Thursday, March 04, 2010

Post 994

Yup, we're getting close to 1,000 posts. Even though I haven't been here from the jump, I still take a little bit of pride that we have kept this blog going this long. Kudos to you all. EP is going to have the honor of post #1,000 next Friday. Hope he has something good planned.

I'm pretty sick, so this post may suck.

#23 Maryland upset #4 Duke. I don't follow college hoops, so I don't know if this was a big upset or not, nut the rankings suggest it was, so I will go with that.

Another earthquake hit. This time a 6.4 magnitude quake in southern Taiwan. Mother Earth seems pissed lately. She must be on the rag. Someone get some chocolate! Seriously though, lots of earthquakes lately. This is probably a sign of something. Not sure what though.

NHL trading deadline came and went. A lot of players moved, but none of any significance really. Overall, it was a pretty disappointing day. I think NHL GMs haven't quite grasped how to handle the salary cap era in the NHL. Seems like no teams had the cap room to make a big splash.

Meiz wanted me to mention the Leborn is sick, so here it is. I hope he feels better soon.

I really have nothing else. This post sucks and I don't care.

359 comments:

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Beth said...

Ahhhh, I see Freak is back to his half-hearted posts.

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This is why I ♥ Dook said...

Funny Pic/Name keith.



That Maryland crowd last night was sick.

Jugdish said...

wall

This is why I ♥ Dook said...

Sex Harassment Claims Filed by Men Doubled in Last 20 Years

When i saw this headline i pictured a female boss in a skirt with glasses and thigh highs demanding i pleasure her.

It's nothing like that all, damit.

Jugdish said...

now we see how steve got that raise

Jugdish said...

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blue said...

i hate getting sexually harassed at work

blue said...

i get harrassed enough at home

This is why I ♥ Dook said...

how was the bbq, jug?

Beth said...

"i hate getting sexually harassed at work"

You and me both blue.

blue said...

"You and me both blue."


what can we do about it? it's not like i'm gonna stop being dead sexy

This is why I ♥ Dook said...

"You and me both blue."


Have you ever been, Beth?

This is why I ♥ Dook said...

that's the real reason Blue fires everybody.

They don't put out.

Todd Packer said...

"That Maryland crowd last night was sick."

yeah, big win for the terps

Beth said...

"Have you ever been, Beth?"

When I was waitressing, sure. Nothing to dramatic but it happened.

Technically I guess an atty who specializes in it might say it's happened here too, but I'm not one of those angry feminist types who gets upset if a guy compliments me or what I'm wearing.

Beth said...

"what can we do about it? it's not like i'm gonna stop being dead sexy"

Well first of all, stop dressing like such a slut blue.

El Pad said...

"#23 Maryland upset #4 Duke."

in you face steve

El Pad said...

wall e

El Pad said...

i look fly today

This is why I ♥ Dook said...

"in you face steve"


there is always an upside.

at least i'm not a NYer, for example.

El Pad said...

sully retired

El Pad said...

"at least i'm not a NYer, for example."

but your a ra-tard

This is why I ♥ Dook said...

little over two weeks till spring, little over a week till daylight savings time.


good stuff.

Beth said...

"at least i'm not a NYer, for example."

"but your a ra-tard"

You know some people (as. comes to mind) might say there's not much difference between the 2...

This is why I ♥ Dook said...

Jack Nicklaus on TW:

“I suspect he’ll play something before Augusta,” Nicklaus said behind the 18th green at PGA National, where the Honda Classic opens on Thursday. “Your guess is as good as mine. I’d be very surprised if he doesn’t play something before Augusta.”

Beth said...

I totally agree with Jack. I've thought all along there's no way Tiger is skipping Augusta.

I actually think he's planned all along to play it but knew he couldn't tell anyone that as it would look like he wasn't really serious about working on his marriage.

Meiz said...

"sully retired"

BFAHIA

This is why I ♥ Dook said...

i just realized i'm a little bit hungover.

Meiz said...

Case of the stupids this AM?

El Pad said...

wonder if eee-lin is giving tiger any pussy

Meiz said...

"wonder if eee-lin is giving tiger any pussy"


Man, they ain't even living together.

Meiz said...

ATTENTION EVERYBODY



THERE'S BASEBALL TODAY

Meiz said...

Challenge

Challenge

El Pad said...

"Man, they ain't even living together."

Just Tuesday, there was a news article saying Tiger has returned home

shut up

Meiz said...

WTF? Why is there a hold on all but $100 of my last check deposit?

Meiz said...

"Just Tuesday, there was a news article saying Tiger has returned home

shut up"


Did it mention ANYTHING about Elin being there? Didn't think so.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"WTF? Why is there a hold on all but $100 of my last check deposit?"

100 is insignificant, they do that for every check 1-200, but usually the check posts after the same business day

you should just be questioning why there is a hold

Spaceman Spiff said...

when i deposit checks they give me 200 instantly, but the rest of the check amount doesnt post til later that night

blue said...

why is meiz typing in ALL CAPS so much today?

Jugdish said...

how was the bbq, jug?

good times both nights. i went to the rodeo last night too and the girl i was with got tickets to a suite...free food and booze. saw dierks bentley last night

Jugdish said...

"WTF? Why is there a hold on all but $100 of my last check deposit?"


they held up $15? those bastards!

Jugdish said...

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El Pad said...

palin tv

Meiz said...

"you should just be questioning why there is a hold"

Did an ATM deposit on tuesday night. Just seems like a longer hold this time.

Meiz said...

$100 is significant to me

El Pad said...

"Did it mention ANYTHING about Elin being there? Didn't think so."

it says home, how is he repairing his marriage if she aint there?

i'm sayin, dont act like it's not possible she is home with him

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Did an ATM deposit on tuesday night. Just seems like a longer hold this time."

seems like it, call them

Meiz said...

"why is meiz typing in ALL CAPS so much today?"


BECAUSE I'M SHOUTING

Jugdish said...

"Did an ATM deposit on tuesday night. Just seems like a longer hold this time."


::direct deposit::

El Pad said...

for real, i haven't done banking business face to face in about 5 years now

Jugdish said...

tiger's ex

might be ep...but its new to me dammit

Meiz said...

Poor people lead a different existence, LP.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"tiger's ex"

hot

/kod

Jugdish said...

ep deals more with off shore accounts

Jugdish said...

tiger stepped up his game somewhat

El Pad said...

interesting on lebron and his "brand" dreams

El Pad said...

"James fancies himself as sports' next business mogul. Already earning nearly $30 million annually in endorsements, he gets financial advice from Warren Buffett and has his own firms handling all of his business and marketing ventures. He is LeBron Inc., with dreams of taking his brand globally."

Jugdish said...

That might sound like arrogant New Yorker talk.








never

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP, Meiz

" Elin Woods is moving back in with Tiger Woods. RadarOnline reports:

On Wednesday, Elin and Tiger spent approximately three hours together at the house where they will once again live together. They were in the backyard, and a source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com exclusively that at one point Tiger kissed Elin on the cheek three times and they hugged."

Meiz said...

It's good to see that there are some decent Breers hats out this year

Meiz said...

Thank you Spiff

Jugdish said...

Lp

Spaceman Spiff said...

i stumbled upon something

guys with firefox, have multiple tabs open, then click refresh on the LOV comments, then quickly click to another tab before the page refreshes, when you come back to the LOV tab, the page will automatically be moved down to the comment the page was on, fucking suite

Meiz said...

"@jeskeets

Allen Iverson's wife files for divorce — http://bit.ly/b92E5M"

Meiz said...

Dummy really likes talking about things she know absolutely nothing about

Meiz said...

James Toney's gonna fight in UFC? Sounds like a bad idea.

Spaceman Spiff said...

if he fights a stand up fighter, he'll be fine

El Pad said...

"guys with firefox, have multiple tabs open, then click refresh on the LOV comments, then quickly click to another tab before the page refreshes, when you come back to the LOV tab, the page will automatically be moved down to the comment the page was on, fucking suite"

i tried it, didnt work

Spaceman Spiff said...

thats too bad

Meiz said...

Didn't work for me either.

Keef said...

I have to do it....


"Nothing to dramatic but it happened."



Goddman preview

Meiz said...

Exactly 2 months until Star Wars Day, Keith.

Keef said...

"Did an ATM deposit on tuesday night."



Goodbye present for Deluxe?

Keef said...

"Exactly 2 months until Star Wars Day, Keith."

meh

Meiz said...

"Goodbye present for Deluxe?"


Okay, that's hilarious.

Meiz said...

Wow, this place sucks

tem said...

"sully retired"

el padrino

Meiz said...

Sully's a douchebag

tem said...

""Goodbye present for Deluxe?"


Okay, that's hilarious."


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

tem said...

sully took the money and ran.

tem said...

he is a dumbass, he should have went public.

/lp

tem said...

Tebow's shuttle time at the combine was 6.66.

not enough was made of this.

Meiz said...

Wait. The Washington Times fired their entire sports department? Jeezaloo.

tem said...

is that where wilbon worked?

tem said...

"Mets' Reyes scratched from lineup"


hahahaahahahahahahahahah

already?


hahahahahahahahahahah

El Pad said...

wilbon is wash post

El Pad said...

wash times is a rag

El Pad said...

i'm outta here back downtizzy

El Pad said...

try not to let the blog go to shit while i'm gone

El Pad said...

wake freak up

El Pad said...

piece

This is why I ♥ Dook said...
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Meiz said...

Zeke, Keith, DO IT.

Beth said...

"I have to do it..."

I would expect nothing less. ns

Keef said...

It entertains me that beth acts holier then now towards me when she's just as smarmy as anyone

Meiz said...

Yeah, Beth. What the fuck?

tem said...

she is a woman...nuff said.

Keef said...

" Zeke, Keith, DO IT."

chicks with dicks do nothing for me

Keef said...

that's why me and beth don't see i2i

Keef said...

self conflicting edits are the worse

Meiz said...

"chicks with dicks do nothing for me"


Did you even go to the link?

Keef said...

"Did you even go to the link?"

Yes. I'd do it if they were decent looking and had vaginas

Keef said...

Rome just had that guy who was with 3 other football players and their bought* flipt over and he's the only one who survived. He's got a book out now. Sounds interesting. Sad story

This is why I ♥ Dook said...

Just tried thatBacon Blue Burger from Wendy's.


not bad.

Keef said...

Smorz cereal is good

Keef said...

"That's not the point"

I'm 32 and out of shape. I have a feeling most people there would be much < than 32 and probably in shape

Keef said...

"Just tried thatBacon Blue Burger from Wendy's.


not bad"


I'm not much a fan of bleu cheese

Keef said...

I wish I liked it because some of those burgers look good

Meiz said...

"I'm 32 and out of shape. I have a feeling most people there would be much < than 32 and probably in shape"


Somebody put their serious pants on this morning.

This is why I ♥ Dook said...

27 arrested after Maryland’s victory over Duke

Beth said...

"It entertains me that beth acts holier then now towards me when she's just as smarmy as anyone"

I actually wasn't being smarmy there, I would've been a little disappointed if you didn't do the whole "goddman preview" thing there. (ns)

But hey, I'm glad I entertain you.

Keef said...

I've been trying for the last couple of weeks to have cmk write a post for Monday but it's not working

Keef said...

"Somebody put their serious pants on this morning."

So the link wasn't serious? Seems like you were trying to convince me to do it

This is why I ♥ Dook said...

I just googled Phoenix Mercury hoping to find at least one quasi cute chick.


Nothing.

Meiz said...

Loosen up a little, Hkeith

Keef said...

"Loosen up a little, Hkeith"


is this serious or tongue in cheek?



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Meiz said...

"I just googled Phoenix Mercury hoping to find at least one quasi cute chick."


I'd put it in Brooke Smith

tem said...

"I've been trying for the last couple of weeks to have cmk write a post for Monday but it's not working"

ok el tardo having their wife do their work for them.

tem said...

"Rome just had that guy who was with 3 other football players and their bought* flipt over and he's the only one who survived. He's got a book out now. Sounds interesting. Sad story"

i think he was the only white guy and the worst of the 4 players.

This is why I ♥ Dook said...

"I'd put it in Brooke Smith"

not bad

tem said...

AJA a post from cmk could be entertaining.

tem said...

i think it is time to watch a movie.

Meiz said...

"is this serious or tongue in cheek?"


t-i-c

Beth said...

"AJA a post from cmk could be entertaining."

Except I'm guessing any ragging by cmk on EP would be censored by EP.

tem said...

why would cmk rag on EP and how would EP censor it?

blue said...

that brooke chick has been on GHM

blue said...

cmk runs everything by EP beforehand

the day she was being a bitch, she tweeted him to ask him how to act like a bitch

Beth said...

"why would cmk rag on EP"

Have you read nothing EP has written on LOV ever? Enough said.


"and how would EP censor it?"

I'm assuming if she agreed she'd write something and he'd do the posting of it, so he'd censor it before he posted it.

Keef said...

"AJA a post from cmk could be entertaining."

apology accepted

blue said...

@elpadrino

"should i bitch at kevin today"

@cmk

"mos def..fuggetaboutit

Keef said...

"I'd put it in Brooke Smith"


From her picture, it looks like she has a terrible lithp*

Keef said...

"t-i-c"

s stands for sarcasm

Meiz said...

"I'm assuming if she agreed she'd write something and he'd do the posting of it, so he'd censor it before he posted it."


Somebody needs some RIF

This is why I ♥ Dook said...

i think Beth is having a blonde moment.

Keef said...

Either beth is confused, or she's confusing all of us

Beth said...

"Somebody needs some RIF"

Damn, I did screw that one up. I think I need to hire a reader like tem.

Although cmk does live with keef so I'm sure she'd still get a shot or 2 in about ep.

This is why I ♥ Dook said...

quick, ask for sex while she's disorientated.

i'm closest so i get dibs.

tem said...

"I'm assuming if she agreed she'd write something and he'd do the posting of it, so he'd censor it before he posted it."

i bet if cmk wrote something that keith would post it.

Beth said...

Although if you substitute keef for ep my original comment still stands.

tem said...

"that brooke chick has been on GHM"

are you saying a wnba player was on GHM?

Beth said...
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tem said...

"Although if you substitute keef for ep my original comment still stands."

nice try. keef would never censor any ragging on ep. he might add some in that cmk didn't write.

Keef said...

"Although if you substitute keef for ep my original comment still stands."

ETEO

Beth said...

"ETEO"

What she'd never rag on you or you'd never censor it?

blue said...

kevins posts are whiny enough already...I thought he was always writing from a vagina's perspective

Keef said...

"What she'd never rag on you or you'd never censor it?"

Wouldn't censor it

Keef said...

Go back to bed, blue

Beth said...

"Wouldn't censor it"

If you had claimed she'd never rag on you I'd have definitely called BS on that based on what you've said about CMK.

Although I think a guest post from hsil or csil might be as equally entertaining, or more, as one from cmk.

Keef said...

In an interview with The New York Times, Bradley -- who was dealt in the offseason to the Seattle Mariners for pitcher Carlos Silva -- pointed to his career record to show what happened in Chicago.
"Two years ago, I played, and I was good," Bradley told The Times. "I go to Chicago, not good. I've been good my whole career. So, obviously, it was something with Chicago, not me."



Shocking. He's such a douche

Keef said...

He had a career year hitting in a little league park

tem said...

chicago sucks him every time.

Keef said...

"If you had claimed she'd never rag on you I'd have definitely called BS on that based on what you've said about CMK."

(AHIK*)

blue said...

oh, so ragging on kevin is not approved here huh?


quit trying to censor me

tem said...

hsilok is too tall.

Keef said...

Is Ed Too Tall Jones too tall?

Jugdish said...

quit trying to censor me



shut up blue


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tem said...

"Is Ed Too Tall Jones too tall?"

apparently.

This is why I ♥ Dook said...

thinking about getting something like this for the summer

Keef said...

pontoon boughts* are suite

tem said...

name it the SS panty dropper

Keef said...

The Baylor bball chick punching the other chick in the face is hilarity

tem said...

and call it your poontoon bought*

tem said...

"The Baylor bball chick punching the other chick in the face is hilarity"

strikeforce is looking to sign her to fight gina caranno

This is why I ♥ Dook said...

yea, a buddy of mine has one and it's a lot of fun.

haven't quite talked myself into it yet. boats are money pits and you can only use them about half the year. unless you fish which i don't

but chicks dig them. and they party out on the lake just about every weekend during the summer here.

tem said...

does steve know he is black and black people hate boats and lakes?

This is why I ♥ Dook said...

"does steve know he is black and black people hate boats and lakes?"

that's only because we can't swim. It's hard to turn a pontoon boat over so i'll be ok.

Meiz said...

Dummy just had the difference between 10ths & 16ths explained to her for the umpteenth time. Why even bother, bossman?

.5 is not 5ozs

This is why I ♥ Dook said...

TW's caddy:

"I'm a straight-up sort of person," Williams told New Zealand's TV3. "If I had known something was going on, the whistle would have been blown."


yea, right dude. I'll believe that for about half a second.

tem said...

maybe EP should explain it to her. he knows math.

tem said...

"yea, right dude. I'll believe that for about half a second."

i don't even believe it that much.

Keef said...

".5 is not 5ozs"

1) It is if you're talking about 10oz

2) ozs is suite

Keef said...

Jug needs to get with it and buy the bang bus, and steve needs to buy the bang bought*

Keef said...

turd

This is why I ♥ Dook said...

always funny when this happens

Keef said...

does that happen a lot?

Meiz said...

Zito plunked Prince with the 1st pitch he threw to him.

Pablo's getting hit in the bottom half.

This is why I ♥ Dook said...

"does that happen a lot?"


more than it should

tem said...

"Jug needs to get with it and buy the bang bus, and steve needs to buy the bang bought*"

jug is gonna buy a bang train.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Derrek Lee just launched 1st spring HR in first at-bat."

get freaks hopes up, suite

Keef said...

"Zito plunked Prince with the 1st pitch he threw to him.

Pablo's getting hit in the bottom half."


Zito throws 50 MPH

Keef said...

mize
Why were you looking on the WNBA site earlier?

Meiz said...

Some rude motherfucker from Brooklyn was just in here. What a cocksucker.

Meiz said...

"mize
Why were you looking on the WNBA site earlier?"


It was linked from twitter

blue said...

twitter is so much better than FB

Beth said...

Whitlock's advice to Lebron.

Keef said...

my advise* to Lebon is to go public

Keef said...

"It was linked from twitter"

I wish I was on twitter so I could have access to things linkt* there

Meiz said...

Lots of quality links in the twitter masheen

Meiz said...

Preggo chick knows what she's doing for the most part.

Already better at the job than Dummy. I'm NSOS.

El Pad said...

not even 200

you faggots

Meiz said...

Go back downtown, doucher.

blue said...

i was having sex with multiple women that's why i couldn't push it to 200

that makes me not a faggot

Beth said...

"i was having sex with multiple women that's why i couldn't push it to 200"

What a coincidence...

Meiz said...

There's baseball going on. I don't have time for this shit.

El Pad said...

approved

El Pad said...

newer

Meiz said...

Dummy makes a big deal out of a credit card getting declined. It's rather tasteless. The problem is, she doesn't know any better.

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP, devastating news

epic beard man

Spaceman Spiff said...

shaved

Meiz said...

And she just charged some dude $20 for an $8 item. And then rang it in wrong on top of that.

This bitch is THE dumbest motherfucker on Earth.

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