Tuesday, April 13, 2010

I wonder when

I wonder when the media is going to learn not to compare "bad" people to the people they think are "good." For example, everyone is all over the Phil won because he isn't a cheater thing...Are they sure he isn't? Remember when people were saying that Bonds was evil and he should have kept it clean like ARod does? I remember that. The media is a bunch of idiots. I wish they'd just report the sports and try to stay out of people's personal life.

In other news my stress levels are at all time highs. I don't really know why, I guess more things are going on than usual. I usually never get affected by stress but I can definitely tell I am now. Maybe I should smoke some pot or something.

In WVU news Ebanks is going pro. I wish he had stayed another year, I hope he doesn't hire an agent, but if he is going to go in the first round I don't blame him. I mean that is some good guaranteed money. If they told Joe Accountant that if he left college early they'd start him out at $2M a year he'd be an idiot not to take it.

Not much play in Ohio about the Holmes trade. I'm not sure if that is because he is black, (was) a Steeler or if because he just never comes back here and does stuff. Most Buckeyes get the royal treatment in the news paper. They still give updates about what Scoonie Penn is doing. But Holmes doesn't get much. Maybe because he is a trouble maker or something. I dunno.

In MLB news is Houston really that bad?

OK I was hoping this post would be better, but it is not. Deal with it. I was going to write about something else but I forget what.

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Beth said...

"For example, everyone is all over the Phil won because he isn't a cheater thing...Are they sure he isn't?"

It's funny cause yesterday I was talking with a lady at work whose husband is HUGE into golf (zero handicap and all that) and he says that the rumor for years on the local courses is that Phil has an illegitimate child in Atlanta. So who knows is right.

Jugdish said...

The media is a bunch of idiots. I wish they'd just report the sports and try to stay out of people's personal life.


Totally agree with the first sentence.

The media is 27/7 converage now though, and getting personal with the athletes makes them more interesting to most people. If they just reported the sports side, they would sound like the AC Slater sports report.

Jugdish said...

In MLB news is Houston really that bad?



Napoleon Dynamite: Yeeeessssss!

Jugdish said...

they did open with a tough schedule so far, but they are not going to be good, especially with Berkman out

Beth said...

"The media is 27/7 converage now though..."

They're so invasive they added 3 hours to each day?

Steve said...

"They're so invasive they added 3 hours to each day?"


ha

El Padrino said...

someone cant handle alcohol

El Padrino said...

"Maybe because he is a trouble maker or something."

YS, C?

blue said...

rockies/mess bet?

blue said...

so what is scoonie penn doing these days

blue said...

guy at the bar this weekend was trying to pick up a chick by talking about Saved by the Bell...she did not go home with him.

El Padrino said...

"rockies/mess bet?"

i guess so

El Padrino said...

Phil won because he isn't a cheater thing...Are they sure he isn't?"


i'm not sold on it being about infidelity, i think phil gets the sympathy because of the cancer

El Padrino said...

like you say know one knows if he is a faithful husband or not, all they know is that he appears to be by his wifes side as she battles bres-a-sis cancer

and his mom dukes

El Padrino said...

tiger is a dickhead

regardless though

El Padrino said...

there will be no white flag upon my door

i'm in love, always will be

El Padrino said...

"Starbucks is planning a massive expansion in China, including thousands of stores over the next several years, according to the Wall Street Journal. Currently, Japan is Starbucks second biggest market."

i would add sbux to my long term portfolio if i had one

Steve said...

"she did not go home with him"

i bet she was a fan of "The New Class". slut.

blue said...

she liked the college years

blue said...

"rockies/mess bet?"

i guess so"


standard week?

Steve said...

well. I’ve mostly goofed off the last week and a half and now TPS has regrouped and is stronger then ever AND managed to spawn children that are advancing at an alarming rate.



i'm going in...

El Padrino said...

but serious kodpiece why does your boy always be bowing to other leaders?

WFT

El Padrino said...

"standard week?"

easy bronco, bout 3 days

El Padrino said...

"Porn mag for the blind launched..."

the grave of Ray Charles is smiling this morning

tem said...

"Maybe because he is a trouble maker or something."

YS, C?"


clearly he is one, but that doesn't stop him from being talked about here. Clarett is talked about a lot. Probably still welcome around town.

Holmes is not talked about and people don't seem to be warmed up to him. No clue why.

Actually it is the same with Michael Redd, he gets no love around here.

tem said...

"Porn mag for the blind launched..."


is it sculptures?

Jugdish said...

"The media is 27/7 converage now though..."



damn

Jugdish said...

you meant what i knew

Beth said...

Yeah, I didn't even bother to point out "converage".

Jugdish said...

i may be a lost cause at this point...i might have better luck tomorrow. i didn't do well yesterday

Jugdish said...

i have a case of the Lp's

El Padrino said...

I've affected you with the HDH virus.

tem said...

scoonie is playing in italy or greece or spain or something.

he is apparently awesome over there.

blue said...

I wish I was good enough to play basketball in greece

El Padrino said...

meiz

El Padrino said...

"I wish I was good enough to play basketball in greece"

i was a scab for about a month over there

/meiz

Jugdish said...

i was a scab for about a month over there, but they wouldn't play me

/meiz



fixed

Keef said...

"I wish I was good enough to play basketball in greece"


I'd fucking annihilate them

/LP

kod said...

guy at the bar this weekend was trying to pick up a chick by talking about Saved by the Bell

I tried hitting on a girl at the bar one night by telling her she looked like Lisa Turtle.

-I got a :: Lark Voohries :: and walked away

Jugdish said...

I tried hitting on a girl at the bar one night by telling her she looked like Lisa Turtle.

-I got a :: Lark Voohries :: and walked away


hilarity

Keef said...

milton bradley just needs to go away

Keef said...

Girl found alive, hiding in swamp

tem said...

boys hide in atticts, girls in swamps. go figure.

Meiz said...

"they did open with a tough schedule so far"


San Francisco?

blue said...

San Fran is tough

Keef said...

San Fran has the best record in beisbol

blue said...

they have kungfu panda

blue said...

san fran has played a week* schedule though too

tem said...

"San Fran has the best record in beisbol"

because they played the crappy astros

Meiz said...

The Giants are a bad team. Bad.

blue said...

the giants have the best pitching staff in the NL.

El Padrino said...

"Oprah Winfrey -- who built a billion-dollar empire persuading everyone from celebs to average Joes to reveal the truth about themselves -- is a big phony when it comes to her own past"

she's a lesbian

face

disgust me

tem said...

she's a big fat phony!

El Padrino said...

what happened to swine flu

fools

El Padrino said...

bootlegging in Pakistan

"The fancy prices government officials and feudal landlords are willing to pay for their favorite brand, Johnnie Walker Black Label, create profits that are handsome by Pakistani standards — $4,000 a year, or about seven times the average Pakistani salary."

El Padrino said...

kod jury still out but i read that the new twins park will yield less homers than metrodome

El Padrino said...

based on studies

science crap

El Padrino said...

speaking of the new park what's with the light wood colored walls and backdrop

is that like minnesota lumber or something?

ns

El Padrino said...

nevermind it's limestone

nice park

blue said...

it's FAAAAAAAAAAANTastic

El Padrino said...

draft bust Mike Williams is getting at least one more shot to make it in the NFL. He's trying out with the Seattle Seahawks at their minicamp this week, according to espn.com.

USC, Pete Carrol

duh

Meiz said...

"kod jury still out but i read that the new twins park will yield less homers than metrodome"



Ice is cold

El Padrino said...

live south park

El Padrino said...

nice, cant wait

El Padrino said...

MLB with nice work on streaming games

wasnt aitch bitching about this

Meiz said...

"wasnt aitch bitching about this"

no

El Padrino said...

whitlock crushing reilly

El Padrino said...

Manion specifically referred to an incident from 2009, also in Nevada. "Six months ago I was retained by a client of mine and a close friend to investigate allegations against Ben Roethlisberger in a Las Vegas nightclub that were absolutely identical to this Georgia girl's story," Manion said.


seems like big ben is a groper or a sexual deviant of some kind

blue said...

"whitlock crushing reilly"

did he sit on him?

El Padrino said...

A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. Let's play a game. I'll do absolutely anything you want for $300, so long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and, one at a time, lays three 100-dollar bills on the bar and says slowly, "Paint ... my ... house."

ha

El Padrino said...

this place is lively today

tem said...

heard that joke at least 9 years ago.

El Padrino said...

"A woman asked her grandmother how her grandfather had died. "He had a heart attack while we were making love one Sunday morning," Granny said. Horrified, the granddaughter told her that two people that old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh, no," said Granny. "Many years ago we realized that ringing church bells provided the perfect rhythm: in on the ding and out on the dong." She paused, wiped away a tear, and continued, "But then the ice-cream truck came along."

tem said...

i wish whitlock really crushed rielly and mariotti. those idiots are idiots.

tem said...

that's a new one to me...haha ice cream truck.

Meiz said...

We are officially out of material

El Padrino said...

Two guys, Jimmy and Johnny, stand at heaven's gate, waiting to be interviewed by Saint Peter.

Jimmy: "How did you get here?"

Johnny: "Hypothermia. You?"

Jimmy: "You won't believe it. I thought my wife was cheating on me, so I came home early one day, hoping to catch the guy. I accused her of being unfaithful and searched the entire house without any luck. Then, I felt so horrible about the whole thing that I had a massive heart attack."

Johnny: "Oh, man. If you'd only checked the walk-in freezer, we'd both be alive."

El Padrino said...

i wish whitlock really crushed rielly and mariotti. those idiots are idiots.

he did

El Padrino said...

One night a man rolls over in bed, giving his wife a big grin. She says, "Not tonight, honey. I have a gynecologist's appointment tomorrow. I want to stay fresh and clean." The man, feeling rejected, rolls over and tries to go to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls over again and asks his wife, "Do you have a dentist's appointment tomorrow?"

Meiz said...

I think I'm gonna start a Temdiet.

El Padrino said...

There's a bear and a rabbit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" And the rabbit goes, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

El Padrino said...

Two men are adrift in a lifeboat for days. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one of the men stumbles across an old lamp. When he touches it, a genie comes forth. This particular genie, however, states that she can deliver only one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought, one man blurts out, "Make the entire ocean into beer!" The genie claps her hands and the entire sea turns into brew. The other man looks disgustedly at the one who made the wish. After a long, tension-filled moment, he says, "Nice going! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat."

kod said...

Marriage should be illegal for men until age 35 and women until age 27. You could solve the majority of the world’s problems if we stopped (or even slowed) young people from marrying and reproducing.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

-I'd lower the ages a bit (30 seems good), but in general I agree. People getting married at 18, 19 is absurd; people change way too much in the late teens and most of their 20s.

kod said...

If I had gottten married before 26 or so, I'd be divorced by now, no doubt.

Meiz said...

I'm enjoying entering the point in my life where a bunch of people I know/knew are starting to get divorces. Lots of "I told you so's" getting tossed around.

I love being right about this shit.

Meiz said...

What are the salad guidelines on the Temdiet? I'm thinking I might end up doing either a Bluediet or some other form of a modified Temdiet.

Dressings? Chopped bacon? Shredded cheese? Cubed chicken?

kod said...

"A new malware scam is trying to dupe BitTorrent users into coughing up serious cash for illegally downloading copyrighted material.

The code displays a box with the message “Warning! Piracy detected!” and opens a web page purportedly run by a Swiss company “committed to promoting the cultural and economic benefits of copyright.”

The fake company, the ICCP Foundation, also claims to be backed by the Recording Industry Association of America, the Motion Picture Association of America and others. “It appears to scan the user’s hard drive for .torrent files and displays these as ’evidence’ of an earlier infringement,” wrote TorrentFreak, which first disclosed the malware."

-just a heads up in case any of you encounter this scam.

kod said...

"History has a way sometimes of letting myths get in the way of what really happened," Selig said. "Never -- and I can say this unequivocally -- did the Pohlad family ever waver about wanting to keep the Twins here."

-fucking Selig, it's like the whole contraction plan, and having to get a local Court issue an injunction to keep Polad and Selig from killing the Twins never happened.

El Padrino said...

"What are the salad guidelines on the Temdiet? I'm thinking I might end up doing either a Bluediet or some other form of a modified Temdiet."

you should try my lifestyle

kod said...

"Despite all the complaints -- and they were legion -- the Metrodome provided one of the great home-field advantages in baseball history. The Twins famously won all eight World Series games there, each played in eardrum-bursting crowd noise that would make AC/DC beg for mercy."

-not in the last decade; I think division realignment and interleague play took a lot of that away. Twins home winning percentage is pretty much exactly average with all of MLB since 1982, and we haven't won a home playoff game since 2002 or something.

El Padrino said...

"I love being right about this shit."

this doesnt put you in a good light btw

Meiz said...

"you should try my lifestyle"


Sorry, I'm poor.

El Padrino said...

the baggie dome was deafening

El Padrino said...

whether they won or not i dont care, shit was straight up noisy

Meiz said...

"this doesnt put you in a good light btw"


You're under the impression that I care?


Good luck on the divorce.

El Padrino said...

"Sorry, I'm poor."

ys, c?

i rarely go out to eat

ns

Meiz said...

"i rarely go out to eat

ns"


This is irrelevant

kod said...

whether they won or not i dont care, shit was straight up noisy

-yeah, that's the truth; my ears would ring for hours after the games I attended ended (ns)

El Padrino said...

so i dont know what yout talking about then, the food i eat is cheap and easy to cook/prepare

Keef said...

"The Giants are a bad team. Bad."

They'll be closer to the playoffs than the Breer's*

ns

Meiz said...

"so i dont know what yout talking about then, the food i eat is cheap and easy to cook/prepare"


It isn't cheap enough

Meiz said...

83% of my monthly pay goes to bills, and only bills.

Meiz said...

"They'll be closer to the playoffs than the Breer's*

ns"


Probably true. The west is awful.

tem said...

"What are the salad guidelines on the Temdiet? I'm thinking I might end up doing either a Bluediet or some other form of a modified Temdiet.

Dressings? Chopped bacon? Shredded cheese? Cubed chicken?"

temdiet would be fine with all of those, except tem doesn't eat salad dressing. try not to use a ton of dressing, or at least use a light one.

Steve said...

Jerry Rice to try his hand at pro golf

Meiz said...

"temdiet would be fine with all of those, except tem doesn't eat salad dressing. try not to use a ton of dressing, or at least use a light one."


Noted.

Problem is, I only really like heavy dressings. Gonna have to expand my horizons.

tem said...

tem just started another temdiet. i need to lose weight. too fat.

today was a salad and a diet coke from krogers. Cost $2.40.

tem said...

i don't know much about dressings because i don't eat them, but a low carb one or better yet no carb one if possible would be good.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Problem is, I only really like heavy dressings. Gonna have to expand my horizons."

well, youre thinking about going on a diet, who cares what you really like, of course youre gonna have to expand your horizons

Keef said...

"so i dont know what yout talking about then, the food i eat is cheap and easy to cook/prepare"

It's the 7 nights of drinking that gets expensive

Keef said...

"Problem is, I only really like heavy dressings. "


On a related note, your* overweight

blue said...

"i really like to wear dresses"


*fized

tem said...

he is not an alcoholic

Spaceman Spiff said...

grizzlies coach hitting the ball back into the stands was hilarity

Jugdish said...

"they did open with a tough schedule so far"


San Francisco?


san fran might not be the best team in baseball, but the stros have a bad offense and they have faced some tough pitching. they have faced lincecum, cain, halladay, and wainwright already. plus philly and st. louis are good teams.

Keef said...

san fran might not be the best team in baseball, but the stros have a bad offense and they have faced some tough pitching. they have faced lincecum, cain, halladay, and wainwright already. plus san fran, philly and st. louis are good teams.


*fized

Jugdish said...

i don't know much about dressings because i don't eat them, but a low carb one or better yet no carb one if possible would be good.


jug is a fan of honey mustard, and i found a spray dressing that i don't mind too much and its low cal. i use it on sandwhiches* and salads

El Padrino said...

sausage and peppers for lunch

DET

Jugdish said...

*fized


good fiz

El Padrino said...

cost about $4 to make

El Padrino said...

salad dressing is disgusting and fattening

try lil olive earl, salt pepper and some lemon

or the basic oil and balsamic

Jugdish said...

ill piss on your salad mize...also low cal

Keef said...

"salad dressing is disgusting and fattening"


Except when it's nonfat

Keef said...

then it's just disgusting

Keef said...

I droppt* 2 bottles of Jager this morning. That cleans up real easy

Jugdish said...

I droppt* 2 bottles of Jager this morning.


bastard!

Keef said...

"bastard!"


yeah that was a bad party foul

Keef said...

all the walmart whiskey tango was like "OMG where's my straw at?"

Jugdish said...

all the walmart whiskey tango was like "OMG where's my straw at?"



idiots...its got to be chilled

Keef said...

when you can't afford Jager, you'd probably drink it however you can get it

Meiz said...

"try lil olive earl, salt pepper and some lemon

or the basic oil and balsamic"


So, salad dressing. Got it.

tem said...

walmart sells jager?

Jugdish said...

walmart sells jager?


not the ones in TX

Keef said...

"walmart sells jager?"

Yeah most of the walmarts here sell wine & liquor

El Padrino said...

"So, salad dressing. Got it."

what's your deal

i obviosuly mean bottled crap produced by the dirty corporate food conglomerates

Keef said...

balsamic is bottled dressing

Jugdish said...

Pujols has 5 HR, 14 RBI's and 4 walks

The Astros have 2 HR, 12 RBI 's and 6 walks

Keef said...

How many RBI's do the Breer's have?

Jugdish said...

ill defer to mize on that one

tem said...

the astros should have signed pooholes

Keef said...

"ill defer to mize on that one"

Do they have RBI's in condo's?

El Padrino said...

"balsamic is bottled dressing"

do it at home you can make it how you like it

Jugdish said...

do it at home you can make it how you like it


i don't want to deal with that shit

El Padrino said...

St. Vincent's Fires 3,500 Employes

thanks obama!

Jugdish said...

same thing happened at St. Elmo's Fires




s

Jugdish said...

wall

El Padrino said...

"Throughout the park there will be hammocks, winding paths, woods, "strong-smelling plants,"

ciga-weed?

El Padrino said...

this is fun

isiah thompson said...

I love being right about this shit.


not sure you'd like it if they played the "all's fair" game

isiah thompson said...

I have to train some straight up morons on how to do my yob*.


this sucks

isiah thompson said...

man, j-whit crushed them bamas

isiah thompson said...

big ben has a heeeeeuge* domepiece

isiah thompson said...

27/7


ymsoab!

El Padrino said...

"I have to train some straight up morons on how to do my yob*.


this sucks"

por que

isiah thompson said...

I got a new yob* (temporary)

isiah thompson said...

I got a "wait, what did you do there"

zeke: "I just opened the file"

Meiz said...

"not sure you'd like it if they played the "all's fair" game"


I'm pretty much numb to that.

Keef said...

"I got a "wait, what did you do there"

zeke: "I just opened the file""


Try working with the shit I have to deal with

/mize

Meiz said...

I got a "wait, what did you do there"

zeke: "I just opened the file"

dummy: How do you do that?

Keef said...

"I'm pretty much numb to that."


of course

isiah thompson said...

I'm pretty much numb to that."


twss

Meiz said...

Today is Al Green's birthday

Keef said...

West Virginia University officials confirmed on Tuesday that NCAA investigators have recently interviewed university officials about potential rules violations involving the Mountaineers' football program.
West Virginia officials wouldn't comment on the specifics of the allegations, but a source close to the situation said the allegations center on former Mountaineers coach and current Michigan coach Rich Rodriguez.

Keef said...

Jamba Juice BOGO

Keef said...

jesus

El Padrino said...

"Today is Al Green's birthday"

that's why today is so smooth

Steve said...

"Today is Al Green's birthday"


i thought the birds sounded a little chirpier this morning. also explains why my internet has been so good today.

kod said...

"A Pittsburgh company that markets food products endorsed by local sports stars has ended its beef jerky sponsorship deal with Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger. The same company markets a breakfast cereal endorsed by Steelers receiver Hines Ward "

-maybe just stay away from the Steelers for a bit

Spaceman Spiff said...

another royals bullpen gem

El Padrino said...

all 54 pics are great

isiah thompson said...

Kasey Kahne, the hottest potential free agent in NASCAR entering the season, has signed a multi-year agreement to join Hendrick Motorsports in 2011, multiple sources close to negotiations confirmed to ESPN.com Tuesday.



dammmmmmmn smokey!

isiah thompson said...

on his radio show yesterday TC said Oprah has always been "fabulously attractive"


::vomit::

kod said...

"Turns out that recent polling has shown that Wall Street bankers are almost as unpopular with Tea Party types as President Obama.

A recent Bloomberg poll found that while self-identified Tea Party supporters generally oppose "big government" they are more than happy to look to government to rein in Wall Street. What's more, almost half said that the government should do something about executive bonuses."

-I love a good wedge issue

Meiz said...

What ever happened to the NSFW tag?

isiah thompson said...

What ever happened to the NSFW tag?



does anyone remember laughter?

kod said...

What ever happened to the NSFW tag?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I had to stop clicking on links in here that aren't obviously safe by what shows up on the bottom bar

El Padrino said...

it's SFW for me

El Padrino said...

"What ever happened to the NSFW tag?"

easy badger, bossman is in the shitter

El Padrino said...

Cerrato joins ESPN draft team

hilarity

JFreak said...

"Kasey Kahne, the hottest potential free agent in NASCAR entering the season, has signed a multi-year agreement to join Hendrick Motorsports in 2011, multiple sources close to negotiations confirmed to ESPN.com Tuesday.



dammmmmmmn smokey!"

This mean Mark is finally done?

JFreak said...

Also: That means Hendrick will have the two most underachieving drivers in NASCAR.

Kahne and Junior are terrible.

isiah thompson said...

The prevailing thought is Kahne will occupy the No. 5 car currently driven by Mark Martin, sources said. Martin signed a contract extension last year through the 2011 season.


must be because they can't roll out 5 cars

Steve said...

"Turns out that recent polling has shown that Wall Street bankers are almost as unpopular with Tea Party types as President Obama"

that's funny. they can't decide who they hate more. rich people or the black guy.

JFreak said...

They could just send kahne to stewart haas for a year. For all intents and purposes that's hendrick, too.

El Padrino said...

i grew up in a small town....

sfw fags

El Padrino said...

"that's funny. they can't decide who they hate more. rich people or the black guy."

black guy for sure

/blue

Steve said...

a hot chick and some other kinda thing

El Padrino said...

As you enter Monowi, the sign tells you that the population is two, but that number was cut in half when Eiler’s husband, Rudy, died of cancer in 2004.

tem said...

"I had to stop clicking on links in here that aren't obviously safe by what shows up on the bottom bar"

i rarely click on links while at work.

tem said...

"This mean Mark is finally done?"

mark's contract runs through 2011. i doubt he is done. one of them will drive for stewart haas in 2011.

tem said...

ah, nevermind, that was covered.

kod said...

weird when MLB teams have days off in the middle of a series. Usually only seems to happen at the beginning of the season.

-that's got to kind of suck for the visiting team I would think

kod said...

and although I love the Twin Cities area, I'm sure Red Sox players have about a million things they'd rather do then spend a day mulling around Minneapolis in April

tem said...

maybe they like the break from being in boston.

El Padrino said...

"and although I love the Twin Cities area, I'm sure Red Sox players have about a million things they'd rather do then spend a day mulling around Minneapolis in April"

minny/st paul area >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
boston area

El Padrino said...

let's at least push this to newer before 5

JFreak said...

anthony sucks.

El Padrino said...

matsui is loved

El Padrino said...

the name or you know someone

El Padrino said...

block

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