Friday, April 02, 2010

2010 MLB Preview El Pad style

Let's just jump right into the NL East now, get it over with. Obviously I want to pick the Mets to win but I know that is crazy talk. And since I really can't stand the Phil**** I don't want to pick them to be first. But I have too based on paper. So, Phils, Mets/Braves (identical records), Marlins, Washington. Both the Marlins and the Nationals are no longer doormats, this has become a much more competitve league from top to bottom. Oh and since I have the Braves and Mets tied they will play a one game playoff to determine the Wild Card winner. Who wins, I don't know but one game playoffs are fucking suite and this is my preview. I'll cry if I want to. You would cry too if it happened to you.

Phil**** (92-70)
Fuck them. Loaded, blah blah blah. I hope Jimmy Rollins has Eazy E. AIDS and Shane Victorino dies in a hotel fire.

Mets (89-73)
The Mets have the system in place this year to sustain any major injury. Last year that was obviously missing. When Fernando Tatis gets 400+ at-bats shit just got real. This team has a strong bullpen, a good thing to have with a seemingly middle of the road Starting pitching. If Reyes is healthy all year and Beltran actually comes back without any setbacks how can one NOT like the lineup? To me the Mets season hinges on two key positions. The #2 starter (Mike Pelfrey) and the first base position (Dan Murphy). If these two find their way this year. I'll look like a genius.

Braves (89-73)
Bobby Cocks* swan song year. What stands out at first is the turnover from last years opening day lineup to this years. With little roster turnover. McClouth (mid season pickup), Prado (didn't start last year until later in the season), Glaus (1st base), Heyward (rookie) and lurking for the other corner spot is Matt Diaz and Melkey Cabrera. The Braves rotation is solid, if Jurjens can hold up they'll have a nice 1-4 rotation with Tim Hudson looking strong after Tommy John surgery. The Vazquez deal was smart, they have depth and knew Hudson would be back. The bullpen was upgraded when country boy Billy Wagner signed and Saito came over to set-up. This is a solid baseball team. The only question is can they generate enough offense night in night out to suceed.

Marlins (83-79)
Florida has some crazy talent on this team. Still a bit young and raw though. A whole 3 months of tape for pitchers to watch on Coughlin and Maybin. Botha are easily fooled with off speed pitches. Still some holes in the lineup and still a terrible fan base. They locked up Josh Johnson which was smart and signed Uggla for now. Hanley is a top 4 player and he carries them sometimes. It what makes them so damn pesty.

Nationals (75-91)
Sure they improved their pitching but what's with all the hubub. They still suck for the most part and play in a pretty good division. 57 games against that division. Stratsburg gonna light some bitches up though. So there's that. Honestly they are the best bad team in the national league. Moving on.

NL Central
No one else in this crappy division did anything to challenge the Cards. The Cubs core is a year older but they jettisoned Milton Bradley, here come the wins! The stros had the most confusing offseason I think of all the teams, the Pirates, you know the Pirates will lose 90+ again, and the Brewers signed Randy Wolf so there's that.

Cardinals (87-75)
The Cards gave Holliday the richest contract in Cards history and for good reason. To protect Pujols, that altered beast of a baseball player. With Holliday in the lineup Pujoles drew 72 fewer walks. Which means he mashed shit. Honestly the back end of the rotation is garbage but the core stars is one of the best in the bigs. Pujols, Holliday, Carp and Wainwright. That's enough to win the division.

Brewers (82-80)
Prince Fielder talk is gonna be crazy. They'll have to trade him if they can't agree on a deal past 2011. This makes Meiz sad. Dick weeks is a star. The rotation is Gallardo, Wolf, Doug Davis, Dave Bush and whoever, Suppan I guess when he comes back. Wolf knows how to pitch and Gallardo is talent but the rest cmon. That is a pu-pu platter of crap. If they can somehow keep Fielder and get serious about developing or acquiring some pitching they have a bright future. Unrelated I feel like I write in 82-80 every year for the Brewers. They are the Redskins of my MLB preview (I always pencil in the skins for 8-8 for some reason).

Reds (81-81)
The future is bright my friends. They are loaded with young arms and young hitters. Chapman, Bailey, Cueto, Volquez (mid summer) and Bruce, Votto, Stubbs. Shaping up to be a nice nucleus. Still too young to compete big time for this year but you gotta like the future in Cincy if you are a Red fan. And .500 is not bad after 9 straight losing seasons. The bullpen is very good, unbeknownest to the casual baseball fan they were the 3rd best (ERA) in the bigs and they have a very good infield defense with multiple gold glove winners.

Cubs (79-83)
The core of this team are all in their 30's with Derrick Lee being the best and also the guy playing for a contract. Injury concerns are there, Ramirez is having an awful spring. Zambrano looks like he might have a special year so there's that. I don't know, the roster to me seems mediocre. They have an impressive rookie in Colvin who forced them into keeping him as the 4th outfielder. The rotation is actually not bad. If the young guys get more of a shot, which I think they will once one of the big three go down with an injury or underperform, this team might actually get better. Average age of the opening day lineup is 32. WFT. And nobody is happy about Carlos Silva.

Astros (70-92)
Added expensive veterans, smat*. Brett Meyers yay! Fat Elvis is already on the DL and the only guy hitting is El Caballo. The rotation outside of Oswalt is horrendous and the bullpen is crap. The lineup is ripe with low OBP guys and has some weakness 6-8.

Pirates (66-96)
Well, they are young. They are hitting the pitcher 8th in the lineup. For more balance, says manager John Russel. Ok John. Good luck.

NL West
As long as Joe Torre is managing I'm picking his team to win the division. The Rockies hype, while warranted, is a bit much and the DBacks are still inexperienced and lack consistent offense. The Giants probably have the best pitching staff but have no power in their lineup. Nobody has won three straight NL West division titles since the Wild Card era but if anyone can lead their team to do so it's Torre.

Dodgers (90-72)
Best hitting outfield in the majors? Arguably. Kemp can be a super duper star if continues his pace, Ethier is a fine fine hitter and very handsome. Manny is Manny. Old but cmon, he can still rake and is playing for another payday. The bullpen is very good, possibly great and the rotation is pretty solid. I'm pretty sure Padilla is not a #1 but it seems like Torre is protecting his young guys from the pressure of that spot. And it's a deep rotation with 4 solid arms.

Rockies (87-75)
Like I said, the hype is warranted. They have a good club, mostly homegrown guys too. Which fans really appreciate. They might have the best infield with Stewart, Tulo, Barmes and Helton. Definetly not a team that beats themselves, very patient hitters, strong fielders and smart baserunners. But after Ubaldo who is awesome, the starting rotation is a bit weak, maybe one of the weakest in the NL west. Most people are picking the Rockies to win, and that scares Blue. It should, Rockies are best when no one sees it coming. Unrelated the Rockies signed Helton (37) through 2013. Wft.

D-Backs (81-81)
They have a really good lineup. Drew, Jackson, Upton, LaRoche, Reynolds, Montero, Kelly Johnson, Chris Young. Speed and power. Good mix here. Just a wee bit inexperienced and scored the 2nd least amount of runs last year. If I knew Webb was back or going to be back to 07' Webb I'd argue they could compete for a Wild Card spot with Colorado but I dont't know that. I also don't know who the fuck Billy Buckner is and he is the 4th starter. Ian Kennedy is young and was underwhelming as a Yankee and he is the 3rd starter. So that's not good. After Haren and Jackson there is some stench lingering.

Giants (75-87)
The pitching is there, as it was last year but the lineup is still weaksauce. I mean they signed Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff, combined age of 68 years old. Incremental sigining. They needed Holliday and should have did whatever necessary to get him. With Prince possibly on the market or Adrian Gonzo and the loaded pitching they have I'd seriously consider swinging something for these guys. They turned down alot of offers this past off-season to retain the young kids including Sanchez but if these guys are out there they should be all over it. Never waste pitching talent, too precious.

Padres (60-102)
Going to get ugly quickly. Adrian Gonzalez will most likely be gone by the deadline and they'll have to blow this team up. They do have some young talent so there is a base to build on.

I think it's a Dodgers/Yanks series cuz that's what I wanted last year.

Feel free to pick this apart.







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Beth said...

"Feel free to pick this apart."

I'm glad you said that, cause otherwise everyone wouldn't have felt right doing that.

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Beth said...

And EP, we'll probably both forget this bet by the time it's decided, but you want to bet on who finishes the regular season with a better record, Braves or Mets?

blue said...

"first is the turnover from last years opening day lineup to this years. With little roster turnover"

this makes total sense.

apple turnover?

blue said...

i'm taking the bravos in that bet


and if the Mess win 89 games, they won't be playing a one game playin game..

wild card team will win at least 90 games

Beth said...

Mmmmmmmmmmm. Apple turnover...

blue said...

"But after Ubaldo who is awesome, the starting rotation is a bit weak, maybe one of the weakest in the NL west."


this is false...they have Aaron Cook (All-star 2 years ago, and very solid most of last year), Jeff Francis (won 17 games 2 years ago, and then had to have surgery, should be back full strength), Jorge De La Rosa (best pitcher in Baseball after June 1 last year...look it up). Their bullpen is shit, and they have too many guys who want to be starters sitting in the pen.

blue said...

and ubaldo is special, could be the next great dominican pitcher


(cue the meiz jokes)

blue said...

just needs to stop walking so many guys

blue said...

Franklin Morales was a 19 year old starter a few years back when they went to the World Series, then he lost his mind Ankiel style, but looks like he's found his location again

blue said...

and i'm done talking about the rockies because they're going to win 78 games and be an utter disappointment

blue said...

Dodgers have a decent lineup...not a lot of power though.

And their pitching is pathetic

Jugdish said...

Astros - the jug preview


they should be shit this year. Oswalt is an injury concern...obviously Berkman too. All Lee does is hit, but he is hilarity in left field. Their best pitcher last year was Wandy, but he is actually a decent pitcher so if Oswalt is himself they have a good 1-2 starters. the rest are questionable at best. They should be better defensive team than they were last year. Michael Bourne should improve...him and Pence are pretty much the only reason to watch this team. This team is on a budget.

I may go to opening day

blue said...

Giants have a better lineup than you think

kungfu panda can straight rake

blue said...

well, that's probably it for them...so their lineup does suck

Jugdish said...

ESPN finally made their new york site


www.espn.com/caput.mundi

Jugdish said...

wall

Beth said...

"wall"

So then tell us WHERE you are going this weekend to see WHO.

Todd Packer said...

i read the NL east and then stopped... nice post, freak

Jugdish said...

Saturday night I'm going to this hick place to see this hick.

The Rev said...

I love the fact that ElP can't even type the Phillies name.

Jugdish said...

who is that guy?

Jugdish said...

i have read stories about the one they call "the rev".

Todd Packer said...

rev this ain't FB. what's going on?

blue said...

LoV >>> FB

The Rev said...

That's why I still love you guys.

I don't get this kind of abuse on Facebook.

Jugdish said...

I don't get this kind of abuse on Facebook.


I don't want to deal with that shit.

/Lp

Todd Packer said...

"That's why I still love you guys."

LoV chills???

Jugdish said...

LoV


::cheez whiz::


/rev

Beth said...

That's why I still love you guys & gal.

*fixed

blue said...

prove it

Jugdish said...

That's why I still love you guys & gal, but don't come to visit anymore.


double fix

The Rev said...

My God, you people are worse than an Italian grandmother.

You don't call! You don't visit! Whassamatter? You don't love me no more?

blue said...

i really don't care

blue said...

i'm not showing rev the love

Beth said...

"My God, you people are worse than an Italian grandmother.

You don't call! You don't visit! Whassamatter? You don't love me no more?"

Well it hurts rev, it really hurts...

s

I said yes Daddy! said...

"they have Aaron Cook (All-star 2 years ago"

kind of middle of the road guys though, all with high era's

they win alot of games because the rockies go on those torrid runs and avg 6 runs a game

they aint shutout pitchers like the rest of the nl west not named the dbacks

El Padrino said...

i said a bit weak anyway not bad, not bad at all

within that division it's a bit weak in my opinion

El Padrino said...

but you want to bet on who finishes the regular season with a better record, Braves or Mets?

sure

El Padrino said...

now if you'll excuse me i have to put together the hungry hippo board game

kod said...

NL East is going to be pretty formidable this year; not a below average team to be found in the mix (ns)

Jugdish said...

now if you'll excuse me i have to put together the hungry hippo board game


ohh...happy birthday Lp!


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Beth said...

"sure"

The usual 3 days?

blue said...

"kind of middle of the road guys though, all with high era's"


they pitch 81 games in Coors field...of course they have higher eras than guys who pitch at Pac-Bell or Petco (pitcher friendly parks)

blue said...

damn lp and his east coast bias

Jugdish said...

they pitch 81 games in Coors field...


not each guy

tem said...

"i really don't care"

^

tem said...

i'm working on as.'s name and photo.

tem said...

mad busy you

Todd Packer said...

"now if you'll excuse me i have to put together the hungry hippo board game"


you left out a "hungry"

kod said...

"When Paul Fischer checked his bank account Friday night, he had a happy surprise. His balance had exploded to $88,888,888,888.88. A very lucky number indeed, and close to $89 billion.

Of course, the balance was a technical error by SunTrust Bank (NYSE: STI - News), which quickly fixed the problem. It also may have occurred in other accounts.


Mr. Fischer had other ideas as well. Before the problem was fixed, he asked a SunTrust rep if he could move the money to an interest-bearing account until it was reclaimed and donate the interest to charity. Total interest: more than $7.3 million.

The bank said no."

-boooooo SunTrust. Maybe Mr. Fischer and slot machine lady should start a support group.

kod said...

"Lindsay Lohan is broke -- so much so, she can't even pay her rent on time, sources tell TMZ.

We've learned Lindsay was two months behind in rent and her landlord sent her a legal notice to pay or get out. Lindsay just paid her landlord $23,000 to become current.

What's worse ... Lindsay isn't pulling in any income and her prospects for work are almost non-existent because of substance abuse issues ... according to our sources."

-well, this helps to explain that stupid lawsuit against E-trade

Todd Packer said...

"If these two find their way this year."


too many ifs... i really hope the mess compete for a playoff spot this season, but i feel that this year will be like last year (reyes, johan amd beltran already dealing with injuries or coming off injuries)..... they're still not recovered from the choke years

kod said...

I'm very disappointed to hear that they are doing a remake of The Warriors set to come out in 2011 or 2012; some movies should be untouchable

Todd Packer said...

"some movies should be untouchable"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Jugdish said...

hollywood is running out of ideas and remaking everything

Spaceman Spiff said...

"If Reyes is healthy all year "

that possibility is already annihilated

kod said...

hollywood is running out of ideas and remaking everything

truth; and remakes are rarely even up to par with originals (except now they are even remaking crappy old movies like Clash of the Titans...ever seen that one? It's atrocious.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Nice, but looks fake"

nah, big ass and small waist just greatly enhanced by the camera angle

Meiz said...

"They'll have to trade him if they can't agree on a deal past 2011."


There is no way in hell Prince gets traded this year. None.

Meiz said...

The wildcard winner will not have 89 wins

Meiz said...

The Mets will NOT win 89 games

Meiz said...

"the Nationals are no longer doormats"


You're delusional

kod said...

The Mets will NOT win 89 games

it will be tough considering all of the difficult divisional games they will have to play

Meiz said...

Should I ketchup? I feel like I should.

kod said...

You're delusional

I agree with EP on this one; they will still finish last, but will be markedly improved

kod said...

"Sure they improved their pitching but what's with all the hubub. They still suck for the most part and play in a pretty good division. 57 games against that division."

nothing delusional about that statement (ns)

Jugdish said...

"the Nationals are no longer doormats"


You're delusional



they're more like hand towels in the bathroom now

blue said...

who cares about Golden STate?

Spaceman Spiff said...

watched some of that sportsnation show, usually awful, but they were doing a best posterization bracket that EP would have enjoyed

the championship was jordan over ewing vs. pippen over ewing

in you face pat chewing

Jugdish said...

the championship was jordan over ewing vs. pippen over ewing

in you face pat chewing


i think ive seen that before...suite!

Tyler said...

NO SLEEP 'TIL...BROOKLYN!!!

Tyler said...

I am agreeing with the Bluester — Colorado has a pretty good starting rotation.

Tyler said...

Much better than who the Dodgers are trotting out there.

Todd Packer said...

"the championship was jordan over ewing vs. pippen over ewing"


jordan and pippen got dominican together

kod said...

Much better than who the Dodgers are trotting out there.

Hey Tyler, I wanted to hear your thoughts about Orlando Hudson. On paper he looks great, but I also saw the Dodgers benched him last postseason, and he was pretty cheap and easy to pick up. They say his attitude is great....what gives? Is he just super inconsistent and prone to slumping or something?

kod said...

jordan and pippen got dominican together

jilarious!

Jugdish said...

jordan and pippen got dominican together



got dominican is hilarity

Meiz said...

"now if you'll excuse me i have to put together the hungry hippo board game"


Since when is Hungry Hungry Hippos a bard game?

kod said...

I remember when the Twins left Kenny Rodgers off our post season roster. Most Twins fans thought it was stupid, and were probably right. I wonder if Hudson's benching was kind of like that

Todd Packer said...

"Since when is Hungry Hungry Hippos a bard game?"

good point, meiz

kod said...

Since when is Hungry Hungry Hippos a bard game?

requires ability to freestyle prose and rhyme?

Tyler said...

RE: O-Dogg

He started out on fire for the first two months and then dipped a little in June/July, came back a little in August and then Torre started benching him for Ronnie Belliard. He's got a good glove, he was just really streaky last year.

BUT, it was pretty awesome to hear Vin Scully refer to him as O-Dogg for most of the season.

Meiz said...

"I agree with EP on this one; they will still finish last, but will be markedly improved"


They'll be better, but 75 wins is damn near .500 ball. A bit of a stretch.

blue said...

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

Todd Packer said...

"BUT, it was pretty awesome to hear Vin Scully refer to him as O-Dogg for most of the season"

yeah, scully is grate*.... love catching late night dodger games on the dtv mlb ticket

blue said...

baseball season is fun

Tyler said...

Vin resisted a little at first but then finally gave in. It sounded something like "Oooo-Doooogg now at the plate..."

Tyler said...

What Jug said about Lee, you can say about Manny; he can hit, but it is straight comedy in left field.

blue said...

oh i'm going to Carolina in my mind

Todd Packer said...

tyler, is charlie stiener still doing road games for the dodgers this year? i hate that guy for some reason

kod said...

They'll be better, but 75 wins is damn near .500 ball. A bit of a stretch.

good point (ns)

Tyler said...

Dodgers: "The bullpen is very good, possibly great and the rotation is pretty solid."

First part of this sentence was accurate, the second half, not so much. 7-9th innings does not worry me. The first 5-6 innings scares the crap out of me.

Tyler said...

Yeah, I think Steiner is still doing road games. The reason you hate him is because he called Yankees games for awhile. I hate him for that.

Todd Packer said...

"The reason you hate him is because he called Yankees games for awhile. I hate him for that"

true, but i hated him before he called yankee games.... back in his espn days

Tyler said...

My hate intensified when he was calling Yankee games, because he left ESPN, and then ESPN would use his calls on SportsCenter. He left, but he really didn't. Totally annoying.

Tyler said...

I always loved that ESPN commercial where Steiner was cowering under his desk and Evander Holyfield walked into the newsroom yelling, "Charlie, come out and get your beating, boy!"

Todd Packer said...

"I always loved that ESPN commercial where Steiner was cowering under his desk and Evander Holyfield walked into the newsroom yelling, "Charlie, come out and get your beating, boy!"


good stuff

isiah thompson said...

"some movies should be untouchable"


Grease 2


/tem

isiah thompson said...

I though Hungry Hungry Hippos was always a board game?

isiah thompson said...

T and Fathead on a Friday


blessed be

Jugdish said...

speaking of that, is Lp still putting that game together?

kod said...

According to the site factcheck.org -- which tries to debunk lies on the Internet -- the false rumors were generated in part from one e-mail that stated:


"Something happened... H.R. 1388 was passed yesterday, behind our backs. You may want to read about it. It wasn't mentioned on the news...Obama funds $20M in tax payer dollars to immigrate Hamas Refugees to the USA. This is the news that didn't make the headlines."


"As Factcheck notes: "H.R. 1388 actually expands AmeriCorps and other federal public service programs, more than tripling the total number of positions to 250,000."

-People are so stupid it drives me crazy.

kod said...

tea party activists and their ilk are making me question my faith in humanity and a portion of Americans themselves

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I though Hungry Hungry Hippos was always a board game?"

it is

isiah thompson said...

EP did you drop a "fucking annihilate you" on bgep before you played HHH?

blue said...

is it?

blue said...

EP is playing HHH on good friday, just like Jesus did

Meiz said...

People that fast are ratarded

Spaceman Spiff said...

"People that fast are ratarded"

how fast? sub 4.30 40 time?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"People that fast are ratarded"

with how little you can eat, you fast year round

blue said...

my 40 time is ridiculous in HHHH

blue said...

so fast, i can add another H

Meiz said...

"so fast, i can add another H"

Yowza!

El Padrino said...

dropped cmep at work picked up some antipasto items for sunday annihilate bgep in hippo game now cooking up some potato and eggs for a giant hero, gotta pick up mom dukes at JFK at 6pm, then got the bball draft at salty dog at 7

mad busy yo

Meiz said...

"with how little you can eat, you fast year round"


I'm a grazer.

El Padrino said...

good point meiz i should tone down the nats wins to about the 68-70 range

El Padrino said...

i kind of like the dodgers rotation

weird

kod said...

Nooner!

El Padrino said...

spiff reyes is fine, hlding him out a week so he can rebuild the leg strength he lost while sitting for two weeks with the thyroid

El Padrino said...

hi tyler

El Padrino said...

yeah beth 3 days, standard

El Padrino said...

ohh...happy birthday Lp!


s

comment of the day

El Padrino said...

"Since when is Hungry Hungry Hippos a bard game?"

RA, R?

Jugdish said...

CLEVELAND (AP) -- Cleveland Browns nose tackle Shaun Rogers was arrested Thursday at Hopkins International Airport for having a loaded gun in his carry-on luggage.




Thanks a lot Bin Laden.

Meiz said...

"RA, R?"

Too much activity for me to consider it a board game

Jugdish said...

it does get pretty intense

Meiz said...

My day just got awful.

Meiz said...

Leave the fucking doors alone.

Meiz said...

Now its gonna get humid as fuck in here

Meiz said...

Prince Fielder - 40 HR away from 200




GOD DAMN, SMOKEY

El Padrino said...

"U.S. Payrolls Rise Most in Three Years

Employers in the U.S. created more jobs in March than at any time in the past three years, showing the recovery from the worst recession since the 1930s is broadening and becoming more entrenched."


if the market was open today it'd be all over this, a good thing for once

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP move over, im jumping on the whole milk bandwagon

it's velvety

El Padrino said...

i'm taking fielder tonight, if he is there at 4

should be

El Padrino said...

spiff knows

Spaceman Spiff said...

freak with major rocket summer chills

Tyler said...

Highlights of UFC 111, according to the Onion

Tyler said...

Let's try this again: Highlights of UFC 111, according to the Onion

Tyler said...

Was there an AL review?

tem said...

"requires ability to freestyle prose and rhyme?"

hilarity

Tyler said...

Let me check my reader.

Tyler said...

Nope, no AL review yet. Who's getting on that?

El Padrino said...

AL is monday, keef wil provide

Tyler said...

AL review should probably read: blah, blah, blah, Bawston, blah, blah, blah, Yankees.

El Padrino said...

in short it's

Yankees win.

The End.

El Padrino said...

the Rays are better than Bahstahn

Jugdish said...

i wish the yankees had the injuries the mess have

Meiz said...

I walk over to Subway to get a sandwich for lunch, and I come back to all 3 of my co-workers "helping" someone make 1 fucking copy.

This is my fucking nightmare.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"This is my fucking nightmare."

if thats your nightmare, you have a suite life

Todd Packer said...

"if thats your nightmare, you have a suite life"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Meiz said...

What about milk?

Tyler said...

Yeah, if that's a nightmare, I would welcome it. I'm reviewing catalog listings right now. BORING.

Meiz said...

"if thats your nightmare, you have a suite life"


I have a trade I'd like to offer you.

El Padrino said...

cant wait to open my new swiffer wet jet

i'm a freak about floors

blue said...

I get it meiz

having to eat at Subway is my nightmare too

/lp

Jugdish said...

I have a trade I'd like to offer you.


David Wright?

/H

isiah thompson said...

Yeah, if that's a nightmare, I would welcome it. I'm reviewing catalog listings right now. BORING.


Fat Cat Catalog?

tem said...

keith, new name and pic up on my blog.

Meiz said...

"keith, new name and pic up on my blog."


A fucking +

tem said...

that's back to back animal humping pics i have used.

tem said...

i'll have to switch it up next time.

Todd Packer said...

"keith, new name and pic up on my blog."

nice work, tem

Beth said...

"keith, new name and pic up on my blog."

Hilarity.

Tyler said...

Wowzers.

Spaceman Spiff said...

noice*

tem said...

does he just work an extra hour for free, or does he get paid for that hour?

tem said...

i think it is time to go walk around outside. weather is awesome today.

El Padrino said...

weather, awesome


yes

isiah thompson said...

Food doesn't suck.


*fized

Dominican As. said...

hee haw

isiah thompson said...

nice work tem

Dominican As. said...

"And EP, we'll probably both forget this bet by the time it's decided, but you want to bet on who finishes the regular season with a better record, Braves or Mets?"


Now you'll remember

isiah thompson said...

block

Dominican As. said...

block

isiah thompson said...

block

isiah thompson said...

block

blue said...

blcok

blue said...

orderd some sushi for lunch. the chick asked "garlic butter or sea salt"..

I was very confused

blue said...

blue says: i don't want any of that

she replies: so nothing on your edemame...

::sushi hai::

Dominican As. said...

always gotta get the sea salt

isiah thompson said...

I've nerve* eaten edemame

tem said...

block

tem said...

garlic butter is always a good addition.

tem said...

just went to the store and bought some wild turkey american honey and peanut butter.

kod said...

shitty blogger

blue said...

i've nerve had that asked of me.

and it's always had seasalt

The Rev said...

When in doubt, go for the garlic butter.

isiah thompson said...

just get bolth*

El Padrino said...

soy beans create estrogen

say no thanks to all

El Padrino said...

great name and pic tem

blue said...

el p?

you eat peeps?

blue said...

or does that adversely effect your 40 time?

kod said...

peeps are gross

The Rev said...

RIP Charlie

isiah thompson said...

"Thankfully, he died as he lived his life -- with dignity and grace," the statement said.


aitch is sorry he missed his last breaths

isiah thompson said...

Twins name RHP Rauch closer to replace Nathan


condolences kodpiece

Dominican As. said...

"peeps are gross"

that

blue said...

nathan is done for the year

kod said...

Twins name RHP Rauch closer to replace Nathan

-bleh

isiah thompson said...

nathan is done for the year


I was talking about Rauch....he sucks

kod said...

wish we could get that closer from the Pads

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