Thursday, March 11, 2010

999

H is being Meizy tonight. I mean, he practically begged me to spot start for him today. He interrupted me with an IM while I was busy becoming a fan of "Can this dung beetle get more fans than Glenn Beck?" page on Facebook, and asked me to spot. I'm an important guy with stuff to do. I also have almost nothing to say.

But I suppose I can take 10 minutes to acknowledge history. I'm expecting great things out of post #1000 tomorrow. I will propose a grammar pool for tomorrow's post. If you take ElPad's post tomorrow, copy the whole thing, and paste it into Word, I am setting the grammatical and spelting* errors it finds at an over/under of 11.

You know what? In all seriousness, it never fails to amaze me that you're all still around. There isn't a day that goes by that I'm not amazed by the fact that this thing of ours is still active. Then, the amazement passes, and I go back to looking at status updates of bored Facebook housewives.

I don't see a lot of interesting news out there. I spent a good portion of today listening to Howard Stern's "Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant". If you have the means to hear it on a replay this week, I highly recommend it. If Howard's website wasn't down at the time of this writing, I could link to some pics of the contestants in bikinis for you. Check it out later.

There really isn't much going on in sports either. The beisbol games don't count yet. NBA and NHL are over a month away from playoffs. March Madness isn't until next week. Mel Kiper is being thawed out from his cryogenic freezing chamber for his one time a year that he is something resembling relevant. Dick Vitale should be done thawing in a couple of days.

On NFL.com, 4 of the 5 featured free agents on their front page were Jake Delhomme, Terrell Owens, LaDanaian Tomlinson, and Larry Johnson. If this were 2005, we'd all be going apeshit over this.

Speaking of going apeshit... do your thing. Get 1000 comments on post #999. Or don't.

548 comments:

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Meiz said...

Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits.

Keef said...

"I tend not to worry about shit I have no control over."


I found this amusing

Keef said...

"I'm over Coco"

Yeah, girls are gross

/mize

Keef said...

LP

I'm dumber then a 3st grader

Beth said...

Nice post freak.

Jugdish said...

freak has been using his "sock and awe" approach to writing posts lately...nice!

Beth said...

I am starting to get a little worried about freak though, at times it almost seems as if he has multiple personalities when he writes his Thursday posts.

tem said...

that's why they call him freak

tem said...

running is terrible. i hate it.

Jugdish said...

running is terrible. i hate it.


i don't mind it

Jugdish said...

beth, i think you have more one name recognition than lindsey lohan

Jugdish said...

running is terrible. i hate it.


did you run this morning?

Jugdish said...

rev wants us to get 1000 comments today. he is demanding comments like he does on FB

Jugdish said...

if rev wants 1000 comments, he needs to contribute at least 100 of those

tem said...

this is the earliest i have left for work in days.

of course i am supposed to be there at 8:30, but whatever.



8:30 EST

tem said...

i traveled 2 miles on foot this morning. i am hesitant to say i ran 2 miles.

i ran for some of it. probably most of it.

tem said...

the parts i ran sucked. running sucks.

Jugdish said...

for me running sucks when im not in shape to do it...once i get in shape im fine with it. i run most days

Jugdish said...

who was chasing you?


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Steve said...

"running sucks."


every now and then i get motivated and start a running routine. it never last long

Steve said...

1,000 comments?


when was the last time LOV hit 1,000 (non weekend).

been a while.

Steve said...

NYC food sucks

Beth said...

"for me running sucks when im not in shape to do it...once i get in shape im fine with it. i run most days"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Beth said...

Jug, how far do you run when you go? You ever do any races?

Jugdish said...

i typically run around 3 miles normally...trying to increase my longer runs on the weekends soon.

i don't run many races, and the ones i do are usually for fun, 5k or 10k here and there.

thinking about trying a full next january...we'll see

Jugdish said...

we have a 1.3 mile loop here on base, so during the week ill do 2-3 laps around that

blue said...

"running is terrible. i hate it."


^^^^^^


unless the cops are chasing you...or a fat chick

Beth said...

Good luck if you try the full! From what I remember you've done at least 1 half before and I think that's important. To me it's crazy to go straight from a 10k to a full.

Steve said...

i'm a wee bit hungover.

i can hear the boss down the hall making his way here, he's all pumped up talking to everyone...making jokes.


this is gonna be brutal.

tem said...

"when was the last time LOV hit 1,000 (non weekend). "

TCS

tem said...

"for me running sucks when im not in shape to do it...once i get in shape im fine with it. i run most days"


once i get back into some semblance of a non round shape the running will ok. but it sucked today.

tem said...

" To me it's crazy to go straight from a 10k to a full."


umm, that's what she said?

tem said...

steve is gonna have to pretend to have the flu.

Jugdish said...

Good luck if you try the full! From what I remember you've done at least 1 half before and I think that's important. To me it's crazy to go straight from a 10k to a full.


I've run the Houston Half a couple of times. a friend told me to sign up with one of those training groups so ill probably do that

blue said...

round is a shape

blue said...

so when you finish this marathon thing...what do you get?

and don't tell me the satisfaction of coming in 579th place...or proving you can do it.

I can prove that I can jump off a building, but it would still be dumb

Jugdish said...

and don't tell me the satisfaction of coming in 579th place...or proving you can do it.

I can prove that I can jump off a building, but it would still be dumb



so what do you want to hear?

Jugdish said...

maybe my whole goal is to sneak to the start line and take off really fast next to all the kenyans so i can get some suite pictures of me and the kenyans

Jugdish said...

579th place would be suite!

Steve said...

"so what do you want to hear?"

that you're showered with women, riches, fame and glory.

Jugdish said...

id get free beer around mile 23 and free beer afterwards. id get a free shirt or sweatshirt, plus a finishers medal and some coupons...like a TCS prize pack for marathons. no receipts though

Beth said...

"so when you finish this marathon thing...what do you get?"

Usually a medal for finishing. (ns)

(And from the training a better body, better self-discipline and probably a longer life.)

Jugdish said...

Usually a medal for finishing. (ns)


i would wear that medal around like kurt angle too

Steve said...

"free beer"


nuf said

Steve said...

"better self-discipline"


i'm sorry, i blacked out...what was that?

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

just realized i'm gonna have this doepy name for the 1000 post

Jugdish said...

the marathon atmosphere is pretty cool too...ns. for houston, there are bands playing along the route, people cheering you on. there is a running club handing out cups of beer around mile 23.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

the lov history books will be scarred now

Meiz said...

I have never been able to do the running thing.

Beth said...

And for a day or 2 afterwards you have to walk down stairs sideways. Good times!

Jugdish said...

i tailgated for the marathon this year to cheer some friends on and that was fun.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

running sucks

Beth said...

Oh and for 2 days afterwards you eat like Spiff.

Beth said...

"running sucks"

The irony here is that this is one time that it might be true that Caput Mundi has the best of something. Their marathon is supposed to be amazing. You have to enter a lottery just to try and get a spot.

Jugdish said...

and the guys all look up to you


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tem said...

"id get free beer around mile 23 and free beer afterwards. id get a free shirt or sweatshirt,"

don't you have to pay like $50 to register for the race?

you are paying to run on public streets....

Jugdish said...

i know boston is a big deal, you have to qualify at a certain time just to allowed to enter.

jug will not be qualifying

tem said...

"just realized i'm gonna have this doepy name for the 1000 post"

i would say that you can change it when you post so that it says el pad on the post.

maybe that means your bet goes today, monday, tuesday.

Jugdish said...

don't you have to pay like $50 to register for the race?

you are paying to run on public streets....



i could crash the race if i wanted. you don't get the shirt or medal though, or the prize pack and breakfast afterwards

Jugdish said...

id also end up paying about 100 for the training group

blue said...

"(And from the training a better body, better self-discipline and probably a longer life.)"

i can get that in other ways that doesn't make me hate the world

tem said...

"i could crash the race if i wanted. "

marathon crashers is the sequel to wedding crashers.

blue said...

I think it's perfect that somebody has a changed name/pic for the 1000th post.

That's how we roll

tem said...

paying to run makes no sense to tem.

well paying to run on public streets that you can go on for free.

i'd pay like threeve dollars to run 10 laps in the oval office.

Jugdish said...

I think it's perfect that somebody has a changed name/pic for the 1000th post.

That's how we roll


^^^^^^^

Beth said...

"jug will not be qualifying"

Neither has or will Beth.

tem said...

i saw a bumper sticker today that said:

if you ain't an ohio state fan then you ain't shit.


i wanted to be like as. and tell him that is a compliment to non osu fans.

i am not an osu fan. so therefore i am not shit. thank you mr. bumper sticker guy.

tem said...

"I think it's perfect that somebody has a changed name/pic for the 1000th post.

That's how we roll"

fair enough.

tem is nicer than the others, but tem loses this vote. seemingly.

Beth said...

"i can get that in other ways that doesn't make me hate the world"

Blue, you can just pay someone to run for you.

Jugdish said...

my brother ran the Lakeshore Drive marathon in chicago and they mis-marked the course...it was about a mile too long. that was supposed to be a Boston qualifier too. OOPS!

I bet runners with GPSs were thinking WFT?

Beth said...

Wow, that's inexcusable.

Beth said...

Conan cracks me up.

Todd Packer said...

nice post, revfreak

Todd Packer said...

we have AZ weather today.... lots of rain. i saw 4 accidents on the way into work. traffic suckt*

Todd Packer said...

stern show was good yesterday... lots of tiger info from the 3 chicks that participated in the pageant

Todd Packer said...

today's show not so good.... he had on dice clay

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

tem is nice

Todd Packer said...

i doubt artie is ever coming back

Todd Packer said...

"tem is nice"

i think as. will go along with it to*

Todd Packer said...

nice mspaint work on ep's pic, keith

Todd Packer said...

i have off tomorrow and i'll be heading to orlando around 2:00pm... gonna miss most of the 1000 post friday

Todd Packer said...

gotta renew my DL tomorrow... hopefully i bring the right paperwork this time

Todd Packer said...

PJ on SNL this weekend.... i know all of you will be watching (s)

Todd Packer said...

florida will lose to auburn tonight

xnij

Meiz said...

"tem is nicer than the others, but tem loses this vote. seemingly."


Cut it out, Tem.

Todd Packer said...

doing my part to reach the 1000 mark for rev before major tps sets in

Meiz said...

Betty White on SNL this weekend.... i know all of you will be watching (ns)



Fizzed*

Todd Packer said...

not your best fix, meiz

Todd Packer said...

too bad no one took the slapper bait from steve last night... seemed like it had potential

Meiz said...

"not your best fix, meiz"


Fixed for fact

Meiz said...

not comedy

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

wow lot's of comments

Todd Packer said...

i had a dream last night that i got a jugvorce and moved in with meiz. one weekend when my kids were visiting meiz yelled at them so i beat him up homeless style. then a gang of angry sconnies beat the crap out of me at a bowling alley

ns

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

i had a dream last night that i got a jugvorce and moved in with meiz. one weekend when my kids were visiting meiz yelled at them so i beat him up homeless style. then a gang of angry sconnies beat the crap out of me at a bowling alley

ns


AWESOME!

Todd Packer said...

meiz's people were really angry wih me... i don't think i'm going to the Lov picnic if it's in the 'burg

Meiz said...

That'll serve ya right

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

i've had LOV dreams before

most involve #3 and beth but some were different

Todd Packer said...

"but some were different"

dong dreams?

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"but some were different"

dong dreams?"

silly

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

mejia tp

mejia

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"it never fails to amaze me that you're all still around. There isn't a day that goes by that I'm not amazed by the fact that this thing of ours is still active."

why

WE HAVE NOWHERE ELSE TO GO

Todd Packer said...

"WE HAVE NOWHERE ELSE TO GO"

rev went somewhere else

tem said...

"he had on dice clay"

SAS he is 1) still alive. and 2) still getting gigs.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

what a has been

Meiz said...

"rev went somewhere else"


Facebook

tem said...

facebook is apparently the place to go.

it has rev and cmelp.

tem said...

exfemtem is all up on FB too.

Meiz said...

By the by, the 'get a brain morans' pic is legendary ammo in Breers/Cardinals internet warfare.

Todd Packer said...

"SAS he is 1) still alive. and 2) still getting gigs."

he just married a 25 year old. and he was talking about his 2 sons rock band a lot. they just signed some record deal. i think dice still plays in vegas a lot

Beth said...

"most involve #3 and beth but some were different"

TMI!

Todd Packer said...

"Facebook"

i did not know that



big s

Meiz said...

conflicting edits comment

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

Revbook

Meiz said...

"TMI!"


So you're saying you're not comfortable with some greasy internet creeper from Brooklyn saying he dreams about having sex with you?

Odd.

Todd Packer said...

ep are you sure your calorie counts are correct on “food snob”? they seem too low

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

internet creeper is strong language mr. facebook predator

Steve said...

"too bad no one took the slapper bait from steve last night"


RIP LOVAD

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

ep are you sure your calorie counts are correct on “food snob”? they seem too low

yes, except for last nights

i'm in denial about that massacre

the rest are accurate, getting them from here

Todd Packer said...

150 for that sandwich was the one i thought was low

Meiz said...

"internet creeper is strong language mr. facebook predator"


The correct term is "stalking".

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

ah, ham and cheese
the ham is low-sodium, only 4 pieces

i overshot breakfast a bit too

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

steve i watch ai now

prior comments about you watching it stand, especially because you are single and live alone

if i were single and living alone, i would not watch idol

isiah thompson said...

and don't tell me the satisfaction of coming in 579th place...or proving you can do it.

I can prove that I can jump off a building, but it would still be dumb


hilarity

isiah thompson said...

I didn't know they made ribbons for 579th place Greg.

isiah thompson said...

just realized i'm gonna have this doepy name for the 1000 post


doepy

ymsoab!

blue said...

apparently they do, and jug gets them

blue said...

i'll save myself the hassle of running 26.2 miles and just go buy a t-shirt and some beers

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

solid plan

blue said...

maybe i'll wait until after the race and buy the exact shirt at goodwill

Meiz said...

You know what's not fair?

Asthma.

I'm a good runner. I just don't have the wind for it.

tem said...

so you aren't a good runner?

blue said...

is there such a thing as a bad runner

blue said...

pretty sure as long as you don't fall down, you're doing it right

tem said...

there are such things as bad runners.

Meiz said...

That commercial sucks me every time

Beth said...

"is there such a thing as a bad runner"

Depends on what you consider bad. Is someone who "runs" an 8-hour marathon a bad runner?

tem said...

another quake in chile...wow.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

lovad said Iron Man 2 trailer looks good


I agree

Beth said...

Tiger coming back March 25th.

wHeasel said...

What up, bitches?

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"cursed with a child"

oh meiz

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

cuse at noon

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

mason back with ravens again

wHeasel said...

I'm watching Godfather Part III for the first time ever. Trying to have an open mind despite what I have heard.

wHeasel said...

"mason back with ravens again"

Wasn't this mentioned already?

Spaceman Spiff said...

ive seen about 10 minutes of part III

Meiz said...

No really, kids are awful.

Jugdish said...

too bad no one took the slapper bait from steve last night... seemed like it had potential



steve was trying too hard

Spaceman Spiff said...

meiz's kid will look like this

wHeasel said...

"steve was trying too hard"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Jugdish said...

apparently they do, and jug gets them


579th place out of 15-20k wouldn't be too shabby

tem said...

what was he trying to get in a slapper about?

Jugdish said...

what was he trying to get in a slapper about?


anything

Meiz said...

"meiz's kid will look like this"


She'd be on the bottom of Lake Michigan

wHeasel said...

"She'd be on the bottom of Lake Michigan"

Disturbing

Spaceman Spiff said...

Tourney Pick Em has been set up

Group ID# 43189
PW - pathword

Meiz said...

"Disturbing"

Did you see that ugly fuckin' thing?

wHeasel said...

"Tourney Pick Em has been set up"

I'm in.

Jugdish said...

i just made my picks


s

Meiz said...

"I'm in."

You sure?

blue said...

i've got UNC winning it all again this year


b2b baybee

Jugdish said...

lunch

Meiz said...

I'm hungry

Todd Packer said...

merlin olsen = dead

Jugdish said...

damn...bossman got control of the tv for lunch. now we are watching a special on the cotton gin. woe

Meiz said...

Who the fuck is Merlin Olsen?

Meiz said...

Great. Dummy's here. Let the babying of preggers chick commence.

Beth said...

"merlin olsen = dead"

That's 2 I guess.

Spaceman Spiff said...

booty shaking

Meiz said...

How the fuck do you lose your dog? Seriously.

That's some NYC parenting type shit.

Meiz said...

"That's 2 I guess."

Nope. Boner was 1, Haim was 2. Merlin doesn't count.

Meiz said...

"Spaceman Spiff said...

booty shaking"


I love you, Spiff.



Is that weird?

blue said...

merlin olson was on little house on the prairie

and he was on the DL for the Rams

blue said...

he was on the DL with rosie greer and some other dudes when the Rams were good in the 60's

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

good lord that video was glory

Meiz said...

The worst part is that Preggo keeps feeding the Dummy fire.

blue said...

i was not impressed



(s)

tem said...

boner was too long ago to be part of the haim 3.

blue said...

boner was so awesome he was his own 3

tem said...

says you.

and lp.

wHeasel said...

I don't think we're gonna hit 1k

blue said...

i don't know about you guys, but I enjoy having a good boner every now and then

I know beth does too.

tem said...

too much boner talk.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"Beth82678"

so 32 this year huh beth?

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP thinks he found something

blue said...

not enough boner talk


/lp

*fized

Meiz said...

"@MikeVacc

Mets can spin this any way they want: if it'll take Reyes 2-to-8 weeks to resume baseball activity that means DL. And trouble to follow."



No big deal right?

Jugdish said...

double or nothing

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

between tps and working on tw's post i cant contribute much to 1000 comments

suck it rev

Jugdish said...

rev should be here contributing, instead he is focusing on his 460 other friends

wHeasel said...

exfemH had her baby yesterday.

Meiz said...

"exfemH had her baby yesterday."

congratulations

wHeasel said...

"congratulations"

Funny

tem said...

what did you name it?

tem said...

H jr?

tem said...

New Day Rising?

tem said...

Brady?

tem said...

Bill?

tem said...

Larry?

tem said...

1/5

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