Monday, April 12, 2010

Life goes on...

I was rooting for Corky to win the green jacket this weekend. He's been a pretty solid player for the last few years and has had some close calls at some majors over the last year or so. Not bad for a guy with a helmet. But it was cool to see Phil win it. He showed some ONIONS on Sunday with a few of the shots he made, and to close it out with a birdie was nice. Tiger also played this weekend, not sure if you heard about it. Rev thinks that he's a giant bag of douche. Tiger, that is. Not himself. If that makes sense.

1st full weekend of beisbol, also. Poo-holes is good. Lincecum is good. The Mess are not good. The Cubs are not good. Jason Heyward is good. Ubaldo is good. Jay Bruce is not. Verlander is really not.

Cmk & I went to the OG on Saturday night, on tem's dime. I had the stufft* chicken marsala. It was decent. Worth the $14 or whatever it costs. Then we went to the driving range and she was hitting it like 200 yards. So she's good @ golf and good at flag football. I hope she's not gay.

They imploded the old Cowboys stadium yesterday. I like watching that shit. Implosions suck me every time.

NBA regular season is over this week. Only 3 more months until the playoffs are over. Thank God. The champions won't be either the Lakers or the Cavs. Lock it up. But don't throw away the key.

Apparently summer is here. It's really fucking hot. But the pool is still really fucking cold. At least there weren't any earthquakes shaking things up over here this weekend.

Softball was ratarded again. We played a really shitty team and had to go 1 extra inning to beat them. This team I'm on is really bad, too. The team name is Dead Last, which basically fits perfectly.

This post was sucktastic

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Steve said...

"Mickelson, in case you forgot, is the guy who stayed true to his wife. He's the guy who's been missing tournaments the last 11 months while he flies her back and forth to a breast cancer specialist in Houston. He's the guy who didn't need reminding that women are not disposable"

damn, ESPN, ease up.

El Padrino said...

evil vs good

classic storyline

El Padrino said...

that's probably rick reilly

he should be annihilated by someone someday

El Padrino said...

How many pollacks does it take to fly a plane?










too soon?

El Padrino said...

you guys must have loved the masters yesterday, it sounded like it was exciting

Jugdish said...

the astros are also not good...terrible really.

El Padrino said...

"He showed some ONIONS on Sunday with a few of the shots he made"

this was all over twitter, what the fuck did he actually do like hit the ball between his legs or something

Jugdish said...

"Mickelson, in case you forgot, is the guy who stayed true to his wife. He's the guy who's been missing tournaments the last 11 months while he flies her back and forth to a breast cancer specialist in Houston. He's the guy who didn't need reminding that women are not disposable"


him winning is a good story...i have no problem with the statement above.

El Padrino said...

"1st full weekend of beisbol, also. Poo-holes is good. Lincecum is good. The Mess are not good. The Cubs are not good. Jason Heyward is good. Ubaldo is good. Jay Bruce is not. Verlander is really not."

it's one week dude

El Padrino said...

"him winning is a good story...i have no problem with the statement above."

hasn't he won since the cancer diagnosises?

Jugdish said...

subway commercial: pepperoni is the new bacon!



stop it

Jugdish said...

hasn't he won since the cancer diagnosises?

i don't know. i don't watch golf. has he won a major? its still a good story. better than any and all tiger hype

El Padrino said...

"i don't know. i don't watch golf. has he won a major?"

i dont either but i know he's won majors, i know that this is his third green jacket

Jugdish said...

i dont either but i know he's won majors, i know that this is his third green jacket


and i think this one may mean more to him

El Padrino said...

"Then we went to the driving range and she was hitting it like 200 yards."

that is impressive

ns

Steve said...

i played golf all weekend. shot a 92 on saturday (a very very good day for me) so i figured i'd head back out on sunday. i quit counting at 120 something.


i hate golf.

Beth said...

"hasn't he won since the cancer diagnosises?"

He won the Tour Championship last Sept (after the diagnosis). It's like a step or 2 below a major I'd say.

Steve said...

how was the vacation, Beth?

El Padrino said...

yeah golf pretty much sucks, would rather play ball or wiffle

Steve said...

and where is our promised bikini pic?

Beth said...

And Phil's cojones shot was on the 13th when he was on pine straw almost behind a tree and went for the green in 2 over some water with a 1-shot lead at the time. He hit it within about 5 feet (but missed the eagle putt).

Definitely the shot of the tournament for him though.

El Padrino said...

"And Phil's cojones shot was on the 13th when he was on pine straw almost behind a tree and went for the green in 2 over some water with a 1-shot lead at the time. He hit it within about 5 feet (but missed the eagle putt)."

so the ONIONS comment would be because he didnt play it safe i guess

Beth said...

"How was the vacation Beth?"

It was great, perfect weather and very relaxing. Lots of kayaking and eating and biking and booze.

And per my "promise" about a bikini pic, here you go.

Jugdish said...

yeah golf pretty much sucks, would rather play ball or wiffle



i golf once or twice a year. i enjoy it when i go, but nothing i do a lot.

Beth said...

"so the ONIONS comment would be because he didnt play it safe i guess"

Well I'm not up on the ONIONS term in this situation but almost anyone else plays it safe in that situation. If it goes wrong and he's in the water he'd get crucified for that decision and it probably costs him the win.

Steve said...

"It was great, perfect weather and very relaxing. Lots of kayaking and eating and biking and booze."


my kind of vacation.

Beth said...

yeah golf pretty much sucks, would rather play ball or wiffle, but when i do play golf i fucking annihilate it.

*fixed

Beth said...

"my kind of vacation"

We stayed at a new place this year that was on a cove and had a dock for kayak access, so we rented them for the week and went out 6 of the 7 days. It was amazingly cool. Got within 6-7 feet of a dolphin one day while kayaking.

Jugdish said...

Got within 6-7 feet of a dolphin one day while kayaking.



snowflake??

El Padrino said...

hilarious

El Padrino said...

kayaking, hiking, running

hope beth isnt gay either

maybe her and cmk should meet

El Padrino said...

"i golf once or twice a year. i enjoy it when i go, but nothing i do a lot."

i enjoy when i go, lot's of horsing around beer liquor and such

but i cant watch that shit on tv

Beth said...

"maybe her and cmk should meet"

From what I understand she's pretty cute so I'm ok with that...

Jugdish said...

but i cant watch that shit on tv


^^^^^^^

Steve said...

"lot's of horsing around beer liquor and such"

i usually do or do not drink on the back nine. if i've shot a pretty good score on the front i'll finish it out. if i've stunk it up i'll get to know the beer girl very well.

Steve said...

who is cute as hell.

Beth said...

"who is cute as hell"

Wait, they put a very cute girl in the job to sell beer to guys? What a novel concept!!

Steve said...

"Wait, they put a very cute girl in the job to sell beer to guys? What a novel concept!!"

i know. it's like they could read my mind.

Jugdish said...

i know. it's like they could read my mind.



through the helmet?



s

Steve said...

not attractive

El Padrino said...

"Brandon Marshall gets hitched"

El Padrino said...

beer girl?

El Padrino said...

like she goes hole to hole and sells beer or this is just the server at the clubhouse/bar

Jugdish said...

hole to hole



/tiger

Steve said...

"beer girl?"

most golf courses, around here anyways, have a girl that drives around in a golf cart with coolers selling beer, chips, this clear liquid...i think it's called water, sodas, crackers etc etc

99% of the time she's hot and usually very flirty.

El Padrino said...

"most golf courses, around here anyways, have a girl that drives around in a golf cart with coolers selling beer, chips, this clear liquid...i think it's called water, sodas, crackers etc etc

99% of the time she's hot and usually very flirty."

caput mundi sucks

El Padrino said...

so the Jets

Steve said...

Beth would make a GREAT beer girl.

Beth said...

"this clear liquid...i think it's called water"

Hilarity.

Beth said...

"Beth would make a GREAT beer girl"

That's basically what I did at the sports bar.

El Padrino said...

being suspensed for 4 games or not, jets stole him

El Padrino said...

it's a one year rental for a 5th rounder, unless he has a pro bowl year the jets probably wont sign him, steelers obviously werent

just like they didnt pay cheddar plax

Beth said...

Jets talk wall...

tem said...

"that's probably rick reilly

he should be annihilated by someone someday"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


he is on my list of 5 people i'd kill or torture if i could.

tem said...

"i dont either but i know he's won majors, i know that this is his third green jacket"

i have a green jacket.

blue said...

i have won a green jacket too

in a beer belly triathalon, i won the golf portion which included a green jacket

tem said...

"Got within 6-7 feet of a dolphin one day while kayaking."


white? brown?

tem said...

"hope beth isnt gay either"

ra, r?

blue said...

did anyone know that Kyle Turley is now a touring country music artist?

Beth said...

"white? brown?"

Neither, Haitian I think.

s

blue said...

it's like that rockabilly country stuff that jug likes

tem said...

"El Padrino said...

caput mundi sucks

April 12, 2010 10:21 AM
"

zeke, add it to the archives.

El Padrino said...

why would girardi even say he would have taken cc out, attention whore

blue said...

TOTPM

tem said...

love how on ucomics.com there are people who post advice to the characters of the strips.

they think the people in the strips are real people....

Jugdish said...

it's like that rockabilly country stuff that jug likes



ill keep an eye out for it

Jugdish said...

i wanna go fast!

Steve said...

"No wife is blind enough to miss that much infidelity..."Elin had 2 b a willing participant on the ride 4 whatever reason,"

-- Jim Carey

OK, i'm kinda with him here. I mean how could she not have known.

"I want 2 make it CLEAR that I do not condone infidelity at all, but 2 some degree the responsibility 4 it is shared by both people!"

and then he left me. i think somebody might be a little bitter.

Keef said...

"it's one week dude"

That's why I said "1st full weekend of beisbol"

RIF

El Padrino said...

tiger is an asshole this is true

Keef said...

"beer girl?"


Stop it

El Padrino said...

"Do you pitch the wiffle to yourself and then run and hit it?"

i've tried it

what's your point

Jugdish said...

"beer girl?"


Stop it



remember, he plays mini-golf

Keef said...

"i've tried it

what's your point"


Point is you can't play wiffle ball with 1 person

El Padrino said...

"Point is you can't play wiffle ball with 1 person"

what pshycho would play golf by themself, that's like going to the movies by yourself

Keef said...

LP had a good weekend, huh

Keef said...

"what pshycho would play golf by themself, that's like going to the movies by yourself"


If I get done w/ work early in the afternoon (AHIK*), I'll head over and play a quick round of golf. I won't go play a quick game of wiffle. But first I go home and eat a pshycho sandwhich

Keef said...

Everyone would jump on this and if you say you won't, your* lying

El Padrino said...

If I get done w/ work early in the afternoon (AHIK*), I'll head over and play a quick round of golf. I won't go play a quick game of wiffle. But first I go home and eat a pshycho sandwhich

loser

El Padrino said...

"Everyone would jump on this and if you say you won't, your* lying"

who would even say they wouldnt, she is the hottest right now

so hot

white hot

cannot be hotter, especially considering she is even hot without makeup

spiff cant even find a gnarly pic of her

Jugdish said...

spiff cant even find a gnarly pic of her



do it spiff

Keef said...

"who would even say they wouldnt"

everyone else here

El Padrino said...

tina fey was hot on SNL

dont know what it is but i want to work that all night

El Padrino said...

i think it's the scar

El Padrino said...

"everyone else here"

so i'm the only one that thinks kim k is hot?

right

if that's true then it aint me

Jugdish said...

im not a fan of kk

Jugdish said...

im not a fan of kk



what about kkk?

/mize

Steve said...

"who would even say they wouldnt"

big time COLOV

i never said i would kick her out of bed just that she's not all that.

yes, that pic (and several of hers lately) looks real good. but her ass is way to big and she let a dude piss all over her.

Beth said...

"i never said i would kick her out of bed just that she's not all that.

yes, that pic (and several of hers lately) looks real good. but her ass is way to big and she let a dude piss all over her."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Jugdish said...

i'd piss on her

Jugdish said...

keef...have you tried any of those p90x workouts?

Keef said...

"so i'm the only one that thinks kim k is hot?"


Jesus

El Padrino said...

you are all retarded

that is a all natural beautiful women

and nobody pissed on her

Keef said...

"that is a all natural beautiful women"

awsome*

El Padrino said...

do you know the nutclap you get from doggy on that ass

or the view on the reverse cowgirl?

my lawd

Keef said...

"keef...have you tried any of those p90x workouts?"

I started doing the arms one over the weekend. Randy Couture is no joke

El Padrino said...

"7-year-old gunned down inside car on Miami street..."

fucking haitians

El Padrino said...

"Jesus"

i remember a few not all

El Padrino said...

like the angie jolie debate

i'd still get in that

El Padrino said...

war zone

meow kod

Keef said...

O:FI

Jugdish said...

"that is a all natural beautiful women, with a heart as big as a LION!"



fixed

Meiz said...

Some dude is trying to guilt bossman into giving him a job. He made too much money at his old job, so he can't get financial aid for his daughter. What a fucking dirtball.

Meiz said...

"like she goes hole to hole and sells beer or this is just the server at the clubhouse/bar"


They don't have the beverage cart in New York? Pitiful.

El Padrino said...

"During Zazi's brief visit to Queens from his home in Denver last September, he rode the subway multiple times to the Grand Central and Wall St. stations, scouting where to best spread death and mayhem, the sources said."


And i'm wrong for changing cars when I see a suspicious arab looking dude

yeah let's give these people rights

Keef said...

"And i'm wrong for changing cars when I see a suspicious arab looking dude"

You think they all look suspicious

El Padrino said...

"They don't have the beverage cart in New York? Pitiful."

I've only been to three courses and none of them had one. One of them had a stand up at the 9th hole andd the 13th hole though.

El Padrino said...

"You think they all look suspicious"

you would too if you lived here

DET

Keef said...

A 61-year-old Milwaukee man says he was abused by a Catholic priest at age 12. But it took years for Arthur Budzinski to tell his complete story because he is deaf


good excuse

El Padrino said...

and no not all of them but cmon, the ones with the beards!!!

i mean they arent even trying to hide it cuz they know we are soft and cant discriminate

reminds me of WW2 stories about taking all the gooks and putting them in one spot til the war was over or deporting them all

paranoia and impossible but makes a grain of sense

El Padrino said...

Poll Results (12,987 responded):

Thank you for voting.

Do you fear terrorists will strike our subways?

Yes. I feel as if it is only a matter of time. 87%

No. Security has improved, and they caught Zazi, didn't they? 5%

Not sure. 8%

El Padrino said...

paranoia

El Padrino said...

like tony montana

Beth said...

"paranoia and impossible but makes a grain of sense"

Wow, just wow.

Meiz said...

"what pshycho would play golf by themself, that's like going to the movies by yourself"


Are you serious? Its called practice.

Meiz said...

What kind of psycho would just go shoot hoops by himself?

Jugdish said...

honestly, I don't blame Lp for being suspicious at all. nyc was a targer before 9/11, then 9/11, and there have been proven plans to targer nyc after 9/11. common sense says eventually one will succeed at least somewhat. plus for Lp 9/11 was something he experienced first hand which we can't fully understand, and for the rest of us it was something terrible that we watched on TV.

Keef said...

mize

it's pshycho

Jugdish said...

i spelled target ans targer twice...suite

Meiz said...

"she let RAY J piss all over her."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Jugdish said...

i can't speel* today

El Padrino said...

"Are you serious? Its called practice."

zeke cue it up

Keef said...

"she let RAY J piss all over her. Plus, she's a girl. ewwww"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^




*fized

JFreak said...

You aren't as good as AI. You need practice.

El Padrino said...

"What kind of psycho would just go shoot hoops by himself?"

the premise being i wouldnt, if i plan to go golfing i will be with a buddy or two, i'd rather go do something else

Keef said...

"What kind of psycho would just go shoot hoops by himself?"


fucking annihilate you

El Padrino said...

i didnt recall any golden shower in that sex tape, was that allegedely?

Keef said...

"the premise being i wouldnt, if i plan to go golfing i will be with a buddy or two, i'd rather go do something else"


Like profile?

Keef said...

you won't find any terrorists on the golf course

El Padrino said...

"honestly, I don't blame Lp for being suspicious at all. nyc was a targer before 9/11, then 9/11, and there have been proven plans to targer nyc after 9/11. common sense says eventually one will succeed at least somewhat. plus for Lp 9/11 was something he experienced first hand which we can't fully understand, and for the rest of us it was something terrible that we watched on TV."

DOUBLE DRAGON

El Padrino said...

"Like profile?"

no like basketball, a real sport

golf is a game not a sport

COLOV, dont start

El Padrino said...

"i can't speel* today"


DOUBLE DRAGON!

Keef said...

Golf is a precision club-and-ball sport, in which competing players (golfers), using many types of clubs, attempt to hit balls into each hole on a golf course while employing the fewest number of strokes

A) Blessed be

2) FACE!

Keef said...

Just because you don't fucking annihilate it, doesn't mean it's not a sport

Jugdish said...

trivia is a sport


/mize

Steve said...

"DOUBLE DRAGON"

congrats to both of you. ep wants to round all Muslims up and throw them in camps (especially if they have beards) and Jug understands.

Keef said...

bleu thinks that LP is racist

Jugdish said...

congrats to both of you. ep wants to round all Muslims up and throw them in camps (especially if they have beards) and Jug understands.



and obviously you don't

Steve said...

"and obviously you don't"



^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Jugdish said...

"and obviously you don't"



^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


well to start with, I didn't even address putting people in camps...but according to you i understand that, soooo...not sure where you got that from

El Padrino said...

nothing like taking something out of context and retardazing* it

congrats helmet head!

El Padrino said...

dont give a shit what wiki says

when a 63 year old can beat people it's not a sport

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i didnt recall any golden shower in that sex tape, was that allegedely?"

one of the sources that first saw the tape says there was a golden shower scene at the end

kk denies it, BUT she denied that a sex tape even existed before it was inevitable that it was gonna be released.

the company who bought the rights (vivid) says what they received did not have any pee scene

El Padrino said...

when a gook can win it's not a sport

wadr to gooks

El Padrino said...

last one was s but you get the point

Spaceman Spiff said...

there was also talk that kk was the one doing the peeing

El Padrino said...

"the company who bought the rights (vivid) says what they received did not have any pee scene"

thanks spiffer

in you face all

El Padrino said...

"there was also talk that kk was the one doing the peeing"

oh behave

blue said...

she pissed on RAY J, not the other way around

blue said...

and kim K lately has reached a new level of hotness....she lost all the weight and is now smoking smoking hot

Spaceman Spiff said...

"thanks spiffer

in you face all"

not saying there was no peeing

kk was involved/cooperated in the sale of the tape once she knew it was getting out so that she could control was was released, she edited that shit

Spaceman Spiff said...

was was, suite

El Padrino said...

"not saying there was no peeing"

what do you believe

El Padrino said...

kim k is unspeakable territory for me

Jugdish said...

what do you believe


i believe urine should not be involved in sex...only possum discipline

El Padrino said...

"His mother was incredibly young when she conceived him -- 12"

god damn smokey

Steve said...

"she edited that shit"

you hear something once you can discard it. you hear it twice you can still think nothing of it.

but you hear the same rumor over and over again it probably has some merit.

Keef said...

"when a 63 year old can beat people it's not a sport"


When you start using shit that you saw on SNL, that's not original

Jugdish said...

wall

tem said...

"who would even say they wouldnt"

i wouldn't. but i won't rag on anyone who would.

El Padrino said...

"When you start using shit that you saw on SNL, that's not original"

i said that the day after Tom Watson one*, look it up, tina fey copied off me

the second joke was from snl and I essed* it

El Padrino said...

i wouldn't


stop it

El Padrino said...

this is different than simply not liking a microwave tem

this is golden pussy here son, grade a shit

El Padrino said...

Conan O'Brien will host a new late-night TV show on cable network TBS this fall, giving the longtime late-night host a new platform on cable television less than a year after he left NBC in an acrimonious blowup.

Mr. O'Brien's yet-to-be titled show will debut in November, and run four nights a week at 11 p.m. Eastern time. The new show is a costly gamble for TBS, a comedy network owned by Time Warner Inc.'s Atlanta-based Turner Broadcasting.

tem said...

says you

Keef said...

"grade a shit"


Yeah tem, you must be pshycho. She's a hot women

El Padrino said...

it's woman keef

El Padrino said...

hahahahahahahahahaa

Keef said...

"it's woman keef"

El Padrino said...
you are all retarded

that is a all natural beautiful women

Keef said...

I noticed that you didn't correct pshycho. THYSIIRL

blue said...

why must you rank on people all the teim

El Padrino said...

see the hahahah

after

fucking withca brah

El Padrino said...

keef i dont care if you think i'm a retard who cant spell

it's funny actually and i'm glad it entertains people

Keef said...

"see the hahahah

after

fucking withca brah"


apology accepted

Keef said...

"keef i dont care if you think i'm a retard who cant spell

it's funny actually and i'm glad it entertains people"


I don't think you're a retard. ns

But it is entertaining

Keef said...

"why must you rank on people all the teim"

Just LP. I'm jealous of CM

Meiz said...

I can't come up with a name/pic for As.

El Padrino said...

would you like me too?

Steve said...

KK in about 10 years

tem said...

"why must you rank on people all the teim"

gravity

Steve said...

USA Swimming Coaches Molested, Secretly Taped Dozens of Teen Swimmers

Beth said...

"KK in about 10 years"

Good lord, that can't be a real pic, can it?

tem said...

random guy in the bar was talking about that swimming stuff.



situation: after football on saturday morning we went to BWW2s for beer. random guy came up to our group and starting talking sports. first lebron then swimming coach.

Steve said...

"Good lord, that can't be a real pic, can it?"


let's hope not

tem said...

wow some chick from designing women was 70 yrs old.

i think i remember that show.

El Padrino said...

"USA Swimming Coaches Molested, Secretly Taped Dozens of Teen Swimmers"

something is wrong with people

El Padrino said...

"i think i remember that show."

shhh

not a good thing tem

blue said...

that had some hot chicks on it didn't it?

blue said...

dixie carter, delta burke...they had those beth like accents

El Padrino said...

I'm getting a ::major dad:: on that show

El Padrino said...

when i was 10 years old those women/woman were not hot

isiah thompson said...

good ketchup* today, congrats to all those involved.

tem said...

i think it was when delta burke weighed 1/4th of what she weighs now.

she was still kinda big though i think.

tem said...

"when i was 10 years old those women/woman were not hot"

right you didn't like them because they didn't have dongs, couldn't play wiffle ball and didn't have huge asses.

isiah thompson said...

but i cant watch that shit on tv


good sports is good sports


Masters sunday with all the good players involved = good sports = gotta watch

isiah thompson said...

MILLEDGEVILLE, Ga. -- Authorities in Georgia won't charge Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger after a 20-year-old college student said he sexually assaulted her.

El Padrino said...

"right you didn't like them because they didn't have dongs, couldn't play wiffle ball and didn't have huge asses."

boom pow

pow

El Padrino said...

blocker

isiah thompson said...

block

El Padrino said...

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