Wednesday, April 14, 2010

miscellaneous

nba playoffs start this weekend....my pick in the west is either PHX or San Antonio, so it will be neither.....in the east I like Atlanta

The doubledown commercials are awful, fuck those guys

Conan is going to be on TBS, so that's cool, at least he went to a station nobody watches already

golf season is official, but don't go play by yourself that's the ghey

why do you have to have a license to fish?

the fuck is a tortada...sounds retada

who comes up with plots for movies these days....kick-ass? first, the name sucks, and then you know mclovin ain't kick-ass, so what the hell. Maybe if it had Bruce Willis or Ivan Drago

NFL draft is next week I've got -160 on bradford as the #1 pick...and he will be a bust and suck

amare stoudamire is good at dunking

I miss Harry Caray

I also miss Will Farrell as Harry Caray

Cheryl Miller has a deeper voice and bigger nutz than Reggie

that's probably about it.

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Jugdish said...

blue...opinion on Brandon Marshall to Miami?

tem said...

good, i hate his kind

/blue

tem said...

anyone else have to type their password in twice everyday?

blue said...

meh

2nd round pick and another future pick sounds alright

blue said...

considering that the JETS got a pretty good WR for a 5th round pick.

blue said...

i'm still pissed, he's probably the best WR the broncos have ever had, but this has been coming for a long time

tem said...

now the broncos are going to draft dez bryant

blue said...

probably not

if they'd have gotten a 1st round pick for marshall I could have seen that

but then what do I know

blue said...

I'm guessing they draft a linebacker

tem said...

old ass secretary loves going down the hall going door to door giving the same announcement to everyone.

its hilarious because we can all hear her the whole time. so we basically hear the same message 9 times.

i'm the last one she tells, so by the time she gets to me i usually say something like "what?" or "can you repeat that?"

tem said...

"I'm guessing they draft a linebacker"

nope dez bryant.

and then they will draft jeff williams.

Jugdish said...

anyone else have to type their password in twice everyday?


yes

Beth said...

"anyone else have to type their password in twice everyday?"

When I have to sign in I just do it from my blog page and check the "keep me signed in" box and that usually works for about 2 weeks or so when I have to do it all over again.

tem said...

i type my comment in.

my name and pw.

and then the screen flickers and it refreshes and everything is there except my pw. i have to type it in again.

happens everyday.

El Padrino said...

kick ass looks suite

blue said...

i only type my password once

tem said...

"kick ass looks suite"

stop it

El Padrino said...

mad trades in footyball

El Padrino said...

"kick ass looks suite"

stop it"

you saw the trailer?

El Padrino said...

i linked it twice on LOM, both are redband (curses)

El Padrino said...

dez bryant is a stong possibility now, cant believe they couldnt co- exist, he is awesome

blue said...

i guess if you like a bunch of nerds wearing costumes

El Padrino said...

i guess that murder really shook him up

blue said...

they won't draft dez bryant

blue said...

i'd stake my reputation on it

blue said...

they're happy with Eddie Royal, Jabbar Gaffney, and Brandon Stokely, plus they have some other shitty guys that they like

blue said...

but then i'd have drafted orakpo instead of suckshon last year too

tem said...

"you saw the trailer?"

yes

El Padrino said...

"they're happy with Eddie Royal, Jabbar Gaffney, and Brandon Stokely, plus they have some other shitty guys that they like"

RB, R?

blue said...

maybe we're talking about different movies

El Padrino said...

"yes"

well it's no grease I admit that

blue said...

think about when New England was winning superbowls, they had deion branch and troy brown and other shitty guys

that system doesn't value WR really...

welker was a cast-off, and they gave up a 5th rounder for Moss...just not high value for WR

blue said...

I didn't say I like their WR corps...but that mcdaniels does

El Padrino said...

will ferrel with vince papale as cops might be funny

El Padrino said...

"think about when New England was winning superbowls, they had deion branch and troy brown and other shitty guys"

Denver traded for Brady too?

damn I missed that one

Jugdish said...

"they're happy with Eddie Royal (although they'd rather have Devin Hester), Jabbar Gaffney, and Brandon Stokely, plus they have some other shitty guys that they like"



fixed

blue said...

"Denver traded for Brady too?"


yes, for Peyton Mills*

El Padrino said...

suite, sounds like the d wright deal to anaheine*

El Padrino said...

john maine is awesome

Steve said...

i have no doubt that kick ass will be a box office hit. i also have no dobut that it will in fact suck ass.

blue said...

it will be a box office hit because people like to root for nerds...

blue said...

and obviously it's a different movie in CM

Steve said...

has anybody seen or heard anything about Date Night yet?

El Padrino said...

and in temhio

El Padrino said...

i read about bushmeat this morning

sadly it was not about vagina

Beth said...

"and obviously it's a different movie in CM"

It's shorter there.

Jugdish said...

It's shorter there.



chuckle

El Padrino said...

ha

beth is funny

blue said...

no, that's the average length of the film

Jugdish said...

wall

tem said...

"well it's no grease I admit that"

i don't like grease either very much.

tem said...

saw a preview of something with paul rudd and steve carrell. looked funny.

tem said...

lunch for losers or something like that.

tem said...

"has anybody seen or heard anything about Date Night yet?"

saw some previews.

if you like Fey then you'll probably like it.

tem said...

also heard some folks in the office talking about it.

one chick said it was fey from that movie where the blonde chick was pregnant married to carrell as a less james bondian dude from that get smart movie.

tem said...

that is basically a quote from her.

El Padrino said...

"i don't like grease either very much."

is this hdh?

El Padrino said...

She's Got A Way.....


ooooo I don't know what is

blue said...

tem likes the grease 2

Steve said...

hot marketing girl just came into my office to tell me she liked the new design of one of my products.

it's a shame nerdy computer stuff doesn't turn chicks on.

tem said...

was that product your johnson?

tem said...

our "hot" marketing girl asked me how i liked our add in the student housing magazine.

i told her it was ok, but that the company name was wrong.

she was not happy.

blue said...

"it's a shame nerdy computer stuff doesn't turn chicks on."

you should have asked if she wanted to go see "kick-ass"

kod said...

has anybody seen or heard anything about Date Night yet?

I hear Fey and Carrell make it somewhat funny; but the script itself isn't all that great (which isn't surprising, it's from Sean Levy, the dude who did the Night at the Museum movies, Pink Panther, Cheaper by the Dozen, and other crap like that).

-sounds like a rental for me

blue said...

only time hot marketing girl talks to me is to tell me to quit staring at her ass

kod said...

and Blue, I went to bed before seeing your question last night

I do get mileage reimbursement at .50 a mile, and it is why I don't hate the drive so much

Beth said...

"i told her it was ok, but that the company name was wrong."

Your pick-up lines need work Tem.

tem said...

"Your pick-up lines need work Tem."


you missed the part where i put hot in quotes....

Jugdish said...

you missed the part where i put hot in quotes....



the AC was broke that day

tem said...

no, she just is not hot.

El Padrino said...

"our "hot" marketing girl asked me how i liked our add in the student housing magazine."

the hdh is spreading like herpes!

El Padrino said...

I'm so proud!

tem said...

that's how she says add in real life.

El Padrino said...

the Daily News dedicated an entire page to the Mob, it's cool I can read that shit all day

El Padrino said...

that AZ immigration bill

do that dance do that dance

El Padrino said...

Cop: Hola, ID por favor

Mexican on bike : No comprendo

Cop: You are being deported.

end.

El Padrino said...

remember when he said this adminstration would be more open and transparent?

ETEO

YOUZE BEEN BAMBOOZLED!

blue said...

when did he say that?

blue said...

you can't believe anything a politician says when they are running for office...

it's the equivalent of a dude trying to get laid, women should never believe anything told to them in pursuit of the poonanny

Beth said...

"women should never believe anything told to them in pursuit of the poonanny"

The smart ones don't.

Steve said...

"YOUZE BEEN BAMBOOZLED!"

me spending EP's money

blue said...

if i'm getting a lapdance, chick better have bigger tits than that

Steve said...

"if i'm getting a lapdance, chick better have bigger tits than that"

true dat

kod said...

"Klaus-Dieter H., 50, who had been in jail for 19 years for raping and beating to death a nine-year-old girl, had been regularly allowed to have unsupervised meetings in jail with a 46-year-old single mother he had got to know five years ago. She had written him letters in the jail in Remscheid, and they had fallen in love.

Soon after they met, they applied for permission to have conjugal visits in what prisoners called the "love cell," and received permission. "The two wanted to stay together after his release, that's why we allowed the visits without supervision -- so that the relationship would have a chance," prison director Katja Grafweg told a news conference.

The woman visited Klaus-Dieter H. shortly after 9 a.m. on Sunday morning. As usual, they were permitted to spend six hours together without supervision. When prison guards unlocked the cell after the time was up, a horrific scene awaited them: The woman was lying dead on the floor, half-naked, with a fractured skull, four stab wounds in the chest and strangulation marks on her neck."

-messed up, you

JFreak said...

Kick ass looks good.

The Losers looks all right.

kod said...

"The spotlight on Town prompted military doctors to step forward and talk about being pressured by their superiors to purposely misdiagnose wounded American soldiers. One doctor spoke of a soldier who returned from Iraq with a massive chunk missing from his right leg. The doctor quit after he was pressured to diagnose that soldier as having personality disorder.

Since 2001 more than 22,600 soldiers have been discharged with personality disorder (PD), saving the military billions in disability and medical benefits."

-fucking bullshit, you

Spaceman Spiff said...

kick ass redband trailer was suite, will watch on DVD

tem said...

government/military is fucked up

tem said...

i'll watch kick ass on dvd, no way in theatres.

tem said...

i'll also watch the losers on dvd.

blue said...

i don't go to the movies...movies come to me

kod said...

i don't go to the movies...movies come to me

I wouldn't be surprised if you had a movie theater in the casa de Blue

blue said...

when i finish the basement in the new house, it'll have a media room/mancave

Steve said...

Police: 3rd-grader gave out heroin at school

"Officials say the bags had the words ‘trust me’ stamped on them"

El Padrino said...

"you can't believe anything a politician says when they are running for office..."

he's said it while in office

El Padrino said...

but blue the point is he sold everyone on change and openess and a responsible govt but it's been not that

Steve said...

"he's said it while in office"

ya'll used to btich because he was on TV to much had to much exposure. now you're bitching because he's dodging the press.

do ya get what's happening here? do ya understand?

blue said...

again, you sold some chick on the fact that you loved her and would treat her right, just to get inside her.

did you stay true to that bullshit?

why would you expect anything different?

blue said...

not saying cmep either...i'm talkin the trailer hos in florida

blue said...

that's why you don't hear women bitching about Obama

blue said...

just want to make sure i didn't offend about cmep...the previous statements in no way were in reference to wife or wives

Meiz said...

"anyone else have to type their password in twice everyday?"


Just about

El Padrino said...

"not saying cmep either...i'm talkin the trailer hos in florida"

never told a whiskey tango i loved them

Spaceman Spiff said...

marshall 24 mil gteed

Steve said...

Burma might be the next crazy assholes trying to get a nuke.

El Padrino said...

"ya'll used to btich because he was on TV to much had to much exposure. now you're bitching because he's dodging the press."

the poeple will know about every bill i sign, every measure I take and every time i bust out my lil rug and remove my shoes to pray

wow

/zeke

Keef said...

"anyone else have to type their password in twice everyday?"

Yes

El Padrino said...

"marshall 24 mil gteed"

paid.

revis/marshall gonna be suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

instant karma

Jugdish said...

anxious to hear about the new plan

Steve said...

legs

could use a little sun. but not bad.

El Padrino said...

One Keith Simmonds Jr. was arrested in New Jersey Sunday night after cops found marijuana in his vehicle. But Simmonds wasn't about to go out like that, and hatched an ingenious plan to stymie police. After getting cuffed and placed in the back of the squad car, Simmonds "managed to move his handcuffed arms to the front of his body, kick out the side window of the patrol car and escape while officers used a drug-detection dog to search his car," sources tell the AP. It's unclear where he went from there, but when the cops caught him again, his fingertips were bloody—they say he was trying to remove of his fingerprints with his teeth!


smat*

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

I had this dream that I was being followed by a dog with rabies. He had these really bloodshot eyes
and foam coming out of his mouth… and just before I got to my front door… he jumped on me and sunk his teeth in. Then I woke up, and felt the back of my neck…

Jugdish said...

i remember that joke...

Keef said...

my step dad in hike school used to say that joke. I hated him

Jugdish said...

i hope you didn't fall for it more than once

Keef said...

only 4 times


/aitch

Keef said...

I didn't hate him because of the "joke". He was just a douche

Jugdish said...

but the joke didn't help

Keef said...

goddman CM

Keef said...

"Weaver actually saw him splat,"



yum

Keef said...

"but the joke didn't help"

Other witty jokes he had...

"My brother is an only child"

"My brother went to Penn State. My other brother went to the state pen"

No, tem wasn't my stepdad

Steve said...

"It's obviously traumatic when you witness something like that, but these guys understand the privilege of playing baseball," said Angels manager Mike Scioscia."


well said?

Keef said...

"well said?"

yeah that was a weird quote

Spaceman Spiff said...

cant stop watching the vid, TP went ballistic

Keef said...

wall

Meiz said...

Lemme pump some life into this place.

Meiz said...

I watched Glee last night.


Go.

Keef said...

of course you did

Steve said...

"Go."


fag

blue said...

watching glee ≠ gangsta

El Padrino said...

today sucks

everything is broke

El Padrino said...

fucking nerds are the worse

tem said...

"i remember that joke..."


::wavaian stare::

El Padrino said...

me: hey why are we using 4-12 prices for all fixed income prices

nerd: you know when you use like excel and you hit save as, and it saves, but when you check on it later it's not there? that happened.

me: i hate you

tem said...

"I watched Glee last night."

i saw that it was on

tem said...

"fucking nerds are the worse"

Ogre agrees.

but then later finds out he is a nerd too.

blue said...

so you don't get it...got it

Beth said...

"Lemme pump some life into this place."

Well it's no fun if you ask for it.

(TWSS?)

Steve said...

"nerd: you know when you use like excel and you hit save as, and it saves, but when you check on it later it's not there? that happened."

that was his nice way of calling you an idiot. learn to use a computer.

Keef said...

he knows how to use a computer. He's just mad busy, yo

Beth said...

And if he wasn't mad busy he'd fucking annihilate that computer.

El Padrino said...

"that was his nice way of calling you an idiot. learn to use a computer."

i know this, that is why i hate him

his server failed to pick up a file, i dont have to learn anything he should not suck

El Padrino said...

it's not about me using a computer

fools

it's a firm wide issue

El Padrino said...

nothing is broke on my comp, ftr

Meiz said...

The moron is fucking shit up in an epic kind of way today.

Keef said...

"The moron is fucking shit up in an epic kind of way today."

It's not him, mize. It's firm wide

Meiz said...

And I let her handle things that need special attention just because I know she'll fuck it up.

Meiz said...

I'm in a wonderful mood today

tem said...

good mood meiz is fun

Keef said...

"I'm in a wonderful mood today"

What's wrong?

tem said...

Dr. As. is in

Keef said...

Here, mize. You can eat this week

Keef said...

"And I let her handle things that need special attention just because I know she'll fuck it up."

Corporate would not approve

Meiz said...

"I'm in a wonderful mood today"


This was S

tem said...

that's what labels are for mize

Keef said...

it's the temdiet, isn't it

El Padrino said...

Reggie Bush pt 2, SFW

Meiz said...

A Dummy constant:

Dummy: ...and we went to Old World Wisconsin for some sausages and snacks...


Me: No, you went to Old Wisconsin.


Dummy: Its the same thing

Me: Not even a little bit.

Meiz said...

"it's the temdiet, isn't it"


Yes. Day 1 of the temdiet has me on pins and needles.

tem said...

2/3 words are a match

tem said...

temdiet does cause grumpiness

tem said...

it is a side effect.

Meiz said...

I guess Meatloaf is the standard we should ourselves to.

Keef said...

"I guess Meatloaf is the standard we should ourselves to"

ymsoab

Keef said...

dummy

Meiz said...

"Here, mize. You can eat this week"


"Address must be in the format '123 Main Street'"




DISCRIMINATION!

Meiz said...

"ymsoab"


Fuck. I got all antsy in my pantsy.

Keef said...

shocking

kod said...

nice, Hudson with his first RBI of the year (he was 0-10 with RISP)

kod said...

I was having Luis Rivas flashbacks....and they are not good

Keef said...

mize
Your* running out of time on the name/pic change

El Padrino said...

bushmeat, SFW

El Padrino said...

pb and j for lunch

DET

El Padrino said...

everyone dogs the colts (including me) for resting players but i hear no one saying shit about kobe or lebron sitting out just about every night

ticket holders must be pissed

kod said...

mize
Your* running out of time on the name/pic change

-yeah Zeke, I still owe you 3 days for BSU/Michigan hockey

kod said...

but i hear no one saying shit about kobe or lebron sitting out just about every night

-I've read a few articles blasting them for it (fanhouse on cnnsi had an article yesterday stating that LBJ should refund the price of tickets for these last few games).
-It's not as big of an issue in the NBA though because they play so many more games (shit, the Colts rest starters for 2 weeks, and they've thrown in 1/8 of the season)

Steve said...

"Is this what their 'change' is all about?" Palin asked. "I want to tell 'em, nah, we'll keep clinging to our Constitution and our guns and religion — and you can keep the change."


i really hope she wins the GOP bid. it'll be entertaining.

Keef said...

"everyone dogs the colts (including me) for resting players but i hear no one saying shit about kobe or lebron sitting out just about every night

ticket holders must be pissed"


Dan Patrick talkt* about it all morning

Steve said...

"ticket holders must be pissed"

if the cavs had a 0 in the loss column i'd dog them too for resting Lebron.

Jugdish said...

No, tem wasn't my stepdad


chuckle

kod said...

i really hope she wins the GOP bid. it'll guarantee 4 more years of a Dem in the Oval Office


*fixed

Jugdish said...

but i hear no one saying shit about kobe or lebron sitting out just about every night



its been all over sports talk this morning

tem said...

"(shit, the Colts rest starters for 2 weeks, and they've thrown in 1/8 of the season)"

if it is 2 home games it is 1/4 of the home games.

Keef said...

"its been all over sports talk this morning"


I don't have time for that shit

Keef said...

"if it is 2 home games it is 1/4 of the home games."

AHIK*

El Padrino said...

"its been all over sports talk this morning"

lov is my sports talk i cant listen to that whilst at work

tem said...

don banks agree with tem re: broncos drafting bryant.

Keef said...

"don banks agree with tem re: broncos drafting bryant."


::bob eubanks::

El Padrino said...

The Phillies have placed SS Jimmy Rollins on the 15 day disabled list with a right calf strain.

FACE

El Padrino said...

::bob eubanks::

SI scribe

isiah thompson said...

I just spent 2+ hours training someone with dragon breath


not.good

kod said...

::bob eubanks::

you don't know Don Banks? He does a shitload of NFL columns during the season for si.com (snap judgments, inside the NFL, etc.)

kod said...

uh oh. Twins down by 1, bottom of the 5th and it's raining

-there are few things in sports that frustrate me more than losing a 1 run game called after 5 innings

Steve said...

"Huckabee: If Gay Nups Are OK, Why Not Polygamy?"

i think he means it differently then I’m reading it but the man has a point.

if a guy wants to have 3 wives or a girl wants 3 husbands and all parties are consenting adults why the hell not?

El Padrino said...

now your talking my language

kod said...

if a guy wants to have 3 wives or a girl wants 3 husbands and all parties are consenting adults why the hell not?

paternalism; look at some of the polygamists arrested in Utah; they often have wives as young as 12, 13

isiah thompson said...

now your talking my language


the words cock or dong were not typed

isiah thompson said...

block

isiah thompson said...

bold

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