Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Rasslemania

There I spelled it without WT.

Now onto things even less important...


Chicks Hoops

That Baylor chick is tall. Real tall. She also sounds pretty manly when she talks, but I think that is what happens when you are that tall and a chick. I imagine her childhood was rough....of course having seen her punch that one chick I don't think she got into too many fights. She doesn't know how to punch. Now the Blount dude from Oregon, he knew how to throw one.

MMA Talk

Speaking of punches, Carwin punches hard. And he uses anvils. His gloves are the biggest in UFC. I am pretty sure they are bigger than Lesnar's. At worst they are the same size. He has monster hands. I bet he can't clip his own finger nails or open up a can of beer. His hands are too big and the clippers/tab are too small for him.

NFL

McNabb to the Raiders makes a lot of sense. Almost too much sense. If the Raiders get McNabb I think he can get them to about 8 wins. That would be good for them. Maybe he could even lead them to the playoffs. I think Oakland is an OK team with a shitty QB. If they add McNabb they'll be an OK team with a good QB. Good enough to get to the playoffs. Oakland fans rejoice!

Report: BC fires coach Skinner after 13 seasons

I thought he was the principal at Springfield elementary?

Nets top Spurs to avoid NBA's worst record

I figure either the Spurs were all hurt or playing a back to back. Also they had this same headline when the Nets beat Sac or Det last week.

Work Talk

I hate it when people ask me for things I should have had finished a long time ago. I'm mad busy you. I don't have time to do everything.

So in light of needing to do stuff. Go.

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blue said...

i appreciate a good joke

Steve said...

"i appreciate a good joke"

then you must love looking in the mirror.

tem said...

ha!

blue said...

good one

Meiz said...

"of course having seen her punch that one chick I don't think she got into too many fights. She doesn't know how to punch."


Are you kidding? She MASHED that white girl's nose in. Caught her good.

tem said...

with a windmill punch.

that is not how you punch.

blue said...

how do you know how meiz punches?

tem said...

by that logic if she tripped and took someone down with her she'd have the tackling skills of an NFL linebacker.

tem said...

"how do you know how meiz punches?"

youtube. his fight against kimbo slice was well received.

blue said...

is it too early for NJB?


nah

blue said...

"by that logic if she tripped and took someone down with her she'd have the tackling skills of an NFL linebacker."

there is no place for logic here

Meiz said...

Nothing windmill about this

tem said...

there is a palce for pecosian logic, elpadrinoian logic, as.ian logic, asian logic, and titsian logic.

tem said...

that is 100% windmill. Her punch is a hook with the arm straight...

blue said...

Ricky Martin is gay? I guess she doesn't bang

Steve said...

"Nothing windmill about this"


my favorite part is how the girl that got hit turned into a badass AFTER the refs jumped in to break it up.

Meiz said...

Windmills run vertically.

tem said...

complete circular motion on that punch, windmill all the way. thrown from way outside.

tem said...

"Windmills run vertically."

if that is all you have then...

a) NEXT

b) apology accepted

blue said...

EA's boobs almost fell out

Meiz said...

NOT a windmill

blue said...

not really a windmill, more of a clothesline

Beth said...

"titsian logic"

I'm female, I have no logic.

tem said...

maybe titsian means lack of...

tem said...

like meiz is using titsian logic when it comes to the windmill punch.

blue said...

maybe it was a windmill if the windmill fell down.

blue said...

tem has nerve been to colorado to see a windmill, or dutch either

Meiz said...

"maybe it was a windmill if the windmill fell down."


In your face, Tem

I said yes- Daddy! said...

today sucks thus far

tem said...

a) there are horizontal windmills, check the bible.

b) windmill punch is a pretty common term for the punch that chick threw.

c) blue is just trying to be like as.

d) i'm sorry meiz can't see that the motion is the same as a windmill even though it is on a different plane.

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

a horizontal windmill sounds like a clothesline to me

Todd Packer said...

blocked on the video, but from what i remember it was a textbook windmill punch

tem said...

TP knows.

Todd Packer said...

"TP knows"

i guess you could call it a clothesline too... tomato tamahto

Meiz said...

"TP knows."


TP's old & doesn't know shit.

Meiz said...

I'll windmill your face!









Dong?
/EP

Todd Packer said...

i think of a clothesline of running with you arm out and then striking someone (rasslemania style). if your feet are planted and you're throwing a clotheline type punch it's more of a (horizontal) windmill

Todd Packer said...

"TP's old & doesn't know shit"


true

tem said...

clotheline would make contact with a part of the body other than the fist.

similar motion, but the point of contact is different.

Meiz said...

I think the real point is

chick that got punched >>>>>>>>>>>> dude that got punched

tem said...

"TP's old & doesn't know shit."

TP punches homeless people, he knows.

Todd Packer said...

homeless guy was stealing my stuff. he deserved it.

I said yes- Daddy! said...

Lavin rumor true

st johns is back

blue said...

it's better than a girl punch

Todd Packer said...

"So are LP and wolf twin brothers?"

funny stuff

I said yes- Daddy! said...

your volvo will be made in china now, btw

Todd Packer said...

"Lavin rumor true"

seems like a good hire

I said yes- Daddy! said...

zeke the harvard grad that was referenced in the mike lewis book

Meiz said...

"st johns is back"

Stop it

tem said...

wall

tem said...

we had a good start

Meiz said...

HE'S IN SHAPE!

Spaceman Spiff said...

helicopter punch?

I said yes- Daddy! said...

No Stimulus Can Help Obama's Bracket

wHeasel said...

"mario test

-160

WADR"

::Luigi::

Spaceman Spiff said...

PHENOM 18-0

Spaceman Spiff said...

"::Luigi::"

watch the move 'a bronx tale'



dont waste ya talent H

Spaceman Spiff said...

movie

wHeasel said...

"EA's boobs almost fell out"

And why hasn't a video or pics been linked?

Spaceman Spiff said...

or you can watch the scene on youtube

starts at the 1 minute mark

wHeasel said...

"watch the move 'a bronx tale' "

Seen it, but not for a while

Meiz said...

Good luck, EP

tem said...

""EA's boobs almost fell out"

And why hasn't a video or pics been linked?"

because all the shots are blocked by her nose.

s

I said yes- Daddy! said...

EA was awesome last night

I said yes- Daddy! said...

she is skinnier than i thought

isiah thompson said...

that is not how you punch.



fucking annihilate you

wHeasel said...

"or you can watch the scene on youtube

starts at the 1 minute mark"

Oh yea. Thanks, Spiff.

And sorry, EP.

wHeasel said...

"she is skinnier than i thought"

Yea, she is not hot just because she's a sports chick. She's hot because she is fucking hot.

Beth said...

"EA was awesome last night"

I have to agree, she looked great last night for sure.

wHeasel said...

"I have to agree, she looked great last night for sure."

Again, where is the photgraphic or videographic (is that a word) evidence?

I said yes- Daddy! said...

Ruth Fowler, filed a sexual harassment lawsuit against the club last year alleging (amongst other things) that she was pressured into having sex with upscale clients as well as managers. Now the Daily News reports that the strip club is striking back; yesterday their lawyers claimed Fowler was "frequently topless" and left the impression on male bosses "that she would have an interest in seeing them or entertaining their attentions outside of the club premises." We're not strip club experts, but... sounds like the girl was just doing her job! Her lawyer reacted to the club's legal team by saying they're just giving "the typical lame answer of blaming the victim."

suite

I said yes- Daddy! said...

"Again, where is the photgraphic or videographic (is that a word) evidence?"

dvr the show lazy fuck

wHeasel said...

"dvr the show lazy fuck"

No DVR, fuckstick

wHeasel said...

"yesterday their lawyers claimed Fowler was "frequently topless" and left the impression on male bosses "that she would have an interest in seeing them or entertaining their attentions outside of the club premises.""

That type of behavior cannot be tolerated at a strip club.

wHeasel said...

There is a monsoon going on outside of my window right now. WFT

isiah thompson said...

fucking annihilate you

I said yes- Daddy! said...

"No DVR, fuckstick"

man your woe is worse than meiz

I said yes- Daddy! said...

"There is a monsoon going on outside of my window right now. WFT"

my pants havent dried yet

wHeasel said...

"man your woe is worse than meiz"

Did I woe about it? Or did I specifically respond to something you said? Dumb fuck

I said yes- Daddy! said...

you woe constantly bro

accept it

Beth said...

"Again, where is the photgraphic or videographic (is that a word) evidence?"

Here.

wHeasel said...

"you woe constantly bro

accept it"

If you say so, half-pint.

wHeasel said...

I'd rather woe about truth than brag about fiction, unlike some people here...

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

"helicopter punch?"


Ceiling fan punch

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

LP which one is you and which one is wolf in that pic?

ns

isiah thompson said...

EP, can yous* please take the hyphen after "yes" in your name.

thanks and regards

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

IHHSIIRL

I said yes- Daddy! said...

"I'd rather woe about truth than brag about fiction, unlike some people here..."

what you trying to say

isiah thompson said...

zeke the harvard grad that was referenced in the mike lewis book


interesting.

nice link

wHeasel said...

"Here."

TY, Beth. And GODDAMN!

isiah thompson said...

Ze Slapper®!

wHeasel said...

"what you trying to say"

Just remember, they all look up to you

I said yes Daddy! said...

LP which one is you and which one is wolf in that pic?

ns"

ys, c?

i'm in the background with the sunglasses on my head

isiah thompson said...

I thought you were the dood with the fruit up to your mouth.

ns

wHeasel said...

"Ze Slapper®!"

No slapper. Just speaking troof*

blue said...

because he calls all the plays on defense

I said yes Daddy! said...

"I thought you were the dood with the fruit up to your mouth.

ns"

similar

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

"I thought you were the dood with the fruit up to your mouth."

^^^^^^^

isiah thompson said...

EP I printed out that chick's thesis, gonna try to read that sumbitch

I said yes Daddy! said...

"EP I printed out that chick's thesis, gonna try to read that sumbitch"

me too
skimmed through some spots

goddamn that bitch is smat*

isiah thompson said...

Jon Scheyer is Jewish.


NS

Meiz said...

"19. Brewers - $18,565,000"

And $12,400,000 of this goes to...






Jeff Suppan!

wHeasel said...

"19. Brewers - $18,565,000"

Holy shit. I take it Prince is still on his rookie deal? That's a ridiculously low payroll though.

Steve said...

"LP which one is you and which one is wolf in that pic?"


what pic?

Spaceman Spiff said...

the pic of him and wolf

wHeasel said...

"what pic?"

On EP's blog

Meiz said...

"Holy shit. I take it Prince is still on his rookie deal? That's a ridiculously low payroll though."


It's just the rotation

Meiz said...

Brewers have an $80mm payroll

blue said...

"Jon Scheyer is Jewish.


NS"


ys,c?

blue said...

"the pic of him and wolf"

i thought he mspainted himself twice into the pic

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Holy shit. I take it Prince is still on his rookie deal? That's a ridiculously low payroll though."

hilarity

I said yes Daddy! said...

gully H at it again

I said yes Daddy! said...

H Gully, Esq.

isiah thompson said...

In an interesting twist to his report, Reid suggests that the Redskins really covet Bradford -- so much that they may even be thinking of drafting Berry as "part of something bigger to acquire the rights to Bradford."


ugh

isiah thompson said...

"Holy shit. I take it Prince is still on his rookie deal? That's a ridiculously low payroll though."



Prince is playing for a contract this season.

I said yes Daddy! said...

bradford seems ok zeke

Spaceman Spiff said...

if they get him at 4, whatever, but i hope they don't trade a shitload for him

wHeasel said...

"gully H at it again"

DAMNIT!!!

isiah thompson said...

if they get him at 4, whatever, but i hope they don't trade a shitload for him

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

"That's a ridiculously low payroll though."

hilarity

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

$12 million for 1 guy and $6 million for the rest of the roster

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

That's good general managing

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

"Prince is playing for a contract this season."

hilarity

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

Tiger Woods' former mistress Joslyn James says she plans to be at The Masters next month when Woods makes his much anticipated return to the greens in Augusta, FOX News reported Monday.


Suite

wHeasel said...

"$12 million for 1 guy and $6 million for the rest of the roster"

yea, yea, yea. Obviously I didn't pay a lot of attention to the numbers

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

"Obviously I didn't pay a lot of attention to the numbers"


Skip Tracer would not approve

blue said...

holy smokes

isiah thompson said...

STAT wears pads

thought this was a decent read

blue said...

that chick who missed 2 layups for xavier is hilarity


then the stanford chick is like, "this is how you make a layup bitch"

Meiz said...

Joslyn James is a slap fool to think she's getting past the gates @ Augusta

blue said...

jocelyn james has probably slept with half the members at augusta.

she'll get in

blue said...

are we using @ now? is that appropriate behavior here?

Steve said...

"that chick who missed 2 layups for xavier is hilarity"

^^^^^^^^^^^

i've watched it several times this morning

Steve said...

"Joslyn James is a slap fool to think she's getting past the gates @ Augusta"

how they gonna stop her? she's got a ticket she gets in.

Steve said...

my first though when i read she was going to go was

What an unbelievable bitch.

I said yes Daddy! said...

"Joslyn James is a slap fool to think she's getting past the gates @ Augusta"


you ever hear of Tits?

isiah thompson said...

how they gonna stop her? she's got a ticket she gets in.



see Burke, Martha

tem said...

"Tiger Woods' former mistress Joslyn James says she plans to be at The Masters next month when Woods makes his much anticipated return to the greens in Augusta, FOX News reported Monday.
"

i made up a rumor that the other players all pitched in to get her a swanky hotel room, 1st class tickets, tickets to the masters and some spending money so that she would come down and rattle tiger.

Steve said...

The Vatican newspaper recently said there was a "clear and despicable intention" to strike at Benedict "at any cost."


Kiss My Ass

Steve said...

"i made up a rumor that the other players all pitched in to get her a swanky hotel room"

i like this. i will take this idea and pretend that it was my own.

I said yes Daddy! said...

wrestlemania diary from simmons

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

I didn't know the vatican had a newspaper

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

"wrestlemania diary from simmons"

Fuck, I knew I should of* done this to see how similar they'd be

I said yes Daddy! said...

yeah that was a no brainer

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

Tubby Smiff going to Oregon?

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

"yeah that was a no brainer"

I didn't want to take a laptop or pad & paper

tem said...

gotta say i am enjoying el tardo's running diary.

tem said...

most of the running diary is about what the announcers are saying.

so i am guessing your live version would have been waaaay different than his.

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

"so i am guessing your live version would have been waaaay different than his."

Probably

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

Mine would have been more about all the west side hood rats in attendance

isiah thompson said...

Mine would have been more about all the west side hood rats in attendance


west side people fascinate me, they talk like hillbillies from the south yet most people I run into are born in AZ. (ns)

isiah thompson said...

and/or are mexican

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

we see Cena tell him, "Hit me in the back," followed by Batista immediately kneeing him in the back. And just like that, wrestling was ruined for thousands of kids between the ages of 7 and 14 who thought it might be real.



hilarity

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

Tubby Smiff going to Oregon?

I'm hoping not

tem said...

"Batista barely kicks out after 2.93 seconds as the crowd groans in disbelief. Solid match so far. OK, here's the one thing that killed Cena's chances of ever getting 100 percent approval from fans: He wears jorts. Can you name one person in your life who wears jorts?"


hehehehe

isiah thompson said...

1:04: The staggering first-year success of Sheamus reminds me that we desperately need a WWE wrestler named "Masshole." Just a beefy troublemaker from Boston with a kicking accent who comes out to Aerosmith music while spitting Skoal juice into a red cup, takes everything personally, wears Boston jerseys, feuds with anyone from New York and has a finishing move called "The Sucker Punch." This wouldn't be a huge hit?



aitch - we've found your calling

isiah thompson said...

wears Boston jerseys, feuds with anyone from New York and has a finishing move called "The Sucker Punch." This wouldn't be a huge hit?



Masshole (aitch) vs Gilberg 2 (EP)

done and done

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

zeke knows

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

about west siders I think

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

What's funny is that west siders here and west siders in Columbus are one in the same

tem said...

west side = hilliard and grove city?

dublin isn't really like that.

tem said...

dublin more of the northwest though.

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

"west side = hilliard and grove city?

dublin isn't really like that."

Yeah dublin is NW

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

but you already knew that I guess

isiah thompson said...

spiffg keeps talking about some announcer named striker - what happened to the guy who's face looks like he's always having a stroke - Jim Ross or some shit? Did he die?

blue said...

east side is the ghetto in d-town.

blue said...

and by ghetto i mean lots of lower middle class folks

blue said...

i would call them WT but most of them are black

isiah thompson said...

2:32: We see highlights from tonight's battle royal which took place as "a dark match" before the pay-per-view started. Apparently $64 wasn't enough money to get to see it. I'm not even telling you the winner in protest.


keef did you see it?

I said yes Daddy! said...

"My fake line would be Undertaker -300 … and I would have parlayed him with Cena."


that's 300 for every hundred in case you were wondering

blue said...

Tubby Smith to Oregon?

Oregon is gonna throw a shitload of money at whomever they hire...they'll get a big name.

I said yes Daddy! said...

jim ross stroked out something horrible and can barely talk

tem said...

hey did jim ross stroke out something horrible? can he talk?

I said yes Daddy! said...

"This is weird. Especially now that we're watching a fireworks display with "18-0" in big letters. Couldn't Undertaker wrestle a second time tonight, then lose on a fluke move that features six different holding calls and someone pinning him after catching his tombstone on the back of his helmet?"



burn massholes

burn

isiah thompson said...

Undaunted, the crowd starts a "This is awe-some!"


did this really happen?

please advice

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

Undaunted, the crowd starts a "This is awe-some!"


did this really happen?

please advice

-I'm guessing Keith is the one who started this chant

Steve said...

"and by ghetto i mean lots of folks who hardly make 6 figures"


*fixed

isiah thompson said...

I think the chant he started was "as. is awesome" and it morphed into "this is awesome"

I said yes Daddy! said...

"did this really happen?

please advice"


yes

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

"keef did you see it?"

Yeah, it happened right before the PPV started. 26 guy battle royal and it was over in about 5 minutes. NS Some asian dude won

Meiz said...

"how they gonna stop her? she's got a ticket she gets in."


That's not how Augusta works

I said yes Daddy! said...

justified tonight

det

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

"did this really happen?

please advice"


I didn't hear it. Must of* been down low. The upper deck was chanting Let's go Shawn

I said yes Daddy! said...

meiz worked sekurity* at augusta when he was 12

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

"That's not how Augusta works"

OK Hootie

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

"meiz worked sekurity* at augusta when he was 12"

GK got him the job. Then he got cancer

Beth said...

"That's not how Augusta works"

Well she may get in but if she causes ANY kind of disruption she's getting kicked out.

(I didn't work security there when I was 12 but did work the scoreboards there when I was a teen growing up in Augusta.)

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

Is "scoreboards" slang for "locker room"?

I said yes Daddy! said...

(I didn't work security there when I was 12 but did blow the caddies there when I was a teen growing up in Augusta.)

*ficced

I said yes Daddy! said...

who conflicting edit diss

isiah thompson said...

OK Hootie


hilarity

Steve said...

"Is "scoreboards" slang for "locker room"?"


Zing!

Beth said...

"(I didn't work security there when I was 12 but did blow the caddies there when I was a teen growing up in Augusta.)"

Now you're insulting me. I only blew the players, not the caddies.

Beth said...

"(I didn't work security there when I was 12 but did blow the caddies there when I was a teen growing up in Augusta.)"

Alternate response - Nope, not me. I learned to say "no" in addition to "yes" when I was growing up.

isiah thompson said...

block

isiah thompson said...

block

isiah thompson said...

bold

isiah thompson said...

bnew

Meiz said...

That was just selfish

I said yes Daddy! said...

godzilla in 3d

get out

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