Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Corey Haim Died

It's true. Drug overdose. Nobody cares about the Coreys anymore. If I had been betting though i'd probably had to risk 160 to bet on Feldman being the first to die. Teddy Duchamp was a crazy mofo. Anyway, the other Corey died. He was in my favorite movie as an early teen, License to Drive. Probably saw that movie 20 times in the theater. A drunk, passed out Heather Graham, the coreys, and good clean fun, what's not to love?

Moving on. The NBA schedule makers suck. Something that gets talked about some, but not a lot is the fact that now that they only have 2 or 3 games on Thursdays, it's creating a ton more back-to-backs in the league. Back2Backs are really tough when you have to travel on the 2nd half (even if you're coming home). The league winning percentage on the 2nd half of a back2back where the team had to travel is .364, and there are a ton of them now. The nuggets have 9 back2backs where they have to travel. In contrast the 72 win Bulls team had 2. It would be one thing if all the teams schedules were the same, but the Lakers have fewer b2b than anyone in the league, not shocking or surprising they have a great record. Is all of this much ado about nothing...probably, I made up most of the stats (ok all) but it proved my point.

That strasburg and fairchild kid threw yesterday. He probably throws most days, but yesterday was an actual fake game. I guess he looked legit. It'll be awesome to see him toil in DC for a few years and then jump ship to Boston or NY and then his arm fall off. At least the Nats have a reason to come to the ballpark every 5 or so days.

Free agent signings are huge underway in the NFL. I'm hoping somebody makes B-marsh an offer he can't refuse. It's a lot to give up for dude though, not only do you have to give up a 1st round pick (seattle would be the 6th pick), but then you also have to pay him like 9 or 10MM/year. I'm guessing this all ends with him coming back to the Broncos and signing the tender, in which case they trade him for some wheat germ and creatine.

Last but not least, the defense wrapped up their case in the trial of the dude who murdered Darrent Williams. Its very confusing, lots of shady characters making deals to give testimony. I've seen interviews with 2 dismissed jurors...one said he'd vote Guilty, and thought everyone else would too..the other (who chose to remain nameless) said he thought it was obvious that the prosecution didn't do enough to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that dude was the killer, so he'd let him off...this is Denver's version of the OJ trial..stay tuned.

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Beth said...

"beth with tw'rs first comment remind me i have an hdh bet"

Done.

El Pad said...

thanks my little suitey* pie

Beth said...

Hey, you've made it 1 comment without losing the bet so far. Congrats!

Jugdish said...

Hey, you've made it 1 comment without losing the bet so far. Congrats!



might want to quit while you're ahead

El Pad said...

get used to it, today I am a scholar

Beth said...

I know how this will go, he'll start off all excited with all these great plans to make it last, but then will quickly lose interest and control and then bam!, it's over quickly.

/cmep

blue said...

and she doesn't like your meatballs

Jugdish said...

beth is on facebook too? i didn't know that

El Pad said...

"I know how this will go, he'll start off all excited with all these great plans to make it last, but then will quickly lose interest and control and then bam!, it's over quickly."


^^^

story of my life

El Pad said...

if i treat every comment like it's a work email then i'll be fine

El Pad said...

what's the worst thing that happens anyway, i lose and i have a silly name for a week?

El Pad said...

i have much more to gain

it will prove that i am a terrible typist and nothing more

tem said...

yes and we make fun of you.

but that happens anyway.

tem said...

o/u for when lp messes up is comment 25.5.

tem said...

i'm assuming punctuation is out and capitalization?

Jugdish said...

o/u for when lp messes up is comment 25.5.



25.5 total comments, or 25.5 Eelp comments?

Jugdish said...

i'm assuming punctuation is out and capitalization?


yess

/Lp

tem said...

25.5 lp comments

Beth said...

"i'm assuming punctuation is out and capitalization?"

I think in LOVad they said neither applies except for apostrophes.

El Pad said...

rye bread is so good

Beth said...

“But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it, away from the fog of the controversy." - Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House

I wish this was a Zeke made-up quote but unfortunately this one's true.

I wish he was my dad said...

I think in LOVad they said neither applies except for apostrophes.

damn, I was hoping capitalization counted... "i lose and i have a silly name for a week?" would have lost it for him on comment 5

I wish he was my dad said...

I wish this was a Zeke made-up quote but unfortunately this one's true.

wow, that's horrible (ns)

El Pad said...

man we are getting slaughtered by regulators lately

just chin nuts all day

Jugdish said...

“But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it, away from the fog of the controversy." - Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House


beth...you should go yell at her in the shower about that.

El Pad said...

pelosi is a gas bag

Jugdish said...

just chin nuts all day


IN YOU FACE!

El Pad said...

fuck that cunt

blue said...

chinny chinny ball boy

tem said...

yes lp that is what you do with cunts. you fuck them.

El Pad said...

did you know that a year ago yesterday the dow was like 6500?

El Pad said...

barclays looking to acquire a retail bank

smat*

tem said...

i did know that.

tem said...

did you know that the giants are predicted to win 6 games next year?

Jugdish said...

the human head weighs 8 pounds.

tem said...

wvu girls played like i expected them to against uconn.

Jugdish said...

unless you're rev

tem said...

" but the Lakers have fewer b2b than anyone in the league, not shocking or surprising they have a great record."

that's because like 4 of their away games are really at home.

blue said...

"did you know that the giants are predicted to win 6 games next year?"

San Francisco Giants? I'm taking the Over

El Pad said...

"did you know that the giants are predicted to win 6 games next year?"

::pecota::

El Pad said...

" but the Lakers have fewer b2b than anyone in the league, not shocking or surprising they have a great record."

Clipper games don't count

Todd Packer said...

nice post, freak

tem said...

"Clipper games don't count"

yes they do.

Beth said...

Tiger and Elin, sitting in a tree...

tem said...

"did you know that the giants are predicted to win 6 games next year?"

john salisbury picked it in his pre-free agency preview.

Beth said...

Perfect timing for The Masters...

tem said...

"Tiger and Elin, sitting in a tree..."

every kiss is another 10K in her pocket.

tem said...

"However Nordegren was still not wearing her wedding ring Tuesday when spotted at a spa enjoying manicures with her two-year-old daughter Sam, People magazine reported. "

do women usually wear rings when they get manicures?

Todd Packer said...

"Tiger and Elin, sitting in a tree..."


tiger woods mistress beauty pageant was on stern this AM... good stuff. there were only 3 contestants though

El Pad said...

"do women usually wear rings when they get manicures?"

yes because they don't wear the rings on their cuticles

Todd Packer said...

should have been "cuticle's", ep



s

El Pad said...

that was the old ep

tem said...

"yes because they don't wear the rings on their cuticles"

why do you know whether or not they wear their rings?

and i know they don't wear the rings on their cuticles, but the manicure lady is probably holding their fingers and moving them around and shit. so a ring would get in the way.

El Pad said...

tell you what though

checking every single thing i write is the suck

tem said...

or could get in the way.

Todd Packer said...

i say this almost every week, but Lost takes an hour of my life each week. can't wait for the show to finally end

tem said...

good thing you don't have to use punctuation or capitalization.

it appears as though you can type on a fifth grade level.

tem said...

" can't wait for the show to finally end"


nerve* watched it, but i agree. can't wait for it to end. maybe they will put something good in that timeslot.

El Pad said...

"why do you know whether or not they wear their rings?"

cmep wears her rings while patronizing a manicurist shop

El Pad said...

"good thing you don't have to use punctuation or capitalization."

wood* you like me too?

Todd Packer said...

"cmep wears her rings while patronizing a manicurist shop"

the manicuist can't be happy about being patronized

Todd Packer said...

"wood* you like me too?"


too?

Todd Packer said...

almost made it to 10:30, ep

I wish he was my dad said...

i say this almost every week, but Lost takes an hour of my life each week. can't wait for the show to finally end

I thought the last two episodes were great. Personally, I like where the final season is going.

Todd Packer said...

"I thought the last two episodes were great. Personally, I like where the final season is going."


i can't keep track anymore. i still feel like they're just making it up on the fly

El Pad said...

gay

Beth said...

"i say this almost every week, but Lost takes an hour of my life each week. can't wait for the show to finally end"

I keep waiting for all these answers I thought they promised, but I'm not seeing them. Thing is, I still enjoy the show although I'm resigned to it ending with me still being clueless about it.

El Pad said...

as. rejoice

El Pad said...

"i say this almost every week, but Lost takes an hour of my life each week. can't wait for the show to finally end"

I keep waiting for all these answers I thought they promised, but I'm not seeing them. Thing is, I still enjoy the show although I'm resigned to it ending with me still being clueless about it."


THE SHOW BLOWS AND YOU BOTH KNOW IT

Beth said...
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El Pad said...

"TP is right, that didn't last long."

story of my life

El Pad said...

over 25.5 though?

I wish he was my dad said...

I watched the repeat of last weeks' episode at 7:00 PM CST (I missed it because of the Cali trip); and they actually have a pop-up video type thing during the episode explaining all the ties to past seasons....I thought it was pretty cool

El Pad said...

that is actually grammatically correct

I wish he was my dad said...

"Quarterback Derek Anderson's uneven five-year stint with the Cleveland Browns is over.

The team released the one-time Pro Bowl quarterback Tuesday, one day after the Browns acquired backup Seneca Wallace in a trade from Seattle."

-Wasn't too long ago the Vikes were contemplating giving Cleveland multiple high draft picks in a trade for him. Dodged a bullet on that one

El Pad said...

for sure

then drock said browns fans suck

tem said...

good job el pad.

tem said...

"over 25.5 though?"

no.

19 by my count. 20 if you count the double post as 2.

tem said...

i might have missed 1 or 2 but it is unlikely i missed 5.

tem said...

"the manicuist can't be happy about being patronized"

she doesn't speak english so it is ok.

tem said...

lp is probably super pissed he fucked up already.

El Pad said...

"good job el pad."

you know there is an argument to be had though

it's spelled properly and grammatically correct

it's really HDH properly executed

El Pad said...

would you like me too?

is something a hooker would say but it's sound

El Pad said...

i will continue until a vote is taken and tallied

El Pad said...

"No misspellings, no grammatical errors for 1 day. Pick the day"

still alive

HOGAN IS HULKING UP!!!!!!!

Jugdish said...

i have a feeling keef is bringing a steel chair

Beth said...

The fact that you can't see your mistake is just making it worse for you EP.

tem said...

"it's spelled properly and grammatically correct"

i don't think it is grammatically correct.

tem said...

"is something a hooker would say but it's sound"


maybe in a different context it is fine. but not the way you were using it...

lp: hey hooker 1, let's go upstairs.

hooker 1: ok, fifty bucks.

lp: you take credit card?

hooker 1: yeah

hooker 2: would you like me too?

Jugdish said...

hooker 2: would you like me too?


^^^^^^^


which was not how Lp was intending to say it

El Pad said...

"The fact that you can't see your mistake is just making it worse for you EP."

i see it but it's within the rules set forth by as.

you can vote against me if you want beth but i will hold out the dick if you do

tem said...

but you were using it more like.


lp: hey hooker 1, suck my dick.

hooker 1: that'll be fifty bucks.

lp: you take credit card?

hooker 1: yeah.

lp: now if i could only get someone to shove some tits in my face.

hooker 2: would you like me to?

Jugdish said...

lp: you take credit card?



hilarity!

Steve said...

EP: 0
Grammar Bets: 3

El Pad said...

"maybe in a different context it is fine. but not the way you were using it..."

I'm aware of that. It was my point.

All I'm saying is, the rules say grammar and spelling. It passes both.

Steve said...

"lp: you take credit card?



hilarity!"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

El Pad said...

we can vote

i'm sure i'll lose the vote so it doesn't really matter

just procrastinating

Jugdish said...

explain how it passes the grammar rule

El Pad said...

tem you can stop with the english lessons i know the infraction

i also know it's a huge pet peeve for a lot of people

El Pad said...

"explain how it passes the grammar rule"

if you run a grammar check in your email or word it passes

i understand that within the context of a conversation the wrong too was used

tem said...

lp gets it.

tem said...

grammar lessons were fun.

El Pad said...

graciapappa* signed with sawx*

then retired

gay

tem said...

figured lp would like them.

in 1 he gets two hookers.

in the other he gets blown and gets to motorboat too.

tem said...

mia hamm thinks it is gay.

Beth said...

"mia hamm thinks it is gay"

In my fantasies, Mia Hamm IS gay...

Jugdish said...

i understand that within the context of a conversation the wrong too was used



^^^^^^

El Pad said...

"A group of young men from the Bronx could face a year in jail for criminal possession of a weapon after a stray snowball hit an off-duty transit cop in the leg while they were messing around last month. The officer drew his gun, called in for backup and they were arrested. They plan on suing the city for wrongful arrest."

funny

tem said...

ny has the dumbest cops

Beth said...

"off-duty transit cop"

Real cop wannabe.

El Pad said...

transit cops are so silly

El Pad said...

"Toyota Prius Vs. Stone Wall In Westchester Yesterday, a woman driving a 2005 Toyota Prius crashed into a stone wall in Harrison, NY. The Journal News reports that police say "a stuck accelerator pedal 'shot' the vehicle forward."


man toyota sucks

Jugdish said...

i have a tundra, so far my truck has avoided the recalls.

Jugdish said...

although its probably only a matter of time

tem said...

"man toyota sucks"

how many of these are people just crashing into shit for the insurance money??

tem said...

fuck if i had a toyota i'd be tempted to do it.

tem said...

hit the gas, say the accelerator stuck.

bam, new car and maybe insurance cash from toyota.

El Pad said...

"hit the gas, say the accelerator stuck.

bam, new car and maybe insurance cash from toyota."

don't they know if it really got stuck or not?

El Pad said...

"Dunleavy stunned by Clips' firing"

SAS he is stunned

Jugdish said...

don't they know if it really got stuck or not?


well it might help if your car/truck was on a recall list

Spaceman Spiff said...

""No misspellings, no grammatical errors for 1 day. Pick the day"

still alive

HOGAN IS HULKING UP!!!!!!!"

nice

NS

Steve said...

damn

El Pad said...

add graciapappa* and his giant beak to the "NO HD List"

joining ESPN

Spaceman Spiff said...

nvm, i take that back, you misspelled 'to' so you lose

Steve said...

awesome

tem said...

"don't they know if it really got stuck or not?"

probably not.

you can always say the impact must have jarred it loose

tem said...

"well it might help if your car/truck was on a recall list"

probably. but then toyota would say it was on recall and you should have brought it in.

if it isn't you can say it is just like the others ones that are on retail. clearly it is a problem within the fleet, not just certain cars.

that's what you'd say.

Spaceman Spiff said...

not a fan of food war's host's tv skillz

El Pad said...

she should take her top off

El Pad said...

"According to the LATimes, a man was recently watching Shutter Island at the Cinemark 22 in Lancaster, when he complained about a woman talking on a cell phone during the film. The woman left with two men. The two men returned and one of them stabbed the complainer in the throat with a meat thermometer."

inventive

El Pad said...

"nvm, i take that back, you misspelled 'to' so you lose"

lies

El Pad said...

"Variety is reporting something we have been speculating for the past month: Fox’s hit television series 24 will likely end after the conclusion of the current eighth season."

anyone still watching this shit?

shouldn't they make a movie or something

El Pad said...

Kemoeatu a redskin

Spaceman Spiff said...

"
anyone still watching this shit?"

have 4 episodes saved on the DVR

Spaceman Spiff said...

marion jones juicin back up, gonna play in the wnba

Spaceman Spiff said...

built for comfort and speed

Keef said...

I guess I misst* it. Good job almost making it to 11:00am EST

El Pad said...

nice spiff

El Pad said...

i don't know what you're talking about as

Meiz said...

I don't want to be here

El Pad said...

Meiz Larry King would like a word:

Larry King: 'Are you gay?'...

please advice

El Pad said...

spiff you like whale?

El Pad said...

"For instance, when Jackson held a birthday party for one of his children, only Jackson, the teacher, the nanny and the three bodyguards would attend, the men said. No other children were there.

"None," the three men said."


Bizzare

blue said...

i'd have dq'd you on patronized

blue said...

"Bizzare"

where would they have made friends?

blue said...

i'll give EP credit though..

i don't think anyone here could pass that test

El Pad said...

"Being a man…men know men…and we [were] around him long enough to know…he was a man," Whitfield said.

Garcia said Jackson had "desires of women like we do. He had lovers."

The men said the pop star had at least two girlfriends and sometimes felt as though they were chaperoning two teenagers on a date.

"In the cars that we had, we had a curtain that covered the back seat…you couldn't see in the back seat. They talked back there…they didn't do nothing out of bounds…you can hear the kissing,"

more mike jackson talk, three former bodyguards

Spaceman Spiff said...

"spiff you like whale?"

only whale tail

El Pad said...

"only whale tail"

ah, big black ass fan

i see you

El Pad said...

"Is Licking Your Employee's Hand Sexual Harassment?"

mmmmmmm

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Tim Tebow scored a 22 on his Wonderlic, Jimmy Clausen 23, Colt McCoy 25 and Sam Bradford 36 out of 50, per NFL source."

El Pad said...

larry johnson visiting skins

Spaceman Spiff said...

"ah, big black ass fan

i see you"

do you know what whale tail is

Keef said...

So does 3 days = 3 days with posts or 3 calendar days?

Keef said...

"do you know what whale tail is"

hilarity

El Pad said...

"Tim Tebow scored a 22 on his Wonderlic, Jimmy Clausen 23, Colt McCoy 25 and Sam Bradford 36 out of 50, per NFL source."

Must have had some vagina questions

PIC OF VADGE

What is this?

A) Vagina
B) Robe
C) Christ

Tebow picked C.

Keef said...

it's not raining today

El Pad said...

"do you know what whale tail is"

hilarity"

yes, thongs

Keef said...

California parents > than NYC parents

tem said...

"it's not raining today"

it is here.
as.

Keef said...

jug
Are you getting a lot of money from me on centsports?

tem said...

pa·tron·ize   /ˈpeɪtrəˌnaɪz, ˈpæ‐/ Show Spelled[pey-truh-nahyz, pa‐] Show IPA
–verb (used with object),-ized, -iz·ing.
1.to give (a store, restaurant, hotel, etc.) one's regular patronage; trade with.

El Pad said...

"So does 3 days = 3 days with posts or 3 calendar days?"

did you read my protest

Keef said...

"When you get paid a lot of money to play this game, they expect miracles. And when you don't go out there and perform like that, then people don't like it. People don't want to see a guy that's brash and cocky and a little arrogant and kind of does his own thing making a lot of money. They were like, 'He doesn't deserve that.'"

Really, Milton? Really?

Keef said...

"did you read my protest"


Yeah, it's good efforting. It's wrong, but it's good efforting

Meiz said...

This bitch in here has a green complexion. Fucking freak.

Meiz said...

And looks like leather

tem said...

she's just new

El Pad said...

Yeah, it's good efforting. It's wrong in my opinion, but it's good efforting

*figged

Keef said...

it's wrong in everyone's opinion but yours

Jugdish said...

jug
Are you getting a lot of money from me on centsports?



ill log in a little later and let you know...I'm blocked at work.

El Pad said...

good read on Rahm Emanuel

Keef said...

but that's usually what weasels do

El Pad said...

"it's wrong in everyone's opinion but yours"

it was a sound statement, just out of context

you said spelling and grammar

Jugdish said...

so if you said

you want me two

that would have been OK to*?

El Pad said...

"that would have been OK to*?"

no because two represents a number

Spaceman Spiff said...

"you said spelling and grammar"

you misspelled 'to'

Steve said...

the best part about EP grammar bets is after he loses.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i will continue until a vote is taken and tallied"

the vote is 6-1, dont be a weasel

El Puh-dweasel

Jugdish said...

no because two represents a number



but "too" didn't represent what you were trying to say...see what eye* mean?

El Pad said...

if the sentence in question was dropped into another conversation it would be fine

the statement made little sense but was correct

and i've been doing fine ever since so to lose on that would be disappointing

tem said...

"the best part about EP grammar bets is after he loses."

^^^

Keef said...

"no because two represents a number"

Too doesn't represent what you were saying. So you weren't grammatically correct in that instance

tem said...

"no because two represents a number"


damn near totpm

El Pad said...

keef revels in this

El Pad said...

"the best part about EP grammar bets is after he loses."

^^^

you have to admit, it's like breaking up a no-hitter with a 9th inning bunt single with two outs

Jugdish said...

and i've been doing fine ever since so to lose on that would be disappointing



not really, its provided a lot of entertainment

El Pad said...

i entertain daily

big deal

Keef said...

"keef revels in this"

If this was real life, you would owe me $160

El Pad said...

double or nothing

Jugdish said...

"no because two represents a number"


damn near totpm


cmep: ok, how many fingers am i holding up?

Lp: too

Steve said...

"you have to admit"


negative. the bet was grammar/spelling.

i'm not hatin', my grammar/typing/spelling is probably worse than yours, but "too" was wrong.

Keef said...

so back to my initial question, does 3 days mean 3 calendar days or 3 days with posts?

tem said...

you have to admit, it's like breaking up a no-hitter with a 2nd inning bunt single with two outs


*fixed

El Pad said...

over 80 comments or so and i lose on too

fuck me

El Pad said...

blue is right

no one can do this

Meiz said...

too was wrong

El Pad said...

i'm a goddamn genius and i can't do it

tem said...

3 calendar days is standard i believe.

Keef said...

fuck blogger

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