Thursday, April 01, 2010

April Fools!!! Good Post, Freak.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn. There has been way too much rain around here lately. State of emergency in RI. Bunch of road closures, failed damns, collapsing bridges in both RI and MA. Mother Nature is pissed, you. Worse* part of this all is that most homeowners in this area do not have flood insurance, so a lot of people will be paying for damages out of their own pockets. Ouch.

Joey Porter

Charges will not be filed against Joey Porter. I will never understand the way the justice system handles celebrities and athletes. Some people (Michael Vick, Plaxico Burress) get the book thrown at them, while others (Donte' Stollworth, Porter) get a slap on the wrist. Forget the suspicion of DUI for a second. How about the fact that he refused to cooperate with police officers and allegedly even slapped one's hand away? This is acceptable behavior? Ridiculous.

No kidding.

In a case of stating the obvious, the autopsy report was released today on the trainer who was killed at Sea World. The report "confirmed that a SeaWorld trainer killed after a 12,000-pound killer whale pulled her underwater died of drowning and traumatic injuries to her body, including her spine, ribs and head." Um, she was pulled underwater by a huge, freaking whale. It took 6 weeks to figure out how she died?

Playoffs, coming to a T.V. near you

NBA and NHL seasons are winding down. Playoffs will start soon. First round exits by the C's and Bruins soon to follow.

On a final note, is anyone else disturbed by the fact that Mr. Sulu is now doing Sharp commercials?

Good day to you all.

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wHeasel said...

"aitch
carrie is a fb, right? Right? Right????"

Which Carrie?

wHeasel said...

Are you stalking my Facebook, Keith?

Jugdish said...

so a lot of people will be paying for damages out of their own pockets. Ouch.


Hello FEMA

Steve said...

Go Duke

wHeasel said...

This place is hopping so far this morning.

Steve said...

"Embarrassed by the sounds you make in a public restroom? There's an app for that. Polygon Magic's eco-oto plays a toilet-flushing sound for 30, 60, 90 or 120 seconds. It conserves water because you're not flushing the toilet to mask nature's orchestra. It costs just 99 cents in Apple's App Store."


that's just strange

wHeasel said...

"that's just strange"

Indeed

blue said...

what's a sulu?

I said yes Daddy! said...

sulu

::hiroshima::

Meiz said...

fuck work

Steve said...

Sulu

Meiz said...

Fishing season opening day

I said yes Daddy! said...

blocked

Meiz said...

"sulu

::hiroshima::"


You've gotta be kidding

I said yes Daddy! said...

must be important

blue said...

oh, hiro's dad on Heroes

didn't know his name was sulu

Steve said...

he's one of the Dude's from old school star trek

I said yes Daddy! said...

yeah still drawing a blank

it's probably some gay shit

I said yes Daddy! said...

"he's one of the Dude's from old school star trek"

oh, exactly, some gay shit

blue said...

exactly

blue said...

can't wait for cmblue to try and april fools me today

I said yes Daddy! said...

always lame

wHeasel said...

"always lame"

Because EP is the pinnacle of coolness and should be the standard by which all things are measured...

Steve said...

cmBlue: "So Blue, I bumped into Tiger Woods and Jesse James at Wal-Mart today..."

Meiz said...

"Because EP is the pinnacle of coolness and should be the standard by which all things are measured"


Yes. By doing things like going to Rasslemania parties.

blue said...

and eating shitty pizza

Steve said...

i've never been a star trek fan (especially the old school one) but you gotta acknowledge the grace and beauty of a show that's still syndicated after 40+ years

plus, William Shatner is gangsta

wHeasel said...

" but you gotta acknowledge the grace and beauty "

Funny

blue said...

the guy who does those priceline commercials was on Star Trek?

blue said...

Denny Crane?

wHeasel said...

"the guy who does those priceline commercials was on Star Trek?"

Even I won't fall for that one, Blue.

Meiz said...

I grew up on OG Star Trek and Next Generation.

Steve said...

"You hear the one about the fella who died, went to the pearly gates? St. Peter let him in. Sees a guy in a suit making a closing argument. Says, "Who's that?" St. Peter says, "Oh, that's God. He thinks he's Denny Crane."

Meiz said...

The Mariners are having a(n) LOL Cats night. Kinda funny.

wHeasel said...

This may shock all of you, but I just fell for an April Fool's prank...

Meiz said...

The Bucks attempted 9 free throws last night, compared to the Cavaliers' 45.

The refs weren't even trying to hide it.

blue said...

bucks are a jump shooting team

blue said...

they won't win more than 25 games

I said yes Daddy! said...

always lame was in ref to the april fools joke

I said yes Daddy! said...

"Because EP is the pinnacle of coolness and should be the standard by which all things are measured..."

fucking annihilate you

I said yes Daddy! said...

blue you eat meat today?

Jugdish said...

blue you eat meat today?


you're jewish, what do you care?


s

blue said...

i always eat meat on april fools day

Beth said...

"always lame was in ref to the april fools joke"

So I guess I shouldn't announce I'm pregnant today then.

blue said...

is it mine?

blue said...

but to answer your question EP


yes, we eat meat today, didn't think Holy Thursday was a non-meat day

I said yes Daddy! said...

"i always eat meat on april fools day"

nah, old school guy at work saying no meat on holy thursday

full of shit i say

Beth said...

"is it mine?"

I have no idea, there are so many damn candidates.

I said yes Daddy! said...

in fact when i was a kid i remember eating a ton of meat on holy thursday so that we can fast on friday

yes my dad made us fast growing up on ash wed and good friday

blue said...

according to the liturgical calendar, today is a feast of commemeration, which means eat a shitload of food, including meat

blue said...

today represents the day of the last supper, not sure why you'd fast today?

Jugdish said...

yes my dad made us fast growing up on ash wed and good friday



is thwt why your 40 time is so good?

blue said...

thwt?

Beth said...

Good lord, this just adds to people thinking we're all hicks in Georgia.

Steve said...

Christian rules are confusing.

You guys should avoid meat year round just to be on the safe side.

Beth said...

Hopefully that's an April Fools day video.

Steve said...

"Hopefully that's an April Fools day video."


you know better than that.

I said yes Daddy! said...

"is thwt why your 40 time is so good?"

fucking annihilate you

blue said...

why would you send people to guam anyway

kod said...

The fuck is personal jesus?

Seriously Meiz? You should check out DM's original from the 80's. For someone who claims to enjoy pop music....well, it's one of the best songs released in the 80s IMO.

*Great fucking intro too (although Keith is right....pretty damn long)

I said yes Daddy! said...

dave matthews sucks

Meiz said...

"Seriously Meiz? You should check out DM's original from the 80's. For someone who claims to enjoy pop music....well, it's one of the best songs released in the 80s IMO."


I'm not listening to Depeche Mode

Jugdish said...

I'm not listening to Depeche Mode


good call

blue said...

"dave matthews sucks"

hilarity

I said yes Daddy! said...

billy joel doo wop sucks!

blue said...

how do you feel about Hootie and the blowfish?

kod said...

I'm not listening to Depeche Mode

I didn't take you to be such a closed minded music snob (ns). While I am not a fan of their entire body of work, it is a quality song

I said yes Daddy! said...

Hootie used to rock, now they suck

I said yes Daddy! said...

but why do i want to bang the shit out of that lady from Lady Antebellum?

must be the music video and the fact that she needs me now

I said yes Daddy! said...

also because it's a quarter after one

that's a booty call song

Jugdish said...

Lp likes country music


LOV is slowly coming around

Meiz said...

"but why do i want to bang the shit out of that lady from Lady Antebellum?"


That "lady" is 24, creepy old guy

Meiz said...

Today's her birthday

I said yes Daddy! said...

i like 3% of country music

the stuff that you like, i just can't tolerate

Jugdish said...

the stuff that you like, i just can't tolerate


what do i like?

I said yes Daddy! said...

"That "lady" is 24, creepy old guy"

wow she looks 35

not good, but strangely i want her more now

kod said...

LOV is slowly coming around

Pre-1990's Country has some pretty quality material; I have not heard many good country songs released over the past 20 years IMO

kod said...

then again, I don't think there's been much quality music of any kind released over the past 10 years or so

I said yes Daddy! said...

and creephood is like 10 years not 6

I said yes Daddy! said...

"what do i like?"

hoe downs and line dancing music
shit like that

Jugdish said...

the stuff that you like, i just can't tolerate


actually i like a lot of country, but colov...most of what i listen to is not on main stream country radio and you've probably never heard it or of it

Jugdish said...

hoe downs and line dancing music
shit like that


stereotype hilarity...Lp thinks I'm a hick

Jugdish said...

although i have been known to say "y'all" from time to time

Beth said...

"although i have been known to say "y'all" from time to time"

I say y'all many times a day, nothing wrong with that.

blue said...

LP ♥ garth brooks

blue said...

jug and george strait are tight

I said yes Daddy! said...

"stereotype hilarity...Lp thinks I'm a hick"

wadr the places you link here and here are straight up hick joints

Jugdish said...

wadr the places you link here and here are straight up hick joints


is that because they are dance halls, or say the word "saloon" in their name?

Jugdish said...

just the other day i was hanging out at the OK Corral...nothing wrong with that


s

Jugdish said...

or maybe it was Golden Corral...one of the two

Meiz said...

"Hootie used to rock, now they suck"


When the fuck did Hootie ever "rock"?

Meiz said...

"I didn't take you to be such a closed minded music snob (ns). While I am not a fan of their entire body of work, it is a quality song"


I have a mental block on them. Something about their videos in the 80s when I was little. They were so fucking boring.

Jugdish said...

the personal jesus video sucked

Meiz said...

"wadr the places you link here and here are straight up hick joints"


The places Jug goes are probably pretty fuckin suite

blue said...

jug sees lots of t&a

I said yes Daddy! said...

"When the fuck did Hootie ever "rock"?"

TIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEE

WHY YOU PUNISH ME

that's a great song dude

Jugdish said...

The places Jug goes are probably pretty fuckin suite


^^^^


and the hick places i do go to don't have websites.


that's the definition of a hick joint...no website

s

Meiz said...

That song does not "rock"

I said yes Daddy! said...

"is that because they are dance halls, or say the word "saloon" in their name?"

cuz the photo galleries are nothing but people wearing cowboy boots and cowboy hats

not judging, they look like some fun times, just the music is not my taste

I said yes Daddy! said...

appears to be not my taste

i can only go by what i see and some of them have music playing when the site pops up

Meiz said...

"that's the definition of a hick joint...no website"


So I only go to hick joints? Damn.

I said yes Daddy! said...

"That song does not "rock"

oh your that guy

Meiz said...

Perhaps we use different definitions of rock

Jugdish said...

just the music is not my taste



i can understand that. what is on 90% of my ipod is more like a country rock. not watered down kenny chesney type stuff.

Jugdish said...

So I only go to hick joints? Damn.


you and me both

I said yes Daddy! said...

"Edmonds could be Opening Day right fielder"

meiz is ths for real?

I said yes Daddy! said...

"i can understand that. what is on 90% of my ipod is more like a country rock. not watered down kenny chesney type stuff."

shoot some bands/artists over i give all a music a fair shake

Jugdish said...

shoot some bands/artists over i give all a music a fair shake



Cross canadian ragweed
reckless kelly
randy rogers band
jack ingram
wade bowen

Meiz said...

"meiz is ths for real?"


This is very real

Steve said...

wearing cowboy boots, cowboy hats and playing country music does not make a place a hick joint.

next time you are down visiting your mom/grandma swing by the Lone Bullet, about 15 miles outside of Hickory. then you'll know what a hick joint is.

Jugdish said...

shoot some bands/artists over i give all a music a fair shake


i like that music because these guys write their own stuff too. I don't think George Strait has ever written one of his own songs.

i'd also rather go see these guys in a bar or dance hall than go see a main stream artist that i like in a huge arena

blue said...

it's real to him

Jugdish said...

next time you are down visiting your mom/grandma swing by the Lone Bullet, about 15 miles outside of Hickory. then you'll know what a hick joint is.


i went to a bar near San Marcos called Riley's last summer (the day I jumped off the bridge). it was the type of bar you could let your dog run around...they served Pearl beer. they claim to be the olest bar in texas...also a hick joint

Jugdish said...

it's real to him


his goal is to play of all the teams in the NL central...hoping for a mid season trade to the pirates

Spaceman Spiff said...

booty

Spaceman Spiff said...

banana GIF redux

I said yes Daddy! said...

"they claim to be the olest bar in texas...also a hick joint"

I could use a good ass kicking I'll be honest.

Jugdish said...

I could use a good ass kicking I'll be honest.


exactly

I said yes Daddy! said...

spiff is my bestest friend in the whole wide world

I said yes Daddy! said...

Man Xavier Nady is a 5th outfielder on the Cubs? Is his elbow that fucked up, that guy is a pretty good hitter

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity on the ultimate fighter last night

french guy pre fight vid, he says something about the french having a reputation for being soft and he's gonna prove that wrong

he quits after round 1. he was not injured

Spaceman Spiff said...

first fight was also hilarity, 'hebrew hammer' gets in there and doesnt throw 1 punch, lets the other guy throw 5 kicks and gets knocked out while pretty much blocking every one of those kicks

to be fair, the kicks were brutal, but how do you not throw 1 punch

Spaceman Spiff said...

this season looks to be >>>>>>> last season

Jugdish said...

hilarity on the ultimate fighter last night


damn...i hope my dvr recorded that

Meiz said...

Goddman wall

Steve said...

"this season looks to be >>>>>>> last season"


hard to be anything but. last season was terrible.

Meiz said...

I hate these fuckers that don't stop asking stupid fucking questions

Meiz said...

The worst 2 hours of my Thursday just walked in the door

Steve said...

"Tiger was so concerned with the depth and detail of information from (Uchitel that they) offered $10 million in return for an ironclad confidentiality agreement."

10 million = lots and lots of skeletons

Spaceman Spiff said...

the expendables has a shitty trailer

I said yes Daddy! said...

yeah but everyone is in it

Meiz said...

SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU DUMB BITCH

Meiz said...

Not you guys. The Dipshit.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"yeah but everyone is in it"

yea, still gonna watch it

kod said...

Tosh.0 became the second most watched cable network show in its time slot among 18-34 year old males, a sought after advertising demographic."

suite; I don't have to worry about it getting canceled for a while now

Jugdish said...

among 18-34 year old males


what about seniors?

/tp

Spaceman Spiff said...

didnt even see it comin

Jugdish said...

wall

isiah thompson said...

gully H must loathe April Fool's Day

isiah thompson said...

that's just strange


that's an awlsome* idea, you don't courtesy flush in a public restroom, dirtball?

I try my damndest not to deuce in a public toilet but if I can't help it then I always courtesy/camo flush.

Jugdish said...

its only fitting that it was his turn to post today

isiah thompson said...

The Mariners are having a(n) LOL Cats night. Kinda funny.


::meow::

isiah thompson said...

I gotta side with EP in the great Yug*/EP hick debates today.

wadr, yug*

isiah thompson said...

Cross canadian ragweed
reckless kelly
randy rogers band
jack ingram
wade bowen


I'm not big into music at all, and I'd never give unknown bad bands like this the run they might deserve.

isiah thompson said...

I say y'all many times a day, nothing wrong with that.


I drop like a hundo y'alls a day (ns).

and maybe even an occassional plural form: all y'all (s)

Jugdish said...

I gotta side with EP in the great Yug*/EP hick debates today.


i side with myself.

isiah thompson said...

good ketchup* today

congrats to all those involved

isiah thompson said...

if I was one of gully H's co-workers today I'd be throwing mad april fool's jokes on him.

calling in and acting like a jap, trying to order a cab, etc.

isiah thompson said...

i went to a bar near San Marcos called Riley's last summer (the day I jumped off the bridge). it was the type of bar you could let your dog run around...they served Pearl beer. they claim to be the olest bar in texas...also a hick joint


they got good God fearing Klan in San Marcos

tem said...

i'm not a huge star trek fan, but it is kind of odd that someone wouldn't even know some of the main characters names...

tem said...

i'd like to go hang out with jug for a weekend.

he goes to cool places.

Jugdish said...

i'd like to go hang out with jug for a weekend.

he goes to cool places.



thanks!

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

"Mr. Sulu"

::junior Seau::

tem said...

"I don't think George Strait has ever written one of his own songs."

he does not

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

"How about the fact that he refused to cooperate with police officers and allegedly even slapped one's hand away? This is acceptable behavior? Ridiculous."


Maybe it didn't happen.

tem said...

*he has not

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

"Are you stalking my Facebook, Keith?"

No. The shit shows up on my page

tem said...

"I could use a good ass kicking I'll be honest."

fucking annihilate you

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

"Fishing season opening day"

They allow people to fish year-round here

Jugdish said...

*he has not


when i was on that ski trip i saw a guy named Dean Dillon who as wrote about 60 George Strait tunes...that was pretty cool

Jugdish said...

No. The shit shows up on my page

i don't want to deal with that shit.

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

wrong cnp

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

"I grew up on OG Star Trek and Next Generation."

YKHIKYG?

fized

Jugdish said...

"Fishing season opening day"


obama is throwing out the ceremonial first cast

isiah thompson said...

Some people (Michael Vick, Plaxico Burress) get the book thrown at them, while others (Donte' Stollworth, Porter) get a slap on the wrist.


Stollworth* got about the stiffest sentence they could give him I believe.

tem said...

"and maybe even an occassional plural form: all y'all "

plural form for me is "all y'alls"

ns

I said yes Daddy! said...

"i'm not a huge star trek fan, but it is kind of odd that someone wouldn't even know some of the main characters names..."

yeah ok, what if i never saw not one episode of any star trek ever

i find it odd you haven't seen Bronx Tale

isiah thompson said...

wrong cnp


hilarity

I said yes Daddy! said...

Stollworth* got about the stiffest sentence they could give him I believe.

troof, despite killing the man the sentence fit the crime

and if plax lived in another state his sentence would have been like 6 months, if any jail at all

nyc has some of the toughest gun laws in the country

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

"That "lady" is 24, creepy old guy"


So am I creepy?

isiah thompson said...

obama is throwing out the ceremonial first cast


not unfunny

tem said...

"i find it odd you haven't seen Bronx Tale"

i've never seen it, but i know what the mario test is.


you haven't seen star trek, but you should know the names of the main characters.

they pop up all the time on tv for pop culture references. movies constantly refer to the show.

tem said...

"So am I creepy?"


yes

blue said...

i knew them...

but didn't want to admit it

blue said...

"plural form for me is "all y'alls"


i just say "e'erybody"

isiah thompson said...

On a final note, is anyone else disturbed by the fact that Mr. Sulu is now doing Sharp commercials?


I was, I said something to fmz and got a ::beam me up scotty::.

tem said...

cnn.com had a huge deal when the guy who played sulu came out as gay.

when boner died they talked about star trek because his dad played one of the characters.

family guy refers to it all the time.

section 325 at the new giants stadium is "Sulu's section"

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

"damn...i hope my dvr recorded that"


Did you set it to record that?

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

or should it just know automatically?

tem said...

"i knew them...

but didn't want to admit it"


fair enough.


but i call bs on anyone who really didn't know who Sulu was.

Meiz said...

"They allow people to fish year-round here"


Licenses expire March 31, As.

Meiz said...

"YKHIKYG?

fized"


The Star Trek thing isn't my fault. Old man always had that shit on tv.

isiah thompson said...

when boner died they talked about star trek because his dad played one of the characters.


boner being a star trek dood's kid shook me more than Sulu.

Meiz said...

"So am I creepy?"


Pretty much

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

"didnt even see it comin"

brutal

isiah thompson said...

Jaime Escalante died.

RIP

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

"but i call bs on anyone who really didn't know who Sulu was."


I call bs on your face

isiah thompson said...

"didnt even see it comin"



::twss::

Meiz said...

"Jaime Escalante died."


That's too bad. Honorable man.

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

"Licenses expire March 31, As."

Ah, so it's just another fishing day. Got it

isiah thompson said...

NOGALES - Authorities say a 94-year-old Mexican woman has been arrested for trying to smuggle almost 11 pounds of marijuana across the border into Arizona.


damn holmes!

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

When you renew your driver's license, is it the first day of driving season?

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

When you renew your clan membership, is it first day of cross burning season?

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

"The Star Trek thing isn't my fault. Old man always had that shit on tv."

My dad had that shit on TV at night. Our house had more than 1 room, I guess

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

"Jaime Escalante died."



::Pace Picante::

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

11 pounds of marijuana is a lot

Meiz said...

Hey, creepy old guy, quit flappin' yer gums and get back to work with the Mexicans.

tem said...

"I call bs on your face"

fucking annihilate you

tem said...

new

Meiz said...

"11 pounds of marijuana is a lot"


fucking annihilate you

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