Monday, March 01, 2010

Boo Canada

I'm not a big hockey fan, but that gold metal* game was pretty HDH - not taking into account the final score. Canada jumps out to a 2-0 lead and the U, S, of A battles back to tie it in the final :30 of regulation. Canada had way too much talent to not win it all. You could tell the difference in talent during OT when it was 4 on 4. I don't remember seeing the US have a decent scoring chance in OT. Then Sidney the vagina cream scores the game winner. What a douche he is. I'm curious to see how many Canadians were tuned in to that game, too. I heard that 70% of Canadian TVs were watching the first US/Canada game last week. I'd bet at least 90% of them watcht* yesterday's game. That would have been suite if the US could of* won it (AHIK*).

The closing ceremonies were awful. I was sitting there with cmk watching them and during the last part of it, when they had the giant hockey players and mounties and inflatable beavers and mooses*, cmk looks at me and says "This is the gayest thing I've ever seen".

Some things I'm gonna take away from the Winter Olympics
- Shaun White is pretty redonk on a snowboard. He's head and shoulders above everyone else in what he does. LP made the comment "retards can ski". Maybe, but not can a retard launch 20 feet into the air on a board whilst spinning and flipping. I'm pretty sure retards can run too, and Summer Olympic runners don't do crazy aerials.
- I'm positive that Mary Carillo has a big dong. The dude has a deep voice, man hands, a man haircut, and fucks women.
- Canada still sucks
- If you can steer a bobsled, you can win a gold medal even if you're a fat pig. Dude should not have been wearing that spandex outfit.
- Ice skating has nerve* been gayer
- There are more cute chicks in the Winter Olympics than I originally thought when this started. I'd eat burritos with Lindsay Vonn and Cheryl Bernard.
- Curling is either a sport that you can't turn off or can't watch more than 2 minutes of. There's no middle ground.
- If your* a band who's from the city that's having the Olympics, and you want to perform in the closing ceremonies, all you need to do is make a song that says "Whooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, (insert city name)" - over and over and over and over and over again.

NFL Combine was this weekend. Cincy QB is the only one that threw. Tebow ran slow, but he jumpt* high. Some WR from Clemson ran really fast. And none of it will matter when it comes to how they perform in the NFL. If they suckt* in college, they'll suck in the NFL.

Top 3 college teams lost this weekend. This is good for a number of reasons. One, I like Jim Boeheim, and his team will be #1 now. Second, this means Duke will move up 3 spots and will make the 2nd round NCAA exit that much suiter*. Third, this means March is here, which is MADNESS!! My pre-conference tourney final four is: Syracuse, Tennessee, Maryland, Kansas.

After the closing ceremonies, I left the TV on NBC and that Marriage Ref show was on. There were a few LOL moments, but it was the first episode so they probably had the best ones on there, which means that the rest of them will suck. But one of them had a dude who was fighting with his wife because his dog died and he took it to the taxidermist to have it stufft*. WFT? And he was like a foot shorter than his wife. And he was from Caput Mundi. Fucking New Yorkers.

Fuck Canada.

Out.

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Beth said...

The meiz-bomani jones stuff from LOVad last night was hilarity. Some definite double standards from meiz about how everyone can give everyone else crap for being defensive unless it's him.

Oh and good post freak.

El Pad said...

"Maybe, but not can a retard launch 20 feet into the air on a board whilst spinning"

suite not

El Pad said...

CUSE!

El Pad said...

when the east is in the house
oh my god

DANGER!

El Pad said...

"This Combine special on NFLN is pretty suite"

^^^^^^^^^

El Pad said...

"Sidney the vagina cream"

good one

this could be the name of an actual vagina cream

El Pad said...

in all seriousness why do they make lineman run 40s

El Pad said...

they should make them wrestle bears and bench press

that's it

El Pad said...

bad job by NBC on showing the goals no more than 3 times

Beth said...

So how you feeling today EP? Still getting in touch with your feminine side?

El Pad said...

building codes work wonders

tem said...

"Maybe, but not can a retard launch"


the fuck is this?

El Pad said...

"So how you feeling today EP? Still getting in touch with your feminine side?"

i feel like chocolate

El Pad said...

"the fuck is this?"

that's called HDH

El Pad said...

japan economy will be the next shoe to drop

lock it ut

Beth said...

"i feel like chocolate"

That's a start. Next you need to be all cold and distant to cmep when you get home and when she asks you what's wrong just say "nothing" and sulk away.

Or if you want to go for the advanced course, tell her "I can't believe you don't already know."

El Pad said...

*up

tem said...

is the japan economy -160 to drop?

El Pad said...

"That's a start. Next you need to be all cold and distant to cmep when you get home and when she asks you what's wrong just say "nothing" and sulk away.

Or if you want to go for the advanced course, tell her "I can't believe you don't already know."

Can't I just come home, act like everything is fine, then before i go to bed say something off the wall shit like you dont even love me, then cry myself to sleep?

El Pad said...

"is the japan economy -160 to drop?"

yes

El Pad said...

"APPLE Says Underage Workers Were Used to Build iPhone, iPod..."

really?

Beth said...

"Can't I just come home, act like everything is fine, then before i go to bed say something off the wall shit like you dont even love me, then cry myself to sleep?"

This is also perfectly acceptable.

El Pad said...

journal had a great piece over the weekend on the assisination that went down in Dubai a month ago

my only question is why is interpol so hell bent on finding these guys if the man they assisinated was a terrorist?

El Pad said...

hope that assisination plot gets a movie out if it, sounds hdh

tem said...

because they have nothing else to do

tem said...

jason bourne finally was caught (or cleared or whatever), so now they are bored.

blue said...

interpol was off the chain in "where in the world is carmen sandiego"

El Pad said...

thing i noticed about the chile earfquake

they have a woman president, and after reading up on her, she has a 81% approval rating but because chile has term limits sctricter than a mormon parent she is a lame duck at this point

El Pad said...

so in you face woman

blue said...

81% approval rating = posed for playboy and gave out blowjobs for votes

El Pad said...

marine kills car thief with bare hands

El Pad said...

"81% approval rating = posed for playboy and gave out blowjobs for votes"

gross

El Pad said...

dealing with a wall here

blue said...

"gross"

c'mon you know you've whacked it looking at her a few times already

Keef said...

"the fuck is this?"

HISIIRL

El Pad said...

liar

Keef said...

woman

El Pad said...

Guru in a coma

Keef said...

who?

Keef said...

who?

El Pad said...

epic beard man wont die

El Pad said...

Gangstarr keef

you know when rap was actually good

El Pad said...

you know my steez

Keef said...

OIC. shitty

El Pad said...

shitty?

Steve said...

Guy at work brought some nice music back from his Hawaiian vacation.

El Pad said...

this place is on fire today

El Pad said...

give me that filet o fish

give me that gfish

what if it were you who was up on this wall

El Pad said...

the fuck is the marriage ref

El Pad said...

peppers/skins

eyeing each other

with orakpo, hanyneswurf you could stick a fucking pocket watch as the other lineman and still be tight

assuming you get the peppers he can be and not the peppers he acts like sometimes

El Pad said...

skins need to draft OL not QB

Todd Packer said...

"marriage ref"

terrible show.... i thought it was painful to watch

Todd Packer said...

hockey was grate*... OT win would wave been the better.... nice effort though

Meiz said...

"in all seriousness why do they make lineman run 40s"


Man boob porn

Todd Packer said...

"The closing ceremonies were awful"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Todd Packer said...

"Man boob porn"

funny

Spaceman Spiff said...

"assuming you get the peppers he can be and not the peppers he acts like sometimes"

doesnt sound good

Todd Packer said...

"would wave"

awesome

Keef said...

"shitty?"

Yeah, shitty that he's in a coma

blue said...

peppers is going to the rams

Keef said...

"terrible show.... i thought it was painful to watch"

Yeah, I wouldn't watch it again, but some parts were so dumb that it made me laugh

blue said...

spanuolo will make him have like 37 sacks next year

blue said...

""terrible show.... i thought it was painful to watch""

it will probably bomb and they'll move it back to 11:35

blue said...

oh wait

Keef said...

kept seeing the commercials for Leno this weekend. Those guests are media whores to go on his show during the first week when he comes back. Fuck that guy

Keef said...

Public Enemy was right

El Pad said...

meiz clean your apartment

Beth said...

"meiz clean your apartment"

Interesting, usually these kind of lists are BS but this one's not bad.

Meiz said...

"meiz clean your apartment"

I did that this morning.

El Pad said...

cmep all the time with the valet parking and i always refuse

causes skirmishes from time to time

El Pad said...

HE's BAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKKK

Jose Reyes hit a triple on the first pitch of his first at bat, during today’s intrasquad game.

He pulled in to third, clapped his hands, pointed to the sky and yelled, “Yeah”

Keef said...

"I did that this morning."

Do you have room for chili now?

Keef said...

"Jose Reyes hit a triple on the first pitch of his first at bat, during today’s intrasquad game.
"

Mess have good pitching

Keef said...

TMHT on Rome

Meiz said...

"Do you have room for chili now?"


If I chop my veggies in the living room

Meiz said...

"cmep all the time with the valet parking and i always refuse"


Having your car valeted is retarded

tem said...

RE: Olympics

Johnny Weir is Pee Wee Herman right?

El Pad said...

"Having your car valeted is retarded"

women think otherwise

El Pad said...

it's too cold
it's too far
it's free
i can't walk in these shoes

on and on and on

Keef said...

"it's too cold
it's too far
it's free
i can't walk in these shoes"


I've nerve* seen it free. I'd use it if it was free

El Pad said...

"I've nerve* seen it free. I'd use it if it was free"

well it's free here, everywhere, just have to tip

cue keef, so it's not free, got it

asshole remark in 5...4...3...2...

El Pad said...

free meaning there is no charge to use the service, tips are appreciated

Spaceman Spiff said...

i see it for free a lot

Keef said...

"free meaning there is no charge to use the service, tips are appreciated"

Right. Haven't seen that before. I get that the tip is separate.

tem said...

it is always free here.

tipping is optional.

El Pad said...

i find myself actually defending what I say before keef can actually make a remark about it lately

that's incredible as.hole respect

Keef said...

When you drop the car off, say "i'll get you when I pick it up", then when you leave say "I got the guy when I dropt* it off".

Done & done

Keef said...

"i find myself actually defending what I say before keef can actually make a remark about it lately"


I'm in your head

Keef said...

My cousin is smat*. He just posted "Gotta love the Delaware bar seen" on fb

El Pad said...

When you drop the car off, say "i'll get you when I pick it up", then when you leave say "I got the guy when I dropt* it off".

that's fucked up

El Pad said...

"I'm in your head"

or your just an unbearable dixk hole, wadr

not sure which one

Meiz said...

My retort

Meiz said...

Women don't like explosions, in art or in life.

Kick rocks, bitch. Explosions are awesome.

Women aren't as funny as men. We're often cleverer, frequently wittier, but to be really funny demands a certain clownishness that our grace just does not allow. It's fine, really it is.

No shit you're not funny. We know this. It's annoying

We grow pathetic goatees and look awful in cargo shorts anyway.

agreed on the goats, not the shorts. Eat a dick

Women are aware of about 10 percent of the things men actually think and say about us. Best to keep it under five.

So they actually want us to be liars. Got it.

Women love to be taken out to eat. It makes our day.

Stop begging. I'm a better cook than your mother ever was.

A clean apartment will get you more tail than you'd think.

This goes without saying. Also, money

Given the chance, women will smell and re-smell the scented-candle display at the store. We really can do this for ages.

How is this a secret. We want you to stand there and smell the fucking candles. It gives us time to actually buy the shit we NEED when we're at Target

Our clothes are complicated, our shoes unforgiving, and our constitutions delicate, so please, valet park.

I'm not about to pay some fuckstick my money to fuck up my car.

Every living woman likes wedding crap. Even lesbians.

Duh. You've been planning you fucking wedding since you were 4. We know this. Again, this is not news

"Girls night out" is usually some other woman's idea.

Of course it is. Even I just had that dropped on me this weekend. Shit is lame.

Oftentimes, women simply want to lie back and get laid.

Yeah, well sometimes we want to fuck you like animals. A little cooperation would be nice

One orgasm is usually enough.

The fuck you mean USUALLY? You're lucky to have the effort put in for one.

Women would rather be with you. We like you. Honestly, we talk about you all the time.

Chances are, I'm sick of being around you 24/7.

tem said...

that's a good idear*

blue said...

"He pulled in to third, clapped his hands, pointed to the sky and yelled, “Yeah”"


then while trying to leg out a sac-fly...he pulled his hamstring

blue said...

free valet at lost* of places here

Keef said...

"or your just an unbearable dixk hole, wadr

not sure which one"

Everyone here does the same shit as me to an extent. So go fuck yourself. wadr

tem said...

"Everyone here does the same shit as me to an extent."

so they don't do the same shit as you. got it.

El Pad said...

free willy 5

too soon?

Keef said...

"so they don't do the same shit as you. got it."

Case and* point

blue said...

so we are all disc golfers

El Pad said...

"so they don't do the same shit as you. got it."

taste of your own medicine right hurrrr* shawty*

El Pad said...

tem with a true

DOUBLE DRAGON

Keef said...

Snow in AZ, LP

Keef said...

"taste of your own medicine right hurrrr* shawty*"

Oh no, it hurts. I don't know what to do

tem said...

keith is sad now.

Keef said...

More bad NY parenting

Keef said...

"keith is sad now."

I'll manage

Keef said...

Suite

ETEO

tem said...

"I'll manage"

keep your chin up

blue said...

or do you call it frolfing?

El Pad said...

was the knee the cause of his terrible arm?

Keef said...

Probably not. His arm is just awful

tem said...

maybe

Keef said...

Scouts know Gerhart is a bruising runner but he showed more explosiveness and speed in drills than expected on Sunday. He ran an unofficial 40 time in the mid-4.5 range and he finished in the top eight among running backs in bench press (26), vertical jump (38 inches), broad jump (9-10) and three-cone drill (6.94 seconds).



Go whitey

Keef said...

Thomas Jones to a Whales Vagina?

Keef said...

"skins need to draft OL not QB"

McShay has them taking the Rutgers OT

El Pad said...

mcshay is smat*

Meiz said...

New guy needs to speak up. Too quiet for this shit. Customers want a cheery disposition, not whisper quiet mumbling.

Keef said...

when does the pregnant bitch start?

blue said...

shanahan will take a QB

Meiz said...

"when does the pregnant bitch start?"

Thursday.

I can't wait.







s

Keef said...

Ask her to name her kid after you

Meiz said...

Great idea. I think I'll do that.

Keef said...

It's gotta be your bull

Beth said...

"Ask her to name her kid after you"

Why would she name her kid "Woe"?

blue said...

no, she'd name it

I ♥ BO

El Pad said...

in you face shaq

Keef said...

Now we know why mize used "Dikembe Meiztombo"

Keef said...

real subtle, mize

Meiz said...

This is fun

El Pad said...

got a nice long meeting i am not happy about

Meiz said...

One day I shall have my vengeance!

Keef said...

Is anyone in the AL West gonna win more than 81 games?

Keef said...

"got a nice long meeting i am not happy about"

Go into it with a good attitude. They look up to you

El Pad said...

"Is anyone in the AL West gonna win more than 81 games?"

Mariners, 90

ns

they are solid

El Pad said...

you dislike the angels?

El Pad said...

gtg

El Pad said...

lol

Keef said...

"Mariners, 90

ns

they are solid"

I was just reading about them on WWL. I think they'll win the division, but they always underperform

Keef said...

Angels are gonna be worst* than last year, but probably not as bad as people think

Keef said...

winner of that division could be .500

Spaceman Spiff said...

have a good day

Keef said...

note to self

Spaceman Spiff said...

not a note to selfer link

Spaceman Spiff said...

"According to TMZ, Bengals receiver Chad Ochocinco will join the cast for the season that launches on March 22."

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Reality star Kate Gosselin is also expected to be one of the contestants. "

suite

/meiz

tem said...

cast of what?

Spaceman Spiff said...

dancing with the stars

tem said...

nice 1st anniv. pics keith.

tem said...

did cmk hit that tree in the one?

blue said...

find out tonight on the 2 hour season finale of the bachelor


you know SG will be watching

tem said...

i'll find out if she hit a tree on the bachelor?

tem said...

i want to go skiing or sledding.

but there are no hills here.

i feel bad for the kids here who have to sled down hills that are like 50 feet and have about a 2% grade to them.

Meiz said...

Mize

Keef said...

"nice 1st anniv. pics keith."

Thanks


"did cmk hit that tree in the one?"

No. We bolth* came close a few times

Keef said...

"i want to go skiing or sledding."

I wanted to ski but neither of us have been skiing and we didn't want to spend the whole day falling down

Keef said...

Isn't there a place to ski just north of Cbus?

Meiz said...

Skiing sucks.

Keef said...

NHL has a game on the schedule tonight. WFT

Keef said...

"Skiing sucks."

How so

tem said...

"Isn't there a place to ski just north of Cbus?"

yes. a couple.

blue said...

I ski...it's great

Meiz said...

Updated Pecota projections for W/L bets

Meiz said...

"How so"

I'm not good at it, so it sucks.

Keef said...

I'll bet 1 million days of a name/pic change that those AL east projections for the top 3 don't turn out that way

Keef said...

Life sucks

/mize

Meiz said...

What?

Life is meh. Not sucky.

tem said...

every time my friends go skiing exfemtem goes. she is a big boarder now (i think that means she is a douche).


in any case i rarely hang out with those people anymore and nobody else i know skis.

Meiz said...

That Leo Walters thing has to be a coincidence

Keef said...

"every time my friends go skiing exfemtem goes."

Rough

Jugdish said...

I'm not good at it, so i suck.


fixed

tem said...

i've never skied. i assume i am not good at it.

but maybe i am awesome.

Keef said...

I'm awesome at everything

/LP

Meiz said...

"I'm not good at it, so i suck."

Go back to the gym, Jug

tem said...

LP can do a triple lutz

Meiz said...

Well I can do a triple lindy

Keef said...

LP can jump his height

tem said...

i can do a triple shot of rum.

Keef said...

triple lindy would be suite

Jugdish said...

Go back to the gym, Jug


haven't gone yet...lunch happened...but soon

Keef said...

yug* is too fit for this place

Jugdish said...

LP can jump his height


if you looked at the urban race pics on FB...did you notice the LP hat?

Jugdish said...

yug* is too fit for this place




borat: Noooooot!

Keef said...

Didn't look at all of those pics. Just saw your bears beanie

Jugdish said...

there has been talk of trying this later this year

Keef said...

mize has lots of "muddy buddies"

Keef said...

that was uncalled for. I apologize

Meiz said...

Holy fucking shit

Meiz said...

"LP can jump his height"


Normal sized people call it "walking"

Keef said...

"Holy fucking shit"

That's what happens when you go the extra mile for bait

tem said...

whether you are catching fish or women, the right bait makes all difference.

tem said...

signed the coed team up for softball today.

shoot me now.

tem said...

i think i will require that all players must be able to run to first in 10 seconds or less.

Beth said...

"there has been talk of trying this later this year"

I've been looking at that for years with a friend of mine, it looks like a blast. (ns)

tem said...

seems easy, but i am positive that some of the girls on our team can't do it.

tem said...

i think the base is 60 feet away, so they should be able to do that in 10 seconds...hell i should make it a 7 second max.

tem said...

el pad would drown in the mud.

tem said...

nobody could see steve in the mud.

tem said...

beth's boobs would float in the mud

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