Friday, April 09, 2010

Go Kart Bombers

Colgate or Crest? Or whatever is on sale. That's how I roll. If you guys care The Masters is on this weekend. Some people said it started yesterday. Fred Funk is winning after 18 holes. Terry Funk was the hardcore king. Irish Spring or Lever 2000? Or whatever is on sale? I prefer Lever 2000 as it smells fresh and deoderizes the body. I'm a little drunk and I need you now. Butler paid their 19 year old coach for winning alot. Orange* cha glad I dont yap about NY sports much in my posts. I mean the media covers it enough I'm sure y'all* is tired of it. Next week I mock draft then we do the bet where youz don't think I'll get 6 or 7 or whatever number right and I'll win again. I win that bet every year. Then the week after I'm going to live blog it or a diary. So you win either way. "Muslim woman strangled by her burkha in freak go-kart accident"...ya know I never understood why they continue to wear that stuff whilst living in America. I know it's a religious thing but give it a break. Didn't you move to this country for certain freedoms? And since when do Muslims ride Go Karts? Was this a terrorist plot being hashed out? You are going to bomb our Go Kart infrastructures? Damn you Jihadists! From the SHOCKER dept. Chipper Jones is hurt. Really all the sports news is centered around the Golf Tournament going on in Beth's sex lair so that's why I'm rambling about toohpaste and soap. Also it's raining and I don't want to go to work. So I'm stalling. Again, you win. I'm gonna wear my sunglasses in the rain today. Just to fuck shit up. Stick deoderant or spray deoderant? My kid can open and close doors now. So precarious and full of wonderment. So I bolted the door. No kid of mine is disappearing in the night. Even if I live in NY and am considered a bad parent. Aitch seriously dude. Beer me. So I guess I have to ask, after seeing Tiger perform fairly well you guys think he'll win? I'm gonna regret asking that question. You think if Lou Pinella or Joe Girardi or Terry Francona or even Jerry Manuel snorted coke that the story would just go away? Arlington, TX has it's advantages I guess. Vernon Wells is your MVP thus far. Let that marinate. Piece.

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tem said...

not going to work today.

face.

tem said...

also:

aquafresh
niether, dial body wash
stick

Jugdish said...

not going to work today.


GFY...wadr

Jugdish said...

aquafresh
niether, dial body wash
stick



whatever is on sale
irish spring
stick

El Padrino said...

body wash?

the fuck

El Padrino said...

you got a loofah too?

El Padrino said...

being lonely has really fucked tem up

El Padrino said...

for the record

whatever is on sale
lever 2000
stick (gel)

El Padrino said...

not going to work today.


GFY...wadr

^^^

and zeke GFY asswell, wadr

El Padrino said...

right now i'm rocking AIM

shit was 69 cents

DET

tem said...

"body wash?

the fuck"

works as shampoo too. good when you don't have any hair.

El Padrino said...

the more i let it marinate the more stupid i think obama is for reducing our nuclear arms and signing a pact with russia, a country that we should always be wary of and a country that supplies money and weapons to our enemies

El Padrino said...

as far as national defense goes you should keep all your options open

Jugdish said...

right now i'm rocking AIM


^^^^

kod said...

crest
Dove (soap, not chocolate)
roll on anti-perspirant + spray on deodorant

Keef said...

"I never understood why they continue to wear that stuff whilst living in America. I know it's a religious thing but give it a break. Didn't you move to this country for certain freedoms?"


RA, R?

Steve said...

"the more i let it marinate the more stupid I think Obama is for reducing our nuclear arms and signing a pact with Russia, a country that we should always be wary of and a country that supplies money and weapons to our enemies"

keep thinking about it. [ns]

1) This is not the first nuke treaty we've signed with Russia, been going on for a while. (started in the early 60s)

2) A large nuclear arsenal say 20k nukes is not going to be any better of a deterrent for other countries than a smaller one will be. We currently have about 10-15k nukes, it would only take a few dozen to wipe out Europe or Asia.

3) Terrorist couldn't care less how many nukes we have. If they have the chance to drop one off in DT San Francisco...they will.

Steve said...

"I know it's a religious thing but give it a break"

didn't you just get done fasting for weeks due to a "religious thing"? and didn't you walk around with dirt on your forehead?

Keef said...

padrinoan logic

kod said...

"As a pitching staff, it's certainly encouraging to know that we're going to score runs," winning pitcher Kevin Slowey said. "I certainly don't envy guys who have to throw against our lineup."

-I'm really excited to see how the season plays out. This is the best offensive lineup the Twins have had in my lifetime, IMO (finally topped 91). I still don't trust the pitching though; no true ace, no established closer

kod said...

didn't you just get done fasting for weeks due to a "religious thing"? and didn't you walk around with dirt on your forehead?


oooh, Steve got you on that one

Keef said...

jinx

kod said...

"Vexed that some 30% of driver candidates flunk its traditional training, United Parcel Service Inc. (UPS) is moving beyond the classroom to ready its rookies for the road.

In the place of books and lectures are videogames, a contraption that simulates walking on ice and an obstacle course around an artificial village.

Based on results so far, the world's largest package-delivery company is convinced that 20-somethings -- the bulk of UPS driver recruits -- respond best to high-tech instruction and a chance to hone skills."

-was this mentioned in the UPS conversation yesterday? If so, apologizes for the kodfast

wHeasel said...

"works as shampoo too. good when you don't have any hair."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

kod said...

jinx

for sure; judging by my track record here, the Twins will finish more than 10 games below 500

blue said...

do they have a fishing game in their simulation


/meiz

blue said...

crest
aveeno body wash
whatever's cheapest

blue said...

i don't give a shit if my armpits stink, i can't smell them

blue said...

take that AXE

blue said...

i don't think of the twins as having a stellar lineup

but i don't follow them so i'm probably wrong

just like most people wouldn't look at the rockies lineup and think it was stacked...they'd be wrong, but they might not think it.

wHeasel said...

I'm just about ready to call it a day

kod said...

i don't think of the twins as having a stellar lineup

you will by July (ns)

El Padrino said...

"didn't you just get done fasting for weeks due to a "religious thing"? and didn't you walk around with dirt on your forehead?


oooh, Steve got you on that one"

that's different
first i didnt fast
second that's one day

these people are covered from head to toe in blankets, just seems unecessary, if i didnt get ashes that day it wouldnt have been a big deal because i'm confortable with my relationship with god or spiritiually i have an idea of what i expect from myself

kod said...

especially when Harris starts over Punto

-Punto is great with the glove (which Harris is not); but can't hit for shit

El Padrino said...

all i'm saying is

give it a rest
walk around one day not wearing all that stuff

mohammed the prophet wont kill you for not wearing a burkah

you can still be muslim and not wear that

just like i can still be catholic and not attend church reguarly

El Padrino said...

"keep thinking about it. [ns]"

it's an image thing
and there was no reason for it

El Padrino said...

steve what you linked was to prevent like a nuclear fallout and was more geared to testing nukes not reducing arms

Steve said...

"steve what you linked was to prevent like a nuclear fallout and was more geared to testing nukes not reducing arms"

that was just the first one. there have been several.

El Padrino said...

"it would only take a few dozen to wipe out Europe or Asia."


wow i didnt know that

S

Jugdish said...

just like i can still be catholic and not attend church reguarly


right, but would you knock the people who do attend regularly?

Steve said...

"right, but would you knock the people who do attend regularly?"



^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

"right, but would you knock the people who do attend regularly?"

no because they aren't wearing burkah's

silly

this is strictly about the attire

Steve said...

i wish that pope guy would give it a rest. i've never seen him in jeans and a tshirt. he's always in some kind of goofy outfit.

Jugdish said...

the people wearing those robes or whatever might think you look dumb for walking around with ashes on your forehead all day, but its a tradition. they have theirs too, just different than what you are used to.

Steve said...

same thing with priest, why they have to wear that damn collar most of the time...they need to give it a rest too.

Meiz said...

"y'all*"


This is not HDH

El Padrino said...

and in reality it's a tradition, Islamic tradition not a "religous duty" per se

El Padrino said...

"same thing with priest, why they have to wear that damn collar most of the time...they need to give it a rest too."

different, clergy

Jugdish said...

and in reality it's a tradition, Islamic tradition not a "religous duty" per se


::ash face::

El Padrino said...

it's sex segregation, america doesnt believe in that crap

FREE YOUR SELVES

UNLEASh THE PUPPIES!

El Padrino said...

getting ashes on ash wednesday is a religious duty

wearing a burqa is not is not

blue said...

i have based my life on the belief that tits should be seen

El Padrino said...

it's discrimination

Jugdish said...

getting ashes on ash wednesday is a religious duty


how is that a religious duty?

I was raised catholic and i understand it is a religion with a lot of tradition. If someone doesn't get the ashes on their melon, it doesn't make them less catholic than someone who does.

Jugdish said...

wearing a burqa is not is not


so its a cultural thing...so what?

blue said...

EP, when you go to church do you wear nice clothes?

blue said...

your "sunday's best"

kod said...

EP

maybe you should move to France; they banned the burqa there

Steve said...

"maybe you should move to France;"

EP can be a little closed minded Kod, but come on...he doesn't deserve that.

Jugdish said...

EP can be a little closed minded Kod, but come on...he doesn't deserve that.


plus he'd have to wear a beret

El Padrino said...

"how is that a religious duty?

I was raised catholic and i understand it is a religion with a lot of tradition. If someone doesn't get the ashes on their melon, it doesn't make them less catholic than someone who does."

it's expected for catholics to receive ashes, it's significant

El Padrino said...

"EP, when you go to church do you wear nice clothes?"

i mean sort of, i'm not wearing a suit

i would say business casual

kod said...

"The Bluth family will not be reuniting on the big screen, David Cross says. Despite recent reports that a screenplay for the long-hoped for 'Arrested Development' movie was in the works, Cross says too much time has passed since the show ended in 2006."


-boooooooooooo

Jugdish said...

it's expected for catholics to receive ashes, it's significant


and if you don't?

El Padrino said...

"so its a cultural thing...so what?"

so what

idgaf, just think wearing it in America is stupid, if you leave a country for persecutions yet you continue to live under those persecutions why come here

stay in Qatar or Jordan

El Padrino said...

we are talking about islamics here

didnt know you all loved them

kod said...
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El Padrino said...

"and if you don't?"

technically, than you don't have to give up something for lent

not technically, nothing, it's on you, how you feel towards it

Jugdish said...

idgaf, just think wearing it in America is stupid, if you leave a country for persecutions yet you continue to live under those persecutions why come here


maybe to them wearing that stuff is not a persecution. i mean not for anything, there are a lot of americans walking around looking dumber than these people do. you live in new york city, you have seen them

kod said...

yet you continue to live under those persecutions why come here

I'm guessing they don't view it as a persecution; the persecution they flee from is probably a lot worse than that

Jugdish said...

glad i didn't get a Hulkvorce

El Padrino said...

all i'm saying is, i question the choice to wear that outfit if it's something that deprives a gender of a freedom, the freedom to walk around and look normal, blend

you know a islamic woman when you see one

Jugdish said...

"i question the choice to wear that outfit if it's something that deprives a gender of a freedom"


if its a choice...what is the question?

Jugdish said...

not trying to give you a hard time...just trying to understand your thinking

El Padrino said...

"just trying to understand your thinking"

impossible

Jugdish said...

Hooters in 40 minutes...suite!

Steve said...

"you know a islamic woman when you see one"

same thing with an American woman or an African woman or an Asian woman.

Jugdish said...

impossible


YOU LIE!!!

El Padrino said...

"if its a choice...what is the question?"

i have a feeling they have no choice

ike/tina type shit

think those dudes are gonna let them not wear it?

i bet if you asked the woman if they wanted to wear that, secretly poll them, they'd be against it

blue said...

he lives in a world where Eli Manning is the highest paid QB in the league

El Padrino said...

"same thing with an American woman or an African woman or an Asian woman."

that's not even remotely true

Jugdish said...

he lives in a world where Eli Manning is the highest paid QB in the league


two part question:

eli manning sucks and GFY!


/tosh.0

kod said...

just trying to understand your thinking

he knows what's best for Muslim women



(s); I do see your point EP....I feel that way about certain practices (like how female circumcision and forced feedings are a part of some cultures); but, since this one doesn't directly hard somebody, I defer to their own religion/culture (now if Muslim men tried to force Muslim US citizen women to wear it and they didn't want to....I'd fight hard for the woman's right to wear whatever she wanted)

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I would have figured you would slice it up before cooking"

YS, C?

kod said...

*harm (not hard)

El Padrino said...

son we live in a world with walls and these walls need to be gaurded by men with guns

who is gonna do it? You? You Lt. Jug, You Lt. Kodpiece.

I have a greater repsonsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Steve and Aitch, you have THAT luxury.

Steve said...

"that's not even remotely true"


african

Indian

american

asain

very true.

Steve said...

my apologies for not finding a better looking African and American woman.

kod said...

Liriano making the start tonight


and the cy-young campaign begins (s)

El Padrino said...

that's your idea of an American?

she looks british or dutch or irish or canadian or Australian

so all asians are japanese?

well yeah if a black woman wears a africa costume like that i assume she is african

by Indian you mean Hindu buddy

El Padrino said...

steve it's 2010

let's assume people are not walking around wearing halloween costumes and be real

outside of a burqa, how would you tell the difference what ethinicity a person is without being wrong half the time?

Steve said...

""you know a islamic woman when you see one"

same thing with an American woman or an African woman or an Asian woman."

"...by Indian you mean Hindu buddy"

apology accepted.

blue said...

it helps when they wear those shirts that have their home country's name on it

El Padrino said...

"apology accepted."

improper use

Keef said...

"these people are covered from head to toe in blankets, just seems unecessary, if i didnt get ashes that day it wouldnt have been a big deal because i'm confortable with my relationship with god or spiritiually i have an idea of what i expect from myself"

Your ignorance is awsome*

ns

El Padrino said...

stupak is a bitch

El Padrino said...

ok keef

El Padrino said...

didnt know you had a great understanding of the islamic culture

enlighten me ASU grad, please

Meiz said...

"Your ignorance is awsome*

ns"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

"6th-grade boy arrested for taking mom's jewelry, giving it to female classmate..."

pimp

El Padrino said...

Meiz said...
"Your ignorance is awsome*

ns"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


another genius

Keef said...

"Didn't you move to this country for certain freedoms?"



So wearing your clothing of choice is not a freedom. Got it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"these people are covered from head to toe in blankets, just seems unecessary"

you think pants are unnecessary

El Padrino said...

i still think the woman are forced to wear them and still think it's silly, especially living here

El Padrino said...

"So wearing your clothing of choice is not a freedom. Got it."

dont think it's their chioce

if given the opportunity i think they wouldnt wear it

Keef said...

"didnt know you had a great understanding of the islamic culture

enlighten me ASU grad, please"


I don't, put your mat away. Just saying, this has everything to do with your hatred of Muslims. You say them moved here for freedom, yet they're not "free" to wear the clothing from their culture. I guess you can take LP out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out of LP

El Padrino said...

"you think pants are unnecessary"

jorts?

/tp

El Padrino said...

"I don't"

apology accepted

Keef said...

If you moved to another country (AHIK*), would you continue to wear the garb that you wear here?

Keef said...

you say them moved IHISIIRL

El Padrino said...

"yet they're not "free" to wear the clothing from their culture."

they are free to wear what they want, i just think it's dumb

i dont hate muslims

i hate islamic extremists

Steve said...

I think a reality show that drops EP in the middle of a country like Kuwait or Dubai would be entertaining.

Spaceman Spiff said...

meiz thinks all females should be wearing burqas in their twitter backgrounds

El Padrino said...

"If you moved to another country (AHIK*), would you continue to wear the garb that you wear here?"

i dont wear a burqa

you guys choose the worst examples when trying to make a point

if i were a jew living in Israel and my religion said i had to wear a yammy* but once i moved here I didnt want to anymore it's nice to know i wouldnt be frowned upon within my country for doing so

do you know how many jews are here that dont wear yammy's but would have to if they lived in the mother country?

Jugdish said...

meiz thinks all females should be wearing burqas in their twitter backgrounds


hilarity

Jugdish said...

you guys choose the worst examples when trying to make a point



pot

/kettle

Steve said...

"meiz thinks all females should be wearing burqas in their twitter backgrounds"


funny

Spaceman Spiff said...

arianny nipple

first sighting


(UFC ring girl)

isiah thompson said...

stupak is a bitch


but he was a helluva rapper

isiah thompson said...

golf channel programming said "live from the masters"

it's "dood's talking about the masters"


I want my money back

El Padrino said...

Today the Wall Street Journal looks at how the British government is cracking down on binge drinking. To prevent drinkers from attacking each other with broken pint glasses, there's legislation requiring pubs in certain areas to serve booze in plastic cups on the weekend. Also, Parliament put an end to certain drinking promotions like the "dentist chair" where customers pay to recline and have booze poured down their throats."

the english are drunks

isiah thompson said...

So precarious and full of wonderment.



YOU MAGNIFICENT SON OF A BITCH!!!!!

blue said...

if you lived where it rains 361 days a year, you'd be an alcoholic too

Spaceman Spiff said...

palin pic

isiah thompson said...

cinnamon burst colgate
olay body wash (unscented)
sure stick



lean back

isiah thompson said...

palin pic


hilarity

El Padrino said...

wow had no clue dudes are allowed to use body wash

blue said...

"wow had no clue dudes are allowed to use body wash"

i wear a burqa too if I want

Steve said...

palin pic


awesome

isiah thompson said...

wow had no clue dudes are allowed to use body wash



I had that motto asswell*, but my skin was getting dry as shit so decided to switch it up and try the body wash, it's not bad. Gotta go with the unscented shit though, all those fake "man" scents are horrible.

El Padrino said...

"Qatari Diplomat Was Going To Visit Jailed Al-Qaeda Agent"

interesting

isiah thompson said...

i wear a burqa too if I want


but only in moderation

blue said...

""wow had no clue dudes are allowed to use body wash""

FREEDOM! is great

El Padrino said...

"but my skin was getting dry as shit so decided to switch it up and try the body wash, it's not bad. Gotta go with the unscented shit though, all those fake "man" scents are horrible."

if your not ashy your classy

blue said...

i just use whatever the wife buys...like i go shopping for soap

why have 2 soaps?

kod said...

wow had no clue dudes are allowed to use body wash


Zeke's totally metro



s

isiah thompson said...

from that hulkvorce link:


nas pays 55k$/month

n-a-s are the letters that spell broke broke broke broke

isiah thompson said...

live from the masters on the golf channel was unwatchable

El Padrino said...

hulkvorce was great

alimony is some bullshit

isiah thompson said...

FREEDOM! is great


it leads to ROMANCE! LOOK IT UP!

El Padrino said...

cant these bitches go to work like the rest of us

Spaceman Spiff said...

"wow had no clue dudes are allowed to use body wash"

hilarity

isiah thompson said...

DA to announce Roethlisberger decision Monday


buzzkill for B Rapers weekend

Meiz said...

"the english are drunks"


And you are not.

Meiz said...

Oh,

Whatever's on sale
Dial Anti-Oxidant (on the advice of OchoCinco)
Speed Stick gel

Meiz said...

And Playtex Sport

isiah thompson said...

Speed Stick gel


my first deodrant I used was that green speed stick and a spray - I think it was speedstick - it was in a rust colored can.


and gel deodorants are nasty my pits always felt weird with that shit on them.

isiah thompson said...

And Playtex Sport


hilarity


that is the comment of the year right there folks.


don't even trip

Spaceman Spiff said...

aquafresh
body wash(usually target)
mitchum smart solid, gotta switch it up though, theyre only selling unscented out here now, bullshit

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Dial Anti-Oxidant (on the advice of Bo Jones)"

*fized

isiah thompson said...

PFT referred to LDT as "Complainian"


not unfunny

isiah thompson said...

"Dial Anti-Oxidant (on the advice of Bo Jones)"

*fized


always a crowd pleaser

El Padrino said...

"it was in a rust colored can"


Right Gaurd

El Padrino said...

big ass spray can

El Padrino said...

"mitchum smart solid, gotta switch it up though, theyre only selling unscented out here now, bullshit"


i use mitchum, unscented is fine

it's so effective you can skip a day

blue said...

i used that right guard spray shit in Hikeskool

shit would burn after spraying it on

isiah thompson said...

Right Gaurd


yeah that was it, it was awesome

isiah thompson said...

North Dakota to dump Fighting Sioux nickname



victory!

/kodpiece

Meiz said...

"Right Gaurd"


I always enjoyed the Right Guard Sport. The burn made it seem like it was working.

isiah thompson said...

shit would burn after spraying it on



spraying it on labia seems like a bad idea

isiah thompson said...

that masters feed espn has online is grate*

isiah thompson said...

breakfast sammie time

blue said...

why is your labia in your armpit?

El Padrino said...

meiz joke bleu

Meiz said...

"meiz joke bleu"


You might want to re-read

Spaceman Spiff said...

lucky idiot

kod said...

and gel deodorants are nasty my pits always felt weird with that shit on them.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

kod said...

victory!

/kodpiece

I was surprised, all the momentum seemed to be going in the other direction lately.

El Padrino said...

If the NFL were late night television, LaDainian Tomlinson would be Jay Leno. Since being released by the Chargers, the great tailback, once the most common among uncommon athletes, always the genuine, humble superstar, has thrown so many people under his bus it’s become impossible for him to drive it straight anymore.

isiah thompson said...

one of these masters commentators just dropped an "intingenal"

blue said...

"intenginal"

that's how i spell it in real life

Todd Packer said...

"I would have figured you would slice it up before cooking"

"YS, C?"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Todd Packer said...

mentadent
whatever cmtp buys (usually dove)
speed stick

Todd Packer said...

never used a body wash

Todd Packer said...

working from home today.... no masters on tv until 4 is BS

Todd Packer said...

"that masters feed espn has online is grate*"

gonna have to try that

isiah thompson said...

gonna have to try that


it has PIP

isiah thompson said...

"I would have figured you would slice it up before cooking"


yeah that didn't make no cents*

Todd Packer said...

dtv's master's coverage is just like the espn stuff

Todd Packer said...

"it has PIP "

good stuff.... too bad the dtv stuff doesn't come on until 4

kod said...

Re: UND Mascot

"Also disappointed was Bennett Brien, the Turtle Mountain Band of Chippewa artist who designed the logo displayed on UND uniforms and throughout the Engelstad arena.

“Well, political correctness has reared its ugly head,” he said about the board decision. “I knew it was going to happen. Now they will put some stupid-ass animal on the logo."

I thought that quote was pretty good

isiah thompson said...

tp - masters online coverage just started the "feature group" channel - Tiger

Todd Packer said...

"tp - masters online coverage just started the "feature group" channel - Tiger"

thanks for the info

Meiz said...

""I would have figured you would slice it up before cooking"

"YS, C?"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^"


Cooked in a pan on the stove

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Cooked in a pan on the stove"

thanks for clearing that up

ahem


YS, C?

Todd Packer said...

"Cooked in a pan on the stove"

i thought zeke was grillin that steak

Meiz said...

That's probably just the way I'd do it.

Meiz said...

Then again, I don't have a grill

Spaceman Spiff said...

fry it in the pan then slice it after

Todd Packer said...

did you watch TC this week, spiff/zeke/ep/kod? didn't seem as good as last years TC masters

isiah thompson said...

i thought zeke was grillin that steak

yeah I grillt* it

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea i watched it, was meh

Todd Packer said...

tiger's second shot on 10 was strange

Meiz said...

Maybe I'll make some steak tacos tonight.

Beans or no beans?

isiah thompson said...

did you watch TC this week, spiff/zeke/ep/kod? didn't seem as good as last years TC masters


nah I didn't watch and it and won't peep game, I only peeped game on like 1 episode of the first one.

Todd Packer said...

"was meh"

agreed

Meiz said...

"fry it in the pan then slice it after"


Nah. I can slice it better when its uncooked.

isiah thompson said...

block

isiah thompson said...

Beans or no beans?


::musical fruit::

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Nah. I can slice it better when its uncooked."

yea but cooking after slicing will ruin it, all the slices will end up well done, and for skirt steak that would be gawdawful

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