Friday, March 12, 2010

1 Thousand

Wow. Actually I'm not surprised. If you got a good thing going on why not keep it going. We got a good thing here. It's a juiced up chat room with no web streams of people masturbating. Which is good. Well since this blog started on 8/15/2006 alot has happened in sports. I feel like, for this celebration post, that we should review. You know, being that this is a sports blog of some kind. First I want to shout out a few LOV peeps who have moved on, whether to heaven, hell, prison, asylum, institution or another country. We miss you.

Iamunstoppable, Mound of Venus, Martin Van Nostrand, Who Cares, Stiggy. RIP.
(if I forgot someone than you were forgettable)

Now since 8/15/2006 the following has happened:

Well, first of all, we had our first HDH moment right in the title of the first post. "VIVE LA REVOLUTION". I'm sure Rev meant Viva! And if he didn't then he is french.

Sports 2006 recap
Freak kept mentioning Floyd Landis. So that happened.
The World Cup, the head butt.
Hockey was in the limelight for a gambling ring. Not for the hockey.
Tiger Woods.

Zeke actually pimped Frank Thomas for AL MVP. For thoughts on this we go to a former LOV correspondent, thejaywhite. Jay, whatta got? : "I think sanatan is hte mvp...being a DH should affect the mvp voting....you do half the job of the other players...thomas has no chance at it...his average is too low.." --- thank you Mr. White

Rev tried to write an NFL preview. He shut the Colts out of the playoffs. Freak was flabbergasted. Rev also reviewed "Invincible". Good times.

The demise of the Metropolitans began after this sentence, said the night before the Mets took the field against the Cards. "And as a Phillies fan it pains me to say this, but I find myself hoping the Mets win" - REV, nice reverse jinx fat boy. I hate you. The curse of the Rev!

After the crushing Met defeat you all remind me of daily, I said the following. "I don't care about baseball anymore. Beltran your dead to me. This is going to be quick, I have a serious test to take in about 6 hours that I am sure I will fail. And I already wasted half the night on the pathetic Mets who made Jeff Suppan look like Warren Spahn. Go fuck yourself St. Louis." - El Padrino

On 12/3/06 Zeke said he was no longer a CFB fan. We all know how that turned out. Exact quotes : "I won't watch a minute of CFB until there is a playoff." and this beauty "That's all the recap I got. Call me whatever you want but don't call me a CFB fan anymore." Awesome.

Sports 2007 recap
"I'm going to go ahead and call Akili Smith on Russell. We'll see if I'm right. " - Freak 1/11/07

Beckham signs that 5 yr/ 250MM deal, spiff links the fake Tim Tebow girlfriend and I successfully (and for probably the last time ever) saw my pre-season prediction come true, Bears-Colts played in Super Bowl XLI. Colts won. Other 2007 Champs : Gators (TP saw it in person), pats go undfeated (wait til 08 recap for ending, lol), Rockies with a crazy run to make the show, swept by the Red Sox (O:FB starts then), Bonds passes Hank, Spurs beat the Lebrons, Pavlik wood for Meiz, Tiger Woods, Mighty ducks ?, Chris Henry in trouble (dead, btw), Lane Kiffin and Gators and K-Fed.

January 23, 2007, Post #150 and it's Tem. It's his first post. It's solid.
Rev died rumors dominate the winter/spring comments.
Rev takes to the post on April 22, 2007 to shut us up.
Tyler with a guest column on NBA that was so good.
Nappy headed ho's and an albino squirrel.
Kermit covers Johnny Cash. It's awesome. Mills appears.
Soprano debate, prince chills and piss ice, jug era. Kobe wants traded.
Me and blue had babies. Mitchell report.

TCS!!!!! Keith makes his presence known. I think zeke quit.

I tried to stay at keef's house for Super Bowl 42.

Sports 2008 recap
The Giants beat the Pats. That's all that happened. Great year.












Zeke came back. Keef got married.

2008 is when we really took off, with LOV-isms and myths. Like retard Steve, keef the as., my ridiculous hdh moments, deke was picked on relentlessly, tp is old, beth was a whore, blue is rich, etc.

Carried on well into 2009 and today.
We'll call 2008 the year of the schtick. Also we lost Iam. And weazy. Pick the good one.

Sports 2009 recap
Gators, Lakers, Steelers, Yankees, Tarheels.

LOV prospered in 2009, continued the 2008 success with near 700 comments daily. We laughed, we cried, we laughed again. Some people got funnier, some people got assier and some people got weirder.

You know if there is one theme that I can say LOV has or one word that describes LOV I think I would say HILARITY. We are like internet stoogies. Sure we'll throw in some sports every once in awhile but we'd rather talk about food, habits, porn, sex, drugs, news, obama, snakes, movies, music, marathons, piss ice, cheese heroin, burrittos, airplanes, earfquakes, tits, dong, nerds, tps, freezing rain, tacos, slow-cookers, chili recipes, cereal, steroids, insufferableness, homeless, green shirts, jorts, cribs, tuna fish cans, cheese, carrots, gooks, russians, step children, lysol, jail, lawyers, blowjobs, fat people, cheez whiz, socks, boogie nights, rotten kids, bands, shirtless eli, naked potter, weasels, helmets, blacks, fleischmanns, man boobs, dragon tats, grape soda, cranberry juice, bbm's, condo's, hdh, prince chills, fuck deadspin, fuck axe, px090, bait, ^^^, this, TCS, cms, hsil's, sd's, gilfs, mcnuggets, arbys, nyc, dead people, happy hour, beer, watermelon patches and tits.

Here's to 1000 more.

766 comments:

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Beth said...

Well done post for # 1,000 EP. (ns)

(See, I didn't even make the standard "nice post freak" joke.)

Beth said...

"Sure we'll throw in some sports every once in awhile but we'd rather talk about...dong..."

That's just you though you realize.

tem said...

good job eel pad.

tem said...

2nd paragraph for grammar error. farther than we thought.

Steve said...

"this marriage ref show is the worst"

^^^^^^^^

swing and a miss Jerry.

blue said...

great post EP....only thing missing is a link here

blue said...

i surprised he didn't title the post "won thousand"

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

thanks, good call blue

classic link

Todd Packer said...

nice work, ep

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

reading some of the older comments was fun

Steve said...

i have not had a smoke in a little over 6 monhts now and still i get a wicked craving with my morning coffe about twice a week.

Beth said...

"i have not had a smoke in a little over 6 monhts now and still i get a wicked craving with my morning coffe about twice a week"

I laugh at your nicotine addiction.

/Tiger Woods

Steve said...

"I laugh at your nicotine addiction.

/Tiger Woods"


hilarity.

tem said...

ha ISWYDT

tem said...

because Tiger is addicted to boobies

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

golden crisps

Steve said...

"because Tiger is addicted to boobies"

i think about trim A LOT more than i think about cigs.

i must be addicted two.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

tiger doesnt just think about it though

Todd Packer said...

"i have not had a smoke in a little over 6 monhts now and still i get a wicked craving with my morning coffe about twice a week."


no smokes when boozing?

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

Airline Passengers 'Delayed By Roaches'

Steve said...

"no smokes when boozing?"

na, that got pretty easy after a few months (mostly cause NC banned it indoors) It's that random out of the blue craving that still slaps me around a every now and then.

Steve said...

steve woefest...complete.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

better than a aitch woe or meiz woe

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

everytime this one guy asks me a question or just has a general comment i blank out

like i dont hear what he's sayin

weird, subconciously i must not care for this fellow

Jugdish said...

good post ep!

Beth said...

"na, that got pretty easy after a few months (mostly cause NC banned it indoors) It's that random out of the blue craving that still slaps me around a every now and then"

Let's clarify here. To quote a little known Blues Brothers song, "just because I gave up cigarettes for my New Years resolution didn't mean I gave up smoking".

Jugdish said...

We laughed, we cried, we laughed again. Some people got funnier, some people got assier and some people got weirder.


chuckle

Todd Packer said...

"weird, subconciously i must not care for this fellow"

i was going to make a dong joke, but changed my mind

Jugdish said...

softball victory last night. our team is fun. three coolers of beer and a pitcher of a shot mix. i wonder what the other team thinks when they see us doing shots before the game

Jugdish said...

jug caught a possum last night


IN YOU FACE possum!!

Steve said...

"weird, subconciously i must not care for this fellow"


what was that? somebody talking?

Beth said...

"jug caught a possum last night"

Did it taste just like chicken Cousin Eddie?

Jugdish said...

Did it taste just like chicken Cousin Eddie?


ive made the cousin eddie jokes a few times today about it. ill dispose of it later. either call animal control or drive out to the middle of no where and let it go.

I wish he was my dad said...

nice post EP


reading some of the older comments was fun

^^^^^^^^^

-I go through the archives from time to time when I'm bored

I wish he was my dad said...

especially on days when I know there will be comments and predictions (like NFL draft day), day after the release the NCAA field of 64, etc.

Jugdish said...

ill post a pic of the possum bitch after lunch

blue said...

you named it?

blue said...

after lunch at hooters


*fized

Jugdish said...

"this marriage ref show is the worst"



haven't seen it, but its probably all staged anyways

Jugdish said...

after lunch at hooters


*fized



correct, that's where we are going. its right by the house

Jugdish said...

you named it?


i guess...little bastard has been tormenting me. its like the gopher from caddyshack

I wish he was my dad said...

"this marriage ref show is the worst"

agreed; I got through about 5 minutes last night (because I like Larry David) and couldn't stand anymore

I wish he was my dad said...

and Jerry Seinfeld is not funny anyway.
-Seinfeld was an awesome show, but that was mostly due to Larry David and the supporting cast

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

albino squirrel >>>>> possum

Jugdish said...

mize...how much does it cost to ship a possum?

tem said...

"a pitcher of a shot mix."

explain please

Todd Packer said...

possums are the worse*.... how did you catch it, jug?

blue said...

"possums are the worse*.... how did you catch it, jug?"

possum trap

Jugdish said...

explain please


shot mix...like taking a shot, but she made a batch of it in a pitcher. not sure what it was, but it was good

blue said...

like you had the purple hooters

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

the bearcats were frisky

blue said...

ipad is coming april 3rd pre-order and reserve yours today

tem said...

is it a possum or an opossum?

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"UConn's Calhoun agrees to four-year extension"

he'll be dead before the end of the deal

Jugdish said...

possum trap


apparently they like marshmellows

tem said...

"shot mix..."

so it is a pitcher full of shots?

Jugdish said...

so it is a pitcher full of shots?


correct

I wish he was my dad said...

1/2 day today, and then going to Brainerd for a weekend with my sister and nieces at the indoor waterpark/hotel.

I love waterslides

Jugdish said...

I love waterslides


do they have height restrictions?


/Lp

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

i like waterparks asswell

I wish he was my dad said...

Minni versus Michigan State tonight; if Minni wins, they'll get into the field of 64...lose, and they're NIT bound for sure

-between that and my High School playing in the semis of the State Hockey Tourney, it's going to be a good night for drinking CLs and watching sports with my old man

Todd Packer said...

brainerd reminds me of fargo... grate* movie

I wish he was my dad said...

brainerd reminds me of fargo... grate* movie


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

you call your wife old man?

I wish he was my dad said...

you call your wife old man?

um, no. Cmkod's staying in Bemidji; my dad's coming up with my sister and nieces asswell

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"Yesterday afternoon, a woman was fatally struck by a northbound 6 train at the 77th Street and Lexington Avenue station in Manhattan. Police now say that 48-year-old Rosemary Mankof had jumped into the tracks to pick up her fallen bag. Witnesses were yelling at her to lie on on the track bed, but, the NY Times reports, "Panicked, the woman scrambled toward the platform and struggled to climb up, but was crushed as the train came charging into the station."


Darwism?

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"um, no. Cmkod's staying in Bemidji; my dad's coming up with my sister and nieces asswell"

suite

first time you mentioned old man, i think, just asking

tem said...

"Witnesses were yelling at her to lie on on the track bed,"

like let the train go over you?

I wish he was my dad said...

first time you mentioned old man, i think, just asking

yeah, I didn't make that very clear (ns)

I wish he was my dad said...

like let the train go over you?

better to let it go over you than have it go through you

isiah thompson said...

Darwism?

BRAVO!!!

blue said...

anyone see that pelham 123 movie.

decent flick...better performance by travolta than most of his movies lately

Steve said...

"Darwism?"

Yes

"like let the train go over you?"

"better to let it go over you than have it go through you"

true. or she could have let the bag go...it couldn't have been that important.

Jugdish said...

there is a jug joke somewhere in that train story

tem said...

"better to let it go over you than have it go through you"

true. just making sure i understood that the crowd's advice was lay on the track and let the train go right over you.

Beth said...

re: possum trap

Fmbeth has one of those cause he's had squirrel issues in his attic. For squirrels any sugary cereal works grate*

Beth said...

"there is a jug joke somewhere in that train story"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"like let the train go over you?"

there's a bit of a well between the tracks, if you lay in it the train wont even touch you (in most places but this one in paticular for sure)

common subway knowledge

blue said...

"true. just making sure i understood that the crowd's advice was lay on the track and let the train go right over you."

so the question is, do you trust the people on the platform, who have probably never tried letting a train go over the top of them, or try and scramble back to the platform?

I'd probably go with the scramble back...and be dead

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"anyone see that pelham 123 movie."

liked it

ending gay

tem said...

"common subway knowledge"

i learnt.

blue said...

the ending was gay

my only other concern is why did the people of NY elect Tony Soprano as mayor? I thought he lived in New Jersey

Beth said...

"anyone see that pelham 123 movie."

liked it

ending gay so that was my favorite part

*fixed

tem said...

"liked it

ending gay"

you liked it because the ending was gay or in spite of the ending being gay?

Todd Packer said...

"anyone see that pelham 123 movie."

have not watched the new one yet.... the original was grate*

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

liked it despite gay ending

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"my only other concern is why did the people of NY elect Tony Soprano as mayor? I thought he lived in New Jersey"

greater metropolitan area blue

duh

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

big wall

Spaceman Spiff said...

arenas cumfasting lebron, changing to number 6. agent zero is now six shooter

Spaceman Spiff said...

eltardo mailbag up

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Jake Delhomme wants to start"

funny guy

I wish he was my dad said...

"In terms of both L.T.'s ego and the level of competition within the division, I'd say New York has the advantage in both areas. Add it all up, and I think it's pretty clear. Like he did so many times during his prime in San Diego, Tomlinson should go coast to coast as he begins his career's second act."

-yes, please LDT...go to New York (ns)

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

was he 6 at Arizona?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"was he 6 at Arizona?"

YS, C?

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

i dont remember

Spaceman Spiff said...

he chose 0 a zona because people said he would get 0 minutes

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

now i remember

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

$5 footlongs!!!!!!!

wanna kill someone when i hear this shit

blue said...

so now maybe he thinks he'll be suspended for 6 months?

blue said...

blue is gonna get a $5 footlong tuna today

Todd Packer said...

"blue is gonna get a $5 footlong tuna today"

gross

blue said...

load it up with jalapenos and hot pepper cheese...


good stuff

blue said...

subway lets you get whatever toppings you want for free...great deal

Todd Packer said...

headed to the DMV and then orlando.... i might try some drunk blackberry comments in AD

Todd Packer said...

"subway lets you get whatever toppings you want for free...great deal"

it's still a shit sandwich

blue said...

TP doesn't believe in the subway?

Meiz said...

"mize...how much does it cost to ship a possum?"


Dead or alive?

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

wanted !
WAAAANNTHED

dead or alive

Spaceman Spiff said...

"WAAAANNTHED"

nice

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

lisp

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

algorithm

I wish he was my dad said...

"WAAAANNTHED"

nice

-that's how Blue and his lisp sings it in real life

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

did freak die?

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

i saw him on twitter last night so i guess not

I wish he was my dad said...

lisp i2i

Spaceman Spiff said...

no he's tweeting

Meiz said...

Freak tweets?

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

damn oregon got a bunch of misfits

isiah thompson said...

"WAAAANNTHED"



THUUUUUPER! THHHHANKS FOR ATHHHHKING*!

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

i stopped readin sg mailbag after the first question

wft with that answer

what a moron

Spaceman Spiff said...

i skipped his first answer

isiah thompson said...

what a moron

Keith Olbermann pwned* him

I wish he was my dad said...

i stopped readin sg mailbag after the first question

-I read both parts...and you're not missing out on anything

Keef said...

Hey Elias, I got married in 2009

Keef said...

But otherwise, nice post.

Keef said...

Nice job with all the HDH

Keef said...

"how did you catch it, jug?"


You can't catch a possum with a pot. You need a mop and a broom

Keef said...

"I love waterslides"


Napoleon also liked them in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

2008, 2009

what's the difference

hell is hell

Meiz said...

"Hey Elias, I got married in 2009"

Hilarity

Keef said...

ketched* up

Meiz said...

I would love to be at home right now. Too much cleaning to do and I know it won't get done tonight.

Keef said...

"what's the difference"

I figured you just lookt* at the comments

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

i hate washing the tub

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"I figured you just lookt* at the comments"

i guessed

Keef said...

Do you ever clean? Seems like you always talk about it needing to be done.

Keef said...

Can't believe LP left out OWP

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"That got me thinking: Someone should start a blog for people who moved away from their hometowns that only features posts with pictures that would make you say, "Wow, when the hell did they build that?" or "Hold on, you're telling me that they renovated that (fill in: restaurant, bar, block, neighborhood, building, hotel, apartment complex), and people now want to go there?" I'm tired of being blindsided every time I go back. And since we're on the subject, God, if you're reading, just stop with the whole thing where you make the weather incredibly nice every time I go back there."

what a moron, they have this, at least for nyc they do, several blogs

Meiz said...

"Do you ever clean? Seems like you always talk about it needing to be done."


Yes I do. Tiny apt dirties up quickly.

isiah thompson said...

Yes I do. Tiny apt dirties up quickly.


shouldn't it clean quickly too?

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"Can't believe LP left out OWP"

i left out alot, got tired

Meiz said...

"they have this, at least for nyc they do, several blogs"


It's called Facebook.

Meiz said...

"shouldn't it clean quickly too?"


I never said it didn't. I just don't like like cleaning.

blue said...

lebron busted for roids

Keef said...

Why don't you like like* it?

Keef said...

blue rome

Meiz said...

"Why don't you like like* it?"


I don't like doing chores.

blue said...

now rome is breaking down Journey

Jugdish said...

Hey Elias, I got married in 2009


i got jugvorced in 2009

Jugdish said...

possum pic is on my blog...ugly bastard

tem said...

i got temgaged in 2000 something.

7 i think. maybe 8. i don't know.

tem said...

2007. wow, that's awhile ago.

tem said...

that's a good lookin rodent. good for stew.

tem said...

you can use the pelt for a bat cover. or golf club cover.

Steve said...

"possum pic is on my blog...ugly bastard"


i would spend the better part of the day trying to startle it.

Jugdish said...

i would spend the better part of the day trying to startle it.


stopped by there after lunch and it was sleeping. we woke it up, took some pics. it wasn't happy. my friend told me i should piss on it...

tem said...

that's mean /peta

Jugdish said...

my roommate's girlfried wanted to feed it. its not a damn pet. calling animal control after 1 to see if they can take this thing away.

Jugdish said...

might drive it out somewhere myself to make sure its far enough away from the house


after i spray paint it

Jugdish said...

i don't want to deal with this shit

tem said...

you should eat it.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

eating some pita chips with hummus and avocado thinking it would be less calories than the mac and cheese i got in the fridge

shit might be the same

now im angry

Spaceman Spiff said...

"shit might be the same

now im angry"

good fat though

tem said...

tOSU fans going nuts.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

yeah i guess your right

Meiz said...

"i don't want to deal with this shit"


Star Trek Sucks!

/darth mize

isiah thompson said...

Evan Turner laid chin nuts.

tem said...

evan turner is doing his butler impression.

Meiz said...

What did he do?

tem said...

made a 3 to win the game.

Meiz said...

Good for him.

I hear lots of people think he's better than John Wall

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

damn mich almost did it

Meiz said...

Ozzie Guillen is not happy with Sean Penn

isiah thompson said...

apparently he went the length of the court or they threw it deep with only 2.2 left and he buries a deep 3. UM not guarding the inbounds.

Beilein is an awful, awful, awful coach.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

wvu coaches suck

tem said...

the intraweb is already saying that they didn't start the clock when turner touched it.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

ok guys draft day is set. Fri April 2 2010 7pm at the Salty
Dog. I will be there earlier to set up so please be on time
so we can start. Also everyone must bring money atleast
half. If you dont give me money beofre the start of the
season you will forfeit any games until you do. I dont want
this to happen so please bring it. Keepers will also be
announced a week before the draft so you have time to come
up with your master plans. thanx che qui



suite

tem said...

he went most of the court with 2.2 and hit a 3.

mich did not press

isiah thompson said...

wvu coaches suck


Beilein is in over his head.

I'm giving Rich Rod one more season.

isiah thompson said...

UM made a hellacious comeback to take the lead too.

shame it went down like that.

I'm hearing Matta was over at the UM bench taunting them after the shot and/or he was running to the replay to say the shot was good.

I'm going with the former.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

"West Village gallery was shut down by the NYPD because the show featured a nude woman standing in the gallery window. (She was holding a jar of human testicles, by the way"


ahhhh the village

Keef said...

"Star Trek Sucks!"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

Evan Turner is a bamf

Steve said...

I would do bad bad things to her

tem said...

"Beilein is in over his head."

if you want mich to be a national player yep.

blue said...

i'm sure zeke wants michigan to toil in mediocrity

blue said...

til they start paying dudes like Jimmy King again, they won't be any good

Meiz said...

I am out of it today.

blue said...

stellar effort on the won thousands post

Keef said...

mad busy yo

Steve said...

so apparently, Matt Damen is the devil and his new movie is Anti-American.


gooooooooo Fox News!

Keef said...

It's gonna be a nice weekend

Keef said...

mize

Do you have space in the apt for your new fishing rod?

Keef said...

I finally broked* down and went into the easter candy aisle today and boat* some candy. They had some nerd jelly beans.

Meiz said...

"Do you have space in the apt for your new fishing rod?"

I didn't buy one. Two 'spensive.

I'm dumber then a 3st grader said...

They had some nerd jelly beans.


WFT

Steve said...

block

Steve said...

block

Steve said...

old

Steve said...

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