Friday, April 23, 2010

Hungover

I really should have drank less. The draft was awesome. The Broncos ARE awesome. The Jags get an F for the Raider pick where no one, still, even knows who that is. The niners are nuts. 2nd round is gonna get gooder. I'm so late right now. I just want to sleep it off. Really Buffalo? Really? Spiller? Dez to Dallas. Clausen must be pissed.

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tem said...

good post freak

tem said...

"I think Tem deleted my comment on his fb status

weird"

negative

tem said...

also aldo over faber

tem said...

cerrone over henderson.

don't know the other fighters really at all.

heard of gamburyan or however it is spelt

tem said...

congrats zeke on the job offer

tem said...

saw this on FB, figure zeke and LP would like it.

" Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses & camels, & I will lead you to the promised land." Then about 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, & light up a Camel, this is the promised land." Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels & bankrupted the promised land."

tem said...

hmm i better go to work

tem said...

mini tem run over whilst i drive to work

blueshamed said...

fuck

blueshamed said...

zeke put it best.

mcdaniels ran off a pro-bowl (overrated though) QB, a pro-bowl WR, and replaces them with shit like this...are you kidding me.

El Padrino said...

nice mini run

El Padrino said...

blue all part of the scheme you saw what he did with brady

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blueshamed said...

the dumbshit thing about that move is that he won't be around when Tebow is ready to start in the league.

blueshamed said...

The way you grade a draft, is the team better today than it was at this time yesterday...and I can honestly say "NO".

F on the report card

blueshamed said...

mcdaniels thinks he's too fucking smart.

you're not smarter than everyone else...there's a reason nobody was excited to take Tebow in the first round...there's a reason nobody was drafting the dude from GA tech over dez bryant..

the reason is that they value their jobs.

blueshamed said...

so you pick a guy to play WR from a team that runs the wishbone exclusively....that always works out well.

El Padrino said...

YEAH THE WR PICK WAS MIND BOTTLING

El Padrino said...

i'm happy with your kodrant blue

tem said...

brady quinn is not happy about the tebow pick

tem said...

but nobody cares what brady quinn is happy about

blueshamed said...

Quinn is under contract longer than Orton.

orton isn't even technically under contract right now

blueshamed said...

using your 1st round pick on a fullback is never a good idea

blueshamed said...

well, when mcdaniels gets fired in 2 years maybe the broncos can hire Urban Meyer

tem said...

at least the broncos will definitely have the most plastic wristbands of any team.

blueshamed said...

they really drafted him so they could push the anti-abortion legislation in Colorado this fall.

El Padrino said...

hilarity

blueshamed said...

i keep trying to think that well maybe he'll be good...

and then i get pissed because it isn't going to happen.

tem said...

i actually like the WR pick, if they would have done it about 10 picks later.

blueshamed said...

blue: "broncos run a lot of shotgun, and they run a version of the spread offense that they run at Florida, might not be a bad transition"

blue: "he had to play against a lot of tough defenses in the SEC, so it shouldn't be a tough transition"

blue: "you're fucking kidding yourself"

tem said...

browns fans were pissed at their pick.

they all secretly wanted the browns to pick clausen.

that way they could make "the next couch" jokes.

now they picked someone the average browns fans know nothing about. so they can only generically bitch.

"wtf this guy is too short"
"wtf another florida guy, he'll freeze up here"

El Padrino said...

i actually like the WR pick, if they would have done it about 10 picks later.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

haden went a little early but is solid, i know the browns were pissed Berry was gone

tem said...

blue: "the jump pass is the next big thing at the goal line in the NFL"

tem said...

"i know the browns were pissed Berry was gone"

that's what i tolt the browns fans.

El Padrino said...

buffaro is ratarded

tem said...

i don't like that the 2nd round starts at 6pm.

i won't be home then. unless i leave work early.

i should leave work early. i'll tell my boss i gotta see if i get drafted

tem said...

chick at mccoys house for espn >>>> EA


there i said it

El Padrino said...

i'm a hot mess right now

got a gatorade, a vitamin water, a regular water and steaming hot tee*

a bagel and some pretzels

kod said...

The way you grade a draft, is the team better today than it was at this time yesterday...and I can honestly say "NO".

-wow, that's a lenient grading system. It's hard not to improve your team when you get to pick several players out of a big pool without losing anyone.

-that being said; Denver failed under any grading system IMO

kod said...

negative

apologies then for the accusation; not sure why it disappeared

blueshamed said...

how else would you grade a draft?

El Padrino said...

with a red pen

blueshamed said...

didn't claussen get punched by one of his teammates?

and some dude at a restaurant

pussy

blueshamed said...

blue: "maybe they can use him in the wildcat"

blue: "maybe he'll help on 3rd and short, they can run that jump pass or something"

blue: "look at that Ubaldo pitched another shut-out"

tem said...

"apologies then for the accusation; not sure why it disappeared"

me either. don't know what happened.

tem said...

haha, now i went back to my page and it is there.

El Padrino said...

last night

cmep: are you drunk?

me: no why

cmep: because your standing in the middle of the kitchen naked

me: where's the water

cmep: (stank face voise*)
in the fucking fridge

me: thanks babe (attempt to feel ass)

cmep: dont touch me

tem said...

you must have been beyinb ease3d

Steve said...

i get the feeling, and it's just a shot in the dark, but maybe Blue isn't happy with the Bronco's decision making.

kod said...

how else would you grade a draft?

accurately, you really can't; at least not the day after.

But since everyone does anyway....you guess

El Padrino said...

kod is making sense

show him the door

El Padrino said...

"you must have been beyinb ease3d"

just was thirsty

tem said...

cmeps version on FB is funnier

Steve said...

"cmeps version on FB is funnier"


post it here

blueshamed said...

LP tried to roethisthsibueger cmep last night

tem said...

she doesn't like it when we post her FB stuff here.

blueshamed said...

blue: "maybe tebow can help out on special teams"

blueshamed said...

from last night's twitter

@cmep: LP is out watching the draft. I hope he doesn't come home drunk and stand in the middle of the kitchen naked again.

blueshamed said...

this morning twitter

@cmep: he did it again

El Padrino said...

"A former Gucci salesman at the 5th Avenue flagship store has filed a $5MM lawsuit saying he was discriminated against because he's straight. Adolfo Mendez says his manager at the store, Michael Daly, crept up behind him and gave him a shoulder-to-ass massage, reports the Daily News. Mendez claims he froze the first time it happened, but upon the second he told Daly, "Look, I really don't appreciate this. You touched me. I don't think it's professional." Allegedly Daly was stunned and gave him a "how dare you" look."


gay happens

Spaceman Spiff said...

petey kings tweets were funny last night, they were all wrong and someone would tweet the correct thing 5 seconds earlier than him

El Padrino said...

A Long Island 12-year-old saved her best friend's life when she performed the Heimlich maneuver—which she recalled from an episode of Spongebob Squarepants. Miriam Starobin told the Post, "It was like a flash right in my eyes. I saw in my head Squidward with his clarinet lodged in his throat and then SpongeBob does the Heimlich maneuver and the clarinet comes flying out of his mouth."


who said spongebob is bad for the kids

Spaceman Spiff said...

smooooooooooooooak

too bad i cant play him in the keeper, fucking freak

El Padrino said...

my twitter broked, still broked now

Spaceman Spiff said...

mcshay went A2M on kiper, re: clausen

Todd Packer said...

"mcshay went A2M on kiper, re: clausen"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i keep trying to think that well maybe he'll be good...

and then i get pissed because it isn't going to happen."

tim mills disagrees

Todd Packer said...

good tebow woe, blue

Spaceman Spiff said...

okc crowd was great last night, fuckers

blueshamed said...

the apartment we're living in while our house is being built is right next the Broncos Training complex, and a lot of the shitty broncos live there.

text this morning from cmblue: "do you think Tebow is going to live in our apartments?"

Spaceman Spiff said...

cmblue wants some fresh eye candy

El Padrino said...

"mcshay went A2M on kiper, re: clausen"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

yup

Todd Packer said...

"do you think Tebow is going to live in our apartments?"

blue and tesus are getting an apartment together?

Todd Packer said...

good win for the mess last night, ep

Steve said...

"text this morning from cmblue: "do you think Tebow is going to live in our apartments?"

damn, not only did the Broncos waste a pick on him but now he is stealing the attention of your wife.


this guy has gotz to go!

Todd Packer said...

"congrats zeke on the job offer"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Spaceman Spiff said...

but it was SFW goddman it

-- A senior attorney at the SEC's Washington headquarters spent up to eight hours a day looking at and downloading pornography. When he ran out of hard drive space, he burned the files to CDs or DVDs, which he kept in boxes around his office.

-- An accountant was blocked more than 16,000 times in a month from visiting websites classified as "Sex" or "Pornography." Yet he still managed to amass a collection of "very graphic" material on his hard drive by using Google images to bypass the SEC's internal filter, according to an earlier report from the inspector general. The accountant refused to testify in his defense, and received a 14-day suspension.

El Padrino said...

blue

El Padrino said...

"good win for the mess last night, ep"

yea, shoulda bet freak

El Padrino said...

maybe the whore wants to bet

Todd Packer said...

"blue"

god bless

Todd Packer said...

"maybe the whore wants to bet"

"whore" is a bit harsh

El Padrino said...

that's alot of porn surfing

El Padrino said...

"whore" is a bit harsh

she likes when i talk dirty about her

Steve said...

"she likes when i talk dirty about her"

no doubt. i've never met a woman that didn't enjoy being called a whore.













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tem said...

in the right situation they all like it

Steve said...

i hate when you see an interesting headline and it ends up being a video.

Steve said...

"A Missouri man who won a $258 million Powerball jackpot says he hasn't decided yet if he'll quit his job at the convenience store where he bought the winning ticket."


yea, right dude.

blueshamed said...

a lot of pussy talk already on the smackoff

Keef said...

goddman spoilers

blueshamed said...

c is for suspension

El Padrino said...

"and I think your boy got a new full time yob* offer today"

suite zeke, good luck

El Padrino said...

you know you could have just gone unemployed for 29 months though

El Padrino said...

zeke you were awesome when tebow was drafted

well done sir

El Padrino said...

free pizza for lunch, DET

it's like god wanted me to be hungover because he had a plan to fix it with free pizza

El Padrino said...

ubertwitter is garbage

Keef said...

LP is "Oh, man, I was so drunk last night and I'm so hungover today" guy

El Padrino said...

pierre paul was the dude from youtube doing the backflips before a bowl game a year ago

good to know

El Padrino said...

LP is "Oh, man, I was so drunk last night and I'm so hungover today" guy

i'm just conversating

El Padrino said...

backflip vid

Keef said...

Dez Bryant gonna wear Mike Irvin's #

El Padrino said...

spiff tebow BF with same shirt joke was hilarious

i made the same joke last night

El Padrino said...

it doesnt sound like the rams will make the 33rd pick, lots of offers

El Padrino said...

"President Obama is criticizing a controversial new immigration bill in Arizona, saying today it threatens to "undermine basic notions of fairness."

stfu it's state legislature, you can't be fucking with EVERYTHING dude

blueshamed said...

lotta talk today about how come they had so many Broncos hats at Tebow's house.

right after he was drafted everyone in the room was wearing a broncos hat.


sounds like somebody was tolt he was getting picked by the broncos.

El Padrino said...

so did EA stay over the Claussens and gave Jimmy some sympathy pussy?

i'd like to think so

El Padrino said...

"sounds like somebody was tolt he was getting picked by the broncos."

how did dez get cowboys hats?

i think the hats are all there already from each team that is slotted in their area

Steve said...

pickels are awesome. i should eat more pickels.

El Padrino said...

he couldnt have had any idea, no one did, dude traded for quinn like a month ago

El Padrino said...

pickels is HOF HDH

nice steve

Meiz said...

My buddy's girlfriend paid my bar tab last night. That was a pleasant surprise.

Steve said...

"My buddy's girlfriend paid my bar tab last night. That was a pleasant surprise."

nothing sexier than a woman buying you beer.

Meiz said...

I do not want to be at work today.

Steve said...

"pickels is HOF HDH"

that's how a say it in real life.

El Padrino said...

me too

El Padrino said...

ryan matthews pick was sort of ridiculous

Meiz said...

Pickles are delicious

Meiz said...

We had a good laugh last night about exfemmize's OWI last night.

Steve said...

Here ya go EP


"The SEC says Goldman duped a German bank (Deutsche). But John Carney uncovers documents that suggest these alleged victims of the scheme should have known what they were getting."

blueshamed said...

Tebow said today that after his meeting with the Broncos he thought they'd pick him in the 1st round.

he said a few days ago that a team had told him they were going to pick him, but wouldn't say which team.

I think McDaniels tolt him, we're going to do everything we can to pick you.

El Padrino said...

"The SEC says Goldman duped a German bank (Deutsche). But John Carney uncovers documents that suggest these alleged victims of the scheme should have known what they were getting."

not us buddy, there are 20 or so banks with that name in it

Steve said...

50 Beers to try before you die

Meiz said...

"50 Beers to try before you die"


I can't trust a list that doesn't have Miller Lite on it.

Steve said...

"Archie Comics has announced that it will be introducing its first openly-gay character when Kevin Keller joins the cast of the comic books in an issue to be published this fall."

i didn't know Archie was still in circulation.

Steve said...

"I can't trust a list that doesn't have Miller Lite on it."

you've already tried Miller Lite

tem said...

did jughead die recently? in the comic. or archie and his chick broke up or something.

El Padrino said...

good link, i've had 6 of those 50

tem said...

also, i too wondered why tebow had so many broncos hats laying around.

El Padrino said...

jug is alive and well
just busy and avoiding bridges

blueshamed said...

i could understand having a hat for each team...a hat...but tebow had a plethora of hats

El Padrino said...

i assume it's a bag of 10 hats or so or box

tem said...

yeah, but he didn't have 10 hats for each team sitting around did he?

blueshamed said...

although good chance the NFL supplies the hats to the guys that are going to be on TV and sends them a box for each team...and then asks for the ones back that weren't used.

El Padrino said...

i would guess he would have 6 or 7 team hats laying around

i mean how did dallas know dez would drop and they traded up to get him, he had a hat

mcdanny couldnt be 100% sure teboner would be where he took him

tem said...

is anyone from tOSU going to get drafted?

El Padrino said...

although good chance the NFL supplies the hats to the guys that are going to be on TV and sends them a box for each team...and then asks for the ones back that weren't used.

this^

El Padrino said...

"is anyone from tOSU going to get drafted?"

Big 12 was all up in the 1st round

tem said...

i like blueshamed's thoughts.

Spaceman Spiff said...

ive tried 1 of those beers

tem said...

spiff, your assignment for today is to find more pics of the chick that was at McCoys place doing the same thing EA was doing at Clausen's.

tem said...

"ive tried 1 of those beers"

2 for me

tem said...

i had heard of like 15 of them.

the rest got ::beer stare:: from me

tem said...

"Peter King said the biggest reach of the first round was the Jags taking Tyson Alualu. Do you agree?"


really sp, really?

no shit.

Keef said...

Jay Mohr's smackoff call was alright

El Padrino said...

this leitch guy is such a cocksucker, fuck deadspin

Keef said...

"spiff, your assignment for today is to find more pics of the chick that was at McCoys place doing the same thing EA was doing at Clausen's."


It was Lucy Pinder

/keef

Spaceman Spiff said...

per tem;s request

pic

another

'nother

some pics at bottom

blueshamed said...

she has a fucked up nose

Steve said...

"chick at mccoys house for espn >>>> EA"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

blueshamed said...

i'd still take EA over that chick

tem said...

"she has a fucked up nose"

negative

Steve said...

"i'd still take EA over that chick"

not sure about that

Steve said...

daaaaaaammmmn

tem said...

good work spiff.

you are a hero

El Padrino said...

nice body

her face is suspect

Keef said...

your face is suspect

Keef said...

"nice body

her face is suspect"



You could also be talking about EA

El Padrino said...

Bengals sign Mike Nugent

CHAMPS!

Keef said...

They need more Buckeyes

Keef said...

LP's blog has moved to the creepy genre

tem said...

"nice body

her face is suspect"

annihilate you

Meiz said...

I find it very difficult to get out of bed in the morning

tem said...

me too.

but then cgtif kicks me

Keef said...

"I find it very difficult to get out of bed in the morning"

Is that because the bed touches the wall on all 4 sides?

Keef said...

cgtif is moving towards femtem territory

Todd Packer said...

"LP's blog has moved to the creepy genre"

ep has pizza chills

Meiz said...

"Is that because the bed touches the wall on all 4 sides?"


I think mold might be the issue

tem said...

"cgtif is moving towards femtem territory"


yeah she is creeping towards that

Todd Packer said...

i forgot about the smackoff... only heard the last caller... how were the other callers?

Keef said...

"i forgot about the smackoff... only heard the last caller... how were the other callers?"

They've been alright so far. I'm an hour behind so I haven't heard many of them. The dude from Tampa got the buzzer

Keef said...

"I think mold might be the issue"


What makes you think that?

Todd Packer said...

" I'm an hour behind "

i might go kod spoiler on it then

s

Keef said...

LP
Where's your round 2 & 3 mock draft?

El Padrino said...

"but then cgtif kicks me"

congrats

El Padrino said...

"LP
Where's your round 2 & 3 mock draft?"

your face is going 33rd

Keef said...

suite

El Padrino said...

that's a buzy day

Meiz said...

"What makes you think that?"


I felt the same way at the other place I had that had a mold problem. I feel tired and lethargic as soon as I get home. Not good.

Todd Packer said...

"I feel tired and lethargic as soon as I get home"

that's the vodker* and smokes talking

El Padrino said...

mold is in your head

mold has you shook

tem said...

" I feel tired and lethargic as soon as I get home. Not good."

thyroid /lp

El Padrino said...

is your neck meant swollen?

Todd Packer said...

"neck meant"

nice

Spaceman Spiff said...

"You sucked in Florida"

of course, TP gets sucked everytime

Todd Packer said...

"TP gets sucked everytime"

good point, spiff

Steve said...

"that's the vodker* and smokes talking"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Meiz said...

No, I'm fairly certain its the mold

blueshamed said...

i left before the end of the smackoff...who won

blueshamed said...

why do you keep moving to moldy places

Steve said...

Google Toolbar.

Please Die

Steve said...

"why do you keep moving to moldy places"


maybe they're only moldy after he moves. it's called soap and water, meiz.

Meiz said...

and maybe the alcoholism

Meiz said...

"why do you keep moving to moldy places"


$$$

Meiz said...

They don't exactly tell you the apartment has mold in it.

blueshamed said...

throw out your bread more often then.

El Padrino said...

you should ask

El Padrino said...

call extreme home makeover

Keef said...

"I felt the same way at the other place I had that had a mold problem. I feel tired and lethargic as soon as I get home. Not good."


Smoking
Drinking
Eating like shit
Woeing

tem said...

use one of those blacklight mold finder things

tem said...

just up and sue for mold

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