Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Commercial Nazi

First of all sorry for the late post. The intrawebs here was broke. It got fixed.

So, does anyone else here take commercials way too literally? Or read into them too much? I definitely do. Well sometimes. I watch the Bud Light commercial where the dude's house is made of beer cans and that is OK with me. I mean, there should totally be wires and pipes showing and it would never pass any building code, but I am ok with it. On the other hand there is a Miller Lite commercial where the dude can't say "I love you." Him and this hot chick are drinking at a table and they have 2 bottles of Miller Lite, 1 each, and then she has a 23 ounce draft of Miller Lite. WFT? Who gets bottles and drafts? Nobody really mixes and matches. And they didn't pour the bottle into the glass because the glass was a 23 ounce glass and it was full and the bottles are only 16 ounces....am I to believe that he poured out some of his bottle into her glass? If he did then there is no point in saying he loves her. She knows it already. Actions speak louder than words. Also the chick is pretty skinny...No way can she drink a bottle and then a tall draft. She'd be hammered.

And that damn KGB commercial where the two skinny dudes are going to sumo wrestle the big fat asian guy....if I am the guy who is using the web I just say the same thing that the other dude said to get away. And since when does anyone google search "I surrender" and come up with "bring it on fat man." totally stupid.

The southwest commercial where the people have "bags fly free" on their chest is good. None of the dudes are really buff, they actually look like airport workers. Of course they'd all be fired for it, but whatever.

/end temrant

Speaking of airports I picked up cgtif from the airport yesterday. I enjoy going to the airport to people watch. You always see someone picking up someone else that just doesn't belong. Yesterday a really old black guy picked up a young asian girl. That made me LOL. Don't know why. Also someone drug their bags across the escalator and it made a loud fart sound. I LOLed at that too. I am a child.

/end tempost

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Beth said...

"And since when does anyone google search "I surrender" and come up with "bring it on fat man."

This has always annoyed me too about that commercial.

Beth said...

And I guess I'm in the minority but I didn't think EA looked that great last night (insert obligatory cat noises here). She was overly made-up I thought. Of course I'm a sucker for the naturally pretty look.

tem said...

i did not see EA last night.

tem said...

i have no desire to see her in a non-nude environment.

tem said...

if i see a famous chick nekkid once i just assume she should always be nekkid when i see her.

tem said...

if i ever saw her in person clothes would be ok at first.

tem said...

wall

Steve said...

not the full thing, but she looks good to me

Steve said...

"not the full thing, but she looks good to me"


slut!!


/beth

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

if I am the guy who is using the web I just say the same thing that the other dude said to get away.

I said the same thing to cmkod last night; for some reason that part of the commercial really annoys me

blue said...

they always make the girls wear lots of makeup on DWTS, its something about ballroom dancers need to look like trannys

blue said...

you know what commercial I hate?

the dude watching March Madness on his ATT wireless phone while he's on a video conference.


no way does the phone get that good of video

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

EA was fantastic

and when she was dancing my dick was dancing with her

Beth said...

""not the full thing, but she looks good to me"

slut!!

/beth"

Oh I'd still do her. ;-)

Beth said...

And to me until she danced Pamela Anderson looked kinda scary at times. But damn once she danced she just oozed sexuality.

(Steve, THERE'S your slut.)

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

that dancer with Pamela has to wear three condoms and pants just to not contract a STD

blue said...

I also hate hte Luke Wilson AT&T commercials

you know your coverage sucks...having a fat dude throwing post cards doesn't make your service any better assholes

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

he probably has herpes already just from practicing

Steve said...

"you know your coverage sucks...having a fat dude throwing post cards doesn't make your service any better assholes"


^^^^^^^^^^^

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

you know your coverage sucks...having a fat dude throwing post cards doesn't make your service any better assholes

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

and why is the godfather fat now?'


wft

Steve said...

the all time worse commercial is that UFC commercial with the two dorks on the couch and the "Micky" explodes when he opens it.

just watching that commercial makes me want to kick those guys ass.

blue said...

and nobody likes filetofish

blue said...

stop it mcdonalds

tem said...

EAs nose is too fucked up for me.

I'd do her, but I have no desire to see her wearing any clothing.

If she has clothes on all I do is look at that nose.

blue said...

why are you looking at her nose?

tem said...

blue, what's your thoughts on the yahoo! fmb trade keef and somebody has out there?

Beth said...

"If she has clothes on all I do is look at that nose."

Is it the same for you with Megan Fox and her thumb?

blue said...

"blue, what's your thoughts on the yahoo! fmb trade keef and somebody has out there?"


i'm saying that EP got took...so approved

blue said...

"Is it the same for you with Megan Fox and her thumb?"

the thumb is fucked up, i wouldn't let her touch me with that thing

Meiz said...

EA was incredible last night. I'm still exhausted.

tem said...

"why are you looking at her nose?"

because she has clothes on and i have seen her nekkid or at least video of it. so i don't need to imagine what she looks like nekkid, i already know.

tem said...

and her nose if fucking ugly. can't help but look.

tem said...

it is like a train wreck

tem said...

full of aliens

tem said...

that look like star wars characters

tem said...

but the smurfs are there too

tem said...

and one of the fraggles are there and he is fighting with a snork.

tem said...

and you drive by it and you just can't help but look.

tem said...

also there is a guy with a megaphone telling you to look

tem said...

then another guy whispering telling you not to look, but since he is whispering you actually hear him more and he is creepy so you want to do the opposite of what he says.

tem said...

so traffic is all backed up, you aren't moving and all this shit is going on you have to look.

tem said...

and the dvd player in your car is broke...or you don't have one.

tem said...

and on the other side of the rode is roseanne barr

tem said...

so you don't want to look that way

tem said...

so in short, that's why i look at her nose.

tem said...

"Is it the same for you with Megan Fox and her thumb?"

no, thumb is fine, nose is not.

easy to not look at a thumb, it is not even visible most of the time. but the nose is front and center, hard to avoid looking at.

Meiz said...

My cousin suckered me into 'becoming a fan' of his band even though they're probably horrible.

Meiz said...

I'm thinking about unfriending you, Tem.

Meiz said...

Then you can flip out like Rev.

Meiz said...

Cuz he's an even bigger(literally and figuratively) attention whore than I am.

Meiz said...

Trevor Hoffman better not suck this year.

Meiz said...

I have a solid $11 invested in that team every year. Better make it worth my while.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"and why is the godfather fat now?'


wft"

he's on the padrino lifestyle plan

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"i'm saying that EP got took...so approved"

i'll take the bait, why

Spaceman Spiff said...

EA had dem jiggly tits. beth you can enjoy the practice scenes where she has normal make up while we can enjoy it all

Beth said...

"beth you can enjoy the practice scenes where she has normal make up while we can enjoy it all"

I will admit, I did think she looked pretty good in those scenes. Plus I'm a sucker for a cute girl with a ponytail.

tem said...

"I'm thinking about unfriending you, Tem."

i'd be sad. it would take me awhile to notice it happened though. i don't FB a lot.

"Then you can flip out like Rev."

i would not do that.

blue said...

"i'll take the bait, why"

i don't even know the trade

blue said...

i know who it's between though.


and that's all i need to know


and knowing is knowledge

kik

Meiz said...

"EA had dem jiggly tits."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


I was shook.

Meiz said...

"Plus I'm a sucker for a cute girl with a ponytail."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Spaceman Spiff said...

eltardo on the bucks bandwagon, apologies meiz

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"i don't even know the trade"

Dr KennethNoisewater trades to Beer Man

Johan Santana
Francisco Rodriguez
Jason Bartlett

for

Justin Upton
Aaron Harang
Elvis Andrus

Meiz said...

"eltardo on the bucks bandwagon, apologies meiz"


Podcast?

Meiz said...

Speaking of podcasts, I've been toying with the idea of podcasting.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Podcast?"

running diary of last nights game

Jugdish said...

Speaking of podcasts, I've been toying with the idea of podcasting.


the Bo and Mize show

Beth said...

THE BO and mize SHOW

*fixed

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

dead country

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

Human Torch is the Captain America

lame

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

how could no actor want that?

Meiz said...

I want to be Captain America

Meiz said...

I want to fucking kill Dummy. I don't like the thought of killing a person with my bare hands, but I fantasize about beating her head against a concrete wall. Just rag-dolling that shit and leaving a bloody mess. FUCK.

Steve said...

"I want to fucking kill Dummy. I don't like the thought of killing a person with my bare hands, but I fantasize about beating her head against a concrete wall. Just rag-dolling that shit and leaving a bloody mess. FUCK."

there is something wrong with you

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

cue the angry quote zeke

JFreak said...

Nets CEO yells at fan.

"Lisi told the Daily News that the CEO initiated the exchange by asking him why he had a bag on his head. Lisi's response -- "because the Nets are so good," according to the paper. Yormark then snapped at him and walked off, Lisi told the Daily News."

Hilarity.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

jkidd is not walking through those doors

Steve said...

Pirates 4

Meiz said...

Nets have a decent foundation, though

blue said...

"jkidd is not walking through those doors"

he might come in on a wheelchair

blue said...

"Nets have a decent foundation, though"

when they get LeBron they'll be instant contenders

Meiz said...

This place is a graveyard

Meiz said...

Somebody say something controversial.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

meiz likes pussy

JFreak said...

Now that's funny.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

side note

when did brenda walsh get those tits from?

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

freak i want to change a keeper

please advice

Todd Packer said...

"freak i want to change a keeper

please advice"

that's funny too

Todd Packer said...

when... from?

is also funny

Todd Packer said...

watched an episode of the life & times of tim on hbo last night... funny stuff. keith would not like it though

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

Justified tonight

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

i was trying to get back into hockey but cant, mostly because the Rangers suck

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

the success of the olympic hockey games did nothing for the NHL

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

how do we know arnold palmer invented mixing lemonade with iced tea?

tem said...

is it a cartoon?

Todd Packer said...

per wiki:

"Mr. Palmer had been privately brewing a mixture of lemonade and iced tea in his home for many years. In the late 1960s, in a bar in Palm Springs California, Mr. Palmer ordered a mixture of lemonade and iced tea and a woman seated next to him overheard his order and said, "I'll have that Palmer drink." The drink then spread across the golfing world and became known as an "Arnold Palmer."

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

i gotta shut you guys down for a little while, got a presentation and have to use my desktop

piece

for now

Todd Packer said...

"is it a cartoon?"

yes.... but that tosh guy is one of the voices so maybe keith will like it

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

vlessed* be

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

keef has a hard on for that retard

tem said...

tosh is ok. in ohio he is ok.

tem said...

if big boss asks me another IRR question i am going to kill him.

he just doesn't understand IRR and he is 77+ years old so he never will.

Todd Packer said...

big boss is tem's dummy

tem said...

from time to time yes.

tem said...

also my dummy is this guy named anthony from new york.

not el pad.


i've had to explain the real estate tax system in louisville kentucky to him at least 6 times. he always says "but that's not how they do it in NY"

Todd Packer said...

"but that's not how they do it in NY"

that's the worse*.... i used to be that guy when i first moved to fla

Jugdish said...

that's the worse*.... i used to be that guy when i first moved to fla when it first became a state


fixed...wadr

Todd Packer said...

my 2:00 pm conference call is running late.... maybe they don't know about est

Todd Packer said...

"fixed...wadr"


funny.... i thought there would have been a old man joke when tem commented about his 77 year old boss

tem said...

"that's the worse*.... i used to be that guy when i first moved to fla"

he still is that guy.

then he keeps saying i am not sending him some form that NY uses.

KY doesn't use the form so I can't send it.

Jugdish said...

send it to him. let him fill it out and send it in.

JFreak said...

"freak i want to change a keeper

please advice"

stop asking me and just say what you want done.

Tem and Jug, you need to pick your keepers.

Unless you don't want to keep anyone.

blue said...

maybe you're the dummy and the units are really in NY

blue said...

A NY guy named Anthony, thinking that everything across the country should conform to NY standards


i've heard this one before

Keef said...

I don't think EA lookt* grate* last night
Except for the nudie video, I'm not a big fan of hers. colov

ns

tem said...

"Tem and Jug, you need to pick your keepers.

Unless you don't want to keep anyone."

i honestly don't know what league this is for...

Keef said...

"EAs nose is too fucked up for me."


^^^^^^

JFreak said...

this league.

The baseball keeper league.

tem said...

umm mauer, teix, grienke, zimmerman, rollins, bailey.

Keef said...

"watched an episode of the life & times of tim on hbo last night... funny stuff. keith would not like it though"


You hate more stuff than I do

Keef said...

"keef has a hard on for that retard"

I'm not you

tem said...

you aren't him?

Meiz said...

I hate when work gets in the way of looking for a new job.

Jugdish said...

Tem and Jug, you need to pick your keepers.



im in the league?

ns

sounds like an Lp question

Keef said...

it is

JFreak said...

Yes, you are.

You took over for TP before the beginning of last year.

blue said...

keeper league is where the real action happens


only because that's the only league blue is in

blue said...

you should keep drew brees

blue said...

last year was the first year of the keeper league

JFreak said...

"last year was the first year of the keeper league"

Maybe I was thinking of the football league.

I was.

Oh well.

So the answer is yes, jug, you are in the baseball keeper league.

Jugdish said...

So the answer is yes, jug, you are in the baseball keeper league.


ok, ill look at that later on tonight

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"I don't think EA lookt* grate* last night
Except for the nudie video, I'm not a big fan of hers. colov

ns"

communism

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

freak, keeper

i want to keep morales instead of reynolds

Spaceman Spiff said...

"
stop asking me and just say what you want done."

mommy is teaching me manners this week, says i'll be a big boy if i am polite and ask first


/LP

Spaceman Spiff said...

"when... from?

is also funny"

taking it to another level, nice work EP

JFreak said...

"i want to keep morales instead of reynolds"

Done.

Steve said...

"A Dover High School student whose heart stopped after he received a shock in an electrical trades class recently was a willing participant in a dare that promised a soda in exchange for clamping two charged alligator clips to his chest, according to police."


teenagers are stupid.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"when... from?

is also funny"

::waffles::

Jugdish said...

::waffles::





I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...
side note

when did brenda walsh get those tits from?

March 23, 2010 2:06 PM

Keef said...

"i want to keep morales instead of reynolds"

YS, C?

Keef said...

free ice cream

Jugdish said...

keef...im going to mail those P90X DVds tomorrow...I've also got a CD in there that has all the documents on the program

Keef said...

Suite, thanks. Can you also burn a copy of a pull up bar and dumb bells?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"YS, C?"

AL MVP

Keef said...

"AL MVP"


Is he gonna be at the same awards ceremony where Johan wins the NL Cy Young?

blue said...

bet

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"YS, C?"

are you?

Keef said...

The MLB2K10 commercial where King Felix and Morales just sit there talking in spanish is terrible

Keef said...

"are you?"


Do what you want

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

dont question the moves of a guy who finished 2nd in the league buddy

Keef said...

sun

shine

dog's

as.

Jugdish said...

Suite, thanks. Can you also burn a copy of a pull up bar and dumb bells?



i can send some pictures of them

Jugdish said...

when is this bomamize podcast going to happen?

Keef said...

"when is this bomamize podcast going to happen?"


That'll answer the question "Can mize still talk with ballz in his mouth?"

Meiz said...

Oh, hilarious.

Meiz said...

Wall it up

Jugdish said...

i hope there will be no walls in the mize cast

Meiz said...

I never even said I was gonna do it. Just that I've been entertaining the possibility.

Meiz said...

home time

Jugdish said...

i have to go to a UPS store this afternoon...any tips mize?

Jugdish said...

damn...he left

blue said...

DO A FLIPCAST

Spaceman Spiff said...

jug

send her the p90x CDs

Spaceman Spiff said...

fixed link

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

banner day

wHeasel said...

""rev is really excited by this healthcare plan"


I'm not really gathering that"

Look at the slapper he got into on my Facebook status

wHeasel said...

"you know your coverage sucks...having a fat dude throwing post cards doesn't make your service any better assholes"

This whole ad campaign is classic misdirection. Verizon fired the first shot, saying that AT&T's 3G coverage sucks. AT&T tried to say that they cover 97% of Americans, but notice they don't say their 3G covers that many.

Jugdish said...

i made the mistake of posting on comment on one of Rev's B posts...now I'm getting notifications every 5 minutes

Jugdish said...

B = FB

wHeasel said...

"I'm thinking about unfriending you, Tem."

"Then you can flip out like Rev."

Why, did you unfriend Rev? And did he subsequently flip out?

wHeasel said...

"I don't think EA lookt* grate* last night
Except for the nudie video, I'm not a big fan of hers. colov"

Has Keef come to terms with the fact that he's gay?

wHeasel said...

"umm mauer, teix, grienke, zimmerman, rollins, bailey."

Mauer is playing for a contract

/Aitch

wHeasel said...

You guys suck!

Jugdish said...

where is this fantasy baseball keeper league im a member of?

wHeasel said...

"where is this fantasy baseball keeper league im a member of?"

What up, Tex?

Jugdish said...

nadda...getting ready to work out. is that fantasy league on yahoo or espn? sad i don't know

wHeasel said...

"nadda...getting ready to work out. is that fantasy league on yahoo or espn? sad i don't know"

I'm not in the keeper bro. I have no idea.

wHeasel said...

Someone put a link up I think...

isiah thompson said...

when did brenda walsh get those tits from?


bravo!

wHeasel said...

Jug

Jugdish said...

thanks...how many keepers can i declare?

wHeasel said...

"thanks...how many keepers can i declare?"

RIF, Jug

I. AM. NOT. IN. THAT. LEAGUE.

Jugdish said...

settle down beavis

wHeasel said...

"settle down beavis"

Perfectly calm. Just making myself clear since you missed it when I said it b4

Jugdish said...

Perfectly calm. Just making myself clear since you missed it when I said it b4


right, so are you going tell me how many keepers i have to pick or what?


s

Spaceman Spiff said...

"thanks...how many keepers can i declare?"

6

Meiz said...

Home

wHeasel said...

"Home"

Work

Meiz said...

O hai!

wHeasel said...

"O hai!"

::saki::

Meiz said...

cripes

isiah thompson said...

EP - just finished that book, shit was hdh.

JFreak said...

Jug is a terrible investigator.

Meiz said...

"EP - just finished that book, shit was hdh."

Why even bother posting this?

isiah thompson said...

why even bother responding to it?

wHeasel said...

"why even bother responding to it?"

Prelude to a slapper?

wHeasel said...

"cripes"

Sorry?

Meiz said...

"Sorry?"

I was saying Hi.

isiah thompson said...

block

isiah thompson said...

block

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