Thursday, April 22, 2010

Meet the New Kod....Same as the Old Kod

Earlier this week I scoured the archives for a drunken kodrant; not just any drunken kodrant (there are literally hundreds out there to be found on LOV) but the first kodrant. This rant is significant to me, because it was pretty much the first comment I ever posted on LOV. When I found it and read through it, it didn't disappoint.: On November 29th, 2006 drunk Kod said:

"I think it's funny that some of the frequent posters in here talk shit about SG about being boring and repetitive, while being boring and repetitive themselves. I'm a big fan of Rev's postings, but for the most part, the comments section (and many of the postings) are/is the same old shit.One notable exception is Isiah, who is a sick fuck. I hate the Duke basketball team (and college in general) as much as the vast majority of this country; but taking pride in a player suffering a serious injury, for no other reason than his collge, is sickening. This douche bag has nothing positive to say about anything....he must be sooooo cool since everything else and everybody else sucks.The truth is that most people in this room are D-/D writers and thinkers who truly believe they have something important to say; emboldened by the fact that 99% of the room is in the same boat, and by comparison, their shit looks halfway decent. Sure, I am a shitty writer myself, but at least I'm not here trying to pretend that I'm something that I'm not.Earlier today Steve perfectly summed up the IQ of this croud by stating that, "re-read one of the old ones and you'll get a just of the new"....well, hopefully you all get the "just" of what I am trying to say.Hey, if you guys can talk shit about Cott and SG (who aren't that good, but, with the exception of Rev., are about 1000 times better than all of you), then it's only fair that posters here can state the truth."

A couple of thoughts come to mind

1) I clearly got a pretty good read on Zeke right away. Sick fuck might have been a little strong; but cmon, dude can be pretty twisted sometimes. Of course, none of us would want him any other way
2) Why was I all over Rev's broom? Sure the dude could throw out a 5 scroller on a moments notice, but I might have had a little too much Rev-love going on that night.
3) I can't believe I said Cott and SG were 1000 better than all of you. Cott and SG aren't even 1000 times better than freak's dog shit removal methods.
3) Note how I use Steve's HDH to judge every LOV poster's intelligence? Ridiculous for sure. Even worse considering I had HDH myself in calling him out (IQ of this croud....nice),
4) Finally, I would like to confess that I was completely and totally 100% wrong in my assessment of LOV as boring. You all are a lot of things, but boring certainly isn't one of them. I've spent literally thousands of hours over the years reading comments and commenting myself. Repetetive? Absolutely. D- writing? Usually. But never boring.
Cheers LOV....here's to you, and to another 3+ years of avoiding work and personal relationships.

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Beth said...

Man, that kodrant is classic. I think my first few comments on LOV had a similar theme but were nowhere as amusing or thought out.

Well done kod.

Beth said...

One of kod's comments shortly after his kodrant in Nov of 2006:

"yeah LOV, I read all of your postings and most of the comments, it's actually pretty good....I'm just bored out of my fucking mind and trying to stir up some shit to entertain me before bed."

So in other words, some things never change. (some s, some ns)

Steve said...

"just of the new"


EP aint got nothin on me.

Don't mess with the best.

Steve said...

so is Kod the thurs poster now? or is it a revolving thing?

El Padrino said...

thursdays are shaping up to be alright

El Padrino said...

at 12 noon I will do a live draft

St Louis is on the clock.

Beth said...

"so is Kod the thurs poster now? or is it a revolving thing?"

Revolving I think, kod just stepped up for the 1st one.

Next Thursday I'm doing a post all about women's shoes. (s)

El Padrino said...

suite!!!

/meiz

Steve said...

Zeke went back and deleted all his comments.

El Padrino said...

why would he do that

Steve said...

"Next Thursday I'm doing a post all about women's shoes"

a post about women's attaire? move up to the top of the leg and you'll have my full attention

Beth said...

"Zeke went back and deleted all his comments."

I wouldn't be so quick to assume that. I went back to find my first LOV comments and think they are gone too and I know I never deleted them. Could be yet another blogger glitch.

Beth said...

I know it's college baseball but this is a pretty suite* scoring play.

El Padrino said...

steve is a thigh guy

Steve said...

Willie Mays Hayes

Meiz said...

Did I miss something about an oil rig blowing up?

El Padrino said...

that was yesterday

El Padrino said...

British owned rig off the gulf coast

Beth said...

"steve is a thigh guy"

I got the impression he was talking an inch or 2 higher.

El Padrino said...

mind bottling

Steve said...

"I got the impression he was talking an inch or 2 higher."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


subtlety is not one of EP's strengths

tem said...

good post freak

tem said...

"at 12 noon I will do a live draft

St Louis is on the clock."

is that EST?

Beth said...

"is that EST?"

I'm curious, is there a TST (Temhio Standard Time)?

tem said...

no, temhio just uses EST.

the hypocracy of temhio knows some bounds.

tem said...

mainly because i couldn't get TV Guide to publish times in TST.

so my people never knew when their shows started.

tem said...

fuck TV Guide

Beth said...

You have people?

tem said...

temhioans

El Padrino said...

"subtlety is not one of EP's strengths"

i am pretty sure i knew what you meant

El Padrino said...

mental note: gotta label everything S or NS for steve

tem said...

you have to label it that way for everyone.

El Padrino said...

you are all ratard?

Beth said...

"you are all ratard?"

Didn't you read the kodrant?

tem said...

he saw it but didn't read it

tem said...

by the by, popped collar team played before us again last night.

afterwards they did their "Friends Forever" cheer.

to which i yelled, "Zch Attack."


and 0 of them seemed to know what I was talking about.

i have no clue how that is possible.

Steve said...

"mental note: gotta label everything S or NS for steve"

If you did that then you would take away one of your excuses for never being wrong and always knowing everything about everything.

El Padrino said...

torry holt signed with Pats?

Steve said...

"by the by, popped collar team played before us again last night."

will you ever get a chance to play them? you can't lose to popped collar team

El Padrino said...

sports bar tonight for draft after fancy dinner





didnt even have to use the AK

tem said...

"will you ever get a chance to play them? you can't lose to popped collar team"

yes, we will play them twice.

tem said...

i bet you don't have an AK

El Padrino said...

it's a song

I'm not a harASSer said...

i'm not going anywhere for the draft

El Padrino said...

"Originating banks allowed borrowers to say or to “state” or to lie about their income and no proof was required to back up what was said or “stated” or lied about.

You could lie about your income to take out a new mortgage and the bank never checked to see if what you said was true or false."

still mind bottling

Beth said...

"still mind bottling"

I know, I missed my chance to lie and get a house.

s

Meiz said...

I thought I was gonna shit my pants this morning.

I'm not a harASSer said...

live draft?

if you don't have tebow going #4 to Washington then your draft is worthless

Steve said...

Facebook is getting really really big

Todd Packer said...

good post, kod

Todd Packer said...

i didn't know zeke changed yobs*... too much tps lately to play ketchup

Todd Packer said...

from LoVad:

OK Go = good stuff. i'm surprised h never heard of them

I'm not a harASSer said...

zeke got the new job?

tem said...

he got downsized or whatever.

took a gig as a contractor i think.

tem said...

thought he was still at his old place for another few weeks though.

I'm not a harASSer said...

Roethlisburger traded to Broncos for the 11 pick and Brady Quinn

I'm not a harASSer said...

"took a gig as a contractor i think"


didn't know he was in construction. Is he gonna build houses?

Beth said...

"i didn't know zeke changed yobs*... too much tps lately to play ketchup"

This must have happened when I was at Hilton Head as I didn't know this either.

JFreak said...

"Roethlisburger traded to Broncos for the 11 pick and Brady Quinn"

At least use a bit.ly link so it looks kind of real.

JFreak said...

"Is he gonna build houses?"

yes.

I'm not a harASSer said...

don't hate freak

Beth said...

"At least use a bit.ly link so it looks kind of real."

How do you know what it looks like before you click on it??????

/EP

El Padrino said...

zeke wft

tem said...

"didn't know he was in construction. Is he gonna build houses?"

i meant he would be doing whatever it is he does just not as an employee. as contract labor.

tem said...

when as. gets here he can explain.

he pays attention.

tem said...

brees gets the cover of madden.

the scar will protect him from the curse.

he's like harry potter or something.

JFreak said...

I was s on the construction thing.

Beth said...

Hilarity perverted kids toys.

I figure EP must've had at least a few of these as a kid, it would explain a lot.

tem said...

i figured you were, not sure about blue.

figured he was too.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"the scar will protect him from the curse."

did he have his shitstain removed, leaving a scar in its place?

JFreak said...

Being a contractor just means you aren't actually on the staff of the company you're working for.

Generally no benefits, but you still get paid.

tem said...

"did he have his shitstain removed, leaving a scar in its place?"

i dunno.

i was referring to the shit stain as a scar.

Meiz said...

Brees tried to have the shitstain removed a few years back.

Spaceman Spiff said...

jimmy claussen* gets EA in house tonight, wonder if he'll try to go rapefestburger

Steve said...

"Hilarity perverted kids toys."


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

awesome

Meiz said...

"Hilarity perverted kids toys."

As opposed to hilarity perverted adult toys.

El Padrino said...

(Goodell appears wearing a judges wig and holding a gavel)

With the first pick of the 2010 NFL draft the St. Louis Rams select:

Sam Bradford, QB, Oklahoma

The Lions are now on the clock.

Meiz said...

I didn't wash the top of this can of soda. I'm in serious danger now, right?

El Padrino said...

With the 2nd pick the Detroit Lions select:

Ndamukong Suh, DT, Nebraska

which ironically Ndamakong is also an Icelandic volcano

(cue uncle joey meiz)

Pop It In! said...

Good post Buffalo Bill

Meiz said...

Cut. It. Out!

El Padrino said...

With the 3rd pick the Bucs select:

Gerald McCoy, DT, Oklahoma

easy pick, picks itself

Pop It In! said...

"will you ever get a chance to play them? you can't lose to popped collar team"

You gotta hit one back up the middle against that douche, tem

Pop It In! said...

"when as. gets here he can explain.

he pays attention."

Think he said he got laid off, but the company was still gonna pay 6 weeks salary, even if he found a new yob*. Then they said "SIKE!" and decided not to pay. Now he's doing contract work which he'll probably quit

El Padrino said...

sucks for zeke

El Padrino said...

4th pick Skins stay put, I think and take

Russy Okung, OT, Ok State

Pop It In! said...

mize
Your boy Stricker is a douche

Pop It In! said...

dumb

Meiz said...

"mize
Your boy Stricker is a douche"


Why so?

Did he WD?

Meiz said...

Yep. What a doosh.

El Padrino said...

Trade

Dallas trades their 27th pick overall, their 3rd round pick & 4th round pick in 2011 for Kansas City's 5th pick overall

Dallas selects

Trent Williams, T, Oklahoma

wow, jerry jones with a splash

Meiz said...

At least Jerry Kelly hasn't withdrawn

El Padrino said...

Seattle with the 6th pick selects

Anthony Davis, T, Rutgers

weirdo, everyone else likes Baluga

El Padrino said...

Browns sprint to the podium and take

Eric Berry, S, Vols

no-brainer

wHeasel said...

Sorry if this is padrino, but a lawsuit has already been filed in that oil rig fire in Louisiana. Unbelievable. The fire isn't even out yet for Christ's sake!

El Padrino said...

Oakland is on the clock

brace yourselves

Meiz said...

Go back to bed, H. LP is busy thinking he's entertaining us.

Meiz said...

I'm giving you guys pearls


/EP

El Padrino said...

oakland's roster of QB's

Russel
charlie frye
gradowski
kyle boller

woof

Meiz said...

So you're saying they're trading for Ben

Pop It In! said...

LP is like the kid on the corner of the playground playing with his jacks while the rest of the kids are playing dodge ball

El Padrino said...

Oakland selects

CJ Spiller, RB, Clemson

this should not surprise anyone, he could have taken Greg Paulus and no one would even blink

old guy loves speed

JFreak said...

"Dallas trades their 27th pick overall, their 3rd round pick & 4th round pick in 2011 for Kansas City's 5th pick overall"

Not enough points for that trade. KC would never ever do that.

El Padrino said...

"So you're saying they're trading for Ben"

no, they should though

Pop It In! said...

"Not enough points for that trade. KC would never ever do that."

Don't kill his dream, freak

El Padrino said...

"Not enough points for that trade. KC would never ever do that."

your right

i wast trying to come up with the value but it isn't there

El Padrino said...

i still think dallas trades up to get a tackle

El Padrino said...

"LP is like the kid on the corner of the playground playing with his jacks while the rest of the kids are playing dodge ball"

i'll stop so you and meiz can talk about golf

JFreak said...

For the Cowboys to trade up that far, they'd have to trade at least two 1s.

JFreak said...

they don't need it bad enough that they'd give up three picks for it.

but jerry jones is al davis lite. so you never know.

El Padrino said...

but jerry jones is al davis lite. so you never know.

^^^^^^

Spaceman Spiff said...

rumor 1: skins take williams #4

rumor 2: skins take berry #4

i would say berry would be a redonk luxury pick, but the skins safeties arent good

El Padrino said...

i want gmen to take a LB in round 1 and toby gerhardt in round two (46)

kod said...

I would not be opposed to the Vikes dangling AP out there in an attempt to get either Rothlesraper or a pick high enough to nab Claussen

-will never happen though; especially with Chester gone

El Padrino said...

and i think they should trade Osi for another pick

preferably to an AFC team

I'm not a harASSer said...

"Ndamukong Suh, DT, Nebraska

which ironically Ndamakong is also an Icelandic volcano"

ndamukong means "house of spears"

(ns)

kod said...

I guess AP opens up the passing game

still, the YPC, the fumbles, and the fact that the NFL has become almost all passing makes me very nervous about the future of this franchise

Pop It In! said...

trading AP for Ben? Stop it

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I would not be opposed to the Vikes dangling AP out there"

jeebus, is it the fumbles?

El Padrino said...

i am SAS kodpiece

El Padrino said...

ndamukong means "house of spears"

(ns)

crouching tiger

Spaceman Spiff said...

"ndamukong means "house of spears"

(ns)"

dont care what it means, liking that the last part rhymes with dong though

/EP

Pop It In! said...

kod must think the vikings need more white players. That's the only explanation

kod said...

You cannot win the SB in this league anymore without a good QB. Look at the playoff teams last year and their QBs.

AP is a nice luxury, but without that QB piece, we will never sniff even the NFC championship game again for quite a while

I'm not a harASSer said...

oh yeah...i was going to add this to the bottom of my post yesterday.

I saw ADP at the Houston Airport on Monday...I did not ask for an autograph or take a picture (rev). But saw him as he walked by me, he was speaking african to some super hot black chick.

I'm not a harASSer said...

i had to do a double take to make sure it was him. Dude is built like a brick wall if that brick wall had a lot of muscles.

Pop It In! said...

"I saw ADP at the Houston Airport on Monday"

Why didn't you call me?

/jug

Pop It In! said...

"Dude is built like a brick wall if that brick wall had a lot of muscles."

funny

ns

kod said...

Also, RBs age in dog years; what does AP have left, 5 quality seasons?

Claussen is a big risk, but potentially a big payoff. Big Ben, barring injury, will be producing for a hell of a lot longer than AP asswell

kod said...

I would take A-Rodg over any player in the NFL; at least, any player that comes to mind right now

El Padrino said...

sota' already had a rapegate on a lake

El Padrino said...

"I would take A-Rodg over any player in the NFL; at least, any player that comes to mind right now"

but is he elite?

/elp

tem said...

"I would take A-Rodg over any player in the NFL; at least, any player that comes to mind right now"

i disagree, but understand where you are coming from.

I'm not a harASSer said...

why does rome ask every dude about twitter.

who gives a shit

tem said...

no time for that shit.
/lp

I'm not a harASSer said...

its not like you can find friends from highschool on twitter

I'm not a harASSer said...

so the NCAA pussed out on 96 and is going to 68?

ok

JFreak said...

"so the NCAA pussed out on 96 and is going to 68?

ok"

just wait for it.

96 is going to happen.

I'm not a harASSer said...

ok, i will wait

Meiz said...

Just looked at my ICE contacts whilst on the john. Totally forgot in my notes/info I put to notify EP if I die.

Meiz said...

"dont care what it means, liking that the last part rhymes with dong though

/EP"



Kramadong Suh

Spaceman Spiff said...

prince tagged braun back in

Meiz said...

"prince tagged braun back in"


They need a suite WWE tag team nickname

Meiz said...

I wish I was watching the Breer's game

tem said...

dummy wishes you were too

tem said...

wall

Beth said...

"wall"

TCS points for Tem.

tem said...

i'm winning.

but how did beth know the secret TCS was going on?

I'm not a harASSer said...

Rome ♥ EP and his mock drafts

Beth said...

"but how did beth know the secret TCS was going on?"

Women's intuition.

Steve said...

"Henry Hill, portrayed as the central character in the film "Goodfellas," isn't surprised by charges that mobsters ran an underage prostitution ring. "They'll do anything," he tells CNN in an exclusive interview"


why hasn't this dude been killed yet.

Steve said...

you would think there has to be at least one mobster from back in the day that would like to take a shot at him.

tem said...

"why hasn't this dude been killed yet."

good publicity for the mob.

Steve said...

Meiz/Kod/H

"The vaccine is designed to stimulate the immune system to generate antibodies that would latch on to nicotine in a smoker's body and prevent it from ever entering the brain."

tem said...

where would the nicotine go?

Steve said...

i'm not a scientist

Steve said...

that's crazy though, altering the immune system.

Steve said...

i they could do that you would think they could come up with something similar for AIDS

El Padrino said...

"why hasn't this dude been killed yet."

no one, they are either dead or too old

tem said...

"i they could do that you would think they could come up with something similar for AIDS"

can i get an 'f'?

Pop It In! said...

"sota' already had a rapegate on a lake"


just noticed sota'. made me aitch

tem said...

"no one, they are either dead or too old"

annihilate you

tem said...

didn't notice sota'


that's funny.

Steve said...

"can i get an 'f'?"

you obviously already have one

tem said...

Seattle has been on the clock waaay too long.

did they forfeit their pick?

Steve said...

"no one, they are either dead or too old"


Paulie would be pissed

tem said...

"you obviously already have one"

well played. i should lend you mine then.

tem said...

"Paulie would be pissed"

he's too busy fucking his robot.

tem said...

if pittsburgh starts the season 4-0 without big ben do they start him when he comes back?

El Padrino said...

"did they forfeit their pick?"

as says no mas

Pop It In! said...

i nerve said no mas

El Padrino said...

and seattle went already i stopped at oak

tem said...

fair enough, whoever is next is taking too long.

tem said...

TB has 3 of the top 42 picks. i like that.

tem said...

i have 1B people to trade in the yahoo! league.


also whoever i am beating so far this week should be ashamed. my team is horrible.

I'm not a harASSer said...

i though oakland took spiller?

I'm not a harASSer said...

btb...spiller is going to Seattle at 6.

I'm not a harASSer said...

guy on the radio asked if the broncos would consider Julio Jones from Alabama in the 2nd round.

Julio Jones was a sophmore and isn't in the draft.

Pop It In! said...

"i have 1B people to trade in the yahoo! league."

What do you want?

I'm not a harASSer said...

can you trade me a 1b from yahoo to the keeper

Meiz said...

Breers are continuing to hatefuck the Pirates.

Pop It In! said...

"can you trade me a 1b from yahoo to the keeper"


No, freak is the commish

Pop It In! said...

Goddman Pirates are really good

kod said...

Twins on their way to winning another series, but missing on the sweep.

so far Twins are 2 for 3 or 3 for 4 in every series.

-I'm not complaining; but a heads up to bet against the Twins if they have won the first 2 games of a 3 game series (or first 3 of a 4 game series)

Meiz said...

Good thing Tem isn't really a Pirates fan

tem said...

"What do you want?"

a 2B or a relief pitcher.

tem said...

or some combination thereof

tem said...

"Good thing Tem isn't really a Pirates fan"

i am, i just know that they are horrible.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"also whoever i am beating so far this week should be ashamed. my team is horrible."

yes, i am ashamed

El Padrino said...

these guys are normally pretty good

the idea of Claussen to the niners is warming on me

Pop It In! said...

"a 2B or a relief pitcher."

Can't help you

Pop It In! said...

"the idea of Claussen to the niners is warming on me"

Good to know he won't be going to SF

El Padrino said...

sent something furry nuts

El Padrino said...

"Good to know he won't be going to SF"

he'll slide if buffaro doesnt take him, which i dont think they will

sf has two picks in the middle of the round and can afford to pick him

i'm excited

tem said...

"Can't help you"

then something else.

maybe a 1B. s


a catcher or a pitcher. or an outfielder. or a third baseman.

or a wide receiver.

or a pick in the upcoming FNFL draft.

maybe Todd Helton for your 9th round pick in the FNFL draft.

kod said...

SF would be foolish not to pick him IMO

-Other than a rep for being a bit of a diva, I don't see the problem (great stats on a team that had an average running game and plays legit competition)

El Padrino said...

tem i can help

tem said...

i liked what you sent.

will decide soon.

tem said...

old

tem said...

new

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