Monday, March 15, 2010

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

That's my impression of Jim Lampley. 2 or 3 people here will understand that.

I should probably talk about the NCAA tourney. I think that tOSU should be ranked higher than Syracuse, but I'm glad that they're not a #1 seat*. A few things of note about the bracket. Obviously, everyone has seen how redonk the Midwest is. I don't understand how the committee does the rankings, because if KU is the #1 overall seed, they shouldn't have this tough of a bracket. Second, Dook* has a potentially tough 2nd round matchup against Louisville. I know they aren't as good as the last few years, but they're still coached by Pitino and he'll have them ready. Of course, all this depends on if they can get by Cal in the 1st round (AHIK*). But Cal was in an awful conference this year, and would of* been the Pac 10's only rep had they beaten Washington in the tourney championship game. The South region is incredibly soft. You have Dook* as the 1 seed, and we all know how they do this time of year. You have Villanova at #2, and they're strug-a-ling* right now, battling through some injuries. You have Baylor as the 3 seed, and I haven't seen them play 1 game all year so I have no idear* how good they are. The only thing I know about their basketball program is that they had some dude kill another dude a few years ago. Purdue is the #4 seed, which is amazing because they haven't done shit since Robbie Hummel tore his ACL a few weeks ago. Without him, they are at best and 8 or 9 seed. So yeah, in conclusion, the South part of the bracket is awful.

Jay Bilas made me laugh during the college bball show that was on after the selection special. He talkt* about how Cornell was a 12 seed, and that if he was a decision maker, he'd have them as a 4 or 5 seed. Obviously, that's a pretty big jump, so I'm not sure what he sees from them that the selection committee doesn't see. I know zeke said that the Big Red were pretty solid, but I have a hard time believing that an Ivy League school should be a 4 seed.

My final thoughts on the tourney is that it seems really top heavy. This could be another one of those years where, for the most part, the chalk will reign supreme. The South is really the only spot I see some big upsets happening. But other than that region, the top teams seem to be much better than the next tier of teams.

Kind of a strange story from Sunday. Maybe not strange, but interesting. OK, not interesting, but it's a story, so fuck you. I went to watch cmk & csil play flag football. Their team is made up of some people that graduated from tOSU, and their team name has Buckeye in it. I think it's Buckeye Backers or something. Anyway, some dude who was playing on the other team was wearing a University of California-Santa Barbara t-shirt. Their game was about 3 hours before the selection show. I thought that was kind of weird. See, I told you it wasn't interesting. I know most of you don't read these posts anyway, so whatever. I'm entertaining myself.

We finally got to play some softball last night. I'm embarrassed to talk about it, because this team I'm on is so horribly bad. We played a team that had 5 guys and 5 chicks...and lost by 1. Fucking redonk. The umpire made 5 awful calls, but I'm not even gonna use that as an excuse because the game shouldn't even be close enough to let those calls affect it. I knew when they axed* me if I wanted to play on this team that it was a really bad team. But hay-zeus*, losing to that team was pretty fuckt* up.

kod, your name/pic is I ♥ poisonous nuts.

LP, keep your name/pic for a few more days.

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Beth said...

"kod, your name/pic is I ♥ poisonous nuts"

It might be just me but that link doesn't work for me.

tem said...

i thought cmk was playing in an all girls league?

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"I think that tOSU should be ranked higher than Syracuse"

you stupid

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

big east >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> big ten

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

i gotta proof read the weekend comments

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

let me get my red pen out

Beth said...

"let me get my red pen out"


EP'S BOSS: Ummm Anthony, why are there red marks all over your monitor?

EP: So I can show those LOV assholes that I'm not the only one!!!!!!

Jugdish said...

EP'S BOSS: Ummm Anthony, why are there red marks all over your monitor?

EP: So I can show those LOV assholes that I'm not the only one!!!!!!

EP's BOSS: Really Anthony? Really?


fixed

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

call me Bartholomew Sappington Regal the IV as i am eating tea and crumpets this morning

Beth said...

Good fix.

I wish he was my dad said...

It might be just me but that link doesn't work for me.

didn't work for me either (said it's forbidden)

Steve said...

"I know they aren't as good as the last few years, but they're still coached by Pitino and he'll have them ready"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

should be a good game

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"should be a good game"

he's gonna press, duke normally struggles with a full court press

straight up man to man, every possesion is a dogfight

tem said...

Quinn to the broncos...is blue excited?

tem said...

I think they tolt* McDaniels they were trading for Brady and he got all excited.


that joke had to have been made 1,000,000 times by sports people already.

tem said...

Bartholomew, are you going to post your picks soon so I know what not to pick?

tem said...

lov bracket thing needs posted again.

i'm either picking the eers to lose in round 1 or to win it all.

blue said...

"Quinn to the broncos...is blue excited?"

eh

they gave up nothing to get him, so not a big deal...we'll see if McDaniels can make him into a player

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

medicine woman blue

hahahahahahahahaaaa

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

neckbeard is tight right now

blue said...

he's better than Chris Simms without his spleen

blue said...

means they probably won't offer Orton anything more than the one year tender.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

st. marys in the final four

lock it up

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

unlock that, baylor is the better

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

point is, like keef mentioned, anyone out of that south can win once the flying pitinos take out the blue devils

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

almost had three big east teams in the final fo'

had to calm down a minute

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

got 4 of them in the elite 8

Steve said...

"flying pitinos take out the blue devils"


bet? 3 days?

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"bet? 3 days?"

so you bet me but not keef, who said it fisrt*?

Steve said...

"so you bet me but not keef, who said it fisrt*?"


i already have a bet with Keith, and he didn't say they would lose he said: "potentially tough 2nd round matchup against Louisville" can't argue with that statement a bit.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"Keef said...
L-ville over Dook* in round 2. Lock it up

March 14, 2010 6:46 PM"


whoops

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

i dont know if im gonna take the bet, if duke actually wins i'll be blamed for mushing it

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

i dont want to deal with that shit

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

i've changed my final 4 3 times already

i love the tourney

Jugdish said...

i dont want to deal with that shit


well played

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

i gotta get some upsets, montana is one, byu a suite 16 team, cant figure out nova, want to pick st marys but need more time

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

if healthcare doesnt pass obama will be considered a weak leader

tem said...

peter graves dead.

that's 3.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

scumbags

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

he's been dead tem

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

think he died sat or yesterday

tem said...

yeah so?

tem said...

if it was discussed on WE then i missed it. probably because i didn't look at all.

tem said...

and he died yesterday.

tem said...

cornell almost beat kansas at kansas. didn't they?

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

cornell can ball a bit

but temple had a great year

tough upset call, traditional 12/5 upset special

not so fast my friend

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

out of all the prgramming on espn, last nights selection show might the best year in year out

maybe better than primetime, bbtn and gameday

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

just fucking solid

no waste of words

tem said...

i did like the selection show stuff.

blue said...

who is this graves guy?

blue said...

another round of firings today for blue


watched "up in the air" yesterday to get prepped

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"who is this graves guy?"

airplane

tem said...

mission impossible tv show

blue said...

shirley you can't be serious

tem said...

"another round of firings today for blue"

do you even have any emloyees left?

are they getting fired for performance or because money is tight and you can't afford to keep them?

blue said...

performance

money is flowing like the salmon of capistrano


first lady was just a bitch to people, couldn't stand for that.

today's chick is just dumb, been here 8 months and still have to explain every journal entry to her

Jugdish said...

do you even have any emloyees left?

are they getting fired for performance or because money is tight and you can't afford to keep them?



blue might want to review his interview process

blue said...

and even when I explain it to her, she still fucks it up.

I'm tired of cleaning up her messes, I'm to the point where i'm basically doing 2 peoples jobs because she's so dumb


she's dumber than dummy

blue said...

"blue might want to review his interview process"

the only one I hired is the one today...everyone else I inherited when I took the job

blue said...

and i admit, i made a mistake with this one.

i was scrambling because the dude who had the job, who was awesome, went to law school and gave 2 weeks, so I took the best I could find in the interim...milk was a bad choice that day

Beth said...

"she's dumber than dummy"

Something tells me meiz will not agree with this statement.

tem said...

"performance"

is it easier or harder to fire for performance? as opposed to $$$

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"they gave up nothing to get him, so not a big deal..."

nothing?

peyton mills disagrees
plus the 2012 is a 4th rounder

quinn was 22nd overall, had only 12 starts all underwhelming

i think mc d is good for him at this point but he is a backup as of right now

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"is it easier or harder to fire for performance? as opposed to $$$"

would think it's easier

you dont feel so bad, plus you have examples

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

proof, smoking gun

blue said...

peyton mills* disagrees, but dude was in McDaniels doghouse, and wasn't going to see the field in Denver anymore. Good move for Mills* though

it's a 2011 6th round pick, and conditional 2012 pick, if Quinn sucks, the 2012 pick is shitty, if he's good then it's as high as a 4th rounder.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

like when the 80's doo wop band flipped out cuz Billy Joel Doo Wop SUCKS!--- that led to Brennan getting fired on the spot. No argument from Brennan.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

i like mills
(not weazy)

he's versatile and mike shanny loved him

blue said...

never had to fire someone for money...but i'm guessing that's a shitty conversation

when you're firing them for performance, they've seen it coming

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

i'll never understand new coaches that come in and for whatever reason a player that succeeded under the previous guy never sees the field with the new guy

mind bottling*

blue said...

although when you fire them for performance you feel like you've failed as a manager...at least I do.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"when you're firing them for performance, they've seen it coming"

I disagree.

/Mike Dunleavy

blue said...

"i'll never understand new coaches that come in and for whatever reason a player that succeeded under the previous guy never sees the field with the new guy"

Mills* was a fan favorite too....he didn't fit the scheme for sure, but I think McDaniels just got tired of answering the "why isn't Mills* playing" questions.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

mc d is such a dick

most good coaches are though so there's that

tem said...

"although when you fire them for performance you feel like you've failed as a manager...at least I do."

and you have.

tem said...

Mills will love cleveland.

they love fullbacks.

Jugdish said...

Cowherd says he thinks Duke "could" win the whole thing. Predicts they should win 4-5 games in the tournament.

tem said...

well, they could.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

so could any of the teams

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

cowherd is that skinny corny white guy on tv sometimes?

blue said...

well that sucked

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

doing like a promo for some morning show?

Jugdish said...

yeah i guess i didn't think of that


s

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

if so he's a tool

Jugdish said...

he is on espn radio after mike and mike

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"Vince Wilfork, the New England defensive tackle, and wife Bianca have a 7-month-old son named David Dream-Angel Wilfork."

black people are hilarious

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"he is on espn radio after mike and mike"

yeah i dont listen to radio at work

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

espn radio sucks for the most part

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

at least when you compare it to local sports radio

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

saw this over the weekend and thought nothing of it until i read this, holy crap

Meiz said...

I want to maybe try to catch a fish today

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

my baseball draft is here

"The guy who took the worst beating from firefighters during that epic bar brawl at the Salty Dog in Bay Ridge at the end of Janurary has spoken to the press for the first time, and his account of the assault is harrowing. The brawl left St. Francis College coach Sinan Selmani, 35, with a broken eye orbit bone, a broken collarbone and broken shoulder, but it could have been worse. He says that at one point during the melee nine drunken firefighters punched, shoved and kicked him in an attempt to force him into the bathroom. But he held onto the door frame for dear life, and tells the Post, "I said to myself, 'If you let go of the bathroom door, you're dead.' They were saying, 'We're going to kill you!' . . . 'You're going to die, motherf- - -er!' I can't even tell you how many shots I took to my head."

Jugdish said...

at least when you compare it to local sports radio


there is one local guy in houston that i like to listen to. i like mike and mike and cowherd for the most part.

I liked listening to the station out of chicago on line, but can't stream the stations here at this yob

Spaceman Spiff said...

"peyton mills disagrees"

hilarity

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

why is it news when a homeless man gets hit by a car?

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

spiff did you happen to check if keef made any errors over the 50 comments he made over the weekend?

Spaceman Spiff said...

nope

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

what a great idea, wish i thought of it

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

tem check if someone has temhio.com

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"nope"

thanks

when i have an hdh bet i have the supreme court of judges proof readin it

Spaceman Spiff said...

"when i have an hdh bet i have the supreme court of judges proof readin it"

i just looked at the last page of comments, no errors

Spaceman Spiff said...

supreme court of judges is hilarity

blue said...

why is there an official ladder of the NCAA champyunships

blue said...

peyton mills* laughs at the supreme court of judges

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP, Tem

Group ID# 43189
pw - pathword

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

did that already

isiah thompson said...

peyton mills disagrees



that's almost as good as the "Darwism" you dropped on Friday.

almost.

YMSOAB!

Meiz said...

"that's almost as good as the "Darwism" you dropped on Friday.

almost."


I barely ever catch the hdh anymore. I'm growing numb to it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i think its better than darwism, if he left out the player;s first name, that comment would have been incomprehensible

Keef said...

"It might be just me but that link doesn't work for me."

fized*

isiah thompson said...

I barely ever catch the hdh anymore. I'm growing numb to it.


he still drops gems

isiah thompson said...

did anyone else peep game on that new Guy Ferarri* show last night on NBC?

thought it was fantastic.

blue said...

"did anyone else peep game on that new Guy Ferarri* show last night on NBC?"

i watched...the girl had nice tits...fun to watch bounce up and down

Jugdish said...

"that's almost as good as the "Darwism" you dropped on Friday.

almost."



poor typing

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

nah i missed it and recorded pacific

isiah thompson said...

i watched...the girl had nice tits...fun to watch bounce up and down


ahahahah, yeah she did, she needed to wear a better shirt - let those things breathe a little

Keef said...

"saw this over the weekend and thought nothing of it until i read this, holy crap"


Yeah, that was linkt* this weekend.

isiah thompson said...

The Pacific was also quality.

Keef said...

LP
Did you see the Mess on MLBN last night?

Keef said...

"spiff did you happen to check if keef made any errors over the 50 comments he made over the weekend?"

Is that how you count in real life?

blue said...

i've decided that this "on Demand" thing is pointless

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

no, you mean 30/30 thing?

blue said...

30/30 was knicks/pacers


pretty good

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"Is that how you count in real life?"

wasnt as much as i would provide in a normal day

idgaf though

isiah thompson said...

Arenas told Esquire that he used to have as many as 500 firearms in his home, having bought many of them from an elderly man's World War I collection. He says he put all but four of them in storage when he started having children.


five hundo? got-damn smokey!

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

so much shit to dvr

my head is spinning

isiah thompson said...

i've decided that this "on Demand" thing is pointless


yeah we don't use it except for ppv movies and even then it takes fmz like 20 minutes to find something to watch.

we peeped game on The Cove last night.

it was aight, I tolt* fmz that watching gooks kill dolphins didn't move me one way or the other, I got a ::flipper:: in return.

isiah thompson said...

"He goes into the Jacuzzi," Arenas told the magazine. "You know what? I gotta warm my knee up anyway. I go in and sit with him. We're just sitting in there talking. We didn't have no problem. It was just some fun that got out of control."



nothing like a potential shoot 'em up between friends.

isiah thompson said...

"Say it's all true," Arenas said. "At the end of the day, that's not the reason I love Tiger. I got three Tiger Woods games for my Xbox just in case one gets scratched. On the cover, it doesn't have him walking next to his wife. It just has Tiger Woods, hitting shots."

ymsoab!

blue said...

Gil is going to have an awesome career after the NBA

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

drinking is good for you

blue said...

fucking bitch threw a fit when she got fird

kept asking for a second chance, kept saying she didn't know she was doing a bad job.

fuck her, don't make me more uncomfortable than I already am in this situation

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

tournament of babes

blue said...

local station here is doing a babes bracket too

blue said...

hearing the jim lampley call on Rome right now..


hilarity

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

man tough brackets

blue said...

this is the year for Sienna

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

wrestling fans, HE is hosting raw tonight

blue said...

although i'm not picking Sienna because everyone else is...Purdue will boilermaker them

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

^
that

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

i dont care what anyone says

the rock and stone cold were two of the best entertainers the wwf ever saw and ever will see

that's when wrestling was beyond the bomb

I wish he was my dad said...

fuck her, don't make me more uncomfortable than I already am in this situation

yeah, poor Blue




sssss

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

giants win coin toss

first woody johnson loses his daughter now he loses the coin toss

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

too soon?

blue said...

"yeah, poor Blue"

cry me a river commie


(s)


WADR

I wish he was my dad said...

Blue

Bemidji State choked in the conference semis last weekend; not sure if they'll even make the tourney


woe

-looks like I'll probably have 2 bets to payoff now (keith, I'll switch my name/pic when I get home tonight and give you a week)

Keef said...

"wasnt as much as i would provide in a normal day

idgaf though"


I had 130+ comments on Saturday and Sunday. NFW that you ever have close to 100 on a normal day

Keef said...

But all you need is 20 comments to get to HDH

Keef said...

wall

JFreak said...

John Starks: “I’m walking to the free-throw line and I’m thinking, like, ‘Man, did this dude just did this?’”

JFreak said...

Winning Time was very good.

Keef said...

Why is UNC in the NIT?

Keef said...

"so you bet me but not keef, who said it fisrt*?"


Me & steve have an OSU/Dook bet going for the tourney

blue said...

better question, why isn't UNC in the NCAA tourney

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

betterer question

Keef said...

"better question, why isn't UNC in the NCAA tourney"

I know the answer to that.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"David Price is going to serve at least 6 years in prison—30 years after his conviction on rape charges. Price, 54, went on the run in 1980 while he and another man were facing trial for putting a gun to a prostitute's head and raping her. But after three decades on the lam, authorities arrested the Price when he walked into a Manhattan courthouse to see if his criminal record was still on file, according to the Daily News."


not smat*

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

was watching some sopranos over the weekend, what a great show, obviously

Keef said...

"i thought cmk was playing in an all girls league?"


It's a co-ed league. I needed RIF because she said that in the original email she sent me

Keef said...

They were playing kick ball on the field next to the one that they were playing on. I want to get in on that shit.

blue said...

"David Price is going to serve at least 6 years in prison—30 years after his conviction on rape charges."

probably will affect his fantasy draft slot..hopefully will still the 14 starts or so for the Rays

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

what happen with mauer's 25 year deal?

Keef said...

I thought the same thing when I just saw "David Price"

ns

Keef said...

25 year deal?

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

10 year deal
i was being Ssss"ee

Keef said...

oic

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

everytime i call the tatto parlor they always have a biggie song on in the background

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

*tattoo

I wish he was my dad said...

do you make frequent calls to the tattoo parlor?

Keef said...

Do you call the tattoo parlor a lot?

Keef said...

Is that the new barber?

Keef said...

DOUBLE DRAGON TATTOO

Keef said...

Bacon wallet

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

i've called 4 times

each time, a biggie song was on

Keef said...

lp

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

yup, yesterday

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

dine in brooklyn the next 10 days

det
$25, app, entree, dessert

obviously doesnt include tax/tip/drinks but still a great deal

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

gonna hit up at least 3 establishments

blue said...

they do that everywhere now

blue said...

$25 per person?

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

per person yes

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"they do that everywhere now"

yeah i know

blue said...

i wasn't trying to clown that...good deals

just sayin, if they do it in crooklyn, they do it eerywhere

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

actually not much of a discount but for some places it is

for instance the mexican place i enjoy, on average the entree i order is 17

so now i can get that entree, plus a dessert and an app to start

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"Taco de Pescado
Battered mahi-mahi with a jalapeno marmalade
and shredded cabbage"


DET that marmalade is off the chains

Keef said...

sounds good except for the cabbage

JFreak said...

"10 year deal
i was being Ssss"ee"

it was a mort report.

Keef said...

you end up on the jim rome show, you're coming out someone's bowel movements. That's all I gotta say

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"sounds good except for the cabbage"

it's raw, just for crunch
instead of lattice*

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

corned beef and cabbage wed

det

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

got some harpoon celtic ale

blue said...

is taht on the menu..a lot of times the places restrict what you can order for that dealio

Keef said...

"it's raw, just for crunch
instead of lattice*"

I see. I'm not a fan of cabbage, cookt* or raw

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"is taht on the menu..a lot of times the places restrict what you can order for that dealio"

yeah i cnp's it from the special menu

it's 3/3/2 choice wise

Keef said...

What time does Operation: Fire Dummy go down?

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"I see. I'm not a fan of cabbage, cookt* or raw"

oh

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

i think meiz is fishing

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

block

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

neuer*

Keef said...

"i think meiz is fishing"


Not that dummy

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