Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Sports and Ramblings

Let's just get right into some rambling. Witty openings are for writers. I think they sit around for hours just thinking of an opening sentence. It is almost like a pick up line. Except you can use the same pick up line over and over again. Especially if it is working. I never really had any good pick up lines. Was dating exfemtem throughout my pick up line developmental stage so I never had to develop any. That made it hard afterwards, damn 20-20 hindsight.

Anyone here wear a watch? I hate them. Not because they aren't useful, they are. They are just so annoying on your wrist. I can constantly feel the dang thing. Then it slides around and bangs into stuff. I don't see the appeal. I also don't get designer purses. They look ugly to me. What's wrong with just a black leather purse? Why do they have to be half zebra striped and half polka dots? That looks dumb. But if you put Vitton on it then it is cool. I'm going to put Vitton on my penis then all the chicks will be all about it...then again then they'd just be trying to put stuff in it. I don't like that idea.

Thanks for showing up Charlotte. Your new owner loves losing. At least he didn't bet on you.

In NHL news the playoffs are taking even longer than usual. Going to see some game 7s. I think Washington has been pushed to 7. Bruins play the Pens in the next round. I think. I guess I should look this up. I'm just making shit up.

I bought the new Barenaked Ladies CD. I would rate it as "not good." They definitely miss the other guy. You know the guy who quit then later got busted for cocaine or something. I don't know. But really they haven't been writing anything new that was good for about 4 years. They are this generations Jimmy Buffet.

Speaking of Buffet how in the world has he not had a new song since like 1979? He really just plays his one album and people pay him lots of money. I guess he figures why write new stuff when he is still selling out stadiums playing the old stuff. I don't know, maybe he has been putting new stuff out, but I have never heard a new song from him on the radio. He's done some guest spots here and there, but nothing brand new. He is either lazy, a genius or a combination of both.

What every happened to Sonny? I saw Cher on the ACMs, she looked like a leather bag of some kind. Stick a Prada label on her and she'd sell for $1,000,000. But seriously, she looked old. I figured Sonny was dead. Not that I think they hang out anymore, just wondered what he was up to. I decided he is dead, didn't bother to fact check.

Anyone watch How I Met Your Mother? That sounds like a show I wish I would have been watching. It is too late now.

UFC Talk:
Couture is going to fight James Toney. This could be trouble for Couture. If he tries to box Toney at all I think Toney is going to knock him out. And Couture doesn't have the chin he used to. I think Couture will be under strict instructions to take it to the mat and ground and pound away. I don't think anyone wants to see Couture stand with Toney...well fans do and people in Toney's camp do, but not any UFC brass.

Machida vs Shogun 2 is coming up. I hope Machida wins that. I am a big Machida fan. Although if he fights as non aggressive as last time then he will lose. He needs to be a little more aggressive and not get his leg kicked as much. Leg kicks be hurting you, yo.

Also on that card is Koscheck vs Daley. Koscheck probably wins that then they will talk about him having a chance against GSP. If he fights GSP again the results will be the same. Speaking of GSP he wins by decision too much. For someone who is supposed to be the best WW ever, or at least right now 3 of his last 4 fights were won on decision. And in the other the guy just quit.

Also Kimbo Slice is on the Machida/Rua 2 card.

End UFC Talk

Pirates have lost 7 straight and have a -82 run differential. That's impressive. Good thing this is not soccer, they'd get demoted. At least they are not Baltimore. Of course Baltimore has a -36 run differential, so I guess they have been more competitive.

Bucks are doing OK in the playoffs, Meiz is probably pretty happy. Good for Meiz.

OK that is enough.

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lunch → said...

"What every happened to Sonny?"

RT, R?

Skiing. Tree. Splat. Ring a bell?

Beth said...

Oops, my deal with EP was for 1 day of a name/pic change so it's back to the Hawks cheerleader.

Beth said...

"Bucks are doing OK in the playoffs, Meiz is probably pretty happy. Good for Meiz."

But bad for Beth.

tem said...

oh yeah, tree death

tem said...

beth wants to steal all of meiz's thunder.

tem said...

i'm going to be in atl around memorial day.

going to visit cgtif's sister. should be interesting. i've never met any of her family.

tem said...

they actually live like an hour outside of atl.

tem said...

they being cgtif's sister and cgtif's sister's husband

tem said...

going to drive down there with cgtif....should be interesting. 9hrs in a car, guaranteed i'll have to fart sometime in that car.

tem said...

was watching sports and thought i saw a commercial for a new tv show with alyssa milano...

tem said...

i wish she'd go back to soft core porn.

tem said...

put her, both sisters from charles in charge, and six from blossom in a porn and i would spend $Texas on it.

tem said...

toss in kelly kapowski and i'd add $threeve more.

tem said...

also the chick from Hang Time

tem said...

actually i never watched Hang Time, I am just aware of its existence.

tem said...

the chick might not be hot.

tem said...

the three sisters on step by step would be cool too

tem said...

toss in some laura winslow for some color and you have an oscar winning movie.

tem said...

i bet the chicks from Perfect Strangers look pretty worn out now.

tem said...

nothing like sitcoms to make you think that an average looking dude can get a super hot chick.

or even below average dude.

tem said...

it all started with fred flintstone.

tem said...

i am kind of surprised that cinemax never has any cartoon porn on.

tem said...

i wonder if they even make soft core cartoon porn.

tem said...

if they don't there could be a market there. cinemax would buy it.

tem said...

they'd put it on after red shoe diaries. if that shit is still on.

tem said...

i need to get cinemax

tem said...

or maybe HBO or Showtime or something is where the soft core porn is now.

tem said...

probably not though. skinemax had that market covered.

tem said...

was the daughter on coach the chick that is married to brad paisley now?

tem said...

this is a good run, but far from my best.

tem said...

i think most shit i am talking about it COL

tem said...

of course after like 3 years most shit is

tem said...

all we have now is new csil stories.

tem said...

i think jug should start dating a stripper and keep a journal

tem said...

and post it for us

tem said...

a couple weeks ago i had a dream that blue was cheating on his wife. we were all disappointed in him.

tem said...

especially kod. kod was very upset.

tem said...

funny part is that he cheated on his wife with a black chick. so we couldn't call him blhitler anymore

tem said...

we said he had blungle fever, but it never really caught on

tem said...

ok break time to make breakfast.

tem said...

so my roommate broke up with this chick, but then like 3 weeks later they are just "friends with benefits"

he spent the last 2 nights at her place. i am trying to warn him that he's crossing back into girlfriend territory.

but he insists she is down with friends with benefits.

he always learns the hard way.

tem said...

he's also going to learn the hard way that "well she is on different meds" is not a good reason to start fucking someone again.

tem said...

breakfast today is fiber one cereal.

i don't think eating it makes me old. i think that the fact that i kind of like it makes me old.

Beth said...

Pretty good tem run, but I agree, you've had better.

Beth said...

And where around Atlanta does cgtif's sister live?

Beth said...

"but he insists she is down with friends with benefits."

Ummm yeah, we're just not built that way, at least not after the initial newness wears off.

Beth said...

Only about 40 more straight comments or so and I'll match tem's run.

Beth said...

Although I don't have the energy for 40 more comments.

tem said...

40 is tough

Beth said...
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tem said...

"And where around Atlanta does cgtif's sister live?"

i'll ask and find out.

i've been told like 10 times, but i forget.

Beth said...

"40 is tough"

Yeah, it's hard to keep it up that long.

TWSS.

tem said...

haha /as comments are grate*

tem said...

ok time to drive to work.

Beth said...

"i've been told like 10 times, but i forget."

You keep that up and she may soon be excgtif.

Beth said...

And before anyone asks for it, here is the video from EA's dance last night.

I thought she's looked better but still very pretty. She can definitely move.

Steve said...

"And before anyone asks for it, here is the video from EA's dance last night."

oops, the video is not available


tease!

Steve said...

ok, gota it working

last weeks was much better. what's up with the dude losing the shirt and EA staying fully clothed.

they want me to tune in she needs to have a wardrobe malfunction or something.

El Padrino said...

"Anyone here wear a watch? I hate them. Not because they aren't useful, they are. They are just so annoying on your wrist. I can constantly feel the dang thing. Then it slides around and bangs into stuff."

remove a link so it fits and doesnt slide

El Padrino said...

i had a feeling we'd see a temrun this morning

El Padrino said...

thanks for the ea update

El Padrino said...

"going to visit cgtif's sister. should be interesting. i've never met any of her family."

big step

El Padrino said...

she's from one of the dakotas but has fam in atl?

El Padrino said...

whack a mole the human version would be awesome

El Padrino said...

spiff dodgers/mets bet?

doubleheader today

El Padrino said...

3 games in less than 24 hours

tem said...

yeah from ND.

her sister lives in ATL.

the rest of her family is still in ND.

El Padrino said...

4pm/8pm/
1:05pm Wed

El Padrino said...

"her sister lives in ATL."


ah the black sheep
you mind me asking why you are driving? are you like madden or something you dont like to fly

i would imagine a flight would be pretty cheap, atl is one of the biggest hubs in the country

El Padrino said...

9 hours in a car with anyone other than kim k or :insert celebrity chick of your liking here: would be the suck

tem said...

the drive is 9hrs.

we might still fly.

her sis lives 45 mins from the airport. so flying is still an option for sure.

Steve said...

"whack a mole the human version would be awesome"


i should make a whack a mole LOV version game.

tem said...

flight would be like $250 per person round trip.

El Padrino said...

"flight would be like $250 per person round trip."

oooofff, was thinking $400

tem said...

$400 total or per person?

El Padrino said...

total

like $199 per

El Padrino said...

but i forgot about the memorial day tax

Steve said...

"Thanks for showing up Charlotte"

yea they had the "we're just happy to be here" mentality. Charlotte held a pep rally uptown for them a couple weeks back. nobody had any pep.

Steve said...

"flight would be like $250 per person round trip."

that would be hard to pass up. something to be said about having you're own car to get around with though. not sure if that's worth a 9 hour drive...but still.

Beth said...

"her sis lives 45 mins from the airport. so flying is still an option for sure."

That's pretty standard for Atlanta. I'm also about 45 minutes from the airport if* there's no traffic. Maybe sis lives in my neighborhood.

*AHIIK

tem said...

i think her town starts with an 'S'

El Padrino said...

Slutville?

El Padrino said...

Semen Bank, Ga?

kod said...

"Anyone here wear a watch? I hate them. Not because they aren't useful, they are. They are just so annoying on your wrist."

-to me, watches are like seatbelts; if I wear one for a while it is hard to go without. If I've stopped wearing one for a while it feels weird to wear again and is hard to get back into the habit.

kod said...

"he's also going to learn the hard way that "well she is on different meds" is not a good reason to start fucking someone again."

-this made me laugh quite hard

kod said...

I'm going to North Dakota on Wednesday and Thursday (Fargo)

tem said...

they talk funny there

Beth said...

"i think her town starts with an 'S'

Suwanee? Sandy Springs? Smyrna? Stone Mountain?

Too bad it doesn't start with a 'C' cause then I could've guessed Cumming.

Steve said...

i've never been to North Dakota or anywhere in that part of the country.


i should make a North Mid-Western road trip.

tem said...

Sandy Springs sounds like something i've heard of before.

Steve said...

body!

blue said...

EP doesn't remember that tem hates flying?

Beth said...

"Sandy Springs sounds like something i've heard of before."

If that's it chances are they have a bit of money.

blue said...

fuck wearing a watch...there's a clock on my cellphone

tem said...

"i've never been to North Dakota or anywhere in that part of the country."

^^

tem said...

i take that back, i was in minnesota once when i was 12.

Steve said...

"fuck wearing a watch...there's a clock on my cellphone"


^^^^^^^^^^^

blue said...

a bit of money in Georgia means they have indoor plumbing

blue said...

i haven't worn or owned a watch since I was like 12 (ns)

tem said...

tem does hate flying. but to save 6 hrs he might do it.


flight is like 1.5hrs and then you'll waste another 1.5hrs sitting in the freaking airport.

tem said...

"i haven't worn or owned a watch since I was like 12 (ns)"

i have never worn one. well for more than like 30 minutes. after about 30 minutes i always get sick of it.

exfemtem bought me a pocket watch once. i carried it around for a couple months.

Beth said...

"fuck wearing a watch...there's a clock on my cellphone"

Yeah, the only time I wear a watch is when I'm yogging*

Steve said...

she bought you a pocket watch?

that's why she's EXfemtem

Steve said...

"Yeah, the only time I wear a watch is when I'm yogging*"

na, win i'm jogging i just use a....ahahahaha, couldn't finish.

kod said...

fuck wearing a watch...there's a clock on my cellphone

-too hard to ninja stealth sneak peak at a cell phone during meetings, or other places where it might be considered rude to keep checking the time

El Padrino said...

a watch does alot more than tell time

blue said...

then tell people you're checking your email or texts

El Padrino said...

it looks nice

Steve said...

EP has one of those calculator watches.

El Padrino said...

ep has a rolex, colov

Steve said...

"it looks nice"

i'v got a buddy that accessorizes (sp?) with a watch.

he has 3 or 4 of them. expensive as hell.

blue said...

"it looks nice"

don't you wear long sleeves?

Steve said...

"KIEV - Opposition lawmakers hurled eggs and smoke bombs inside Ukraine's parliament Tuesday as the chamber approved an agreement allowing the Russian Navy to extend its stay in a Ukrainian port until 2042."


awesome!

El Padrino said...

"don't you wear long sleeves?"

yes but i dont tape my sleeves to my wrist, my watch is visible most of the time and sometimes i roll up the sleeves

El Padrino said...

complete Goldman testimony, just click view testimony by each name given

tem said...

he rolls up his sleeves when it is time to do work

Meiz said...

"EP has one of those calculator watches."


With the TV remote too?

Meiz said...

I sported a pocket watch for a little while. Then it broke.

El Padrino said...

the SEC has no case and this was a politically motivated suit

they had a shot to look competent but blew it, shapiro's fault, of course it's an obama appointee

for shame

El Padrino said...

"I sported a pocket watch for a little while. Then it broke."

i have a old pocket watch my dad used to rock, i'm gonna get it cleaned up one day and use it

blue said...

"i have a old pocket watch my dad used to rock, i'm gonna get it cleaned up one day and use it"

WADR, did his buddy keep it shoved up his ass in korea?

kod said...

i'v got a buddy that accessorizes (sp?) with a watch.

I have a pretty nice Movado; it's no rolex...but I probably shouldn't be too flashy anyway considering my line of work

blue said...

"yes but i dont tape my sleeves to my wrist, my watch is visible most of the time and sometimes i roll up the sleeves"

so your shirts don't fit right....got it

blue said...

yeah, lawyers are known for "not being flashy"

El Padrino said...

"WADR, did his buddy keep it shoved up his ass in korea?"

good one, possibly

Steve said...

"the SEC has no case and this was a politically motivated suit

they had a shot to look competent but blew it"

how could they have had a shot to look competent if they never had a case

El Padrino said...

"so your shirts don't fit right....got it"

ok keef

kod said...

yeah, lawyers are known for "not being flashy"

-you know what I mean (I think)

tem said...

kod is a special lawyer

El Padrino said...

"ACA had sole authority to decide what securities
would be referenced in the transaction, and it does not dispute that point. Neither
the Paulson fund nor Goldman Sachs could dictate to ACA the securities
referenced in the deal."

OOOO face

the sec is ratarded

El Padrino said...

"how could they have had a shot to look competent if they never had a case"

normally when the SEC brings on a suit it's a slam dunk or at the least all 5 board members vote yes

in this case, it was 3-2 with shapiro the tie breaker and as the facts have started to come out the SEC knew that goldman lost 83 million on the deal

Steve said...

"the sec is ratarded"

no argument here. ie. financial reform

El Padrino said...

they also knew the paulson trader was going to short, ACA and IKB wanted to play the long side and they knew Paulson was buying insurance on it (CDS or the short side)

this was a smear suit to get back at goldman

kod said...

so Goldman is going to lose this case. Got it

blue said...

ron goldman? I hate that guy

blue said...

OJ hated him too

El Padrino said...

the story of the smiley face and the poor schlep who couldnt cash in on it

blue said...

c'mon you know forrest gump invented that shirt

Meiz said...

Goddammit. Car payment day. Woe.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"remove a link so it fits and doesnt slide"

or get one with a leather strap

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I'm going to put Vitton on my penis then all the chicks will be all about it"

not all chicks, only ones that are willing to own knockoffs

Spaceman Spiff said...

hope the refs wear purple and gold tonight

El Padrino said...

the ifart guy made 400K off that silly app

El Padrino said...

spiff is nervous

Meiz said...

"spiff is nervous"


Mize is confident.

Meiz said...

Crowd at the game last night was even better than on Saturday. I'm convinced the Bucks are rolling off 4 straight to win this series.

I'm drinking the Kool-Aid

Meiz said...

Nobody in the East can match our home crown.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Crowd at the game last night was even better than on Saturday. I'm convinced the Bucks are rolling off 4 straight to win this series."

next game is at milwaukee too?

Beth said...

"Crowd at the game last night was even better than on Saturday. I'm convinced the Bucks are rolling off 4 straight to win this series."

I'll take that bet.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"home crown."

ymsoab

blue said...

too bad the bucks don't have home court advantage

Meiz said...

No. ATL tomorrow, then Milwaukee on Friday.

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP, youre looking for tyler for that dodgers bet

Beth said...

So meiz, we betting on the bucks-hawks? I won't even hold you to your 4 straight prediction.

El Padrino said...

"EP, youre looking for tyler for that dodgers bet"

yup, my bad

blue said...

he'll have to look for him on facebook

Meiz said...

"So meiz, we betting on the bucks-hawks? I won't even hold you to your 4 straight prediction."

Meh, sure.

If the Bucks win the series, they're gonna have to run off 4 straight

El Padrino said...

meiz betting with his heart

never good

Steve said...

"meiz betting with his heart

never good"




nonsense

Meiz said...

"meiz betting with his heart

never good"


There's no fucking way I make a bet like that with money.

kod said...

Bucks in 7

Beth said...

"There's no fucking way I make a bet like that with money."

And I'd never bet on any basketball, a sport I know VERY little about, with money.

The standard 3 days meiz?

kod said...

"Someone identified only as "a close friend of a Steelers player" said that the reason Roethlisberger had a bodyguard was because of an incident where a man put a gun to Roethlisberger's head because Roethlisberger was involved with the man's girlfriend."

-vowing to change now is all well and good; but if having a gun put to your head doesn't make you change, will this most recent incident?

Meiz said...

"The standard 3 days meiz?"


Sounds good enough

Meiz said...

"Bucks in 7"


Not winning game 7 on the road, friendo.

Meiz said...

This guy filling out an application right now is READY TO WORK.

Steel-toes, Carhartts, Granger polo.



This ain't whatchu think it is, buddy.

Meiz said...

WTF, Hunter Pence sucks

blue said...

"vowing to change now is all well and good; but if having a gun put to your head doesn't make you change, will this most recent incident?"

losing $2.8M in salary and perhaps part of your signing bonus is a lot more life changing

blue said...

pocket book son.

they all think they're invinsible* so having their life threatened is not a big deal..just hire a bodyguards

kod said...

losing $2.8M in salary and perhaps part of your signing bonus is a lot more life changing

maybe, I don't know; wouldn't want to have a gun pulled on me to find out

El Padrino said...

bango is awesome

Meiz said...

"bango is awesome"


I was just about to mention that.

Saw the rumor on twitter yesterday. Nobody believed me at the game when I pointed out the ladder & tolt 'em Bango was gonna backflip dunk off that mother.

Steve said...

""bango is awesome"

damn

blue said...

bango is no gorilla or san diego chicken

blue said...

gorilla would have done that through a ring of fire with 2 basketballs and blindfolded

blue said...

the real question

"is that a werner ladder?"

Meiz said...

"is that a werner ladder?"


Looks to be

El Padrino said...

cannot finnd a goddamn bose sounddock power cord

Steve said...

"gorilla would have done that through a ring of fire with 2 basketballs and blindfolded"

with a cheerleader on his back.

Jugdish said...

thanks for the link mize!

Jugdish said...

but he insists she is down with friends with benefits.



riiiiiiiiiight

El Padrino said...

beth thought you'd like this francoeur/heyward article in ajc today

Jugdish said...

-vowing to change now is all well and good; but if having a gun put to your head doesn't make you change, will this most recent incident?



but he did change...the girl in this incident didn't have a boyfriend


s

Meiz said...

"cannot finnd a goddamn bose sounddock power cord"


Why are you wasting money on Bose?

Jugdish said...

Why are you wasting money on Bose?


real tomoato ketchup eddie?

Nothing but the best!

Keef said...

"Anyone here wear a watch?"

No because I like axing people what time it is

Steve said...

"Why are you wasting money on Bose?"


what's wrong with Bose?

blue said...

nothing wrong with bose...but meiz prefers onkyo

Keef said...

"put her, both sisters from charles in charge, and six from blossom in a porn and i would spend $Texas on it."
"toss in kelly kapowski and i'd add $threeve more."
"also the chick from Hang Time"

Gotta add the chick from My Two Dads

Keef said...

"the three sisters on step by step would be cool too"

Oh, you already included her. Ketching up

blue said...

and haley joel osment

blue said...

wait...what were we talking about?

Meiz said...

"what's wrong with Bose?"

Over-priced, IMO. Just like being foolish & wasting $$ on Monster cables

blue said...

rams will go 8-8 this year

El Padrino said...

but this huge new deal seems curious: If they let him wait, and he hit the market with Pujols, Adrian G. and Fielder, the Phillies would have likely landed one of those guys.


-buster olney

blue said...

the deal was redonk...who else was going to come close to paying that for him?

blue said...

maybe an AL team looking for a DH

Keef said...

"spiff dodgers/mets bet?"

RA, R?

blue said...

or...your mom

blue said...

bnold

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