Tuesday, March 02, 2010

SS Panty Dropper

That's the name of the pontoon boat some dudes used to own. They lived by exfemtem's house. They had about 5 guys living in a 2br place. It was odd. They had the pontoon and a van that had "Panty Patrol" written on it. The van even had a badge painted on it. These guys are either the coolest people ever or not. Well I guess probably not, but they might be cool. I'll never know now. They sold the van and the bought* and moved away. Also I moved.

Let's talk assholes

I know it is hard to determine if someone you have never met is an asshole or not, but that doesn't stop me from trying. Like George Clooney, I don't think he is an asshole. He seems like he would be a cool guy. Andy Dick on the other hand seems like an asshole. Dan Patrick seems like an asshole. Ryan Reynolds seems cool. Jay Leno, seems like an asshole, Conan cool, Letterman, not sure. Anyway....I don't know why anyone in the NASCAR media won't say it, but Danica Patrick seems like she could be an asshole. I have never heard her take the blame for one of her wrecks. Every time she wrecks (which is alot, more on that later) it is 100% someone elses fault. Now I don't know if she is playing the media because that's what they want to hear or if she really thinks that every time she rams into something that it is 100% not her fault.

Now, onto her frequent wrecks. She wrecks a lot. I think in her 3 NASCAR tries she wrecked twice. Once she hit a guy who was just getting up to speed. She of course blamed him 100% for it, but really I gotta say it was all her fault. When is the last time you saw any of the good drivers hit someone getting up to speed?? Johnson, Gordon, Martin, Stewart, Harvick, etc these guys probably have done that once combined. Wrecking into someone getting up to speed is not something a talented driver does.

I am glad to see the INDY season roll into here because it means no more Danica talk in NASCAR. Now she can go cause wrecks there and blame it on the other person.

Let's talk about WVU

Double bye in the Big East tourney is nice, but when the Big Dance rolls around they are going to be on upset alert. I bet 90% of brackets have them losing in round 1 or 2. They constantly fall behind by 10+ points and they try for about 24 minutes of game time. That won't cut it in the tourney. I hope Huggy Bear bitch slaps them into playing a full game sometime soon.

Shopping list

Q tips
Body Wash
Pop
Juice
Butter
Cereal
Milk
Frozen Pizza
mac n cheese
pierogies (sp?)
buffalo meat
pork chop
bread
salsa
chips
queso dip
bagged salad because i am lazy

Well it is 4 minutes past when I am supposed to be at work and I am still at home. I am an asshole like D. Patrick might be.

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El Pad said...

buffarro* meet*?

El Pad said...

you forgot avocados

El Pad said...

"ep - warren buffet's annual letter to shareholders is out."

read that shit yesterday morning son, money never sleeps kid

El Pad said...

the best quote from that letter was this:

"When it rains gold, bring a bucket. Not a thimble."

He was admonishing himself for not buying more of something

El Pad said...

where's tits

El Pad said...

"Let's talk assholes"


yummy

/meiz

El Pad said...

patrick is a bitch not an asswhole*

El Pad said...

and you left keef off the a hole list

El Pad said...

wvu smoked gtown last night

El Pad said...

andy dick is a severe drug addict

El Pad said...

"pork chop"

just one? where do you buy just one, assuming you dont use a butcher shop?

El Pad said...

body wash?

cuz i'm a man

Steve said...

more fucking snow.


this is bullshit.

Steve said...

"cuz i'm a man"


anything is possible, i'm on a horse.

Beth said...

"Body Wash"

Axe?

Beth said...

Re: George Clooney

Everything I've ever read about him says he's a very cool guy. It seems like any male journalist who interviews him ends up with a man crush on him.

As for me, well let's just say I think Clooney deserves the name "panty dropper" a hell of a lot than those losers with the boat and van.

Beth said...

Hell of a lot MORE I meant


"goddman preview

/as."

blue said...

i play the "this guy would be cool to hang out with" game a lot

I'm torn on some people. Like I think Ochocinco would be a riot to hang out with, but i'd get bored of his antics.

Carmelo seems like a cool guy, good personality always smiling, likes to smoke grass, but the one time I met him he was a cantakerous asswipe. Kenyon Martin would seem like a jerk, but in real life is super cool.

Jack Johnson, the singer not the fighter, would be a cool guy to hang out with too.

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blue said...

sometimes I wonder if celebrities play the same game.

George Clooney: "you know who would be cool to hang out with....Blue, he's chill and likes to party. Whereas Kevin is insufferable and point out everyone's flaws...if he were a woman he'd be a bitch"

blue said...

Also, I think Brad Pitt would be cool to hang out with...i wouldn't have said that 10 years ago, but you know he's fun when get gets off his leash....and the hilarity he displays in some of his movies has to be real, right?

blue said...

really the whole ocean's 11 cast would be fun...except Bernie Mac, i'm guessing he wouldn't be a lot of fun

El Pad said...

did i miss erin andrews on DWTS?

Beth said...

They may be really old now but I've always thought Mick Jagger and Keith Richards would be a blast to hang out with.

Beth said...

"did i miss erin andrews on DWTS?"

Well considering they just announced that last night probably not.

El Pad said...

Nicole Scherzinger (Pussycat Doll)

oh yeah, this is a masturbation dwts edition

between her and erin i might actually tune in, will make cmep happy

El Pad said...

pam anderson

cmon grandma, die of hep c already

El Pad said...

shannon doherty

interesting, hope she's wroking out, she might look like a cougar if she tones up and hits a tanning bed

Steve said...

"i play the "this guy would be cool to hang out with" game a lot"

i've always thought Bruce Willis would be a cool guy to hang out with.

Beth said...

"oh yeah, this is a masturbation dwts edition"

I didn't really need to know this.

El Pad said...

beth me and you are gonna fuck one day

it's in the stars

El Pad said...

"i play the "this guy would be cool to hang out with" game a lot"

bomani jones

/meiz

Beth said...

I think Ice T would be very cool to hang out with.

(You need to click on the link too, it's hilarity I think.)

Beth said...

"beth me and you are gonna fuck one day"

Sorry, there's a height requirement for this ride.

El Pad said...

if i balance on my dick i'll easily be tall enough

Beth said...

See, I thought you were already doing that when you referenced 5'9 & 1/2. I figured that's where the 1/2 came from.

El Pad said...

no those are my balls

El Pad said...

speaking of balls, pelosi has some

El Pad said...

"Netflix has begun surveying customers asking if they would be interested in an application for the iPhone which would allow customers to instantly watch movies anf tv shows without an additional fee."

blockbuster should be officially dead now

El Pad said...

"Against all laws of nature, Big Momma’s House 3 keeps happening, though it probably won’t be called that."

Martin is broke

Steve said...

"I figured that's where the 1/2 came from"


ouch

blue said...

"i've always thought Bruce Willis would be a cool guy to hang out with."

when he was married to Demi, they lived in a small town in Idaho. I went to school with a bunch of kids who lived there and knew them...they said he was super cool, demi too

blue said...

he would tend bar at the bar he owned in town sometimes

El Pad said...

i found it funny the russian president came out and admonished everyone involved in the russian olympic teams across the board, this was thier worst showing ever

and they are in russia in 4 years

tem said...

"just one? where do you buy just one, assuming you dont use a butcher shop?"

grocery store meat counter.

they will sell you a half of one if you want.

of course is a half a pork chop really just one small pork chop?

it's like having half a hole. you can't.

El Pad said...

“…LeBron James told the Cleveland Plain Dealer that he has filed the necessary paperwork with the NBA to change his jersey number from 23 to 6 next season.”I’ve done it,” James said. “I already sent it in. I’m going to be number 6.”

ok kobe

tem said...

demi and ashton seem like they'd be cool.

ashton more so now than 5yrs ago.

El Pad said...

BILLY JOEL DOO-WOOP SUCKS!!!

tem said...

johnny depp would be either totally cool or amazingly wierd.

tem said...

your face sucks

tem said...

HOW THE FUCK IS THE POST OFFICE NOT PROFITABLE!!?!?!?!?!?!?!

El Pad said...

depp is weird

he lives in france

El Pad said...

booby deniro seems cool

El Pad said...

i think me and omar epps would smoke a bone together

Beth said...

"BILLY JOEL DOO-WOOP SUCKS!!!"

Finally saw Step-Brothers this weekend and thought it was hilarity that they in it was a Billy Joel tribute band but only for songs from the 80's on, like that doo wop crap.

Steve said...

"The massive earthquake that struck Chile on Saturday may have shifted the Earth's axis and created shorter days, scientists at NASA say.

The change is negligible, but permanent: Each day should be 1.26 microseconds shorter, according to preliminary calculations. A microsecond is one-millionth of a second."

that's kinda cool

blue said...

"HOW THE FUCK IS THE POST OFFICE NOT PROFITABLE!!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

is this (s)?

they charge .44 and pay their carriers like $20/hour plus a ton of benefits

blue said...

didn't they say the earthquake also lifted the city like 6 feet or something

El Pad said...

scientists are dumb

JFreak said...

"Our records indicate that your domain registration for lordzofvengeance.com will expire on March 31, 2010 . To continue using your Google Apps services, you will need to take one of the following actions:

Renew your domain registration for $10 for an additional year. This is the safest and quickest option to continue using Google Apps. To renew your registration, click here."

Who wants to pay this year?

Meiz said...

"buffarro* meet*?"


You erve had a buffalo burger, EP?

Beth said...

"Who wants to pay this year?"

Using Obama reasoning, I vote blue.

El Pad said...

"You erve had a buffalo burger, EP?"

yes, delicious

didnt think to buy it for home though

El Pad said...

"Who wants to pay this year?"

meiz

Meiz said...

"…LeBron James told the Cleveland Plain Dealer that he has filed the necessary paperwork with the NBA to change his jersey number from 23 to 6 next season."


Eel Padrino

El Pad said...

still never fixed the ad sense debacle google has created

Meiz said...

"meiz"


www.sonsofkc.blogspot.com

JFreak said...

"still never fixed the ad sense debacle google has created"

That's all your own doing.

Jugdish said...

"...if he were a woman he'd be a bitch"


"Sorry, there's a height requirement for this ride."

"I figured that's where the 1/2 came from"


all hilarity

Meiz said...

We should take up a collection at the bar this week and pool the $ we get. Then we can pay Tyler a handsome fee to do a redesign again.

El Pad said...

"That's all your own doing."

googles fault, i'll fix it one day

tem said...

obviously rev should pay.

tem said...

post office brings in millions of dollars of revenue per day. they should be able to be profitable.

fuck the post office.

blue said...

i'll pay it freak..

just send me the info including your credit card number and we'll be set

blue said...

"post office brings in millions of dollars of revenue per day. they should be able to be profitable."

it's run by the government...government bleeds money...they have 32 layers of management

if it were privatized like UPS and Fedex, it would make money

El Pad said...

john daly show

deek* must be all over this

tem said...

"if it were privatized like UPS and Fedex, it would make money"

^^^^

tem said...

any idiot could make it profitable, but the government fucks it up.

tem said...

that's my point

Meiz said...

"john daly show

deek* must be all over this"

Yes

tem said...

shouldn't the pussy cat doll run away with the dancing with the stars title?

she is a dancer...

El Pad said...

yeah she should and she's hot

blue said...

her penis will keep her from winning though

blue said...

so who is watching Kate's kids for the 8 weeks she's on the show? That's a great parent right there.

tem said...

is she from NYC?

wHeasel said...

Good morning, fuckers.

The tales of my demise have been grately* exaggerated

El Pad said...

zeke, do work son

Spaceman Spiff said...

"did i miss erin andrews on DWTS?"

padrinofast

Spaceman Spiff said...

lebron, devastating pick

wHeasel said...

Sick as a dog, you.

El Pad said...

lebron is ugly

tem said...

he is rich.

that makes his ugliness irrelevant.

tem said...

he has enough money to pay you to suck his dick.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The change is negotiable, but permanent: Each day should be 1.26 microseconds shorter, according to preliminary calculations."

*fized

/beff

wHeasel said...

"lebron is ugly"

But he gets more ass than all of us here combined.

Well...except maybe Beth.

Spaceman Spiff said...

GIF

blue said...

nope, he's gotta a man



what's your man got to do with me...i'm not tryin to hear dat see

Spaceman Spiff said...

good move freeing the arm from the backpack strap

Beth said...

Where do you find all these gif's spiff? 1 or 2 sites or just randomly around the interweb?

blue said...

"good move freeing the arm from the backpack strap"

he just needs a shirt that says I AM A MOTHERFUCKER

El Pad said...

mike lewis big short book zeke

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Where do you find all these gif's spiff? 1 or 2 sites or just randomly around the interweb?"

randomly, but you can go to a site like 4gifs.com and find a brazillion

Spaceman Spiff said...

like this

beff might temgage if she met this chick

Meiz said...

Flippy floppies

Spaceman Spiff said...

""USC S Taylor Mays clocked an unofficial time of 4.24"

ties johnson if it holds up, more impressive cuz he's bigger and a safety

Keef said...

"Every time she wrecks (which is alot, more on that later) it is 100% someone elses fault."

1. She's a woman, so she can't drive

2. She's a woman, so everything is someone else's fault

El Pad said...

wow

tem said...

as.,

twhnbs

Keef said...

turd

tem said...

who is a turd?

Keef said...

this joint

El Pad said...

rip bernie mac

mafuggin keeds

blue said...

Taylor Mays is a stud too, and he'll probably drop down to late in the 1st. Ravens will probably get him like they always get all the studs

Keef said...

whoa

Keef said...

Call it a brazillian

El Pad said...

burrito for lunch

det

Jugdish said...

Call it a brazillian



those poor troops.

/obama

Beth said...

"beff might temgage if she met this chick"

I think I'm in love.

blue said...

i can do that

Beth said...

Yeah but you're male so points are automatically deducted for that.

Spaceman Spiff said...

so mays actually ran a 4.43, nothing to see here

Meiz said...

New guy annoys the shit out of me.

El Pad said...

unofficial time stinks

Meiz said...

Pub trivia tonight. Gotta win.

Beth said...

"Pub trivia tonight. Gotta win."

You going to cheat again?

s

Steve said...

"You going to cheat again?"


What would Tonya do, Meiz?

Keef said...

"Pub trivia tonight. Gotta win."

make sure to bring 20 people

Meiz said...

"make sure to bring 20 people"

That's not my job

Keef said...

What is your job?

blue said...

his job is to bitch about them losing

Keef said...

Oh. Well then he deserves a raise

Keef said...

mize, whatever happened to operation: fire dummy

El Pad said...

you have to admire sen. bunning a little bit, not budging on that spending bill

Meiz said...

"What is your job?"

Answer music questions

Beth said...

His job is working for UPS, am I the only one that pays attention around here?!?!

/ep

Meiz said...

"mize, whatever happened to operation: fire dummy"

bossman has a massive sleeve of wizard

Keef said...

"Answer music questions"

Did you guys win last week?

El Pad said...

does the pregnant girl have swollen tits?

Meiz said...

"Did you guys win last week?"

We pulled a MESS. Out of the gate like gangbusters, and shit the bed in the 2nd half.

Meiz said...

"does the pregnant girl have swollen tits?"

Don't know. She was wearing a coat. Is also a heifer.

Keef said...

"We pulled a MESS. Out of the gate like gangbusters, and shit the bed in the 2nd half."

Do your job better

Meiz said...

yung munny

Meiz said...

"Do your job better"

That's not my job

El Pad said...

well this is fun

Keef said...

Federal investigators want to talk to Mets center fielder Carlos Beltran about a Canadian doctor accused of selling an unapproved drug, according to multiple media reports Tuesday.

Keef said...

Justin Upton gonna get paid

Keef said...

The 40 retirees enjoying summer vacation at a seaside campground nestled under pine trees knew they had to move fast after Chile's powerful earthquake struck.
They didn't make it. The tsunami came in three waves, surging 200 yards into this Pacific Ocean resort town and dragging away the bus they'd piled into, hoping to get to high ground.



Damn

Meiz said...

Dummy acts like she's a big art buff, yet she only ever throws out the mainstream artists' names everybody knows.

This fools no one

Keef said...

our father, who is Art in heaven

El Pad said...

chinese gooseberries are good

Meiz said...

Hey LeBron, what do feel like doing tonight?


Yamming one on the Knicks.


Okay, cool.

Keef said...

"chinese gooseberries are good"

::duck duck goose::

El Pad said...

kiwi

Keef said...

oh. yeah kiwi is good

El Pad said...

time is not cooperating

Keef said...

dentist tomorrow morning. joy

El Pad said...

tiiiiimmmmmeee

why you punish me

Keef said...

hootie

El Pad said...

ooo i've successfully dodged that guy for 3 years now

fuck the dentist, i only go unless i'm in pain

Keef said...

So tem thinks everyone named D. Patrick is an as.hole?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"fuck the dentist, i only go unless i'm in pain"

EP's to-do list

548. hire english tutor for daughter

Keef said...

" Meiz said...
Hey LeBron, what do feel like doing tonight?


Yamming one on the Knicks.


Okay, cool."


WFT. Blogger is fuckt up. This comment wasn't here before

Keef said...

"EP's to-do list"


funny

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea blogger is fucked, yesterday the comment count was bouncing around during each refresh

Keef said...

"yea blogger is fucked, yesterday the comment count was bouncing around during each refresh"

Quick, someone pay the bill

Spaceman Spiff said...

rich eisen running the 40 vid is hilarity when they overlap him and the players running

Meiz said...

::duck duck goose::



::duck duck grey duck::

/Kod

El Pad said...

eisen did that last year i think

i hope he blows a hammy one year, live

that would be great

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Carroll timed Mays at 4.19"

hilarity

blue said...

mays could run under 4

El Pad said...

lil mexican guy that cleans the bathroom is so pleasant

blue said...

we were running 40's for basketball the summer before my senior year.

2 groups guards/wings and bigmen

the guard group was smat* we moved up and were running 35 yards, our times were phenominal

blue said...

point is, maybe that's what taylor mays was doing to PETEY

tem said...

"So tem thinks everyone named D. Patrick is an as.hole?"

the thought crossed my mind.

you got any examples who aren't? i'd be willing to listen.

tem said...

tem ran a 4.1 in 8th grade.

then they realized it was 30yds.

tem said...

actually check that, i think the 4.1 30yd was a 4.3.

Meiz said...

My lack of speed is legendary.

tem said...

that is true. stories of it made their way all the way to WaVa and Temhio.

El Pad said...

you guys know el pad was on the track team right

but quit cuz running sucks

Meiz said...

Track is stupid. Ready, set, RUN!

tem said...

track is where most of the short guys end up.

Meiz said...

High level T & F is hdh, though

El Pad said...

no, track coach was the 1st base coach on the baseball team and encouraged me to do it whilst playing beisbol*

Keef said...

I'd be shocked if LP ran slower than a 4.4 40

Keef said...

any ratard can run

El Pad said...

he was also a strength coach on my jv basketball team, sophmore year

Keef said...

where did LP play in beisbol

El Pad said...

I'd be shocked if LP ran slower than a 4.4 40

be shocked

4.51

El Pad said...

"where did LP play in beisbol"

cf, 2b

pitched too

Meiz said...

"where did LP play in beisbol"


SHORTstop

Keef said...

cool

tem said...

"no, track coach was the 1st base coach on the baseball team and encouraged me to do it whilst playing beisbol*"

so? short guys run track. fact.

El Pad said...

i played short in a regular league

i couldn't crack ss from high school on

Jugdish said...

i couldn't crack ss from high school on


there is an age limit for little league

tem said...

i'd be shocked if el pad could drop a 4.75 today.

Jugdish said...

you guys know el pad was on the track team right, i was a hurdle


fixed

Spaceman Spiff said...

vid of that killer whale killing

First of all, to understand what happened to Killer, you gotta understand who Killer the whale WAS.


yo! killer, kill! killer, kill!

Spaceman Spiff said...

*alleged video

blue said...

"vid of that killer whale killing"

ykidss

blue said...

bnew

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