Monday, March 08, 2010

Oddibe McDowell

Remember that name? Beth probably does. That was my favorite beisbol name from the '80s. That's 1980s, TP. I don't know why that name popt* into my head, though. Must be because it's beisbol season.

Speaking of which, I watched some grapefruit league ball this weekend. Was watching the Yankees/Jays on Saturday. Some dude on the Yankees was batting and the announcers talkt* about how it was his birthday and it would be suite if he got a hit, then BAM!, he gets drilled in the head with a pitch. Not a glancing shot, either. 94 mph fastball with a direct hit, and I guess it left the imprint of the seams on the helmet. Good times. I only say good times because he didn't die.

Just read a good peace* on WWL about Hank Gathers. It was 20 years ago that he dropt* dead, crazy. I think I was in 7th grade, but I remember watching that game when it happened. And then seeing Bo Kimble shoot his FTs left-handed after that was pretty cool.

Conference tourneys this week. Hopefully there will be some suite buzzer beaters in some of the smaller conferences. Seeing those small schools go crazy when they reach the tournament on a last second shot sucks me every time.

I don't know WFT the Bengals are doing when they say they're thinking about signing TO. Doesn't make cents* to me. They already have a WR who needs a ton of attention and whose best days as a football player are behind him. Don't get me wrong, I ♥ 85, but they don't need TO. I wouldn't mind if they ended up getting Marshall. Arguably the top WR in the game, I think it's worth giving up a #1 draft pick for him. Who are they gonna get with a 1st round pick that's better than him?

Sucks for Joe Nathan. Spending some time in FL for spring training and he has to go back to Minny for tests on his right elbow.

I mentioned this yesterday, but the 30 Clubs in 30 Days on MLBN is pretty suite. Yesterday I watched the one with the Pirates. Seems like they have some good young talent in the minors. They had a shit GM in the early '00s that couldn't draft worth a damn, so when you add that to the fact that they didn't spend money, then you get their results. But Huntington seems to have a good plan in place and has done well in the draft, so who knows. Maybe tem will see a .500 Pirates team again in his lifetime. AHMIK

I hope it stops raining today.

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Keef said...

What Fuck The

Beth said...

I've got a bit of LOV reading to do to catch up, just came back from spending quite a few days in Milledgeville, GA.

Keef said...

so it wasn't sexual assault. Got it

Beth said...

Well let's just say the wrong party is being investigated.

Keef said...

good thing you work with lawyers

El Pad said...

keef with the nostalga

El Pad said...

my favorite player from the 80's was Dickie Thon

/ep

El Pad said...

"Sucks for Joe Nathan. Spending some time in FL for spring training and he has to go back to Minny for tests on his right elbow."

in you face zeke

Keef said...

"my favorite player from the 80's was Dickie Thon"


ha

Keef said...

big start to the morning

Beth said...

We're all hung over from all the Oscar parties we were at last night.

s

tem said...

""it came with a signed letter too."

Is that your real signature? It looks like a 6 year old wrote it

wadr"


yes that is my real signature. and thank you for the compliment. most people from my state never acheive a 6yr old writing level.

tem said...

Oscars went 30 minutes over.

unacceptable.

tem said...

Tom Hanks had to come out and just say who won so they finished before midnight.

tem said...

EST

tem said...

tem watched with cgtif.

good times. was going to a running diary but figured it would jeopardize the f part.

tem said...

and aside from the g part the f part is the most important part

tem said...

followed by the t then the c.

the i is the least important part.

Keef said...

I was gonna do a running diary but ended up watching Old School instead. Didn't watch 1 minute of the oscars

tem said...

that precious chick looks like she put on some weight since she was in that movie.

Keef said...

"the i is the least important part."

The i is pretty important. Because w/o the i, it would just be a w

tem said...

i watched all of the oscars.

neil patrick harris was good at the beginning.

martin and baldwin were ok.

but running 30 minutes over was horrendous.

tem said...

they had like 5 actors talk about the best actor/actress candidates and after that 10 minutes they spent a few more going over the list again, just in case you forgot.

Keef said...

glad I didn't watch it, then

tem said...

"The i is pretty important. Because w/o the i, it would just be a w"

good point. i'm still keeping it at the end though.

El Pad said...

i watched some, james cameron currnet wife <<<<<<< the other wife who won everything

El Pad said...

did john hughes need a 17 minute tribute but?

tem said...

spoiler alert....



bridges speech was just stupid. that guy might have smoked more dope than cheech and chong.

tem said...

" james cameron currnet wife <<<<<<< the other wife who won everything"


^^^^

Beth said...

And Penelope Cruz >>>>>>>>>> any other woman I saw there last night I thought.

tem said...

by the by i won 2 bets with cgtif and now she has to watch 2 movies of my choosing.

aside from grease 2, what should i choose?

Keef said...

"aside from grease 2, what should i choose?"


Pirates

tem said...

"And Penelope Cruz >>>>>>>>>> any other woman I saw there last night I thought."

I liked Bullock's look, but Cruz >

tem said...

"Pirates"

the porn?

Keef said...

pirates

Keef said...

tell her it's a beisbol movie

tem said...

I made an unoffical "no porn" addition to the rules.


I was afraid I'd lose and she would make me watch gay porn.


There is no stipulation that I have to watch the movie with her (or vice versa if she had won).

tem said...

the bet was about nova/wvu and i made the no porn rule at halftime.

then wvu came back.....

Keef said...

stipulations are the worse

Keef said...

I think I like MLBN > than NFLN

ns

Keef said...

make cgtif watch sling blade

tem said...

"stipulations are the worse"

pretty much.


i had already lost a bet and half* to watch the sex and the city movie.

she said that there wasn't a movie that could be worse than that for me to watch and said disagreed.

she couldn't figure out what i meant so then i made the no porn rule.

that confused her more until i told her that i was afraid she'd make me watch gay porn.

tem said...

miley cyrus looks like a chipmunk of some kind.

Keef said...

rev will kill you

Beth said...

"aside from grease 2, what should i choose?"

Anchorman - find out if she can laugh at really silly stuff.

tem said...

why? does he like miley cyrus or does he like chipmunks?

Keef said...

beth bringing the logic. THere's no place for that

Keef said...

"why? does he like miley cyrus or does he like chipmunks?"


YS, C?

tem said...

"Anchorman - find out if she can laugh at really silly stuff."

she has seen it. she has step brothers and old school and blades of glory on dvd, so she'd like to watch that.

Keef said...

Looks like blue has to fly to work today

tem said...

"YS, C?"

i don't read rev comments. he doesn't post enough anymore for me to pay my reader to read them.

Keef said...

rev loves him some miley cyrus

Keef said...

beth's golf picks were not good this weekend

Beth said...

"she has seen it. she has step brothers and old school and blades of glory on dvd, so she'd like to watch that"

= keeper (as if the fact that she was screwing you wasn't enough by itself to make her a keeper...)

Beth said...

beth's golf picks were not good the last few weekends

*fixed

Keef said...

"= keeper (as if the fact that she was screwing you wasn't enough by itself to make her a keeper...)"


screwing. Nice

ns

Keef said...

billy hoyle

Beth said...

I figured screwing was classier than fucking.

Keef said...

you know class has no place here

Beth said...

Not sure if anyone cares (probably not) but in the Iditarod dog sled race this year there's a 26 year old Jamaican competing and his main sponsor is Jimmy Buffett. Kinda interesting I thought.

Beth said...

"you know class has no place here"

Well I have to be careful, if I talk about fucking or blowjobs too much then we all have to hear EP talk about his boner.

Keef said...

Valid point. Good lookin' out

Keef said...

"Not sure if anyone cares (probably not) but in the Iditarod dog sled race this year there's a 26 year old Jamaican competing and his main sponsor is Jimmy Buffett. Kinda interesting I thought."


Is he black?

Keef said...

The Jamaican, not Buffett

Beth said...

"Is he black?"

ISWYDT

Keef said...

pecota projects Cincy & the Mess to go 77-85 and the Breers to go 76-86.

IN YOU FACE, MIZE

Keef said...

rookie

El Pad said...

day trading sux

El Pad said...

screwing is for carpenters

El Pad said...

I figured screwing was classier than fucking.

boing

El Pad said...

boner died btw

El Pad said...

el pad fast i know

Keef said...

"boing"

They fly into buildings

Keef said...

Ike Davis gonna beat out Murphy, LP?

tem said...

didn't murphy get traded to san fran?

Keef said...

"didn't murphy get traded to san fran?"

::will clark::

tem said...

"::will clark::"

H gets it

Keef said...

OICWYDT

Keef said...

I watched a little bit of the Globetrotters on ESPN yesterday afternoon. That shit is mad corny now

tem said...

they need to go back on scooby doo.

Keef said...

ron artest has suite hair

tem said...

turkey earthquake....lots of quakes lately.

Keef said...

O:FE is gaining steam

Meiz said...

I'm gonna have McDonald's for lunch

El Pad said...

"Ike Davis gonna beat out Murphy, LP?"

no

El Pad said...

but if murphy struggles, ike will be up by june

El Pad said...

i like ike

Keef said...

"i like ike"

stache

Meiz said...

I wish we still had a Wendy's around here

Keef said...

I had a frosty float w/ orange soda last week. HDH

El Pad said...

yeah i have to throw up a stache joint today, might get fird* if i dont

El Pad said...

soda tax

Meiz said...

Bucks are the 5th seed.

Blue, you wanna pay that bet off?

Meiz said...

beer tax

El Pad said...

"THE CONGRESSMAN AND RAHM: NAKED SHOWDOWN IN GYM SHOWERS..."

what kind of white house is he running here?

El Pad said...

sp happy avatar didnt win

El Pad said...

"Bullock became the first person to win an Oscar and a Razzie on the same weekend. She was the rare A-list star who attended the show that pokes fun at the Oscars by giving out prizes for Hollywood clunkers."

what a nice lady

Meiz said...

Have we all seen Buzz Williams walk it out, at this point?

El Pad said...

meryl streep is nominated like every year, she might be the buffalo bills of the oscars

Spaceman Spiff said...

"she might be the buffalo bills of the oscars"

YS, C?

El Pad said...

great article on assisnation plots against obama and how SS is dealing with the first half black president

El Pad said...

"she might be the buffalo bills of the oscars"

YS, C?"

what

she won one?

El Pad said...

if she did was probably a long time ago essay*

isiah thompson said...

meryl streep is nominated like every year, she might be the buffalo bills of the oscars

*forest gump voice*

"I'm not a smart maaaaannnn"

isiah thompson said...

huge game tonight:

CAA finals.

W&M has never made the dance.

El Pad said...

my boss is saying that sandra bullock is uglier than sarah jessica parker and that he wouldnt screw her

it's bonker talk

Meiz said...

This computer's being the gay with the Brand Jordan website

Spaceman Spiff said...

doesnt your boss talk to dogs on the phone

isiah thompson said...

SJP is nasty looking.

isiah thompson said...

sp happy avatar didnt win


because Hurtlocker was great.

watching poppadoc celebrate at the end was suite.

El Pad said...

SJP is nasty looking.

this

El Pad said...

doesnt your boss talk to dogs on the phone

yes, cuckoo

isiah thompson said...

yes, cock-yo!


*fized

El Pad said...

i'm becoming addicted to pancakes

El Pad said...

i made some dope apple and cinnamon joints yesterday

El Pad said...

also tinkering wif my own batter

Spaceman Spiff said...

"also tinkering wif my own batter"


TMI

isiah thompson said...

also tinkering wif my own batter

if you stir it more than once you're playing with it.

Meiz said...

Walk it out

Meiz said...

I only eat chocolate chip pancakes

El Pad said...

your a culinary freak

Keef said...

bullock is good looking enough

El Pad said...

i only eat onions wit* sauseege*
i only eat peppers with this or that
i only eat cock on thursday
i only eat choco chip pancakes

Keef said...

waffles > than pancakes

El Pad said...

your all over the map meiz

El Pad said...

"waffles > than pancakes"

your so different

Keef said...

'huge game tonight:

CAA finals.

W&M has never made the dance."



good luck

Keef said...

"your so different"

if I'm different than you that's ok

isiah thompson said...

waffles > than pancakes

I might agree, accept* to add that sourdough pancakes > all waffles.

I'd take an ego over regular pancakes.

Keef said...

AI = LP?

Keef said...

Report: Iverson has gambling, alcohol problems

Keef said...

"I might agree, accept* to add that sourdough pancakes > all waffles.

I'd take an ego over regular pancakes."

Nerve* had sourthough* pancakes

Keef said...

LP thinks these folks need to curb their spending

Meiz said...

"your all over the map meiz"


I'm very specific on my food applications.

El Pad said...

suite ricotta pancakes

awesome

Keef said...

"I'm very specific on my food applications."

It's how he keeps his girlish figure

Keef said...

swedish pancakes are the better

El Pad said...

possititties* are endless with pancakes

just ass just about anything

El Pad said...

*ass

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isiah thompson said...

just ass just


instant HOF induction

Keef said...

titties

El Pad said...

eracist

El Pad said...

"titties"

and ny has bad parenting

yeah

Keef said...

Fucking frats

Keef said...

"and ny has bad parenting

yeah"

Glad to see that you're coming around

El Pad said...

wow that's 2 for kentucky

El Pad said...

en fuego

El Pad said...

man the little venezualan chick today is looking nice

she needs some cum droppings to complete that outfit

isiah thompson said...

she must really be small if ep describes her as "little"

Meiz said...

Non-dummy lady made me a Red Velvet cake for my birthday. Suiteness.

isiah thompson said...

did you get any birfday* front butt or back pussy?

tem said...

happy birthday (belated)

Keef said...

"she needs some cum droppings to complete that outfit"

You like that shit, don't you?

Keef said...

mize
Your mission, if you choose to except* it, is to get some as. before you turn 30

El Pad said...

"You like that shit, don't you?"

what shit

isiah thompson said...

"You like that shit, don't you?"

what shit


oh shit, EP is a scat lover?

El Pad said...

do i like spraying women with cum

yes, yes i do

El Pad said...

cum wall

isiah thompson said...

I think we've ventured into that "there is a place for that and it's not here" zone.

isiah thompson said...

I need to get some grillin' in, haven't grilled anything in a hot minute.

unacceptable.

El Pad said...

i grill all year round and live in a wintry state

you should be grillin almost everyday bro

Keef said...

"I think we've ventured into that "there is a place for that and it's not here" zone."



^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

El Pad said...

"I think we've ventured into that "there is a place for that and it's not here" zone."



^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

what am i saying that's so bad

i think i'll say whatever the fuck i want whether it's here or at the dinner table and everything goes here

it's lawless

Keef said...

I'm pretty sure you wouldn't make your "spraying" comment at the dinner table w/ cmlp

Keef said...

LP: I love spraying women w/ #3. Can you pass the ketchup?

CMLP: ::flank steak::

El Pad said...

i'm a man

tem said...

cmlp's facebook page does say that anothony says some stupid things at dinner.

Meiz said...

"you should be grillin almost everyday bro"

I would imagine charcoal costs more than gas on the stove or oven

El Pad said...

oh charcoal is a pain in the ass

Todd Packer said...

propane is cheap

Todd Packer said...

re: oddibe mcdowell

nice work keith.... made me chuckle

Todd Packer said...

tm#3t

Todd Packer said...

i heard hurt locker was just OK.... sounds like i need to see it for myself

tem said...

"i heard hurt locker was just OK.... "

from someone in ohio?

Todd Packer said...

"rev will kill you"

made me h

isiah thompson said...

I would imagine charcoal costs more than gas on the stove or oven


that and the clean-up/set-up from the prior grilling and heating up.

isiah thompson said...

I ♥ self conflicting edits.

Todd Packer said...

"from someone in ohio?"

NY

El Pad said...

i didnt see it

Meiz said...

If the Breers tweeted

I wish he was my dad said...

i heard hurt locker was just OK....

I liked it; didn't think it was great....but worth the price of renting for sure

El Pad said...

caulk butt story is great

El Pad said...

this place is not great

Meiz said...

"this place is not great"

lov = Delhomme?

isiah thompson said...

lov = Delhomme?


I think he meant

lov = elisha

El Pad said...

this place isnt rocking like elisha, it's ratarded like campbell

tem said...

elisha is almost elite.

El Pad said...

tem gets it

tem said...

DOUBLE DRAGON TAT

El Pad said...

yogurt is gay

isiah thompson said...

deke you like yogurt?

tem said...

yogurt is all powerful. all knowing.

tem said...

and gold

tem said...

short though.

but don't judge him by his size.

isiah thompson said...

schwartz!!!

/ep

tem said...

close to newer

tem said...

minus

tem said...

well

tem said...

clean slate. go.

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