Friday, March 19, 2010

The Hangover

You know one thing I noticed about everyone else on here? You guys don't have to look for a spot when you get home late or at any time for that matter. That's one perk about burbs, shitty cities and track houses. Driveways. It takes me almost 15-35 minutes sometimes to find a parking spot. Most times a block or two away from my abode. It sucks, I've estimated that I've spent 1-35 of my life looking for a spot. That equates to like 7 months. Georgetown/Marquette/Notre Dame. Only the Hoyas are a real Big East team but whatever. Give me the "Big East sucks" overated chants. I'll accept them. Gtowns loss is THAT big. Does anyone else feel bad for all the #13, 14, 15, and 16 seed coaches or is it just me. Man they are really busting their ass coaching the shit out of them boys on the sideline but there is simply, for the most part, nothing they can do. If they are good enough one day they'll get paid. Bruce Pearl looks like a riot. BTW great first day uh boys. ONIONS! Let's hope for a good 2nd day. Why is Luke Wilson so fat and all over the commercials? Big weekend. I don't feel so good. If you can wrestle one animal which would you choose? I would choose a kangaroo. Because it's a disproportioned animal. Like a weeble wobble.

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Steve said...

OVER-RATED! OVER-RATED! OVER-RATED! OVER-RATED!

Beth said...

"It takes me almost 15-35 minutes sometimes to find a parking spot."

Damn, my entire drive home (21 miles) takes about 35 minutes on a good day.

Beth said...

And a kangaroo would kick your ass EP.

Beth said...

We went to trivia last night (2nd place, woo hoo) and thought the final question was pretty good. We had about 5 minutes to answer and ended up getting it right, but I thought LOV might find it interesting (and will probably be able to answer it almost immediately).

What 8 states have 2 or more NFL teams that play their home games in them?

Steve said...

Texas, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Maryland, California, Florida, New Jersey

google says there is only 7

Beth said...

Google is wrong then. Those 7 are right but you're missing 1.

Beth said...

And I know it's old news but I still find it hilarity that NY with 3 supposed NY teams is not on this list.

Steve said...

Missouri

Steve said...

"And I know it's old news but I still find it hilarity that NY with 3 supposed NY teams is not on this list."

yea, two of them got together and decided to play in a state that didn't suck.

Beth said...

Yep, Missouri is the last one. We were stuck about Maryland for a bit.

Steve said...

"Yep, Missouri is the last one. We were stuck about Maryland for a bit."

pretty impressive. i wouldn't have had a chance without google.

blue said...

i'm gonna say colorado

blue said...

big least blows

Steve said...

I’ve got to get a camera set up in my office. my desk is positioned facing the door but in a way that i can't see down the hall.

people keep sneaking up on me.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"And a kangaroo would kick your ass EP."

thought this was funny

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

i have to choose my farts wisely
a few of them are sharts in disguise

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"(and will probably be able to answer it almost immediately)."

yea, woulda nailed it

blue said...

CEO came into my office yesterday while one of the games was winding down.

I had to use the boss button, and even then I was freaking out, I wanted to watch the end of the game.

luckily he left before it ended

Beth said...

"I had to use the boss button, and even then I was freaking out, I wanted to watch the end of the game."

Fire him blue.

Steve said...

"yea, woulda nailed it"

that's why everyone here looks up to you

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"that's why everyone here looks up to you"

and because i call the plays

blue said...

it's hard to stoop down that low to look up to him

blue said...

i'm getting old, it hurts my back

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

i wanna die

Beth said...

"i wanna die"

Two standard LOV responses would fit well here.

YS,C?

or

RA,R?

Steve said...

"YS,C?"


what does this one mean?

Beth said...

You serious, Clark?

Steve said...

yes, i'm serious. i don't know what it means.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

i would kick a kangaroos ass, ranger chokehold, one move i bust your windpipe

Steve said...

no reason to be a smartass


s

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

az gets it

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"Jesse James Speaks Out, Apologizes to Sandra Bullock..."

do these celebrities actually think they could get away with cheating?

RJJ, R?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Like a weeble wobble."

except they would push back and fuck you up, search youtube for kangaroo vids

"i would kick a kangaroos ass, ranger chokehold, one move i bust your windpipe"

not even close

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

TYLER

you interested in doing a re-design for The Daily Stache?

he'll pay, ns
(apparentely)

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck texas for choking, especially the guy who missed 2 free throws

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck san diego state for being small and not being able to grab a rebound

isiah thompson said...

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLETTTT'SSSSS


GET


RRRRRRRREADDDDYYYYYYY

to get ready

Meiz said...

"Damn, my entire drive home (21 miles) takes about 35 minutes on a good day."


Shit, mine takes 20 minutes tops.

isiah thompson said...

he'll pay, ns
(apparentely)


don't worry T, stache guy will take care of yous*

Steve said...

"TYLER

you interested in doing a re-design for The Daily Stache?

he'll pay, ns
(apparentely)"


if he doesn't, i know a web designer that will.

won't be cheap though.

isiah thompson said...

Tiger:Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009:
I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore
Tiger:Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009:
In a week. I will try to wear you out
Tiger:Sent: 03:36 PM 08/29/2009:
After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard
Tiger:Sent: 04"02 PM 08/29/2009:
I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you
Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat
Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:
You are my fucking whore
Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:
Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own



not sure if this is fastery, but it is hilarity

Meiz said...

I would choose to wrestle a bunny, not a ruthless killer like a kangaroo. An easy victory.

blue said...

i'm wrestling a cougar...if i'm wrestling anything


iykwim

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

tiger sexting is awesome, even if it's fake

isiah thompson said...

ncaa hoops by day, suns/yazz* game tonight


lean back

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

nice

Steve said...

looks like JJ's mistress is a Nazi

Meiz said...

Douchenozzle

Steve said...

"Douchenozzle"


that might be one of the dumbest things i've ever heard.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"that might be one of the dumbest things i've ever heard."

^
that

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

that's like charging a boxer with assault

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

thisplaceisadeaddicktoday

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

AGAIN WITH THE DONG

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

I guess noon:20 could not get here fast enough

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

speaking of kangaroo, let's it eat it!

Meiz said...

"I guess noon:20 could not get here fast enough"

Yeah

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

56 perfect brackets out there

redonk

JFreak said...

Gus Johnson!

Announcing WaVa vs Morgan State.

isiah thompson said...

HOOOOOOOPSSSS!!!!


and Gus Johnson on the mic


lean back

isiah thompson said...

breakfast sammie and hoops


DET

isiah thompson said...

5-0 Morgan St - UPSET ALERT




s

JFreak said...

All this big least terribleness makes me worried about my pick of wava to win the whole thing.

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

nice start for Morgan State

JFreak said...

8-0 Morgan St.

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

if this keeps up, Morgan State will win 70-0 or so

isiah thompson said...

All this big least terribleness makes me worried about my pick of wava to win the whole thing.


diddo


Butler from WVU pulled out some once in a lifetime shots out of his ass to propel that run.

wvu, like milk, was a bad choice

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

mmod not working

cbs is really a piece of shit

isiah thompson said...

I think Todd Bozeman coaches Morgan St.


he's back from the dead

isiah thompson said...

10-0


those ain't chin nuts tem

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

time for me to switch over to the Gophs

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

Godspeed Morgan State

JFreak said...

In one of my brackets I had both Murray State and Ohio winning.

But I also have Notre Dame making it to the championship game in that one. It's my homer bracket.

isiah thompson said...

Minni/xavier kodpiece


good luck

isiah thompson said...

you serious capital one?

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

thanks Zeke

I hope Jug shows up for this one (he picked Xavier in the suicide pool I believe)

isiah thompson said...

tubby smith's kid looks like he's been on the rock since his UK days.

isiah thompson said...

minni's pregame huddle was homo

JFreak said...

Color guy just said West Virginia feels the weight of the Big lEast on their shoulders.

That's retarded.

isiah thompson said...

10-1

don't call it a comeback!

isiah thompson said...

Color guy just said West Virginia feels the weight of the Big lEast on their shoulders.


ironic

the color guy is colored ns


I think Len Elmore does a good yob* too


I think he was a rhodes scholar or some shit. ns

Spaceman Spiff said...

" let's it eat it!"

let's what eat it

isiah thompson said...

and a straight up baller at MD

isiah thompson said...

" let's it eat it!"

let's what eat it



he is legend


I can't believe I missed that

I hope I'm not building up a resistance to hdh.

isiah thompson said...

refs doing their best to get wvu back into it

Spaceman Spiff said...

i picked against the ACC cept for duke, big east sucks too

isiah thompson said...

Minni coming out in....MANTAMAN!

isiah thompson said...

Ralph's kid with the foul


I WANNA SEE SAMPSON!

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

maybe the big east is so good that they are tired from kicking each others asses?

JFreak said...

SG running diary day two

JFreak said...

"maybe the big east is so good that they are tired from kicking each others asses?"

nope.

isiah thompson said...

maybe the big east is so good that they are tired from kicking each others asses?


hey look SEC guy is here

isiah thompson said...

gonna make Cornell/Temple my main game.

shhhh

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

yeah, I picked Cornell (although I'm guessing probably more than half of people did)

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

morgasn st just tossing themselves around now, they are done

Spaceman Spiff said...

"hey look SEC guy is here"

this

Spaceman Spiff said...

dont worry EP, you still got cuse

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

bethca you'll have at least 3 big east teams in the elite 8

isiah thompson said...

I think Cornell has a perma-white out lineup.


you gotta respect that

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

I think Cornell has a perma-white out lineup.


you gotta respect that

it would be funny seeing them play BYU then; it would be a throwback to the 40s or so

Spaceman Spiff said...

odds that the guy on minny's ancestors owned allen's ancestors?

isiah thompson said...

"two schools separated by only a couple hundred miles"


"separated"?

come on Nantz, step-ya-game-up

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

odds that the guy on minny's ancestors owned allen's ancestors?

Hoffarber? He's the dude who won the HS state championship with a buzzer beater sitting on his ass (I think it won an ESPY that year)

isiah thompson said...

cornell does have a brother playing, damn

blue said...

mantaman

blue said...

DEEEEEEEEEEEEz



NUUUUUUUUUUtz

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Hoffarber?"

iverson

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

Wava game is over already

isiah thompson said...

goodnight Morgan St.

blue said...

no, it's still got like 25 minutes left.



/tem

blue said...

if games were only 15 minutes long...bob morris would have won

isiah thompson said...

xavier/minny being played at a big televen type pace

blue said...

according to huggins, morgi state has 3 guys who could start for any team in the country...

well except for WaVa

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

xavier/minny being played at a big televen type pace

disagree; Minni needs to slow it down

blue said...

hot receptionist keeps texting me with Wisconsin trash talk

i don't think she realizes the game doesn't start for another 2 hours

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

I swear, Minni misses more layups than any team I've seen

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

and right on cue....Minni misses another layup

Meiz said...

We should be using cover it live for this

isiah thompson said...

disagree; Minni needs to slow it down

sorry, saw the score, figured it was already slow

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

saw the score, figured it was already slow

shitload of turnovers and missed/blocked 4 ft shots (for both teams)

Spaceman Spiff said...

cornell making this 'upset' look too easy

Meiz said...

Javier needs to get their shit together.


Its a soft J

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

FG Shooting so far:

8/24 (Minni)
7/35 (Xavier)

yikes

isiah thompson said...

mmod has aids again today

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

9 blocks for Minni though

Meiz said...

"mmod has aids again today"

Nerve had a problem with it. Maybe you're switching games too much.

Spaceman Spiff said...

whose had a worse performance so far, MMOD or minny/xavier

isiah thompson said...

Nerve had a problem with it. Maybe you're switching games too much.


shouldn't you be able to though?

isiah thompson said...

EP - that Mike Lewis book is HDH

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

tied up at the half

I'll take it!

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

shouldn't you be able to though?

maybe it's the HD that's messed up; mine's been fine (but on regular viewing)

Spaceman Spiff said...

my audio is fine but the video not so much

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

whose had a worse performance so far, MMOD or minny/xavier

lucky for the 9 blocks, and Westbrook's 15 points (3-5 on his 3s) or else Xavier would be up by about 15

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Maybe you're switching games too much"

no such thing as too much, this is sparta

isiah thompson said...

2+ mins of commercials on mmod with the switch game links blurred out


wft

Keef said...

"I think he was a rhodes scholar or some shit. ns"

It's road scholar

/LP

isiah thompson said...

now I can only watch the minni/xavier half time show


wft

why do you hate me mmod?

Keef said...

"bethca you'll have at least 3 big east teams in the elite 8"


1) bethca you can't spell betcha

2) I'll take bolth* of those beths*

isiah thompson said...

when do I get EP's name/pic for the hdh bet?

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck halftime

isiah thompson said...

espn is broke now

Spaceman Spiff said...

zeke, just say


HELP!


and all will be ok

Keef said...

"when do I get EP's name/pic for the hdh bet?"


Monday I think

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

2+ mins of commercials on mmod with the switch game links blurred out

-that happened last night on my home computer; I had to keep closing MMOD and re-opening it to switch games (that worked fine, but takes extra time of course)

isiah thompson said...

MAKE THE IVAN BROTHERS COMMERCIALS STOP


MAKE THE BAD MAN STOP

Meiz said...

H working for a cab company, but asking for rides to work on facebook is hilarity.

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

MAKE THE IVAN BROTHERS COMMERCIALS STOP


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

isiah thompson said...

ah yes, double stuff white oreos



lean back

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

H working for a cab company, but asking for rides to work on facebook is hilarity.

almost as funny as a former collection agent welshing on a bet

isiah thompson said...

get Magic Johnson on the phone to fix mmod

isiah thompson said...

welshing


or a scotsman

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

I wonder if tem was nervous early in the Wava game; looks like the got things back in control pretty quickly

isiah thompson said...

can anyone get spiffg's chat to work?

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

can anyone get spiffg's chat to work?

I've been cycling through about 5 windows as it is; haven't peeped a second of SGs chat

Beth said...

"I'll take bolth* of those beths*"

What about me?

s

Spaceman Spiff said...

"ah yes, double stuff white oreos"

zeke gets to talk about watching porn but i dont?

/LP

JFreak said...

"can anyone get spiffg's chat to work?"

working for me.

isiah thompson said...

going back for more white oreos


they taste so good when they hit your lips

Spaceman Spiff said...

"can anyone get spiffg's chat to work?"

yea, everyone cept you, its your computer and/or interwebz it seems

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

I've been eating about 15 girl scout cookies a day; about time to hit the breaks on that

JFreak said...

Do you get an assist for an airball that goes right to a teammate who scores?

isiah thompson said...

yea, everyone cept you, its your computer and/or interwebz it seems



suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Do you get an assist for an airball that goes right to a teammate who scores?"

if they dont consider it as a missed shot

JFreak said...

so no.

Meiz said...

"Do you get an assist for an airball that goes right to a teammate who scores?"


Depends on the statistician.

blue said...

cornell is alright

blue said...

a-10 is overrated anyway

temple is weird to watch them and not see Chaney on the sideline

JFreak said...

It's not a bad thing to not have to look at chaney.

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

2+ mins of commercials on mmod with the switch game links blurred out

-also, I've noted that they blur the switch game links on every commercial break (so people are forced to watch commercials...hey, it's free, right?).

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

*noticed

isiah thompson said...

alright rebooted my shiznit, let's see what happens

Spaceman Spiff said...

"-also, I've noted that they blur the switch game links on every commercial break "

switch games once you see its going to commercial, but if the other game is on commercial, stuck

isiah thompson said...

Vin Scully, the Dodgers' broadcasting legend and a member of the Baseball Hall of Fame, was hospitalized overnight Thursday after he got up from bed too quickly, fell and bumped his head.


come on Vin, be careful

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

wow, Xavier shooting 21%....and winning

Spaceman Spiff said...

"come on Vin, be careful"

hope he never starts talking like dick clark

Spaceman Spiff said...

announcer guy: see minny's big guys, they make it so you cant shoot the ball inside


this was following another offensive board by xavier, they have 11

Spaceman Spiff said...

13 now

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

13 now

it's driving me crazy

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Campbell calls Redskins "totally different" under Shanahan"

shocking, wouldnt expect that going from a QB coach to a super bowl winning coach

isiah thompson said...

YOU CAN'T STOP CORNELL

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

burnt my tongue on some pizza

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

white dood on minny getting harassed

Steve said...

well, at least one Big East team knows how to ball.

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

why all the touch fouls all of a sudden refs?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"why all the touch fouls all of a sudden refs?"

zeke, tell him

Meiz said...

Preggo chick's boyfriend smokes 3 packs a day and chews.


WFT

isiah thompson said...

it's all fized* kodpiece

isiah thompson said...

that dood from FotC is whoring himself out in commercials now.

isiah thompson said...

Murray I think his characters name is

Spaceman Spiff said...

pickle dog looks disgusting

isiah thompson said...

Minny is on the ropes

isiah thompson said...

pretty creative though

Meiz said...

"Murray I think his characters name is"

yes

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

Minny is on the ropes

yep, getting pretty ugly for Minni. Looks like the drought continues (no tourney wins since 1997)

Keef said...

"I've been eating about 15 girl scout cookies a day; about time to hit the breaks on that"


These are the brakes*

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

this reminds me a little of the Big-10 championship game against tOSU

-hung in the first half because they couldn't shoot for shit. Then got blown away in the 2nd half when they couldn't seem to miss

Keef said...

bossman just called and said we have a meeting at 2:30 in zeke's neighborhood. I wanted to tell him to go fuck himself, but the meeting is at BJ's so I'll just be watching bball the whole time

isiah thompson said...

we don't have spiffg's picks in our pool?

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

bj's has tvs? like costco i guess

isiah thompson said...

block

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

what if the meeting is in the produce section

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