Monday, March 29, 2010

Autodraft is the worse

You can't spell Wrestlemania without WT. It was an entertaining show, but other than 1 or 2 matches, I spent most of the time watching the ghetto fabolous* trash around us. There was the kid behind us who had to describe every move as it happened. It sounded like he was on the phone doing play-by-play for whoever he was talking to, but I turned around and he was just talking to his friends. Then there was the big Larry the Cable Guy looking dude sitting in front of us, who gets up and turns around and says to me "Tungstun carbide?" I sit there for about 5 seconds trying to figure out wft he's talking about, then I realize he's talking about my wedding band. So I say "Yeah", and he puts his hand up to show me that his is made of the same thing, like it's some rare form of metal that only 2 people in the world have. Then later in the event, he turns around and says "Hey, do you think Vegas has lines for these matches?" I give him a ::Tim Donaghy:: and say "Um, probably not since it's all fixed". He looks at me and says "You think?" and my buddy says to me "Dude, that was the dumbest fucking question I've ever heard" but it was kind of loud so I am sure the other dude heard it because he didn't say anything to us the rest of the night, not that there's anything wrong with that. And finally, the lady sitting behind us who didn't make a sound all night until the last match with the Undertaker. Apparently she really liked him. She was screeching the entire match, it sounded like someone was killing a cat. The video below is what I was able to get when the match ended. As I said in the comments last night, at one point in the match it lookt* like the Undertaker would lose and I turned around and she was crying and holding her son and saying "It's gonna be ok". She's the "It's still real to me, dammit" person. But in all, it was an ok event, worth the $25 for the ticket. I don't watch that shit on TV anymore, but it was Wrestlemania so I had to go. I'm a people watcher and that was the optimal place to do that.


In other news, college basketball is still going on. 3 teams I really could* care less about and Butler. I guess my rooting interests are, in order, Butler, MSU, Wava, and Dook. At least regular season beisbol is almost here.

Speaking of which, the LoV keeper draft was yesterday. Autodraft was pretty suite (eteo). It gave me Huston Street and Brandon Lyon as my relief pitchers and gave me 18 position players for my bench. Thanks Obama! (temside note: Why does Firefox but the red line under Obama, like it's misspellt* or something. Firefox must be managed by Fox News.)

Let's see, what else happened this weekend? UFC was ok. No great fights. St. Pierre is unbeatable right now in that weight class. I'd like to see him move up a class. That's all I'll say because I know everyone but tem hates UFC. (temside note #2: tem, I'll pay up the UFC bet starting Thursday because I have to finish paying off the bet with steve. See aitch, you lose a bet, you pay it off)

No softball last night for me because of the rassling event.

That is all.

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Beth said...

Wow, what a disturbing but fascinating video.

Beth said...

And in yesterday's comments freak asked why I said he had clinched the LOV pool, as he only had Wava left.

It's science freak. Everyone who has possible points that are more than your current points can only get points from Wava winning, like you. (In other words nobody has any of the final 4 teams other than Wava advancing to the final.) So you're guaranteed to stay ahead of them.

El Padrino said...

wrestlemania on tv was good

blue said...

fucking baylor

blue said...

that videy was super awesome


nothing like getting super excited over fake competition

blue said...

truth be told, if you had taken video of keith at the end of Phantom of the Opera, it would have been a similar scene

blue said...

my autodraft team didnt turn out so bad


completely forgot about the draft

Steve said...

"Um, probably not since it's all fixed".

keith killed the 10 year old boy inside this dude. stole the magic.

El Padrino said...

i killed the draft, 2nd place is where i belong

Steve said...

"Anime is a prime example of why two nukes just wasn't enough..."
- Nick Levasseur


i think Kod touched on this over the weekend.

funny...but so wrong.

El Padrino said...

fucking terrorists

El Padrino said...

this is my subway stop in brooklyn

ns

El Padrino said...

this is the only thing in this world that trule frightens me, that one day i'll be sitting on the train heading to work and boom, done

El Padrino said...

trule'!

Steve said...

you should find better things to be scared of.

El Padrino said...

proof that no matter what obama says or the next president says taxes will go up

El Padrino said...

"you should find better things to be scared of."

i tried, everyone is a suspect

El Padrino said...

pro dollar bets!

Todd Packer said...

"I guess my rooting interests are, in order, Butler, MSU, Wava, and Dook"

mine are dook, Wava, MSU and Butler... the exact opposite of keith's

Todd Packer said...

3 LoV'ers have teams in the final 4... congrats

Todd Packer said...

gotta check out that video when i get home

blue said...

of course TP likes rooting for the favorites

El Padrino said...

"Jesse James says he was honest"

that's strange, i had this whole other meaning of honest this entire time

blue said...

does butler really count as freak's team?

i thought he was a ND fan

blue said...

he honestly fucked those women

Todd Packer said...

"of course TP likes rooting for the favorites"

that's silly blue.... remember i'm a mets and jets fan too

Todd Packer said...

"does butler really count as freak's team?

i thought he was a ND fan"

he always roots for the hometown teams

El Padrino said...

it's in indiana so i guess geographically, it is

Steve said...

"Jesse James says he was honest"


i used to like him. now i'm pretty sure he's a doushebag.

blue said...

he doesn't root for purdue

Todd Packer said...

"he doesn't root for purdue"

good point, but i think freak has always rooted for butler

blue said...

i'll give him Butler then

good work team

Todd Packer said...

"good work team"

does that mean i'm not fired?

blue said...

i was hoping for Bayler and Tennessee just for a change, but that damn izzo had to go and win

Todd Packer said...

i was rooting for Tenn too.

El Padrino said...

Izzo, 6 final fours sine 1999

Todd Packer said...

"Izzo, 6 final fours sine 1999"

impressive

tem said...

spent most of the morning looking at ticket prices on ebay.

Todd Packer said...

i wonder how many coach k has sine* 1999

Todd Packer said...

"spent most of the morning looking at ticket prices on ebay."

you gonna stay with freak?

El Padrino said...

serena williams giant ass tits were in my playboy mag, she has HUGE nipples

not huge like protruding but huge like round

tem said...

serena posed nekkid?

tem said...

"you gonna stay with freak?"

maybe.

or i have friends in bloomington i can stay with.

Steve said...

"i wonder how many coach k has sine* 1999"

this is his fourth since 1999.

Steve said...

"serena posed nekkid?"

Erin Andrews with cloths >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Serana Willians naked

blue said...

EA is supposedly dating the dude she dances with now

blue said...

butler's coach looks like he's 15

blue said...

imagine being him.


Coach K, Tom Izzo, Huggins, and mclovin

Steve said...

loons

Steve said...

"EA is supposedly dating the dude she dances with now"

i read that, maybe we'll get a sex tape out of it.

blue said...

he must not be bothered by her nose

blue said...

his comment was "everyone who meets her falls in love with her"


so herbstreet hit that...got it

El Padrino said...

"serena posed nekkid?"

no she spilled out of her bathing suit

El Padrino said...

david wright banged EA

Todd Packer said...

"david wright banged EA"

...and jose reyes

/meiz

tem said...

must have been before he got traded /h

Meiz said...

I think I'm having a stroke

wHeasel said...

My mom passed away one year ago today. Doesn't seem that long ago.

JFreak said...

"It's science freak. Everyone who has possible points that are more than your current points can only get points from Wava winning, like you. (In other words nobody has any of the final 4 teams other than Wava advancing to the final.) So you're guaranteed to stay ahead of them."

I thought you were talking about the suicide pool.

Neverminds.

Spaceman Spiff said...

""Hey, do you think Vegas has lines for these matches?" I give him a ::Tim Donaghy::"


cmon, the answer was 'every match is -160'

JFreak said...

"does butler really count as freak's team?

i thought he was a ND fan"

college bball it's IU, Butler and ND.

I think this is colov, but those teams rarely play each other and are in different conferences so there's not too much conflict of interest.

"he doesn't root for purdue"

That's because purdue sucks.

"good point, but i think freak has always rooted for butler"

Yeah, I go to at least a couple of games each year. Hinkle is a great place to watch a game.

"i'll give him Butler then"

I appreciate it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

tungsten carbide huh?

well, see ya later!

JFreak said...

"spent most of the morning looking at ticket prices on ebay."

An acquiantance offered me upper deck seats for 180 per session. I don't know how I feel about that.

Spaceman Spiff said...

was at a the mall took a pic an item

think about who posts on thursdays then look at this

tem said...

"An acquiantance offered me upper deck seats for 180 per session. I don't know how I feel about that."

seems like 2 tickets to all sessions in the upper deck should run about $650-$800. from ebay research...

that is a side upper deck, 600s.

corners would be less.

thats for 2, i guess 1 is 325-400 for both sessions....180 seems fair.

Jugdish said...

truth be told, if you had taken video of keith at the end of Phantom of the Opera, it would have been a similar scene



chuckle

Jugdish said...

I don't know how I feel about that."



if you were really a butler fan it wouldn't be an issue



s

JFreak said...

"180 seems fair."

That would be because it's face value.

But that's expensive, yo.

JFreak said...

I'm pretty sure MVN went to Butler. He's probably pretty excited.

JFreak said...

pretty.

Meiz said...

"@drewmagary

Just did the first day set on hundredpushups.com. Good God, that is horrible. I wanna fucking die."


Suite

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

"he doesn't root for purdue"

That's because purdue sucks.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

-Whenever I went to UW football or basketball games, Purdue fans were by far the worse

El Padrino said...

weasel stache

awesome

JFreak said...

West Lafayette smells.

Plus they lower the speed limit on 65 for their three exits like they are important or something.

Stupid Purdue.

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

"well, see ya later!"

My buddy made that joke after the guy walked away

blue said...

coach k kinda looks like a weasel

blue said...

or hitler

put a hitler stache on him

Steve said...

"coach k kinda looks like a weasel"


UNC/NCSU fans love making that joke here only they say rat.

El Padrino said...

does look like a rat

El Padrino said...

butler coach, times

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

"i killed the draft, 2nd place is where i belong"

If you killed it, why wouldn't you finish 1st?

Spaceman Spiff said...

2 in the stink

300 guy checking aniston's oil

El Padrino said...

"If you killed it, why wouldn't you finish 1st?"

cuz blue killed it better

El Padrino said...

nice sparta is baning that all day long

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

"cuz blue killed it better"

OIC. I thought you were talking about your money draft

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

good job with segment 1, beth

El Padrino said...

"OIC. I thought you were talking about your money draft"

friday

it's a hard league
bunch of nerds they bring magazines and laptops and shit

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

"it's a hard league
bunch of nerds they bring magazines and laptops and shit"

How much is that league? $500?

El Padrino said...

"How much is that league? $500?"

yes

El Padrino said...

funny, i usually say "yeah" instead of yes and i'm teaching my daughter to say yes not yeah only because i dont want her sounding like a brooklyn guido

so yesterday we were driving home from a lovely dinner and she asked me some question and i said yeah and it her cute voice she says "Daddy, it's yes not yeah".

i was flabbergasted

El Padrino said...

she's 2 btw

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

"yes"

You should probably bring a magazine and laptop too

El Padrino said...

"You should probably bring a magazine and laptop too"

yeah, just not my style

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

mize
I'm gonna hit up a Breers game this afternoon

El Padrino said...

i might call blue or andy for advice

isiah thompson said...

funny, i usually say "yeah" instead of yes and i'm teaching my daughter to say yes not yeah only because i dont want her sounding like a brooklyn guido


18 years from now she'll be the new snookie on Jersey Shore 19

isiah thompson said...

wadr

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

hilarity

El Padrino said...

she'll be dead before then if i see that is the path

Spaceman Spiff said...

"say yes not yeah only because i dont want her sounding like a brooklyn guido"

its not the words, its the accent, i say yea

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

You should probably be teaching her to say no

isiah thompson said...

You should probably be teaching her to say no


hilarity, I was going to make a different yoke* earlier but out of 'spect I didn't.

tem said...

$180 is the face value for a 600 level seat?

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

"hilarity, I was going to make a different yoke* earlier but out of 'spect I didn't."


Hilarity. Yeah, calling her the next Snookie is much more respectful

s

isiah thompson said...

and congrats warren, that Dook team is legit and they have won back the officials. they should win it all.


the play at the end of the game where Scheyer swung his elbows trying to knock doods out and the baylor guy got the tech shows that Dook is all the way back.

congrats.

ps. their run this year shows how much of a miss Field Mouse really was.

isiah thompson said...

Yeah, calling her the next Snookie is much more respectful



I hit him with a "wadr", I'm good.

isiah thompson said...

The week could see a combination of above and below average temperatures, strong winds, rain and snow across the state.


IN YOU FACE!!! Al Gore!

FACE!

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

true

isiah thompson said...

Peeped game on District 9, not a bad flick.

ns

El Padrino said...

"$180 is the face value for a 600 level seat?"

depends whose face

JFreak said...

"$180 is the face value for a 600 level seat?"

That's what the guy said. I have no corroboration.

El Padrino said...

"its not the words, its the accent, i say yea"

it's proper to say yes

not yea

blue said...

that sounds about right for a final 4

isiah thompson said...

only 13M$ for HTTM this weekend

isiah thompson said...

it's proper to say yes

not yea


from peeping game on here I'd be more worried about hdh coming out of bgep's mouth.

*resisting urge for another yoke*

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

tem

blue said...

i'm teaching my kid not to say things too....except i'm not good at it.

cmblue tolt me something was "bullshit" yesterday, so now that's part of bgblue's vocabulary...she only said it about 32 times yesterday

blue said...

yeah, because nobody's ever been scammed by craigslist

El Padrino said...

"cmblue tolt me something was "bullshit" yesterday, so now that's part of bgblue's vocabulary...she only said it about 32 times yesterday"

common and quite hilarious

blue said...

HTTM is so bad that it's good

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

"yeah, because nobody's ever been scammed by craigslist"

And noone has ever been scammed on bay*?

blue said...

"common and quite hilarious"

yes, bgblue kept saying "don't tell me not to say bullshit, i can say bullshit...this book is bullshit, the doll is bullshit"

I had to go in the other room to keep from laughing too hard

Meiz said...

"I'm gonna hit up a Breers game this afternoon"

Nice

blue said...

"And noone has ever been scammed on bay*?"

ebay has recourse...insurance, and they'll pay you back if you're scammed at least.

still won't get you into the games, but at least you don't get completely fucked

Meiz said...

Mad busy, yo

blue said...

broncos long snapper's real name is Leonidas the 18th....thinks he might be related to the real leonidas...


so they've got that going for them.

tem said...

that's bullshit

blue said...

she knows her dad is full of bullshit

blue said...

you can't BS a BSer

I ♥ poisonous nuts said...

Peeped game on District 9, not a bad flick.

ns

I agree, I liked it a lot (hey, we finally agree on a movie for once!)

isiah thompson said...

EP - I got BB-Rod in the keeper, make me an offer.

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

I know when my kid starts doing shit like that I won't be able to keep a straight face

blue said...

cmk is pregnant?

isiah thompson said...

baby-as. on the way?

congrats mayne*!!!!

JFreak said...

spiff got married?

El Padrino said...

"EP - I got BB-Rod in the keeper, make me an offer."

fuentes

El Padrino said...

an as. baby

jesus
congrats lil buddy

Jugdish said...

as. jr

Jugdish said...

congrats keef!

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

"cmk is pregnant?"

When I put that comment, I knew that was coming. no, she's not

isiah thompson said...

fuentes

stop it baxter

blue said...

fuentes was traded to the mets in the david right deal, no?

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

"still won't get you into the games, but at least you don't get completely fucked"

good point

tem said...

do you all have your mats out?

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

this place is 1 giant mat

Todd Packer said...

"do you all have your mats out?"

normal LoV day

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

I don't have any Mess but I have lots of White Sox that I can trade to jug.

or freak

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

Tesus had dinner with Jim Kelly. They probably didn't talk about how to win a Super Bowl

JFreak said...

ozzie guillen's twitter is ridiculous.

kik.

Todd Packer said...

"Tesus had dinner with Jim Kelly. They probably didn't talk about how to win a Super Bowl"

i think jim told him he is going to be a grate* usfl qb

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

"an as. baby"

I don't have time for that shit

isiah thompson said...

I don't have any Mess but I have lots of White Sox that I can trade to jug.

or freak


the white sox aren't winning right now so freak isn't a fan of them at the moment.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Peeped game on District 9, not a bad flick.

ns"

liked it

Spaceman Spiff said...

seton hall guy declaring for the draft, the last act of his college career was punching an opponent in the nuts

Spaceman Spiff said...

"it's proper to say yes

not yea"

no shit?

you just said you didnt want her to speak guido style not anything about speaking proper

El Padrino said...

blue if you want to write the rockies preview i'll put it in the post friday

freak same with you for the cubbies and beth for bravos

El Padrino said...

and T dodgers

if you are alive

JFreak said...

Blogger is being especially moody today.

Spaceman Spiff said...

abusive nanny vid

Spaceman Spiff said...

brutal

Steve said...

"18 years from now she'll be the new snookie on Jersey Shore 19"

funny

----------------------

"that Dook team is legit"

finally got some post presence. hard to win if you can't rebound and protect the basket.

-----------------------

"its not the words, its the accent, i say yea"

same thing with ya'll

-----------------------

"she only said it about 32 times yesterday"

i always do that with my nephew. not horrible words but ones that bother my sister. "jerk off" "piece of crap" etc etc other peoples kids are fun

-----------------------

"District 9"

::spits::

-----------------------

"last act of his college career was punching an opponent in the nuts"

not a bad way to go.

tem said...

can't tem write a pirates preview?

tem said...

it'll say:

Pirates - They'll suck again.

Meiz said...

Tyler dropped an "Oopsie" on me today. I'm shook.

Meiz said...

Dummy says Oopsie All. The. Time.

Steve said...

Miss Vikki


NSFW

El Padrino said...

"it'll say:

Pirates - They'll suck again."

yes, and meiz a brew if you want

El Padrino said...

who is vicki

Steve said...

Vikki Blows"

tem said...

ok, i am done with my preview.

Meiz said...

So EP's pretty much just doing a Mets preview for Friday?

El Padrino said...

"So EP's pretty much just doing a Mets preview for Friday?"

no silly, giving the people who have rotting* interest a shot at their team, writing everyone else

Meiz said...

some knucklehead has going on & on about how hot Fergie is. I did my best to fix his problem, but he wasn't hearing it. Some people just don't know.

tem said...

hmm, as. beat me by 1 in golf, but i returned the favor in hoops.

including winning by 2pts in the points category and by 1 steal and 1 turn over.

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

time for some afternoon beisbol

blue said...

i'll write about 3 sentences about the rockies

1) everyone thinks they'll be good, so they'll suck

2) they don't have enough RH bats

3) there* pitching should be strong, but it won't and they'll blow lots of leads late

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

"the white sox aren't winning right now so freak isn't a fan of them at the moment."

Win or lose, freak never turns away white sox

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

So I can't write a preview about the Reds? WFT?


s

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

"hmm, as. beat me by 1 in golf, but i returned the favor in hoops."

I beat you by more than 1.

Hoops loss stings. I was winning every other day this week

SUCK IT, HATERZ! said...

ok NOW it's beisbol time. peas

isiah thompson said...

Scottie Reynolds only averaged 3.3 APG

tem said...

"I beat you by more than 1."



It's all ficced anyway 1,912 cmelpad's G spot 1,911

blue said...

scottie reynolds better learn this phrase "I giocare a pallacanestro scarsamente"

isiah thompson said...

"I giocare a pallacanestro scarsamente"


I would like the Sacramento chicken.

blue said...

i play basketball poorly....en italiano

cuz that's the only place he's gonna be playing

tem said...

he might play in greece

isiah thompson said...

Prison officials were investigating Monday the death of an inmate found in the showers of the Arizona State Prison Complex-Lewis facility in Buckeye.


dood dropped the soap

isiah thompson said...

he might play in greece

he'd be the bad guy in Greece* 3

tem said...

"dood dropped the soap"

was he dominican?

El Padrino said...

jose?

blue said...

what's to investigate?

i saw american me, i know what shit goes down

blue said...

"he might play in greece"

they speak italian there

blue said...

is it sad or ironic that when I hear that armageddon song by aerosmith that "I don't wanna miss a thing"

that my first thought is of the movie Blades of Glory instead of Armageddon?

El Padrino said...

europeans speak it all

blue said...

i guess it's sad that i'm listening to aerosmith, and ironic that i'd ask the question

blue said...

nobody knows what it means, but it's provocative

blue said...

help yourself to the mane and tail, but keep your hands off the verticolli

blue said...

BOOM

blue said...

goes the dynamite

blue said...

bnewer

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