Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Nuggets suck

Does it bother anyone else that the "top of the page material" is now on the side of the page and not the top? I guess that's about right considering...

I've given up on the nuggets, infighting, bad play, shitty attitudes, fuck them. The amazing Ubaldo is at it again, he ran his consecutive scoreless innings streak to 22 and 1/3 innings best in rockies history...Of course that's not even halfway to Oral's* record. Only gave up 2 hits last night, lady and gentlemen you're NL cy young award winner (if the award were given in April).

supposedly the raiders are going to release Jamarcus Russell....maybe the Broncos can pick him up.

Bret Michaels is dead, I guess there was just a little too much unskinny bop for him. Maybe every rose does have a thorn (except thornless ones). Maybe too much of wanting nothing but a good time? My mama don't dance and neither does Bret now. Unfortunately there is nothing to believe in. I wonder if he refused to open up and say ahhh?.*

*He may not be dead yet, but I really just wanted to show off my knowledge of Poison songs.

I watched some of that show about the guy from Kiss and his jewels. Shitty show, it was the osbornes with a hotter wife.

How has it changed your life? Keith? Mize?

ok i'm done now

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Beth said...

Wait, where's the whining?

El Padrino said...

"he ran his consecutive scoreless innings streak to 22 and 1/3 innings best in rockies history"

mike pelfrey laughs at 22 1/3

Steve said...

"Bret Michaels is dead, I guess there was just a little too much unskinny bop for him..."

great paragraph

Steve said...

i was going threw some expenses last ngiht. i've spent just over 150.00 on my morning coffe this year.


that's not good.

blue said...

"mike pelfrey laughs at 22 1/3"

how many no-hitters do the mets have again?

blue said...

Nolan Ryan threw one for them right?

no?

really?

blue said...

then must have been Doc Gooden?

Tom Seaver?

blue said...

oh, must have been David Cone then or Sid Fernandez

blue said...

list of great mets pitchers is like a huge pile of suck

El Padrino said...

was just talking scoreless streak

damn

blue said...

how many innings did pelfrey go? (ns)

El Padrino said...

"list of great mets pitchers is like a huge pile of suck"

that's just not true

tem said...

"list of great mets pitchers is like a huge pile of suck"


the rockies have a far better list i take it?

El Padrino said...

"how many innings did pelfrey go? (ns)"

i beleive he is at 24 and counting

blue said...

oh, its current?

did not know that.


Liriano has like 23 scoreless right now too

blue said...

how funny would it have been if Miami had taken dez bryant

blue said...

#1 selling jersey in the NFL, highest selling jersey for a draftee in NFL history....


Tim Tebow


:hanging head in shame:

Beth said...

":hanging head in shame:"

I'm sure they make them in kid's sizes blue, maybe you should pick up a couple.

blue said...

bgblue has a champ bailey jersey (ns)

El Padrino said...

alpha bita

det

El Padrino said...

*alpha bits

El Padrino said...

"The F train was taken out of service briefly (trains ran on the D or G) about an hour ago because a man apparently jumped in front of a train at Jay Street. The F is running now, but riders should expect some delays. The condition of the man is unclear."


hey asshole kill yourself during off-peak hours

Beth said...

"bgblue has a champ bailey jersey (ns)"

Well done starting her off with a former UGA player.

wHeasel said...

"i was going threw some expenses last ngiht"

If EP said this, he'd be getting killed.

Steve, YMSOAB!!

tem said...

i was going to buy blue a tebow jersey, but they are sold out.

blue said...

TP already has one i'm sure..

he's dropped his JETS fandom and become a broncos fan

tem said...

sporcle thing as. got 49/50 on last night i got 45, so i figure he could do 49.

first time i got like 20 though. i didn't know it bounced around. i was looking at the first one and then hitting '5' over and over again. i was pretty sure 5-0 was 5.

blue said...

yeah, first time I didn't realize that you only had 1 minute

blue said...

i thought "this will be easy"

blue said...

good talk about the AZ immigration law last night.


I'm on the zeke side...fuck the illegals

kod said...

re: last nights conversation on AZ immigration bill

-the biggest issue at stake here is political. AZ is a pretty conservative state; the Latino vote is ginormous to both parties. Latinos as a whole are swing voters, they have issues in common with Dems and Repubs alike (mostly social issues with Republicans...since so many are Catholic and pro-life, anti gay marriage, etc.)
*And of course it goes far beyond AZ; Latinos all over the country are watching these developments very closely. This could impact the 2010 elections in many states (Cali, Texas, New Mexico, etc.)
-a lot of the outrage is politically based; a lot of the responses by politicians on both sides are politically based.

kod said...

but one thing is clear to me, if AZ was smart, they would have waited until after November to enact this law.

blue said...

Kod assumes that latinos vote...they can't read the ballot because its in english

blue said...

plus...illegals can't vote

Steve said...

"a lot of the responses by politicians on both sides are politically based"


RK, R?

Steve said...

"but one thing is clear to me, if AZ was smart, they would have waited until after November to enact this law."


yea, i think a lot of people are gonna be unseated due to this thing. And i don't think it'll get past the first lawsuit.

Steve said...

"plus...illegals can't vote"

yes but their are millions of Latinos here legally that can vote.

El Padrino said...

bron bron to join MJ?

blue said...

"yes but their are millions of Latinos here legally that can vote."

they won't be offering ballots in spanish in AZ, so they won't understand what they're voting for

tem said...

"...they can't read the ballot because its in english"

this doesn't stop people from voting.

El Padrino said...

wait sandra bullock adopted a lil black baby?

blue said...

"this doesn't stop people from voting."

right, so politicians will be smart enough to use trickeration

blue said...

it worked on the jews in florida

tem said...

"wait sandra bullock adopted a lil black baby?"

that was in a movie. and he was big and not a baby.

Steve said...

"wait sandra bullock adopted a lil black baby?"


that's her screaming in the loudest way possible:

"I'M NOT A NAZI!!!"

tem said...

TMQ is going to be on the colbert report tonight.

if you watch it don't watch it in HD

blue said...

isn't TMQ in black and white?

tem said...

no

tem said...

he is in color.

Living Color

not the band. that is living colour.

not the tv show either.

blue said...

jim carrey was on that show

he's also plays a gay cowboy in his next movie...except maybe not a cowboy

Beth said...

"that was in a movie. and he was big and not a baby."

Hilarity.

tem said...

i'm leaning towards flying to ATL.

El Padrino said...

good call

tem said...

i knew you'd approve.

anytime you can spend more $$$ you are down with the idea.

Beth said...

"i'm leaning towards flying to ATL"

Want me to pick you and cgtif up at the airport?

(s)

tem said...

nah, i want to ease cgtif into things.

we'll see you on saturday somewhere around town.

blonde with an accent, i'll find you.

blue said...

why are you flying to Atlanta?

blue said...

"nah, i want to ease cgtif into things."

get her drunk on the plane

blue said...

"nah, i want to ease cgtif into things."


TWSS?

Steve said...

Olivia Munn wears leather boots to PETA event

good thing she's pretty.

El Padrino said...

"anytime you can spend more $$$ you are down with the idea."

i do like to pay for convienence

blue said...

blue is hiring movers for convenience.

I could do it myself, but that shit sucks

El Padrino said...

with wade pissed about how the first round went he's a shoe-in Knickerbocker

this is gonna be great

El Padrino said...

dont think bron bron is coming so plan b is wade

El Padrino said...

lakers were going atm early on the thunder

El Padrino said...

justified was hdh last night

blue said...

"with wade pissed about how the first round went he's a shoe-in Knickerbocker"


not if the Bulls have anything to say about that...they'll let him pick the coach

El Padrino said...

"not if the Bulls have anything to say about that...they'll let him pick the coach"

nyc pizza >>>>>> chicago pizza

colov

Steve said...

"nyc pizza >>>>>> chicago pizza"


true. but he could alsways order the brooklyn pizza from Dominos.

El Padrino said...

stop it

Steve said...

Boobquake


it would have been really funny if an earthquake hit someplace on Monday.

Keef said...

"i beleive he is at 24 and counting"
"Liriano has like 23 scoreless right now too"

My $fmlb team has Ubaldo, Liriano, & Pelfrey


jinx

El Padrino said...

wow

El Padrino said...

ryan leaf must be thrilled

jamarcus stoled his thunder

tem said...

"why are you flying to Atlanta?"

visit cgtif's sis and brother in law. cgtif is going to of course.

tem said...

big boss #2: tem, when was your last review.


tem: umm probably 36 months ago.

big boss #2: no shit? really.

tem: yes really.

big boss # 2: just checking.

Spaceman Spiff said...

T minus 48 hours until vegas

been a minute

tem said...

now that i think about it, it was only 30 months ago.

El Padrino said...

"T minus 48 hours until vegas

been a minute"

nice

El Padrino said...

you play spiff or just hang out

tem said...

i don't like it when writers say the bulls gave the cavs all they could handle.

the cavs won the series 4-1. i don't think the bulls gave them all they could handle.

tem said...

it might have been a tough 5 games, but at the end of the day they won the series 4-1.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"you play spiff or just hang out"

craps and hold em

Meiz said...

Mad busy yo

Meiz said...

NOT

tem said...

"craps and hold em"

gross

El Padrino said...

President Obama has also come out against the bill, saying, "if you are a Hispanic American in Arizona, your great, great grandparents may have been there before Arizona was even a state. But now suddenly if you don’t have your papers and you took your kid out to get ice cream, you’re going to be harassed, that’s something that could potentially happen."


just carry your papers mayne

tem said...

crapping then holding it. gross.

tem said...

Source: dwayne wade to meet with Nets brass later tomorrow.

tem said...

ok i just made that up

Steve said...

"just carry your papers mayne"


you carry your papers everywhere you go?

El Padrino said...

"Apparently there's this new scam called date-robbery in which women spike unsuspecting men's drinks in bars and then rob them."

role play

tem said...

how is that scam new?

tem said...

"you carry your papers everywhere you go?"

i usually have some sort of id on me at all times.

Steve said...

women have been robbing men for thousands of years.

nothing new there

JFreak said...

"you carry your papers everywhere you go?"

Is it really that hard to carry your driver's license with you?

Steve said...

drivers license doens't prove your a citizen. i just proves you live here

El Padrino said...

oh boy

Steve said...

or better yet. what if ya lose your wallet.

Steve said...

or get mugged and the investigating officer decides that you "look" like an illegal immigrant

Steve said...

it's a dumb law.

i don't really care that much, it's not my state.

but it's a dumb law

El Padrino said...

i usually have some sort of id on me at all times.

^^^^^^^

Is it really that hard to carry your driver's license with you?3

^

no it's not, in fact it's easy

kod said...

drivers license doens't prove your a citizen. i just proves you live here

I think that's incorrect (not positive but pretty sure). I don't think you can get a DL without proof of citizenship.

-plus, they issue laminated status cards to people legally here on VISA, amnesty, etc. (many Hispanic customers used them when I worked at a bank for ID)

kod said...

*citizenship or legal status I should say

tem said...

"drivers license doens't prove your a citizen."

gotta help your cause though.

kod said...

still, the law is stupid and unconstitutional

El Padrino said...

"drivers license doens't prove your a citizen. i just proves you live here

I think that's incorrect (not positive but pretty sure). I don't think you can get a DL without proof of citizenship."

oh you think

jesus steve that was the most retarded thing you ever said

tem said...

also see kod's input. i'm not sure if illegals can get licenses.

tem said...

"still, the law is stupid and unconstitutional"

lots of laws are.

El Padrino said...

"still, the law is stupid and unconstitutional"

so is your face

El Padrino said...

"drivers license doens't prove your a citizen. i just proves you live here"

TOTPM

El Padrino said...

ratard

Steve said...

"TOTPM"


AZ is the same state that passed a law stating Obama has to show his birth certificate to run for president.

What? His divers license isn't good enough?

Steve said...

or is drivers license

tem said...

at least 3 people have walked into my office immediately after i farted today.

El Padrino said...

"AZ is the same state that passed a law stating Obama has to show his birth certificate to run for president.

What? His divers license isn't good enough?"

omg just stop it

they want to see his birf cert cuz you cant be president if you werent born here ratard

Steve said...

go fuck yourself you redneck midget

El Padrino said...

a brooklyn redneck

interesting creature

El Padrino said...

dont get mad at me that you have the IQ of a grape

Meiz said...

This is why Tyler never comes around here anymore

El Padrino said...

why

Steve said...

"a brooklyn redneck

interesting creature"


you are solid proof that they exist.

El Padrino said...

cuz steve is retarded?

Steve said...

some light reading for the dumb redneck

"Conversely, in other states it is possible for an illegal immigrant to obtain a driver's license, as no proof of legal immigration status is required."

El Padrino said...

where's that from the al qaeda site you like?

tem said...

yeah checking some state sites you don't always need to be a us citizen to get a license.


i haven't found one yet that allows you to get one without some sort of green card or VISA or whatever.

tem said...

so i am not sure how an illegal would really get one.

haven't checked all the states though.

El Padrino said...

Conversely, in other states it is possible for an illegal immigrant to obtain a driver's license

no in AZ

JFreak said...

obtaining a driver's license in the US

"The basic requirements for all states are:

Proof of identity. Most states require anywhere from two to three forms of identity. These may include passport, I.D. card, and international driver's license. It should contain your date of birth.

Proof of residency. Some states will not let you obtain a license if you are on a visitor's visa, so be prepared to also show proof of legal residency.

Social Security number. In some states this can be done at the DMV office whereas in others you would need to go to your local Social Security Office and obtain one.

Eye-examination. Do not forget to bring your eyeglasses if you wear any. A photograph will be also taken.

Payment of a fee, which varies from state to state and can be anywhere from $10 to $45."

El Padrino said...

"i haven't found one yet that allows you to get one without some sort of green card or VISA or whatever."


AND THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE

El Padrino said...

then freak with the finisher

El Padrino said...

that was a Mortal Kombat

FINISH HIM

El Padrino said...

i hear steve googling which states allow an illegal to obtain a DL

tem said...

yeah i am not saying there isn't one out there that does...just i haven't found it yet.

i got bored looking though and stopped after alabama.

which was the first one i looked at.

JFreak said...

Here's a long cnp from the Social Security site about obtaining a number while being a noncitizen. Basically it says you have to be a legal resident to acquire one, and it cannot be obtained solely to get a driver's license.

Original Social Security Number for a Noncitizen Adult

In general, only noncitizens who have permission to work from the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) can apply for a Social Security number. If you do not have permission to work but need a Social Security number for other purposes, see “Work eligibility” for further information.

To apply for a Social Security number:

Complete an Application For A Social Security Card (Form SS-5); and
Show us documents proving:
Immigration status;
Work eligibility;
Age; and
Identity.
Take your completed application and original documents to your local Social Security office .
Anyone age 12 or older requesting an original Social Security number card must appear for an interview at a Social Security office.

Immigration status

To prove your U.S. immigration status, you must show us the current U.S. immigration document, I-94, Arrival/Departure Record, issued to you when you arrived in the United States. If you are an F-1 or M-1 student, you also must show us your I-20, Certificate of Eligibility for Nonimmigrant Student Status. If you are a J-1 or J-2 exchange visitor, you must show us your DS-2019, Certificate of Eligibility for Exchange Visitor Status.

Work eligibility

For most foreign workers, we only need to see an I-94, Arrival/Departure Record. Some foreign workers also must show their work permits from DHS (I-766 or I-688B).

Student: If you are an F-1 student authorized to work in curricular practical training, you must provide us with a Form I-20 with the employment page (page 3) completed and signed by a designated school official. We also need to see evidence of that employment, such as a recent pay slip or a letter from your employer. Your supervisor must sign and date the letter. The letter must describe:

Your job;
Your employment start date:
The number of hours you are, or will be, working; and
Your supervisor’s name and telephone number.
If you are an F-1 or M-1 student and are authorized to work off campus, you must provide us with the Employment Authorization Document you received from DHS.

If you are a J-1 student, you must provide a letter from your sponsor. The letter should be on sponsor letterhead with an original signature that authorizes your employment.

If you do not have permission to work

Lawfully admitted noncitizens can get many benefits and services without a Social Security number. You do not need a number to conduct business with a bank, register for school, apply for educational tests, obtain private health insurance, apply for school lunch programs or apply for subsidized housing. You cannot get a Social Security number for the sole purpose of obtaining a driver’s license.


Basically Steve, your argument is poppycock.

El Padrino said...

4-0 mets

El Padrino said...

"which was the first one i looked at."

hilarity

El Padrino said...

Basically Steve, your* a ratard.

fixed

El Padrino said...

school out

Meiz said...

Tem

Keef said...

"drivers license doens't prove your a citizen. i just proves you live here"

Wow

JFreak said...

Going back to Italy in May.

Suck it, EP.

Keef said...

"AZ is the same state that passed a law stating Obama has to show his birth certificate to run for president.

What? His divers license isn't good enough?"


Wow. You really are a retard.

Keef said...

You can be here legally without having been born here. You can't be president if you weren't born here

Keef said...

"yeah checking some state sites you don't always need to be a us citizen to get a license."

You don't have to be a citizen to be a legal resident

Keef said...

My fucking douche bag sister's husband puts a post on fb that is signing some petition against the new law and his post was "I don't want my son to go threw what I had to and still go threw". HDH included. I fucking hate him, he throws out the discrimination card at every opportunity. Hey dickwad, you aren't discriminated against because of your skin, you're discriminated against because your* a lazy piece of shit who doesn't respect anyone.


end temrant

Keef said...

I felt like mize for a second

El Padrino said...

"Going back to Italy in May.

Suck it, EP."

nice, well played

Keef said...

Rome was talking about the Derby the other day and says "I really like Looking at Lucky in the race". Well he's the favorite, so a lot of people probably like that horse

JFreak said...

Put him on blast.

Keef said...

bleu
RE: trade offer



RE-JECTED

El Padrino said...

what a dick

kod said...

You can't be president if you weren't born here

-unless on US soil overseas (embassy, US military base overseas, etc.)

Keef said...

"-unless on US soil overseas (embassy, US military base overseas, etc.)"

Right

JFreak said...

"-unless on US soil overseas (embassy, US military base overseas, etc.)"

So here, got it.

Steve said...

one more for the road:

"As it stands, a hodgepodge of laws govern whether illegal immigrants can lawfully drive in the United States. Ten states (Hawaii, Illinois, Michigan, Montana, New Mexico, North Carolina, Oregon, Utah, Washington and Wisconsin) do not require license applicants to demonstrate that they are lawfully present in the United States, in effect granting driver's licenses to illegal immigrants. Most of those states do require applicants to present an identification card issued by their home country."

Keef said...

hey kod
Can you please stop trying to jinx FL? Thanks and regards

JFreak said...

Hey, um, so...was your mother a prostitute?

El Padrino said...

"You can't be president if you weren't born here

-unless on US soil overseas (embassy, US military base overseas, etc.)"

yup so we are pretending i never said it or just reiterating for the tard

kod said...

"hey kod
Can you please stop trying to jinx FL? Thanks and regards"

I think he's jinx-proof; in fact, perhaps my normal jinx powers have the reverse effect on him. I've been slobbering over him on LOV throughout the 23 inning scoreless streak.

(this comment should conclusively prove one or the other...if he blows out his arm in his next start, I apologize in advance))

kod said...

one last comment on the AZ law before I head out to a meeting and then out of town.

Even if you have to have legal status before getting a drivers license, you do NOT have to carry it on you while driving. It is not like proof of insurance; you can not be ticketed for failing to show proof of a license.
-You'll have to eventually show it to the Court if you are ticketed for driving without a license...but they cannot hold you in the meantime.
-However, under this law, it appears as though you can be detained and have your liberty constrained by not carrying a license (or proof of legal status).
-That is unconstitutional under the 14th, 4th, and 6th Amendments

Keef said...

"yup so we are pretending i never said it or just reiterating for the tard"

DD

El Padrino said...

mmm tits

tem said...

meiz, great link, thanks!

Keef said...

"Even if you have to have legal status before getting a drivers license, you do NOT have to carry it on you while driving. It is not like proof of insurance; you can not be ticketed for failing to show proof of a license."

Who goes out and drives and doesn't take their license with them, whether it's in their wallet or money clip or whatever?

Keef said...

That's like forgetting to put on deodorant


oh wait...

blue said...

"-That is unconstitutional under the 14th, 4th, and 6th Amendments"

these were the worst amendments

blue said...

nowhere does it say in those amendments that illegal immigrants can't be held for being douchebags

blue said...

put it this way

nobody likes mexicans anyway unless they're cutting your grass or making your cheeseburger

blue said...

and even then i'm suspicious

blue said...

i think its funny that the most outraged guys (kod and steve) live in areas where mexicans choose not to move.

blue said...

instead of people saying "i know that our country is in distress, i'll make this sacrifice to help clean it up" people get on their soapbox and talk about how they're being discriminated against.

if you got nothing to hide, show them yer papers and be on your way and quit yer bitchin

blue said...

but then we'll sit and bitch that a bunch of towelheads blew up the subway system and homeland security should have done more

blue said...

end blitler rant

blue said...

i beleive about 50%, maybe 75% of what I said

kod said...

i think its funny that the most outraged guys (kod and steve) live in areas where mexicans choose not to move.

who said I was outraged? I have far more pressing concerns to be outraged about. I just think it's stupid.

El Padrino said...

well kodpiece is all about the constitution, but your right is no mexicans within 50 miles of where he lives so that's funny

steve is just against it because he is liberal and enjoys when gays marry

blue said...

"if you are a Hispanic American in Arizona, your great, great grandparents may have been there before Arizona was even a state. But now suddenly if you don’t have your papers and you took your kid out to get ice cream, you’re going to be harassed, that’s something that could potentially happen."


if they were there before it was a state, how do you know if they're legal or not? (s)

blue said...

"steve is just against it because he is liberal and enjoys when gays marry"

he's still waiting for his 40 acres

blue said...

and i'm just stirring the pot


i got nothin but love for kod and steve (ns)

blue said...

but that's because they aren't mexicans.

now spiff (if that is your real name)...we may be enemies

blue said...

if he sends more titty links, the enemy thing will probably not come to fruition

El Padrino said...

still cant believe the ryan howard deal there are like 10 players better than him off the top of my head

and he isnt even the best philly on his team

blue said...

funny

a mets fan talking about overspending on a guy

El Padrino said...

in general i'm saying

blue said...

i gotchya

i don't disagree, like bobby c said, if howard is worth 25M, then pujols is worth $50M

blue said...

and it's not like he's a young dude either

kod said...

"As one baseball person pointed out, it doesn't make sense for David Ortiz to have called his club in the Dominican "40-40,'' not because that is the name of Jay-Z's but because 40-40 wasn't a feat that meant anything to Ortiz. He did just open a restaurant in Massachusetts called "Big Papi's," which would have made a lot more sense in the D.R. too."

-this writer is going to feel really stupid after Ortiz hits 40 HRs and steals 40 bases this year

blue said...

ortiz might not get 40 hits this season

blue said...

rockies off to an awesome start

Meiz said...

"Who goes out and drives and doesn't take their license with them, whether it's in their wallet or money clip or whatever?"


exfemmize

JFreak said...

Meiz's cargo just struck out while getting hit by a pitch.

That's pretty bad.

El Padrino said...

daniel murphy is screwed

we like ike
we like ike
we like ike

El Padrino said...

im getting a dog and i'm naming it issac

El Padrino said...

someone slap livan hernandez, he needs to wakeup

JFreak said...

You'll see Marlon Byrd's catch on sportscenter tonight.

El Padrino said...

hot asses hugging trees?

Meiz said...

"Meiz's cargo just struck out while getting hit by a pitch.

That's pretty bad."


Yeah, he's not much of one for the plate discipline.

El Padrino said...

"Lady Gaga, who claimed that she wants "the best body in showbiz", is now only eating baby food."

this bitch is nuts

El Padrino said...

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