Thursday, April 08, 2010

It's Thursday, I gotta post something...

So Meiz said this post is gonna suck. So here's my problem. Do I say F^&* HIM!! and post something grate* and insightful (which may have been his goal) or do I make a crappy post (which may have also been his goal)? I think I will just ramble.

I watched the Red Sox lose to the Yankees again. I was annoyed at first, then I remembered that it is April and these games really don't matter. It was nice to see David Ortiz get a hit and an RBI, but it would have been nicer if he could have done it again later on in the game when he had another RBI opportunity.

In FMLB news, I was way ahead after 2 days. Now I'm in a dog fight. I expect to finish last, so anything more than that will satisfy me.

I didn't read Simmons' column on Rasheed, but if he said that 'Sheed is a cancer, I agree. Dud has just killed the Celtics this year. He's a big man that doesn't play like a big man, jacks up 3's like he's a good shooter (which he isn't) and antagonizes the officials and now Doc Rivers. This may go down as the worst signing in Celtics history, and that's saying a lot.

Speaking of the Celtics, it is grate* listening to all the fans around here whining and moaning about the Celtics and how bad they've played. Look people, they mortgaged the farm in order to get a shot at a title. We knew there was a 2-3 year window where they'd be good. The new Big 3 won in their first year together. We're now in the 3rd year of that 2-3 year window. It's over. Deal.

In other NBA news, the NBA admitted that officials missed a call against OKC's KEvin Durant. The foul would have put him at the line shooting three free throws with his team down by a point. Instead, OKC lost and fell to the 7th spot in the West. I always find it laughable when a league comes out and admits their officials messed up a call. It's like finding out that a girl you used to have a crush on, who is now happily married with children, had a crush on you too. It makes ou feel a little better, but you still never slept with her. It's grate* that the league said they messed up, but it doesn't erase the loss or help OKC in any way, so what's the point?

You know, I remember my first couple of posts here on the Thursday slot. I was spittin' fire and you guys and gal were loving it. I seem to have lost that winning formula. I started to wonder, were my first few posts really that good, or were they just awesome in comparison to Freak's suckiness? I'm starting to believe it was the latter. And I'm ok with that.

Well, Meiz, did it suck?

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tem said...

good post freak

blue said...

That's a whole lot of suck

blue said...

Like Beth on my cock

El Padrino said...

"Speaking of the Celtics, it is grate* listening to all the fans around here whining and moaning about the Celtics and how bad they've played. Look people, they mortgaged the farm in order to get a shot at a title. We knew there was a 2-3 year window where they'd be good. The new Big 3 won in their first year together. We're now in the 3rd year of that 2-3 year window. It's over. Deal."

O:FB

why are you not acknowleding this

El Padrino said...

i think billy dee williams was the train conductor on my R train this morning

smooth announcements

::billy dee voice::

Dekalb Ave
(dramatic pause)
transfer here.....for
the D
Q
and B train

El Padrino said...

i wanted to crack an Olde E listening to that and maybe smoke a menthol cigarette

Meiz said...

"@JasonSobel

Brian Gay is now leading the Masters... not that there's anything wrong with that."


funny

Meiz said...

LP, 6 bodegas busted yesterday in the BK. Thoughts?

El Padrino said...

The result is a tax system that exempts almost half the country from paying for programs that benefit everyone, including national defense, public safety, infrastructure and education. It is a system in which the top 10 percent of earners -- households making an average of $366,400 in 2006 -- paid about 73 percent of the income taxes collected by the federal government.

The bottom 40 percent, on average, make a profit from the federal income tax, meaning they get more money in tax credits than they would otherwise owe in taxes. For those people, the government sends them a payment.

blue said...

Yeah its always nice to hear a perspective on Boston sports, since the news media largely ignores them


(s)

El Padrino said...

"We have 50 percent of people who are getting something for nothing," said Curtis Dubay, senior tax policy analyst at the Heritage Foundation."

Hey dickweed, what something for nothing. We are OVERPAYING taxes that's why 40% get a refund. Asswipe.

El Padrino said...

all kentucky's starting 5 is going pro?

El Padrino said...

"LP, 6 bodegas busted yesterday in the BK. Thoughts?"

the drug busts you are referring too?

shit happens all the time, the one around the corner from my house sells illegal firearms to criminals

blue said...

Not true ep, I paid in like 500 last year and because of tax credits Igot.a.2500 refund. (Ns)


Thanks obamer

El Padrino said...

Le Tigre polo add is digging at tigger

billboard advertising thier polo and it says something along the lines of "Le Tigre polo, for Golfers who like to play a round"

El Padrino said...

"Not true ep, I paid in like 500 last year and because of tax credits Igot.a.2500 refund. (Ns)"

accountants are different

how did you only "pay" in $500

El Padrino said...

anyone see that Nike ad with tiger where his dead dad is voiced over asking questions like what were you thinking

Meiz said...

Saw it last night. It's harmless. Not a story. Who gives a fuck?

El Padrino said...

i dont, if someone wants drus they'll get them

El Padrino said...

cuz you can't knock the hustle

El Padrino said...

"I watched the Red Sox lose to the Yankees again. I was annoyed at first, then I remembered that it is April and these games really don't matter."

they count, so they matter

tard

Meiz said...

Reply fail.

blue said...

"anyone see that Nike ad with tiger where his dead dad is voiced over asking questions like what were you thinking"

just weird

why does that make me want to buy shoes?

Meiz said...

"I watched the Red Sox lose to the Yankees again. I was annoyed at first, then I remembered that it is April and these games really don't matter."


I'll remember this when the Cards or Cubs sweep the Brewers this month.

Ehhh, its April. It doesn't matter.

kod said...

Twins are in first place

pretty certain it's locked up at this point (s). Although I remember reading an article last year right before the all-star break about how Detroit had pulled away in the division and basically locked it up (I even linked it here).

At least in the AL Central and how things have gone over the past 10 years or so, no lead is safe until the clinch is official.

El Padrino said...

anytime, anyplace janet jackson video is in my spank bank along with mariah carey's fantasy (jean booty shorts)

too bad OLDB (RIP ol dirty) kills the moment with his ugly welfare face

Steve said...

"Not true ep, I paid in like 500 last year and because of tax credits Igot.a.2500 refund"

two kids and a mortgage. my buddy is in the same situation as you and got about the same amount. almost makes me want to buy a house and have a kid.

and by almost, i mean not at all.

El Padrino said...

random i know but the song is stuck in my head

Jugdish said...

I'm paying in for last year because the jugvorce wasn't final until august

Meiz said...

I hope I never have to owe taxes.

I had to pay $55 4 or 5 years ago. I was HEATED over that.

Jugdish said...

i wish i was only paying 55...im paying 1700

blue said...

stupid terrorist

Jugdish said...

Thanks a lot Bin Laden.

Steve said...

"im paying 1700"


damn, how does the jugvorse play into that?

Steve said...

i got back just under 1,700

but my accountant is borderline crooked.

Jugdish said...

damn, how does the jugvorse play into that?


the gov seems to take out less taxes when you are married opposed to when you are single.

Jugdish said...

but my accountant is borderline crooked.


how so?

Meiz said...

"but my accountant is borderline crooked."


Bossman's accountant is the same, I assume.

Jugdish said...

turbo tax

kod said...

the gov seems to take out less taxes when you are married opposed to when you are single.

-completely depends on the situation. Cmkod and I got penalized severely tax-wise after marriage.

Meiz said...

I fucked up that link. Again. Lets try one more time.

kod said...

same for a few of our friends; we almost wish we would have just done the ceremony, but not made it official under State law

Meiz said...

Royce & Budden.


Had no clue.

Steve said...

"how so?"


hell if i know. he's actually my Dad's accountant. i just send him the W2s and wait for the check.

i'm just saying he's shady cause i don't know any other single guys with no kids that rent who get that kinda refund.

Jugdish said...

-completely depends on the situation


i imagine. it was just us married...no kids or anything.

Meiz said...

Was Roy fightin' for free?

Meiz said...

"i'm just saying he's shady cause i don't know any other single guys with no kids that rent who get that kinda refund."


Just wait until you have to sue him because you got audited.

kod said...

i imagine. it was just us married...no kids or anything.

-Yeah, the trouble usually comes in when it comes to the EITC (and state equivalent). Cmkod used to get a couple grand back at tax time from those credits. Once she married me, they imputed my income and we didn't qualify. Ended up being about a $3000 difference each year at tax time.

kod said...

i'm just saying he's shady cause i don't know any other single guys with no kids that rent who get that kinda refund.

the rental rebate is pretty suite; I used to get about $800 back a year for that

Steve said...

bossman is on the phone with somebody poor bastard.

dropping fbomb after fbomb.


sweet.

kod said...

I'm not too bitter about paying in though, since it's only because our expenses are so low that we weren't eligible to deduct (big deductions like mortgage interest, property taxes, etc.)

blue said...

used to be able to deduct interest on credit cards as well...GHB got rid of that...thanks alot bush sr.

isiah thompson said...

i'm just saying he's shady cause i don't know any other single guys with no kids that rent who get that kinda refund.

you must claim zero dependents or whatever on your w2 (not even yourself) - that's what I do and I get a shitload of a refund - and only take the standard deduction.

Jugdish said...

I had to pay $55 4 or 5 years ago. I was HEATED over that.


woe tax

El Padrino said...

had no clue they fought again

El Padrino said...

"you must claim zero dependents or whatever on your w2 (not even yourself) - that's what I do and I get a shitload of a refund - and only take the standard deduction."
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

that's what I do

El Padrino said...

and since the kid i get a lil more

diapers and shit

El Padrino said...

i dont care for royce da 5 9

isiah thompson said...

anyone see that Nike ad with tiger where his dead dad is voiced over asking questions like what were you thinking


I loved it. NS. Thought it was great.

Though a lot about it:

1) How Earl "made" or "built" Tiger the competitor - who is now or will be the GOAT. And how he also "made" or "built" Tiger the man - who is deeply flawed (you could say a failure - as a husband). Deep irony there.

2) How Earl is axing if he learned anything - I'd take it the context was about his game, not about life - and how they were using that to try to win back people. To me I liked that but for people whose fathers have passed I could see it "bothering" people.

3) I liked the simpleness of it, I think Tiger has changed/is changing. Seems truly humbled. I wonder what that will do to his game - I'd say it was to round off that razor sharp will to win he had - not good.

4) I bet Nike was just trying to throw some shit together quick-like - to me it worked.

kod said...

you must claim zero dependents or whatever on your w2 (not even yourself) - that's what I do and I get a shitload of a refund - and only take the standard deduction.

-I went back and forth on setting my withholding to 0. I like getting back money at tax time, but you're basically allowing the IRS to borrow money from you interest free. Of course, taking the extra money and putting it in a savings account is not earning any real interest anyway I suppose. I ended up changing it to 1 (and cmkod is at 1 too)

isiah thompson said...

fmz claims 2 and ends up owing a small amount of federal but gets it back in state taxes.

Jugdish said...

5) I don't want to deal with that shit

El Padrino said...

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1-866-422-2371


Students Insurance Application

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE APRIL 7, 2010

FROM THE AMBASSADOR OF THE STATE OF QATAR TO THE UNITED STATES, H.E. ALI BIN FAHAD AL-HAJRI

PRESS REPORTS TODAY REGARDING AN INCIDENT ABOARD A COMMERCIAL FLIGHT FROM WASHINGTON, DC TO DENVER, CO INDICATE THAT A QATARI DIPLOMAT WAS DETAINED FOR SUSPICIOUS BEHAVIOR. WE RESPECT THE NECESSITY OF SPECIAL SECURITY PRECAUTIONS INVOLVING AIR TRAVEL, BUT THIS DIPLOMAT WAS TRAVELING TO DENVER ON OFFICIAL EMBASSY BUSINESS ON MY INSTRUCTIONS, AND HE WAS CERTAINLY NOT ENGAGED IN ANY THREATENING ACTIVITY. THE FACTS WILL REVEAL THAT THIS WAS A MISTAKE, AND WE URGE ALL CONCERNED PARTIES TO AVOID RECKLESS JUDGMENTS OR SPECULATION.


we believe you

NOT!

isiah thompson said...

-I went back and forth on setting my withholding to 0. I like getting back money at tax time, but you're basically allowing the IRS to borrow money from you interest free. Of course, taking the extra money and putting it in a savings account is not earning any real interest anyway I suppose. I ended up changing it to 1 (and cmkod is at 1 too)



I hear you, I can get by fine claiming 0 and like getting a nice chunk of change early in Feb - it offsets spending too much for Christmas.

Jugdish said...

fmz claims 2 and ends up owing a small amount of federal but gets it back in state taxes.


we don't have state taxes here

El Padrino said...

happy Confederate History Month Steve

isiah thompson said...

i dont care for royce da 5 9

::skee lo::

kod said...

I hear he has diplomatic immunity and probably won't face charges.

-I thought Lethal Weapon was making that shit up

isiah thompson said...

happy Confederate History Month Steve


you see how the Gov of VA is in hot water bc he didn't mention slavery?


dems are loving that

Steve said...

"happy Confederate History Month Steve"


i do not live in VA

El Padrino said...

"I hear he has diplomatic immunity and probably won't face charges.

-I thought Lethal Weapon was making that shit up"

no that is real

El Padrino said...

diplomatic immunity is unfortunate at times

kod said...

we don't have state taxes here

I've always gotten money back from the State (even this year when I owed like $300 to the feds, I got back about $75 from the State). Of course, Minni hasn't had a state tax increase in about 8 years or so
-A lot of people (especially low-income people) here would be very unhappy if Minni switched to a sales tax

El Padrino said...

not in this case but for other crimes like rape

law and order SVU taught me that

kod said...

HE WAS CERTAINLY NOT ENGAGED IN ANY THREATENING ACTIVITY. THE FACTS WILL REVEAL THAT THIS WAS A MISTAKE

he lit a cig in the bathroom; do you know how many times I've been tempted to do that? I need to become a diplomat so I can smoke on airplanes

El Padrino said...

"do you know how many times I've been tempted to do that?"

how many?

in the past 10 years only

isiah thompson said...

he lit a cig in the bathroom; do you know how many times I've been tempted to do that? I need to become a diplomat so I can smoke on airplanes


a arab looking dood, on a plane, in a locked room, smoke.....

c'mon kodpiece, you're better than this

kod said...

c'mon kodpiece, you're better than this

huh? I'm not justifying anything for him; I think he should face charges (ns)

kod said...

how many?

in the past 10 years only

well, every time I'm on an airplane and they remind that tampering with a smoke detector is a federal offense (I've never seriously considered doing it though...just wishful thinking)

kod said...

a arab looking dood, on a plane, in a locked room, smoke.....

he also made a joke about trying to light up his shoe bomb (ns); that, to me, was the worst part

isiah thompson said...

beer and grilled skirt steak tacos tonight


D....E....T

Steve said...

"the rental rebate is pretty suite"

"you must claim zero dependents or whatever on your w2"

i gotta tell his ass to tighen up then, he's not doing anything for me

isiah thompson said...

The New York Post, which broke the story, has pushed the ball forward with allegations that Barber started the relationship with 23-year-old Traci Lynn Johnson while she was a college student at Mount St. Mary. The Post quotes unnamed sources who claim that Barber sent Johnson 21-dozen roses on her 21st birthday, and that he gave her a diamond and sapphire bracelet. A source also tells the Post that Barber once spent the night in Johnson's dorm room.

isiah thompson said...

steve it sounds like your taxes are pretty simple, not sure why you'd give them to an accountant to do.

does your pops pay him or are you?

if you are and you're paying more than like 30$ you're getting took.

wadr

isiah thompson said...

sent Johnson 21-dozen roses on her 21st birthday


even T thinks this is overkill

Jugdish said...

steve it sounds like your taxes are pretty simple, not sure why you'd give them to an accountant to do.



turbo tax

isiah thompson said...

Despite years of inaction and, at times, apparent disinterest, the Vikings could be getting closer to finally securing a new stadium.

Mike Kazuba of the Minneapolis Star Tribune reports that a deal to build a new venue "seems to be gathering momentum." Senate Taxes Chairman Tom Bakk told Kazuba that "most of the pieces" of a proposal have been "pretty much drafted."

Vikings exec Lester Bagley told Kazuba that the public contribution to the construction would include "a number of different revenue streams." Governor Tim Pawlenty previously has suggested a lottery game as one method for generating funds for the $870 million facility.


there you go kodpiece

kod said...

turbo tax


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

-almost always the best way to go IMO, at least for relatively simple returns (like mine)

Steve said...

"does your pops pay him or are you?"

my dads taxes are pretty complicated he owns a business. he just throws mine in no charge.

he's a family friend, been around forever.

El Padrino said...

"Obama Closes Cold War Chapter in Deal With Medvedev to Cut Nuclear Arsenal"

oh yeah the cold war, forgot we still were in that

isiah thompson said...

no charge.


suite

El Padrino said...

"beer and grilled skirt steak tacos tonight


D....E....T"

in the runnin for a last meal request if i were on death row

ns

isiah thompson said...

"Obama Closes Cold War Chapter in Deal With Medvedev to Cut Nuclear Arsenal"

oh yeah the cold war, forgot we still were in that


cutting nukes, like milk, was a bad choice

Steve said...

i usually buy him a fifth of liquer when i head down that way.

kod said...

Governor Tim Pawlenty previously has suggested a lottery game as one method for generating funds for the $870 million facility.

-I'm torn on this too. But...if it is going to come from public money, the lottery is probably the best way to go. They are cutting social services and essential government functions here left and right; it's hard to justify making any large expenditure at this point that isn't going towards schools, jobs, infrastructures, state and county pensions, etc.
*Oh, and we've also built a U of M stadium and Twins stadium with significant public funds in the past 5 years.
-But, I don't want the Vikes to leave, so what the hell

El Padrino said...

"well, every time I'm on an airplane and they remind that tampering with a smoke detector is a federal offense (I've never seriously considered doing it though...just wishful thinking)"

so never

got it

isiah thompson said...

-But, I don't want the Vikes to leave, so what the hell


that's the rub, ain't that some shit - people want more social programs, etc but not at the expense of the nfl leaving. nfl = king

isiah thompson said...

did they actually catch the guy with cigs or is that just his coverup?

isiah thompson said...

gotta get ready for that work.

w-o-r-k.....talkin' bout worrrrrrrk

kod said...

"that's the rub, ain't that some shit - people want more social programs, etc but not at the expense of the nfl leaving. nfl = king"

truth

Steve said...

she's an annoying weirdo, but i still wouldn't mind tossing her around for a night or two

kod said...

"If you're worried the internet will go un-made-fun-of after the second season of Tosh.0 wraps up this Summer, fear not. Comedy Central has just announced they've renewed the show for a third season.

Said Daniel Tosh about the news, "Comedy Central has been like a father to me; they pretend to support my comedy and I am pretty sure they have slept with my mom."

nice

Meiz said...

"I'd say it was to round off that razor sharp will to win he had - not good."


I disagree. I think all this shit(other players players speaking out mainly) has put him in Eff You mode. Gonna be like Ali saying "WHAT'S MY NAME?!?"

Just my 2 scents*

Steve said...

"nice"


he's a funny dude. his stand up isn't as good as his show but still pretty funny.

El Padrino said...

"More than half of U.S. borrowers who received loan modifications on delinquent mortgages defaulted again after nine months, according to a federal report."

good news

blue said...

how did the dude get matches or a lighter on the plane.

that's my question

Steve said...

matches are easy, you just leave them in your pocket.

metal detector does not pick them up (probably not a lighter either) and they likely won't search you

blue said...

if he's from Qatar wearing a towel on his head, he needs strip searched.

blue said...

i don't buy the Qatarians statement either.

there ain't no business in Denver for Qatarians

El Padrino said...

keef i've been in a Marshalls before

they sell damaged clothes or "imperfect" clothing

not sure if you know that

El Padrino said...

top chef masters is on at 11PM EST

fuck that

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I was spittin' fire and you guys and gal were loving it."

gully H

name the 5 best posters in the world

Aitch
AItch
AITch
AITCh
AITCH

i spit hot fire!

El Padrino said...

why hasn't mcdonalds bottled the suite and sour sauce to sell in supermarkets?

saving that for when they lose money? which would be never

Steve said...

"if he's from Qatar wearing a towel on his head, he needs strip searched."

Russia is working on a new kind of detector. it literaly sees everything. underwear, bone structure, matches, liquids, how big your dong is etc etc.

only problem is it causes cancer.

Spaceman Spiff said...

does mcdonalds sell anything in markets?

El Padrino said...

i smell a dong joke

El Padrino said...

"does mcdonalds sell anything in markets?"

no but the sauce they should
no one will buy frozen mc donalds fries or burgers

at least i wouldnt but i'd buy the shit out of the suite & sour sauce

El Padrino said...

kfc brands thier sauce, so does taco bell, white castle sells thier sacks of 24 frozen, etc

El Padrino said...

good read on Jamie Dimon

Steve said...

i've looked up recipes from sites like these before and tried to make stuff.

you can get close, but it's never quite the same.

blue said...

"kfc brands thier sauce, so does taco bell, white castle sells thier sacks of 24"


taco bell hot sauce in the supermarket is not the same as taco bell hotsauce in the packet..

i like to put an ounce on my steaks

Meiz said...

"does mcdonalds sell anything in markets?"

Nope

Meiz said...

Taco Bell should sell their quesadilla sauce in grocery stores.

El Padrino said...

elliot spitzer piece, times

El Padrino said...

speaking of elli i think dupree poses nude in playboy next month

will advice

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i think dupree poses nude in playboy next month"

owen wilson? the fuck?

Keef said...

"keef i've been in a Marshalls before

they sell damaged clothes or "imperfect" clothing

not sure if you know that"


They sell that, but that's not all they sell. A lot of stores will sell damaged goods at a discount in addition to their normal items

El Padrino said...

"They sell that, but that's not all they sell. A lot of stores will sell damaged goods at a discount in addition to their normal items"

i mean sure, but the name brand stuff normally is cheap for a reason

Meiz said...

Correction on the Suppan start: April 14, not 10th. Get those bats ready, Cubbies.

El Padrino said...

"Record Heighs: 90 Degrees in Central Park"

Heighs?

Meiz said...

Snow in WI last night/today

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP, levis at macy's are 35$

El Padrino said...

Flay's upcoming NBC show, America's Next Great Restaurant

suite

El Padrino said...

"EP, levis at macy's are 35$"

suite, i'll check

Steve said...

"One golf writer says casual fans deserve an apology for their disappointments."

the man has apologized enough. Although entertaining, it wasn't really our business to begin with.

STFU

Meiz said...

Here we go.

Dummy complaining about having to come in at 11. STFU

Steve said...

"While Reagan's self-appointed defenders decry Obama's nuclear plan, his former secretary of State, George Shultz tells John Avlon he sees a continuity of vision between the two leaders."

ouch, that's gotta sting.

El Padrino said...

gwen stefani is 40 years old?

WFT

El Padrino said...

i wanna bust a fat nut on her belly

El Padrino said...

fit and fabulous at 40 list

some real milfs on there

kod said...

matches are easy, you just leave them in your pocket.

metal detector does not pick them up (probably not a lighter either) and they likely won't search you

-you are allowed to bring a matchbook on the plane with you, as long as they are not strike anywhere matches (ns). I've had this conversation with the TSA multiple times

El Padrino said...

4 of tigers whores in vanity fair

Meiz said...

MLB marketing chart

El Padrino said...

"Mindy Lawton says she met Woods for one rendezvous at 5:30 in the morning, before he had to leave for a golf tournament. Although she was menstruating, he insisted on having sex with her, but when the key card to access his office didn’t work, he drove to a nearby parking lot, where they had sex in his car. After they left, Lawton claims, reporters from The National Enquirer, who had been following her, picked up the tampon she had dropped in the parking lot, and later threatened to use it as part of a story exposing Woods’s infidelity."

a wet tampon = smoking gun

El Padrino said...

Woods’s preferred place to stay in Las Vegas was the Mansion at the MGM Grand, where a one-bedroom suite costs $5,000 per night. He would gamble in the ultra-exclusive V.I.P. casino nearby. According to a source known as Robin Hood 702, “sometimes the only people in the place were me, Tiger Woods, and Michael Jordan. Each of us sat at our own private table and played big. Tiger plays big. Up to 30 grand a hand … and when you’re playing splits and doubles, you can have 150 grand on one hand.”

cool, one day

El Padrino said...

robin hood 702?

the fuck

El Padrino said...

"Woods was allegedly exceedingly cheap. Mindy Lawton says the only thing he ever bought for her was a chicken wrap from Subway (he was stopping there on his way to meet her). Tiger and his mistress Jamie Jungers broke it off, according to Jungers, because he refused to help her financially."

subway, eat fresh

Meiz said...

You're BFAHIA on all these things, man.

El Padrino said...

no comprendo

Meiz said...

Keith, Zeke

Meiz said...

Gallardo locked up thru 2014 w/ 2015 club option. $41.25mm for all 6 years.

Meiz said...

*including 2010's raise

Meiz said...

This place is on fire

Steve said...

impressive

El Padrino said...

ever punch in a destination in google maps just to see how to get there?

El Padrino said...

some guy name at this fund is named Nick De Kock

ns

El Padrino said...

farts and burps still make me aitch

El Padrino said...

i want chicken mcnuggets bad

El Padrino said...

jersey city is the pits

Meiz said...

"i want chicken mcnuggets bad"


I've been planning on getting a #10 all day

isiah thompson said...

BFAHIA


still have no idear* what this means


goddman acronyms

El Padrino said...

"Can Animals Be Gay?"

please advice

Meiz said...

Boy Found Alive, Hiding In Attic

Spaceman Spiff said...

"ever punch in a destination in google maps just to see how to get there?"

you mean some place you've never been? i get directions from gmaps all the time

true that, double true

Meiz said...

"please advice"


sure

isiah thompson said...

ouch, that's gotta sting.


nah, not really.

trying to say there are parallels between the nucleur arms race during the cold war and saying we'll not use nukes isn't remotely close.

plus, during reagans times we didn't have terrorists flying planes into buildings - but we kept our pimp hand strong, we didn't turn into floppy cocked fags.

isiah thompson said...

Boy Found Alive, Hiding In Attic


and the truth, shall set you free

blessed be

Jugdish said...

i just watched 2012...it was OK

El Padrino said...

relax we'll be fine

Steve said...

"relax we'll be fine"

nice article. but i'll be dead or very close to it in 2050 so i don't really care.

Steve said...

"i just watched 2012...it was OK"


OK is about as good of a rating as i could give it.

it's like they took Independence Day and Armageddon and mashed them together.

Steve said...

"trying to say there are parallels between the nucleur arms race during the cold war and saying we'll not use nukes isn't remotely close."

i'm guessing you havn't been following the argument.

Steve said...

"Hugh Hefner: 'No Kate Gosselin in Playboy'"


this is...news?

Steve said...

who the hell would want to see her naked?

Meiz said...

Almost home time

Jugdish said...

mize

Spaceman Spiff said...

"who the hell would want to see her naked?"

meiz

Steve said...

""who the hell would want to see her naked?"

meiz"

ehhh. her vag probably looks like a subway tunnel.

Meiz said...

Fuck and no

Meiz said...

I'm out

Jugdish said...

Fuck and no



YOU LIE!!!!!

Spaceman Spiff said...

he's just misremembering, he drinks a lot

Steve said...

"he's just misremembering, he drinks a lot"


did Meiz say he'd treat that right?

Jugdish said...

Kate - John + Mize

Spaceman Spiff said...

rome show guys says someone flying a sign over augusta "tiger did you mean booty-ism"

blue said...

phil going ATM on augusta today

Meiz said...

"did Meiz say he'd treat that right?"


What? No.

blue said...

yes, he likes to be castrated by his women

blue said...

WNBA draft on ESPN3 right now (ns)

isiah thompson said...

i'm guessing you havn't been following the argument.


Nah, I don't believe partisan stuff from either side.

Keef said...

"robin hood 702?

the fuck"


Isn't this the guy who was winning big in Vegas and giving his winnings to poor people?

ns

isiah thompson said...

that was Chris Moneymaker


s

El Padrino said...

"Isn't this the guy who was winning big in Vegas and giving his winnings to poor people?

ns"

::mandalay bay::

El Padrino said...

welcome to 10 am tem

tem said...

"the rental rebate is pretty suite; I used to get about $800 back a year for that"

that sounds like a state tax thing, not federal.

tem said...

"welcome to 10 am tem"

annihilate you.

i am catching up.

kod said...

that sounds like a state tax thing, not federal.

yes, good point; all state

blue said...

not much to actch on today

blue said...

they give you a tax credit to "rent" in MN?

tem said...

i'm up to 10:33 now, but have to go into another meeting. woe.

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