Wednesday, March 17, 2010

St. Patrick's day

It's like Christmas today in Bahston. People waking up with the expectation of drinking lots of green beer, wearing lots of shamrocks and seeing some tits and then passing out....all before noon. I like St. Patrick's day even if i'm not Irish. Cmblue is Irish and pretty much hates today. I'm making her dress bgblue1 up as a leprechaun and bring her to work...it'll be great. I also plan to talk with a bad irish accent all day.

I've been too damn busy lately at work. I don't like that. I might have to find a new job, one that pays more with more free time.

I really enjoy eating sunflower seeds. My latest obsession (and by latest, i mean the last few years) is the Jalapeno Hot Salsa seed by David's and sons. Traditional original ones are great too.

NCAA tournament starts tomorrow. Some team that I haven't seen play all year will win the whole thing. Fuck Dook.

I'm thinking about buying a Brady Quinn jersey...a browns one, and wearing it to Broncos games next year.

I know i'm late to the game, but that Tosh.0 show is hilarity.

Ok, i'm done, this might be a perfect example of D- work

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I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

nice post freak

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

wanna see me lucky charms beth?

Beth said...

So many possible leprechaun jokes...

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

oops, forgot it was St. Patty's Day and threw on an Orange shirt

good thing neither of my bosses are Irish Catholic

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

i hate my bracket too

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

too much chalk

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

i dont have a green dress shirt but i have close to one that i am wearing

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

holy smokes the scretary looks smoking in a green dress with black tights

she has HEEE-YYUUUGE tits

Jugdish said...

i dont have a green dress shirt but i have close to one that i am wearing


::shamrocks::

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

it's a seafoam green

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

so it's light blue with green hue

Jugdish said...

my uniform has some green in it

Beth said...

"it's a seafoam green"

So you do have a green shirt, got it.

/as.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

good one

Jugdish said...

i wonder if as. is wearing his green shirt today

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

corned beef tonight
beer

mexican tomorrow
beer

pizza friday
beer

ac this weekend
everything

wow, lifestyle gonna take a hit the next couple of days

Steve said...

damit, i havn't even looked at my bracket yet, i have till tonight right?

tem said...

tem is wearing green.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

yeah, i'm taking cuse out of the final four

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

tem if i pick wvu to win it all in my money bracket will you be mad at me?

tem said...

i forgot who i picked.

probably wvu to win it all.

free brackets let you do shit like that.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

free bracket cuse all the way

money bracket not so much

tem said...

got it, el pad would not bet cuse to win it all.


gonna bet on cuse now.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

ohio state lost to unc?


wft

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

wft

was that when Turner was out?

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

must have been

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

was that when Turner was out?

no, he played (just lookt it up); huh.

tem said...

no, it was really early in the season when UNC didn't know it sucked.

tem said...

i think michigan beat duke early on too.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

i really dont want to pick kansas

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

i dont mind kansas as a program but Bill Self rubs me the wrong way

tem said...

pick baylor

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

anyone mention the mike tyson racing pigeons show?

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

Justified was good enough for me to watch the next episode

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

dead already

excellent

blue said...

"ohio state lost to unc?


wft"

they are the defending national champions

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JFreak said...

Anyone besides EP want to do the NCAA suicide pool I mentioned yesterday?

I figure we'll do it old school, like the first nfl suicide on here, and make a post each day so people can make their picks.

tem said...

I can't do a suicide pool. won't be on here thurs or friday.

tem said...

i'll pay the $10 this year for the domain.

Jugdish said...

im in...but there is a good chance ill miss a day and be out

Steve said...

"Anyone besides EP want to do the NCAA suicide pool I mentioned yesterday?"


i'm game

tem said...

what's ark-pbs chance of upsetting duke?

i mean what is vegas saying.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

-750

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

you put up 750 to win 100

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

lets fight

blue said...

how does the suicide pool work?

just pick a team and if they lose you're out?

blue said...

just one team?

blue said...

when do you need your picks in?

i'm game, just because it sounds awesomely interesting

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

i'm against the cry it out method personally

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

wait a second our draft is sunday?

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

time to pre-rank

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

was the order determined yet?

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

freak sucks

tem said...

"you put up 750 to win 100"

this can't possibly be the odds for ark-pb beating duke.

maybe for duke beating ark-pb, but not the other way around.

tem said...

"wait a second our draft is sunday?"

is that the yahoo! one?

i just picked a day for that. i can move it.

tem said...

i am the commish of the yahoo! league.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i'm against the cry it out method personally"

when are you supposed to start 'cry it out', as soon as you bring the baby home?

Spaceman Spiff said...

corned beef in the slow cooker

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"corned beef in the slow cooker"

nice work

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"when are you supposed to start 'cry it out', as soon as you bring the baby home?"

3-6 month range i believe is the general consensus

Meiz said...

"My latest obsession (and by latest, i mean the last few years) is the Jalapeno Hot Salsa seed by David's and sons."

absolutely


Also, bbq

Spaceman Spiff said...

"REDSKINS SIGN REX GROSSMAN"

suite

s

Meiz said...

I'll do the suicide pool too

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

REX!

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

yeah, I'll join the suicide league too

Spaceman Spiff said...

epic subway girl

hilarity. super hilarity starts at 2:35

Spaceman Spiff said...

anyone watch the seton hall game last night, nut punch was hilarity. texas tech guy came down the court and seton hall guy gives him a short jab to the nuts, gets ejected

video

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"epic subway girl

hilarity. super hilarity starts at 2:35"

i'm so disappointed in you, this is super cumfastery from at least a year ago

Spaceman Spiff said...

i know the vid is old, its dated 08, dont remember seeing it

isiah thompson said...

i think michigan beat duke early on too.

this was last season

isiah thompson said...

I'm doing cornbeef on Friday - taking the day off work.

cornbeef and hoops

lean back

isiah thompson said...

she has HEEE-YYUUUGE tits


two* words for you:

pic-tures

isiah thompson said...

W&M gave UNC a game last night - that shows how sorry UNC really is this season.

tem said...

"i think michigan beat duke early on too.

this was last season"

oh....uconn this year?

they beat OSU, but I think that was when Turner was hurt or just getting back. Although they played them real tough in the tourney.

they always play osu tough though.

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isiah thompson said...

oh....uconn this year?


yeah they beat uconn this year and like you said, osu when turner was out.

isiah thompson said...

meeting with 3 headhunters in the next day or so.

your boy is looking for a new yob*

isiah thompson said...

i'm against the cry it out method personally


so you like to be picked up and nursed before beddy-bye time?

got it

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

good luck zeke

isiah thompson said...

good luck zeke



thanks mayne!

JFreak said...

"how does the suicide pool work?

just pick a team and if they lose you're out?"

Every day that there are games, you pick a team. If they lose, you lose.

Last man standing wins.

And person with the best record secondarily wins.

JFreak said...

"when do you need your picks in?"

I'll put a post up each morning. Just need to get your pick in before the games start.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

which teams build through the draft better

isiah thompson said...

re: brackets

I'm picking Dook to go far, out of principal*.


if they win I get the points (duh)

but if they lose early I get that satisfaction as well.

it's a win-win

Meiz said...

"i'm so disappointed in you, this is super cumfastery from at least a year ago"


Same

JFreak said...

"i'll pay the $10 this year for the domain."

Sent you instructions to your hotmail address.

JFreak said...

We doing a bracket challenge this year?

Jugdish said...

meeting with 3 headhunters in the next day or so.


what tribe are they from?

/kod

Jugdish said...

meeting with 3 headhunters in the next day or so.


good luck to you!

isiah thompson said...

thanks yug*!

isiah thompson said...

UM's spring practice started yesterday.

they didn't lose.

tem said...

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Your domain registration has been extended for one year.

tem said...

and good luck to zeke...didn't know you were looking for a new yob.

Jugdish said...

rodeo tonight to see Gary Allen and eat some awesome BBQ...suite!

isiah thompson said...

thanks tem (domain name loot)

thanks tem (yob* luck)

Jugdish said...

thanks tem (domain name loot)


I'll get it next year


/H

tem said...

"rodeo tonight to see Gary Allen and eat some awesome BBQ...suite!"

thanks for inviting me

tem said...

s

s is because you didn't invite me.

tem said...

is it because i said it was mean to piss on the opposum?

tem said...

WHY?????????????????

Jugdish said...

actually i was invited...they were not my tickets

Jugdish said...

opossums suck

Jugdish said...

actually its O'Possums, since today is St. Patty's Day

Meiz said...

9/11 thingy

tem said...

"actually i was invited...they were not my tickets"

oh, ok then.

tem said...

just boat* some brooks and dunn tickets to see them here. actually aldean is opening so i am going for him.

Keef said...

"So you do have a green shirt, got it.

/as."



^^^^^^^^^^

Steve said...

If it's not broke, don't fix it

Keef said...

"i wonder if as. is wearing his green shirt today"

Thought about it, but no.

Jugdish said...

just boat* some brooks and dunn tickets to see them here. actually aldean is opening so i am going for him.


aldean played a week or so ago here at the rodeo, and brooks and dunn is this saturday. I won't make either...but i do like aldean.

Keef said...

"corned beef tonight
beer

mexican tomorrow
beer

pizza friday
beer

ac this weekend
everything"



So you got the 6-pack back already?

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"thanks tem (domain name loot)


I'll get it next year


/H"


true double dragon

tem said...

somebody knocked winnie cooper up

Keef said...

"i really dont want to pick kansas"


Hi, me

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"We doing a bracket challenge this year?"

y, sc?

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

5 guys burger, no fries though

will never do that again
you go there full bore or dont go at all

Keef said...

"your boy is looking for a new yob*"

good luck

JFreak said...

Yes, I am serious.

Meiz said...

"Maybe you didn't notice, but I wasn't on lov this past week."


Lets think about who this was directed at.

Keef said...

Barack-etology


Stop

It

tem said...

tossing obamas picks into the pool

JFreak said...

Yeah, clearly didn't think that one through.

which is why it was deleted.

But now that we've established that there is a bracket challenge, can someone hit me with the info.

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

Barack-etology


Stop

It

-he picked Xavier; I'm voting for Romney in 2012 (sorry Steve)

Keef said...

"he picked Xavier"

It's because Xavier is a black name

Meiz said...

I don't have much variation in my barack-ets this year. I feel lazy.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

X-Man was great

isiah thompson said...

League ID: 55423
Password: pathword

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

you are lazy

isiah thompson said...

thanks keef!

isiah thompson said...

5 guys burger, no fries though

will never do that again
you go there full bore or dont go at all

jeebus chris son, did you wash it down with a diet coke?

No fries? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn.

tem said...

"jeebus chris son, did you wash it down with a diet coke?

No fries? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn."


^^^^

no fries? wft?

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"^^^^

no fries? wft?"

gonna be a bad boy tonight

moderation, keeping calories low for the most part, already dropped a few pounds, can tell by my pants

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

six pack by june

DET

Jugdish said...

six pack by june



TWHS

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

i like your style jug

JFreak said...

"League ID: 55423
Password: pathword"

It says that's not the password.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

Kod they better lock it up.

"The Yankee high command is watching the Joe Mauer negotiations with keen interest."

Steve said...

been trying to eat my lunch for an hour now.

bossman came in to talk, about something that couldn't have watied, for 30 minutes.

then bossman #2 comes in and does the same thing.


now my taco salad is cold


woe

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

Kod they better lock it up.

-yeah, after all the public money going to the new stadium (under the promise that it is necessary to increase payroll and compete with the big boys) it would be the ultimate PR disaster to trade him

Meiz said...

"@iracane MLB Network just interrupted Braves game to tell us that Rangers manager Ron Washington tested pos. for cocaine last July."


W. O. W.

blue said...

i like poop

blue said...

i need the info to join the Y! fmlb league

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

washington must be a good influence on josh hamilton

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

ron wash does hag some big nostrils

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

cocaine but?

your like 60 bro

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

a couple of pudding cups could have done the job

jesus

blue said...

CFO: how was your interview

blue: she looked good in her pantsuit

CFO: ::sexual harrassment stare::

blue: so..umm we won't be hiring her

Meiz said...

Blue has the best job ever

Steve said...

"tested pos. for cocaine last July"


doesn't cocaine only stay in your system for a few hours...half a day tops?

he must be doing it ALL the time.

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

he must be doing it ALL the time.


^^^^^^^^^

I think it stays for about 3 days...but yeah, valid point (ns)

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

cant wait for some rafferty/gus johnson

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

ONIONS!

Keef said...

"you are lazy"


He's busy, bro. He doesn't have time for that shit

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

ETEO

Keef said...

"cant wait for some rafferty/gus johnson"


tOSU comes out in the MANTOMAN

Keef said...

Free baja fresh burrito tonight.


DIT*

Keef said...

"^^^^

no fries? wft?"


zeke was quoting Friday, tem

isiah thompson said...

"League ID: 55423
Password: pathword"

It says that's not the password.


yeah I made that up

isiah thompson said...

legit league ID is:

43189


not sure about the password (ns)

Jugdish said...

keef...working on copying p90x dvds to my laptop. i hope you want to deal with this shit

Keef said...

"not sure about the password "

It's pathword

ns

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

Brandon Spikes, 5.01 40 yard dash

no thanks Brian

Keef said...

"keef...working on copying p90x dvds to my laptop. i hope you want to deal with this shit"

Do I need all the equipment?

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

brandon

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

Hayden though,4.45

hello joe

Keef said...

"Brandon Spikes, 5.01 40 yard dash

no thanks Brian"


HILARITY

Jugdish said...

Do I need all the equipment?


i have a pullup bar and an exercise mat. i need to get one or two more pairs od dumb bells though

Meiz said...

Facebook has overtaken Google as the most popular website in the US.


FACE!

isiah thompson said...

no thanks Brian

you sir, are legend*

isiah thompson said...

EP, don't botch your renewals


"Helen...will you marry me again"

cmep: ::supermariobros::

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

that dine in thing i mentioned

water street rest has the lamb shank on there

DET will consume

isiah thompson said...

water street rest has the lamb shank on there

DET will consume


you're taking that ab thing seriously

Jugdish said...

water street rest has the lamb shank on there



::three bills::

Beth said...

"doesn't cocaine only stay in your system for a few hours...half a day tops?"

About 3 months in hair follicles.

I know this cause I have a friend who recently busted her husband out for doing coke (and having an affair but that's another story) so I did a little research.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"you're taking that ab thing seriously"

hi keef

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

water street rest has the lamb shank on there



::three bills::

$25, plus app and dessert

det

blue said...

what if you're shaved like H?

blue said...

ep's diet is like the opposite of the temdiet

isiah thompson said...

$25, plus app and dessert

det

25$???

that's way too much


/mize & yug*

Jugdish said...

what if you're shaved like H?


pubes

/beth

isiah thompson said...

hi keef

hello clarice

Jugdish said...

$25, plus app and dessert

det



can i add a bottle of wine for $175?

/zeke & Lp

isiah thompson said...

/zeke & Lp


hilarity

Beth said...

"what if you're shaved like H?"

It's the follicles that they test, that little white part that's actually in your head, not the hair itself.

(Or what jug said.)

tem said...

"zeke was quoting Friday, tem"

like i'd know that.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

I ♥ LOV

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

it's not a diet it's a lifestyle

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

my own terms, fuck dr atkins

isiah thompson said...

it's not a diet it's a lifestyle


god bless you

isiah thompson said...

so many yoke* possibilities with that comment

blue said...

dong


it's not a diet, it's a lifestyle


inadial

isiah thompson said...

Ben Smith's 3-pointer with 1.9 seconds left lifted eighth-seeded Jacksonville to a stunning 67-66 win in front of 2,968 at Wells Fargo Arena. The Sun Devils lost an 11-point lead in the final four minutes and a five-point lead in the final 20 seconds.


damn, I turned that off in the 2nd half when ASU was up big.

Keef said...

"i have a pullup bar and an exercise mat. i need to get one or two more pairs od dumb bells though"


I need to get a pullup bar and some dumb bells. So yeah, I need to get the equipment. Got it.

tem said...

you should have kept watching

tem said...

so derek anderson is gonna take mark* leinhart's job?

Keef said...

"it's not a diet it's a lifestyle"


It's how you diet in real life

blue said...

large crowd to see ASU get beat

Keef said...

"so derek anderson is gonna take mark* leinhart's job?"

Yes

Keef said...

block

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