Monday, April 19, 2010

I'm not feeling it /aitch

This might be a new low for me. My laptop is fuckt*, so I can't use that to post this. And my work laptop doesn't allow me to get on the posting page because the network blocks it. And my work laptop won't connect to the signal I'm "using" at my house. So I just finished softball and I'm sitting in my car in front of Starbucks at 10:47 pm PST writing this. If nothing, at least I'm dedicated. Or a loser. Probably the latter. Whatever.

Playoff hockey this weekend. I'm not hookt* yet, but I watched a little bit. I don't really have a team so I don't have a rooting interest. I can't root for the Coyotes because I hate that "I root for them because they're the home team" guy. I just don't want Detroit or Philly to win.

Playoff basketball started yesterday. Fuck Boston. That is all.

MLB is in full swing. The Mess are terrible again. All is almost right with the world. They did get 1 win this weekend, thanks to StL pitching one of their OFs in the 20th inning. Cincy is bad too so I can't say too much. But that won't stop me. Rockies had their first no-no as a franchise. Poor Beth. At least she has the Hawks bandwagon to jump on. She likes jumping on things. wadr

cmk, csil, & hsil went to Vegas this weekend. Noone got married, tatted up, pierced, or AIDS. I guess that's a successful Vegas trip.

Softball DH tonight suckt*. We went 1-1. I know you all were waiting patiently for the results.

I'm done posting on Mondays, someone else needs to take over. (S)

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wHeasel said...

Bite me, Keef.

Beth said...

"Rockies had their first no-no as a franchise. Poor Beth."

No poor Beth (about that at least). The Braves still took the series and I'm feeling pretty confident about the series.

Now I need to go find blue's new name and pic.

Beth said...

Blue in honor of (or in sympathy with) your hot receptionist, your new name and pic for the next 3 days are I swear it's not harassment!

If the name is too long then go with "I'm not a harasser!"

IT'S TRUE said...

wall

IT'S TRUE said...

nice post freak

Steve said...

"I swear it's not harassment!"

i was hoping for a more risque pic.

IT'S TRUE said...

"The Mess are terrible again."

ike davis will save us

Beth said...

"i was hoping for a more risque pic"

If you can find one I'd definitely consider it. The most "risque" one I could find (and I don't think it's what you had in mind) was this one.

sfw

Beth said...

Although I do like that 2nd pic I posted better than the first, so blue use that one instead.

Steve said...

"Although I do like that 2nd pic I posted better than the first"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^

tem said...

why am i so effing tired all the time?

Beth said...

"why am i so effing tired all the time?"

Because you're mad busy yo?

tem said...

maybe.

tem said...

our softball team walked in 8 straight runs on sunday.

that was grate*

IT'S TRUE said...

"why am i so effing tired all the time?"

thyroid

tem said...

thanks dr. el pad.

tem said...

how do i fix it?

or how would it get fixed?

Beth said...

"why am i so effing tired all the time?"

Maybe you're pregnant.

IT'S TRUE said...

"how do i fix it?

or how would it get fixed?"

learn more here

Steve said...

"why am i so effing tired all the time?"

the Temdiet, although effective, is not very nutritious

Steve said...

either that or you getting to much sex, tell the little lady to let ya get some sleep once in a while.

tem said...

"Maybe you're pregnant."

i look like it.

IT'S TRUE said...

AJA learn more here

IT'S TRUE said...

is your neck getting bigger tem

whats your neckmeat ratio on a scale of 1 to mcgwire

tem said...

no, my neck is normal size.

IT'S TRUE said...

"no, my neck is normal size."

any menstrual irregularties?

IT'S TRUE said...

"any menstrual irregularties?"

yes

/meiz

IT'S TRUE said...

"hair loss is frequently associated with thyroid problems"

arent you bald tem

IT'S TRUE said...

1. Fatigue
2. Weight Changes

you have thyroid disease tem

go get a thyroid test at your doc, probably just underactive or overactive

drugs can fix

tem said...

ok, i read the article. i have solved my throid problem.

i am now healthy again.

tem said...

tem is pretty much bald yes.

Steve said...

"i am now healthy again."

congrats. you should right a book about your trials and tribulations

IT'S TRUE said...

"Rockies had their first no-no as a franchise. Poor Beth."

braves won the series dingleberry

Beth said...

In dramatic fashion no less - 9th inning 2 out 2 RBI hit by Heyward to win yesterday's game by 1 run.

IT'S TRUE said...

poor beth

tem said...

Pittsburgh 7 5

NY Mets 4 8



haha

tem said...

i won't get to say that much longer.

at least i think not.

tem said...

"congrats. you should right a book about your trials and tribulations"

no my healing methods are mine and not for anyone else.

tem said...

another dude at work quit.

makes you wonder if the ship is sinking here.

of course 1st dude who quit has no job lined up and just asked me to write him a reference for the Peace Corps.

IT'S TRUE said...

remember cool water

that dropped panties

tem said...

what?

is that what i should tell him to do for the peace corps?

tem said...

calling some new york dicks in 5 minutes.

thats going to be awesome.

IT'S TRUE said...

think he'll be a good coach

IT'S TRUE said...

"calling some new york dicks in 5 minutes.

thats going to be awesome."

that's alot of Richard in one room

IT'S TRUE said...

ever leave a brutal message? like rambling like frank ricarsd in old school

i just did that

sounded like a tool

tem said...

ny guy was nice.

no way is he from ny.

tem said...

"ever leave a brutal message? like rambling like frank ricarsd in old school"

usually i wait and re-do the message.

tem said...

if you wait a bit the lady voice asks you if you want to re-record it.

IT'S TRUE said...

if you wait a bit the lady voice asks you if you want to re-record it.

good call

tem said...

NASCAR today. Both sprint and nationwide.

tem said...

a decent afternoon diversion.

Pop It In! said...

"The Braves still took the series and I'm feeling pretty confident about the series. "


Goddman preview

Pop It In! said...

"braves won the series dingleberry"


That's why the post didn't say "Rockies win 2 of 3 from the Braves. Poor Beth". RIF

Beth said...

"Goddman preview"

That's how I say it in real life.

tem said...

she meant she is feeling pretty confident about the world series.

Beth said...

"she meant she is feeling pretty confident about the world series."

Yes, what tem said.

tem said...

at softball on wednesday we were getting ready to go onto the field to warm up because the game before us just ended...

one of the other teams gathered around home plate, put their hands in the center and all cheered "FREINDS FOREVER"

then walked away like it was perfectly normal.

tem said...

free Hoggys today for lunch.

tem said...

bbq pulled chicken and pulled pork.

tem said...

mac n cheese, cornbread and i think green beans.

then there is fruit and cookies.

tem said...

and chips

tem said...

hehe freinds....friends i meant.

Steve said...

skinny chick + bikini = win

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Philly sends 5th rounder to Denver, which sends Scheffler and 7th to Detroit, which sends Ernie Sims to Eagles."

Pop It In! said...

"one of the other teams gathered around home plate, put their hands in the center and all cheered "FREINDS FOREVER""


The Zack Attack is in your league?

Steve said...

"FREINDS FOREVER"

work your way into their inner circle and start turning them against each other.

Pop It In! said...

Former boxing champion Edwin Valero, who gained fame for knocking out all his 27 opponents and having a tattoo of Hugo Chavez on his chest, was found dead in his jail cell Monday and police said he hanged himself after being arrested in his wife's murder.

Pop It In! said...

Is aitch running the Boston Marathon today?

s

tem said...

no he is not in charge of the marathon. just the cabs.

tem said...

"The Zack Attack is in your league?"

i gotta see if that is their name.

their pitcher wears a polo shirt (maybe two) with a popped collar.

tem said...

"work your way into their inner circle and start turning them against each other."

really they seemed like huge douchebags (see popped collar comment). so i'll just let them do their own thing.

Steve said...

"their pitcher wears a polo shirt (maybe two) with a popped collar"

yikes

IT'S TRUE said...

"Police in Milwaukee have begun uploading crime videos to YouTube, hoping for help in identifying and arresting suspects."

it's almost impossible to get away with anything these days

IT'S TRUE said...

"NATO F-16 Fighter jet engines damaged by volcanic dust...

Could lead to moving parts cracking, breaking off destroying engine'...

Cloud to reach Canada?

Volcano relentless as tremors rock Iceland...

Isn't Big Enough to 'Change World's Climate'...

Airlines: Restrictions 'embarrassing', impact on transport 'worse than 9/11'...

Chaos leaves many passengers broke...

Mission Impossible: Escape from Europe...

PRESSURE BUILDS TO REOPEN SKIES..."




This volcano has caused quite the problem I see.

Spaceman Spiff said...

new iphone

warning: gook face


supposedly confirmed by engadget

IT'S TRUE said...

India has 'more mobile phones than toilets'...

rev

IT'S TRUE said...

obama plays golf too much

Pop It In! said...

Who wants a csil story?

Pop It In! said...

csil sent an application to be on that Bachelor type show with 85.

Pop It In! said...

That's not the story, though

IT'S TRUE said...

sure, inclue a titty link please

Spaceman Spiff said...

forearm to the dome

hockey hit

penguins guy looks like a real penguin once he goes limp

IT'S TRUE said...

good lord

IT'S TRUE said...

dman i'm missing out on bartlett

what the hell is today patriots day or something

IT'S TRUE said...

lackey getting shellacked

IT'S TRUE said...

18.20 ERA

thanks obama

IT'S TRUE said...

Pheonix cmon man

Spaceman Spiff said...

"lackey getting shellacked"

shutting down zobrist though, goddman it

IT'S TRUE said...

"The two most senior leaders of al Qaeda in Iraq have been killed in a joint Iraqi-U.S. operation, officials announced today."

Thanks GW!

tem said...

"Who wants a csil story?"

who doesn't?

tem said...

"csil sent an application to be on that Bachelor type show with 85."

85 is chad ochocinco here?

he is getting his own bachelor show?

Pop It In! said...

"85 is chad ochocinco here?"

Yes, ochocinco is spanish for 8 5


"he is getting his own bachelor show?"

Yeah, called The Tournament or something. On VH1

Pop It In! said...

OK, csil story...

They're in Vegas this weekend and when she's in vegas, it's straight to 12th gear for her. She's a total wreck up there. So they leave some club on Friday night and they go back to their hotel (Hooters) and go to the restaurant to get something to eat, at like 3am (PST). They're in the restaurant and csil is doing regular csil stuff when other people are around and she needs attention. She's burping not stop, and just making a normal csil scene. They get done eating and are leaving and everyone stands up and starts clapping. As they're walking out, the server stops cmk and says "You need to tell your friend that you can see her string hanging out from below her skirt"

Pop It In! said...

the end

Spaceman Spiff said...

"You need to tell your friend that you can see her string hanging out from below her skirt"

pic has already emerged

ms paint her face onto this one and email it to her

Pop It In! said...

blockt

IT'S TRUE said...

damn, that's nasty

IT'S TRUE said...

why did they go to vegas and why didnt you go?

Pop It In! said...

"why did they go to vegas and why didnt you go?"

I've already said twice in the past week. I'm not saying it again

Jugdish said...

they were clapping because she finally leaving after being obnoxious?

Pop It In! said...

"they were clapping because she finally leaving after being obnoxious?"

Not sure, maybe. But it's Vegas, and people there like weirdos

Pop It In! said...

good to see O:FB on Patriots Day

Jugdish said...

vegas sucks


/mize

IT'S TRUE said...

"I've already said twice in the past week. I'm not saying it again"

I see your string is hanging too

Pop It In! said...

"I see your string is hanging too"


Good one

ns

Jugdish said...

I see your string is hanging too


hilarity

Pop It In! said...

You should read some of the stuff on this blog. There's some pretty good shit that you're missing

Steve said...

"In a surprising move this weekend, the prosecution appealed its own murder conviction of Amanda Knox."

they want to give her life instead of 26 years. balzy. could end up biting them in the ass, but i doubt it.

Steve said...

"I see your string is hanging too"


funny

Steve said...

string is just wrong.

but kudos on the ultra short skirt.

IT'S TRUE said...

i may have read it and just forgot

i'm so awful

tem said...

"I've already said twice in the past week. I'm not saying it again"

i feel bad because i don't know the answer.

ns

tem said...

i imagine the people at a restaurant at 3am (PST) are all making some sort of scene.

tem said...

string showing is hilarity.

isiah thompson said...

now that hsil has dropped the charade about being a virgin, she got that back blown out didn't she?

Jugdish said...

i feel bad because i don't know the answer.



i don't know it either, but i don't feel bad

Pop It In! said...

They were in Vegas for csil's birthday

Beth said...

"i don't know it either, but i don't feel bad"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Pop It In! said...

Bill Hall's slugging % is .091

O:FB

Pop It In! said...

Is LP's Y! team that good or is tem's team that bad?

IT'S TRUE said...

you know the answer to that keef

Pop It In! said...

ah, tem's is that bad. Got it

Pop It In! said...

LP is having technical difficulties

Beth said...

"LP is having technical difficulties"

TWCMEPS

IT'S TRUE said...

blogger blows

Jugdish said...

TWCMEPSOFB



fixed

tem said...

tem's is bad.

very bad.

Steve said...

“Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,” Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media.


damn you, Beth!!

Todd Packer said...

"I see your string is hanging too"

funny stuff

IT'S TRUE said...

ike is hear* tp

rejoice

Todd Packer said...

"Pittsburgh 7 5

NY Mets 4 8



haha"


thanks for bringing that up

IT'S TRUE said...

now if they can just cut GMJ we can finally put a good product out there

Todd Packer said...

"ike is hear* tp

rejoice"

they need to get rid of castillo

Pop It In! said...

"now if they can just cut GMJ we can finally put a good product out there"

Yeah, that's the problem

Pop It In! said...

"TWCMEPSOFB"


hilarity

IT'S TRUE said...

"they need to get rid of castillo"

he's the best shitty player on the team though, not the issue

Beth said...

"damn you, Beth!!"

So now I'm partly responsible for causing earthquakes???

Cool.

IT'S TRUE said...

"Yeah, that's the problem"

it is and once reyes gets going we'll be fine, he is still in spring training

also jaso bay still has some O:FB at bats he's trying to work out

IT'S TRUE said...

frank cattalano batted cleanup last night

Todd Packer said...

jason bay is terrible

Pop It In! said...

"frank cattalano batted cleanup last night"

Yeah, saw that. That's what my reply to GMJR was referring too*

IT'S TRUE said...

"Yeah, saw that. That's what my reply to GMJR was referring too*"

gmj is turrible

just brings down the whole lineup
even when he sits on the bench the wood begins to splinter

IT'S TRUE said...

aitch sell your glock and mail me the beer

Todd Packer said...

the mess need to go 7-3 on this 10 game homestand

IT'S TRUE said...

Reyes
Pagan
Wright
Bay
Franceour
Davis
Barajas
Castillo

that is a winning lineup

IT'S TRUE said...

(that isnt tonights lineup)

but would be if I were manuel

IT'S TRUE said...

pagan is underated

he needs to stay hellthy*

IT'S TRUE said...

freak your* going down

IT'S TRUE said...

pinella wears diapers

Pop It In! said...

"it is and once reyes gets going we'll be fine, he is still in spring training

also jaso bay still has some O:FB at bats he's trying to work out"


Oliver Perez
BBRod
Cattalanotto
John Maine
Castillo
Barajas
Pagan
etc.

IT'S TRUE said...

RIP Oklahoma City victims

15 years ago today

Pop It In! said...

"the mess need to go 7-3 on this 10 game homestand"

I need a million dollars

Pop It In! said...

"pagan is underated

he needs to stay hellthy*"

Didn't you make a comment recently about how awful he is?

Pop It In! said...

"that is a winning lineup"

One out of every 3 days, yes

Pop It In! said...

aja, the Mess are really bad. I'm not just saying it to be an as.

Todd Packer said...

"that is a winning lineup"

not with castillo.

Pop It In! said...

On average, the Yankees' 2009 gate receipts for a seven-game home series were greater than the Pirates' gate receipts for the entire year.

Meiz said...

I'm alive

Pop It In! said...

That golfer calling the penalty on himself in the playoff yesterday was crazy

Todd Packer said...

"That golfer calling the penalty on himself in the playoff yesterday was crazy"

missed that. what happened?

Pop It In! said...

"missed that. what happened?"

this

Meiz said...

"pagan is underated"


Ahahaahahahahahahahahahaha


Angel Pagan is fucking awful.

IT'S TRUE said...

"aja, the Mess are really bad. I'm not just saying it to be an as."

really bad is strong language, it's 12 games

IT'S TRUE said...

the orioles are really bad

Todd Packer said...

"this"

yeah, that was crazy

Steve said...

"Davis ticked a loose reed during his backswing Sunday"


hu?

tem said...

"On average, the Yankees' 2009 gate receipts for a seven-game home series were greater than the Pirates' gate receipts for the entire year."


wow

tem said...

can't hit shit on your backswing. it is a 2 stroke penalty.

IT'S TRUE said...

"Angel Pagan is fucking awful."

not true, at the least he's proven to be a very good 4th outfielder

IT'S TRUE said...

It was hilarity last night when Joe Morgan said Pagan stole 53 bases on year

I aitched.

IT'S TRUE said...

Mo'Nique's Brother Admits He Molested Her

gross

tem said...

very gross

Todd Packer said...

Mo'Wall

Todd Packer said...

"It was hilarity last night when Joe Morgan said Pagan stole 53 bases on year"

what the hell was joe talking about?

Todd Packer said...

"really bad is strong language"

i would agree.... maybe "not good" would be better

IT'S TRUE said...

fuck A Rabs

IT'S TRUE said...

"what the hell was joe talking about?"

when pagan reached on a single in the 5th i think joe said, it's not like pagan doesnt have speed on the basepaths, he did steal 53 bases a couple of seasons ago

i gave the screen a ::lou brock:: and aitched

it was based on the argument that he and hershisher had about sending cattalanatto home with no outs because the center fielder has a long throw

orel crushed him

IT'S TRUE said...

jon miller has to mention dave con-cept-ion* every broadcast

must be in his kontract*

Pop It In! said...

"really bad is strong language, it's 12 games"


There's history here

IT'S TRUE said...

i think you guys would get a kick out of this

Spaceman Spiff said...

"gmj is turrible

just brings down the whole lineup
even when he sits on the bench the wood begins to splinter"

feels good man

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i think you guys would get a kick out of this"

i would of* if you were short, but you're not

also, angry manlets are common knowledge

Pop It In! said...

"it was based on the argument that he and hershisher had about sending cattalanatto home with no outs because the center fielder has a long throw"


Yeah, heard Joe say that when I was watching. Couldn't understand what his point was, except that the bottom of the Mess lineup is so awful that they need to send the runner with no outs even if it was a given that he'd get thrown out

Spaceman Spiff said...

why were you buying ragu, thought you made your own sauce

IT'S TRUE said...

sfw big titty in esquire girl

Pop It In! said...

"i think you guys would get a kick out of this"

Nerve* heard about little man syndrome before





s

Todd Packer said...

"why were you buying ragu, thought you made your own sauce"

funny

Pop It In! said...

"why were you buying ragu, thought you made your own sauce"

He doesn't buy it. It's weaponry

IT'S TRUE said...

"i would of* if you were short, but you're not

also, angry manlets are common knowledge"

thought you'd get a kick out of the story but yeah your right i'm not short

Pop It In! said...

your mama in bulk. YO

Steve said...

this could get interesting

isiah thompson said...

sfw big titty in esquire girl


I ♥ christina hendricks

Pop It In! said...

i guess I'm blockt from esquire

Pop It In! said...

block

Pop It In! said...

bold

Pop It In! said...

bnu

tem said...

zzzz

IT'S TRUE said...

hey since i get money back from taxes every year cant i fill out a new W-4 form for like on month to be exempt (not pay taxes) then put it back the next month

kind of like dipping into the savings account

isiah thompson said...

The Mets have the third-highest team payroll in the National League ($133 million), but they're next-to-last in runs scored (48).

Pop It In! said...

exempt (not pay taxes)



thanks

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