It's true. Drug overdose. Nobody cares about the Coreys anymore. If I had been betting though i'd probably had to risk 160 to bet on Feldman being the first to die. Teddy Duchamp was a crazy mofo. Anyway, the other Corey died. He was in my favorite movie as an early teen, License to Drive. Probably saw that movie 20 times in the theater. A drunk, passed out Heather Graham, the coreys, and good clean fun, what's not to love?
Moving on. The NBA schedule makers suck. Something that gets talked about some, but not a lot is the fact that now that they only have 2 or 3 games on Thursdays, it's creating a ton more back-to-backs in the league. Back2Backs are really tough when you have to travel on the 2nd half (even if you're coming home). The league winning percentage on the 2nd half of a back2back where the team had to travel is .364, and there are a ton of them now. The nuggets have 9 back2backs where they have to travel. In contrast the 72 win Bulls team had 2. It would be one thing if all the teams schedules were the same, but the Lakers have fewer b2b than anyone in the league, not shocking or surprising they have a great record. Is all of this much ado about nothing...probably, I made up most of the stats (ok all) but it proved my point.
That strasburg and fairchild kid threw yesterday. He probably throws most days, but yesterday was an actual fake game. I guess he looked legit. It'll be awesome to see him toil in DC for a few years and then jump ship to Boston or NY and then his arm fall off. At least the Nats have a reason to come to the ballpark every 5 or so days.
Free agent signings are huge underway in the NFL. I'm hoping somebody makes B-marsh an offer he can't refuse. It's a lot to give up for dude though, not only do you have to give up a 1st round pick (seattle would be the 6th pick), but then you also have to pay him like 9 or 10MM/year. I'm guessing this all ends with him coming back to the Broncos and signing the tender, in which case they trade him for some wheat germ and creatine.
Last but not least, the defense wrapped up their case in the trial of the dude who murdered Darrent Williams. Its very confusing, lots of shady characters making deals to give testimony. I've seen interviews with 2 dismissed jurors...one said he'd vote Guilty, and thought everyone else would too..the other (who chose to remain nameless) said he thought it was obvious that the prosecution didn't do enough to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that dude was the killer, so he'd let him off...this is Denver's version of the OJ trial..stay tuned.
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Done.
thanks my little suitey* pie
Hey, you've made it 1 comment without losing the bet so far. Congrats!
Hey, you've made it 1 comment without losing the bet so far. Congrats!
might want to quit while you're ahead
get used to it, today I am a scholar
I know how this will go, he'll start off all excited with all these great plans to make it last, but then will quickly lose interest and control and then bam!, it's over quickly.
/cmep
and she doesn't like your meatballs
beth is on facebook too? i didn't know that
"I know how this will go, he'll start off all excited with all these great plans to make it last, but then will quickly lose interest and control and then bam!, it's over quickly."
^^^
story of my life
if i treat every comment like it's a work email then i'll be fine
what's the worst thing that happens anyway, i lose and i have a silly name for a week?
i have much more to gain
it will prove that i am a terrible typist and nothing more
yes and we make fun of you.
but that happens anyway.
o/u for when lp messes up is comment 25.5.
i'm assuming punctuation is out and capitalization?
o/u for when lp messes up is comment 25.5.
25.5 total comments, or 25.5 Eelp comments?
i'm assuming punctuation is out and capitalization?
yess
/Lp
25.5 lp comments
"i'm assuming punctuation is out and capitalization?"
I think in LOVad they said neither applies except for apostrophes.
rye bread is so good
“But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it, away from the fog of the controversy." - Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House
I wish this was a Zeke made-up quote but unfortunately this one's true.
I think in LOVad they said neither applies except for apostrophes.
damn, I was hoping capitalization counted... "i lose and i have a silly name for a week?" would have lost it for him on comment 5
I wish this was a Zeke made-up quote but unfortunately this one's true.
wow, that's horrible (ns)
man we are getting slaughtered by regulators lately
just chin nuts all day
“But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it, away from the fog of the controversy." - Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House
beth...you should go yell at her in the shower about that.
pelosi is a gas bag
just chin nuts all day
IN YOU FACE!
fuck that cunt
chinny chinny ball boy
yes lp that is what you do with cunts. you fuck them.
did you know that a year ago yesterday the dow was like 6500?
barclays looking to acquire a retail bank
smat*
i did know that.
did you know that the giants are predicted to win 6 games next year?
the human head weighs 8 pounds.
wvu girls played like i expected them to against uconn.
unless you're rev
" but the Lakers have fewer b2b than anyone in the league, not shocking or surprising they have a great record."
that's because like 4 of their away games are really at home.
"did you know that the giants are predicted to win 6 games next year?"
San Francisco Giants? I'm taking the Over
"did you know that the giants are predicted to win 6 games next year?"
::pecota::
" but the Lakers have fewer b2b than anyone in the league, not shocking or surprising they have a great record."
Clipper games don't count
nice post, freak
"Clipper games don't count"
yes they do.
Tiger and Elin, sitting in a tree...
"did you know that the giants are predicted to win 6 games next year?"
john salisbury picked it in his pre-free agency preview.
Perfect timing for The Masters...
"Tiger and Elin, sitting in a tree..."
every kiss is another 10K in her pocket.
"However Nordegren was still not wearing her wedding ring Tuesday when spotted at a spa enjoying manicures with her two-year-old daughter Sam, People magazine reported. "
do women usually wear rings when they get manicures?
"Tiger and Elin, sitting in a tree..."
tiger woods mistress beauty pageant was on stern this AM... good stuff. there were only 3 contestants though
"do women usually wear rings when they get manicures?"
yes because they don't wear the rings on their cuticles
should have been "cuticle's", ep
s
that was the old ep
"yes because they don't wear the rings on their cuticles"
why do you know whether or not they wear their rings?
and i know they don't wear the rings on their cuticles, but the manicure lady is probably holding their fingers and moving them around and shit. so a ring would get in the way.
tell you what though
checking every single thing i write is the suck
or could get in the way.
i say this almost every week, but Lost takes an hour of my life each week. can't wait for the show to finally end
good thing you don't have to use punctuation or capitalization.
it appears as though you can type on a fifth grade level.
" can't wait for the show to finally end"
nerve* watched it, but i agree. can't wait for it to end. maybe they will put something good in that timeslot.
"why do you know whether or not they wear their rings?"
cmep wears her rings while patronizing a manicurist shop
"good thing you don't have to use punctuation or capitalization."
wood* you like me too?
"cmep wears her rings while patronizing a manicurist shop"
the manicuist can't be happy about being patronized
"wood* you like me too?"
too?
almost made it to 10:30, ep
i say this almost every week, but Lost takes an hour of my life each week. can't wait for the show to finally end
I thought the last two episodes were great. Personally, I like where the final season is going.
"I thought the last two episodes were great. Personally, I like where the final season is going."
i can't keep track anymore. i still feel like they're just making it up on the fly
gay
"i say this almost every week, but Lost takes an hour of my life each week. can't wait for the show to finally end"
I keep waiting for all these answers I thought they promised, but I'm not seeing them. Thing is, I still enjoy the show although I'm resigned to it ending with me still being clueless about it.
as. rejoice
"i say this almost every week, but Lost takes an hour of my life each week. can't wait for the show to finally end"
I keep waiting for all these answers I thought they promised, but I'm not seeing them. Thing is, I still enjoy the show although I'm resigned to it ending with me still being clueless about it."
THE SHOW BLOWS AND YOU BOTH KNOW IT
"TP is right, that didn't last long."
story of my life
over 25.5 though?
I watched the repeat of last weeks' episode at 7:00 PM CST (I missed it because of the Cali trip); and they actually have a pop-up video type thing during the episode explaining all the ties to past seasons....I thought it was pretty cool
that is actually grammatically correct
"Quarterback Derek Anderson's uneven five-year stint with the Cleveland Browns is over.
The team released the one-time Pro Bowl quarterback Tuesday, one day after the Browns acquired backup Seneca Wallace in a trade from Seattle."
-Wasn't too long ago the Vikes were contemplating giving Cleveland multiple high draft picks in a trade for him. Dodged a bullet on that one
for sure
then drock said browns fans suck
good job el pad.
"over 25.5 though?"
no.
19 by my count. 20 if you count the double post as 2.
i might have missed 1 or 2 but it is unlikely i missed 5.
"the manicuist can't be happy about being patronized"
she doesn't speak english so it is ok.
lp is probably super pissed he fucked up already.
"good job el pad."
you know there is an argument to be had though
it's spelled properly and grammatically correct
it's really HDH properly executed
would you like me too?
is something a hooker would say but it's sound
i will continue until a vote is taken and tallied
"No misspellings, no grammatical errors for 1 day. Pick the day"
still alive
HOGAN IS HULKING UP!!!!!!!
i have a feeling keef is bringing a steel chair
The fact that you can't see your mistake is just making it worse for you EP.
"it's spelled properly and grammatically correct"
i don't think it is grammatically correct.
"is something a hooker would say but it's sound"
maybe in a different context it is fine. but not the way you were using it...
lp: hey hooker 1, let's go upstairs.
hooker 1: ok, fifty bucks.
lp: you take credit card?
hooker 1: yeah
hooker 2: would you like me too?
hooker 2: would you like me too?
^^^^^^^
which was not how Lp was intending to say it
"The fact that you can't see your mistake is just making it worse for you EP."
i see it but it's within the rules set forth by as.
you can vote against me if you want beth but i will hold out the dick if you do
but you were using it more like.
lp: hey hooker 1, suck my dick.
hooker 1: that'll be fifty bucks.
lp: you take credit card?
hooker 1: yeah.
lp: now if i could only get someone to shove some tits in my face.
hooker 2: would you like me to?
lp: you take credit card?
hilarity!
EP: 0
Grammar Bets: 3
"maybe in a different context it is fine. but not the way you were using it..."
I'm aware of that. It was my point.
All I'm saying is, the rules say grammar and spelling. It passes both.
"lp: you take credit card?
hilarity!"
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
we can vote
i'm sure i'll lose the vote so it doesn't really matter
just procrastinating
explain how it passes the grammar rule
tem you can stop with the english lessons i know the infraction
i also know it's a huge pet peeve for a lot of people
"explain how it passes the grammar rule"
if you run a grammar check in your email or word it passes
i understand that within the context of a conversation the wrong too was used
lp gets it.
grammar lessons were fun.
graciapappa* signed with sawx*
then retired
gay
figured lp would like them.
in 1 he gets two hookers.
in the other he gets blown and gets to motorboat too.
mia hamm thinks it is gay.
"mia hamm thinks it is gay"
In my fantasies, Mia Hamm IS gay...
i understand that within the context of a conversation the wrong too was used
^^^^^^
"A group of young men from the Bronx could face a year in jail for criminal possession of a weapon after a stray snowball hit an off-duty transit cop in the leg while they were messing around last month. The officer drew his gun, called in for backup and they were arrested. They plan on suing the city for wrongful arrest."
funny
ny has the dumbest cops
"off-duty transit cop"
Real cop wannabe.
transit cops are so silly
"Toyota Prius Vs. Stone Wall In Westchester Yesterday, a woman driving a 2005 Toyota Prius crashed into a stone wall in Harrison, NY. The Journal News reports that police say "a stuck accelerator pedal 'shot' the vehicle forward."
man toyota sucks
i have a tundra, so far my truck has avoided the recalls.
although its probably only a matter of time
"man toyota sucks"
how many of these are people just crashing into shit for the insurance money??
fuck if i had a toyota i'd be tempted to do it.
hit the gas, say the accelerator stuck.
bam, new car and maybe insurance cash from toyota.
"hit the gas, say the accelerator stuck.
bam, new car and maybe insurance cash from toyota."
don't they know if it really got stuck or not?
"Dunleavy stunned by Clips' firing"
SAS he is stunned
don't they know if it really got stuck or not?
well it might help if your car/truck was on a recall list
""No misspellings, no grammatical errors for 1 day. Pick the day"
still alive
HOGAN IS HULKING UP!!!!!!!"
nice
NS
damn
add graciapappa* and his giant beak to the "NO HD List"
joining ESPN
nvm, i take that back, you misspelled 'to' so you lose
awesome
"don't they know if it really got stuck or not?"
probably not.
you can always say the impact must have jarred it loose
"well it might help if your car/truck was on a recall list"
probably. but then toyota would say it was on recall and you should have brought it in.
if it isn't you can say it is just like the others ones that are on retail. clearly it is a problem within the fleet, not just certain cars.
that's what you'd say.
not a fan of food war's host's tv skillz
she should take her top off
"According to the LATimes, a man was recently watching Shutter Island at the Cinemark 22 in Lancaster, when he complained about a woman talking on a cell phone during the film. The woman left with two men. The two men returned and one of them stabbed the complainer in the throat with a meat thermometer."
inventive
"nvm, i take that back, you misspelled 'to' so you lose"
lies
"Variety is reporting something we have been speculating for the past month: Fox’s hit television series 24 will likely end after the conclusion of the current eighth season."
anyone still watching this shit?
shouldn't they make a movie or something
Kemoeatu a redskin
"
anyone still watching this shit?"
have 4 episodes saved on the DVR
marion jones juicin back up, gonna play in the wnba
built for comfort and speed
I guess I misst* it. Good job almost making it to 11:00am EST
nice spiff
i don't know what you're talking about as
I don't want to be here
Meiz Larry King would like a word:
Larry King: 'Are you gay?'...
please advice
spiff you like whale?
"For instance, when Jackson held a birthday party for one of his children, only Jackson, the teacher, the nanny and the three bodyguards would attend, the men said. No other children were there.
"None," the three men said."
Bizzare
i'd have dq'd you on patronized
"Bizzare"
where would they have made friends?
i'll give EP credit though..
i don't think anyone here could pass that test
"Being a man…men know men…and we [were] around him long enough to know…he was a man," Whitfield said.
Garcia said Jackson had "desires of women like we do. He had lovers."
The men said the pop star had at least two girlfriends and sometimes felt as though they were chaperoning two teenagers on a date.
"In the cars that we had, we had a curtain that covered the back seat…you couldn't see in the back seat. They talked back there…they didn't do nothing out of bounds…you can hear the kissing,"
more mike jackson talk, three former bodyguards
"spiff you like whale?"
only whale tail
"only whale tail"
ah, big black ass fan
i see you
"Is Licking Your Employee's Hand Sexual Harassment?"
mmmmmmm
"Tim Tebow scored a 22 on his Wonderlic, Jimmy Clausen 23, Colt McCoy 25 and Sam Bradford 36 out of 50, per NFL source."
larry johnson visiting skins
"ah, big black ass fan
i see you"
do you know what whale tail is
So does 3 days = 3 days with posts or 3 calendar days?
"do you know what whale tail is"
hilarity
"Tim Tebow scored a 22 on his Wonderlic, Jimmy Clausen 23, Colt McCoy 25 and Sam Bradford 36 out of 50, per NFL source."
Must have had some vagina questions
PIC OF VADGE
What is this?
A) Vagina
B) Robe
C) Christ
Tebow picked C.
it's not raining today
"do you know what whale tail is"
hilarity"
yes, thongs
California parents > than NYC parents
"it's not raining today"
it is here.
as.
jug
Are you getting a lot of money from me on centsports?
pa·tron·ize /ˈpeɪtrəˌnaɪz, ˈpæ‐/ Show Spelled[pey-truh-nahyz, pa‐] Show IPA
–verb (used with object),-ized, -iz·ing.
1.to give (a store, restaurant, hotel, etc.) one's regular patronage; trade with.
"So does 3 days = 3 days with posts or 3 calendar days?"
did you read my protest
"When you get paid a lot of money to play this game, they expect miracles. And when you don't go out there and perform like that, then people don't like it. People don't want to see a guy that's brash and cocky and a little arrogant and kind of does his own thing making a lot of money. They were like, 'He doesn't deserve that.'"
Really, Milton? Really?
"did you read my protest"
Yeah, it's good efforting. It's wrong, but it's good efforting
This bitch in here has a green complexion. Fucking freak.
And looks like leather
she's just new
Yeah, it's good efforting. It's wrong in my opinion, but it's good efforting
*figged
it's wrong in everyone's opinion but yours
jug
Are you getting a lot of money from me on centsports?
ill log in a little later and let you know...I'm blocked at work.
good read on Rahm Emanuel
but that's usually what weasels do
"it's wrong in everyone's opinion but yours"
it was a sound statement, just out of context
you said spelling and grammar
so if you said
you want me two
that would have been OK to*?
"that would have been OK to*?"
no because two represents a number
"you said spelling and grammar"
you misspelled 'to'
the best part about EP grammar bets is after he loses.
"i will continue until a vote is taken and tallied"
the vote is 6-1, dont be a weasel
El Puh-dweasel
no because two represents a number
but "too" didn't represent what you were trying to say...see what eye* mean?
if the sentence in question was dropped into another conversation it would be fine
the statement made little sense but was correct
and i've been doing fine ever since so to lose on that would be disappointing
"the best part about EP grammar bets is after he loses."
^^^
"no because two represents a number"
Too doesn't represent what you were saying. So you weren't grammatically correct in that instance
"no because two represents a number"
damn near totpm
keef revels in this
"the best part about EP grammar bets is after he loses."
^^^
you have to admit, it's like breaking up a no-hitter with a 9th inning bunt single with two outs
and i've been doing fine ever since so to lose on that would be disappointing
not really, its provided a lot of entertainment
i entertain daily
big deal
"keef revels in this"
If this was real life, you would owe me $160
double or nothing
"no because two represents a number"
damn near totpm
cmep: ok, how many fingers am i holding up?
Lp: too
"you have to admit"
negative. the bet was grammar/spelling.
i'm not hatin', my grammar/typing/spelling is probably worse than yours, but "too" was wrong.
so back to my initial question, does 3 days mean 3 calendar days or 3 days with posts?
you have to admit, it's like breaking up a no-hitter with a 2nd inning bunt single with two outs
*fixed
over 80 comments or so and i lose on too
fuck me
blue is right
no one can do this
too was wrong
i'm a goddamn genius and i can't do it
3 calendar days is standard i believe.
fuck blogger
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