Friday, April 16, 2010

NBA (national basketball association) Playoff (post-season) Preview (How it will go down)

I love the NBA playoffs because I like to watch money players. And someone always becomes a money player. Turkoglu is a good example. Pietrus maybe. Ariza. Guys like that. You know you are getting the star production from the stars. But for me, the teams who win championships, always have that other guy. I don't think the Lebrons have one of those guys. So I'm not picking them to win. To clarify.

Finals- Mavericks over Cavs, in 6.
It's now or never. Finals or bust. Seems like the Dirk era Mavs have been loitering in the playoffs for awhile now. Shaq/Wade blew them away in 05? for the title but this supporting cast is deeper. Haywood, Stevenson, Marion, Butler, and a not so 37 year old hall of famer which by the way can we give Cubes some credit for trading Harris for Kidd now. Harris is lost, Kidd has not dropped off in any way and has redonk playoff experience.

The way I see the first round shaking down.

Cavs over Bulls in 5
Orlando over Charlotte in 6
Atlanta over Milwaukee in 5
Miami over Boston in 7 (O:FB)

Lakers over Thunder in 5
Dallas over San Antonio in 6
Suns over Blazers in 4
Denver over Utar in 6

Shockers:
Nuggs will beat the Lakers in the 2nd round.
Atlanta will take Orlando out in the 2nd round.
And then take the Cavs to a Game 7 in what might be the most exciting series.
Dallas/Phoenix will be a 7 game series.
Dallas will use that mo mo to sweep the Nuggets.
Someone major will get hurt.
The officiating will be brutal.
Stan Van Gundy will not wear a tie.
Dirk will be your Finals MVP.
Someone will score 50 points or more in a game.

Shame on you real NBA fans that didnt want to write a preview. I watched about 10 non-Knick games this season so if this preview sucks blow it out your ass. All youz did today was weaken a country.

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Beth said...

"All youz did today was weaken a country."

Not unfunny.

Beth said...

Ok, this is kinda cool. The day after winning the Masters Phil went thru an Augusta Krispy Kreme drive-thru with the green jacket still on.

IT'S TRUE said...

not cool

IT'S TRUE said...

it'd be cool if he fucked his wife in the green jacket, assuming she had the energy for that

IT'S TRUE said...

anyone watch that Treme show?

IT'S TRUE said...

really milking that hurricane

Steve said...

Went to live after five last night and they had an 80's cover band.

The band was good (they could play their instruments) but the song selection sucked. They would rock out a little AC/DC, then some Poison and then they'd switch it up and play a Debbie Gibson song.

Everybody got quite and really uncomfortable.

Steve said...

ha, quite

IT'S TRUE said...

YMSOAB

Steve said...

it's a shame she didn't get her mammas looks

IT'S TRUE said...

yikes

Meiz said...

"Ok, this is kinda cool. The day after winning the Masters Phil went thru an Augusta Krispy Kreme drive-thru with the green jacket still on."


BFAHIA

Beth said...

BFAHIA

Ok I forgot, what's this stand for again?

Meiz said...

Boy Found Alive, Hiding In Attic

IT'S TRUE said...

which means cumfastery

Pop It In! said...

"Harris is lost"

yeah he's really bringing down that team in NJ

IT'S TRUE said...

kidd >>>>>>>>>>>>> harris

stop it keef

Meiz said...

"kidd >>>>>>>>>>>>> harris"


YOU stop it

IT'S TRUE said...

stop it

IT'S TRUE said...

kidd is still throwing around triple doubles, harris cant even spell triple double

Meiz said...

"which means cumfastery"

No.


BFAHIA = Duh, everybody on earth knows that

cumfastery = linking something that was already linked


Try to keep up.

Meiz said...

"kidd is still throwing around triple doubles, harris cant even spell triple double"


I guess that has nothing to do with the difference between the Mavs & the Nets.

Beth said...

"BFAHIA = Duh, everybody on earth knows that"

Wow, everybody on earth knows about Phil going to KK in his green jacket??

Steve said...

the soda machine has gone up 0.05.

that's bullshit!

Beth said...

But yeah EP, BFAHIA is definitely not the same as cumfastery.

Pop It In! said...

"kidd >>>>>>>>>>>>> harris

stop it keef"

You also think the Mess are awsome*

Pop It In! said...

"BFAHIA = Duh, everybody on earth knows that

cumfastery = linking something that was already linked"


tomayto
tomahto

IT'S TRUE said...

well if your saying that everyone knows boy found alive should everyone know about something that was linked once already

it's similar

Pop It In! said...

"Wow, everybody on earth knows about Phil going to KK in his green jacket??"

I did not know

IT'S TRUE said...

"I guess that has nothing to do with the difference between the Mavs & the Nets."

point.

devin harris is not who we thought he was

IT'S TRUE said...

i dont think the mets are awesome silly

Pop It In! said...

mize
You're off the Sconsin bandwagon for now, so you don't have to defend Harris

tem said...

" assuming she had the energy for that"

too soon?

tem said...

"BFAHIA = Duh, everybody on earth knows that

cumfastery = linking something that was already linked
"

^^^

tem said...

"Wow, everybody on earth knows about Phil going to KK in his green jacket??"

yes, even the non black hatians.

Beth said...

"i dont think the mets are awesome silly"

It always amuses me when grown men call each other silly.

tem said...

"I did not know"

then you are not on earth

Steve said...

We're testing a new camera lens today.

the sucker cost 13K. it's 1500X. it can read a license plate up to 5 miles away.


pretty sweet.

IT'S TRUE said...

A New Jersey man has raised the bar on boorishness by intentionally vomiting on an 11-year-old girl in the stands during Wednesday night's Phillies-Nationals game, police say. Clemmens allegedly began trying to force himself to vomit on off-duty police captain Michael Vangelo and his family after his buddy was ejected from the stadium for unruly behavior. Vangelo says he saw Clemmens shove his fingers down his throat, causing him to vomit on his daughter. "It was the most vile, disgusting thing I've ever seen," said Vangelo, "and I've been a cop for 20 years."


philly fans are the best

Steve said...

boorishness is a good word

Meiz said...

"I did not know"


GTFO

Meiz said...

"mize
You're off the Sconsin bandwagon for now, so you don't have to defend Harris"


Devin's my boy.

kod said...

the footage of the gigantic fireball/meteorite over Sconnie and Iowa last night is pretty sweet

Meiz said...

"the footage of the gigantic fireball/meteorite over Sconnie and Iowa last night is pretty sweet"


That was Wednesday, holmes.

IT'S TRUE said...

the volcano thing is awesome

unless it acid rains on people
then not so much

Meiz said...

There's acid rain all the time

Steve said...

why survivor has been around for 15 years

kod said...

That was Wednesday, holmes.

dammit; BFAHIA

Beth said...

"why survivor has been around for 15 years"

Oh this is so true this season! They've had times when the camera has zoomed in on a woman's boobs or butt with no other reason to do it.

Last night they did a close up as one woman with what looks like a boob job hid something in her tubetop.

Beth said...

And from the comments to that Survivor article:

"Basically you are plowing your girl on the beach…you pull out and dip your cock in the sand and then ram it back into her…the result is the “screaming seagull”.

Steve said...

"screaming seagull"

i'm thinking that wouldn't be fun for either pary.

Beth said...

Ok, even though I'm not a big basketball fan, I'm getting a little caught up in the Hawks excitement around here (i.e. jumping on the bandwagon) so let's see how this new profile pic works.

Beth said...

Not bad.

IT'S TRUE said...

ilike

Steve said...

"Not bad."


^^^^^^

IT'S TRUE said...

goldman charged with fraud

market tanking

IT'S TRUE said...

Washington, D.C., April 16, 2010 — The Securities and Exchange Commission today charged Goldman, Sachs & Co. and one of its vice presidents for defrauding investors by misstating and omitting key facts about a financial product tied to subprime mortgages as the U.S. housing market was beginning to falter.

kod said...

"Once again, sports was shut out of newspaper journalism's most prestigious prize this year, which means Sports Illustrated's George Dohrmann, whose work with the St. Paul Pioneer Press uncovering academic fraud in the men's basketball program at the University of Minnesota won him the award for beat reporting in 2000, remains the last sportswriter to earn the honor."

-fuckin Dohrmann; took about 8 years to move past that fallout

JFreak said...

Did you know that 24 is 42 reversed?

Buster Olney just told me that.

kod said...

The Securities and Exchange Commission today charged Goldman, Sachs & Co. and one of its vice presidents for defrauding investors by misstating and omitting key facts about a financial product tied to subprime mortgages as the U.S. housing market was beginning to falter.

-who are these people? and what did they do with the real SEC?

I like it

JFreak said...

#1 reason I will not own a dog in an apartment: I refuse to clean up poop.

Meiz said...

"goldman charged with fraud

market tanking"


I'm waiting with baited breath to hear how this is the president's fault.

Meiz said...

"I refuse to clean up poop."


So do all the dog owners in my complex.

JFreak said...

"market tanking"

Thanks Obama.

Boom.

Meiz said...

"baited breath"


This is how I spell it in real life.

JFreak said...
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JFreak said...

BAIT

IT'S TRUE said...

"I'm waiting with baited breath to hear how this is the president's fault."

keep waiting

Meiz said...

"keep waiting"


ISAS

kod said...

“The simultaneous selling of securities to customers and shorting them because they believed they were going to default is the most cynical use of credit information that I have ever seen,” said Sylvain R. Raynes, an expert in structured finance at R & R Consulting in New York. “When you buy protection against an event that you have a hand in causing, you are buying fire insurance on someone else’s house and then committing arson.”

-one of the more succinct analogies I've heard

IT'S TRUE said...

insider trading and other things that the SEC finds fraudulent has nothing to do with any sitting president

IT'S TRUE said...

succotash?

kod said...

"ICELAND- A gigantic ash cloud from an Icelandic volcano that blanketed Northern Europe on Thursday and paralyzed air travel across the continent has turned out to be part of the finale of the television series Lost, network officials confirmed today.

"The producers of Lost set off a small explosive charge underneath the Eyjafjallajokull glacier in Iceland, hoping to create a cloud of black smoke," said ABC spokesperson Carol Foyler. "That was pretty much the only way they could think of to end the series."

-ah, makes sense.

kod said...

I feel bad for a buddy of mine though. He was supposed to be flying out on a 1 week vacation to Europse with his wife this morning. Now, the entire vacation has to be canceled or rescheduled at the last minute.

IT'S TRUE said...

Eyjafjallajokull

in reading about this stuff i wonder why a simpler name couldnt be chosen for this glacier

it literally looks like a bunch of letter were just thrown together

example

kilokilkjhgtiuojw1

could pass for an icelandic glacier

kod said...

it literally looks like a bunch of letter were just thrown together


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

-or, like a 10 year old was trying to spell it out phonetically

kod said...

"Yes, Labute's Death at a Funeral is virtually a photocopy of the original, in terms of the story it tells and the comedy beats it hits. Yet everything in this version is coarser and more obvious, aimed at a lowest-common-denominator audience."

-I better submit this without comment, you know, just in case. No need to connect this quote with any assumptions about the audience the movie is geared towards. Wouldn't want to intrude on Blue's territory anyway (s)

kod said...

anyone see Tracy Morgan's interview last night on the Daily Show?

Definitely worth a look if you find him funny; the Toby McGuire feud had me in stitches


fucking spoilers

/Meiz and Keith

kod said...

I feel like I've somehow wandered into LOV AD.

-I'll stop talking to myself now

IT'S TRUE said...

i got no plans this weekend

i like that

JFreak said...

link to tracy morgan interview since kod is too lazy to do it himself

Meiz said...

Kod just thinks he's gonna get fired at the turn of every corner

IT'S TRUE said...

i think i saw that like a month ago, unless he was on the show again

kod said...

i think i saw that like a month ago, unless he was on the show again

yeah, he was on about a month ago for that cop movie with Bruce Willis; this was to promote Death at a Funeral

kod said...

link to tracy morgan interview since kod is too lazy to do it himself

I don't have my link cheat sheet at work to cnp (ns); I could email it to myself I suppose from home

kod said...

Kod just thinks he's gonna get fired at the turn of every corner

nah, not anymore. But in the past 2 years we have had to go from 7 FT attorneys to 3 (including myself). My prior fears were not totally unjustified.

Steve said...

"SEC’s fraud charges are ‘completely unfounded,’ Goldman Sachs says"


whatever dude. i havn't read anything about this really, but i don't think it's gonna end well for you.

Steve said...

University thong thief caught with 79 pairs


somebody needs a girlfriend

Meiz said...

El Tardo not having Milwaukee as one of the best home crowds this season is fucking retarded.

IT'S TRUE said...

i'm going to drink jack daniels tonight

Meiz said...

Enjoy the hangover

IT'S TRUE said...

never

ns

get more of a hangover from beer and wine

IT'S TRUE said...

and i didnt say i would drink it excessively

IT'S TRUE said...

havent had a hangover in a minute
they suck

Meiz said...

"and i didnt say i would drink it excessively"


You will

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Nothing is out of bounds for some girls who Shipman said are only interested in one thing: sleeping with an athlete.
”The Caucasian girls tend to notice the basketball players more,” he said.
“Some girls don’t even care what you do, as along as you’re an athlete. They don’t care how many points you score,” he said."

part of adequate compensation

IT'S TRUE said...

meiz would be the worse AA sponsor

kod said...

"By the way, I still want to know how David Kahn had the 5th and 6th picks in the draft, took two point guards, and somehow missed Curry AND Jennings. He was like the kid with the in the Big Kahuna Burger apartment who fired 25 bullets at Jules and Vincent Vega and somehow didn't hit either of them."

-meet the new Wolves; same as the old Wolves. If it wasn't for one good draft pick (KG) this might be arguably the most pathetic sports franchise in all of major sports.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Dolphins have traded ted ginn jr to the 49ers."

kod said...

Simmons probably goes after Kahn more because he had lobbied pretty hard to be the next Wolves GM.

-he's still right though

IT'S TRUE said...

"Dolphins have traded ted ginn jr to the 49ers."

buckeye

Steve said...

"meiz would be the worse AA sponsor"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

kod said...

Chauncey!

2004 Finals MVP ... seven straight Conference Finals appearances ... nine straight 50-win seasons (and counting) ... five straight All-Star appearances ... one 2nd-team All-NBA, two 3rd-team All-NBA's (and probably a third one coming) ... 2-year peak: 18-3-7, 43% 3FG, 90% FT ... 2nd-best player on a champ, best player on a Finals runner-up ... career: 39% 3FG, 89% FT (7th all-time) ... career playoff numbers: 18-4-6, 41% FG. 37% 3FG, 88% FT (133 games, not including this spring).

-and I thought he was going to be a huge bust coming out of college (ns)

kod said...

then again, I also guaranteed Shaq would be an enormous NBA bust as well when he was at LSU

IT'S TRUE said...

way off

he was a bust until he settled in with detroit no?

underwhelming at the least

Pop It In! said...

"It always amuses me when grown men call each other silly."


This is assuming that LP is fully grown

Pop It In! said...

"GTFO"


I will not

kod said...

underwhelming at the least

he was pretty good in Minni (better than I expected) but yeah, he took off in Detroit.

Steve said...

When I say "How are you doing?" your response should take less than 3 seconds.

It's not a REAL question. I don't really care.

Pop It In! said...

"Dolphins have traded ted ginn jr to the 49ers."


He sucks

kod said...

It's not a REAL question. I don't really care.

somewhat agree...but it depends on who I'm asking. If it's a friend or family member I haven't seen in a while, I'm probably going to get more of a response.

IT'S TRUE said...

think that's obvious kod piece

IT'S TRUE said...

the yanks lineup is redonk

IT'S TRUE said...

jay-z suing big papi

boy fount* in attic?

IT'S TRUE said...

how many times do food critics shit?

sfw

kod said...

boy fount* in attic?

not to me; I hadn't heard that (ns)

Steve said...

"The U.S. Army Corps of Engineers has uncovered what could be a fourth major disposal area for World War I-era munitions and chemical weapons in the nation's capital."

it's amazing that we can "lose" things like this.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"boy fount* in attic?"

dead or alive?

Spaceman Spiff said...

he wouldnt have sued jeter, fuck boston

kod said...

"Wednesday night, Phoenix at Utah. If the Suns lose, they land a 4-seed and a preferable matchup with Denver (who plays an open style that favors Phoenix). If they win, they jump to a 3-seed and a tougher matchup with Portland (more size, slowdown style, great crowd). General manager Steve Kerr heads to the locker room that night thinking, "We should bench the older guys (Nash and Hill), play our subs and settle for the 4-seed." What happens? Everyone wants to play. Better yet, they're excited to play."

that's pretty cool; I guess I'll go for Phoenix and Milwaukee this year

*sorry Zeke and Meiz

IT'S TRUE said...

why would ortiz open a club and call it 40/40 when he's been to jayz's 40/40 multiple times?

kod said...

although who thinks Milwaukee has much of a prayer anyway without Bogut? Sounds pretty grim

IT'S TRUE said...

ever think you'd say that sentence kod?

IT'S TRUE said...

kod did you know lysol was advertised as a douche in the 1940's?

kod said...

kod did you know lysol was advertised as a douche in the 1940's?

I did not, very interesting (ns)

kod said...

that's the second interesting fact I've heard in the last minute.

-the other being that Jeff Beck is doing the riff on Stevie Wonder's Superstition...one of the greatest riffs I've ever heard

kod said...

ever think you'd say that sentence kod?

no, and it still doesn't feel quite right

IT'S TRUE said...

now that's a drunk

Steve said...

"Woman becomes first person banned from EVERY pub and club in the country"


that's hot

Meiz said...

"why would ortiz open a club and call it 40/40 when he's been to jayz's 40/40 multiple times?"


He called his Forty/Forty, not 40/40

kod said...

He called his Forty/Forty

yep, for the .040 batting average and 40 RBIs he will put up this year

IT'S TRUE said...

He called his Forty/Forty, not 40/40

rif

IT'S TRUE said...

yep, for the .040 batting average and 40 RBIs he will put up this year

FB

kod said...

FB


::facebook::

IT'S TRUE said...

fuck boston

kod said...

fuck boston

oh yeah, duh. Like in O:FB

Meiz said...

"why would ortiz open a club and call it 40/40 when he's been to jayz's 40/40 multiple times?"


"rif"


Looks like you need to RIF there, fella.

Steve said...

i am beat.

last night is starting to catch up to me.

IT'S TRUE said...

"Looks like you need to RIF there, fella."

audibly you cant tell the difference is my point

fella

kod said...

LIF Meiz

tem said...

"#1 reason I will not own a dog in an apartment: I refuse to clean up poop"

same for me except replace apartment with condo. actually apartment too, but i live in a condo.

tem said...

-or, like a LP was trying to spell it out phonetically *fized

Spaceman Spiff said...

dont remember if i mentioned this, but when i was in brooklyn, saw some lady catching the poop from her dogs as. before it hit the ground

Meiz said...

That's dedication

IT'S TRUE said...

i missed the dog comment

freak what about picking up shit not in your apartment

you ok with that?

tem said...

yeah i am not down with picking up the poop when it poops outside.

if it had an accident i would pick it up inside.

either before or after i beat the dog.

IT'S TRUE said...

i feel bad for women with thinning or balding hair

that is NOT a good look

IT'S TRUE said...

Is Alex Smith the only Urban Meyer product in the NFL?

IT'S TRUE said...

kod if claussen drops (AHIK) to 30 the Vikes will take him, no?

IT'S TRUE said...

if eric berry is gone by the time they pick the browns are taking Dez Bryant

write it down

IT'S TRUE said...

i'm talking nfl draft right now let's go

tem said...

"Is Alex Smith the only Urban Meyer product in the NFL?"

umm no.

tem said...

or do you mean solely at QB?

Meiz said...

The Browns should draft a QB

tem said...

"if eric berry is gone by the time they pick the browns are taking Dez Bryant"

media is buzzing here that the browns are moving up to take bradford.

1st round this year, 2nd round this year, 1st round next year.

kod said...

kod if claussen drops (AHIK) to 30 the Vikes will take him, no?

in a cocaine heartbeat; I would love for the Vikes to pick him up at 30.

-Sage and T-Jack are not the long term answer for this franchise

IT'S TRUE said...

"or do you mean solely at QB?"

of course

IT'S TRUE said...

i say taylor mays goes to cincy

Meiz said...

This is fucking awesome.

Meiz said...

"Tyler Walker's nickname is "The Gobbler". A former college teammate says the name started in at the University of California when Walker had changed from a catcher to a relief pitcher. To overcome nerves, before he came out of the bullpen Walker would do a shot of Wild Turkey Whiskey."


Also awesome

JFreak said...

"freak what about picking up shit not in your apartment"

?

To have a dog, you must have a yard where it can poop. Lawnmower dices it up and makes it fertilizer of sorts.

It's science.

IT'S TRUE said...

"To have a dog, you must have a yard where it can poop. Lawnmower dices it up and makes it fertilizer of sorts."

oh so you'll never walk it just let it roam around the yard

JFreak said...

i won't let it poop on a walk.

my dog isn't uncivilized.

can't let people see him doing that.

Pop It In! said...

"To have a dog, you must have a yard where it can poop. Lawnmower dices it up and makes it fertilizer of sorts."

I always pick up the shit before I mow the lawn. I'm not walking around in that shit

Pop It In! said...

TMDST

tem said...

dst is a new high

tem said...

bossman told me yesterday my reports were too good and i needed to make them less good.

JFreak said...

That defeats the purpose of having the yard so you don't have to pick up it's poop.

You're doing it wrong.

tem said...

train the dogs to poop in the neighbors yard.

Pop It In! said...

"That defeats the purpose of having the yard so you don't have to pick up it's poop."

I'm not whiskey tango

IT'S TRUE said...

freak lets it get petrified then mows it

what a dirtbag

IT'S TRUE said...

freak, wadr, i think your* doing it wrong

IT'S TRUE said...

f you have a dog you really can't get away from picking up it's shit

IT'S TRUE said...

freak is growing mushrooms in his lawn

JFreak said...

Clearly are a sucker, though.

That dog's got you trained. You don't sit it picking up your poop.

JFreak said...

see it*

JFreak said...

"f you have a dog you really can't get away from picking up it's shit"

agree to disagree.

If there's company coming over, yeah.

But what's the point otherwise? Simple way to avoid it, look where I'm walking.

Steve said...

ehhh, this is why i stick with fish

kod said...

f you have a dog you really can't get away from picking up it's shit

- our dogs are trained to shit so far out on the property nobody ever walks there anyway (we don't mow the outskirts either, so no worries there)

Steve said...

"I don't get why everyone is always going on about my butt. I'm Armenian. It's normal. My butt is probably not as big as you might think, because I have small legs and a small waist, which makes it appear bigger."

-KK


save it, sweetheart

Pop It In! said...

"f you have a dog you really can't get away from picking up it's shit"

^^^^^

Pop It In! said...

"But what's the point otherwise? Simple way to avoid it, look where I'm walking."

You know what dog shit smells like when it just sits there?

Pop It In! said...

"That dog's got you trained. You don't sit it picking up your poop."


No, your mom does that for me

Meiz said...

Freaks theories on dog ownership are interesting at the very least.

JFreak said...

"No, your mom does that for me"

What my mother does is her business and is frankly irrelevant to discussion of you liking to pick up dog poop.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"save it, sweetheart"

nice troll job by kardashian

Steve said...

"You know what dog shit smells like when it just sits there?"


i'm going out on a limb here but if i had to guess id say...dog shit.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Cop in Roethlisberger case resigns"

fucking rapefestburger

tem said...

"f you have a dog you really can't get away from picking up it's shit"

away from caput mundi you easily can.

sometimes people in the midwest have nice big yards.

IT'S TRUE said...

"sometimes people in the midwest have nice big yards."

even if i had a yard i dont want dog shit in it

tem said...

in wa va you didn't even have a fenced in yard.


you just let your dog run aroud all day in the woods. it'll shit somewhere in there.

IT'S TRUE said...

"Also, former NFL receiver (and charter member of the All-Time All-Name team) Craphonso Thorpe is headed to Omaha. Thorpe, a candidate for the 2009 UFL Player of the Year award, caught 26 passes for 275 yards and a touchdown in the inaugural six-game season."

we've made fun of Craphanso before

Steve said...

It has felt like it's 4:45 since about 1:00

tem said...

"even if i had a yard i dont want dog shit in it"


you say that now. but once you had that acre lot you wouldn't be going around it every day picking up poop.

tem said...

besides it rains like every other day here. the poop washes away within 48 hours.

tem said...

or a racoon eats it

tem said...

"It has felt like it's 4:45 since about 1:00"

^^^

Meiz said...

"you say that now. but once you had that acre lot you wouldn't be going around it every day picking up poop."


That's a big ass lot

tem said...

"That's a big ass lot"

indeed, but for someone who makes as much as el pad it would be easilty obtained in the midwest.

tem said...

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