Wednesday, March 03, 2010

Tent City is coming

so maybe when the mayans made the prediction that the world would end in 2012, they weren't too far off. The only problem is that they couldn't predict that we would have the technology to withstand devestating earthquakes and Al Gore. But i'm sure the people in Chile are probably thinking the mayans are pretty smart.

We are selling our house next tuesday. We got one of those PODS to store our stuff in until our other house is finished being built. We're actually paying somebody to buy our house from us, that's how sick of it we are. There really isn't anything interesting there, but it's filler.

I think Lindsay Vonn just fell again.

March Madness is right around the corner, because it's already March. And then there is the March Hare, and the mad hatter, and dick vitale. I don't know who is going to win the tourney this year...shocker, it won't be Gonzaga...they are the Boise State of CBB. They play in a shitty conference and can occasionally play with the big boys, but not this year.

The NBA is in its stretch run too, Lakers and Nuggets in the West, Cavs and Magic in the east...the rest is just a bunch of shitty teams.

NFL, free agency period starts this Friday...excitement abound...I could live with the Broncos drafting Jimmy Claussen...I don't think he'll be there at 11, but if he is....well he won't be.

MLB spring training is in full swing. The Rockies have a ton of hype, which means they'll win 78 games...

You're killing your father Larry.

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blue said...

"Can we get 2 more folks for Y!FMLB?"

there's a Y! league?

El Pad said...

some douchebag has a giant canada flag hanging on the window of his office

i knew there was a reason i hated this fat fuck

blue said...

I have a canadian flag.

Jugdish said...

withstand devestating earthquakes and Al Gore.


hilarity

El Pad said...

the guy with the 13.5 inch dong was on daily show last night

it was a funny the lady waqs trying to figure out why he wasnt in porn

Beth said...

Again with the dong talk EP?

Jugdish said...

Again with the dong talk EP?


making it easy

El Pad said...

"Again with the dong talk EP?"

well now i'm obviously just playing into it

Jugdish said...

well now i'm obviously just playing into it


now...but what about all your dong talk before?

El Pad said...

it's a lov twist of words which is legal, i dont like dong, i said i like dong jokes

i like all perverted jokes

it's not like i'm seth rogen drawing giant dongs all day long

Jugdish said...

i like drawing giant dongs all day long




fixed

El Pad said...

ISWYDT

Jugdish said...

did you hear mike and mike's take on the mess this morning?

El Pad said...

i dont listen to those choirboys

El Pad said...

one guy is a faggot the other is an oaf, a notre dame oaf at that

Jugdish said...

i want to say the prediction was 74 or 75 wins? something like that

tem said...

"it was a funny the lady waqs trying"


say what?

Jugdish said...

i think they're pretty entertaining

El Pad said...

bush in a positive light, karl rove admits some shortcomings

tem said...

old lady secretary is dealing with a homeless retarded person who walked in off the st. and is asking her tons of nonsensical questions.

tem said...

she pawned him off on another office in here.

Beth said...

"it's a lov twist of words which is legal, i dont like dong, i said i like dong jokes"

It amuses me that you still feel the need to state that you don't like dong.

"Maybe THIS time when I tell them that they'll finally get it dammit!!!"

El Pad said...

The Federal Aviation Administration is investigating why a child was allowed to direct air traffic at John F. Kennedy airport, one of the busiest airports in the country.

The FAA says a controller brought the child to work on February 17th and allowed him to talk to pilots.


wft

Beth said...

"old lady secretary is dealing with a homeless retarded person who walked in off the st. and is asking her tons of nonsensical questions"

Where is TP when you need him?

El Pad said...

"It amuses me that you still feel the need to state that you don't like dong."

it's important

tem said...

so talking to pilots = directing traffic?


the pilots heard some 4yr old saying stuff and they blindly listened?

El Pad said...

ford is kicking gm's ass

El Pad said...

"the pilots heard some 4yr old saying stuff and they blindly listened?"

y,sc?

Jugdish said...

from fb



cmep: hubby talks about dong WAY too much...starting to worry!

El Pad said...

tomato shortage

Beth said...

"it's important"

Yeah but if LOV has ignored it the first 99 times you've said it do you really think that the 100th will do the trick?

El Pad said...

jug is enjoying his FB jokes

Beth said...

"cmep: hubby talks about dong WAY too much...starting to worry!"

Hilarity.

Jugdish said...

jug is enjoying his FB jokes


^^^^^^

Beth said...

LOV is enjoying jug's FB jokes

*fixed

blue said...

pilots get to dance with stars and be on the bachelor...so yeah, they listen to whatever they hear in those magical ear things they put on

tem said...

i saw a 4yr old tell the chief of police to take off his hat.

and the chief did.


now columbus is launching an investigation to see why a 4yr old was running the columbus police department.

El Pad said...

facebook worth billions, shaking my damn head

Steve said...

"facebook worth billions, shaking my damn head"


that dude better sale, and sale soon

El Pad said...

he aint, gonna go public

ipo can fetch him just as much assuming he stays on as ceo

El Pad said...

unreal

a little social site created for use on campus

Steve said...

i would have done what that Tom guy did from MySpace.

got my couple hundred million and split.

tem said...

"that dude better sale, and sale soon"

yes, he best be saleing.

tem said...

"unreal

a little social site created for use on campus"

broadcast.com, yahoo.com, google.com

all the same story.

Steve said...

Newlyweds spend first night in jail

"Bride tries to run over hubby’ ex-girlfriend after couple shares champagne"


awesome!

awesome!

Steve said...

"all the same story."


^^^^^^^^

El Pad said...

i have to meet with german regulators tomorrow downtown

wft

El Pad said...

"i would have done what that Tom guy did from MySpace.

got my couple hundred million and split."

lazy fucks, i'd run that compnay until i amassed bloomberg type money, my family would be good until the year 2200

Todd Packer said...

"that dude better sale, and sale soon"

awesome

Steve said...

"lazy fucks"


Nigga please...

What can you do with 10 billion that you can't do with 500 million?

I would have sold and been chilling in the Caribbean on my yacht while you would be attending board meetings and wearing suits.

Advantage --> Steve

Todd Packer said...

"Where is TP when you need him?"

too much tps to deal with the homeless

El Pad said...

"What can you do with 10 billion that you can't do with 500 million?"

greed is good

tem said...

it pisses me off that i never win the lottery.

i don't even win my dollar back.

tem said...

mega millions can join AXE in the FUCK YOU line.

blue said...

IPO is a dum idea.

nobody goes public anymore if they don't have to.

If wants to cash out, he'll sell to Private Equity company and be done with it.

the trend is companies moving from public to private, not the other way around

El Pad said...

"nobody goes public anymore if they don't have to."

that is not true, there are new ipo's almost everyday now

ipo's are hot again

tem said...

of course they are.

El Pad said...

i think i would know

tem said...

MMA talk:

got suite tickets to the WEC here on saturday. still bummed the UFC decided to ditch columbus.

Keef said...

Congrats on saleing* your house, blue

Keef said...

"lazy fucks, i'd run that compnay until i amassed bloomberg type money, my family would be good until the year 2200"

They wouldn't be set with 100 million? And is it important to you that 150 years after your* gone that your family can be lazy and just live off of what you did?

Keef said...

"got suite tickets to the WEC here on saturday. still bummed the UFC decided to ditch columbus."

lower leagues obviously don't have the names, but the fights are usualy suiter*

Keef said...

This morning...

dentist's assistant: Have you been flossing?

me: I think we bolth* know the answer to that.

Keef said...

I hate when they axe that shit. They know by looking in your mouth if you're flossing when they start digging at your gums

Spaceman Spiff said...

"it's not like i'm seth rogen drawing giant dongs all day long"

all jews look the same to EP

Keef said...

"e FAA says a controller brought the child to work on February 17th and allowed him to talk to pilots.
"

Another example of bad NY parenting

Steve said...

If Duke beats Maryland tonight, #1 seed.

Lock it up.

El Pad said...

and that means what exactly, a suite 16 loss?

El Pad said...

"all jews look the same to EP"

good call jonah hill

Beth said...

"greed is good"

EP, you see there's a Wall Street sequel coming out soon?

El Pad said...

yes, i've linked it i think

El Pad said...

gordon gekko is back!

Keef said...

Selig on DP sounding like a douche as normal

Meiz said...

"EP, you see there's a Wall Street sequel coming out soon?"


Looks just as horrible as the 1st

Keef said...

"If Duke beats Maryland tonight, #1 seed. "

AHIK*. 1 day bet on the game?

Keef said...

I'll bet you $1000 that Maryland wins






s

Keef said...

Sully is quitting

Keef said...

final destination type shit

Steve said...

"Looks just as horrible as the 1st"


i don't think i've ever seen the first one.

Keef said...

Daly is awsome*

Steve said...

"AHIK*. 1 day bet on the game?"



sure

El Pad said...

"i don't think i've ever seen the first one."

it was good

tem said...

obviously nerve* seen the 1st one

tem said...

"Sully is quitting"

the pilot?

tem said...

pro bowl going back to hawaii, did we say that?

Steve said...

"Sully is quitting"

i wonder how much money he made/is making off that landing.

Meiz said...

"Daly is awsome*"

My 1st thought after seeing that when he tweeted it last night,

"Oh, JD. This is not smrt."

What a dumbass. I love that guy.

Keef said...

"the pilot?"

Si

Steve said...

She's still got it


There is hope for Lindsay yet.

Keef said...

"i wonder how much money he made/is making off that landing."

$100 million. He should of* waited until he got $10 billion

/LP

Keef said...

There's no hope for Lindsay.

Keef said...

i'm not talking about lohan

Meiz said...

I hate that all of a sudden, there's been this trend around here of people who have "always been a huge Brewers fan". I know who you are, you don't fool me.

Meiz said...

Bossman has an AWFUL memory. Jeezus chris, man. Pull it together.

Keef said...

maybe they don't care if they don't fool you

Meiz said...

I like my rice krispie treats to be gooey

Meiz said...

"maybe they don't care if they don't fool you"


Maybe they don't.

Keef said...

"I like my rice krispie treats to be gooey"

I boat* some rice krispie treat cereal today. I hope it doesn't suck

Meiz said...

"I boat* some rice krispie treat cereal today. I hope it doesn't suck"

sounds awesome

Meiz said...

I need to buy some milk so I can finish my Malt O Meal honey nut cheerios

Keef said...

Do you have to store the milk in the bathroom?

Keef said...

this place blows

El Pad said...

corn beef

Keef said...

yuck

Keef said...

actually corned beef is ok. cabbage is awful

El Pad said...

i like cabbage

El Pad said...

holy shit corned beef is awful for you, shoulda known that

El Pad said...

deke you peeped game on Sade yet?

Keef said...

"holy shit corned beef is awful for you, shoulda known that"

There goes the diet

Spaceman Spiff said...

"There goes the diet"

false, its not 7PM EST yet

El Pad said...

at least it's high in protein

El Pad said...

"false, its not 7PM EST yet"

so you think you can eat a giant meal late night

El Pad said...

corned beef just destroyed my diet for today, i'll have to eat some matzho's for dinner now

had boiled eggs for breakfast, then some pineapple and kiwis

Spaceman Spiff said...

well i can yea

Meiz said...

"deke you peeped game on Sade yet?"

No, not yet. I normally wouldn't be interested, but I'm hearing some rather good things about it. My interest has been piqued.

El Pad said...

"well i can yea"

young buck

Keef said...

WFT? matzho's? Are you trying to make up for the Seth Rogan comment?

Meiz said...

"Do you have to store the milk in the bathroom?"

No, smartypants. I have a normal fridge.

El Pad said...

"No, not yet. I normally wouldn't be interested, but I'm hearing some rather good things about it. My interest has been piqued."

i love her, gonna dl the new joint tonight

Keef said...

"i love her, gonna dl the new joint tonight"


Thief!

/kod

Keef said...

"No, smartypants. I have a normal fridge."

Is that why there's no room in the kitchen?

Spaceman Spiff said...

really dough* doesnt matter when you eat


if you are on a diet, less calories than maintenance = weight loss, simple as that

if i was on a diet, and ate no breakfast, ate 500 cals for lunch then 1000 cals at 11 pm everyday, i would lose weight

El Pad said...

"WFT? matzho's? Are you trying to make up for the Seth Rogan comment?"

i just bought a box yesterday

ns

mad cheap with passover coming and perfect for my diet, they are ok with some nice preserves

El Pad said...

"if you are on a diet, less calories than maintenance = weight loss, simple as that"

spiff's a dr.

Keef said...

L Padrinovitz

El Pad said...

i'm just rounding out my diet

not concerned with weight loss per se

Spaceman Spiff said...

dr. of common sense, a lot of people are

El Pad said...

L Padrinovitz

didnt kod always yell at IAM that he wore a beanie? or was that the weasel?

Keef said...

"i'm just rounding out my diet

not concerned with weight loss per se"

Didn't you say you were trying to lose the gut?

Keef said...

"didnt kod always yell at IAM that he wore a beanie? or was that the weasel?"


weazy

Spaceman Spiff said...

"
not concerned with weight loss per se"

youre gonna get the six pack of 04 without losing weight?

Keef said...

beanie does not = yarmulke

El Pad said...

"if i was on a diet, and ate no breakfast, ate 500 cals for lunch then 1000 cals at 11 pm everyday, i would lose weight"

i just think eating that big that late will cause you to burn off less because your sleeping, if you eat the same amount at lunch you are more active

Keef said...

"i just think eating that big that late will cause you to burn off less because your sleeping, if you eat the same amount at lunch you are more active"


I always wake up and weigh less than when I went to bed

El Pad said...

"youre gonna get the six pack of 04 without losing weight?"

right that's the ultimate plan, first i want to get the diet game tight, if i eat right the weight will come off easily

but it's not centered around losing weight, SWIAS?

a losing weight diet would be like starving yourself for 3 weeks before you go on vacation

El Pad said...

it's complicated

Meiz said...

"Is that why there's no room in the kitchen?"

Yes. Goddman fridge takes up valuable space.

El Pad said...

"I always wake up and weigh less than when I went to bed"

stop pissing the bed Kevin Mc Callister

Keef said...

"a losing weight diet would be like starving yourself for 3 weeks before you go on vacation"

I eat as much now as I did before and I've lost a ton of weight over the last 4 months. Being on my feet all day instead of sitting in a cube probably contributes to that

El Pad said...

"I eat as much now as I did before and I've lost a ton of weight over the last 4 months. Being on my feet all day instead of sitting in a cube probably contributes to that"

bingo

El Pad said...

i sit here all day, my commute, i treat it like being out of jail for an hour

i take the stairs or wlak up the escalator, i walk a bit of a greater distance than i need, etc.

Keef said...

"i sit here all day, my commute, i treat it like being out of jail for an hour

i take the stairs or wlak up the escalator, i walk a bit of a greater distance than i need, etc."


Yeah. Plus, you have to take more steps than most people so that probably helps

El Pad said...

well somtimes i cheat and use my tricycle

Keef said...

Gotta get rid of the trike and get a big wheel, you

JFreak said...

"i just think eating that big that late will cause you to burn off less because your sleeping, if you eat the same amount at lunch you are more active"

I'm guessing for the majority of time after you eat lunch, you are sitting at your desk. Which is pretty much the same amount of physical activity as sleeping.

I can't see changing the time you eat things to have any difference.

Keef said...

GBTBF

Jugdish said...

I can't see changing the time you eat things to have any difference.



probably not...i think its just by the calories per day you consume. I can say for me I don't feel well if i eat too late, and I feel full in the morning. i prefer to eat earlier...say before 7 PM CST

Jugdish said...

i have heard ot said to eat less for each meal and eat more times a day.

Keef said...

you go to the gym so it doesn't count

Jugdish said...

speaking of diets...free booze tonight!

Keef said...

apparently you go to the gym so it doesn't count

El Pad said...

GBTBF

i like this one

Jugdish said...

i run...and have been doing some p90x workouts...need to step that up some

JFreak said...

Evidence against the "eating late is bad for you" myth

look at number 9

answer from google

another

number 5

another

Let me know if you need more.

Jugdish said...

one last bit of proof

tem said...

"I always wake up and weigh less than when I went to bed"

most people always do...unless they eat in their sleep.

tem said...

"a losing weight diet would be like starving yourself for 3 weeks before you go on vacation"

temdiet

El Pad said...

The Truth: No need to feel bad about those late night snacks! In reality, your body has no idea what the clock reads, so you’re ability to metabolize food will be no different whether you’re sitting down for dinner at 6 p.m. or 10 p.m. What is more important when dining late at night, however, is to eat healthy foods – including lean meats, healthy fats, and plenty of veggies – both to ease digestion and best fuel your body for restorative sleep!


right and i said,

"no carbs , no sugars after 7pm"

i didnt say, i cant eat after 7pm

Keef said...

The eating late myth was on Mythbusters during the bat cork episode

tem said...

eating late hurts your sleeping.

Keef said...

"i run...and have been doing some p90x workouts...need to step that up some"


Get married again, and you can stop that shit

Jugdish said...

it also makes you gassy


/cgtif

Jugdish said...

Get married again, and you can stop that shit


nope!

actually i ran a lot while i was married

tem said...

she probably did say that.

Keef said...

I thought about getting that P90X. But I got too tired just watching it

tem said...

some dumb bitch was telling me about p90x.

she said it was doing aerobics for 60-90 minutes a day, 7 days a week.

of course you are going to lose weight doing that.

you could do jumping jacks for 60-90 minutes a day everyday and lose weight.

Jugdish said...

she probably did say that.


i saw it on FB

/Eelp

tem said...

she is on fb. but not my friend.

Jugdish said...

some dumb bitch was telling me about p90x.


its a tough program if you follow it really close...with the diet and all. I'm just going through each of the discs and that's hard enough.

El Pad said...

"actually i ran a lot while i was married"

I just felt like running.

El Pad said...

p90x is that couture thing

Keef said...

"you could do jumping jacks for 60-90 minutes a day everyday and lose weight."

That would suck

Jugdish said...

you could do jumping jacks for 60-90 minutes a day everyday and lose weight.


maybe...but have you seen what some of these fatties eat everyday? 60-90 minutes of exercise a day might allow them to just maintain their current fatness

El Pad said...

An earthquake with a magnitude measured at a preliminary 6.3 struck off Chile north-northwest of Concepcion, the city devastated by Saturday's 8.8-magnitude quake, the U.S. Geological Survey reports. Wednesday's quake was centered about 33 miles north-northwest of Concepcion, at a depth of about 22 miles.

Keef said...

O:FC is running rampant

Keef said...

I wish Boston was in Chile

El Pad said...

wow do you hate boston more than nyc?

Keef said...

I used to hate NYC more, but Boston has been at the top of the list since 2005.

Keef said...

If you want, I can go back to hating NYC more

Jugdish said...

not after 7 PM

Keef said...

I'm not on a diet

Meiz said...

Goddammit.

Non-dummy just fucking broke a hummel figurine.

Keef said...

ZOMG!!!!

Jugdish said...

I'm not on a diet



you should go on a hate diet

Keef said...

she's rich, she can buy another one

El Pad said...

"If you want, I can go back to hating NYC more"

nah, i'm good

tem said...

i hate NYC more

Keef said...

"you should go on a hate diet"

What about late at night?

Jugdish said...

What about late at night?


no hate late at night. in fact it is recommended you get most of your hate out in the morning...

Keef said...

"no hate late at night. in fact it is recommended you get most of your hate out in the morning..."


No can do

Keef said...

I can hate after 7pm because I burn most of my calories between 8pm-midnight

Jugdish said...

serenity now keef...

Keef said...

no

wHeasel said...

"I used to hate NYC more, but Boston has been at the top of the list since 2005."

What happened in 2005?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"right and i said,

"no carbs , no sugars after 7pm"

i didnt say, i cant eat after 7pm"

to each his own, just saying this isnt needed

Keef said...

"What happened in 2005?"

Insufferableness reacht* its boiling point.

Keef said...

old

Keef said...

new

Keef said...

just saw some fat pig in the produce section getting some tomatoes and she sneezed all over them w/o covering her mouth. Fucking pigs

Keef said...

Nolan is high

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