Thursday, March 18, 2010

It's a hate filled Thursday.

I hate my job. I hate stupid people. I hate fake people. I hate the agenda driven media. I hate agenda driven sports media. I hate the fact that ESPN buries the Ben Roethlisberger story. I hate catty women. I hate snobby women. I hate dumb women. I hate taxi drivers, even though I am one. I hate that when someone calls for a taxi and when I ask them for their phone number, they say "my phone number?" No you stupid bitch, I want you to tell me my number. Ratard. I hate college basketball. I partake in March Madness activities because I'm celebrating the fact that college hoops are almost done and will get off my tv for 8 months. I hate fake people. I hate having to repeat myself. I hate having to repeat myself. I hate New England weather. It was 60 degrees out when I left my house, so I wore shorts and a t-shirt. Now it is 40 degrees out and my legs are cold. I hate that this looks like one of EP's rambling posts. I hate that EP can't spell. I hate that Steve is smarmy. Yes, smarmy. I hate that Beth never posted naked pictures to win TCS. I hate TCS. I'm starting to hate posting on Thursdays. There are many, many more things I hate, but that's enough for now.

Ron Washington used coke. What and idiot. Add Coccaine to my list of hates. He says he only did it once. Raise your hand if you believe him. If you have your hand up, you're an idiot.

ESPN says Tebow had a good pro day. EP says otherwise. Both sources have an equal amount of credibility.

Speaking of Gators, Urban Meyer was back at practice after the shortest retirement in the history of sports. Attention whore.

Cliff Lee was suspended for 5 games. dumb.

This post sucks. I hate it.

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Beth said...

Nice post mize.

Beth said...

Wait, what? This post WASN'T done by mize? Well I think that's an understandable mistake due to all the hate in it.

Beth said...

"I hate catty women. I hate snobby women. I hate dumb women."

H hates me 3X.

s

Beth said...

And here's proof that fmbeth would fit in on LOV if he ever found about it.

This morning I dropped a "it's science" on him about something, and without missing a beat he immediately responds with "It is anchorMAN and not anchorWOMAN and that's a scientific fact!"

ns

Jugdish said...

well played fmbeth

Jugdish said...

i think i had one two* many beers last night

tem said...

no green beers at like 2 bars last night. wft?

tem said...

kansas state is my suicide pick

tem said...

no clue why i am awake now. took cgtif to the airport this morning and now i have the rest of the day off. i should be sleeping.

Jugdish said...

Feldman's mission in life, he wrote, became saving Haim's.




he failed

JFreak said...

"It is anchorMAN and not anchorWOMAN and that's a scientific fact!"

Too bad the quote is actually "anchorlady."

Tell fmbeth he sucks at quoting.

Jugdish said...

maybe he said it right and beth messed it up

JFreak said...

Attention attention.

I put up the suicide picks post.

Go make your picks. Meow.

Steve said...

"well played fmbeth"


^^^^^^

Jugdish said...

madoff got his ass kicked in prison...IN YOU FACE!

Beth said...

"Tell fmbeth he sucks at quoting."

I will, and at the same time I'll tell him I'm glad he has a life.

Steve said...

"I put up the suicide picks post."


i'll take Marquette

Beth said...

"maybe he said it right and beth messed it up"

This is definitely possible.

JFreak said...
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Steve said...

"I will not accept your pick here."


you will and you'll like it. i'll get all Smarmy on yo ass.

JFreak said...

Jug being bold with the K-State pick.

Must not think they are going very far.

Jugdish said...

i don't...plus i don't want to be out in the first round. i have them being knocked out by Pitt

Steve said...

"...plus i don't want to be out in the first round"


i thought the idea was to take chances early so you could play is safe late?

Jugdish said...

i thought the idea was to take chances early so you could play is safe late?


Kansas State...not kansas. there should be plenty of teams to pick from later.

Beth said...

"i thought the idea was to take chances early so you could play is safe late?"

Every time I try that I get knocked out by one of those "chances" and regret not picking a stronger team early.

Steve said...

so, do i do the fan thing and have duke win it all or do i do what i think will really happen?

Jugdish said...

i thought the idea was to take chances early so you could play is safe late?



good point. ill change my pick to duke



s

Steve said...

That Wake/Texas game is ugly.

Jugdish said...

4 day weekends are the better

Jugdish said...

sorry steve


/Lp

Beth said...

Jugfast.

Jugdish said...

damn

Steve said...

I'm not saying i wouldn't make sexy time with her, cause i would, but i've never understood why people would want to do this to themselves.

Link

Meiz said...

Nice. Just got a recorded message from a debt collection place. Maybe I should start seriously looking for new work.

Meiz said...

"i'll take Marquette"

Marquette blows

Jugdish said...

Nice. Just got a recorded message from a debt collection place. Maybe I should start seriously looking for new work.



it was a prank call from H

Meiz said...

I just talk to these bitches that come in here all up on their phone like they're definitely not on the phone.

I like it because I have the green light to do it, and it raises the number of ::flank steaks:: I get to drop.

blue said...

i need the hookup from Y! fmlb

blue said...

tommy penders

blue said...

i really want to pick the badgers to beat kantucky

blue said...

"this league is full"

fuck you Y! fmlb

blue said...

there better not be anybody in that league who is a non-lover


i'm looking at you fuckluxe

Meiz said...

League ID: 185058

Password: pathword




I don't see why/how we can't field a league of 12

Meiz said...

I hate my brackets

Meiz said...

"i really want to pick the badgers to beat kantucky"


I did

blue said...

i hate my brackets too.

i did no chalk, other than rock chalk jayhawk

blue said...

i had a dream last night about the hot receptionist.

it was a non-sexual dream..I think that may be worst than if I had a sexual dream about her.

i'm probably getting a jugvorce

blue said...

is minnesota state, really the screaming eagles?

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

i called aitch out on the freak post for not posting

didnt see it on my page

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

i'm not apologizing

Meiz said...

"is minnesota state, really the screaming eagles?"

There is no Minnesota State

Keef said...

"I hate the fact that ESPN buries the Ben Roethlisberger story."


Charges were droppt*, right? He's just guilty of putting himself in stupid situations. No crime = no big deal

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

because it's too late to apologize

it's tooooo lllaaaateee

ahah

Keef said...

"Too bad the quote is actually "anchorlady.""


IHHSIIRL

Keef said...

Just realized that I didn't fill out my LoV bracket yet

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"I hate the fact that ESPN buries the Ben Roethlisberger story."

the media told you this and you believed it

fool

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"Yeah, I noticed. Figured I'd let you be a retard all on your own."

this is not a double dragon

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

some edits there

Beth said...

Damn Vijay Singh. Early this morning he was still entered in the tournament but as soon as it starts he's suddenly no longer entered. There's a wasted golf pick for me today.

Beth said...

Oh and tem, DJ Trahan also isn't entered.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"Man Accused of Urinating on Women in Jersey City... "


not it

Keef said...

"madoff got his ass kicked in prison...IN YOU FACE!"


Again? He got his as. kicked last year too

Keef said...

"I just talk to these bitches that come in here all up on their phone like they're definitely not on the phone.

I like it because I have the green light to do it, and it raises the number of ::flank steaks:: I get to drop."



Such a rebel

Meiz said...

I think Rog needs to have a talk with Ben

Keef said...

iam

Keef said...

"I hate agenda driven sports media."


So the media. Got it.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

the magic/bird thing on hbo was fantastic

thanks lov

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"I'm starting to hate posting on Thursdays"

then dont

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

you aint exactly lighting it up

Keef said...

30 teams/30 days had the Mess again last night. cmk got home during the middle of it, and they were interviewing David Wright. cmk says "Who is that? Does he ever open his eyes?"

blue said...

"Man Accused of Urinating on Women in Jersey City... "

maybe he thought they were possums

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

"There is no Minnesota State"

-untrue; there are two "Minnesota State Universities". One in Mankato and one in Moorhead

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"cmk says "Who is that? Does he ever open his eyes?"

i don't get it

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

untrue; there are two "Minnesota State Universities". One in Mankato and one in Moorhead

face

blue said...

"30 teams/30 days had the Mess again last night. cmk got home during the middle of it, and they were interviewing David Wright."

so you were watching the Angels one?

blue said...

which one won the pineapple bowl?

Jugdish said...

"Man Accused of Urinating on Women in Jersey City... "


not it

me either...i only piss on possums

Jugdish said...

so you were watching the Angels one?


hilarity

Meiz said...

"-untrue; there are two "Minnesota State Universities". One in Mankato and one in Moorhead"


So there is no Minnesota State

Meiz said...

One of my good friends stated on Tuesday night that he "Fuckin' loves" 'Walking In Memphis'.

I wanted to slap him, but he's much stronger than I. I don't need an ass whooping.

Jugdish said...

i could use a good ass whooping

blue said...

"So there is no Minnesota State"

right, except for the 2 (two) minnesota state universities

blue said...

"i could use a good ass whooping"


miss excmjug huh?

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

i could use a good ass whooping

my cousin vinny

Jugdish said...

miss excmjug huh?


haha...no

Jugdish said...

my cousin vinny


^^^^^^^^

good call

Meiz said...

"The fictional college Minnesota State University was intended to reflect the University of Minnesota and its team the Golden Gophers, but the University of Minnesota withdrew its approval. At the time no school was named Minnesota State University, but since then two schools in the Minnesota State Colleges and Universities System have renamed themselves such: Minnesota State University, Mankato (formerly Mankato State University) and Minnesota State University Moorhead (formerly Moorhead State University)."



Blessed Be

Meiz said...

LP's last tweet is gold

blue said...

cfo just told me to take tomorrow off because of possibility of snow storm (closing the office)

hells yeah

Meiz said...

Again, Blue has the best job ever

Meiz said...

People talking about having babies makes me extra stabby.

Steve said...

Bossman came in 2 hours late this morning. Claims he didn't drink at his St Patty Day's outing.


i call bullshit.

Steve said...

"People talking about having babies"


::whimper::


/H

Steve said...

"Again, Blue has the best job ever"


and lives in the worse place. 70 and sunny tomorrow.

oh right.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Ron Washington used coke. What and idiot. "

hilarity

blue said...

"and lives in the worse place. 70 and sunny tomorrow."

it's 65 and sunny here today

take tomorrow off, by Saturday it's suppoesed to be back in the mid-50's

wHeasel said...

"you aint exactly lighting it up"

Fuck. You.

blue said...

too much punctuation there H

that reads like too* sentences

Fuck




You

wHeasel said...

""People talking about having babies"


::whimper::


/H"

Low blows now, huh Steve?

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"I have truly enjoyed my tenure here and learnt a lot as well."

email i just got from some weirdo leaving the bank

learnt* is suite

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

blue is your new house made of tires and garbage

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

?

wHeasel said...

How far has Carmen Electra fallen? She's now the spokeswoman for a cruise line

Steve said...

"blue is your new house made of tires and garbage"

hu?

blue said...

"blue is your new house made of tires and garbage"

pretty much

house

ass shot

Keef said...

"i don't get it"

spiff's people think DWright squints a lot

Steve said...

cool windows

wHeasel said...

"ass shot"

False advertising

Keef said...

"How far has Carmen Electra fallen? She's now the spokeswoman for a cruise line"


She is famous because she was naked in magazine. Cruise line spokesperson ain't bad

Keef said...

"One of my good friends stated on Tuesday night that he "Fuckin' loves" 'Walking In Memphis'."

That's a good song

Keef said...

"People talking about having babies makes me extra stabby."


Don't talk to cmk

Keef said...

Fox Radio cut off the Dan Patrick show at 8:00PST so they can start the bball coverage.

BOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

wow blue, pretty big
on top of someone though

this is what i'm talking bout

blue said...

"Don't talk to cmk"

not even on facebook?

blue said...

WSJ likes to write bout houses in Colorado

Meiz said...

One of these things is not like the others

blue said...

"on top of someone though"

yep, that part sucks, but awesome views out the back of the house make it worth it.

Beth said...

"That's a good song"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

SG doing a running commentary throughout the day

Keef said...

"One of these things is not like the others"

How'd you get in that pic?

Beth said...

"on top of someone though"

Blue is that ass shot picture misleading? Cause it looks like you're about 3 feet from the house next to you.

Keef said...

It's misleading because it's not an as.

blue said...

"Blue is that ass shot picture misleading? Cause it looks like you're about 3 feet from the house next to you."

yes it's misleading, but realistically there's like 15 feet I think...which is tight, but that's how they do here unless you have millions

that side of the house is the garage, and no windows really

blue said...

nobody on the other side or behind

Spaceman Spiff said...

didnt fill out eltardo's bracket, he never posted his picks. if i would have listened to his podcast AHIIK i could have found out him and cousin sal's joint picks

fuck that

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

Health Overhaul to Cost $940 Billion Over Decade

Steve said...

Ass shot


now the world is right again.

blue said...

ass pic

better?

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

"Comprehensive health care reform will cost the federal government $940 billion over a ten-year period, but will increase revenue and cut other costs by a greater amount, leading to a reduction of $130 billion in the federal deficit over the same period, according to an analysis by the Congressional Budget Office. It will cut the deficit by $1.2 trillion over the next ten years.

-shocked that EP cherrypicked that figure (ssssssssss)

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

blue said...

4 asses in this pic

blue said...

"It will cut the deficit by $1.2 trillion over the next ten years"

that's less than a brazilian though

Steve said...

"ass pic

better?"


hilarity

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

4 asses

who is the fag with the ASU gear on?

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

oh snap

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

zeke make with my name and pic

Steve said...

"4 asses in this pic"


dude on the left is hilarity

Meiz said...

""That's a good song"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^"


I don't even know you people

blue said...

speaking of tilted kilt...went there after work yesterday for a green beer...place was oof de hooks

Steve said...

"tilted kilt"

one of those just opened in Charlotte. gonna hit it up next weekend.

suggestions? wings? burgers?

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"T.O. still wants at least $5 million per season"

made me aitch

Meiz said...

"suggestions? wings? burgers?"


Just leer

blue said...

$5m/season is pretty cheap for a decent wr

blue said...

nerve had the food at tilted kilt

keith might have a better opinion

Keef said...

"ass pic

better?"



hilarity

Meiz said...

One of Dummy's favorite schticks


Ya know, I was a courier for FedEx




YES. AND YOU GOT FUCKING FIRED.

Keef said...

"4 asses in this pic"

Goddman. I was hammered

Keef said...

"nerve had the food at tilted kilt

keith might have a better opinion"


I think I had wings there once. I couldn't tell you how they were

Meiz said...

"-shocked that EP cherrypicked that figure (ssssssssss)"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

One of mize's favorite schticks


Ya know, me and George Karl are boys




YES. AND YOU WORK AT UPS.

wHeasel said...

"Ya know, I was a courier for FedEx




YES. AND YOU GOT FUCKING FIRED."

I don't stress about work

/Meiz

Keef said...

"zeke make with my name and pic"


Ah, so you're gonna shortchange the payoff, huh?

wHeasel said...

"4 asses in this pic"

Who are the girls?

JFreak said...

LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"Ah, so you're gonna shortchange the payoff, huh?"


no, isnt today the last day? 6 days? and zeke is off tw so i'm asking for it today

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"Who are the girls?"

aitch

Keef said...

"Who are the girls?"


RH, R?

blue said...

and we're off

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity, radio switched to BYU-UF game

announcer was going over the lineups and for 1 guy on UF, he says the guys name then says '5 foot 8, and that might be on tiptoes, from...







...brooklyn'

Keef said...

"no, isnt today the last day? 6 days? and zeke is off tw so i'm asking for it today"

OIC. I thoat* you gave me odds. Nervemind

JFreak said...

Florida with a turnover on the possession of madness.

A great start.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

firing up MMOD

JFreak said...

first possession*

wHeasel said...

"RH, R?"

Really

blue said...

is TP in OK city to watch the gam?

Keef said...

Tiger's sexts

Meiz said...

"Who are the girls?"


Not my sister this time.

blue said...

that was a goaltend

wft?

Keef said...

"Really"

Continue reading the comments after the comment w/ the pic

blue said...

this frenette kid is good

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"-shocked that EP cherrypicked that figure (ssssssssss)"

first of all, i just cnp'd the headline, didnt read the link

second of all, whatever it says doesnt mean that it doesnt still cost 940 billion

JFreak said...

There are no people at the ND-ODU game.

wHeasel said...

"Continue reading the comments after the comment w/ the pic"

WFT is Tilted Kilt? So these were random chicks. Got it.

Steve said...

"first of all, i just cnp'd the headline, didnt read the link"


NSOS

Keef said...

"first of all, i just cnp'd the headline, didnt read the link"



We have a term for that. It's called Shamford

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

clicking channels last night, saw kayy perry unplugged

and i already know this but she has got some GREAT TITTY'S

very VERY nice

all natuaral, perfect hang
wonderful

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

the "t" is not happy

Steve said...

"WFT is Tilted Kilt? So these were random chicks. Got it."


open your web browser, click on the address bar and type http://www.google.com then in the little white box in the middle of the screen type "Tilted Kilt" then press the Enter key

Keef said...

"WFT is Tilted Kilt? So these were random chicks. Got it."


Your* an angry dude for someone who allegedly gets laid a lot

JFreak said...

SG running diary link

blue said...

BYU has a white brazilian?

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

scottie reynolds benched but will play

minor teaching lesson

blue said...

same with Fisher

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

first pos for RM

dribble off foot out of bounds

how embarassing

Meiz said...

Customer: Its going to Cecelia Butterfield. It should be in the database


Dummy: Huh. That's weird, we have it listed under Butterfield, Cecelia. I wonder why that is.



Meiz: ::walks out of the room::

wHeasel said...

"Your* an angry dude for someone who allegedly gets laid a lot"

Did that come across as angry? Unintentional.

wHeasel said...

The Tilted Kilt is a Celtic themed sports bar and restaurant chain in the United States that employs scantily-clad female servers in kilts.[2] It has been described as "Hooters with a Scottish twist",[3] and the entire staff dresses in thematic attire; the men wear kilts and the women wear "mini-kilts" and push-up bras.[4] The bar's tagline is, "A cold beer never looked so good."[5] Although the tartan (plaid) kilt is Scottish, the advertisements often promote Irish food and "charm".

Blessed be.

Keef said...

So freak is out of hibernation now?

Keef said...

I need to be at home watching bball

Keef said...

"Huh. That's weird, we have it listed under Butterfield, Cecelia. I wonder why that is"


NFW

Keef said...

mize adds details to make it more dramatic

Keef said...

it's pecosian

Meiz said...

"NFW"


I fucking swear to you. I don't make this stuff up.

Keef said...

block

Keef said...

bold

Keef said...

bnew

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

wow, quickie 200 this morning

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

do those chicks wear pantis under the jilts*?

blue said...

jilts only in florida

Keef said...

"do those chicks wear pantis under the jilts*?"

yeah they wear pantis under the jilt

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