh i see, in fmlb.

i am saddened.

woe.

Spaceman Spiff said...

tiger supposedly fucked his neighbors 22 year old daughter, they met when she was 14

"Coudriet had long had a girlish crush of Woods, who managed to keep his hands off of her until May 29 when he began making "vulgar comments about her 'cleaning his golf balls,'" the tab reported."

smooth

Steve said...

"W. Va. Authorities Say Air in Mine Is Still Too Dangerous for a Rescue Attempt"

doesn't that mean the trapped miners are almost certainly dead.

how much oxygen do they take down with them?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"any dude that casually walks around the halls with his shirt off probably deserved to get slapped."

lake havasu, spring break, you would be slapping a brazillion people

tem said...

"vulgar comments about her 'cleaning his golf balls,'"

drunk fucked her.

he was drunk, so she raped him.

tem said...

"doesn't that mean the trapped miners are almost certainly dead.

how much oxygen do they take down with them?"



they are most certainly dead.

they take some down, not much.

Steve said...

"lake havasu, spring break"

beach doesn't count

isiah thompson said...

how much oxygen do they take down with them?"



just an ounce


/ep

Meiz said...

"any dude that casually walks around the halls with his shirt off probably deserved to get slapped."


I love the little skinny fucks that think they're hard asses. Nice chest tattoos, princess.

El Padrino said...

that entire video is filled with white trash

isiah thompson said...

I love the little skinny fucks that think they're hard asses. Nice chest tattoos, princess.


prince is in that video?

/deke & fathead

isiah thompson said...

simmons' latest column about rasheed wallace should earn him a beatdown from sheed.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"beach doesn't count"

no shit?

tem said...

please be adviced*,

white trash should always be referred to as "whiskey tango"


thanks and regards,

management

Meiz said...

"that entire video is filled with white trash"


Shall is

Jugdish said...

it didn't get much better for the Astros

Meiz said...

Customer lives on Versailles Ct


Dummy: And you live on Ver-sail-ees?

Jugdish said...

i don't know lloyd, the french are assholes.

Jugdish said...

bnu

Meiz said...

I fully expect her to scold me for correcting her

Todd Packer said...

tps is out of hand this week

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