Monday, April 26, 2010

Oh what a feeling

TOYOTA!

2 people might remember that commercial.

What a weekend!!!! The Mess are on FIR*! I was wrong about them, they're a pretty solid team. They're gonna give the Phillies all they can handle in the NL East.

The NFL draft finished up this weekend. No, really, it happened. Axe LP. I would say that it sucked him all weekend, but it's probably the other way around. IMO, Bangles* draft was ok. They got that TE from Oklahoma. He was pretty good with a ratard throwing to him, so he should be ok in Cincy. Then they got that guy who got a DUI, or as mize calls it "OWI", right before the SEC champyunship* game. He's pretty good when he's not operating while intoxicated. Then they got the white WR from Texas. He could be the next Wes Welker, minus the O:FB stigma. Then they got some other guys that I don't know nothing* about. They're probably gangbangers and felons. One guy is from UGA. Beth probably fuckt* him.

csil story from the weekend. She got really drunk (no, really) on Saturday. Non-stop drinking from about noon until 2am (all PST). We were leaving the bar and pack into the car (I'm a poet), and there are 6 of us. Me & cmk, my buddy and his wife, hsil & csil. The back seat has cmk & hsil by the winders* and csil & buddy's wife in the middle. It was probably illegal because there were only 3 seatbelts. But I digress. So we're driving to csil's place to drop her off. We get off the freeway and we're about 3/4 mile from her condo. She starts getting moving around in the back seat and I just thought she was trying to get comfortable because it was crowded. All of a sudden she reaches over hsil to try and get the window down and she leans over and yacks all over. The window wouldn't go all the way down because it's a back window and they don't do that. So about 1/3 of it goes out the window, 1/3 goes all over the inside of the window and door, and 1/3 goes all over hsil. Funniest goddman thing I've seen in a long time. I'm still on the off-ramp so I couldn't pull over and she yacks two more times with the same results. Luckily we were driving hsil's car because of that would of* been mine or cmk's car, csil would be something something. The end.

Bret Michaels is still dying. cmk thinks his brain hemorrhage is from all the drug use. I don't know if that's possible. We need a scientist to research it.

Thanks Obamer*!

Mize, the irons budget went up to between $400-$500. Do work, son. Thanks in advance.

We played the last place team in softball tonight. No, we didn't play ourselves, tem. We're in 2nd to last. But we won 23-8 I think. That's how bad that team was. 4-5 for me with 3 RBI & 4 runs. I got signed by the O's right after the game.

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Beth said...

TMGT.

(= Too much golfing talk.)

Beth said...

And if you're going to reference UGA players I've fuckt*, you really need to narrow it down some...

Steve said...

best part about the Obama article, as with most Fox News stuff is the comments.

For Example:

"Obviously a government plant to make all whites look racist. Of course this kind of thing will be sensationalized by the media. Don't be fooled by the left. they will try anything now to save their god. (Hmmm... I thought the left didn't believe in god? Oh wait they just don't believe in a white man's god"



nice!

Steve said...

"She starts getting moving around in the back seat and I just thought she was trying to get comfortable because it was crowded"


ymsoab

El Padrino said...

hsil must have been pissed

El Padrino said...

"The Mess are on FIR*! I was wrong about them, they're a pretty solid team. They're gonna give the Phillies all they can handle in the NL East."

I keep looking for the S, you didn't publish the S.....

El Padrino said...

no bet from beth makes the sweep less better

Steve said...

"I keep looking for the S, you didn't publish the S....."

EP is confused. What does it all mean!?!?!?!

blueshamed said...

maybe he thinks the mets are legit

Beth said...

"no bet from beth makes the sweep less better"

Thing is, if I'd have been on Friday I'd have bet you in a heartbeat. So hell, I'll give you a day just for that.

blue said...

Carmelo is playing 1 on 8

nuggets might be better if anybody else showed up for the series

blue said...

and yes, i'm counting the referees as part of the Jazz


and yes i'm whining beth

El Padrino said...

"maybe he thinks the mets are legit"

it's keef

El Padrino said...

ok beth,
here is your pic

your name is

lunch >>>>

El Padrino said...

beth is the opposite of aitch

girl didnt even bet and she is paying up

El Padrino said...

i admire you

Beth said...

"and yes i'm whining beth"

You may want to spend a little more time away from your kids, you're picking up bad habits.

El Padrino said...

i dont know what barry zito is up to but he has me confused

Steve said...

"lunch >>>>"

hilarity

lunch > > > > said...

"lunch >>>>"

Sorry EP, this is what happens when I try that name so will try an arrow instead.

lunch ---------------> said...

Well that won't work either. Any suggestions anyone?

El Padrino said...

no worries, simply lunch will do

lunch → said...

Ok, think I got it now. Best I can do EP unless someone has a better idea.

lunch → said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
El Padrino said...

nice pickup zeke/spiff

El Padrino said...

perfect

tem said...

i see beth is on a high protein diet now.

tem said...

csil stories are grate*

tem said...

our softball got rained out on sunday.

El Padrino said...

the draft was great, kiper was foolish just about everytime he opened his mouth

lunch → said...

"i see beth is on a high protein diet now."

Now?

blue said...

kiper is washed up

tem said...

"kiper was foolish just about everytime he opened his mouth"

^^^

Meiz said...

"got a DUI, or as mize calls it "OWI""



Under the influence vs While intoxicated


Not the same.

Meiz said...

"Mize, the irons budget went up to between $400-$500. Do work, son. Thanks in advance."


This makes my yob easier

El Padrino said...

second hand store

blue said...

how is "under the influence" different than "while intoxicated?"

kod said...

how is "under the influence" different than "while intoxicated?"

it's not; some states use DWI, and some use DUI. No difference at all between the two.

kod said...

sorry

*In Minnesota there is no difference between the two

*In some states, there is

kod said...

According to some Texas attorney's website; a DWI is more serious.

-In texas, a DUI is when your BAC is under .08% (although, I didn't know it was illegal to drive with a BAC that low). They don't suspend your license like they do with DWI.

*This seems weird

blue said...

if it's below .08 then it's not really "influencing" you

tem said...

if you are driving like shit it might be influencing you.

or you are just a shitty driver.


either way you shouldn't be driving so if the law gets shitty drivers off the streets then cool.

El Padrino said...

today turned shitty real quick

lunch → said...

"today turned shitty real quick:

That's what happens when the Mets are winning, it throws everything out of whack.

Of course that also means Keith might stop being an az and Mize could be getting laid soon.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"nice pickup zeke/spiff"

padfast

El Padrino said...

now your asking me to read lovadeekend

blue said...

it's news to me

blue said...

i wish there were cool stories about broncos draft picks

tem said...

there are cool stories about them.

did you hear they got Tebow?

Steve said...

"Keith might stop being an az and Mize could be getting laid soon"


wooaaa. slow down there, Beth

lunch → said...

"wooaaa. slow down there, Beth"

Yeah, I probably shoulda started slower, like that you might take your helmet off for 1/2 an hour.

lunch → said...

"did you hear they got Tebow?"

Who got his tears?

El Padrino said...

the croc

blue said...

who is this tebow?

El Padrino said...

if Blount doesnt cap that kid on Boise he is a no brianer draft choice now the Titans get him for nothing

JFreak said...

Isn't Blount just LenDale 2.0?

El Padrino said...

even if he is lendale was nice for 2 years

JFreak said...

Titans refused to use lendale last year.

Why would this year be any different?

Keef said...

"hsil must have been pissed"

she still hasn't stopped whining about it. cmk told her she's starting to sound like blue

Keef said...

"Titans refused to use lendale last year.

Why would this year be any different?"



He's on Seattle?

blue said...

"cmk told her she's starting to sound like blue"

that's not what she said on her FB page...she said she enjoys her time with me

blue said...

correct, Titans won't use lendale at all this year

blue said...

interesting fact....when Glenn Robinson was drafted by the Bucks, his rookie contract was worth more than the entire value of the Bucks franchise at the time.

Keef said...

"I keep looking for the S, you didn't publish the S....."


give it some time...

Steve said...

hahahaha.

A dude just called the marketing chick asking about some of our products. He didn't want to say what company he was worked for so she told him she would have to get back with him. He says sure and gives her his work email address...

Steve said...

this guy looks just like the kinda person who shouldn't own a gun.

Keef said...

GORE!!!

blue said...

i think i'll eat some froot loops

tem said...

"cmk told her she's starting to sound like blue"

LoL

blue said...

shut your keyboard

tem said...

Spiff, good work on coming back in FMLB, if my team beat you then you would have had to quit the league.

blue said...

if he quits the league can I take over his team?

tem said...

"she still hasn't stopped whining about it. "

AJA being puked on 3 times, i'd probably bitch about that for 2 or 3 solid days. then off and on for the rest of my life.

tem said...

"if he quits the league can I take over his team?"

i think if my team beats anyone they should have to relinquish their team to you.

blue said...

a 3x puked on weekend shouldn't be that out of the ordinary.

blue said...

she's a collitch student

tem said...

puked on 3X should be out of the ordinary.

seeing someone puke 3X not so much.

but to get puked on 3X is not normal.

Keef said...

"she's a collitch student"

No she's not

tem said...

also puked on 3X by the same person. after 2 times you would have either punched them and knocked them out or avoided them.

Keef said...

hsil was drunk and annoying too, so I don't feel bad that she got puked on. She was laughing when it was happening. Bitching about it started when she sobered up

tem said...

i don't blame her for bitching.

but she probably is still bitching about her first time hurting. so she has a track record for over bitching.

Keef said...

"so she has a track record for over bitching."


^^^^^^^^^^^

Were you eating dinner with us last night? cmk tolt& her that she's so overdramatic with everything.

ns

El Padrino said...

fffuuucccckkk

tem said...

"Were you eating dinner with us last night?"

well not with, but near.

El Padrino said...

the lions might stop sucking soon

will be sad

Meiz said...

Open Arms is on the radio right now

Keef said...

"the lions might stop sucking soon"

If the mess can do it, anyone can

blue said...

"also puked on 3X by the same person. after 2 times you would have either punched them and knocked them out or avoided them."

or opened the door and tossed them out

tem said...

lions are in a tough division.

GB and Minn are both pretty good.

going to be hard for the lions to climb over both of them.

tem said...

"or opened the door and tossed them out"

would have been awesome if this is what really happened (ahiik)

kod said...

Open Arms is on the radio right now

blast that shit!


/kod

Keef said...

"would have been awesome if this is what really happened (ahiik)"

Yes

tem said...

awesomer if keith had pics of a brawl between csil and hsil

blue said...

or video with nudity

Keef said...

I tolt* cmk that I don't want csil going out with us anymore when we're with my friends because it's embarrassing. My buddy & his wife have been out with us twice when csil is there and she's been a full ratard bolth* times and they have felt a little ackward*

blue said...

chris cooley talking about ballz...totally intentional joke he made...hilarity

blue said...

talking about cleaning your balls if they're dirty

blue said...

rome should have ran him

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP writing dong jokes for the WWL front page now

blue said...

maybe the broncos can sign adalius thomas

El Padrino said...

i'm popular

blue said...

probably not though

El Padrino said...

probably

blue said...

popular with the dongs

tem said...

haha one of the girls on my softball team has jury duty this week.

haha.

tem said...

"maybe the broncos can sign adalius thomas"

and derrick thomas too.

blue said...

did you learn this from FB or twitter?

tem said...

beth likes clean balls

Keef said...

LP is popular with hisself*

tem said...

"did you learn this from FB or twitter?"

i wrote her an email and got an auto reply thing.

blue said...

"i wrote her an email and got an auto reply thing."

i don't have time for that shit

/lp

tem said...

annihilate you

blue said...

Aaron Cook (pitcher) has as many hits (4) as Chris Ianetta (catcher) for the rockies so far this season.

awesome

Meiz said...

"the lions might stop sucking soon"


And who got on the bandwagon first???

blue said...

the lions will be 8-8 this year

Keef said...

"chris cooley talking about ballz...totally intentional joke he made...hilarity"

Goddman spoilers

blue said...

jim schwarz knows his bidness

Keef said...

"Aaron Cook (pitcher) has as many hits (4) as Chris Ianetta (catcher) for the rockies so far this season."


Maybe (probably) I (me) should (ought to) remove (get rid of) Chris Ianetta (catcher) from my (mine) keeper (fantasy baseball) team (squad)

blue said...

they got vandendouche and suh up front for hogs, jahvid best will be good as long as he doesn't try to jump over people

tem said...

"Aaron Cook (pitcher) has as many hits (4) as Chris Ianetta (catcher) "

a gay couple play for the rockies?

El Padrino said...

yeah why do most catcher really suck at hitting

tem said...

jahvid best will be good until he gets knocked out again.

*fixed

tem said...

"yeah why do most catcher really suck at hitting"

because gays can't play sports.

piazza is the exception.

blue said...

"Maybe (probably) I (me) should (ought to) remove (get rid of) Chris Ianetta (catcher) from my (mine) keeper (fantasy baseball) team (squad)"

Miguel (spanish for Michael) Olivo (spanish for the nino) is (is) their (rockies) everyday (all days) catcher (man behind the plate) now (today), he (miguel) has (owns) 5 (five) HRs (???) already (so far) this (current) season (spring) to (2) lead (element abbreviated pb) the team (rockies organization)

blue said...

"yeah why do most catcher really suck at hitting"

recently (last week) an annoucer (some guy) was saying (said) that they (catchers) are too (2) used to seeing the ball (beisbol) from a different angle (doggie style)

lunch → said...

"Maybe (probably) I (me) should (ought to) remove (get rid of) Chris Ianetta (catcher) from my (mine) keeper (fantasy baseball) team (squad)

Miguel (spanish for Michael) Olivo (spanish for the nino) is (is) their (rockies) everyday (all days) catcher (man behind the plate) now (today), he (miguel) has (owns) 5 (five) HRs (???) already (so far) this (current) season (spring) to (2) lead (element abbreviated pb) the team (rockies organization)"


This takes way too much effort to read and/or follow.

blue said...

This (comment) takes way too (2) much effort (i like ballz in my mouth) to read (or have read to me)and/or follow (because i'm blonde).


*fized

Keef said...

"lead (element abbreviated pb)"


Fantastic

ns

Keef said...

"This takes way too much effort to read and/or follow."


Should of* went to college


s

blue said...

maybe the broncos can get John Henderson

Keef said...

"chris cooley talking about ballz...totally intentional joke he made...hilarity"



Just heard the interview. Funny stuff

tem said...

"element abbreviated pb"

ha

blue said...

"Tebow now the town's biggest superstar ahead of 'Melo"


hold on there pardner

blue said...

granted the nuggets now suck, but tebow is awful

Keef said...

yeah it's clearly GK

lunch → said...

"Should of* went to college"

Why, does college make you want to waste your time more?

Steve said...

every time i go to the drink machine it requires exact change. i put in exact change come back the next day and it still needs exact change.

it wouldn't kill the vender to leave some goddamn change in the goddamn vending machine.

blue said...

maybe you're the only one buying drinks, and the next guy takes your change

tem said...

if he is the only one buying drinks there is no next guy

Keef said...

"Why, does college make you want to waste your time more?"

A) You didn't say you didn't want to waste your time. You said it takes too much effort to read it. If you went to college, you would know how to read better

B) S stands for sarcasm

Keef said...

"it wouldn't kill the vender to leave some goddamn change in the goddamn vending machine."

Maybe it would

Steve said...

"maybe you're the only one buying drinks, and the next guy takes your change"

i know. it's probably some asshole down the hall that just waits for me to walk buy with a fresh soda then he slides in and uses his dollar bill.

the vendor could leave enough change for everyone to use dollar bills.

Keef said...

"it's probably some asshole down the hall that just waits for me to walk buy with a fresh soda then he slides in and uses his dollar bill."

Probably the same guy who takes LP's Highlights for Children into the shitter with him

Spaceman Spiff said...

ryan howard got paid

El Padrino said...

fuck the phillies

lunch → said...

"S stands for sarcasm"

Wait, when did this start?????

(S - I'd better put S here for you since obviously you don't pick up on obvious sarcasm, which is what my college response was.)

And sorry Mize, keith is still an as* so you apparently aren't getting laid anytime soon. No bizarro world here.

El Padrino said...

olivio conversation sold spiff

Spaceman Spiff said...

"olivio conversation sold spiff"

the time i picked him up off waivers is visible

Spaceman Spiff said...

*free agents

Spaceman Spiff said...

"fuck the phillies"

nice victorino pick up

Keef said...

"(S - I'd better put S here for you since obviously you don't pick up on obvious sarcasm, which is what my college response was.)"


Apology accepted

Keef said...

"the time i picked him up off waivers is visible"

no time for that shit

Spaceman Spiff said...

tito ortiz beat up jenna

El Padrino said...

"the time i picked him up off waivers is visible"

string, hanging

Keef said...

probably made her look better

El Padrino said...

"nice victorino pick up"

yeah that was weird that someone dropped him, it's a long season

i will trade him at the drop of a dime

El Padrino said...

i got rid of hamels, he'll meet the same fate once he starts hitting

Keef said...

"yeah that was weird that someone dropped him, it's a long season"

he's a giant bag 'o* douche

El Padrino said...

i lost fantasy $$ by 1.43 points

stings

El Padrino said...

is zekes new yob safe for LOV?

Keef said...

"i got rid of hamels, he'll meet the same fate once he starts hitting"

::mike hampton::

El Padrino said...

I'm going here for this tonight

El Padrino said...

"he's a giant bag 'o* douche"

you think i dont know that

Keef said...

"you think i dont know that"

You know a little about a lot. I don't know what the boundary is

El Padrino said...

i feel like i dont have time for all these bands and music but i'm pretty bored with my i-pizzle right now

it's a cross between lazy and i dont want to deal with that shit

Keef said...

"I'm going here for this tonight"


OG has grate* panelle


s

Steve said...

Per Wiki (EP's "this" link):

"Panelle are believed to be of Arabic origin..."


FACE!!

Keef said...

"Panelle are believed to be of Arabic origin..."



LP doesn't believe that

tem said...

"tito ortiz beat up jenna"

only fight he could win

El Padrino said...

as long as they arent originated from islamic extrmist i dont care

chickpeas are prominent in arab countries, italians perfected the use, fuck hummus

Keef said...

I guess Aldo beat some as. huh

Keef said...

hummus is good

tem said...

"I guess Aldo beat some as. huh"

yes.

wHeasel said...

I posted some Fewnway pics on my Facebook and blog...

Tell me oyu wouldn't pay $50 to sit here.

wHeasel said...

oyu

I'm a magnificent son of a bitch!

Keef said...

"Tell me oyu wouldn't pay $50 to sit here."

I'm blockt but I wouldn't

Keef said...

LP
aitch pays $50 to see the red sux but won't send you beer

Steve said...

"aitch pays $50 to see the red sux but won't send you beer"




^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Steve said...

he probably even purchased beer while he was there.

El Padrino said...

i wouldnt

El Padrino said...

he's mocking me

Keef said...

"he probably even purchased beer while he was there."

Yeah. 1 beer there probably costs the same as whatever he owes LP

El Padrino said...

fenway looks rickety and shitty

Keef said...

weasels are awful

El Padrino said...

when are they knocking that thing down

Keef said...

"is zekes new yob safe for LOV?"

Don't think he's accepted anything yet. He said he's gotten a couple of offers

El Padrino said...

it's not even like he has a wife to explain why he has to buy beer and ship it to some fake guy in ny

El Padrino said...

"Don't think he's accepted anything yet. He said he's gotten a couple of offers"

well well

excusssse me

Keef said...

"it's not even like he has a wife to explain why he has to buy beer and ship it to some fake guy in ny"

If I lose my bet to yous* (AHIK*), cmk isn't gonna know about me buying beer and sending it to you

Spaceman Spiff said...

i wouldnt

El Padrino said...

"If I lose my bet to yous* (AHIK*), cmk isn't gonna know about me buying beer and sending it to you"

cmep is a money hawk

shipping part i can understand you doing it by your yob or something

Todd Packer said...

i would probably pay $50 for those seats at fenway if they were playing the mess or rays

El Padrino said...

i would probably pay $50 for those seats at fenway if they were playing the mess or rays or if i was allowed to shit on home plate

*ficced

Todd Packer said...

"The Mess are on FIR*! I was wrong about them, they're a pretty solid team."

SAS by this statement from keith.... maybe a xnij

Spaceman Spiff said...

no it was just missing an S

/LP

Spaceman Spiff said...

and

Spaceman Spiff said...

bold

Spaceman Spiff said...

what do we have for him? bnew car!

El Padrino said...

samoas o samoas

you are awesome

Meiz said...

blah

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