Monday, March 22, 2010

Big Ten >>>>> than Big Least

I'm not gonna talk about politics.

Man, those Big Least teams really must of* been tired from beating up on each other throughout the season. They need to realize that it's all about what they do in March, and that they should all take it easy on each other during conference play. Those poor guys were just too worn down and it caught up with them. There are only 2 teams left, which means that LP lost another bet. zeke, you can let him pay off your bet, then I'll give LP another name/pic for the Big Least bet.

LOV FMLB draft, once again, was gold. I know it's been talkt* about here before, but our drafts are non-stop hilarity. This round broat* us some gold from aitch. He reaches to pick Joe Mauer in the 1st round, then explains his pick by saying that he did it because Mauer is in a contract year and playing for a new contract. This was about an hour before his contract extension was announced, but the fact that it was even broat* up was pretty awsome*. Bittersweet day for kod, though. Mauer re-upped, but Nathan is done for the year. They should sign Rick Aguilera.

So Tiger finally took a question from a reporter. But it was still on his terms. The reporter had 5 minutes and he couldn't ask about the accident or the bitches he fuckt*. But he thinks he did some pretty bad things. Duh. I guarantee he'll do them again in the future. You don't get freaky like that and then just drop it cold turkey, because you know that Ellen* ain't gonna do anything more than missionary for the rest of their marriage.

I got beyinb eas3ed* at a this place on Saturday night. This is news because I rarely drink. Last time I was drunk before Saturday was probably in the fall sometime. Apparently I made a fool of myself. I've used this yoke* before, but if cmk wasn't at that bar with me, there was probably a hundred 21 year old chicks there that I would have never had the guts to talk to. But that night did remind me how much I ♥ Jager bombs.

Fucking softball. This team is awful. We lost by like 20 tonight. Fuck softball. My favorite is when we play a team and there* up 20ish and they still take extra bases. If it was baseball, AHIK*, there'd be some chin music being played.

That's all

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wHeasel said...

Wow your team does suck.

Steve said...

my bracket i horid. just red all over the place.

Beth said...

"my bracket i horid. just red all over the place."

Wow, your bracket must really suck. Everyone else's is looking damn good!

S

Steve said...

"Wow, your bracket must really suck. Everyone else's is looking damn good!"


LOV Bylaw 8, Section 6, Paragraph 3:

The only person allowed to woe about his/her bracket is the one currently in last place.

Steve said...

for some reason Pandora has decided that I like Switchfoot.

I terrible miscalculation has taken place.

blue said...

pandora is dumb

tem said...

"my bracket i horid. just red all over the place."


tem is in last. tem has the most red.

tem said...

The only person allowed to woe about his/her bracket is the one currently in last place.


^^

but i will not woe about it

tem said...

"for some reason Pandora has decided that I like Switchfoot.
"


::Frakn* stallone::

blue said...

i added hootie the other day to pandora, and now i get a shitload of cuntry music.

i blame jug

tem said...

pandora is a box, a planet with blue people and now some sort of music thing?

tem said...

i always miss the lov drafts.

tem said...

"I got beyinb eas3ed* at a this place on Saturday night"

we have one of those here in Columbus.

Nerve* been.

Yet.

tem said...

i have to pick up cgtif at the aerodome at 4:20. i am in cruise control from now until then.

tem said...

i don't want to go on a run

blue said...

"i always miss the lov drafts."

fuck that league

fuck you guys for locking me out of it

fuck whoever is not on LoV that's in that league

fuck everything about it

blue said...

fuck deluxe

blue said...

stupid fat mother fucker

tem said...

blue isn't in the league?

tem said...

has he never been in it?

tem said...

i'd say blame freak, but it is probably my fault somehow.

tem said...

blue should start his own league.

with better people.

tem said...

if the big east gets 2 teams into the final 4 everyone will be saying how dominant it is.

don't think that will happen.

i'm just sayin'

tem said...

it is funny how the media goes from saying the big east is the best ever to they suck ass.

blue said...

"blue isn't in the league?"

when i went to join, it tolt me the league was full.

full of shit, that's what it was full of

blue said...

i get it that you guys didn't want me in the league because i always win it.

blue said...

now i will concentrate and destroy everyone in the keeper league

you treat me like weazy i bring the fury



(s)

blue said...

end temrant

tem said...

"i get it that you guys didn't want me in the league because i always win it."

if you always win it then you should still be in it.

you must have quit it.

quitter

tem said...

there's a keeper league?

tem said...

hot tub time machine has so many commercials that it can't be that good.

blue said...

cusack wouldn't make a shitty movie


and darrel is in it

tem said...

darrel from newhart?

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

oh yeah the draft

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

nice pick aitch

tem said...

"cusack wouldn't make a shitty movie"

Martian Child disagrees

Steve said...

"Zombieland is freaking suite (ns)"

^^^^^^^^^^^^


Great Flick

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

uggla and hamels need to get off my team now

blue said...

"uggla and hamels need to get off my team now"

lets make a deal

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

sorry blue, freak sucks

tem said...

how did blue get out of the league if he was in it?

it just sends invites to the people who were in it during the prior years...

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

corned beef in the slow cooker, det

blue said...

"it just sends invites to the people who were in it during the prior years..."

i think H stole my spot

blue said...

maybe somebody different

blue said...

maybe meiz added another team for another personality

Todd Packer said...

1st day back after a vacation is the worse*

Todd Packer said...

i hate mormans.... florida had no business in the tourney, but they should have beat byu

Todd Packer said...

i think i did a LoV bracket

Todd Packer said...

i guess i should ketchup on last weeks comments

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i think H stole my spot"

awful

Keef said...

It's pretty funny that LP ended up with Torii Hunter

Keef said...

LP

Keef said...

BJs for everyone

sfw

JFreak said...

Ho, WADR

isiah thompson said...

"I got beyinb eas3ed* at a this place on Saturday night"



I've been to that place, it's aight.

isiah thompson said...

EP - I've got David Wright, let's get a deal done for him.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

Hamels and uggla

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

just before we start i'm keeping a-gayz

isiah thompson said...

Hamels and uggla


sent something your way

Meiz said...

"i'd say blame freak, but it is probably my fault somehow."

Aitch's fault. Also commish for setting it at 10 teams maximum.

isiah thompson said...

Aitch's fault. Also commish for setting it at 10 teams maximum.


so freak's fault, got it.

Steve said...

can't LOV just start a new league?

Meiz said...

mad busy, yo

isiah thompson said...

back at yous EP

Spaceman Spiff said...

put me down for a veto on that trade

Keef said...

"we have one of those here in Columbus.

Nerve* been"


Basically like Howl @ the Moon

isiah thompson said...

sent again EP

tem said...

"Basically like Howl @ the Moon"

nerve been there either. it is closed now.

where i work owns that building. or at least that part of the building.

it is some office now and our workout place. and by workout place i mean it has a tv a treadmill and an excercise bike.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

whose got reyes?

isiah thompson said...

EP - wft is going on mayne?

isiah thompson said...

wright >>>>>>>>>> reyes


and you know this...mannnnnn!

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

whose got reyes?

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

yeah i know but i want to keep upton, i turned down a johan santana deal with upton in it and i have arguably the best 3b already

i'm weak at SS and pitching so reyes makes sense considering he's a bit of the unknown

isiah thompson said...

then take one of my SS in that deal we got

Meiz said...

I don't like my team as much as I did yesterday

isiah thompson said...

new hotness sent EP

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

yeah i know but i want to keep upton, i turned down a johan santana deal with upton in it and i have arguably the best 3b already

i'm weak at SS and pitching so reyes makes sense considering he's a bit of the unknown

isiah thompson said...

yeah i know but i want to keep upton, i turned down a johan santana deal with upton in it and i have arguably the best 3b already

i'm weak at SS and pitching so reyes makes sense considering he's a bit of the unknown


so you want wright or other good players and not give up anything, got it.

Meiz said...

"i'm weak at SS and pitching so reyes makes sense considering he's a bit of the unknown"


Can somebody cue up those Reyes comments from a few weeks ago?



Thanks and regards.

isiah thompson said...

EP - who would you sub-in for Upton?

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

yeah i know but i want to keep upton, i turned down a johan santana deal with upton in it and i have arguably the best 3b already

i'm weak at SS and pitching so reyes makes sense considering he's a bit of the unknown

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

mad conflicting edits

isiah thompson said...

no AC recap from EP?


please advice

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

bay or hunter

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

please advice

phenominal, won $900
tons of hot ass walking around, some nice scotch, wolfgang pucks joint was great and white house cheesestak to finish it

which btw, makes a better c/steak than any place in philly

in you face rev

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

see my blog for details zeke

isiah thompson said...

bay or hunter

nah, I can't sell my 1st rounder for pennies on the dollar

isiah thompson said...

phenominal, won $900


hdh


blackjack?

isiah thompson said...

blackjack?


nevermind, read your post


congrats, that's some good duckets

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

thanks

played blackjack twice

lost $200 or so but got it back on a WOF slot, then played agian for about an hour leaving the table with the same amount of money

blackjack was brutal this go around

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"Can somebody cue up those Reyes comments from a few weeks ago?"

mid to late april worse case

Keef said...

"it is closed now."

That's a shame

Keef said...

"i'm weak at SS and pitching so reyes makes sense considering he's a bit of the unknown"

Too bad someone didn't offer you up some solid pitching

Keef said...

And Torii Hunter is garbage

Keef said...

And Harang is garbage. I just had him in there because he's a Red

Keef said...

new offer, LP

Meiz said...

I'm gonna start a gang. We're gonna kick some ass.

Keef said...

are you going to wear hoods?

Meiz said...

No. No hoods.

Meiz said...

It's gonna be a kick ass motorcycle gang.

Meiz said...

Somebody should trade me the Jew or the fat guy

Meiz said...

LP

isiah thompson said...

so deke are you ready to buy mandated health care coverage now?

Meiz said...

"so deke are you ready to buy mandated health care coverage now?"


No, that shit's fucking gay

Meiz said...

But I already have health insurance. So there.

Meiz said...

Zeke, Spiff

isiah thompson said...

But I already have health insurance. So there.


nice, ns

isiah thompson said...

Zeke, Spiff

I wouldn't mind if they traded him for a 1st rounder.

blue said...

trade him to the bears for Cutler

blue said...

win/win

blue said...

i dont' think you want shanahan taking additional cracks at the first round

Meiz said...

Getting pissed at non-dummy. She has a horrific cough and isn't covering her mouth or anything. Fucking disgusting.

JFreak said...

"whose got reyes?"

i do.

blue said...

pregnant lady?

Meiz said...

A bunch of my peoples were in the land of Yug this weekend

Meiz said...

"pregnant lady?"

No. Rich lady.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

why do you have reyes and not theriot

Keef said...

suite, LP excepted* it

isiah thompson said...

suite, LP excepted* it



congrats keef, someone was gonna swindle him.


EP, ya got took again son.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

nl cy young

Spaceman Spiff said...

"nl cy young"

i have him

isiah thompson said...

nl cy young


bet

1 month

Keef said...

I'll also make a 1 month bet

Spaceman Spiff said...

i just got swindled in a trade with wendy's, only got 14 nugs

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

1 month?

how bout top 3 in voting for a week?

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

either way i needed a stud pitcher, got one, you az boys had a hard on for upton so now you got em

Keef said...

I would probably bet that my boy, rookie phenom Tommy Hanson, will finish higher in the Cy Young voting than Johan

Keef said...

And yes, I know he's not a rookie anymore

isiah thompson said...

how bout top 3 in voting for a week?

deal

Meiz said...

"nl cy young"


Stop it.
I have both Cy Young winners.

Keef said...

"either way i needed a stud pitcher, got one, you az boys had a hard on for upton so now you got em"


I hate the Dbags, but Upton is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> than what I had

isiah thompson said...

how bout top 3 in voting for a week?


when he has season ending surgery I win right?

Keef said...

Stop it, mize. Randy Wolf is not a Cy Young winner

Keef said...

"when he has season ending surgery I win right?"

Not if he gets sympathy votes that get him in the top 3

Keef said...

I wish Volquez wasn't missing the whole season

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

deal top 3 in voting, 1 week

you get an extra day if he wins

bolth of you

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

he had surgery already ezekiel, pitched with a slight elbow problem all last year

Keef said...

"deal top 3 in voting, 1 week

you get an extra day if he wins

bolth of you"




word. I like these cy young bets

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

and good deal keef

Keef said...

LP, you just want to keep this name/pic until Thurs morning and we'll be even. then zeke can hook you up w/ a name/pic

JFreak said...

What bet(s) did ep lose to keith?

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

yeah whatever

isiah thompson said...

you get an extra day if he wins

bolth of you

are you done changing the terms of the bet yet wheez*?

Keef said...

"What bet(s) did ep lose to keith?"


2 HDH bets and 3 Big Least teams in Elite 8 bet

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"are you done changing the terms of the bet yet wheez*?"

are you or out mc quitter

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

big east sucks

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

tgfcuse

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

deke i saw katie morgan at Borgata

incredibly hot in person

Keef said...

"are you or out mc quitter"

suite

isiah thompson said...

are you or out mc quitter


it's a bet I'm just wondering when the

"and ________ for yous* if __________" will stop.

eventually you'll turn it into "1 week bet if The Johan is top 3 in NL Cy Young voting, 1 extra day for yous* if he wins, if he is 4th or worse but I say I love him that means 2 months for yous*, if anyone posts a pic of his dong you get two months"


you started off saying he'll be the NL cy young winner but you've been Prime Timing ever since.

Keef said...

"you started off saying he'll be the NL cy young winner but you've been Prime Timing ever since."


Sounds like exactly what he did last week when talking about Purdue

Meiz said...

"deke i saw katie morgan at Borgata

incredibly hot in person"


Okay.

Keef said...

I would say that I'm shocked and surprised that LP spent a lot of time playing a game in AC called "Balls", but I would be lying

JFreak said...

"2 HDH bets"

I would like more info on these.

Keef said...

tem ♥s Katie Morgan

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

zeke yes or no, i never welched so what does it matter

i must old the record for the most bets, let's go

Keef said...

"I would like more info on these."


He lasted 19 comments on a recent bet before he spit out some HDH. Then he said I couldn't do it and we bet on that

Keef said...

i must old the record for losing the most bets, let's go


*fized

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

wHeasel


^^^^^^^
Welcher

Meiz said...

I had a terrible dream last night. I lost the Aveo and got stuck with the Cougar again. I was miserable.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

i won alot of bets but also lost alot

it's farve with the TD's/picks stats or Cy Young

he's has the most wins but also the most losses

educated

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP would have won the second HDH bet if AHIIK it would have been this past weekend

Keef said...

"EP would have won the second HDH bet if AHIIK it would have been this past weekend"


I would of* tried harder if it was during a bet, but the drinking might of* affected it

isiah thompson said...

freak my keepers are:

Howard
Holliday
Bay
Reyes
Quentin
Granderson

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

also saw turtle from Entourage in the poker room

Keef said...

did you play Balls with him?

isiah thompson said...

EP - we got a bet about The Johan

your first name/pic is : Pro Handicapper

Keef said...

Is it possible to change the keeper draft to Saturday?

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

no yur a dick

isiah thompson said...

did you play Balls with him?


yeah, EP, was there any tummy sticks invovled during the weekend?

or "just the tip"?

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

and the game is called balls to represent your guts or fortitude not balls like gay shit

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

i'm the straightest arrow in this joint

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

i wanna change one of my keepers
please advice

Keef said...

"and the game is called balls to represent your guts or fortitude not balls like gay shit"

Yeah, I know what it means. But that's not as funny

Meiz said...

"i'm the straightest arrow in this joint"


Why do you have to keep reiterating it?


Just sayin'.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

to make the jokes get worese I guess?

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

YMSOAB!

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

so the draft is during wrestlemania

suite

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

got a Wrestlemania party but wolf's got a computer i can attend

Keef said...

"so the draft is during wrestlemania

suite"



NOT!!!

Meiz said...

"got a Wrestlemania party but wolf's got a computer i can attend"


I had to read this a few times to make sense of it

isiah thompson said...

Heavy winter rains followed by warm temperatures could trigger more emergency calls in Phoenix as firefighters and insect-removal companies expect to see an increase in swarming bees.

The Phoenix Fire Department issued safety warnings last week, one day after two women were severely injured when a swarm of thousands of bees attacked them near Third Avenue and Bell Road.


The women, believed to be in their 60s, were taken to an area hospital in critical condition after the swarm - estimated at 10,000 or more bees - attacked the women as they walked on a sidewalk, according to Phoenix Fire spokesman Capt. Scott Walker.



I've fallen...and I can't get up!

isiah thompson said...

I had to read this a few times to make sense of it


I got it the first time, EP's writing is like one of those psychology experiments where they leave out words and mis-spell shit but you can still read it the first time.

Meiz said...

"wolf's got a computer i can attend"


This is what threw me off

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

NOT!!!

march 28th no?

Keef said...

"NOT!!!

march 28th no?"




NOT!!! was re: suite

Keef said...

ergo, NOT!!! suite

Keef said...

story about the dude in the Bronx who got kilt* when he was helping some kid is sad

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

oh right cuz your going to the show

isiah thompson said...

story about the dude in the Bronx who got kilt* when he was helping some kid is sad


Cologelo is dead?!?!?!!?!

Keef said...

anyone see that Undercover Boss show? It's not bad

blue said...

BEEEEEEEEES BEEEEEEEEEES

they're on me.....BEEEEEEEEEES

BEEEEEEEEES

isiah thompson said...

anyone see that Undercover Boss show? It's not bad

I peeped game on the first one and it was aight, if not predictable.

I figured all the rest would be the same and haven't peeped game since.

Keef said...

"I figured all the rest would be the same and haven't peeped game since."

pretty much

Todd Packer said...

"anyone see that Undercover Boss show? It's not bad"

it sucks

Spaceman Spiff said...

block

Spaceman Spiff said...

block

Spaceman Spiff said...

block

Spaceman Spiff said...

blue, is gonzo gonna start

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

Bittersweet day for kod, though. Mauer re-upped, but Nathan is done for the year.

very suite; signing Mauer was a must...and I pretty much accepted Nathan was going to have TJ surgery a while back.

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